The Soggy Fries Argument (Objection.lol)

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  • @Xyb3rAnims
    @Xyb3rAnims 3 роки тому +1089

    "Yall.. like... eat... food?"
    Everyone else in court: *FUCK HE'S AT IT AGAIN*

  • @caboose.20
    @caboose.20 3 роки тому +1078

    *Probably the best use of "Hold it!"*

  • @affi5839
    @affi5839 3 роки тому +624

    Title of video should be:
    Phenix being bullied for 5minute staight

    • @finlandball1939
      @finlandball1939 3 роки тому +43

      *For all the right reasons too*

    • @Meshric
      @Meshric 3 роки тому +33

      Anyone who likes soggy fries deserves all the torment they can get.

    • @teapartytaIes
      @teapartytaIes 3 роки тому +21

      @@finlandball1939 *For all the wright reasons too**

    • @helomeplea
      @helomeplea 3 роки тому +1

      @Finland Ball wdym right?

    • @jayce-__-_-_-
      @jayce-__-_-_- 3 роки тому +2

      @@teapartytaIes I want to die

  • @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq
    @OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOq 2 роки тому +385

    Phoenix: Doesn’t understand how anyone would like fries with mayo.
    Also Phoenix: *Dunks fries in public toilet water for flavor*

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 2 роки тому +6

      Everyone eats fries with mayo m8

    • @owoberon4947
      @owoberon4947 2 роки тому

      Toilet fries are th best, but sink fries are for murderers

    • @hams_cool
      @hams_cool 2 роки тому +8

      @@drantigon not everyone

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 2 роки тому +1

      @@hams_cool I have yet to meet someone that scoffs at fries with mayo

    • @hams_cool
      @hams_cool 2 роки тому +5

      @@drantigon I have never tried it but I do not disrespect anyone else who enjoys it

  • @boopy6430
    @boopy6430 3 роки тому +181

    I went in thinking he meant soggy like theyre a little cold and theyre all soft and stuff and i like those. I was not expecting "I dropped them in the sink"

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +37

      I was not expecting "I take them to the bathroom"

    • @ChikuTenebresRattus
      @ChikuTenebresRattus 10 місяців тому +1

      That's where I thought it was going, and this sidesweep from above!

  • @quack8284
    @quack8284 3 роки тому +618

    Who the frick puts their fries in a public bathroom sink to make them soggy 💀

    • @chicken3571
      @chicken3571 3 роки тому +57

      Nick

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O 3 роки тому +9

      M M M M M M M M ME

    • @heysincewhen
      @heysincewhen 3 роки тому +17

      @@11O2O2O
      ಠ_ಠ
      ಠ,_」ಠ
      ಠ_ಠ

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t 3 роки тому +24

      @@cyh..7 okay, so soggy fries are a consequence of only cooking the fries once. Traditional Belgian fries use starchy pitatoes (most notably of the bintjes variety) and cook them twice the the exterior is crisp but the interior is fully cooked and soft.

    • @TheOriginalItsCake
      @TheOriginalItsCake 3 роки тому +5

      @@cyh..7 You are only allowed to do this with oreos, change my mind.

  • @israeldelarosa5461
    @israeldelarosa5461 3 роки тому +353

    This just brought back a long repressed memory of how when I was like 10 I liked to take fries and literally dump them in like actual snow you find outside and eat it like that. Weird as hell.

  • @Icy-ll5ie
    @Icy-ll5ie 3 роки тому +140

    The small grammatical errors make it more wholesome, I love it! It's so funny.

  • @HyeinBiggestfan
    @HyeinBiggestfan 3 роки тому +222

    I like soggy fries, but not soggy from water. The ones that come served soggy from oil n stuff. Also fries in BBQ sauce Supremacy.

  • @screamingcat-o2x
    @screamingcat-o2x 3 роки тому +222

    Nick: *WHO EATS FRIES WITH MAYO?!*
    m-me..

    • @---7191
      @---7191 3 роки тому +14

      *literally my whole family does that*

    • @screamingcat-o2x
      @screamingcat-o2x 3 роки тому +14

      @@---7191 im your family then :)

    • @aceyt7871
      @aceyt7871 3 роки тому +3

      Im Going Ultra Instinct Because My Friend Is Mayo

    • @好吧-h6k
      @好吧-h6k 3 роки тому +1

      Who asked

    • @screamingcat-o2x
      @screamingcat-o2x 3 роки тому +16

      @@好吧-h6k i asked

  • @ssjbevegeta3008
    @ssjbevegeta3008 3 роки тому +80

    At least order water and spill it on the fries rather than going to the bathroom and making it soggy with unhygienic water.

    • @imtiaza7783
      @imtiaza7783 3 роки тому

      Yea lol

    • @TheDreadedJuggernaut
      @TheDreadedJuggernaut 3 роки тому +3

      Where do you think restaurant water comes from? They both come from the same pipe. It's just cold tap water.

    • @iheartvergil
      @iheartvergil 2 роки тому +2

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut
      are we literally drinking tap water 💀

    • @kanjakan
      @kanjakan 2 роки тому

      @@TheDreadedJuggernaut Depends where you're from. Where I'm from, we only use boiled, bottled or filtered water. The tap is an easy way to get sick.

  • @chonko4252
    @chonko4252 3 роки тому +41

    I like how phoenix loses mostly of the time when he started an argument

  • @caseydubois3645
    @caseydubois3645 3 роки тому +262

    Honestly, I'm almost with phoenix on the fries and mayo thing. I do it myself, but I have never seen anyone else do it.

    • @Desnale
      @Desnale 3 роки тому +22

      You can go and meet my brother

    • @justwatching857
      @justwatching857 3 роки тому +7

      I like soggy fries with mayo

    • @gns0_881
      @gns0_881 3 роки тому +36

      @@justwatching857 you

    • @justwatching857
      @justwatching857 3 роки тому +3

      @@gns0_881 hmmm? Yes?

    • @11O2O2O
      @11O2O2O 3 роки тому +4

      /FHBUSIHIFRHE NEVER SEEN ANYONE DO IT IN MY LIFE SEEN AND MET MANY PPL AND THEY NO EAT *MAYO WITH FRIES* !

  • @robertlupa8273
    @robertlupa8273 3 роки тому +66

    I eat fries with whatever sauce is left after all McNuggets.

    • @Kradily
      @Kradily 3 роки тому

      Damn skippy!

    • @galacticbambo
      @galacticbambo 3 роки тому +1

      *Nuggies.
      (joke)

    • @gns0_881
      @gns0_881 3 роки тому

      yum.

    • @cforspine6818
      @cforspine6818 3 роки тому +1

      I eat fries with gravy nom

    • @easyboo8208
      @easyboo8208 3 роки тому +2

      That is the only acceptable alternative to fries with mayo. But let's debate something else. Which sauce is best for mcnuggets? I say sweet and sour!

  • @aaphule
    @aaphule 2 роки тому +4

    3:05 is when the **actual** soggy fries argument starts. halfway through the video.

  • @bzzztbzzzt2428
    @bzzztbzzzt2428 3 роки тому +170

    Eating fries with ice cream is the way to go

    • @Scouttyy
      @Scouttyy 3 роки тому +19

      I agree for some reason
      Atleast its better then soggy fries

    • @twiq.2903
      @twiq.2903 3 роки тому +5

      @@Scouttyy soggy fries taste so goooddd

    • @Sage-un8ds
      @Sage-un8ds 3 роки тому +5

      @@twiq.2903 ew bruh that shi tasted bad af

    • @twiq.2903
      @twiq.2903 3 роки тому +1

      @@Sage-un8ds no, i mix it with gravy+ketchup with soggy fries alsk sometimes i do put my fries in my chocolate drink and it tasted good

    • @shiook9826
      @shiook9826 3 роки тому +3

      @@twiq.2903 So You Dipped It Into Water Then Put It On Gravy And Mayo?

  • @rae_loves_frogs
    @rae_loves_frogs 3 роки тому +189

    OK WHO ACTUALLY EATS FRIES WITH MAYO AND WHO ACTUALLY GETS THEM SOGGY?!

    • @deaththekid3998
      @deaththekid3998 3 роки тому +45

      I like them with mayonnaise. I like greasy things and Mayo makes fries greasier. Ketchup is fine though. My dad is the real monster: he eats fries with mustard.

    • @Stoopid420
      @Stoopid420 3 роки тому +18

      I will eat fries with all sauces
      Ketchup
      Mayo
      BBQ
      Sweet chilli
      Perinaise
      Salad cream
      Mustard
      Pepper sauce
      Mint chutney
      Sweet and sour
      ANYTHING

    • @kwobuk
      @kwobuk 3 роки тому +4

      Me (me not soggy me mayo

    • @theonlywindowmaker
      @theonlywindowmaker 3 роки тому +16

      Mayo with fries is actually a thing. Way less popular than ketchup with fries, but it's still a thing people do. I do not know anyone who eats soggy fries however.

    • @capt.heinrich6945
      @capt.heinrich6945 3 роки тому +2

      fries and gravy go together well imo

  • @fnafplushultimate6792
    @fnafplushultimate6792 3 роки тому +13

    this sounds like how literally everyone in my school talks

  • @luminessence
    @luminessence 3 роки тому +47

    I shouldn't have eaten while watching this; I spat out my food 3 times of laughter

  • @microphon1549
    @microphon1549 3 роки тому +12

    Man, even for a bullied dude, the quiet Phoenix fought his way out and was saved from total mental breakdowns

  • @Sn8kDr
    @Sn8kDr 3 роки тому +27

    "McDonald's is the best sh*t to go"
    *Absolute facts*

    • @NowNormal
      @NowNormal 2 роки тому +4

      no

    • @GADZOOKS195
      @GADZOOKS195 2 роки тому +2

      The thing with mcdonald's frires is that they have all the qualifications of a bad frie but you still end up eating the whole portion

    • @Sn8kDr
      @Sn8kDr 2 роки тому

      @@GADZOOKS195 facts

    • @iheartvergil
      @iheartvergil 2 роки тому

      @@GADZOOKS195
      FAX

  • @Inkedalic3
    @Inkedalic3 2 роки тому +6

    When he said soggy I was just expecting that he forgot to eat them and they became soggy after a while, but dropping them in the SINK?

  • @amoura39
    @amoura39 3 роки тому +7

    god i LOVE how Phoenix just has a bunch of abnormal food likings LOL

  • @marianelabuenrostro9441
    @marianelabuenrostro9441 3 роки тому +2

    0:33 OMFG YESSSSSSSSSSSSS THEM LUCKY GOLDEN ARCHES BOIIIIIIIII

  • @JaxTheBass_
    @JaxTheBass_ 3 роки тому +3

    0:40 *.............I do*
    believe me IT’S *DELICIOUS* , IT’S THE BEST THING EVER

  • @scaleng8587
    @scaleng8587 9 місяців тому +1

    Someone show soggy fries some love, please.

  • @AQIMGame
    @AQIMGame 3 роки тому +2

    I believe this is how their conversation always goes when they all hangout together XD

  • @Hadeles
    @Hadeles 2 роки тому +1

    *O B J E C T I O N !*
    the only thing that I can relate with phoenix about...
    is hating mayonnaise and custard

  • @-General_Bek-
    @-General_Bek- Рік тому +1

    And why *French* *fries* if those fries created in Belgium first?

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 3 роки тому +2

    Good to know von karma goes Bakanakakaakajakakajakja when she eat fries

  • @eziarc2080
    @eziarc2080 2 роки тому +2

    As a Belgian, that was hard to watch

  • @palemx.8279
    @palemx.8279 3 роки тому +2

    Pheonix: y’all like… eat food?
    Everybody else in the courtroom: *ah shoot, here we go again*

  • @-Ryu
    @-Ryu 2 роки тому +2

    See, I'm a wise man.
    I mix the ketchup and Mayo when I have my fries. It combines both worlds together.

  • @sicharnisnone9961
    @sicharnisnone9961 2 роки тому +1

    Ok but why didn’t they take out the “do you see anyone else eat soggy fries” card

  • @zane8552
    @zane8552 3 роки тому +5

    0:47 my mom: mmm this good

  • @Dr_Lovekaffe
    @Dr_Lovekaffe 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly if i was Pheonix i would just go to McDonald's and make them soggy just to troll them

  • @hikari5061
    @hikari5061 3 роки тому +6

    Ngl, fries with the mcflurry is pretty good

  • @RongDMemer
    @RongDMemer 3 роки тому +1

    just eating a not hot anymore fries is hard enough to swallow BUT SOGGY? HOW DARE YOU PHOENIX

  • @alochuz1962
    @alochuz1962 2 роки тому +3

    Bro they didn't even mention soggy fries until over half way through the argument 💀

  • @bellahu5331
    @bellahu5331 Рік тому

    Franziska: this may be the only day I don’t hate you, little brother… because of this FOOLISHLY FOOLISH FOOL

  • @YourLocalFNAFFan_Official
    @YourLocalFNAFFan_Official 2 роки тому +1

    0:42 I remember eating French fries and dipping them in mayonnaise and it’s actually pretty good (In my opinion)

  • @abenazerafework4015
    @abenazerafework4015 3 місяці тому

    i remember the first day at year 7(6th grade in the US), i saw some guy put mayo and beans in his hamburger. saying that everyone was disgusted would be an understatement

  • @Sakkeru96
    @Sakkeru96 3 роки тому +1

    I have never had any particular desire to eat fries with mayo before but... This video has awoken a mighty need within me

  • @screamingcat-o2x
    @screamingcat-o2x 3 роки тому

    his name is Pheonix wright but he cant even eat food the right way..

  • @bendahman5231
    @bendahman5231 3 роки тому +1

    Every country in Europe uses mayo on fries

  • @meskonyolsen6657
    @meskonyolsen6657 3 роки тому +1

    Ok i have suggestion has never done before
    "Rare Chicken Debate"

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t Рік тому

      It's making me sick. Like literally, it gave me salmonella, please send help.

  • @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2EEEEEE
    @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2EEEEEE 2 роки тому +1

    Alternate title: man getting roasted and judged for not knowing that people eat fries w mayo

  • @ArhturJoaquim
    @ArhturJoaquim 7 місяців тому

    Alternate ending: *Gavel x3* Judge: you are sentenced guilty for "Health Code Violation"

  • @DoctorWhoGaming100
    @DoctorWhoGaming100 3 роки тому

    french fries with mayo: YOU CAN RUN, BUT I'LL STILL BE IN YOUR NIGHTMARES!

  • @ElusiveMoth5
    @ElusiveMoth5 3 роки тому +22

    I like soggy fries, like kinda wet by the steam/oil but NOT FRICKING TAP WATER. Ew.
    Also I like cold fries. Cold as in like either ordered 1 hour ago or refrigerated fries.

  • @modygaming4321
    @modygaming4321 2 роки тому

    0:44 thats why wright never saw me eating french fries with mayo

  • @nicholas7743
    @nicholas7743 3 роки тому +1

    In Phoenix's defense, I've never heard of fries and mayo before either

    • @iiashxlie
      @iiashxlie 3 роки тому

      I wat fries with ketchup and mayo mixed together, sometimes I eat fries with icecream

    • @notemergencyfood6510
      @notemergencyfood6510 2 роки тому

      @@iiashxlie McDonalds fries dipped in a milkshake ?

  • @gameroak007
    @gameroak007 2 роки тому +1

    I just heard Nick talk about soggy fries, and I was like: "Bruh... Who in their right mind does that?"

  • @theronurielgodinez6061
    @theronurielgodinez6061 3 роки тому +1

    Phoenix: PFFFT WHO EATS FRIES WITH MAYO
    me who eats fries with mayo: *intense nervous sweating*

  • @inconsistentbubbles7632
    @inconsistentbubbles7632 3 роки тому +5

    I think it's a cultural thing, in america(or at least my area of florida) you wouldn't find anyone eating fries with mayo because mayo sucks but I heard that in other parts of the world its actually good

  • @eboi5597
    @eboi5597 3 роки тому +1

    Me eating French fries with mayo and ketchup:My goal are beyond your understanding

    • @HaDe_Twins
      @HaDe_Twins 3 роки тому

      Same.
      Do you also mix mayo and ketchup for an even better taste

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 3 роки тому +1

    Tobias Gregson: *looks at fish n' chip paper cup* Well, this made me lose my appetite.

  • @Rayllum_Nuzi
    @Rayllum_Nuzi 2 роки тому

    I love how it just ends with a "Ugh".

  • @Fruitsmymainispomgranates
    @Fruitsmymainispomgranates 3 роки тому +1

    1:58 ask a kid if that is old

  • @mysticmisc4585
    @mysticmisc4585 3 роки тому

    as someone who dorsnt like french fries, this is both hysterical and gut-wrenchingly painful to watch.

  • @Breadinator42
    @Breadinator42 2 роки тому

    This is by far one of the worst food crimes I've ever heard of.

    • @Breadinator42
      @Breadinator42 2 роки тому

      Edit: I mean other than the crime where a man assaulted a bus driver with a watermelon

  • @kranossity
    @kranossity 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe there's someone out there that eats Bathroom Fries.

  • @elijahmonserrat7804
    @elijahmonserrat7804 3 роки тому +13

    Me and my familly actually mix mayo and ketchup, maybe other people in my country do that too

    • @Tharmin.124
      @Tharmin.124 3 роки тому

      I mix mayo with chili sauce, it's good too

    • @radovanmarcincin2502
      @radovanmarcincin2502 3 роки тому

      yaay, finally someone! i do it all the time, its the best

  • @tristinmiddleton3933
    @tristinmiddleton3933 3 роки тому

    Soggy fries trash, Mayo trash, long kinda floppy fries? Bomb. I’ll be taking no questions

  • @nemnem2342
    @nemnem2342 2 роки тому +2

    Go to 2:55 for soggy fries argument

  • @k00lerkid_
    @k00lerkid_ 2 роки тому

    “After all. every person on the planet loves mayo”
    -josh

  • @am5411803
    @am5411803 2 роки тому +1

    mcdonalds is cool but kinda just “soggy”
    pro wendy’s
    edit: also who actually eats fries with mayo *not to insult*

    • @user-le8ul4nr5t
      @user-le8ul4nr5t Рік тому

      In Europe, it is very common to eat fries with mayo. Especially in Belgium/France, where fries are considered traditional by many and taken rather seriously.

  • @arsonexc
    @arsonexc 3 роки тому +1

    I hate that I actually look forward to the soggy fries when ordering fries.

    • @arsonexc
      @arsonexc 3 роки тому

      I meant soggy with deep fry oil

  • @StarLightShadows
    @StarLightShadows 11 місяців тому

    This is a genuine straight up food crime. Phoenix would say this in court and instantly be given a penalty by the Judge, and the Judge would be justified in doing so.

  • @thatguywhoanimids
    @thatguywhoanimids 9 місяців тому

    I love how half the video is just phoenix getting bludgeoned on the subject of Mayo 💀

  • @NakedWyverns
    @NakedWyverns 2 роки тому

    Now hold on, hot fries, with freezing ketchup, I want you to try it before you tell

  • @justwatching857
    @justwatching857 3 роки тому +4

    Me: **Eats soggy fries with mayo**

  • @reevenam1212
    @reevenam1212 Рік тому

    This is the video of Pheonix being bullied by everyone for 5 minutes *STRAIGHT*

  • @BrentSudric
    @BrentSudric 2 роки тому

    To be fair with Mr. Wright, I have never seen anyone eat fries with mayonnaise either, and I live near to a McDonalds!

  • @pelto7706
    @pelto7706 3 роки тому +1

    As a belgian, i feel a great disturbance here.

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 3 роки тому

      The real O.G. of "French" fries.

  • @ValeraMoth
    @ValeraMoth 2 роки тому

    I like how Phoenix says AAAA as it is a normal sentence, with his mouth not being like :AAA all the time but being like :0 :t D: :D :u

  • @sarahelisabeth247
    @sarahelisabeth247 2 роки тому +1

    the “E” and “.” tho batmn

  • @betsyhi-gin6982
    @betsyhi-gin6982 3 роки тому +4

    Hijikata Toshiro be like: *0:58*

  • @vedsky2501
    @vedsky2501 3 роки тому

    you guys focus on the argument im chuckling to the fact the mouths go “maoamaoamaoam” when they speak

  • @Nikopog
    @Nikopog 2 роки тому

    i have been to a mcdonalds 1000 times, nobody has ever used mayo as a dipping sauce for fries

  • @noahwilson3809
    @noahwilson3809 2 роки тому

    Me in the back eating golden brown steak fries with steak sauce: What are they arguing about this time?

  • @duckman2480
    @duckman2480 2 роки тому

    “A sad virgin who eats alone at fast food restraunts”
    At least I’m not giving bjs to my fries 💀

  • @charrii-san7403
    @charrii-san7403 3 роки тому +5

    I don’t like friends with mayo..
    But I like them with mayo and ketchup mixed 😎

  • @EggLord0
    @EggLord0 2 роки тому +1

    Yes I like soggy fries, we exist

  • @breadisyummy_
    @breadisyummy_ 2 роки тому

    At first I was on your side, Phoenix, BUT SOGYGY FRIEIEISSSSSSZ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!??? THIS DOESNT EVEN NEED A TRIAL EXECUTRE HIM!

  • @meskonyolsen6657
    @meskonyolsen6657 3 роки тому +3

    The "The Rare Chicken Argument" please?

  • @guyintheinternets
    @guyintheinternets Місяць тому

    i love voice acting these

  • @toothbrush1745
    @toothbrush1745 2 роки тому

    The judge said order in the court, so i ordered fries and they tasted good, too bad my house is made of bars and metal now, and its very small

  • @BioHzrd0010
    @BioHzrd0010 Рік тому +3

    3:40 I fucking thought he was talking about fries that get a bit extra greasy or whatever and they get kinda soggy and limp. NOT WET WITH FUCKING WATER. What the actual fuck.
    I get liking the kind of soggy fries that I was thinking of. Those are good; more salt sticks to them and shit. But why _water?_
    Also I eat fries with mayo. It's good, try it.

  • @Gatherway
    @Gatherway Рік тому

    Okay, but why don't I ever see people talking about dipping their fries in Thousand Island dressing? The first time was when I had a salad and fries on the same plate, some dressing got on the fries and I was awakened to a new world of delicious

  • @Perceval16
    @Perceval16 3 роки тому

    I laughed at this way harder than i should lmao but im fucking loving it

  • @VoidXDsfx
    @VoidXDsfx 3 роки тому

    Now, lets argue about fries with ice cream

  • @sarahelisabeth247
    @sarahelisabeth247 2 роки тому

    that dude was definitely lying abt the soggy fries

  • @DirectionsAreSoNotMyThing
    @DirectionsAreSoNotMyThing 2 роки тому +2

    1:19
    look, I’ve never seen one and period
    *period*

  • @ayametheepic
    @ayametheepic 3 роки тому +1

    MASALA FRIES WITH KETCHUP

  • @sidmeister8526
    @sidmeister8526 Рік тому

    wait until he hears about people mixing mayo and ketchup together

  • @macaronii8318
    @macaronii8318 2 роки тому

    I love how at one point ema just says e

  • @frozenquasar1309
    @frozenquasar1309 2 роки тому

    The street vendors use a mixture of Mayo and Ketchup to make this Orange stuff, Real good shit.
    Tried to recreate it, Only has about 33% chance of perfection

  • @spy_kek7609
    @spy_kek7609 3 роки тому

    Thr overuse of dumb spamming makes this a 5/10

  • @TreyWalx573
    @TreyWalx573 3 роки тому +2

    Who eats their fries with MAYO?!???!