@@mattmatthews5414 That’s what your psych (read: dealer) tells you at least. Just drink a coffee if you have to, don’t go pumping your body (esp. heart and liver) with psychoactive drugs!
@@mfzoom5401 Pretty much, no different than doctors recommending cigarettes back in the day. Just a hustle, funny how every young boy has ADHD now, just fill em full of ritalin and they'll do just fine. 🙄🙄🙄
pls god, i hope he does! i love him so much, something about his vibe just, it clearly resonates with a lot of ppl i've never heard someone talk like this but it's like there's a voice somewhere in my head that sounds exactly like him. hearing this fella's like going back home again
@@YesOkayButWhyI feel like he probably had a good reason and was also mentally ill due to his upbringing which led to drug abuse and resentment to his mother.
You people all fail to realize that what Kyle did is amazing and he will never duplicate it or top it. He needs to just live his life and never taint the magic he created in this video.
I love how it’s a seemingly regular day for these guys, just trying to make a video for UA-cam or whatever, then along comes our hero who just derails the whole thing and leaves everyone in awe
It may not be a good idea to find him... I think this is the best we would get from him... I wouldn't want it to be ruined if we found he's not like this all the time
This is the first time I’ve seen the whole thing and I’m absolutely dying at the fact he was right about the Indiana land part 😂😂😂 I never knew this and always thought he was so random for that hahaha
I finally found my spirit dude !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂this guy is thee embodiment of super chill and a giving soul !! 👏 This "Dude" abides times infinity !!😂🤣😂🤣I don't think I have ever LAUGHED so hard in my life !!😂😂😂
His name is Kyle Brown and he was arrested earlier this year for stabbing his mom in the head. According to a neighbor, he told her that he was the devil. True story- very sad.
I lost the URl after FB scrolling. All I could think of was "Glonky". This man invented a new word just so we could find him and embrace his wholesomeness. Wig dude has a good voice too.
That is genuine happiness. Ive had that smile and been in same shoes. Everything is just ace and you've not a care in the world at that moment. Just el eye vee eye en.
Take him out the oven, he's baked to perfection.
Said God
Genius
3 more likes pls
🤣🤣🤣
Lmfao
I like to imagine he actually isn’t high and this is his normal self
I would love humanity if everyone more or less would be in that mood
Acute ADHD is like that. It sucks having to take a pill to get sober & clear headed.
@@mattmatthews5414 That’s what your psych (read: dealer) tells you at least. Just drink a coffee if you have to, don’t go pumping your body (esp. heart and liver) with psychoactive drugs!
@@mfzoom5401 do you truly have no idea what caffeine is?
@@mfzoom5401 Pretty much, no different than doctors recommending cigarettes back in the day. Just a hustle, funny how every young boy has ADHD now, just fill em full of ritalin and they'll do just fine. 🙄🙄🙄
I am so sad this is the entirety of the footage. I could watch glonkybro for hours
I told him that he needs to start his own tik tok
@@ashleyolsen2916 you really know that dude^^ tell him he made me smile often, cheers and greez from austria ;)
pls god, i hope he does! i love him so much, something about his vibe just, it clearly resonates with a lot of ppl
i've never heard someone talk like this but it's like there's a voice somewhere in my head that sounds exactly like him.
hearing this fella's like going back home again
@@tracksuitjim "home agahn a-back on the road agahn?" 😂
@@schlenbea in indiänaländ dämm män
1:27 "like Frodo baggins?" I wanna find this dude and be friends with him immediately lol
He KNEW “back again” reminded him of something lol there and back again!
like hell i'd want him as a friend, would spend 5 years translating just one conversation
This took me out..... back again and Frodo hahaha
a hobbit's tale: there and back again
I just watched this literally while watching The Return of the King. Just about killed me
"I'm FOINE", gets me everytime 😂
that's how i searched for this video lol
Somebody find him 😭
We need him, he's the only beacon of light in these dark days.
Bacon* of light
@@thealgorerhythm9379 lol read that too at first
@@thealgorerhythm9379 bakin' of light
Omg he is our saviour
Who is this man
glonky guy will always hold a special place in my heart
so true
What's glonky ?
@@neria1372 stoned
I got bad news for you. He got glonky with his mother. Google Kyle Braun, Brownsberg.
@@YesOkayButWhyI feel like he probably had a good reason and was also mentally ill due to his upbringing which led to drug abuse and resentment to his mother.
He tried so hard to just say he was "fine", and man, I've been there...
Current mood
I suppose you could say we were *all* pretty glonky, man.
Lile trying to roll a joint on acid😂
He talks in doctor's handwriting
This comment honestly deserves more likes 😂🤣🤣🤣
@@thtswutshesaid the original person who commented it got 15k likes, this joke is stolen
@@Colin_Nelson Yeah I saw the original comment right after I posted this. Thanks👍
Ok I’m wheezing at this comment 😩
That stolen
That “damn man” at the end. I felt that
^^yup
bro this guy has the best smile.
He’s very handsome
I meen it's foine
Fun Fact: This is NOT your first time watching this video.
It is tho
Yes it is, and I’ll be back for more!
I was a virgin until this day.
It is.
Here officially for my second viewing
"Indianaland"
Like how did he fxck that up🤣
Its more effort to say that then just indiana lol
he was so close!!!!
Someone can spend 100 years of their life being perfect but they still can't be as perfect as this person. He's truly peak humanity
He just stabbed his mother
He did. In the head. Brutal, man.
He’s definitely peaking that’s for sure
This comment did not age well…
You watched 30 seconds of a man incoherently stumble through some questions and crowned him peak humanity.
Then he stabbed his mother. In the head.
"I don't know if I know the song." - Frodo Baggins
Featuring Tom Bombadil
You people all fail to realize that what Kyle did is amazing and he will never duplicate it or top it. He needs to just live his life and never taint the magic he created in this video.
Who is this Kyle you speak of?
Yeah how do you know hes Kyle? what do you know that we don't !?
Wait...kyle? Do u know where to find this man? The saviour of us all!
@@LyraDavis Kyle Andrew Braun. He's from Indianaland.
@@captainwhackencracker4589 I lol`d at first but then, by God that`s him
This guy is my favorite person who ever existed, period.
He was mine until he stabbed his mom
you haven't met me yet
He left a kitchen knife in his mother's head, you have really poor taste of character
100%
@@deker8232wait what
1. Glonky is a fun word.
2. I hope this guy is doing well he seems like a cool chill person despite being baked both sides.
Glonky is a funny word
Google Kyle braun. If it actually is him, apparently he stabbed his mum in the head recently
Wish i didn't read this^
@@Wadeaminutemate isn't him it's a totally different guy the guy who stabbed his mom is not the guy in this video
@@donjohn2695 pheww
"I don't know if I knowed at all".
Kyle is on a trip, and hes a beautiful person, this is why he has gained the ability to speak like a wizard.
“I don’t know if I know the song” I think that’s what he’s saying
@@likeatree7825 yes
listen super close, he almost doesn't finish the statement "I dunno if i/ya know Tolkien.."
Dude stabbed someone in the face recently lol maybe your assessment of him being a beautiful person was wrong
@@Nikolas.Kerr98what? 😢
Kyle speaks like that’s what English sounds like to non English speaking people
I'm a non English speaker. And it sound crazy🤪
What a great voice the coffee man has!
Coffee man? COFFEE WOMAN
Poor dude had a shot... But little did he know what the follow up interview was. 😂🤷♂️
Hard to have a meaningful conversaton when the interviewer does not even understand the basic language of Indianaland.
It's true, I live here-this is how we all talk😆
Came here for Kyle lol
BRO WHATS HIS FULL NAME
Godaamn tell us if you know this treasure of a man!!
I'm with them hes my favorite person
Omg Who's Kyle? show yourself!!
He is awesome. We emailed today.
I pray one day he finds this video and discovers he's a living legend with thousands of fans 🙏
I love this guy more and more everytime I watch this video.
Damn man, you ever wake up and just feel so glonky, you know?
MYLANTA that "Damn man" gets me EVERYTIME!!
uahruharuhaurhaurhaurhashpodıyhasd
YEEES
“I don’t know if I know the song.” - Stoner Paul McCartney
God bless our brother from another mother. He never fails to bring a smile no matter what is going on in the universe.
everyones talking abt legendary glonky guy, but no ones talking abt andy the coffee person and their incredible singing perfomance
Unfortunately, the singing Bette Midler was completely overshadowed by glonkybro. He was simply far too glonky.
The jolly and withdrawn, stoned aristocratic way he says " I don't know if I know the song," has me rolling
The Stoned Aristocrats is a fantastic band name!
Can't believe so many people think it's weed that's causing him to be like this😂 I'm 99% certain it's mushrooms he's on lol
I’ve took shrooms and yess !!! It’s the only explanation 😂
I thought LSD lol
Those eyes….. shrooms
Yea he's definitely peepin up mother nature's skirt here
Definitely ketamine. Mushrooms don’t make you unable to properly enunciate. And his pupils aren’t dilated, which mushrooms will almost guarantee.
I want the weird laughing noise he makes at 1:33 as my text message tone
Bruh 😂😂😂
I think he is saying "What are these lyrics?!"
I love how it’s a seemingly regular day for these guys, just trying to make a video for UA-cam or whatever, then along comes our hero who just derails the whole thing and leaves everyone in awe
You no he just got charged for stabbing his mother
I rewatch this frequently, he’s just so delightful to watch
Please let this be his normal self. What a gem
I hope Kyle makes a UA-cam page or something and just gets high and talks about s*** or answers pub quiz questions or whatever he wants to do really
@John Temple kyle
@John Temple The old beekeper bro
How did you guys figure out his name ?
@@likeatree7825 yes! I wanna know everything about him!:D is there more of his wisdom??
I told him today that he needs to start his own tik tok
WHY HAS NO ONE FOUND THIS MAN YET
It may not be a good idea to find him... I think this is the best we would get from him... I wouldn't want it to be ruined if we found he's not like this all the time
@@nikolibolokov4521Understatement of the year 😂
Came here for Kyle, left with glonky
Me when I realised this is the origin of Kyle
1:20
I come back to this every now and then
Everytime I rewatch it the frodo baggins part kills me 😂😂
who is he? where did he come from? what does he mean?
His feet are on the ground yet he's higher than the ISS. Pretty Glonky.
i keep coming back to this video. at least once a year, i need the serotonin. i want to live as care free as this dude 😂😂
"In Indiana land "
" Damn man. 💀💀
The sudden unnecessary suspicion in the "ok?" always kills me 😂
All this time I never know how I felt, but glonky feels right, thank you sir.
glonky means "top heavy" e.i. drunk
I love how serious and focused he is when he says "I can't wait to get back on the road again" :)
Glonks interview lives rent free in my brain forever lol
still watch this monthly and die of laughter every time, damn mannn
This is the first time I’ve seen the whole thing and I’m absolutely dying at the fact he was right about the Indiana land part 😂😂😂 I never knew this and always thought he was so random for that hahaha
It's just Indiana. It was funny he added land to it.
1:20 this is so funny to me for no reason
okei...
When u nut but mom succ more?
He is like a damn sheep
"Bahaah!" Lives in my head rent free indefinitely xD
It’s the moment he knew he struck gold
Awh i love how sweet these people are
Back home again, in Indiana land, damn man. Barz. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I too am pretty glockeehuhuh
I wish I could be half as chill as this dude
Kyle for President!!!
Forget aliens. Who is this guy
"I'm foine huhuhu" We need more guys like him🤣
Even he's shocked by how high he is
Please share some of whatever had you like this, man. This is my favorite video on the internet
I actually watch this everytime it comes up on youtubes feed
I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time 😂
This guy made my whole year
Frodo Baggins always gets me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I finally found my spirit dude !! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂this guy is thee embodiment of super chill and a giving soul !! 👏
This "Dude" abides times infinity !!😂🤣😂🤣I don't think I have ever LAUGHED so hard in my life !!😂😂😂
WE NEED MORE OF HIM
The more I watch this video, the more I understand what he saying😂😭👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I will watch this multiple times every single time I see it in any form.
Kyle needs to be part This show now.
"Who is the coffee man, I'm woman" - The legend said
each time i watch this, i understand more and more... Frodo Baggins
UA-cam recommended me Kyle, now recommended this. UA-cam, I am proud
we need more kyle
and kyle needs more weed
@@sepkamrouz1 Kyle is the weed
@@sepkamrouz1 weed need kyle
@@sepkamrouz1 I think it's mushrooms not weed lol
Last name?
I watch this at least once a day.
Damn, in jealous. I haven't been that toasted in a WHILE! 😂😂😂😂
And even in the darkest hours of 2023 this brilliant genius still spreads his light and wisdom
He’s currently on his way to prison for stabbing his mom in the head…
Now i wanna go to Indianaland
I watch this too much 😂😂😂
This man should be hired to go to every sporting event on whatever coast he is based. That's serious half-time entertainment right there.
Friggin love that guy!
“I’m Fooine”
This guy is my favorite thing about life!
Fuckin luv this dude 🤣
Omg he pops in my mind now and then, glad this video popped up and I could watch this masterpiece again
go watch what he did to his mom
His name is Kyle Brown and he was arrested earlier this year for stabbing his mom in the head. According to a neighbor, he told her that he was the devil. True story- very sad.
Heartbreaking.
He was so high he knew the song but didn't know it. The power of THC baby.
More like the power of mushrooms😂
“I’m pretty glonky, I’m fiiiinne, Dude I’m fubar”😂😂🤣
The funniest thing is, at the end he actually completed the lyric - he knew the song all along😂
jus got buzzed asf and my first thought was "I'm feelin glonky dude"
1:02 We need to find this guy and he needs his own channel!
I told him today that he needs to start his own tik tok
@@ashleyolsen2916 you know him?!?! We need more Kyle!! 🤣🤣
I'd love to achieve the same degree of enlightenment as this fella😌🙏
Still loving this
I lost the URl after FB scrolling. All I could think of was "Glonky". This man invented a new word just so we could find him and embrace his wholesomeness. Wig dude has a good voice too.
I'm fhaine got me hahahahahah
Always come back to this. I’ll never forget him
Stay glonkaayyyy 😤
I love the way his lips are moving ahead of the words coming out of his mouth!
His thoughts are experiencing delays 😆
That is genuine happiness. Ive had that smile and been in same shoes. Everything is just ace and you've not a care in the world at that moment. Just el eye vee eye en.
If you listen to him, he does have a working brain 😂
I cant wait to get on the road againnn