Then The Krzils get attacked. Ok the humans should be arriv...... HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG FLEET! Human radio chatter: The fuck, are they lining up for a broadside? **howls of derisive laughter ensue** (still laughing) open fire. The Krzils command: Incoming hyperdrive signals. Hostile fleet immediately ripped to shreds. Krizls: stunned silence Continuing human radio chatter: ...and THAT, ladies and mentlegents, is what happens when you strap a hyperdrive onto a tungsten-carbide rod and point it at a ship. Krizls: stunned silence continues.... Realization sets in. Existential terror sets in.
As long as the soldier doesn't abuse their occupying powers - and it sounds like they won't - the humans will just shrug it off as delusions of grandeur. God knows, they've probably dealt with worse from entitled HUMAN tourists.
@@jameson1239 Why does that matter? As long as the soldiers are well behaved and only use their weapons when it's completely justified (self defense, detaining actual criminals), most people won't have a problem with them. If anything, people will feel MORE secure around such trustworthy people because they know the "guests" are doubling as security guards.
Na man , the alien are all documented through the proper channels and on the second half the check cleared . When have you hear asylum seekers to pay for the hotel after the first week and help the local police force
Let others boast of martial dash For we have boldly fought with cash We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose. -Ankh-Morpork National Anthem
Lol amazing lol... Dude deserves the novel peace prize 🤣😂 FTA!? You know what's crazy... If you do a reaction video to a trending music group U would get views, for example K-pop their top global groups like BTS or blackpink U would get so many views it doesn't matter how obscure the content creator is...UA-cam will definitely list them down how's that FTA lol
Sadly I rather say this fiction is anchored to reality. There is a book called "Hikayat Abdullah" a biography of his time during the colonial era in Southeast Asia. He recorded testimonials from common peasants how they would be happier to live under British Imperialism because of the stability it promised. The time was harsh after the fall of the Malaccan empire. Malaya was then a crown jewel of the British empire. The revenue from us was so high even the taxes more than enough to finance the dreadnought HMS Malaya which at that time the biggest and most advance class of battleship. But then the good time ends. After ww2 and giving us independence, during the Thatcher era they were very insultingly oppressive and proven to be untrustworthy trade partner...so in the end with "Guthrie Dawn Raid" operation, we hammered the final nail on the coffin of the British empire.
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I literally laughed out loud at this as soon as I realized Humanity thought this was more tourism than anything. That was an amazing plot twist, lol!
HAHAHAHA
exactly what I was thinking.
It was tourism, the Kzils were the ones that didn't understand they helped us. Win-win really
Reminds me of so much of the random shit that happened during the British Empire.
@@bkane573 dam there museum
So... the aliens attempt to financially ruin us via the internet was caught by our A.I.s and used as a way to benefit financially?
Then The Krzils get attacked.
Ok the humans should be arriv...... HOLY SHIT THAT'S A BIG FLEET!
Human radio chatter: The fuck, are they lining up for a broadside?
**howls of derisive laughter ensue**
(still laughing) open fire.
The Krzils command: Incoming hyperdrive signals.
Hostile fleet immediately ripped to shreds.
Krizls: stunned silence
Continuing human radio chatter:
...and THAT, ladies and mentlegents, is what happens when you strap a hyperdrive onto a tungsten-carbide rod and point it at a ship.
Krizls: stunned silence continues....
Realization sets in.
Existential terror sets in.
😂😂😂😂
Newton. Still the most dangerous man in space 😂
The xenos, 50 years down the line when a human explains tourism to them: ... oh for frick sakes
As other stories have said, Humanity is a truly insane species lol
that they are
@@AgroSquerril don't you mean, "That we are"?
Yes we are however some of have a better handle on it than others
@@TheStarMachine2000 we are the watchers ehehe
@@lupaswolfshead9971 ohno
On the other hand, you mind zapping me away?
Of this mortal coil or two another planet are both acceptable options
holy crap.... its like the krizls are the rich kid besfriend you had from childhood who would buy things for the whole gang...
I never had that person in a friend group
And no I wasn't that friend
Yeah this was Bloody brilliant. Thanks for the great reading
glad you enjoyed
It’s good until one occupying solider either slips of and says there and occupying force or do something stupid which like try and arrest someone
As long as the soldier doesn't abuse their occupying powers - and it sounds like they won't - the humans will just shrug it off as delusions of grandeur. God knows, they've probably dealt with worse from entitled HUMAN tourists.
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 yes but the human tourists aren’t usually armed
@@jameson1239 Why does that matter? As long as the soldiers are well behaved and only use their weapons when it's completely justified (self defense, detaining actual criminals), most people won't have a problem with them. If anything, people will feel MORE secure around such trustworthy people because they know the "guests" are doubling as security guards.
@@noppornwongrassamee8941 it only takes a few bad apples to spoil the batch and if they’re anything like us there will be those bad apples
@@jameson1239 there's already some bad apple "the patriotic xenophobes"
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...And so an interstellar horde of Twoflower impersonators arrive, I can't wait to hear about their Luggage!
Personally I'm waiting on the in-sure-ants
Intergalactic luggage 😂
The lesson to take away from this, do not militarize travago!
It was clearly an invasion, but they changed perspective and made it their own victory. It's always a matter of perspective.
Sounds like the Ai on both sides decided to have a chat in private to avoid a war tbh
And that's why AI's are epic.
😂 I must have laughed out loud about 5 times. Great work.
The first half of this story sounds uncomfortably like American immigration policy.
Na man , the alien are all documented through the proper channels and on the second half the check cleared .
When have you hear asylum seekers to pay for the hotel after the first week and help the local police force
Let others boast of martial dash
For we have boldly fought with cash
We own all your helmets, we own all your shoes
We own all your generals - touch us and you'll lose.
-Ankh-Morpork National Anthem
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
For the algorithm
I forsaw something like that...this is interesting
:)
Thanks for the story 😊
There's always a 3rd, 4th. 5th, 6th option+
ah an 18-30 holiday package to spain
Lol 😆 eliens got Lokie trick by humans
Occupation? Trivago.
Lol amazing lol... Dude deserves the novel peace prize 🤣😂 FTA!? You know what's crazy... If you do a reaction video to a trending music group U would get views, for example K-pop their top global groups like BTS or blackpink U would get so many views it doesn't matter how obscure the content creator is...UA-cam will definitely list them down how's that FTA lol
For the Prophet
Wait...thats not how u play stellaris...
Great story
Bob the dragon
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Outstanding.....
:)
For the Algorithm!
Sadly I rather say this fiction is anchored to reality. There is a book called "Hikayat Abdullah" a biography of his time during the colonial era in Southeast Asia. He recorded testimonials from common peasants how they would be happier to live under British Imperialism because of the stability it promised. The time was harsh after the fall of the Malaccan empire.
Malaya was then a crown jewel of the British empire. The revenue from us was so high even the taxes more than enough to finance the dreadnought HMS Malaya which at that time the biggest and most advance class of battleship.
But then the good time ends. After ww2 and giving us independence, during the Thatcher era they were very insultingly oppressive and proven to be untrustworthy trade partner...so in the end with "Guthrie Dawn Raid" operation, we hammered the final nail on the coffin of the British empire.
Thank You for the reading
Merica, get conquered and like it.
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To please the algorithm
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Perspective….
fur da alporillin
Nice one
Lmao. 10/10
epic !!!!love it
Algorithm appeasement comment
For the algorithmic algorithms thing
F.T.A
F.T.A
😁
No no no
Lmao, true classic
91st, 31 May 2023
Talk about droning on.....
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