Half in the Bag: The Exorcist: Believer

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
  • The power of Christ compels Mike and Jay to see another trash rebootquel cash grab soft-reboot sequel remake. This time, David Gordon Green and Blunhouse have got their dirty, disgusting hands on The Exorcist, one of Jay's favorite movies of all time. Is the movie any good???????? What do you think?????

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  • @joshuasears4566
    @joshuasears4566 Рік тому +928

    I cheered when Father Exorcist said, "Somehow, Pazuzu has returned".

    • @LukasKetner
      @LukasKetner Рік тому +61

      The dead speak!

    • @Scott_Silver
      @Scott_Silver Рік тому +33

      I cheered when he said “It’s exorcisting time and exorcisted all over everyone

    • @TimberlyT
      @TimberlyT 10 місяців тому +35

      "You're an...exorcist?"
      Chris MacNeil: "Part-time."

    • @TheDragonSmasher
      @TheDragonSmasher 4 місяці тому +11

      Also loved "They fly now! " when the girl levitates at the end

    • @jakoporeeno4654
      @jakoporeeno4654 3 місяці тому +5

      This comment is one year old but...
      *breathes in*
      I CLAPPED WHEN I HEARD IT TOO!

  • @kyneticfilms
    @kyneticfilms Рік тому +1585

    I love the part where she walks back into the millennium falcon and says “Pazuzu… we’re home!”

    • @hannibalburgers477
      @hannibalburgers477 Рік тому +7

      Pazuzu sounds like a little cartoonish alien name, like a Gremlin or sth. Why did they settled in such a ridiculous name?
      Demons names have aggressive sounding names generally, with like "KH" "ATH" "TAH" sounds. Malakath? Kathl? If you have hard time naming the demon, just call him Moloch, like in other stories and such.

    • @m4tt.jpg22
      @m4tt.jpg22 Рік тому +43

      @@hannibalburgers477pazuzu was the name of the Sumerian god that possessed the girl in the first movie. In a lot of Christian doctrine demons are just gods from older religions posing as divine to get people to falsely believe them, so that’s why the demon is Sumerian

    • @mapro3948
      @mapro3948 Рік тому +7

      @@m4tt.jpg22 "demons are just gods from older religions" - you mean vice versa, right?

    • @jrus690
      @jrus690 Рік тому +3

      @@m4tt.jpg22 When did you think to look up Pazuzu, and found out it was a Sumerian entity.

    • @m4tt.jpg22
      @m4tt.jpg22 Рік тому +8

      @@jrus690I’m an antiquities major, I had to read a lot of near eastern mythology lmao

  • @TheAlexDivision
    @TheAlexDivision Рік тому +7576

    "it's going to take all of them" from the trailer is a hilarious line. Imagining religious leaders teaming up like a super hero team to banish a ghost is so stupid

    • @Sh4dowFawx
      @Sh4dowFawx Рік тому +1069

      Catholic priest walks up to an Imam- "I'm putting together a team..."

    • @WhiteMonster69
      @WhiteMonster69 Рік тому +690

      So basically, a priest, an imam, and a rabbi walk into a bar…

    • @PinballCollection
      @PinballCollection Рік тому +573

      The new religion cinematic universe (RCU)

    • @markbelew1376
      @markbelew1376 Рік тому +477

      Recruit more priests, more deacons!

    • @phoebeaurum7113
      @phoebeaurum7113 Рік тому +269

      Satanist cult leader: Actually, Pazuzu is the good guy here.

  • @nou1178
    @nou1178 Рік тому +905

    I cried when the mother said "The true demons were the glass ceilings we smashed together" just before girl-bossing pazuzu to death

    • @kraftytactics
      @kraftytactics Рік тому +41

      I clapped when I saw this

    • @cluckendip
      @cluckendip Рік тому +18

      i genuinely have no idea if this is a joke or not

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 Рік тому +47

      ​@@cluckendip"girl-bossing" is a bad way to word it. She kicks in the door, says if anyone is gonna save these girls it'll be her and not some man, kicks all the priests except for the vodou priestess out, and then tells pazuzu that she's had to deal with the patriarchy all her life and so she's seen more evil than Pazuzu can possibly imagine. Then she lights a scented candle and sprinkles essence of holy water on the girls and pazuzu just kinda leaves back to hell.

    • @agent5333
      @agent5333 Рік тому

      BRUH

    • @sarosp9330
      @sarosp9330 Рік тому +7

      ​@weneedaladder8384 is that actually the ending....?
      My God, I couldn't write something dumber and more ham-fisted if I tried

  • @mr.shorty7799
    @mr.shorty7799 Рік тому +2190

    All I can think of when she says 'the patriarchy' is the priest hurling himself out of the window to save her daughter.

    • @rossz4898
      @rossz4898 Рік тому +288

      @magicschoolbussy1233 a straight white member of the patriarchy blissful unaware of his male privilege and how his actions contributed to the gender pay gap

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 Рік тому +55

      That just tells u they throw the original ideas and characters motives to the thrash can

    • @FinalBossWTMN
      @FinalBossWTMN Рік тому

      Kinda like women whining about "the patriarchy" while living in and benefitting from a society literally built by and on the bodies of men

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Рік тому +107

      @magicschoolbussy1233 Almost certainly would _not_ be damned, as he sacrificed his own life for the purpose of saving a child from the grips of a demon, all in the name of the lord.
      As he gave his life for a purpose (and a very good one), he's a martyr, and in older times he would have been recognized and revered as a saint.

    • @jarrodhall3686
      @jarrodhall3686 Рік тому +141

      The reason he did so was to assert his toxic masculinity in the most machismo action imaginable

  • @Horrormaster13
    @Horrormaster13 Рік тому +941

    _"The guy who made those new Halloween sequels is about to make one to my movie, The Exorcist. That's right, my signature film is about to be extended by the man who made Pineapple Express. I don't want to be around when that happens. But if there's a spirit world, and I can come back, I plan to possess David Gordon Green and make his life a living hell."_
    An actual quote from William Friedkin 😂

    • @Eamonshort1
      @Eamonshort1 Рік тому +213

      Absolute fucking king. His dedication to art extends to the point where he was willing to die like 7 weeks before the film came out to fuck with DGG.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому

      The man called it before he left this earth
      May William Fredkin haunt David Gordon Green and the rest of the numbnuts who thought this was a good idea

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 Рік тому +10

      Oh shit you're actually right if Ed Whitfield can be believed

    • @rae-everything
      @rae-everything Рік тому +9

      Is the only source World of Reel? I can't find another source, but I hope it's true lol.

    • @koanikal
      @koanikal Рік тому +24

      I love Billy Friedkin RIP

  • @TheAtlasReview
    @TheAtlasReview Рік тому +3238

    Honestly, the idea of every religion in the world trying to perform an exorcism on the same person would make a great comedy.

    • @clottadams5028
      @clottadams5028 Рік тому +254

      With at least a few religions on the side of the demon.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +247

      Mel Brooks must wish he was 30 years younger.

    • @tweeeeeex
      @tweeeeeex Рік тому +278

      It's like that scene in The Mummy where that guy Beni encounters Imhotep for the first time and starts pulling out every religious tchotchke he has in an attempt to repel him: funny and stupid at the same time. Executed right it could be a great laugh, but played straight it's just idiotic

    • @TheGoodChap
      @TheGoodChap Рік тому +93

      ​@@luckyspursI was literally thinking that would 100% be a 30sec gag in like an Airplane style movie. I can visualize it perfectly

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 Рік тому +21

      ​@@luckyspursthat would only bring him down to 92.

  • @piplup2009
    @piplup2009 Рік тому +1041

    I wasn't expecting Tom Cruise to show up as a Scientologist exorcist throwing pennies at the possessed children.

    • @MacaldaReye
      @MacaldaReye Рік тому +9

      Underrated comment XD

    • @curleyqreviews9793
      @curleyqreviews9793 Рік тому +30

      No medicines. Vitamins will help.

    • @ToastyAvocado69
      @ToastyAvocado69 Рік тому

      @@curleyqreviews9793 and 4 hour sauna sessions

    • @thrownstair
      @thrownstair Рік тому +52

      I'm impressed they got a Pastafarian exorcist grating parmesan onto the girl's head, they really meant all religions.

    • @afivey
      @afivey Рік тому

      Tom Cruise levitated the material.

  • @mironkrage971
    @mironkrage971 Рік тому +1603

    Fact that they spent almost half a billion to buy the franchise and this is their first movie is the funniest shit ever, it brings me joy

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Рік тому +66

      Never knew the franchise was this valuable to be bought for almost half a billion when everything but the original were utterly forgettable :/

    • @ASSLEVANIA
      @ASSLEVANIA Рік тому +110

      @@shawklan27have you seen the third film? That movie’s WAY better than it has any right to be. It’s got some truly UNforgettable lines and dialogue. I’ll agree with you on the prequel films being totally forgettable, but even the second one is truly memorable to me. Not good, but definitely not forgettable.

    • @richardcahill1234
      @richardcahill1234 Рік тому +54

      ​@@shawklan27Adjusted for inflation the original grossed over $2b.

    • @iblard
      @iblard Рік тому +6

      They still can resell those rights when the appropriate time arrives.

    • @TrueBuddhaCat
      @TrueBuddhaCat Рік тому +35

      Really hope they kept that receipt because there is no way in the seven layers of hell they’ll be making a trilogy

  • @MattCGL
    @MattCGL Рік тому +882

    Not putting Rich's face into the "crash-cut-to-the-demon-face" bit was a major missed opportunity.

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector Рік тому +49

      The Mesopotamian death god Eloiscol

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 Рік тому +1

      Dick the Undead Birthday Boy

    • @stevenlannister184
      @stevenlannister184 Рік тому +34

      Agreed. I expect better from RLM. Unsubscribed

    • @SonicBhima
      @SonicBhima Рік тому +39

      That's how you know it was an edited by Jay episode, Mike would never.

    • @djole94hns
      @djole94hns Рік тому +16

      You need to use his full name to ward off the demon known as Rich Evans, you messed up.
      Expect a visit.

  • @DantheManIamIam
    @DantheManIamIam Рік тому +1381

    Mike creating an action schlock Exorcist sequel on the spot and Jay interrupting to talk about an obscure rape/revenge movie starring a former child star is the most RLM moment of all time.

    • @thefitnerd5116
      @thefitnerd5116 Рік тому +31

      It's what we call magic.

    • @matthewmishley8457
      @matthewmishley8457 Рік тому +42

      If it's not broke don't fix it. RLM is playing 4D chess and we're all still playing checkers.

    • @setsunaemblem
      @setsunaemblem Рік тому +9

      I know what that is!

    • @TheWeebinar
      @TheWeebinar Рік тому +5

      Totally off topic but: Nice profile picture.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 6 місяців тому +1

      The only thing lacking is a Star Trek tangent that has virtually fuck all to do with the review.

  • @AnAverageGoblin
    @AnAverageGoblin Рік тому +670

    my favorite part was when all the religious figures gathered together and chanted "Evil dies tonight"

    • @Korra228
      @Korra228 Рік тому +29

      It's exorcizing time

    • @elliethesmasher
      @elliethesmasher Рік тому +7

      @@Korra228 when the power rangers showed up i pissed myself

    • @Korra228
      @Korra228 Рік тому +11

      @@elliethesmasher I clapped, I clapped when I saw it! I know what that is!

    • @SuperHuscarl
      @SuperHuscarl Рік тому +8

      Lmao that actually would’ve made more sense than most of the dialogue in this movie

    • @inspectortanzi
      @inspectortanzi Рік тому +10

      Evil shits itself tonight!

  • @rockduded8925
    @rockduded8925 Рік тому +1461

    Holy shit that patriarchy line was so cringe. "Yeah, fuck those two guys who died saving my daughter!"

    • @hope-cat4894
      @hope-cat4894 Рік тому +409

      Complaining about not being allowed into the room during an exorcism is like being upset the doctors won't allow you in the room during a surgery. That's not the patriarchy; it's a safety precaution! A parent could overreact to seeing their kid in pain and be too distracting for the procedure or lash out and attack the medical staff. How did no one think that line through?

    • @cool_sword
      @cool_sword Рік тому +175

      Just out of absolutely nowhere, too. It shocked me so much, I actually looked over at my second monitor to watch the movie

    • @MadMike1
      @MadMike1 Рік тому +213

      @@hope-cat4894 Don't ask questions, just consume pandering writing and get excited for more pandering.

    • @kubli365
      @kubli365 Рік тому +105

      ​@@MadMike1I feel so seen and validated!

    • @blerksnarfgut2766
      @blerksnarfgut2766 Рік тому +124

      When Father Karras first visits Regan in the original movie, Chris leads him upstairs but then stops at the end of the hallway leading to Regan's room because it's clear that she's frightened and traumatized. I always assumed she simply couldn't deal with witnessing the torture of her daughter anymore, and didn't want to get horribly assaulted herself again.
      In the novel she never stops going into her daughter's room, but, yeah. I think the movie was very effective at illustrating how immensely, indescribably disturbing the possession of a loved one would be.

  • @SMB291
    @SMB291 Рік тому +1980

    The line of dialogue about her not being in the room because of the patriachy is the most 2023 line ever. David Gordan Green and Danny McBride truly are geniuses

    • @murrayroodbaard207
      @murrayroodbaard207 Рік тому +283

      That line should have been in a parody. Not a serious movie.

    • @keithpl5438
      @keithpl5438 Рік тому +119

      Even us Liberals hate that line. AOC is going to call for a boycott of that line. The WGA might even go on strike again because of that line!!

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 Рік тому

      Cause men are always bad forever, even when they die to save your daughter.

    • @benjaminasmus3980
      @benjaminasmus3980 Рік тому

      ​@@keithpl5438 imma be real with you liberals love that shit. There's better leftist groups than the barely left of center party, I recommended you check them out.

    • @johnweber4577
      @johnweber4577 Рік тому +62

      @@murrayroodbaard207A long-awaited sequel to Repossessed. Lol

  • @voidmayonnaise
    @voidmayonnaise Рік тому +584

    My favorite part of The Exorcist: Believer is the Smash Mouth’s “I’m a Believer” dance party during the credits.

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Рік тому +114

      “And I saw Pazuzu’s face…..now I’m a believer!”. 😂

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 Рік тому +71

      We didn't know how good we had it when Shrek came out

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 Рік тому +29

      ​@@hypno5690I shit you not Shrek is the first movie I ever saw in a cinema and that's something I'm entirely proud of

    • @Hemostat
      @Hemostat Рік тому +26

      one of the girls is possessed by the smash mouth guy's ghost

    • @Kidd724
      @Kidd724 Рік тому +19

      ​@@HemostatMr. Mouth

  • @mattwetmore3820
    @mattwetmore3820 Рік тому +640

    "it's about family" will never stop being funny

  • @novarat4089
    @novarat4089 Рік тому +825

    The idea of spiritual figures from various religions teaming up avengers-style to exorcise pazuzu is both the single dumbest and greatest mental image I've ever had

    • @pablocasas5906
      @pablocasas5906 Рік тому +67

      It reminds me of a joke from Futurama when Fry went to a church that combined every religion into a single one

    • @foreignpaul
      @foreignpaul Рік тому +53

      A badly beaten Imam hears "Behind you Captain" on his ear piece, and then a shitload of Priests and Rabbis come running in.

    • @cassidydankochik3294
      @cassidydankochik3294 Рік тому +1

      Did I write a movie with that premise as a joke?

    • @Lemon_Inspector
      @Lemon_Inspector Рік тому +30

      Imagine they do this in the first 10 minutes of the movie. They try every ritual, but none of them do anything except one, empirically proving one religion to be objectively more correct than all others.

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference Рік тому +2

      it’s like an idiotic action version of that scene from babylon five

  • @JamesBrown-sn6le
    @JamesBrown-sn6le Рік тому +700

    The Exorcist: Believer is a sad example of the way cinema is cannibalizing itself in order to keep recycling known names for brand recognition. The sooner this era ends and a new one begins, the better.

    • @rickeyuscg
      @rickeyuscg Рік тому +26

      They will do the same they did to the Star Wars films. Intentionally destroy the franchise to kill the culture we grew up in.

    • @lorecow88
      @lorecow88 Рік тому +8

      @rickeyuscg Yep, that's more or less it.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Рік тому +7

      October has become the dregs of yearly cinema releases with Saw sequels and this type of garbage to cash in on general audience's horror fetish

    • @cheezyfilmsproductions1842
      @cheezyfilmsproductions1842 Рік тому +72

      ​@@rickeyuscg
      Lol no. They aren't intentionally destroying the franchises, they just are idiots who don't know what the hell they're doing so they hire studio hacks who are clearly a terrible fit and then rush them along as quickly as they can so they can squeeze a little more juice out of the franchise they've already bled dry

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Рік тому +48

      ​@@rickeyuscgif Star Wars is your culture you're living a sad sad existence in a galaxy too close to home

  • @movieanatomy4341
    @movieanatomy4341 Рік тому +315

    I’m amazed how “it’s about family” still kills me every time they use it lmao

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +31

      Sadly, it’s now the thing I remember Carrie Fisher for, more than Leia even.

    • @V742
      @V742 Рік тому +3

      ​@bencarlson4300 I thought it was referencing Fast and Furious? If it is something from Carrie Fisher, that's even sadder and funnier than I thought.

    • @KomradeKrusher
      @KomradeKrusher Рік тому +1

      @@V742 it's both. It first came to notoriety trough F&F, but Fisher also said something along the lines of (one of) the SW prequels being about family, and that makes it so powerful.

    • @EvangelionFan-ru7ri
      @EvangelionFan-ru7ri Рік тому +12

      @@KomradeKrusherIt was “The Last Jedi” she said that about.

  • @DontStopCornPop
    @DontStopCornPop Рік тому +647

    We're at the point where The Exorcist 2: The Heretic is no longer the worst sequel in the franchise.

    • @DontStopCornPop
      @DontStopCornPop Рік тому +21

      @diomedes7971 Yeah I agree. Social commentary has always been a part of movies and books but it seems to be more transparent in modern movies. Hollywood writers seem to feel like they need to preach to the audience first instead of just writing a good story. Santa Inc from a few years ago is another example of this. It's sole purpose is to preach a message instead of being funny. The writers also feel like things need to be spelled out. Like when that line of dialogue about Jesus dying and ressurecting three days later being parallel to the girls disappearance, I genuinely felt insulted because I had already come to that conclusion on my own, and then the movie ruins it by making it clear and obvious. Stanley Kubrick or William Friedkin never would have just spelled something like that out. It ruins the fun of deep diving into movies when the answers are given to the audience on a silver platter.
      And then having all the different religions come together to fight the demon in some "Avengers" style confrontation was so fucking distracting and lame. I didn't know or care about any of them. There's only like 3 scenes with the catholic priest before he gets his head turned around, so the impact of that murder is totally lost. It's yawn inducing instead of shocking. I thought the crucifix through the eyes was a pretty good sequence but I already had very little investment in Chris McNiels character anyways, and she said many times she wasn't an exorcist herself so what the fuck was she even doing there? The first half of the movie was genuinely good but the last half was so fucking abysmal that I'm embarrassed that I let myself get hyped for this movie at all.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +49

      I re-watched it the night after I watched Believer. They aren’t even comparable. 2 is just complete silliness that falls on its face at every turn. But! It’s TRYING. It wants to do something. Believer is nothing but a cynical, stupid, lazy, cash grab using a popular name. It’s far worse.

    • @jamesmeow3039
      @jamesmeow3039 Рік тому +2

      The Exorcist 2 gave me a headache

    • @X_Leonhart
      @X_Leonhart Рік тому +6

      We are living really sad times...

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 Рік тому +3

      Now a horror parody is a better sequel than two that were made! Repossessed and Exorcist 3 are the only true sequels 😂

  • @FabulousResults
    @FabulousResults Рік тому +404

    I just rewatched Exorcist 3, so watching Mike come out with the shears did actually scare me at first. There's no telling how many elderly people he can take out with that kind of power.

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 Рік тому +21

      I think the only elderly person he can take out is himself with all the wine he downs every morning

    • @C_Grusin
      @C_Grusin Рік тому +29

      “Alcoholics are sooo easy to possess.”

    • @scottlette
      @scottlette Рік тому +5

      MIKE: After we finish with Red Letter Media? I think I’ll go work as a gardener. In a nursing home.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Рік тому +4

      I watched Exorcist 3 last year so given that the memory is still fresh I watched the X-Files episode called Beyond the Sea with Brad Dourif as it was recommended in one of those reviews of the movie, in it Dourif is seen almost recreating his role as the Gemini, guy can act for sure.

    • @ImortalZeus13
      @ImortalZeus13 Рік тому

      Seeing mike enter frame with those shears made me fear for whatever remained of Jay’s foreskin.

  • @jstarwars360
    @jstarwars360 Рік тому +275

    If only Mr. Plinkett's VCR got as much love, care, and attention as Jay's hair.

    • @hodun8
      @hodun8 Рік тому +21

      So you're saying that "Lightning fast" vcr repair is hyperbole?

    • @paulpsycho78
      @paulpsycho78 Рік тому +9

      ​@@hodun8I'd say Jay is going more for the Kurt Cobain look , less of a hyper bowl haircut

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 Рік тому

      ​@@paulpsycho78 - He's just getting ready to deepthroat a shotgun

  • @hellfire5108
    @hellfire5108 Рік тому +512

    Whoever managed to sold the rights for that price is a genius.

    • @FaithfulofUltramar
      @FaithfulofUltramar Рік тому +34

      Gotta get the bag before you get that pad

    • @taykitrleevitt4314
      @taykitrleevitt4314 Рік тому +9

      The rest of the budget probably got invested in a seventies style calculator to run the latest A.I. software.

    • @palchristianandersen9086
      @palchristianandersen9086 Рік тому +39

      Yeah. It's completely worthless. There's so many knock-offs with exorcism or exorcist in the title. They basically paid $400 mill for the "The" in The Exorcist.

    • @bernarddoherty2303
      @bernarddoherty2303 Рік тому +2

      400 million

    • @TheFeintOfHearts
      @TheFeintOfHearts Рік тому +9

      @@palchristianandersen9086Damn I’ve never seen someone write “the” three times in four words and have it make perfect grammatical sense before.

  • @_Ciaran_Maher
    @_Ciaran_Maher Рік тому +340

    It's amazing that David Gordon Green was more respectable when he made stoner comedies.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +32

      As far as those go, Pineapple Express is a legitimately good movie. It’s certainly better than this.

    • @SoaringTrumpet
      @SoaringTrumpet Рік тому +12

      He was even more respectable in his early independent film days.

    • @ramdom_assortment
      @ramdom_assortment Рік тому

      It's because he wants to kiss ass to Hollywood and have them respect him, thus putting in horrible dialogue.

    • @libRteedude
      @libRteedude Рік тому +52

      @@SoaringTrumpet I remember Roger Ebert having nothing but praise for Green when he was doing indie films like "George Washington" and "All the Real Girls", hailing him as a great new director. He likewise gave a positive review of "Pineapple Express", but said it should just be a light diversion and Green should focus on his dramatic films. By the time "The Sitter" and "Your Highness" came out, Ebert was basically saying, "What the hell did I see in you?"

    • @irishmanrants89
      @irishmanrants89 Рік тому +7

      @@libRteedude At least he went back to those roots following those two stinkers. Stronger was a great movie, and I know a lot of people liked the Nic Cage movie Joe.
      Then he got stuck in soft reboot corporate hell

  • @billc7480
    @billc7480 Рік тому +332

    Hearing Jay say they made a good movie 50 years ago actually blew my mind a bit. It really has been 50 years wow...

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 Рік тому +8

      Some places were placed the original last week to commemorate the 50th anniversary.
      Unfortunately it was the extended version or the “Version Never Seen.” I prefer the theatrical release.

    • @OlCrunchy
      @OlCrunchy Рік тому +5

      I can't be mad about that. Theatrical is better but extended isn't that much worse. What's great is the recent UHD release includes both

    • @jonfro-mez
      @jonfro-mez Рік тому +4

      ​@@reikun86I really like some of the changes in 'the version you never saw' but some suck. I wish there was a third version that was the best of both.

  • @TheBermudaMan
    @TheBermudaMan Рік тому +869

    The cuts between David Gordon Green's more idiotic movies and Max Von Sydow's increasingly agonized expressions were downright therapeutic.

    • @szymonlechdzieciol
      @szymonlechdzieciol Рік тому +48

      I thought it was Friedkin

    • @nunopereira6092
      @nunopereira6092 Рік тому +29

      ​@@szymonlechdzieciolit was.

    • @plasmasnake4774
      @plasmasnake4774 Рік тому +17

      @@szymonlechdzieciolat the beginning it was clips of Jason Miller and Max Von Sydow in The Exorcist, for the rest of the video it was Friedkin clips

    • @relicreturns
      @relicreturns Рік тому +1

      It was masterful

  • @Cruarc
    @Cruarc Рік тому +1585

    The pictures of the white male directors, actors, and producers fading in while talking about the black lady oncologist using slave magic was priceless.😅

    • @Scaevola9449
      @Scaevola9449 Рік тому

      (((White)))

    • @sabinela4621
      @sabinela4621 Рік тому +146

      They're Jewish, smart guy

    • @MsMvsc
      @MsMvsc Рік тому +214

      @@sabinela4621
      you can be any race and jewish, smart guy

    • @BR-re7oz
      @BR-re7oz Рік тому

      @@MsMvsc judaism is literally an ethnicity not a religion. It's why they largely don't allow converts (only major elites like members of the Trump or Clinton family) and you have to take a DNA test to gain citizenship to Israel. And yea, all those hollywood big shots are jewish, not White.

    • @sabinela4621
      @sabinela4621 Рік тому +49

      @@MsMvscsounds evil

  • @kertsang2053
    @kertsang2053 Рік тому +235

    They need to do a Scary Movie-esque parody with a priest, an imam, a rabbi, a buddhist monk, a voodoo priestess, a shinto priestess, and a scientologist trying to exorcise the girls while comically getting in each other's way.

    •  Рік тому +40

      A shame Leslie Nielson isn't with us to do it.

    • @KonstantineMortis13
      @KonstantineMortis13 Рік тому +44

      And two Mormon missionaries who keep trying to give out books to everyone before being told to "fuck off".

    • @kertsang2053
      @kertsang2053 Рік тому +8

      @@KonstantineMortis13 Lol I forgot about the Mormons, yes throw them in there too.

    • @tommyboy6
      @tommyboy6 Рік тому +28

      I can almost see the whole movie being like a week long film where everyone shows up at the invitation of the parent who will pay whomever a "bounty" to get rid of the demon. So they all are intentionally fucking up each of their competitors efforts, but also trying to exorcise this girl. A "its a mad mad mad mad world" type of film with each religion just fighting over it would be funny. Itd even be better if the parent provided them lodgings to stay in and they all have to share 2 rooms, and commence bickering and bitching with each other

    • @AsiaDanceScene
      @AsiaDanceScene Рік тому +8

      ​@He actually did do it in Repossessed.

  • @Kobiedog31
    @Kobiedog31 Рік тому +218

    This reminds me of William Friedkin telling the story about the first screening for Exorcist 2, when the Warner Brother’s executives were chased out of the theatre by the audience after they proclaimed “the people that made this piece of shit are in this room!”

    • @Sudo_Nimh
      @Sudo_Nimh Рік тому +70

      God I wish we could bring that energy back

  • @ArizonanSummer
    @ArizonanSummer Рік тому +877

    I don’t think I’ve EVER been more excited for a RLM review

  • @lolotheobserver2696
    @lolotheobserver2696 Рік тому +211

    I love how these episodes always turn into Mike and Jay coming up with a million better ideas than whatever it is they watched

    • @oneinathousand2156
      @oneinathousand2156 Рік тому +17

      Mike’s off-handed idea about one of the girls killing most of her family while her dad is blamed for it and arrested sounds like something that would be unique and shocking to see if it were done well.

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 Рік тому +11

      Cause studios always play it safe with IPs so they can play to the widest possible demographic. They come up with more interesting ideas by thinking of how to turn the premise into a good story rather than one that's going to appeal to everyone.

    • @SeenGod
      @SeenGod Рік тому +2

      i’d like to see some little animated shorts of those ideas 😂

    • @lolotheobserver2696
      @lolotheobserver2696 Рік тому +1

      @@SeenGod hell yeah, I hope we get some more of those Spitballs episodes soon, the one for Speed 4 was great. "it's so fast it skipped right past 3" 😂

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Рік тому +327

    Its amazing how David Gordon Green was given the reigns to two of the best horror franchises around and ruined both of them in such a short span of time.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 Рік тому +4

      Which one was the other?

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Рік тому +24

      @@mrpurple11 Halloween lol

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +16

      I didn’t like his first one in 2018. Too safe. Kills is so silly that it’s almost endearing. Almost. Ends, however, I genuinely liked. It gave me hope for this Exorcist movie. I feel quite silly. This is a loathsome, idiotic movie.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 Рік тому +1

      @@Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r oh..didn't realise he was the same guy🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
      @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r Рік тому +23

      @@DoodooSwaggy Ends wasn't that great tbh. Doing that some artsy fartsy film as an end to a trilogy with Michael and Laurie's final battle built up just made no sense

  • @GoatgutsRecords
    @GoatgutsRecords Рік тому +384

    I love when Mike is sober enough to do his voice of what he thinks a happy person sounds like

  • @InaudibleSlinky
    @InaudibleSlinky Рік тому +643

    I was hoping for a splice in of that scene from "The Mummy" where a character just starts cycling through different religious necklaces, saying different prayers, hoping to hit on the one that will work.

    • @gatts13
      @gatts13 Рік тому +98

      Ohhhh, that was such an amazing scene.

    • @MsLambchop
      @MsLambchop Рік тому +5

      😂

    • @theslydog59
      @theslydog59 Рік тому +78

      To be fair, he did hit the right religious necklace in the end and was spared by the mummy

    • @mahler151
      @mahler151 Рік тому +75

      It wasn't the religion that saved him though, it was because he could speak a language (Hebrew I think) the mummy found useful.

    • @InaudibleSlinky
      @InaudibleSlinky Рік тому +38

      @@mahler151 True, but he was speaking Hebrew because he was clutching at God Straws.

  • @ThePsychoAnon
    @ThePsychoAnon Рік тому +398

    Red letter media is contractually obligated to add “evil dies tonight!” into every video.😂

    • @theslydog59
      @theslydog59 Рік тому +36

      EVIL DIES TONIGHT

    • @Beardfascade
      @Beardfascade Рік тому

      That's what's so powerful about it @@TheClevelandSteamer

    • @Danjoker.
      @Danjoker. Рік тому

      ELVIS DIES TONIGHT

  • @tarkatantapir7287
    @tarkatantapir7287 Рік тому +248

    I petition for this multi-religious team of "Exorcist Avengers" to include a Satan-worshipper who tries to convince everyone that the possession shouldn't be stopped.
    Just make it 12 angry men Exorcist edition, the entire runtime is non stop arguing. No need for levitating chairs because our cast is gonna be throwing furniture each other debating whether a possessed girl needs Holy Water or Ayahuasca

    • @xxSKAGhosTxx
      @xxSKAGhosTxx Рік тому +15

      Then Thor shows up and it's a fuckin marvel tie in.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 11 місяців тому +12

      You joke, but this sounds genuinely way more interesting than the actual movie. There has never been a more appropriate time than now for a resurgence of campy, schlocky, unhinged B-movies, but no one is doing it. Indie cinema is too preoccupied being artsy fartsy and up its own ass with social critique.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 6 місяців тому

      Then a priest walks in, carrying _A GUN WITH ONE BULLET_ and shoots the girl dead. The priest is limping and, for some reason, is entirely blue.

  • @vskane
    @vskane Рік тому +686

    Mike describing an image of the police busting in on a bunch of cultists dancing around two little girls tied to chairs may be the funniest thing I’ve heard all year.

    • @whatsup4825
      @whatsup4825 Рік тому +42

      It would have made the film far more interesting, and an extension of Detective Kinderman closing in on Regan during her exorcism.

    • @dannyfain3961
      @dannyfain3961 Рік тому +2

      Time stamp?

    • @territorialtea747
      @territorialtea747 Рік тому +3

      That was jay

    • @dumcumpster
      @dumcumpster Рік тому

      ​@@dannyfain3961about 36:00

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Рік тому +5

      ​@@dannyfain3961The context starts at 35:50, but the "what if" is at 36:10.

  • @WeeabossVA
    @WeeabossVA Рік тому +505

    The fact that Ellyn Burstyn never witnessed the exorcism from the first movie, yet decided to become a self-appointed expert of exorcisms is hilarious. If she was actually there to see what happened, she'd know that the the exorcism didn't do jack-shit, same result as what happened in this movie. I guess the power of love wasn't enough to protect your eyeballs. 🤔

    • @hobbyhorse5848
      @hobbyhorse5848 Рік тому +59

      I almost laughed out loud when the demon started throwing hands. I guess the exorcists in the first movie were lucky that Pazoozoo didn’t have a shiv on hand

    • @WeeabossVA
      @WeeabossVA Рік тому +54

      @@hobbyhorse5848 Pazuzu was just pimp-slapping everyone. 😂 But fr tho, the disturbing aspect/centural theme of these movies is that the exorcisms never work against the demons. It's only through self-sacrifice that they can be expelled (the spirit of Christ compelling them in a way). But this sequel completely missed the core tenet of what makes these films so resonating. That and a multi-religion exorcism is one of the stupidest ideas I've ever seen put to film.

    • @hobbyhorse5848
      @hobbyhorse5848 Рік тому +18

      @@WeeabossVA You could feasibly, if you give a f, make a film about exorcism that’s not Catholic. For me I’ve always wanted to see a good film exploring Jewish exorcism. But you can’t have too many cooks in the kitchen, if everything works…then why does nothing work? Because the demon literally banished a little girl to be tortured in a shrillex music video for all eternity.

    • @uniqueness35fanofimginatio73
      @uniqueness35fanofimginatio73 Рік тому +5

      I kinda dig how, in the show, she was kinda selfish and used what happened to help support both of em, and this caused a wedge between her and Regan.
      Idk, I just enjoy when they do interesting brings with the characters and take risks, and I feel the first season of the show did that without feeling cheap.

    • @WeeabossVA
      @WeeabossVA Рік тому +16

      @@hobbyhorse5848 It's something that could work, if Blumhouse cared as stated. Thing is, it's handled so poorly in Believer with them throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. Something tells me the narrative they're going for is that Pazuzu (or whoever this demon is now because it's confirmed to not be the same demon from the OG) is just using the girls as bait to get Regan out of hiding, because they... want her still as an old lady for some reason. It's the same problem the Halloween trilogy had.

  • @kingtastytv
    @kingtastytv Рік тому +94

    Jay holding a glass of wine and talking about The Exorcist is him at his film-snobbiest

  • @MisHarmony
    @MisHarmony Рік тому +137

    My favorite part of this new Exorcist is when one of the minor religious figures picks up a cross and says “I have GOT to get me one of these!!”

    • @old_ben7473
      @old_ben7473 11 місяців тому +10

      Priest to demon “Welcome to Erff!”

    • @tanner201x8
      @tanner201x8 9 місяців тому

      Tangled reference

  • @PatricksCrazyPlace
    @PatricksCrazyPlace Рік тому +152

    "I'm seeing double here. FOUR PAZUZUS!"
    That line made me laugh way harder than it should have, lol.

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust Рік тому +10

      "Picard, how many Pazuzus do you see?"

    • @MarkKlingman
      @MarkKlingman Рік тому +5

      Jay has brought much joy to this old Italian stereotype

    • @jocelynastheart2732
      @jocelynastheart2732 Рік тому

      🤣

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +4

      It's crazy how many people in their 30s get that reference.
      From a random episode in the mid-90s.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Рік тому +2

      ​@@luckyspursnot a random episode though, one of the best ones.

  • @SmashBrosBrawl
    @SmashBrosBrawl Рік тому +368

    The most terrifying part of this movie is they expected you to take it seriously

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 Рік тому +22

      For me it's that it got made, that over 100 people agreed to commit to this garbage

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +3

      @@DanArnets1492 It’s truly puzzling that so many presumably sane people watched this and said “let’s put it out!”

    • @DanArnets1492
      @DanArnets1492 Рік тому +5

      @@DoodooSwaggy - It's what kills me with every major shitty movie. It takes a lot of people, a lot of managers too, to say "0k". Does 99% of Hollywood just do as they're told and never raise a hand even if shyly?

    • @jazz-a-lopium8090
      @jazz-a-lopium8090 Рік тому +3

      @@DanArnets1492 Movies are too expensive.
      Seems riddled with grifters, too... Bad Robot? (all of em, they're awful, like on a moral/existential level) Hack Snyder? (just really, REALLY doesn't even understand his own movies, and I think if you include the multiple $300+ million movies which exist SOLELY to 'apologise' for how bad BvS was, that BvS is likely the biggest budget movie ever made, certainly the biggest budget z-list movie ever made), Alex Kurtzman? (so bad, he's on this list twice, once solo, once as part of the 'band').
      Thankfully, I don't believe any of em'll work again, but who knows?

    • @PerkolatorTheTerminator
      @PerkolatorTheTerminator Рік тому

      To be fair, it was mildly entertaining to imagine Pazuzu saying “Your dick, my mouth” “Just punch the tip and twist it” or “it was me, I sharted.” So at least there’s that lol.

  • @Ryhan_Beard
    @Ryhan_Beard Рік тому +561

    Mark Kermode had a pretty spot-on take about this: it's a movie made by people who've seen the original film, but haven't SEEN the original film.

    • @hobbyhorse5848
      @hobbyhorse5848 Рік тому +50

      It’s a movie made by people who LOVED repossessed

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Рік тому +49

      Lol He was so ready to rant Simon put an 8 minute timer on him to get it out of his system, and he really went for it.

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament Рік тому +13

      Mark Kermode also thinks that The Exorcist is the greatest movie ever made.

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith Рік тому +8

      They listened to it but they didn't HEAR it.

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Рік тому +35

      @@mabusestestament He made the award winning 25th anniversary documentary The Fear of God: The Making of the Exorcist, so yes, hes had a love affair with this film since he first saw it, whenever that was. Its his benchmark for how all movies should be made, especially psychological thrillers or horrors.

  • @hothotheat3000
    @hothotheat3000 Рік тому +226

    Reagan hugging the priest is a genuinely moving moment.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +47

      It certainly is. There’s more than a few really powerful moments in that film. Chris crying to Karras and screaming “Jesus Christ, won’t somebody help me?” has choked me up more than once. I’ve never felt a more real moment of parental despair in a movie.

    • @coldestbeer
      @coldestbeer Рік тому +8

      Ronald Reagan

    • @hector-sauvage
      @hector-sauvage Рік тому +14

      ​@@DoodooSwaggyFather Merrin holding Regan's hand as he restarts the exorcism is another low key emotional moment that I always enjoy. He separates the girl from the monster.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +6

      @@hector-sauvage For sure, good call. How he just kinda casually moves the puke off his hand and keeps going is great.

    • @sciencefantastic
      @sciencefantastic 10 місяців тому +3

      Just the fact that Karras selflessly sacrifices himself to save Reagan is moving in its way

  • @jackelewish1568
    @jackelewish1568 Рік тому +650

    Mike is right.. pick any religion and a specific demon, tell the lore .. it can be any one you want! But make a choice and write a good story.

    • @thefilmeffect6089
      @thefilmeffect6089 Рік тому +63

      It would be interesting to see another religion’s version of possession, demons, hell etc. They decided to make the religious avengers assemble instead.

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris Рік тому +47

      @@thefilmeffect6089Jamaican Exorcist is Predator 2.

    • @mememachine-386
      @mememachine-386 Рік тому +29

      I like the idea of each religion interpreting a demon differently, but you have to keep the true nature of the demon a mystery for it to actually be cool.

    • @Tiberius_Productions
      @Tiberius_Productions Рік тому +16

      I would love to see an Exorcist film that adheres strictly to a different religion; but it needs to do so respectfully and from the perspective of an outsider/non-believer being forced to put their faith in said religion to save the day. The best part of the original Exorcist was that Chris MacNeil wasn’t a catholic and was forced to put her faith in it because she’d exhausted all other options.

    • @shack8110
      @shack8110 Рік тому

      NO! We are liberals trying to impress our liberal California millionaire friends! F off with your "interesting writing", and scary scenes, and character arcs.

  • @paralysisbyanalysis2287
    @paralysisbyanalysis2287 Рік тому +383

    The theatrical cut of "The Exorcist" still rings true because its Christian writer truly believed in the spiritual struggle, but the director was cynical enough to end the film on a realistic tone.
    Blatty wanted the film to close with the priest and the detective having an upbeat final conversation, which I believe you see in the early 2000's cut. On the other hand, Friedkin chose to end with the priest looking down at the fatal stairwell with the boarded-up windows behind him, and eventually, fading to black.
    Friedkin's gut-punch of a final scene was more appropriate for the ongoing battle between good and evil. Many will be become casualties on the battlefield, and even more will grow weary.
    Just as good will always triumph, evil will always leave its scars.

    • @canderoussnurd4265
      @canderoussnurd4265 Рік тому +13

      God that was a brilliant break down my dude. Please tell me you have a UA-cam channel or at the very least have some kind of blog. You hit the nail on the head perfectly with no wasted words.

    • @momox001
      @momox001 Рік тому +1

      ​@@rossdawgsbrokenspirit9038 girl, you should be called pizza cutter since you all edge and no point 😂

    • @turbostrike1632
      @turbostrike1632 Рік тому +31

      @@rossdawgsbrokenspirit9038 Ow, the edge.

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Рік тому +27

      Blatty might have "truly believed in the spiritual struggle", but one of the most brilliant things about the novel (as opposed to the movie) is that every single thing that happens has a medical/scientific explanation, letting the reader decide whether it's a possession or severe mental illness. No ridiculous 360 degree head spin in the novel either - just the head turned at a very extreme angle.

    • @luc.juan333
      @luc.juan333 Рік тому +2

      How cynical would you be if you actually saw a demon tho?

  • @dmendez77
    @dmendez77 Рік тому +220

    My new favorite part of RLM reviews is when Mike goes off on a tangent where he improvises a schlock version of whatever soulless corporate crap product they’re discussing. They’re hilarious and infinitely more creative than the actual movies being made nowadays.

    • @ReservoirPunk
      @ReservoirPunk Рік тому +6

      It's hilarious that Mike winging a silly idea on the spot is somehow more imaginative and creative than the actual movie they're reviewing

    • @yurifairy2969
      @yurifairy2969 Рік тому

      @@ReservoirPunk
      because silly and creative = expensive
      safe, boring, shitty = cheap

    • @jocelynastheart2732
      @jocelynastheart2732 10 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @designatedred
    @designatedred Рік тому +196

    Makes me 100% happy a game like FAITH exists, as that seems to have captured everything frightening from the original Exorcist and more.

    • @JormunB
      @JormunB Рік тому +63

      MORTIS

    • @electricfishfan
      @electricfishfan Рік тому +24

      A FRANCHISE WITH ONE PREMISE

    • @AnAverageGoblin
      @AnAverageGoblin Рік тому +8

      faith is boring and relies on loud crunchy sounds being scary for anything to work. but yeah its good.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Рік тому +31

      @@electricfishfan At least the Faith games were relatively inexpensive and aren't all that long.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 Рік тому +45

      @@0neDoomedSpaceMarine And the rotoscope animation was legit pretty engaging and unique to create an atmosphere that feels retro but also realistic.

  • @JoeyArmstrong2800
    @JoeyArmstrong2800 Рік тому +90

    "Hey remember that famous movie? Well we're here to throw it under the bus because it's old and stupid" - Every damn movie in the last 10 years.

    • @hypno5690
      @hypno5690 Рік тому +25

      Every remake really does look at the camera and go "isn't this old shit stupid haha, we're in on the joke" for people who didn't like the original in the first place. I hate irreverence.

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 Рік тому +6

      And they were such better films than the beloved originals that they've basically all been forgotten about.

    • @jigglypuff3311
      @jigglypuff3311 Рік тому

      ​@@hypno5690top down destruction of culture
      they tear down anything good we make, because we are not allowed to make good things, only purchase the things we are told is good from those who have the most money to begin with

  • @stvbrsn
    @stvbrsn Рік тому +90

    “She wasn’t in the room in ‘The Exorcist’ because *she’s not an exorcist!”*
    I don’t quite know why, but this might become my favorite thing Jay has ever said.
    And I like pretty much everything Jay says.

  • @Paul_Revered
    @Paul_Revered Рік тому +187

    I think it was worth the 400 million dollars for the rights to call the movie "The Exorcist" instead of something like "The Exorcism of Suzie" and to play the piano music that was in the original for 12 seconds

    • @Johnny0lovely69
      @Johnny0lovely69 Рік тому +14

      Shit it would've been easier to just buy the music rights

    • @mabusestestament
      @mabusestestament Рік тому +27

      That music is Tubular Bells by Mike Oldfield. I come across it all the time in second hand stores where they also happen to sell vinyl. It was already an existing record before The Exorcist, but it was the movie that made it a huge seller. It’s worth a listen, well the first 11 minutes or so are, the whole piece is the entire LP.

    • @bigmicro
      @bigmicro Рік тому +8

      pazuzie

    • @bigmicro
      @bigmicro Рік тому +2

      idk i didnt watcg it

    • @ManOutofTime913
      @ManOutofTime913 Рік тому +9

      The Exorcist Episode V: Hell Strikes Back.

  • @jeremyfraga5235
    @jeremyfraga5235 Рік тому +168

    The slow dissolve at 17:27 when speaking on "slave voodoo" written by an all white writing team was spot on PERFECT.

  • @Trowa71
    @Trowa71 Рік тому +63

    It's like that old saying, "Art is meant to comfort the comfortable and disturb nobody or else it won't make as much money"

  • @drangc0bex119
    @drangc0bex119 Рік тому +121

    My favorite part was at the end when Vin Diesel came out and said it’s not about faith…. it’s about family.

    • @curiositycloset2359
      @curiositycloset2359 Рік тому +14

      Mine was when the priest walked in and said "It's exorsisting time!".

    • @drangc0bex119
      @drangc0bex119 Рік тому +7

      @@curiositycloset2359 That was a great scene I really loved how he exorcised all over the place

    • @curiositycloset2359
      @curiositycloset2359 Рік тому +3

      @@drangc0bex119 it truely is a golden age for movies right now.

    • @lookoutforchris
      @lookoutforchris Рік тому +4

      @@curiositycloset2359I high fived my bros when the Rock punched Pazuzu in the nuts.

    • @takerdust
      @takerdust Рік тому

      @@curiositycloset2359 Mine was when I heard: "Who you gonna call?" "EXORCISTS!"

  • @retro1sheet925
    @retro1sheet925 Рік тому +176

    Constantine really reinforces what you guys are nailing on the inclusivity critique. One of the coolest scenes in the flick ... John cycling through all the religious medallions to figure out how to combat a very specific demon. So cool. If it came out after this it almost would feel like the scene was there to make fun of it.

    • @chriscasperson5927
      @chriscasperson5927 Рік тому +93

      Beni did it in _The Mummy._

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 Рік тому +7

      ​@@chriscasperson5927Cool how you can just unlock a memory like that. I swear that has happened elsewhere, pretty sure some vampire movie maybe?

    • @ashleylatour7644
      @ashleylatour7644 Рік тому +11

      Pratchett kinda pulls that move in his novel Carpe Jugulum. The vampires condition themselves to be immune to religious symbols, but something reverts them and they can't stop finding and seeing religious symbols because of how they conditioned themselves (its been a while, but that's the dumb version lol)

    • @Kidd724
      @Kidd724 Рік тому +6

      ​@@rihardsrozans6920John Carpenter's Vampires, sort of

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi Рік тому +22

      @@rihardsrozans6920 A book I used to love called 'Peeps' had an interesting take on this, treating vampirism a lot more like a parasite. The idea was that if you were infected, you grew to disdain and hate things you once loved, so classic 'vampires' all feared crosses because it started in the time and place where Catholicism was huge, but in modern day, it requires the protagonist to basically learn about the people, so he can weaken them with like, Elvis songs or their old stuffed animals.

  • @SilkNeon
    @SilkNeon Рік тому +73

    A possessed wrestler is such a good idea for one of these movies, actually. Could have the same “exhaust every option” kind of thing, but it’s about the theater of wrestling, where it slowly dawns on everyone that it’s real.

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine Рік тому +30

      Ooh, that'd be a fun premise. _"Hey, you ever noticed he doesn't break kayfabe anymore?"_
      You could have him go too far with stunts and stuff, there's so much potential here.

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 Рік тому +15

      Part of me got hopeful this could be a very fun movie lol

    • @philipsalama8083
      @philipsalama8083 Рік тому

      So basically Chris Benoit but he's killing people because of demons rather than CTE?

    • @rascoehunter3608
      @rascoehunter3608 11 місяців тому +8

      A big buff guy getting possessed would be an interesting idea. It's something different besides the usual average build adult or child getting possessed. It would provide a more physical threat to the protagonists. Just imagine if the big buff guy was a family person. And his loved ones would try to find a way too take him down without severely hurting or killing the guy. But would have hard time since everyone else is smaller. And demon would just brute force through everything.

    • @rudeboyjohn3483
      @rudeboyjohn3483 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@rascoehunter3608 that's some good writing.... Hollywood will definitely not be interested lol

  • @Dhips.
    @Dhips. Рік тому +348

    Jay having a black cat named after an Exorcist character is the least surprising fact I didn't know, but could have assumed.

    • @Norgorber
      @Norgorber Рік тому +37

      He's posted her quite a bit on Twitter over the years, along with his other cat, which is cute.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +17

      Almost doesn't feel obscure enough.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Рік тому +11

      ​@@luckyspursyeah one would think he would name his pets after some obscure italian horror movie.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +15

      ​@@g.sergiusfidenas6650 A bit of Jay died when Rich mispronounced Giallo on Best of the Worst.

    • @howzyerfather
      @howzyerfather Рік тому +59

      Jay wasn't inspired by HP Lovecraft to name his cat?

  • @NicWeyand
    @NicWeyand Рік тому +65

    I saw the trailer before Oppenheimer on 70mm, and had never experienced a crowd reaction like that before. The first part of the trailer was genuinely intriguing, then the jump scare bits began to happen with little laughs here and there scattered throughout the audience. When the title came on screen, the whole audience laughed, loudly.

    • @SnoopyReads
      @SnoopyReads Рік тому

      Sure they did chump

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +20

      I witnessed a similar reaction. The audience for Oppenheimer is generally the polar opposite of the audience for dumb horror jumpscare simulators.

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 Рік тому +25

      One screening had a woman audibly yell “What? Why?” as the trailer ended.

    • @ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks
      @ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks Рік тому

      ​@@toyotatacoma1616shes cool af lmao

    • @infiniteevil27
      @infiniteevil27 Рік тому +2

      When the trailer played before Oppenheimer in imax, it was so fucking loud. When the trailer ended, everyone in the theater started chatting, probably because they also got their ears blown out.

  • @ejbalshan
    @ejbalshan Рік тому +257

    I like the part where the mother decides to just relax and chill with a demon she personally knows has killed two people.

    • @kaijusoshingeki7214
      @kaijusoshingeki7214 Рік тому +118

      She had to be a girl boss and face the demon alone to go against The Patriarchy and got both of her eyes stabbed out.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +8

      And what was she trying to accomplish? She would know better than anyone that there was nothing she could do to help in that situation. They made it seem like she just wanted the confrontation, or to try an exorcism herself. It’s complete nonsense. Ellen Burstyn deserved so much better.

    • @jneilson7568
      @jneilson7568 Рік тому +6

      Just wondering. Is that sneakily undermining the girlboss schtick? It's always when they build up as a big fight then immediately get shown why maybe they should've listened to the guy's advice for a very good reason.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 Рік тому +2

      I still don't know for sure if Pazuzu killed Father Merrin or his heart gave out.

    • @reikun86
      @reikun86 Рік тому +1

      @@jneilson7568 Now that you think of it, that might have been an F.U. to girl bosses...especially after that whole patriarchy line.

  • @cogsworther1639
    @cogsworther1639 Рік тому +92

    Okay, but the concept of an exorcism getting accused of being a cult is an *genius* idea because the authorities would be such sympathetic antagonists. A beat cop or EMS team can't be expected to buy some random guy's story about "demons" and "possession"
    It would also lead into much better themes about community and faith because the people lacking faith or impeding community action wouldn't just be dumb, villainous, or villainously dumb

    • @L_O_V_E_L_A_I_N
      @L_O_V_E_L_A_I_N Рік тому +11

      Reminds me of The Exorcism of Emily Rose. It's a film about a priest who performs an exorcism in which the supposedly possessed girl ends up dying (she was diagnosed with epilepsy or something) and is on trial for her death. Haven't seen it in ages but I remember it being pretty good.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому

      I don’t hate this.

    • @DoodooSwaggy
      @DoodooSwaggy Рік тому +5

      @@L_O_V_E_L_A_I_N It’s an okay movie, but it’s a masterpiece compared to this nonsense.

  • @4gillman
    @4gillman Рік тому +528

    Having a movie about an Exorcism where every religion is equally true is like having a movie about a man who needs a heart transplant and just gets his condition fixed by a chiropractor.

    • @nicholasvinen
      @nicholasvinen Рік тому +60

      And Chinese herbal medicine, and voodoo, and homoeopathy...

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx Рік тому +31

      There's a battle anime where all the gods of each religion exist and talk to each other about how they're going to erase humanity from the planet (again) and start over, even going so far as to mention the most well-known instances of this happening by the different religions and how it never seemed to work. They just play it straight, like of course all these gods exist; it's the people who worship them that think only their specific gods exist.
      It's kinda funny, though many of the character designs fall into the "overdesigned anime character" category that doesn't really fit the mythos they belong to.

    • @nicholasbarber8531
      @nicholasbarber8531 Рік тому +35

      Yeah. If the people who made this actually gave two cruds about the diversity through religion angle, it would be about either an exorcism conducted by a different religion entirely.
      Or
      You have **one** other religion that comes in, because this demon is shared between their two religions. Perhaps an Inam if they want to take a risk, or a Rabbi if they don't. Then have a clash between their personalities, with them realizing that they have to find common truth and strength between their faiths if they want to be able to triumph. Maybe draw a parallel between that and how secular people stubbornly refuse to accept a spiritual explanation at any costs. After all, initially these guys refuse to accept that the other could be following a valid religion, and they have to have **faith** in each other's beliefs in order to succeed, just like how the secular parent has to have faith in them.

    • @MusicoftheDamned
      @MusicoftheDamned Рік тому +7

      I want to agree, but I think this metaphor--well, simile--doesn't work all the way since it's *not* the "every religion is equally true" part that's really the main problem with this movie. It's more that, as Mike and you bring up, why even bother focusing on an *exorcism* (beyond brand naming obviously) if every potential religious methodology would be effective against that particular supernatual entity? It not only breaks the in-universe rules, but also retroactively breaks the first movie by making the priests' sacrifices pretty pointless on multiple levels.
      Hell, I think you could make a decently interesting movie or at least story out of "this unknown supernatural force possesses someone. An excorism is tried. The 'demon' plays along for a while...only for it to turn out to *not* being working at all because it doesn't play by those particular rules despite exorcisms working on some other demons. ...Well, shit. Rest of plot is finding its weakness." At the very least, outside of literal deus ex machina where the plot is resolved by like a random incarnation of Shiva walking by and slapping the demon out of the person or something, that still seems a better movie than one where the end message seems to be "maybe the real religion was the friends we made along the way". (All this while said movie also supposedly has relatively few stakes but still manages to send a seemingly innocent girl to Hell almost solely because her father is an asshole. Guess they really wanted to channel _Hell Girl_ or _Drag Me to Hell_ too.)

    • @StevenErnest
      @StevenErnest Рік тому

      ​@@ForeverLaxxWhat's the name of that anime?

  • @Duke00008
    @Duke00008 Рік тому +89

    My step mom is a producer who worked on a bunch of movies back in the day (worked on interview with a vampire and others) primarily just on commercials now and even she admits they absolutely have those conversations about casting

    • @haleymist09
      @haleymist09 Рік тому

      Oh wow that must've been so interesting!

    • @Luneland
      @Luneland Рік тому +4

      She must have some wild stories. Share I you can. Must be so interesting

    • @benjaminperez7328
      @benjaminperez7328 Рік тому +7

      @@jackflash8218
      Tom was fantastic as Lestat.
      They should have kept him going and did all the Anne Rice books.

  • @redadamearth
    @redadamearth Рік тому +83

    It's like a movie made by people who've HEARD of "The Exorcist" and then decided to make a sequel to a film they've never actually seen. It was ridiculous. I expected it to be bad, but I was honestly stunned how bad it actually was. While "The Exorcist" never even needed a sequel, Blatty's "Exorcist 3" is the only "sequel" to the original film that works - because it's not really a sequel, at all but a companion piece to the original that's just as solidly written, paced, directed and performed. "Believer" is just embarrassing.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +3

      Someone really needs to tell people that Aliens being amazing was a one-off.
      That adding more of the thing there was 1 of in the first film, never works, outside of that movie.

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth Рік тому +2

      "FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW [THE EXORCIST]"

  • @timflint25
    @timflint25 Рік тому +24

    I hope everyone appreciates what great interviews William Friedken gave. He truly did not care about anyone's opinion. I'll never forget what he said to Nicolas Winding Refn 😅

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 Рік тому +437

    "I wasn't in their little patriarchy." Two things I think about this line are 1) It is very obviously written by a bunch of guys who don't really understand the concept of patriarchy, and 2) It kinda absolutely shits on the relationship between Chris and Fathers Karras.

    • @hughjass311
      @hughjass311 Рік тому

      the catholic church openly refers to their leadership as a patriarchy because it literally is one though

    • @jbode11
      @jbode11 Рік тому +33

      It’s absolutely idiotic. Hard to believe D Gordon Green has even read the novel

    • @cameleopard42
      @cameleopard42 Рік тому +28

      What concept? It's exactly how that buzzword is intended to be used.

    • @georgerogers2120
      @georgerogers2120 Рік тому +63

      @@cameleopard42 What an honor to have one of the writers for The Exorcist: Believer replying to one of my comments. Kinda.

    • @spinlok3943
      @spinlok3943 Рік тому +17

      Its like, did they even WATCH the original movie?

  • @negima1276
    @negima1276 Рік тому +244

    Ah yes, Danny McBride. The Actor well known for his horror writing ability…

    • @GrrmPleaseWrite
      @GrrmPleaseWrite Рік тому +38

      Well, he’s well-known for it, just probably not in the way he wants to be

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +16

      Does Your Highness count as horror?

    • @GrrmPleaseWrite
      @GrrmPleaseWrite Рік тому +4

      @@luckyspurs yeah, that came out during the tail end of the torture porn trend

    • @jonesy6354
      @jonesy6354 Рік тому +4

      You mean that guy who wrote the second best Halloween film!?

    • @quantize
      @quantize Рік тому +10

      @@jonesy6354 no

  • @kilo1012
    @kilo1012 Рік тому +129

    What's extra galling about that line is that she IS in the room in the book! Not just her but Sharon and Willie! She's the first who voluntarily leaves the room. So it makes perfect sense for them to streamline that in the movie.

    • @lowserver2
      @lowserver2 Рік тому

      woke hollywood is so cringe i swear, also its really funny, to see that line pushed by an all white rich liberal men producers and writers@@asdadsgsaadasf6043

    • @JohannesSkolaude
      @JohannesSkolaude Рік тому

      Funny that a fact that proves her Point is used against her. Guess reality is Just a Game.

    • @Dracon7601
      @Dracon7601 Рік тому

      @@asdadsgsaadasf6043 Like normally, I don't like people going on about virtue signaling but in this case there's no better phrase for it.

  • @themajesticamericanwoodcoc1951
    @themajesticamericanwoodcoc1951 Рік тому +83

    Thank god the strike is over so that Hollywood writers can get pack to giving us scripts like this one!

  • @christianxaron
    @christianxaron Рік тому +84

    So nice for the editor to cut the part where Mike opens the bottle at 2:25 since it probably took poor Mikey 45 minutes to open it and we don't have to watch an old man struggle for that long. He deserves a raise.

    • @imp2247
      @imp2247 Рік тому

      Doesn't Mike do the editing?

    • @christianxaron
      @christianxaron Рік тому +3

      @@imp2247 idk it's a joke man

    • @imp2247
      @imp2247 Рік тому +2

      @@christianxaron oh shit.

  • @MrTables
    @MrTables Рік тому +225

    David Gordon Green is the big claim to fame from my film school. He came to the school a few years back and even showed Halloween Kills before its release.
    They haven’t invited him back since…

    • @PoeInTheDitch
      @PoeInTheDitch Рік тому +14

      Yeah. Your school might not want to mention Green in their marketing.

    • @Progger11
      @Progger11 Рік тому +9

      If DGG is the caliber of filmmaker your film school churns out, you might want to think about transferring. Pronto.

    • @baller302
      @baller302 Рік тому +5

      ​@@Progger11to be fair DGG had some good films early on.. i dont know how he dropped the ball this bad, could be studio interference but man...

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference Рік тому

      @@baller302 sold his soul to danny mcbride

    • @MrTables
      @MrTables Рік тому +2

      @@Progger11 Lol, they've got some better indie names like Jeff Nichols and such, hell even David Gordon Green didn't start out too bad with films like George Washington being pretty fantastic but uh… he definitely lost the narrative

  • @Joorum
    @Joorum Рік тому +50

    Movie-making today: "Can't do this, can't do that. Has to have this, has to have that."
    Welcome back, Hays Code!

  • @sarahnagy9300
    @sarahnagy9300 Рік тому +138

    When I was in college I wrote a paper on exorcism for an anthropology class (the full Catholic exorcism rite was available in PDF on the Vatican’s website). For that paper I interviewed the priest at my church, who told me that the only people who ever came asking him for exorcisms (which happened on occasion - he did not provide them) were Protestants. There was an idea, strengthened by the popularity of The Exorcist, that exorcism must be something *only* Catholic priests could do. I always found that pretty interesting.

    • @berserkasaurusrex4233
      @berserkasaurusrex4233 Рік тому +20

      In the actual case the Exorcist is based on, the Lutheran minister to the parents/child recommended they find a Catholic priest, since Lutherans don't really have an exorcist type tradition or any of the similar concepts some evangelicals have. So it sort of makes sense, I guess.

    • @AzayBae
      @AzayBae Рік тому +5

      That is an interesting fact. I suppose they are the only denomination that has formal exorcist training? I wonder if its only due to the "marketing" from the Exorcist 😂

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 Рік тому +16

      @@AzayBae It goes deeper than that. Old school Christians(Catholics, Orthodox, Copts etc.) have a cultivated bibliography regarding demonology and sainthood, stretching over centuries. Most information about demons and saints lie outside the Bible and Protestants discard anything that is not biblical. So it makes for Protestants not being capable of going toe to toe with something that does not appear in the Bible.

  • @heyheyhey33351
    @heyheyhey33351 Рік тому +162

    There was no way an Exorcist sequel would follow the themes of Exorcist III, but goddamn, I wish it did.
    I hope Blatty was proud of the fact that he wrote and directed an incredibly unique film.

    • @TheChadTI
      @TheChadTI Рік тому +15

      That figure that storms across the hallway. Lost my mud.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Рік тому +14

      ​@@TheChadTIBlatty was a natural it seems, insane to think he only directed two movies, that damn hallway scene and its endless feints, now that's an earned scare.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +8

      @@TheChadTI Up there with Hitchcock's change of camera angle to above when Martin Balsam's reaching the top of the stairs.

    • @hafirenggayuda
      @hafirenggayuda Рік тому +15

      Exorcist 3 is really one of a kind. It feels more like a thriller detective story (like Silence of the Lambs or Seven) than exorcism.

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 Рік тому +7

      ​@@hafirenggayudaor Angel Heart, those movies that mix horror with other genre, when in the hands of competent people, end being awesome movies.

  • @lankeymarlon
    @lankeymarlon Рік тому +73

    Jay keeps drinking the horrible wine and Mike doesn't touch it again after his first taste. There's a metaphor in there somewhere.

    • @luckyspurs
      @luckyspurs Рік тому +11

      That Mike doesn't want to waste his alcoholism on bad wine.

  • @stevesmith9447
    @stevesmith9447 Рік тому +92

    I grew up Catholic in Saint Louis, and one of the priests who was there for the actual exorcism was a non-teaching resident at my high school. Everybody knew to just kind of leave him alone, and the only thing anybody knew for sure is that he refused to talk about it with anybody, ever. Who knows what happened in that room, but it fucked him up for life, whatever it was.

    • @12ealDealOfficial
      @12ealDealOfficial Рік тому +31

      I live in GA and my best friend's coworker was an ex-priest. This guy had my friend pick him up for work for half a year. One day, the priest invited him and his girl over for dinner. While they were visiting, my friend had to use the bathroom while the one near the kitchen was occupied, so the priest directed him to the guest room bathroom, but told him "don't ask about what you see inside." My buddy went into the guest room, which was completely empty, save for a single wooden chair and a huge mirror. The chair had three straight legs and one that was curled like a horn.

    • @woodykrummenacher5847
      @woodykrummenacher5847 Рік тому +1

      I mean this unironically as a curious, fellow, raised-Catholic St. Louisian, where’d you go to high school?

    • @stevesmith9447
      @stevesmith9447 Рік тому

      @@woodykrummenacher5847 Lol! Thank you for the clarification that you're not just making fun of the StL high school trope. ;)
      I'd rather not say, not out of privacy, but out of embarrassment. I picked it because they offered a small scholarship and my parents weren't shy even when I was in grade school (Mount Providence) about how much of a financial burden my education was.
      I will say that my early-career coworkers who went to SLU scoffed at me for going to "West."

    • @joemama-ks9ty
      @joemama-ks9ty Рік тому +6

      Wasn't the exorcised kid a know prankster? Wtf did that kid do to these poor dudes.

  • @greg6500
    @greg6500 Рік тому +27

    Linda Blair brings out that "How to get revenge" tape, "Dont worry boys, I have just what we need"

    • @ramonoski
      @ramonoski Рік тому +10

      "We got credit cards in Pazuzu's name from each bank in the country and we're going to run him into crippling debt."

  • @hercfactory32
    @hercfactory32 Рік тому +83

    I always love when they get bored and just spitball more funny ideas when trashing shit, their ideas are always worth a laugh.

    • @jamesmurray4062
      @jamesmurray4062 Рік тому +1

      You'd love podcasts. Tim Dillon, Dan Soder, Nick Mullen and Jay Oakerson do that better than anyone.

  • @Dommifax
    @Dommifax Рік тому +165

    I think the problem isn't _just_ that they try to be as statistically inclusive as possible, but that they replace the creative process with it, thinking they won't have to go through the hassle of coming up with something good if they instead do this.

    • @journeyman2682
      @journeyman2682 Рік тому +6

      They didn't even bother with the hassle of watching the hit original movie that spawned the franchise they paid all that money for judging by the movie they made.

    • @alwaysxnever
      @alwaysxnever Рік тому +21

      That is the thing. I love diversity and inclusion and telling more stories. But you get literally a buck of white dudes to give us the most corporate shoulder shrugging version doing the bare minimum for the actual script and story.

    • @EndlessFunctionality
      @EndlessFunctionality Рік тому

      ​@@alwaysxnever*jewish dudes

    • @codinghusky5196
      @codinghusky5196 Рік тому +2

      This. If they went full on blackinization100% black black black, returned to Haiti and had a voudun priestess jazzinate the demon and show a battle between her and the evil vodoun priestesses who planted the demon inside the child pre birth, that'd have been woke af, black as night, but also new, different and, if executed correctly, COOL.
      I mean, at this point, I'm avoiding movies with a lead who's not a white man because I KNOW they'll be crap.

  • @Garsons-oq4lh
    @Garsons-oq4lh Рік тому +93

    The Exorcist and Jaws sure spawned an endless and at times regrettable cycle in the film world.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +7

      They both have had better fates as franchises than most. The Jaws sequels are at least fun (especially 2, but 4 is The Room levels of fun) and Exorcist 3 is fantastic. If they still make that Exorcist trilogy and if they rebootquel Jaws… that would be bad

    • @iost5459
      @iost5459 Рік тому +5

      @@bencarlson4300 I’m holding out for a jaws prequel directed by Spielberg with Williams out of retirement.

    • @jukeboxfandango
      @jukeboxfandango Рік тому +2

      Don't forget Halloween and Night of the Living Dead

    • @tomsnowden6201
      @tomsnowden6201 Рік тому

      @@iost5459lol why a prequel?

    • @jukeboxfandango
      @jukeboxfandango Рік тому +13

      @@tomsnowden6201 - we need to explore the motivations of the shark and learn that he was abused by his father, who was a Great White Supremacist

  • @derworfnet
    @derworfnet Рік тому +19

    In case some of you haven't heard it yet: Last Month, Green stepped down from the planned Sequel, _The Exorcist: Deciever._ Shortly thereafter, the movie was removed from the release schedule.
    Oof.

  • @rocketforthree4479
    @rocketforthree4479 Рік тому +45

    I always love it Mike suddenly pitches an idea for the funniest horror premises.

  • @brandonspain12345
    @brandonspain12345 Рік тому +98

    Fun fact: On Ed Whitfield's Twitter/Facebook post, he revealed that William Friedkin asked him, 'Ed, the guy who made those new Halloween sequels is about to make one to my movie, the Exorcist? That's right, my signature film is about to be extended by the man who made Pineapple Express. I don't want to be around when that happens. But if there's a spirit world, and I can come back, I plan to possess David Gordon Green and make his life a living hell."
    And shortly after the first trailer came out, William Friedkin died. Which further proves that this movie was a curse. Good riddance.

  • @starryscar22
    @starryscar22 Рік тому +117

    Seeing Mike and Jay drinking wine always feels weirdly cursed to me. Like seeing a cat playing ping-pong, it’s just not right

    • @paulinegallagher7821
      @paulinegallagher7821 Рік тому +14

      Or a fish driving a car. This isnt right, I dont belong here.

    • @Levi_Skardsen
      @Levi_Skardsen Рік тому +14

      Cats can play ping-pong if they want. Stop oppressing them.

    • @FearMonarch
      @FearMonarch Рік тому +1

      It only feels weird that it's not in a haunted mansion in their own hometown of Milwaukee

    • @rihardsrozans6920
      @rihardsrozans6920 Рік тому +2

      Two guys drinking wine? Yikes, That's Mike and Gay

  • @teearr7018
    @teearr7018 Рік тому +23

    I'm surprised they didn't point out that after randomly possessing the girls, the demon's whole plan was just "we'll kill one of them!" before unpossessing the other and going away. There wasn't even a real finish to the exorcism!

  • @EarlGreigh
    @EarlGreigh Рік тому +206

    Mike is my favorite expert on Catholic demons.

    • @RegularCupOfJoe
      @RegularCupOfJoe Рік тому +15

      @@xp7575 M'ke is his written name.

    • @ixobile09
      @ixobile09 Рік тому

      @@xp7575.

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 Рік тому +12

      Demons are my favorite catholic experts on Mike.

    • @AtomicVertigo_Comics
      @AtomicVertigo_Comics Рік тому +2

      experts are my favorite catholic mikes on demons.

    • @KellogsR-ny7ug
      @KellogsR-ny7ug Рік тому

      Mine is the pizza roll I got from Milwaukee UPS
      It tasted great but I swear it told me to dig up an entire cemetery for organ harvesting

  • @XerafCZ
    @XerafCZ Рік тому +66

    They should have made it scientology exorcist and a space demon. Then they could cast Tom Cruise as a level 8 exorcist

    • @jackothelantern
      @jackothelantern Рік тому

      A scientology exorcism would be such a good concept for a comedy, by showing how fucking insane the actual religion part of that cult is.

  • @vinnyethanol
    @vinnyethanol Рік тому +37

    I'm really enjoying Jay's partial attempt at Snake Plissken cosplay

  • @DmanDominate
    @DmanDominate Рік тому +48

    Jay finally feeling what starwars fans went through

    • @krissuyx
      @krissuyx 11 місяців тому +3

      And even then he still thinks that what they did with Luke worked.

    • @krissuyx
      @krissuyx 6 місяців тому

      @@notveryniceatall My weeping will not be mocked!

  • @Amouroso
    @Amouroso Рік тому +44

    YES. I appreciate your decision to not cover EVERY film. but sometimes a special one comes out that needs RLM attention. This is one of those movies.

  • @MikeDingDong10
    @MikeDingDong10 Рік тому +48

    The Avengers style team up of various religious leaders in the final third was astounding bit of film making.

  • @toyotatacoma1616
    @toyotatacoma1616 Рік тому +65

    This movie feels like it was reverse engineered in a laboratory environment to piss every single kind of person off.

  • @hiddenstaircase1634
    @hiddenstaircase1634 Рік тому +77

    The Korean movie The Wailing was an exorcism/possession movie that incorporated more than one religious system in an interesting way. Crucially: It made sense for the characters and the context. Not tacked on for any crowd-testing reasons. Phenomenal movie.

  • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
    @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Рік тому +373

    The ending where they basically go "Okay, the black girl lives because she picked the right religion, voodoo, but the white girl died because she picked the wrong religion," was certainly a choice.
    Also, why does it feel like a Friendship Is Magic episode? It's The Exorcist.

    • @stunner9005
      @stunner9005 Рік тому +36

      Voodoo is actually worse too, if you know the lore.

    • @j.d.buchanan4897
      @j.d.buchanan4897 Рік тому +56

      But neither girl "picked" any religion. The black girl, like her dad, was an unbeliever (but decided to flirt with spiritualism to try and contact her mother); while the white girl had no choice, she was raised in a Christian family, but it seems she herself probably wasn't a Christian, or else the demon would not have been able to drag her soul to Hell. And before anyone goes "No, it's because she wasn't baptised, stupid, they said it in the movie," being baptised has nothing to do with whether or not you're a Christian. (And before anyone goes "You're taking this all too seriously," then I just expect that if you're basing a movie on Christian principles, that you actually do the research to make sure you get the facts right and make it realistic.) The girl died because her dad picked her, thinking he was saving her.

    • @szymonlechdzieciol
      @szymonlechdzieciol Рік тому +43

      @@j.d.buchanan4897 I mean being baptized in most denominations is absolutely crucial to being Christian - because being Christian is not only professing creed, but also being inoculated into Mystical Body of Church - which you do by Baptism.
      And Baptism in all traditional rites include exorcismal prayers as well.
      Now of course Baptists themselves ironically does not believe in specific power of Baptism, its more like maturity rite to confirm pre-existing salvific Faith .
      In Apostolic denominations - sacraments are crucial to really achieve virtue of Faith.

    • @brianalice
      @brianalice Рік тому +4

      To me, it’s more impactful if the “correct” religion is not mine or yours. Having “proof” that everything you believed was false is far less comforting than “Christianity is correct, but slightly more strict than I prefer.”

    • @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917
      @ashblossomandjoyoussprung.9917 Рік тому +36

      @@brianalice The fact that there's a correct religion at all just neuters the entire movie because it means that if you do that voodoo ritual you're just completely immune to demons forever and get to go to a good place when you die.
      The girl wasn't even devout in that religion, it was just that one ritual, really. So, couldn't anyone do the equivalent of a quick Baptism and not only be immune to demons forever, but also guaranteed to not go to Hell when they die?
      Like, I think the only way you could find that frightening or unsettling is if you were really invested in your own religion being real. But, the flipside is that if you were lucky enough to pick the correct religion that's the ultimate form of validation.

  • @caesarsalad77
    @caesarsalad77 Рік тому +38

    The thought of an Episcopalian exorcism is hilarious on a baffling level to me.

  • @Marin22427
    @Marin22427 Рік тому +67

    Hear me out guys... this is the beginning of the ECU (Exorcist Cinematic Universe) with each religion having it's own member. It's secretly genius.

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +3

      That’s how they compete with The Conjuring universe, they could have a trilogy origin story for every possession demon for each religion like Annabelle or The Nun.

    • @have_a_good_day420
      @have_a_good_day420 Рік тому +3

      The different religions assemble like the Avengers against a purple super space demon.

    • @mf_luder
      @mf_luder Рік тому

      a south park joke taken a bit far lol

    • @jeremyross9698
      @jeremyross9698 Рік тому +1

      I'm just remembering Jay's "we're just like Marvel" line from their Mummy review.

  • @xDARTHxWENISx
    @xDARTHxWENISx Рік тому +170

    What's more insulting? Not dedicating Exorcist: Believer to William Friedkin in the credits? Or DEDICATING Exorcist: Believer to William Friedkin in the credits?

  • @msh5270
    @msh5270 Рік тому +46

    My grandfather was one of the producers of Abby! I always held out hope it’d find its way into BOTW.

  • @88more33
    @88more33 Рік тому +315

    Jay is finally learning having something you loved so much be defiled and warped so blatantly and shamelessly doesn't feel very good.

    • @Levi_Skardsen
      @Levi_Skardsen Рік тому +28

      Star Trek, my beloved. 😢

    • @Zer0Hour17
      @Zer0Hour17 Рік тому +39

      And yet he’s still praising what they did to Luke.

    • @owenmahan2854
      @owenmahan2854 Рік тому +28

      @@Zer0Hour17What they did with Luke was interesting though…

    • @obscure.reference
      @obscure.reference Рік тому +20

      @@Zer0Hour17i mean luke being a normal jedi master in the sequels would make the whole return of the empire make zero sense. he would simply defeat them. and they need to make him a hermit so that he’s like obi wan. the only actual flaw with it is the kylo ren scene, like the guy who redeemed vader nonviolently is going to try to kill a child who hasn’t even tried being evil? that’s wrong forsure. but the idea of luke losing faith in general isn’t too flawed.

    • @Robb1977
      @Robb1977 Рік тому +13

      @@owenmahan2854 i totally think luke going from excited and naive kid, to tempered but untried jedi in the OT was good, and then taking him post-trial and jumping a few generations? itd make sense he became jaded when things didnt actually get much better.
      i think the whole "this artificial division thing is whats ruining us as a society" is a fine message for a movie like star wars to have. its the safe take that "evil empires are bad" is, and its the take of the OT. having luke suggest "dont let the rules be your undoing" would/is interesting. But that doesnt mean the movies are good.

  • @CoreyGIvey
    @CoreyGIvey Рік тому +78

    Regarding the 180 and 360 neck turns in the original Exorcist, Merrin states in the 3rd act that the demon is "a liar and deceiver". The neck turns were illusions by the demon to terrify those that witnessed them.

    • @MrCaseySasaki
      @MrCaseySasaki Рік тому +2

      That's neat! It also adds to my appreciation of the first film, that you can add 2 and 2 to get 4 like that. Unfortunately, most films operate like a game of 'telephone'.
      What people remember most is what gets brought back for sequels/remakes, instead of anything interesting or subtle that you actually had to stop and think about.
      People remember the neck twist scene but not that line you're talking about.

    • @johnnhoj6749
      @johnnhoj6749 Рік тому +6

      Maybe, but an audience sees a literal head turn. Unless it is explicitly flagged as being an illusion then they take it as being an actual happening in the world of the story.
      That sounds simplistic, but it doesn't make it not true.

  • @lotus-prince
    @lotus-prince Рік тому +13

    "I'm seeing double: four Krustys" is one of my favorite Simpsons jokes. :-D