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US cold weather MREs with the egg omlette or scrambled egg I think. And honestly you guys should try the chilli mac MRE I might know a supply Sgt that could possibly get some of those for you.
Obligatory factcheck from an actual Russian: you guys brought *an emergency ration* not an actual Russian military MRE, which is far different and I implore you to try it! It's really fun!
Got any other tips? Or any idea how the "just add water" heating mechanism works? If you want to trade, tuna and barbecue sauce basically tastes like pulled pork but slightly bad, and tortillas with peanut butter are a fucking godsend. And on top of that, if you take out all of the "chocolate" M&Ms in trail mix, put them in a bag, and put it out in the hot summer sun after crushing the M&Ms, you got yourself a really scuffed chocolate bar. Assuming you had trail mix with M&Ms, of course
Part of the way through the video, as I watched Jason struggle to open the packages, I wondered why they didn't give either of them a knife or scissors. Then I remembered who I was watching.
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder Mollymauk is a character featured in Critical Role's campaign 2. Which is a dnd game played by a bunch of nerdy ass voice actors who love dungeons and dragons
That was not at all a surprise - he's eaten things that are downright dangerous (from my point of view anyway) and then kept eating so yeah. Although seriously. How does Brian continually eat things that should not (or never) be eaten?
Well the DPRK haves a single bowl of rice, Three slices of pickled radish and "whatever you can steal" according to defectors from the north Korean military
A NK soldier that escaped from NK into SK who was shit shikst escaping and was brought to a mediical facility had parasites in his body from the food he had in NK.
@@ProtoV33MK1, a bit of sideways looks from the officers, but she was always an odd duck and the better for it. It was a more relaxed training exercise with no formal uniform inspections. But if we were doing proper training, would have brought heck opon us.
You guys tried one of the worst UK rations 😂 and you missed out on all the snacks that come in a 24hr pack (biscuits, cheese, spread, peanut butter etc) what you want is the All Day Breakfast rat pack
I assume that what they got was whatever was easy to obtain around where they are, which I suspect is pretty limited these days. Maybe they can get better in the post-COVID fantasy AFTER TIMES that may come in days of future utopia.
We will be many saying it, but French MRE's deserve a whole episode ! They are awesome, and when trading on the field 1 French MRE was worth 3 American one
Those Russian bricks are good stuff. No, not good as in delicious or pleasant to eat. They're absolutely HORRIBLE to eat and you'll hate them. But for actual emergencies and survival situations they're perfectly engineered. They and similar products from other countries are the densest and lightest self-stable form of calories and nutrients you can have. If you could only bring a limited amount of weight or volume with you somewhere for emergency supplies, those are the best for both. It's really unhealthy to eat them for weeks or months, but they'll keep you ALIVE longer than anything else their weight or size. You can survive without starving with about 220 grams per day if you have a source of water. You'll be hungry as hell but alive.
I'd like to see you guys do civil war food. Like, have a cooking episode where you have to make an edible meal out of saltpork and hardtack that could stop a bullet using only a frying pan and an open flame, and then have people judge who made the better meal.
I'm so disappointed you didn't get actual Russian MRE, they are great, they usually consists of 3 meals, some snacks and sweets and have like a mini stove with powdered alcohol as fuel, that would be fun to watch. UPD. Not powdered alcohol, fuel tablets, my English sucks
@@tuesdaywithanh maybe my English is wrong. Yep I just checked and you guys simply call it fuel tablets. For some wierd unknown reason we call them dry alcohol tablets in former Soviet block countries. Just checked Wikipedia and they don't even have any alcohol in them. My whole life was a lie.
To be fair, it's not really an MRE, not a modern one at least. Lots of cans, requires that mini stove which often burns the bottom of your canned food, not that convenient to use overall. Mains are a treat though, really delicious buckwheat porrige and lots of meat in anything usually.
Agreed with the other person , they tried an emergency ration which is meant to keep you alive , not keep you in fighting condition , just enough so you can stop the process of dying from starvation - as written on the packet , pretty sure the USA has them as well and many other countries do ,too. Russian MREs are pretty good to be completely fair , their canned meat recipes are real meat and of quality IMHO. This video is a mixed bag of feelings for me , too much playing around with the food and too little eating. I get it that it's UA-cam but it would have been just as entertaining if not more to do a fair test and some quirky talking could have been included regardless..
@@RICDirector I subscribed to the Modern Rouge way back many years and they were different. Obviously their screwing around was part of the video , but it was always something done right regardless.. Am not here to make them change their new format , they obviously built a big community around it. But I mean , their most viewed videos are the ones that do have something done in the proper way with them screwing around.
@@mabeSc this. I love them messing around cause that’s modern rogue. But it bugs me a but when they do things the wrong way and make a bad impression out of it lol
@@mr.pontifex7595 oooo the stroganoff was pretty good. And here's an unpopular opinion the scalloped potatoes didn't taste like ass, but instead heaven
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@@ViviSectia Most of today marketing and "genius ideas" regarding products is just re-branding. Just go on a Chinese website , have a look at some of their products and throw enough money at them to make people buy them... Many people are trying to re-invent the wheel and it's just hilarious to be fair. I have yet to see some innovation hit the markets , complete stagnation since 2014 in every single field. The M1 Macs seem to be the most innovation we are going to get for now from what it seems... Even vapes don't seem to have changed much for the average consumer , can't get a decent one that won't have problems with the coil flooding , coil being burnt out and so on. I can't be the only one noticing this stagnation , or maybe am just poor and can't experience the $10M feel , who knows. Or maybe the $10M feel is just changing product every single year or month... hmm.
Well these bars are made as a last line of defence to prevent a frozen tovarish... What they ate clearly wasn't the real MRE, which is a shame because they *must* try a real Russian MRE, it would be fun to watch them figuring out to eat this pashtet with crackers!
And the takeaway is that Jason would travel internationally with a bag full of convenience store food while Brian would order everything and mix it all in a bowl.
Careful eating MREs often without working out HEAVILY. The meals are meant to give you enough energy for warzones. Not to sit around all day after. It's not just fattening, it's life threatening. "Only in cases of famine."
That was a russian emergency ration not an MRE. Basiclly thats a your plane was shot down and have shit else to eat heres some calories so you can keep moving
Love watching when UA-camrs eat the MREs. Been eating them for 20 years and it hilarious every time I watch these. There's a reason you carry a knife, just to open the darn packages. Jalapeno cheese is a like prison currency in the field.
So Binging with Babish and SteveMRE...when? Has someone told them the other, non-US MREs weren't the complete thing when the United States one was? Also, the US Pepperoni pizza is widely regarded as the best of the bunch. The british cold weather rations are also pretty good but they are a whole days meal, not just one single meal.
That Russian ration bar at the end is a marine emergency ration. You can also get them in English, made in the USA. Search for "Datrex white ration DX2400F." The translation is more than a little mangled, but the gist is that it's an ultra-compact, ultra-stable brick of calories. They provide essentially no nutritional value, only calories. Hence the warning (?) of "accept food at strong feeling of famine." The intent is that you're supposed to save those for when you've run out of everything else, because without useful vitamins and minerals like C, B12, iron, you'll start feeling pretty terrible pretty quick. But you need calories to move, so better to suffer through half a dozen vitamin deficiencies than starve to death. Also, fairly obvious plug, but Steve1989MREInfo does taste tests and reviews of all sorts of rations, including a bunch of international ones. The French, Italian, and Czech ones were very well received, the Chinese rations were pretty damn terrible.
Next on Binging with Babish...creating the Modern Rogues MRE. Must contain instant pruno powder, beef jerky, a chocolate substitute, miracle berry tablets, and prison burrito.
you guys should try the french rations there the best so good they where a bit of currency in yugoslavia you could use a french ration to buy 3 american ration or 5 spanish ones also if you get french rations from the 50s they should have either half a liter of wine or liter of beer or a quarter of liter of eau de vie (booze) and a pack of cigarette (gauloise caporal)
Should try Norwegian mre, they are so good the company that makes them makes a regular version for civilians that a lot of Norwegians take with them on hiking trips😁
I’ve had MRE from a lot of countries and time periods and I can tell you hands down right now, the Australian franks in spaghetti sauce are the best MRE ever made.
I grew up next to an Army logistics base is Australia, and I can tell you now, we have hands down, some of the best MREs, or CR1M as we call them I'm pretty sure, known to man
Seeing y’all enjoy Combos makes me feel as if I was too harsh on them. My friends and I have always joked that they were dog treats haha. I’ll have to try them again.
So let me get this straight: Brian has no problems with eating FIFTY YEAR OLD MREs but packaged fruit is too disgusting for him. Did... did I get that right?
The thing about sesame oil is that a little goes a long way. You normally shouldn't add too much of it when cooking or it will overwhelm the other flavours.
Japanese emergency rations for natural disasters are pretty good, had a friend send me some a couple years ago, they are super hard to get ahold of though.
As a former US Marine... someone needs to tell Brian and Jason about the fun things that can be done with MRE heaters... but it can be dangerous so i recommend the designated adults research and test first. *leans in and whispers to adults* pressure bombs
5:21 Brian: mocks Jason about not liking the ingredients but liking the combination. Also Brian: tries anything fruity in the cocktail episodes *surprised pikachu face*
You heathens. 1) the gas in the MRE heater is flammable, use the matches to have fun. B) you need to heat up the mre cheese with the heater as well, so you don't get yellow spackle. 4) murphy is eating combos while making a DIY Combo of the cheese paste and crackers. Good video guys. But seriously try the above mentioned stuff.
The flameless heater was developed at the University of Cincinnati, sadly after I left the service. We used to place the pouches on either the manifold or the block of vehicles. Otherwise you were stuck with the horribly inefficient fuel tabs.
Pro tip from a Canadian veteran with the IMP fruit: Rip up half your bread, mix it in with the coffee creamer and sugar packet in the bag with the fruit. Peaches are the best for it, but you get kind of a pie in a bag.
Canadian here, grew up in Cadets (similar to JROTC), so we had MRE's there. When I heard "Sliced Pears Dessert" my mouth started watering like crazy! Oh how I loved those. hahaha!
Fun fact: the instructions the military gave the Hershey company for the first military chocolate bar was that it had to weigh 4 ounces, be high in energy value, be heat resistant, and taste, and I quote, "a little better than a boiled potato".
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When you guys said you were turning this into a mukbang channel, for some reason I didn't believe you.
Yeah, that gas is h2. You can find out by putting a flame near it, and it will combust. Done it before
Please keep doing these weird/old/mre food videos. I love them
US cold weather MREs with the egg omlette or scrambled egg I think. And honestly you guys should try the chilli mac MRE I might know a supply Sgt that could possibly get some of those for you.
Can you do a d&d how to play
Obligatory factcheck from an actual Russian: you guys brought *an emergency ration* not an actual Russian military MRE, which is far different and I implore you to try it! It's really fun!
Do you have any info on the contents of the emergency ration? I'm rather curious
@@EnbyNomad 19:47 “Main components: wheat flour, sugar, fat”
The Russian MRES have Patte (goose liver)
And cold meats and maybe some stuff to warm up (I know many Slavic food that’s served cold)
I was worried you guys were being starved! Glad to know you weren’t lmao
@@erazn9077 800 Kilo-Calories... that's like 750 frozen pizzas
I feel like one day Brian found out he can have tax deductible lunch this way and we'll see a lot more food stuff now
@@trey98642 Uh not at all the point...
True - as he could claim his lunch as a business expense (as it is).
Lol right? Itll eventually devolve into them just going to Arbys for lunch and posting that
@@dannyboy4648 I'd say that would get a bit boring - and there are so many funny and dangerous combinations of food to eat.
@@FirstNameLastName-tg3rc I can’t wait for them to prepare and eat Fugu
Heat up the chocolate first strike bar with the MRE heater and put the peanut butter on it. 184/10 would join the Army again just to eat that
Got any other tips? Or any idea how the "just add water" heating mechanism works?
If you want to trade, tuna and barbecue sauce basically tastes like pulled pork but slightly bad, and tortillas with peanut butter are a fucking godsend. And on top of that, if you take out all of the "chocolate" M&Ms in trail mix, put them in a bag, and put it out in the hot summer sun after crushing the M&Ms, you got yourself a really scuffed chocolate bar. Assuming you had trail mix with M&Ms, of course
In the military I swear we live off peanut butter
the just add water one probably just uses the water as a mechanism to mix chemicals together in a similar idea to a pocket warmer
@@ognotapussyslayer5917 It's magnesium powder, a little iron, and a little salt. add water and reactions take place that generate heat
@@Riou2294 thanks a billion dude!
Part of the way through the video, as I watched Jason struggle to open the packages, I wondered why they didn't give either of them a knife or scissors. Then I remembered who I was watching.
I love the optimism of giving the injury counter 3 digits.
weirdest place I've come across a Molly account
Same. But I'm glad I did :-)
@@WLxMusic Can you let me in on the context?
@@The_Bird_Bird_Harder Mollymauk is a character featured in Critical Role's campaign 2. Which is a dnd game played by a bunch of nerdy ass voice actors who love dungeons and dragons
@@WLxMusic Appreciate it. Friend keeps saying I should watch it. Haven't got around yet though.
Brian: "This isn't good at all"
Also Brian: *Keeps eating it*
No different than Steve1989. "This is rancid" then takes another bite
That was not at all a surprise - he's eaten things that are downright dangerous (from my point of view anyway) and then kept eating so yeah. Although seriously. How does Brian continually eat things that should not (or never) be eaten?
50 year old expired ration.... mmmmm
Fruit? Get that shit away from me!
"which korea?" I think we all know that only one Korea gives rations to its people
Lmaoo 💀
Well the DPRK haves a single bowl of rice, Three slices of pickled radish and "whatever you can steal" according to defectors from the north Korean military
A NK soldier that escaped from NK into SK who was shit shikst escaping and was brought to a mediical facility had parasites in his body from the food he had in NK.
@@EQI264 Jesus that's crazy. (sorry to any religious people's.)
@@SylvieTheBagel only religious people who deserve to be insulted will be offended by that, dont worry
I knew this was gonna become a "Brian eats weird shit while jason watches in a mixture of awe and horror" channel
More like Brian takes the same picture of his food 20 times, without realizing it
The first strike bar's label is a sticker. Someone I know, covered there uniform in them
Boosts morale and strikes fear in the heart of the enemy!!
@@ProtoV33MK1, a bit of sideways looks from the officers, but she was always an odd duck and the better for it. It was a more relaxed training exercise with no formal uniform inspections. But if we were doing proper training, would have brought heck opon us.
@@joshuah2722 She is a legend.
Had some good fun with those first strike stickers. Covered my water bottle with them when we were on an FTX, still have it somewhere.
You guys tried one of the worst UK rations 😂 and you missed out on all the snacks that come in a 24hr pack (biscuits, cheese, spread, peanut butter etc) what you want is the All Day Breakfast rat pack
Just said the same thing 😂
@@Janderson-fp7lm I'm guessing you mean foul? Because fowl is definitely not vegetarian
I assume that what they got was whatever was easy to obtain around where they are, which I suspect is pretty limited these days. Maybe they can get better in the post-COVID fantasy AFTER TIMES that may come in days of future utopia.
I sensed some strong American bias in this video
@@tobyhughes7938 Almost as if they're Americans living in America who are most easily able to get decent rations from American military sources!
American MRE suggestion: Menu 14, creamy spinach fettuccine. The army's solution to the vegetarian problem; make them choose to starve.
Soldier: - Im vega...
Commander: - Here.
Soldier: - fine. where's the meat?
As a soldier who used to be vegetarian I can unfortunately confirm this is a factual statement
USMC: *laughing in crayola box*
"Binging With Babish is gonna be jelly" the crossover I didn't know I needed!
yes, there we go: Babish does MREs.
We will be many saying it, but French MRE's deserve a whole episode ! They are awesome, and when trading on the field 1 French MRE was worth 3 American one
yea you're wright they should make an episode about the french rations
next war we'll each play to our strenghts we do the feeding you do the killing
@@cyriltouboul9981 The French use to do both really well, they still do but they use to too.
Unfortunately there's no more cordial in the French rations IIRC
Have you ever had a Dutch one?
Those Russian bricks are good stuff. No, not good as in delicious or pleasant to eat. They're absolutely HORRIBLE to eat and you'll hate them. But for actual emergencies and survival situations they're perfectly engineered. They and similar products from other countries are the densest and lightest self-stable form of calories and nutrients you can have. If you could only bring a limited amount of weight or volume with you somewhere for emergency supplies, those are the best for both. It's really unhealthy to eat them for weeks or months, but they'll keep you ALIVE longer than anything else their weight or size.
You can survive without starving with about 220 grams per day if you have a source of water. You'll be hungry as hell but alive.
Information right here!
If you're not sitting on the ground, you're not eating an MRE correctly.
damn right man
@Havocfive Personal experience?
@Havocfive can confirm this is da wae
@Havocfive oh that would make it taste even better
Ass in the mud.
The french MRE's are thought to be in the top 10 best MRE EVER
well they are there the one's that offer the most and best also the old version add smokes and alcohol
Yeah. They're french.
It's probably the booze.
No joke in WWII some mres had hand size baguettes that they would use as a form of money between solders because they were the best thing in the mres
@@bdcs9752 how many smokes for a baguette?
I'd like to see you guys do civil war food. Like, have a cooking episode where you have to make an edible meal out of saltpork and hardtack that could stop a bullet using only a frying pan and an open flame, and then have people judge who made the better meal.
Like that one flamboyant dude on tiktok?
I would love to see them attempt hellfire stew
"What happened to your finger, man?"
"Russian ration"
I'm so disappointed you didn't get actual Russian MRE, they are great, they usually consists of 3 meals, some snacks and sweets and have like a mini stove with powdered alcohol as fuel, that would be fun to watch.
UPD. Not powdered alcohol, fuel tablets, my English sucks
Wait a hot second, powdered alcohol? How is that possible? It sounds so cool!
@@tuesdaywithanh maybe my English is wrong.
Yep I just checked and you guys simply call it fuel tablets. For some wierd unknown reason we call them dry alcohol tablets in former Soviet block countries. Just checked Wikipedia and they don't even have any alcohol in them. My whole life was a lie.
@@MrEmeraldBoy oh ok that's still really cool :)
Your English is awesome, to be honest!
To be fair, it's not really an MRE, not a modern one at least. Lots of cans, requires that mini stove which often burns the bottom of your canned food, not that convenient to use overall.
Mains are a treat though, really delicious buckwheat porrige and lots of meat in anything usually.
Grew up making MRE bombs... we used “or something” a lot.
That was my first instinct when Jason said flammable, "how to make this go boom"
@@blu_smoke7638 plastic water bottle and the MRE heater. It go boom
@@danielhall6578 Add some lit storm matches taped to the outside and you now have a secondary boom
I started panicking inside when he messed with the instructions because of the improvised bombs
Their injury counter reset often enough, just have them activate the ration heater with hot sauce and it'll be funny enough
Why did they only try THE WORST UK MRE? and only 1 part of it? Someone get them a UK Sikh army pack or pretty much any of the 24hr Cold Weather ones
The Sikh option will be fucking mint I'll wager
Well, did not even try a Russian MRE, but a emergency survival ration.
Agreed with the other person , they tried an emergency ration which is meant to keep you alive , not keep you in fighting condition , just enough so you can stop the process of dying from starvation - as written on the packet , pretty sure the USA has them as well and many other countries do ,too. Russian MREs are pretty good to be completely fair , their canned meat recipes are real meat and of quality IMHO.
This video is a mixed bag of feelings for me , too much playing around with the food and too little eating. I get it that it's UA-cam but it would have been just as entertaining if not more to do a fair test and some quirky talking could have been included regardless..
@@RICDirector I subscribed to the Modern Rouge way back many years and they were different.
Obviously their screwing around was part of the video , but it was always something done right regardless.. Am not here to make them change their new format , they obviously built a big community around it.
But I mean , their most viewed videos are the ones that do have something done in the proper way with them screwing around.
@@mabeSc this. I love them messing around cause that’s modern rogue. But it bugs me a but when they do things the wrong way and make a bad impression out of it lol
This episode can be reduced to brian builds a 3 Michelin star meal while Jason struggles to open things
Really? You do Canadian Army IMP's and you don't try the poutine version?!
I'm severely disappointed. Have you ever tried the strawberry milkshake? Damn I miss it
Of course the Canadians have MRE poutine...
The Beef Stroganoff was always the best though...
@@mr.pontifex7595 oooo the stroganoff was pretty good. And here's an unpopular opinion the scalloped potatoes didn't taste like ass, but instead heaven
@@thenoblemute7669 I only had the Scalloped potatoes once! Ass is being polite, I think most CO's avoided issuing them for moral reasons!
"Let's get this out onto the tray"
"Nice"
My man Steve
I would love a collab if they are going to keep doing MREs, bring Steve in and give them some pointers or something
"I can suck the marrow from his spine and absorb his essence, and I would be the king of horror!" 😂😂😂
I am overly excited for this and should not be as I’m busing working but want to watch this
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I've seen like one honest video about Ray's Con, and it was scathing. (DankPods)
They're marked up aliexpress earbuds. They're commonly found under the name Blitzwolf but I'm pretty sure that's just a rebrand too.
@@ViviSectia Most of today marketing and "genius ideas" regarding products is just re-branding. Just go on a Chinese website , have a look at some of their products and throw enough money at them to make people buy them... Many people are trying to re-invent the wheel and it's just hilarious to be fair. I have yet to see some innovation hit the markets , complete stagnation since 2014 in every single field. The M1 Macs seem to be the most innovation we are going to get for now from what it seems...
Even vapes don't seem to have changed much for the average consumer , can't get a decent one that won't have problems with the coil flooding , coil being burnt out and so on.
I can't be the only one noticing this stagnation , or maybe am just poor and can't experience the $10M feel , who knows. Or maybe the $10M feel is just changing product every single year or month... hmm.
@@mabeSc speaking of vapes I use (Blu) they seem pretty good no problems so far
You got me on the first half not gonna lie, is it true that they have way too much bass?
I was gonna say they should bring Steve1989 in, but then I realized that would be way too professional.
Jason: Why is this so bland
Meanwhile: Brian dumping all the ingredients on his pile
Ok when are we gonna get Steve1989 on here
French RCIR's are hands down some of the best rations I've ever had.
The moment Brian turns around at 2:17 was comedy gold, but the zoom in to "DO NOT OVERFILL" takes the cake. Outstanding editing!
Korean: Cutsey cartoon character
Russian: in case of starvation, side dish for your frozen tavarish's leg
Canadian: Sike!
Well these bars are made as a last line of defence to prevent a frozen tovarish... What they ate clearly wasn't the real MRE, which is a shame because they *must* try a real Russian MRE, it would be fun to watch them figuring out to eat this pashtet with crackers!
“Would you consume the bones?” Both: “YES”
Mark "iplier" Fischbach tasted one of the Korean MREs, he left a glowing review
wasn't he able to read the instructions?
He's also Korean so thats more in his ball park.
Hey, uh sorry to tell you this but Markiplier isn't real (I joke of course)
If you scroll long enough in any comment section eventually marks name comes up
"Screech" is a drink the British army have, it's a powdered energy drink that people have been known to snort, or eat raw. It's like pure sugar
And the takeaway is that Jason would travel internationally with a bag full of convenience store food while Brian would order everything and mix it all in a bowl.
With the amount of times they do these food videos, they should try the one chip challenge
Brian: We ate MREs from all around the world!
Everyone watching 10 minutes of Brian and Jason eating American junkfood: About what we expected.
On this day, at this time, some people were rioting inside the US Capitol building, some people were here, watching this.
I don’t have time to riot, I have this to watch
We made the right choice.
I mean the entire population doesn't live near the capitol
@@dylanzrim3635 As far as I know, it did. I believe the shot came from capitol police
@@joeyk3134 haha I live in Canada 😂
Careful eating MREs often without working out HEAVILY. The meals are meant to give you enough energy for warzones. Not to sit around all day after. It's not just fattening, it's life threatening. "Only in cases of famine."
I didn't realize I needed a Binging with Babish/Modern Rogue crossover until now
I was just about to say the same thing!
That was a russian emergency ration not an MRE. Basiclly thats a your plane was shot down and have shit else to eat heres some calories so you can keep moving
>around the world
>Visit their own country, two of their nearest countries, the country their country came from, and korea.
princess toadstool is peach, did you mean toadette?
Love watching when UA-camrs eat the MREs. Been eating them for 20 years and it hilarious every time I watch these. There's a reason you carry a knife, just to open the darn packages. Jalapeno cheese is a like prison currency in the field.
Nobody:
Russians: Komrade you starvin? Kome eat brick and vodka with us under fire where it is warmth.
😐
In Russia, military rations eat you.
As someone who has survived 14 days on nothing but those emergency rations... They are GOOOOOOD
So Binging with Babish and SteveMRE...when?
Has someone told them the other, non-US MREs weren't the complete thing when the United States one was?
Also, the US Pepperoni pizza is widely regarded as the best of the bunch. The british cold weather rations are also pretty good but they are a whole days meal, not just one single meal.
Man, you guys are really keeping it cutting edge with all these Chubby Checker references 😂😂
That Russian ration bar at the end is a marine emergency ration. You can also get them in English, made in the USA. Search for "Datrex white ration DX2400F." The translation is more than a little mangled, but the gist is that it's an ultra-compact, ultra-stable brick of calories. They provide essentially no nutritional value, only calories. Hence the warning (?) of "accept food at strong feeling of famine." The intent is that you're supposed to save those for when you've run out of everything else, because without useful vitamins and minerals like C, B12, iron, you'll start feeling pretty terrible pretty quick. But you need calories to move, so better to suffer through half a dozen vitamin deficiencies than starve to death.
Also, fairly obvious plug, but Steve1989MREInfo does taste tests and reviews of all sorts of rations, including a bunch of international ones. The French, Italian, and Czech ones were very well received, the Chinese rations were pretty damn terrible.
Next on Binging with Babish...creating the Modern Rogues MRE. Must contain instant pruno powder, beef jerky, a chocolate substitute, miracle berry tablets, and prison burrito.
Throwback to the burger episode where Brian was the skeptical one
you guys should try the french rations there the best so good they where a bit of currency in yugoslavia you could use a french ration to buy 3 american ration or 5 spanish ones also if you get french rations from the 50s they should have either half a liter of wine or liter of beer or a quarter of liter of eau de vie (booze) and a pack of cigarette (gauloise caporal)
The pound cake from US MREs in late 1990s-early 2000s...So good. I wish I could buy it at Kroger or something.
Should try Norwegian mre, they are so good the company that makes them makes a regular version for civilians that a lot of Norwegians take with them on hiking trips😁
I’ve had MRE from a lot of countries and time periods and I can tell you hands down right now, the Australian franks in spaghetti sauce are the best MRE ever made.
I grew up next to an Army logistics base is Australia, and I can tell you now, we have hands down, some of the best MREs, or CR1M as we call them I'm pretty sure, known to man
Pro life tip:
Read all the instructions steps befores starting to follow the instructions step by step.
3:58 "Shook a bear?" - LMAOOOOOOOO, what an esoteric reference. awesome.
i hope it's the same thing i'm thinking of lmfao.
Seeing y’all enjoy Combos makes me feel as if I was too harsh on them. My friends and I have always joked that they were dog treats haha. I’ll have to try them again.
I was hoping for fire when they brought up Hydrogen. Just to see if there was enough gas for a flame.
So let me get this straight: Brian has no problems with eating FIFTY YEAR OLD MREs but packaged fruit is too disgusting for him.
Did... did I get that right?
Brian hates fruit
Brian is to fruit what Jason is to Chocolate
On the next Modern Rouge Jason gives Brian a haircut with homemade scissors
The thing about sesame oil is that a little goes a long way. You normally shouldn't add too much of it when cooking or it will overwhelm the other flavours.
Just for everyone else THE RAYCONS ARE NOT COMPARABLE they are okay if you aren’t an audiophile but there are better cheaper options
If you want a review DANKPODS had a episode titled “I bought RAYCONS”
Japanese emergency rations for natural disasters are pretty good, had a friend send me some a couple years ago, they are super hard to get ahold of though.
As a former US Marine... someone needs to tell Brian and Jason about the fun things that can be done with MRE heaters... but it can be dangerous so i recommend the designated adults research and test first.
*leans in and whispers to adults* pressure bombs
Can’t wait to see a “so we were sent over 1,000 mre types to try...” episode
in mother russia rations bar you.
paging Taras!
This two guys are playing with their foods
The way they turn their noses at the jalapeno spread makes me laugh. That was one of the most sought after items in MREs in the 2010s in my unit.
1:18 "which korea"
lol, the one with FOOD
Markeplier?
these MRE mukbangs are getting out of hand...
Always love getting MREs from my local Army Navy Store, they're so good!
This is the cinematic equivalent of a call for help, addressed directly to Steve1989
0:09-0:33. A nice little segment for Halloween is it not? Also i love that look on his face at 0:16, LoL
5:21
Brian: mocks Jason about not liking the ingredients but liking the combination.
Also Brian: tries anything fruity in the cocktail episodes *surprised pikachu face*
This video is Brian playing with his food, making a child's art piece on his plate while Murphy just tried to eat things
Jason's food preferences are not only entertaining but highly relatable. Marry me, Jason. I'm in Canada, and we have lots of canned food!
Love watching you eat food and MRE’s are soo good
You heathens. 1) the gas in the MRE heater is flammable, use the matches to have fun. B) you need to heat up the mre cheese with the heater as well, so you don't get yellow spackle. 4) murphy is eating combos while making a DIY Combo of the cheese paste and crackers.
Good video guys. But seriously try the above mentioned stuff.
These two are the most chaotic pair on UA-cam
Final episode of modern rogue Brian consumes Jason’s bones and gains the ability to rest the injury counter multiple times in the same episode
20:11 Sounds like Jason is calling out the target range in his Klingon Battlecruiser.
This is everything I wanted. Love seeing Jason enjoying himself!
11:00 We now know what Jason and Brian must make a video on in the future: Lighting an MRE heating bag to see what happens.
The flameless heater was developed at the University of Cincinnati, sadly after I left the service.
We used to place the pouches on either the manifold or the block of vehicles. Otherwise you were stuck with the horribly inefficient fuel tabs.
Pro tip from a Canadian veteran with the IMP fruit:
Rip up half your bread, mix it in with the coffee creamer and sugar packet in the bag with the fruit. Peaches are the best for it, but you get kind of a pie in a bag.
Canadian here, grew up in Cadets (similar to JROTC), so we had MRE's there. When I heard "Sliced Pears Dessert" my mouth started watering like crazy! Oh how I loved those. hahaha!
21:22 Brian straight up sounded like the joker there lol
3:36 I love Brian and his childish humor
I think I've learned from this episode that Jason is my spirit animal. All of his responses to the food seem identical to what my own would be.
Brian - which Correa.
Me in my head - the one that actually has food.
These episodes feel very wholesome in a way.. I enjoy them lots. Keep em up.
Fun fact: the instructions the military gave the Hershey company for the first military chocolate bar was that it had to weigh 4 ounces, be high in energy value, be heat resistant, and taste, and I quote, "a little better than a boiled potato".
The Korean military giving their soldiers lunches with cartoons on it is too funny.
7:00 when your homie tells you to smell his bunk weed. 😂
Watching these guys fumble around an MRE is the best part of my day. Love it.
20:56 Either Brian's secret language or he was in reverse for a few seconds