Roast Me | Season 4 Episode 5 | All Def

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  • @nigeld.watkins7086
    @nigeld.watkins7086 5 років тому +692

    “I got these from out of state”
    “No you got them from being out of shape”
    😂😂😅😅

    • @davidhawthorne7880
      @davidhawthorne7880 5 років тому +3

      man i died

    • @simplyjay0748
      @simplyjay0748 4 роки тому +4

      One of the best comebacks ever on the show 😂😂

    • @704OMEN
      @704OMEN 9 місяців тому +1

      Bruh was so excited to say it he was stuttering 😂😂😂😂

  • @CJ-rc5ru
    @CJ-rc5ru 5 років тому +841

    Boo mastered the art of excuses for when his card gets declined

  • @BranBranXO
    @BranBranXO 5 років тому +377

    “ a mattress come home and sleep on david” ... I HOLLERED 🤣🤣🤣

  • @kishonlove2102
    @kishonlove2102 4 роки тому +3492

    Idgaf what nobody say I’ll take this over wild n’ out any day!!!

    • @PraiseCos
      @PraiseCos 3 роки тому +271

      Fair but respect what nick cannon did for some of those guys careers from that show but this is more funny lol

    • @BrandNameLess
      @BrandNameLess 3 роки тому +153

      Wild n Out was smart to steal it but they can't hold a candle to these comedy roasters

    • @travislong2176
      @travislong2176 3 роки тому +54

      Much respect to nick cannon for tanking his career so others can rise 😆

    • @relaxingwithchitt9632
      @relaxingwithchitt9632 3 роки тому +27

      man yall done lost yall dang mine now i bang with. these comedians but wildn out the comedians in movies or are somewhat successful other than nicks plat like katt williams kev heart dc young fly dray like come on dont compare be honest

    • @BrandNameLess
      @BrandNameLess 3 роки тому +15

      @@relaxingwithchitt9632 i said they couldn't hold a candle

  • @thegreat3943
    @thegreat3943 5 років тому +831

    “Billy’s nickname at church is Twerk Franklin”
    “Billy’s street name is Yummy”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wizeli
      @wizeli 5 років тому +8

      Deshawn K. They used that on Kev before, still funny tho 😂

    • @kdeem93
      @kdeem93 5 років тому +3

      @@wizeli yeah low key they he re using jokes alot but when you do so many shows it's hard not to

    • @gab34110
      @gab34110 5 років тому +4

      billy says turn the seat upside down AHAHAH

  • @shaky3529
    @shaky3529 5 років тому +933

    Everytime Boo is on a roll, he goes too hard and loses it!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ojkilledmacdre
    @ojkilledmacdre 5 років тому +1307

    When CP say “that was funny” oh he Fa sho plotting lmao

    • @coreybanks4943
      @coreybanks4943 5 років тому +42

      ojkilledmacdre lmaoo buy some time to kill em

    • @joshuasmith4979
      @joshuasmith4979 5 років тому +33

      CP big mad lol

    • @typodakhid2593
      @typodakhid2593 5 років тому +3

      ojkilledmacdre faaaacts

    • @blankmandastankman
      @blankmandastankman 5 років тому +33

      Kenry Griffin nah he don’t like that ish at all. Every time they get on him he be acting like the innocent one like he ain’t did nothing and ain’t been on fire for the last 10 mins lol

    • @sthot8520
      @sthot8520 5 років тому +2

      ojkilledmacdre he said David look like a off movie 🤣🤣

  • @whatdahhell3926
    @whatdahhell3926 5 років тому +672

    “You look like every stressed out version of Viola Davis” that’s was sooo MF accurately funny.

    • @mbrannon4382
      @mbrannon4382 3 роки тому +11

      she was cute af too gawtdamn

  • @devenisyourfather
    @devenisyourfather 5 років тому +295

    Boo delivery so good that the joke don’t even have to be funny to have me dead😭

    • @lovelee1772
      @lovelee1772 5 років тому +9

      Another reason why I think Kraig helping him with his material.

    • @Matt-uc1mx
      @Matt-uc1mx 5 років тому +1

      Love Lee I was thinking the same thing

    • @rajb8959
      @rajb8959 5 років тому

      on god

    • @DomCTBG
      @DomCTBG 5 років тому

      Yo I'm lost. He's not funny at all.

  • @jmeaster1
    @jmeaster1 5 років тому +496

    “Billy said turn the seat upside down”😂

  • @nowiknow8632
    @nowiknow8632 5 років тому +493

    "Sandwich sandwiches" was funny Af

  • @fishlungs
    @fishlungs 5 років тому +165

    Bro Doboy funny af lowkey "your stomach is on your desk, study that"

    • @GD-ib4tn
      @GD-ib4tn 3 роки тому +3

      Nah doboy was funnier in season 3 and he still is but a lot of his jokes in season 4 were mad corny

  • @bijayasunwar5982
    @bijayasunwar5982 5 років тому +266

    I feel like boo doesn’t even work there, he just shows up

    • @shontapl
      @shontapl 5 років тому +10

      Lol I wanna just show up

    • @jlotto203
      @jlotto203 5 років тому +16

      @payd doos this some shit somebody would say on pornhub lmao

    • @dwadeisthegoat2020
      @dwadeisthegoat2020 4 роки тому

      WEEZY SWXNGS 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @brandonbrown6918
    @brandonbrown6918 5 років тому +211

    Billy hit hard with "not the joke but the stroke" that shid was personal.

  • @yungreem88
    @yungreem88 5 років тому +501

    the Karreuche, Jhene AIko, Kimora Lee, Simmons jokes
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jasonstopsign
      @jasonstopsign 5 років тому +11

      Right I was dying every time he made an Asian reference

    • @whointhewhat
      @whointhewhat 5 років тому +1

      2:39

  • @cycledelic7066
    @cycledelic7066 Рік тому +47

    ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME AFTER QUITTING DRINKING IS I REWATCHED ALL OF THESE AND IT WAS ALMOST LIKE SEEING THEM FOR THE FIRST TIME. IM GLAD I ACTUALLY GET TO WATCH THESE. HERS TO ANOTHER MONTH SOBER!!!1

    • @jkidd697
      @jkidd697 Рік тому +2

      shoutout you bro.

    • @LiamCantLose
      @LiamCantLose 11 місяців тому +2

      Fuck yeah bro!

    • @mannyman80
      @mannyman80 5 місяців тому

      I hope it's a year now bro

  • @cr5cc
    @cr5cc 5 років тому +861

    It's crazy to see doeboy then and doeboy now... Just gotta give him props for getting sober and healthy

    • @jazzy8338
      @jazzy8338 5 років тому +2

      Q Mayfield I’m pretty sure drinking

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 5 років тому +19

      @@qmayfield3007 he used to be an alcoholic.

    • @saf1999
      @saf1999 5 років тому

      IYBC 💪🏾

    • @emmathestonedspider8676
      @emmathestonedspider8676 5 років тому +27

      @@JDirty-w-tha-30 one day at a time

    • @fffffffff1763
      @fffffffff1763 5 років тому +7

      Emma The Bongwater Socialist this was a very wholesome UA-cam comment thread thanks for the good vibes

  • @abtweakz903
    @abtweakz903 5 років тому +1092

    Boo went training with kraig in the offseason 🤣🤣 kraig hit him with “the joke don’t mean shit it’s the way you say it that makes it funny” 😭

    • @JP-wn4jn
      @JP-wn4jn 5 років тому +34

      5150 Facts

    • @quincypeterson358
      @quincypeterson358 4 роки тому +16

      FAAAAAAACTSSSSS i was just thinking that

    • @BusyBodyB
      @BusyBodyB 4 роки тому +25

      Brooo i literally just said Kraig must be writing jokes he was lethal lol

    • @ctee4627
      @ctee4627 4 роки тому +8

      I thought this was old? Do no longer looks like that
      he is about 80lbs down and has a low haircut.

    • @mvtxxxhixxrxflyphics5556
      @mvtxxxhixxrxflyphics5556 4 роки тому +4

      12:06

  • @EastCoastMafia_NY
    @EastCoastMafia_NY 5 років тому +2059

    “Doboy put chocolate milk in a first aid kit “
    - kraig Smith 😂

    • @newthrash1221
      @newthrash1221 5 років тому +18

      BeastFromTheEast
      Lol such a classic

    • @EastCoastMafia_NY
      @EastCoastMafia_NY 5 років тому +5

      newthrash1221 lols facts !

    • @ELEXANDERTHEGREAT
      @ELEXANDERTHEGREAT 4 роки тому +49

      Kraig, cp and brent my favorite roasters

    • @EastCoastMafia_NY
      @EastCoastMafia_NY 4 роки тому +1

      Xander Samuels lols they funny as hell

    • @BAnderson50gz
      @BAnderson50gz 4 роки тому +11

      Aint the same without him. His sarcastic jokes and his laugh would make me cry laughing

  • @christianperez3449
    @christianperez3449 5 років тому +442

    “When she get a headache she got a put a Tylenol in a shotgun” 😂😂

    • @SOLIDJR2000
      @SOLIDJR2000 5 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nxtcosmic6081
    @nxtcosmic6081 5 років тому +3109

    Lol Billy's sexuality has been violated so many times on this show 😂😂😂

    • @dakingataleedo
      @dakingataleedo 5 років тому +141

      He seem just a lil sweet thats why it works so well lmao

    • @andresparrow2971
      @andresparrow2971 5 років тому +60

      He like Muhammad Ali without the muscles talking "nobody as extra pretty as me".

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 4 роки тому +58

      It's Billie 😂

    • @davidsnow4268
      @davidsnow4268 4 роки тому +13

      Funny asf every time 🤣😭🤣😭

    • @yohanngouin6054
      @yohanngouin6054 4 роки тому +87

      They said his street name is ‘Yummy’ lmao 😂

  • @josholiver4815
    @josholiver4815 5 років тому +2598

    Boo said David tattoos are directions to restaurants😂😂😂 why nobody laughed at that ?

    • @nathanielbrownlee3076
      @nathanielbrownlee3076 5 років тому +69

      josh oliver I’m saying tho

    • @michaelbrewer2443
      @michaelbrewer2443 5 років тому +24

      Lol I didn't catch that

    • @dungeonmaster2953
      @dungeonmaster2953 5 років тому +138

      Boo Capone really went hard as hell in that hot seat this episode.

    • @DuttyDoes
      @DuttyDoes 5 років тому +3

      That was wilddd

    • @brickbybrick8392
      @brickbybrick8392 5 років тому +20

      If I'm not mistaken he said that in the first or 2nd episode. He recycles jokes

  • @Schneebles
    @Schneebles 5 років тому +2234

    Boo must have been studying because man used to be trash, but now he actually got jokes.
    Edit: Nevermind y'all, I commented too early.

    • @Him2clean2
      @Him2clean2 5 років тому +20

      Andreas O'celliar 😂😂

    • @Young_Ganja
      @Young_Ganja 5 років тому +60

      He steals so many jokes

    • @MoneyEyeGet
      @MoneyEyeGet 5 років тому +112

      He started strong lmao

    • @MoneyEyeGet
      @MoneyEyeGet 5 років тому +24

      Or the prime suspects in the food for less murder

    • @MoneyEyeGet
      @MoneyEyeGet 5 років тому +25

      Or doboy got a suite at the Taco Bell

  • @jdwavvvves
    @jdwavvvves 4 роки тому +1569

    Pat is actually a really good host he is really laid back and let’s the roasters get in a rhythm

    • @femi2wavy2
      @femi2wavy2 4 роки тому +68

      Man On The Moon it’s his show lol

    • @Noneofyourbyisness
      @Noneofyourbyisness 4 роки тому +146

      Yeah I like him more than Brandon sometimes

    • @prince_sach50
      @prince_sach50 4 роки тому +89

      He's better than Brandon

    • @jsan3676
      @jsan3676 4 роки тому +184

      Brandon be yelling out of no where with “hold that though” and cuts off the roasts which is annoying

    • @jdwavvvves
      @jdwavvvves 4 роки тому +102

      J. Sanchez he sends ppl to detention bc they “ruin the flow” but every time he opens his mouth he does the same lol

  • @SupremeGon
    @SupremeGon 5 років тому +189

    "You still big but you feel better" had me dying 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @brimcnair
      @brimcnair 5 років тому +3

      Cire Williams mannnn lmaoooo

  • @MrAnderson3
    @MrAnderson3 5 років тому +374

    "Doboys fists look like Croissants" - Brent Taylor😂😂😂😂

  • @jerrywill707
    @jerrywill707 5 років тому +1759

    Billy don’t got any Craiggg Smittt jokes to act out.
    The blew up 😂. Put me on an episode.

    • @liezinc
      @liezinc 5 років тому +40

      jeriel williams on God🤣😭

    • @bigrigraider3691
      @bigrigraider3691 5 років тому +63

      jeriel williams billy looked like he was coming down off coke

    • @jerrywill707
      @jerrywill707 5 років тому +10

      Adrian Lopez crazy take.

    • @StuntbikeOzy
      @StuntbikeOzy 5 років тому +57

      Billy needs to go, piggy-backing everyone's joke lol.

    • @LarrySwishamane
      @LarrySwishamane 5 років тому +3

      Adrian Lopez 96 Bulls. Coke Boys

  • @WelcomeToAntWorld
    @WelcomeToAntWorld 4 роки тому +274

    “I left a yelp review on your parents restaurant too. The nuggets had teeth!!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @aamazintribe
      @aamazintribe 4 роки тому +7

      Biggie Smalls aka Notorious BIG has been spotted in the comments of Roast Me. This has been a Special episode of Where's Waldo?

    • @FromEricaWithLove
      @FromEricaWithLove 4 роки тому +1

      I spit out my food when he said that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ShizzieShizz73
      @ShizzieShizz73 3 роки тому

      THAT. SHIT. WAS. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

    • @Meagain111
      @Meagain111 3 роки тому

      I fucking screamed!

  • @jamespinkney189
    @jamespinkney189 5 років тому +422

    "When she get a headache, she gotta put the Tylenol in a shotgun" underrated joke I'm over here dying

    • @jja3305
      @jja3305 5 років тому +8

      Nearly spit out my drink when I heard that

    • @doubtequalsammo
      @doubtequalsammo 5 років тому +2

      This joke = best joke

    • @michaelmccrary0626
      @michaelmccrary0626 5 років тому +6

      That flew over me. Thanks for catching that.😂💀✊🏾💯

    • @mugsy5893
      @mugsy5893 5 років тому +1

      I was weak after that joint holy shit

  • @DehBearz
    @DehBearz 5 років тому +135

    Billy spell his name Billie 😂😂 The look on his face shows that he’s fed up with them jokes.

  • @hansolodolo92
    @hansolodolo92 5 років тому +297

    "It look like you handcuffed your self to a vending machine"😂😂"I’m not going no where!" "It’s me and yoooooooooou"😂😂😂😂 Capone funny af when his jokes hit

    • @simplyjay0748
      @simplyjay0748 4 роки тому +4

      I literally died on the floor lmaooo 😂😂

  • @vegas_shortie
    @vegas_shortie 4 роки тому +95

    Haha I swear Fredrick Douglas always gets pulled into this. 😭🤣

  • @joj1612
    @joj1612 5 років тому +547

    How is Boo coming with all the heat this season? I welcome it.

    • @williamharris9264
      @williamharris9264 5 років тому +18

      Jakob Janoski he must’ve gotten writers lol

    • @Jstef09
      @Jstef09 5 років тому

      It was early heat for boo

    • @JBpaperstacks123
      @JBpaperstacks123 5 років тому +10

      He writes his jokes now lol. He been lookin at his phone in the newer episodes. Still good tho 😂

    • @thegreat3943
      @thegreat3943 5 років тому +7

      He has definitely made a major improvement from what he used to be 💯

    • @ace11235
      @ace11235 5 років тому +1

      With open arms, my friend.
      With open arms.

  • @blankmandastankman
    @blankmandastankman 5 років тому +197

    Billy left the set and went straight back to his room to write in his diary about the fun he had today despite the others being mean to him

  • @Man25Mega
    @Man25Mega 5 років тому +172

    "the pizza man texted david "you up"😂😂😂😂😂😂 IM WEAK

  • @bovice1766
    @bovice1766 4 роки тому +310

    "Give it up for Groop from Guardians of the Angels." Boo Kapone

  • @Ky_stax
    @Ky_stax 5 років тому +2376

    CP is lowkey the most consistent roaster

    • @Cucchee
      @Cucchee 4 роки тому +104

      King Ky Highkey

    • @kellywright1489
      @kellywright1489 4 роки тому +224

      I still say he only second to Kraig ! 😂 People sleep on him and Brent !

    • @RsKnDR0991
      @RsKnDR0991 4 роки тому +33

      Yeah too bad Brent wasn't on this one.

    • @wrldwidewebb9784
      @wrldwidewebb9784 4 роки тому +40

      I think Brent is. CP be flaming too tho

    • @IZionDawta
      @IZionDawta 4 роки тому +21

      Yes! Him and Brent. I miss Craig.

  • @Greenboyz89
    @Greenboyz89 5 років тому +256

    This episode should be called Boo's revenge he actually made me laugh

    • @brewskie866
      @brewskie866 5 років тому +31

      😂😂😂 think about that "Boos revenge" flashbacks to "You look like you play kickball wit granayydes"

    • @TheFunnyCamGuy
      @TheFunnyCamGuy 5 років тому +3

      Nah that was the other episode

    • @Fick45
      @Fick45 5 років тому +1

      all you can eat crip, “you Buffett Blood?” lmaoo

    • @yeboi4994
      @yeboi4994 5 років тому +3

      Greenboyz89 he really saved this episode

    • @Eric-kw1lu
      @Eric-kw1lu 5 років тому +1

      Not Reck you know that grenades one was pressure cause Kraig Shmiiiit was geeked off it

  • @joker123344
    @joker123344 5 років тому +268

    Boo killed me with that “thigh arms” lmfao

  • @TitaT
    @TitaT 5 років тому +457

    notice how CP doesn't laugh sometimes? "that is funny, that is funny" 🤣🤣

    • @wonttrickmea1869
      @wonttrickmea1869 4 роки тому +25

      808Bunny I say the same when my brothers jokes hurt lol

    • @sterlingturner4876
      @sterlingturner4876 4 роки тому +2

      808 bunny u so fine!!

    • @brizzoke
      @brizzoke 4 роки тому +44

      I’ve heard of a lot of comics doing that. It’s like they’re analyzing the joke.

    • @Thetoastedson
      @Thetoastedson 4 роки тому +7

      808Bunny you ever laugh so much you literally can’t anymore I think that’s what be happening

    • @عبدالعزيز-و4ن1ظ
      @عبدالعزيز-و4ن1ظ 4 роки тому

      i saw him shake his head and saying thats was funny😂😂

  • @jamieissorry99
    @jamieissorry99 5 років тому +182

    "I want y'all to know i kept DoBoy in here"
    2 seconds later
    "Aight DoBoy now you gotta go"
    *rings bell*

    • @RICO30HD
      @RICO30HD 5 років тому +3

      The way he look before kicked him😭😂

  • @ricardosalinas242
    @ricardosalinas242 5 років тому +134

    Billy look like why did I come back to the show only to get my feelings hurt again lmao Boo and CP killed it

    • @deazy6453
      @deazy6453 5 років тому +18

      It's weird he was so quite. I remember when he'd fight all of em off and win 😂 Must be an off day.

    • @ricardosalinas242
      @ricardosalinas242 5 років тому +2

      Very Peculiar Hat Man yea he would cook them all smh

    • @TheBlackMangaArtist1
      @TheBlackMangaArtist1 5 років тому +2

      Very Peculiar Hat Man on his period lmao

    • @Benjamina.Button
      @Benjamina.Button 5 років тому +6

      Idk when this was filmed but if you keep up with Billy he goes through a lot in his personal life.

    • @ricardosalinas242
      @ricardosalinas242 5 років тому +3

      ttthomas5287 I didn’t know that I hope he gets through it dude is a good fella

  • @Eric-kw1lu
    @Eric-kw1lu 5 років тому +743

    I want a roaster with:
    Boos Capone’s delivery
    Kraig Smiths creativity
    Tony Bakers weirdness
    Brent Taylor’s haymakers
    CP and David’s rapid fire

    • @todieaskings
      @todieaskings 5 років тому +102

      Eric donterio from season 3

    • @kayluhbaby4131
      @kayluhbaby4131 5 років тому +15

      What about Kev on stage? He should be in there too

    • @ayala5386
      @ayala5386 5 років тому +51

      And Kev's laugh

    • @The053199
      @The053199 5 років тому +7

      @@todieaskings donterio was flame

    • @neosbeyond6187
      @neosbeyond6187 5 років тому +13

      So basically the actual good roasters?

  • @pakolakhan2171
    @pakolakhan2171 4 роки тому +53

    “Real housewife of Section-8” 😩😂😂
    Boo savage asf!

  • @soji9412
    @soji9412 5 років тому +258

    This man said, “How much you charge to advertise on your back?” 😂😂

  • @itzshowtim3
    @itzshowtim3 5 років тому +38

    Boo said David got "Thigh Arms" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. He came with heat this episode.

  • @nikek.6148
    @nikek.6148 5 років тому +256

    @3:43 when Boo said his joke nobody laughed at it but they all laughed at the mans laugh after his joke 😂😂

  • @yanifigueroa4566
    @yanifigueroa4566 4 роки тому +75

    It’s so funny when they zoom on Billy’s face. He looks so disappointed and over it. Lol

  • @jlavelle24
    @jlavelle24 5 років тому +571

    A moment for Boo Capone. He's getting better man.

    • @fredmanie2926
      @fredmanie2926 5 років тому +41

      If boo didnt get sent to detention, it wouldnt feel right tho

    • @lukeyb8452
      @lukeyb8452 5 років тому +1

      He’s one of the stars of the show now. Him and David Lucas. Cp was also hilarious.

    • @mr.merritt7125
      @mr.merritt7125 5 років тому +8

      That "buffet bills" joke was hella unexpected 🥺😄

    • @yfdaflexamusic9845
      @yfdaflexamusic9845 5 років тому +6

      I was thinking this same shit. Boo used to be horrible lol

    • @danielescobedo7629
      @danielescobedo7629 5 років тому +1

      Yea he stepped his game up

  • @ImSwadefr
    @ImSwadefr 5 років тому +123

    “Billy gotta zipper in the back of his jeeeaaanss” 😭

  • @chiefrockone
    @chiefrockone 5 років тому +1215

    david lucas takes the most heat, but he has some of the best comebacks

    • @HarmonicDX
      @HarmonicDX 4 роки тому +58

      David goes hard. He's just not as consistent and he's way better at joking on some of the guys than he is others.

    • @royduran7607
      @royduran7607 4 роки тому +59

      Nah bro. Doboy takes the most heat out of all of em, on any episode he's on

    • @rradley25
      @rradley25 4 роки тому +7

      @@HarmonicDX agreed, theres just some guys he's better at roasting, like Billy or Kev. Others he's very inconsistent with, he gets roasted more than he roasts.

    • @kingkumite9829
      @kingkumite9829 4 роки тому +2

      No actually alot of his comebacks fall short.

    • @guyincognito5706
      @guyincognito5706 4 роки тому +7

      chiefrockone he just needs to drop the “they use your lips to test _____” comebacks

  • @anthony1310
    @anthony1310 4 роки тому +32

    “You look like your holding in a thought” 💭 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

  • @JazzysTable
    @JazzysTable 5 років тому +274

    ADD dropping this on a Saturday morning brings me back to the good old days of Saturday morning cartoons 👌🏾

  • @nikek.6148
    @nikek.6148 5 років тому +158

    @4:50 when Pat was introducing Billy up when he said “all the way from the nail salon” Dumbfounded and CP had their own moment because they thought it was gonna be Dumbfounded and it sounding like an Asian joke😂😂

    • @lemonder7116
      @lemonder7116 4 роки тому +19

      I thought that was gonna be the joke too lol

  • @thatdudekyle5690
    @thatdudekyle5690 5 років тому +44

    “That n**ga wears sweet potato pie deodorant” 😩😂😂😂 I almost spit my coffee thanks Boo

  • @simplyjay0748
    @simplyjay0748 4 роки тому +27

    The "out of shape" roast was so good and quick 💀😂

  • @BabyLemonTree1717
    @BabyLemonTree1717 5 років тому +37

    CP- “ you look like you wash your back with help.”
    David-“😒”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @sayless374
    @sayless374 5 років тому +61

    "They tests you're lips for hot tea" had me crying lmaaaooo.

  • @Andre-pz9tp
    @Andre-pz9tp 5 років тому +48

    "It look like you holding in a cough"... "It look like you holding in a thought" both were funny but CP with the quick clap back tho 😂

  • @corv2731
    @corv2731 4 роки тому +120

    CP is a savage man... dude is the fastest of all the roasters. He be using someone's roast against him in his comebacks and kills it every time.

  • @theiosif3632
    @theiosif3632 5 років тому +610

    "The real house wife of section 8."

    • @zwenz365
      @zwenz365 4 роки тому +6

      Best roast ever lol

    • @1626stonr
      @1626stonr 4 роки тому +6

      definitely a great show idea

    • @cerex5798
      @cerex5798 3 роки тому

      That got me

  • @jdtheebosshogg
    @jdtheebosshogg 5 років тому +73

    “Dumbfounded lookin uncomfortable lookin like I wanna fox her nail” hahahahaha

    • @KINDERGARTEN-COP
      @KINDERGARTEN-COP 5 років тому +2

      Typo. (Fix) not Fox but i known what you mean lol

  • @landaa8436
    @landaa8436 5 років тому +170

    BRO did someone just say "hips and chips" when doughboy walked back from detention 🤣🤣

  • @GEOVONNIEx
    @GEOVONNIEx 4 роки тому +16

    Please never stop making these. I’ve been depressed and this helped. I’m sick at home rn and this is helping

    • @tharealnytro69
      @tharealnytro69 4 роки тому +4

      Sending you love and light fam. 💜

  • @dominikvogt7859
    @dominikvogt7859 5 років тому +797

    How does Dumbfoundead sneak by every episode without saying anything??😂

    • @georgegotjokes
      @georgegotjokes 5 років тому +29

      Dominik Vogt thats what I been sayin!!lol

    • @MutetheCity
      @MutetheCity 5 років тому +180

      He does talk sometimes if you watch the uncut ones. I think it's that he says just enough and just the right things to not get to detention.

    • @Radioactive_exe
      @Radioactive_exe 5 років тому +43

      I love dumb but he does seem to get off easy

    • @GBullockNC
      @GBullockNC 5 років тому +57

      Because he was a monster on GrindTime and KODT lol

    • @dominikvogt7859
      @dominikvogt7859 5 років тому +3

      MutetheCity where can you watch the uncut ones?

  • @kendrickh91
    @kendrickh91 5 років тому +54

    Billy said turn the seat upside down 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BRDZ13
    @BRDZ13 5 років тому +108

    ""Boo Capone eyes look like snake eggs" 🤣🤣

  • @kidnalyounggenna9604
    @kidnalyounggenna9604 4 роки тому +328

    Bruh y’all sleeping on boo jokes 😂☠️

  • @Eddiesv
    @Eddiesv 5 років тому +51

    I bet boo be killing at the homeless shelter 😂
    All seriousness though, appreciate the video keep em coming

  • @FreddyCrooks
    @FreddyCrooks 5 років тому +65

    "Billie look a girl dressed as her guy for Halloween" 🤣🤣

  • @Ceemoore3000
    @Ceemoore3000 5 років тому +38

    The way CP looked back at Billy when his joke failed... 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nawimtombout84
    @nawimtombout84 4 роки тому +230

    Billy has a zipper on the back of his jeans lmao.

    • @KingAbel510
      @KingAbel510 4 роки тому +4

      nawimtombout84 that had me rollin

  • @intellectualblackking162
    @intellectualblackking162 5 років тому +24

    Brooooo everybody was snapping lmaooo but CP be killing 😭😭😭😭

  • @g.g.7560
    @g.g.7560 5 років тому +78

    They really did good, without a lot of people. Only like 1 person was in detention at a time. Probably the best episode of the season tbh😂

  • @antoniomorrow4222
    @antoniomorrow4222 5 років тому +55

    “Billy said turn the seat upside down”😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @barelynoticedd
    @barelynoticedd 3 роки тому +10

    this definitely one of the best episodes, the character dynamics were perfect

  • @chaleawright9630
    @chaleawright9630 5 років тому +124

    “They had to use a pool stick to part your hair” I’m too weak

    • @user_bilal
      @user_bilal 5 років тому +1

      david uses a pool stick to clean his ears....

  • @King_Curtis
    @King_Curtis 5 років тому +65

    I love their faces when they're low key in their feelings.

  • @quintonardoin
    @quintonardoin 5 років тому +36

    Boo laughing at his own joke made the joke funnier!!

  • @theanswer3132
    @theanswer3132 4 роки тому +137

    Bruh CP is the funniest dude on every episode lol he’s consistent

    • @deonsavage9974
      @deonsavage9974 4 роки тому +11

      *Kraig

    • @ikramelouarti8261
      @ikramelouarti8261 4 роки тому +8

      Noo kraig is not funny to me cp is number one en kraig make no sends

    • @isinyan2316
      @isinyan2316 4 роки тому +5

      Ikram Elouarti 😐

    • @daquanb6728
      @daquanb6728 3 роки тому +5

      @@ikramelouarti8261 lol kraig is funny but i feel people overrate him

    • @LaXedLiFe
      @LaXedLiFe 3 роки тому +1

      Hell no cp barely funny. BOO IS MVP

  • @NICO-xu6gh
    @NICO-xu6gh 5 років тому +30

    I’ll never forget that kraig joke where he explained how the bird choked on that chicken sandwich 😭😭😭been crying

    • @amonibarker
      @amonibarker 5 років тому +2

      I just screamed reading this 😂 that’s literally my favorite joke!!!!!

  • @JousefM
    @JousefM 5 років тому +58

    Damn, Boo is becoming the best roaster :D He's improving so much!

  • @SkarryTerry
    @SkarryTerry 5 років тому +56

    Patrick be the substitute because he wants to hide them Magic Johnson Shorts from the class.

  • @carlosnava378
    @carlosnava378 4 роки тому +32

    3:43 felt sorry for boo lol he laughed all by himself

  • @marcustanner5710
    @marcustanner5710 5 років тому +110

    “You leave yelp reviews on homeless shelters” 😂😭

    • @johnvardiman4660
      @johnvardiman4660 5 років тому +5

      Yeah I'm not fucking with this 😂😂😂

    • @seanrichards4316
      @seanrichards4316 5 років тому +3

      “Wasn’t fucking with this one” 😂😂😂

  • @vect97
    @vect97 5 років тому +33

    David Lucas be killing all these roast me sessions time after time.

  • @dreevans3848
    @dreevans3848 5 років тому +120

    "You look like you washed your back with help" lmao too funny 🔥🔥

  • @i_am_gohan9232
    @i_am_gohan9232 3 роки тому +8

    “The nuggets had teeth.” They just slid by and slept on that joke, CP Had me rolling wit that one.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dannylewis1539
    @dannylewis1539 5 років тому +580

    I missed Kev's laugh this episode

    • @dannylewis1539
      @dannylewis1539 5 років тому +34

      @country side yeah. He brings great energy to this series and it's just a little too quiet without him around.

    • @tidder7135
      @tidder7135 5 років тому +6

      @@dannylewis1539 kev not important like that, but craig smith tho!

    • @liveluv1599
      @liveluv1599 5 років тому +7

      I know me too!
      Kev is definitely the instigator tho lol.

    • @angelozai4352
      @angelozai4352 4 роки тому

      Nah, it was forced. Kraaaaig SHMIIIFF tho.

  • @stanleyrosario2423
    @stanleyrosario2423 5 років тому +126

    Is no one gonna talk about how boo has improved so much

    • @troll1367
      @troll1367 5 років тому +6

      He was goin in especially last episode

    • @Kingjames91
      @Kingjames91 5 років тому

      Yeah he really has, like he may be the funniest now. Where Kraig?!

    • @marcomanzanares6700
      @marcomanzanares6700 5 років тому +3

      Those cocaine bumps are working wonders

    • @Hermitant10
      @Hermitant10 5 років тому

      @@marcomanzanares6700 exactly

    • @indifferenteyes
      @indifferenteyes 5 років тому

      Roast me dont need kraig 💯

  • @sthot8520
    @sthot8520 5 років тому +54

    13:28 “ u look like u handcuffed yourself to a vending machine “ 😭😭

    • @user_bilal
      @user_bilal 5 років тому +1

      you look like a vending machine...

    • @sthot8520
      @sthot8520 5 років тому +1

      Bilal 🤣

  • @randritzhopper632
    @randritzhopper632 3 роки тому +6

    Billy “I knew it was coming David, I’m not talking bout the joke I’m talking bout the STROKE” 🥶

  • @5518sw
    @5518sw 5 років тому +61

    18:55 Pizza man texted David and said
    “You Up”. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @freepablo6
    @freepablo6 5 років тому +56

    boo said “yo hair look like your head hurt” 😭😭he gettin better

  • @MADEVISIONTV
    @MADEVISIONTV 5 років тому +161

    “She uses her allowance for abortions!” 🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @ace11235
      @ace11235 5 років тому +4

      B. Hughes straight murked her. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daydaymaccin9035
      @daydaymaccin9035 5 років тому +3

      Bruh that shxt was Cold!! Lmfao

    • @ladya1724
      @ladya1724 5 років тому +3

      I love Dark Pat😂😂😂

    • @simplyjay0748
      @simplyjay0748 5 років тому +3

      Pat with no mercy lmaoo 💀💀

    • @boogiethokno
      @boogiethokno 5 років тому

      Heard this as I was reading it trippiest thing ever

  • @marioreyes160
    @marioreyes160 4 роки тому +7

    “You look like you were handcuffed to a vending machine” damn funny asf 🔥🔥🔥

  • @crossfyresmith8606
    @crossfyresmith8606 5 років тому +48

    Yooo CP came out swinging and didn't stop 😂😂😂😂

  • @moonmamamonet
    @moonmamamonet 5 років тому +41

    “the nuggets had teeth” that was so underrated. 😂😂😂😂

  • @goodlyfe83
    @goodlyfe83 5 років тому +105

    Patrick laughing to every Boo joke and saying he ain't funny

    • @MutetheCity
      @MutetheCity 5 років тому +17

      He laughs at how unfunny or ridiculous Boo's jokes are.

    • @MrKrabs-fx2kd
      @MrKrabs-fx2kd 5 років тому +3

      MutetheCity thats basically means his jokes are funny

    • @cloud_monkey422
      @cloud_monkey422 5 років тому

      Mr.Krabs lol no

  • @alexandrahanks9562
    @alexandrahanks9562 4 роки тому +15

    CP TOLD HER ASS " when she get a headache she gotta put a Tylenol in a shotgun"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂