Roast Me | Season 5 Episode 9 | All Def
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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[CREDITS]
Starring: Brandon Lewis, Kraig Smith, Chris "CP" Powell, David Lucas, Tutweezy, Boo Kapone, Brent Taylor, Doboy, Kelly KDubb, AD, Bearded Barber, Alfred Jara, Todd McGuire
Producer: Megan "MegScoop" Thomas, Denzel "Deazy" Lee
Director: Patrick Cloud
Director of Photography: Gary George
Camera Operators: Adrian Cooley, Rob Thomas II
Technical Director: Khadeem Thomas
Gaffer: Charles Samuel
Lighting Technician: Anthony " Betex" Benitez
Sound Mixer: Paul Gonzalez, Oscar Coronel
Production Coordinator: Eden Tesfai
Production Assistants: Jonaye Anderson, Sewit Efrem
DIT: Lauren Mayer
Editor: Cold Nova Media
COVID Officer: Feronia Consulting
BTS: Jalen Thomas
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“Every time you sit on a couch, it nullifies the warranty.” - kraig spits pure gold
When boo told David, "They gotta grease yo sides down and drop kick you in the booty to get you through a door." I cried 😂😅😄👍🏾
That shit took me tf out bro 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Im fkn crying 🤣😭😭😂🤣
Gah Damnn I didn’t even heard that yettt lmaoooo😬😬🤣🤣
@@jwaave_oftha619waavedroppe2 you'll die when you hear it.
“When the Dope run out Boo ain’t ya friend no more”😂😂😂😂
Classic
😭😭😭😭😭
“If he pull his shorts up he’ll be Naked.” “You lay on your back and get vaccumed.” -Greatest back to back Boo has ever done 😂😂🔥
The cat covering him up sent me
Aye Craig it look like your clothes itch...
Damn near died 😂😂😂
dude sounds like a coyote or a hyena
nekkit*
Doughboy be killing me with that “come on guys” after every corny joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😭😭
Nah he only does that when even he knows the joke bombed
Facts🤣🤣🤣
He always been that trash. Lol
He not totally trash tho his bombs are funny
@ProtonCannon101 nah DoBoy used to hit in season 2 and most of season 3, and the campfire roast episode they did DoBoy was the funniest roaster
It's not really Boo's jokes, it's his damn delivery. Dude had the whole room dying by just saying "you shut tf up"😂
😂😂😂😂
Agreed. He threw a few haymakers though. "Every time you get in sand, a cat cover you up" had me rolling.🤣🤣
It's digerno
I thought it was only black people on this show?
Yeah all he has to do is say something about Duki and I’m laughing 💀
All the real fans thats been watching boo since day one feel a special connection seeing boo actually land all his jokes🤣🤣
Hahaha I'm proud of Boo man it's like he graduated in roasting and is unstoppable now 😂
@@JAKIEM00N he’s still not funny
@@Newportnews98 lmao 😂
he is hilarious dude
For reals bro😂he never used to land his jokes
"YOU STFU" 😂😂
his timing is phenomenal
that was too funny and was outta know where man I love Boo🤣
He was protecting his man's, David was digging in that ass
OMGGGGGG😂
😂😂😂
@@profoundlypreshh8944😂
Boo took off his glasses, looked David Lucas in the eye and said "man if I had lips like that I couldn't talk" 💀💀💀💀
I was weak asf at how serious he was, like he felt sorry for him😭😭😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dawg was da funniest part I swear 🤣🤣🤣
@@Tropicalasfim crying 😭😭😭😭😭
The way he took the glasses off was insane 😭😭😭😭
I did not have enough recovery time from “Every time you get in sand, a cat cover you up” to “At midnight, Kraig turn into biscuits” and as a result, I choked on my tea.😩😂🤣😂🤣 I have to stop watching these while eating.😅
when I tell you i lost it all 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 they took me out with that shit
I aint even watch the video and this comment had me coughing on my smoke😭🤣
I was just starting to recover from laughing at that then lost it again at 6:25 with doboy 😂😂😂😂
It started at him laying on his back and getting vacuumed
😂😂😂😂😂
“Boo never knows…👐🏽what he’s talking about 👐🏽” 😂😂😂
This one took me out 😂
No lies told. 💯
Not the hands for the Boo type jokes!!!! I'm deaaad
Most of Boo’s jokes actually do make sense honestly. Only like 10% of them don’t.
@@theshape3431teach him! Facts
B Lewis saying boo is a star is so genuine bro also when he was telling him “aye boo I love you dawg” 😂😂
Like Hewett from his biggest opp to boo biggest supporter
Whoever put the pictures of food up as boo started singing strawberry shortcake is a menace 😂😂😂😂😂
Where did they find that picture of the fries in that dudes hand lmfao
@@Suprheem90 🤣🤣
That took me clean OUT
I swear I ain’t see that shit till now straight evil activity
We done let Boo learn how to roast and now he's unstoppable 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I swear man
I stg he the mvp 😂
Learn? His old ahh invented roasting 🤣
Man he had Kraig in his feelings this episode.
He b sayin a bunch of bs still tho
CP’s eyes listening to motivational tapes and Patrick spitting on a snickers before he eats it has me CRYING 😭
"Your savings account got 9 pepperonis in it"😂 Cooked David with that
FUCKING HILARIOUS
😂
first time ive seen kraig get cooked like that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same😂😂😂😂
Boo the only one that can get under his skin 😂
Only one that never been to detention lol
sameee
how?? this episode was posted 6 months ago
CP said “ Doboy can’t start his day without crazy bread!!””😂😂😂😂 crying!!!!
“doboy got ass”
“man, you gotta stop saying that”
😂😂😂😂😂 i’m weak asf
He said it 3 times throughout the seasons Lmaoo 😂
LMFAO this the one
Damn Boo roasted Craig so hard he started getting in his feelings 😂😂😂
Kraig couldn’t say nun but f you lmao
This y he was on boo so hard on the last episode 😭😭
“At midnight Kraig turn into Biscuits”😂
🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣💀
That was the one😭😭😭
This took me out!!!
🤣
brandon lewis hands down makes the show 100x better for hosting just because of his laugh looool!
Sounding like a dying stork choking on potatoes
Facts🤣
@@JohnMarston322Damn son 😂😂😂😂
He be havin good roast 2 ngl🤣
Boo mastered the art of roasting. Delivery is half the joke
I know you fucking lying!! He hit 20% of the time! Brandon be saving his life!! Damn well know he should be in detention for half the show 🤣🤌🏾
That "Get up Craig !😪" one joke Craig can't stand 😂
Get up Kraig! Get up!
Kraig “You keep yo money in a hot pocket” was slept on 😂😂
I don’t think anyone heard it cuz folks was laughing at the other joke
What part?
@@Topgear.filmer I see what you did there😂😂
It wasn’t that funny my guy.
@@danpang5404 oh
Yoo, when boo said, "Brent pose for trophies," that was a haymaker 👊🏿😂😂😂☠️
Patick and Lewis are silent killers with the roast I😂😂
Facts
@@nickhousman6222 😂
Pat will pull out the most intellectual roast out of nowhere.
@@Brand.on18 man on god you just describe his attributes perfect 🤣🤣
@@Brand.on18 ”you got baptized in salsa”😂😂
When Boo said when Kraig lays in the sand at the beach a cat covers him up I was dying😂
Mayne, that joke lives rent free in my head. I comeback to this video just for that joke 🤣
@@penance9390that shit killed me
That was Craig's joke from a few seasons back
@@aaronz06 how
“Ya daddy got out the pen n braid ya hair” 🤣😂😂😂😭😭 it’s the way boo said it 😭😭😭
"david lucas got emergency dry rub in his pocket" had me crying LMAO
😭😭😭😭
@@2mmwanno465 i legit havent watched this video since i commented this, now i gotta rewatch it 🤣🤣they need drop more man
Kraig was lowkey mad when he was in that hot seat 😂😂
He want'd to punch Boo
Never been roasted like that
@@sheabuddhah1672 nah he was mad at Brandon for always giving Boo the assist he talked about it with boo on KraigFacts. And he lowkey right Brandon don't do that shit for anyone consistently except for boo and sometimes Billy
@TheKuroKing nobody liked boo in the beginning. Dude was making the whole class laugh then be sent to detention for it. I think B Lew was balancing that out
@@TheKuroKing Boo is that uncle that's hilarious even when he says something dumb. Kraig gotta stop hatin.
Bro Kraig told Do-Know, "All your dreams end in a citizenship" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭🤣💯🔥
"First you grab a piece of taco"😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️ Damn this is the first time one of Boo's joke had me dying laughing.
He said Kraig looked like a casually dressed plantain, I'm done for! 😩😂😂😂
His delivery is so funny.
When Boo told Kraig “Shut yo Elvis Presley built a** up” 😂😂😂😂
the funniest thing to me is when someone joke is too aggressive and brandon lewis says "gahhh damn"
Brent says wooooow when a joke is too much too lol
@@angelh6345 Patrick will repeat it in question form 😂
Ohh my gawddd when he said yo mama died hating you, that was so fkd up 💀🤣💀🤣
Bruhhh when cp said Patrick look like Jon Benêt Ramsey at the pageant😭 not this ep I don’t think but Brandon closed his eyes like “gahhh damn”😩
We don’t talk enough about how good of a host B Lew is
Coming!!! Have me laughing Everytime
No fr tho but let’s not got the OG host 🪦 Teddy Ray -smoking yourz
@@juanzack9947 I love when he says that lol
True 😁
@@juanzack9947 😂😂 facts tho
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING 😂 BRING THIS SHOW BACK!!!!
"He got a man riding a dog on his shoes. That's a German shepherd" 🤣🤣🤣
“First you grab a piece of taco…” 🤣 boo be killin me
"David you fried a bullet and committed Chew-a-side" - Kraig Smith
I was CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Brandon's laugh is hilarious 😂😂
And so disrespectful 😂😂😂😂
Kraig felt safe showing up in hoochy daddy shorts 😂😂😂
Underrated 😂😂
And now he 🙌🏾 “naked” lol😂
@@WhoDat_H 💀💀💀
Not the hoochie daddy shorts!!!!😩😂🤣😩 As soon as it started and “Kraig balls hanging out” was the first thing we heard, we knew it was about to be on.😂
His safe place 🥹😂😂😂
They don’t give doeboy enough credit. That forever 51 had me rollin 😂
Doeboy hit harder when Kev, Tahir, and Tony is in the building. He miss them man.
Aint this a repeat episode or am i tripping ?
@@truthshallsetufree1295 yea just releasing it on UA-cam from caffeine
@@truthshallsetufree1295 I feel like I seen this on UA-cam before. I'm glad I'm not the only one. Crazy days... I don't have the caffeine app either.
@@BNJMNBanksit is on UA-cam, I don’t know why they recycling episodes
These guys can cure depression 😂
The way that Kraig and Brandon look at Doboy when they told him “Say it again….Say it one more time” and he knew better after the second time.😂 I swear. Roast me is always one of the best parts of my day/week.☺️
Whats your favorite season?
Okay, so I don’t have a favorite season (if somebody had a gun to my head about it, 3 or 4 because Kraig and CP were consistently wild and had some of my favorite roasts), but! I have favorite roasters. I always want to see Pat, David, CP, Kraig, Boo (he adds a nice lightheartedness imo), and Billy. He’s been through a bit, but when Billy’s good, he’s great. Tbh, I only have one least favorite and if they never put Reggie Jr. back on, it would be too soon.😅 Yourself?
@@emoo2342 I totally agree honestly, roast me battle grounds was huge during covid but season 5 after this episode is becoming my favorite each episode is more then 1 hour .. i doubt theres anything match this raw uncut quality comedy
Fun Fact : 40:16 Kraig attempts to get a handshake to confirm his joke and no one noticed so just like fam laugh at his own jokes when needed he slaps himself 5 while looking completely satisfied. 😂 God Bless y’all
Omg I had to go back to look at that 🤣 Kraig had to give himself a high five
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I noticed that too 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hhahah he really did
The "Sandy Koufax" joke killed me 🤣. Boo is a f*ckin' genius!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Boo throw his arms up in celebration after every rip 🤣🙌🏾🤣🙌🏾🤣🙌🏾
@19:58 I was crying when Brent start singing the David Lucas song😂😂😂😂
*My top favorite moments:*
- Blew finding somthing hilarious
- brent singing
- pat politly handing you a roast
- boo and kraig going off on eachother back to back
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kraig don’t like being roasted at ALLL 😭
C.P. , " K Dubb speaks belt" lmao 🤣
59:50 when Kraig said “well there you go” as a response to tutweezy bombing is hilarious
This was actually an underrated joke but Kraig was on demon time 😂
It was so perfectly timed which makes it funnier
This is the best show on UA-cam.I never miss an episode
"Get up Kraig" will always crack me up 😂
They put them pictures up like boo hit a combo 🤣🤣
Killed me 😭😭😭😭
Every time you go to the beach a cat cover you up lmaoooo Boo was lighting Kraig up this episode 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
I watch these every day to cure my depression don’t ever stop roast me
Tut look like he about to sing "You got that Vibe, Vibe, vibe" was the craziest moment of the show that jumped the show off to another level. Boo creates moments. That's what he does. He creates moments. Brandon understands that.
@@avibecalledyespresh 😄
Factual bro, that shit got me crying dawg🤣🤣
Your easily entertained
“David Lucas died hugging a duck 🦆 “ -Boo
Crying laughing confused😂😂😂
I didn’t think people caught this one 😂😂😂
they were hunting the duck and D lucas hung on for his life hahah or ??? hahah boo is something else
Craig - "Every time you sit on the couch it nullifies the warranty" 😂😅
Nobody laugh harder at their own jokes more than Brent 💀😂
Iono now, Kraig is up there too lol
Lol
Him and Kraig lol
It’s kraig
You must’ve never seen or heard Kraig🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
I have never laughed harder. Boo was on one!
Yes definitely one of his best episodes
Bruh...Why am I watching this episode for the 5th time!!! Fuggin classic!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bunk bed made out of air mattresses is actually hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
Facts I was about to write that
Literally I was crying 😂
His delivery was just a lil off but it was dead funny
i was laughing my ass off
It was funny
When kraig said “one thing you’ll never do boo is clean yourself up”😹😭
I can't believe the fact that they all missed the R. Kelly/Public Announcement reference that Boo threw at Tutweezy, that was HILARIOUS.
😂🤣😂 ⓔⓧⓐⓒⓣⓛⓨ
Shit killed me😂😂😂😂
My fav episode this season
Get up Kraig 🤣🤣💀💀
Y'all brought it this season
Roast me my fav comedy show ever ! 🔥🔥
Boo was flaming kraig 🤣 I’ve never seen kraig get roasted that bad 🤣
Low key, Kraig feels bad for Boo I think. Brandon makes a fool out of him in a way that goes deeper than the show.
@@OBFLifeehh I don’t think so. I think Brandon genuinely fucks with Boo and thinks he’s funny. I can see how you could take it as condescending but I think it’s genuine
@@OBFLife Nah. Watch the season 5 finale and you'll see Boo is easily Brandon's favorite.
@@OBFLife lol... you are wrong alien kraig was mad..... one of the strongest human emotions.
Umm yea Brandon and boo has a real friendship…He laughing with him not at him
The David Lucas "in charge of the Atlanta waterboys" joke was underrated af. Something only people from Atlanta would get.
Kraig said some “All your dreams end w a citizenship” LMFAO 😩😭
“after this show, you gettin deported”😂😂
That Gordon Gartrell joke Boo said should not have gone unheard!!! 😂😂😂
I had to google that ayooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is my 3rd time watching this episode. Hands down the greatest room combo.
As a fan since season 1, this is hands down one of the funniest episodes of this series. Had to pause multiple times to recover from laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
All them funny and creative jokes and “you stfu” ate everybody up 😂😂😂
7:49 pat said he look like the cheerio bee 😂😂 pat is a heavy hitter
Boo is leveling up man, he's gotten funnier every episode
Nah lol he land 1 joke for every 10 jokes he say. And B lew be showing bias towards him. He quick to send anybody to detention esp doughboy but will not send boo and he be killing the vibe
@@brandonbrooks9746na boo be making the vibe
Boo said every time you go to the hospital they give you food😂😂😆😆
4:55 “You owe your dog money” 😂😂 the delivery
😂😂😂
Has nobody ever roasted Kraig for laughing like elmo?😩😅
He do sound like tickle me Elmo 🤣🤣
on bro his ass sound like spongebob
They will after reading this comment
Bro I've been saying the same thing
Sounds like more Diddy Kong getting tickled.
40:16 when Craig goes for the dap and nobody reaches out. I knew then he was cooked this episode 🤣🤣 Get up Craig!
He have himself a five 😂😂😂
Patrick jokes be hitting on time 😂
You need get help at a Battered Joke Shelter. HAHAHAHAHA...
Right.. Pat Super consistent
Everytime
Facts, he DON'T MISS!
Craig be killing me with the fake laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂he know some of they jokes weak asf 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Some of his jokes be weak too prime example: 42:36
They was cookin him at the beginning as well.
Exactly! Why he never went to detention is crazy
@@keshiemansouri9391cuz he really do this.
Duno and Boo had the best ones this time around lmao. “Watch put you almost kissed me” to David Lucas and Boo with the “ they gotta grease your sides and drop kick you in the booty” to David also 😂
The 'fist full of fries' photo they added for David 💀💀💀
That took me tf out 🤣
@@faithmckenzye4420 Uncle Todd lookalike a Ni&&a Turtle 🐢
He'll yeah I laughed harder
They was firin Craig's ass up. And Boo is in rare form
boo in a nutshell: 🙌🏿NEKKIT
Can’t forget the “butt-NIKET” 😂
The whole room singing the boo song is hilarious 😂😂😂
Tutweezy always in the back with the best facial expressions to jokes 😂😂
He really needs to get his weight up!
He’s the least entertaining by a long shot. Jokes never hit, why is he still here???
@@faithmckenzye4420 😭
@@faithmckenzye4420his jokes are smart and goes over some heads. It’s a bit too wordy sometimes
He did more on battleground I think he really shined one on one
Brents " Your chain turns lizards green" is under rater. That was witty and funny af.
If you’re reading this I wish nothing but wealth and health all 2024
You gave up on 23 already? 😂😂
So 2023 is gonna be shitty huh
Cringe
Damn what about 2023
LMAO dude said f 23, it's about 2024
When Man plans, God laughs.
Remember that. That's the surest way to tell a joke to God, tell him what you have planned.
Bro must not be peaceful in his present, and he is anxious to get to the future.
nobody has energy like Boo Capone..unmatched!😂😂
You take your dreads “ to the washing machine “ 😂😂😂😂😂 - boo kapone 😂😂😂
Doboy @13:02 running back that joke with his eyes closed had me DYING
He was praying the joke hit 😭😭
If only you tube could let us use the GIFS rite now lmfao!!!!
37:24-37:50 is pure gold😂 boo definitely in his final form!!
Even b Lewis was dying 😂😂
“apple turnover, that’s his stripper name” 😭😭😭😭
😂😂
Right lol
Underrated!!! 🍎⤵️
Boo was on 🔥🔥🔥 when Kraig was in the hot seat! Thank y'all for starting my Saturday off on a high note!
"watch out bruh you almost kissed me" 😂😂😂