Roast Me | Season 5 BEST of KRAIG SMITH | All Def | WhoDatEditz
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- Roast Me | Season 5 BEST of KRAIG SMITH | All Def | WhoDatEditz
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Roast Me Season 5
Kraig Smith Compilation
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He told Baron Davis when he was in the league, the word “weirdo” was in his scouting report. “Like he’s a great passer but he a weird nigga” 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That shit was classic
He is the most imaginative roaster of all time. Some of the shit he says makes no sense at first listen but when you picture it, it makes perfect sense and that's what makes his jokes so good.
He’s the reason I started just saying whatever off the top of my head. And take it to another level! Kraig has changed the game in my life!
@@iaintookthatbb6599 I feel you 😭💀
U ain't lying
“There’s no crunch sound when he eat chips” 🤣🤣
@@iaintookthatbb6599 BRUH FR!!!
5 seasons & Kraig has never been sent to detention. The 🐐 of roasting fr
“When you was in the league the word weirdo would be in your scouting report” 😂💀
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaooo
“You look like a demon roller blader! EVIL! EVIL! …IM HERE FOR EVIL! lmao one of his best ones 🤣🤣🤣
“Your breathing fucked up a wire tap.”😭😭😭 underrated joke
Hilarious
Facts😂😂😂😂😂😂
That’s funny lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmaoo fasho underrated
“Your breathing fucked up a wiretap. We gotta throw out the recording man, too much lung in this wiretap” 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"your mouth look like it could take a super hero punch" is wild 💀💀
“Your mouth look like you bit the boom out of a bomb.” Is perhaps the funniest shit ever
“Aye the tooth fairy sent the garbage truck for that tooth, nigga”🤣🤣
Lmfao 🐐
He told JayWheelz he had to sit on the battery to work on his car 💀💀
The doctor won't work on your mouth without a witness! Craig is one of the best.
@@dot_380gaming dirty ass nigga 💀😂
“Doboy look like he fried a bullet, and committed chewaside”😂 wtf he be thinking bruh
“Brent let niggas shush him and holler at his girl” Ayo Kraig be pulling NO punches. Straight gas. When he said check that nigga for a wire I knew we were dealing with a straight animal.
“When he wake up in the morning his head come thru the dirt”😭😭
Hand*, hence why he’s reaching up.
"You look like a curse that's doin well" this shit made me lightheaded
“When the dope run out, Boo not ya friend no more” 😂😂😂😂
“When he wanna cool down, he just sniff cocaine…nah, I’m alright, I’m alright”🤣🤣
@@dot_380gaming 😂😂😂😂😂
27:47 -- that was funny but Boo definitely hurt 😅
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
"They found coke in your holy water, GOD IS GOOD, GAWD IS GOOD!!!"😂😂😂
This dude is on another level. Untouchable.
Yeah could if easily won mvp but even Jordan they couldn't give it to him every year even tho he was clearly the best every year
Boo got on his ass this season
@@aa-ron9485 definitely between one or the two cus both these niggas fools lmaooo
@@aa-ron9485 Straight up. Only nigga that really gave Kraig a L
@@aa-ron9485 They gassed Boo to death and back. B Lou was behind all that
He said every time you pray God drops down a breath mint💀🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
Lol
Lmaooo
💀💀💀💀
Y’all forgot when he told David “when you take NyQuil only your fingers fall asleep “😂😂😭😭😭
That had to be the funniest shit I’ve ever heard 💀💀💀💀
Lmao
Lmfaooooo
Man what 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Your dentist won’t work on your teeth without a witness”🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂😂😂 Kraig is the undisputed champ.
“Brandon hiss at people during road rage” OMG I died laughing because I PICTURED Brandon doing just that when someone cut him off in traffic 😂😂😂😂😂
"It aint never nobody with u wen u go 2 couple's therapy" Kraig is da damn King 👑💯🤣
I actually didn't get that one
@@andredickerson5800 He means he don't really have a woman n his life 😆😂
Smith is like Kapone, only a handful of them hit but when they do, they roast like a mofo.
Lol funny
Kraig is a genius with the comedy😂😂😂😂😂
“This Dog Faced N**ga” The funniest delivery 😂😂😂
PERHAPS one of the funniest things I've heard... then saw his face! I hollered
That whole skit was crazy about the dog face n**ga
Look like he survived a Barbarian sacrifice 😂😂😂 I’m weak
That one sent me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And check Ti for a wire was crazy
@@paulwilliams961 ayeee that made me laugh surprised T.I.P was a good sport about it though lol
“Every time you sit on a couch it nullifies the warranty “ 😂😂
That joke got slept on. As a person who is infinitely husky, I was dieing when he said that shit
Godamn 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was incredible the first four seasons
Lol to funny
"The voice in your head sound like a chipmunk" is probably the most simplest yet funniest lines I've ever heard 😂😂
“Your spirit is drunk”🤣🤣
😂
and his whole chipmunk routine that followed was goated XD
Roasting Brent cos he's small😂😂😂😂
“Rubber band man was a poem to babyface” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Most people don’t know why that’s so funny. TI signed to babyface’s record label Laface to start his career in 1999. Hilarious 😂😂😂 he had that one in the chamber, did his homework
Kraig is the 🐐😂😂😭😭 "you sleep under a dark cloud every night" 🌫🌫
Lmfao bro that one had me crying real tears when I seen that episode.
😆😆😂🤣😆💯
And it rains chocolate milk Lmao
One of the funniest jokes Craig ever had was. " I can tell by your forehead you communicate by echo location. The most creative way to tell that chick her forehead was shaped like a dolphin. 😆
That shit had me weak 😂😂😂 she really did have a dolphin forehead too 😂😂
@@TON6ANHITMAN she did. Exact shape. 😆
Not echo location! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I said that on another compilation. Most creative joke I've ever heard
😂😂😂😂😂
“Bit the boom out of a bomb” had me in tears 😂😂
Your dentist won't work in your mouth without a witness
Lol yea it was funny
@@MrTony-sb6nq 😂😂😂
No one shakes the room like Kraig....goat
Craig Smiff keeps his same spot in class every episode since roast 1. That's respect.
The back corner is Kraigs just like real school you know where them class clowns gonna sit lol
@@DaMultiPurpose yep 😂
@@DaMultiPurposeon everything fam, stay in he back acting a fool 😂
That's a master at work them niggas ain't moving kraig he got heavy punches remember when Patrick said he punch to hard lol
The most innovative, creative, genius, & dark humor roaster to go against 😂
For real!!! His brain just keeps the jokes coming. Dude never gets stumped!
Its fucking sad that The GateKeepers won't let this guy in...
CP and Lucas are Kool....., but not at all at a level of Hilarious
Or maybe Kraig won't sell his soul , he relies on the people y'all
“All your dreams end with a citizenship.” 😮 That was cold but funny as hell.😅
Damn 😂
“Your back up plan is magic school”🏆
Kraig is a different kind of monster
“You almost died from excitement. Woooooh!” I seen that 20x and I’m still in tears. 😂
“You got diagnosed with lil richard…. GOOD GOLLY ass nigga” 😭😭
“When you smile coyotes accept you” had me crying man come on
🤣😆 Me too, yo I couldn't stop rewinding that part 😂😅
“Oh dis nigga just like us, he’s a hunter at the mouth” 😂😂
Yooooo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“It takes 2 debit cards to feed you” 😭😭😭😭💀😂
That was my favorite joke.
"You run out of money at the grocery store," had me gasping for air the first time I'd heard it.
Billy is into the birds and the birds “chirp chirp” 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"When you invite him over to your house he go straight to the back yard" "He rode over on his owners lap wit his head out the window" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he roasted son
"I'll f&%*ck everybody on this ship" absolutely took me out dawg. Like it was funnier than the joke man omg.
Bro said he be getting dug out on the poop deck 😂😂😂😂
That dark cloud joke had Brandon Lewis rollin!!! 😂
That shit had me dyin 😭😭😭😭😂😭
Committed fraud for a million in pineapples 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ayy I died twice when Craig told Bro-de, you look like under a bandaid 🥴😂💀💀
Funny
Or when he told him you sleep with your head in the microwave 😂
"you look like under the band aid." Lmaooooo Brody be getting killed but you know how bad under the band aid looks?lmaooo
The face he made when he said notch get emotional after watching Jurassic Park had me dying bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😮 lmaoooo
“David Lucas has never been to the bottom of his pool.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Billy broke his neck being too sassy” 😂😂
“You get high and do skyhooks in your sleep”..
Wild visual
🎉🎉😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that shit had me crying tears for at least 2 hrs 😂😂😂 the visual is crazy
“Nigga be on the poop deck getting dug out”😭😭😭😭
“When he was a waiter he only took rib tips” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Boo Capone: "You got wyt ppl skin and N!gga hair"
Kraig: "You got wyt ppl drugs and
N!gga problems"... Bruhhh 💀😂
HILARIOUS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@@hereforit2347 it was so quick too
He said you look like a demon rollerblader " evil, evil"😂😂😂😂😂
Best one I've ever heard I had to pause the video after that🤣😂🤣
Y'all remember the ninja turtles cartoon when they had evil rollerbladers I couldn't stop crying thinking of that Kraig is goat
The thing that makes Kraig's roast so top tier is that they always fit the person he's roasting. Like when said Boo only get directions that go past his house. I sat back and said I could see that. I don't even know Boo.
I swearrrr bruh
30 minutes straight and not one joke repeated. Kraig is elite level in roasting
Listening to a movie on the radio was the only one he repeated.
@@Bangerrr93 demon rollerblader
& the dogface nigga waiting all day for his owners to come home
He repeated dog face nigga
He repeated 2 but when you have so many bangers that sometimes happens 🤷🏽🔥
" Dub is a spirit right looking for a body right now " 😭🤣
The Shit Kraig say after the initial joke be funny af
I swear sometimes it’s funnier than the originaljoke
“Chirp Chirp” 🤣🤣🤣
“where tf we going boo?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
“My shit already seasoned, just cook it on medium”
@@dot_380gaming 💀💀💀
"You put your hand over your chest when you bless your food"😂😂😂
This dude reminds me of this cat in high school that used to ROAST EVERYBODY. He was a MONSTER with it.. Legendary. Rest in peace Willie Chandler. This dude Kraig just gave me PTSD remembering Willie lol. You couldn't even walk past dude lunch table without getting it
“In your dreams everyone holding they nose” this $$$$ stinks” 😂
“You need 2 debit cards to feed you.” Lmao
"When DoBoy eats the room fogs up". Lmfaooo
Wasn’t ready for “bit the boom out of a bomb”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig ain’t from earth dawg.
On me bro a alien 😂
@@kennethdonaldson16 when bro told Patrick cloud he beat up his bitch over the last stick of incense… bruh. 😂😂😂
“When you have road rage you hiss in traffic” 🤣 ☠️
Hahah
Kraig Smith is a national treasure.
This man gave high quality stuff for 30 min, kraig is the goat, no discussion 🤣
Facts 😂😂😂😂
Boo: Kraig your blood type is eggnog
Kraig: And your spirit is drunk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Kraig is a monster
Doughboy humiliated himself for a funnel cake…f’kin classic😂😂
Craig dancing calling boo a coon priceless 😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig is the undisputed champ of roasting.
He was non-stop hitting this season... to a whole new degree.
bro this man kraig said “you sleep under a dark cloud every night”
his delivery is always elite
"You let a nigga shush you with ketchup on his finger" 🤣
that shit had me crying omg 😭
Said he was raised on bison milk 😂😂😂💀💀💀
This man will completely crush your self esteem with the most random, unexpected shit imaginable 🤣.
“i gotta go the sun’s coming”😂😂😂
I like how Kraig be laughing at his own jokes😂🤣
I don’t think mfs understand how funny you have to be to have a 30 min highlight of straight roastin. Kraig is a legend
@24:50 ”THE DEVIL THINKS YOU’RE WEIRD’’ 😂😂😂😂😂
Kraig is the only cat I know with a 20+ minute long compilation for both season 3 and 5. Legend
I mean bro was mvp for both seasons bro is a king of comedy
@@elijahezra-gl1sx I thought they gave season 5 MVP to Boo Kapone?!
@@dot_380gaming they did ? I wasn’t really paying attention but it should have been kraig he never got sent to detentions
@@elijahezra-gl1sx facts, they gave it to Boo because he improved this season tremendously.
“Deacon of an evil church” 😭😭
“Brandon talkin, you gotta be quiet!”😂😂😂😂😂
They gone give the MVP to Boo just off the fact he was the most improved. But the real MVP hands down is Kraig.
Consistency, unpredictability, dark humor, he really makes you think with his jokes. Then they be so left field it’s like…😅😂. That’s how good he is.
Kraig is the most consistent roaster I’ve ever seen no cap
That nigga Kraig cleverness is unmatched💯‼️😂
Boo energy change when he hear bath water 😂😂😂😂😂
I love how Brent is Kraig’s biggest fan
All his dreams start with a shower. Hahahahahahaha
“Nav bit his way out of a car accident”💀💀😂😭
“Boos energy change when he hear bath water” like bruh😂😂💀
8:28 you got the hips of a angry principal 😂😂😂
When kraig said: bruh look like he survived a barbarian sacrifice 😂😂😂😂😂
Dough boi got caught memorizing a audio cookbook is craaazy 😂
Underrated!
"Would you like a towel, soup, water!!" & "Doe Boy fried a bullet & committed suicide" bruhhh😂😂😂🤦🏿
😭😭 boo when you pray God drop a breath mint out the sky
“If Ronnie burp, it’ll be bones in his mouth”
@@dot_380gaming you get everything out the mud
@@jeremiahhudson302 “you put your hand over your heart when you bless your food. GOD, please respect this meal”
Bruh 90% of this Kraig comp was pure laughs. Very well done.
His creativity is insane, like how tf does he come up with half of this shit😂
I know but he’s funny
I don’t know but he funny is hell
He write everything
@@icyyboyyy5117dont matter that shits still funny
“Brent inner voice sound like a chipmunk” son what 😂😂😂😂😂
“You look like the richest nigga in the titanic” SHIT HAD ME DEAD 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
"Boo energy change when he hears bath water" is an all-time Roast Me joke. Top 3 for sure.
I absolutely couldn't breath at the chipmunk part🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
“ Horses won’t run when doboy get on em, like nah fuck that “ 😭I’m weezing
Anything less than a cake is a crumb to you. 🤣
You get emotional during Jurassic Park😭😂
Kraig roasting Billy while Patrick laughing is the absolute best.