Microwaving an Apple for 13 Minutes and 27 Seconds (NSE)

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  • @drunkenhobo8020
    @drunkenhobo8020 4 місяці тому +2635

    Mr. Sausage is going to get sent back to the basement so quickly his moustache will spin.

    • @dkormos4
      @dkormos4 4 місяці тому +69

      His mustache DOES spin whenever a Will It Blow gets 5 Mark Ruffalos, and confetti shoots out his nose. Sadly the camera is never pointed at this.

    • @farthead2023
      @farthead2023 4 місяці тому +3

      Mamamia

    • @farthead2023
      @farthead2023 4 місяці тому +3

      Mamamia

    • @farthead2023
      @farthead2023 4 місяці тому +3

      Mamamia

    • @MelodyOo
      @MelodyOo 4 місяці тому +3

      I love this comment

  • @JakeJakers
    @JakeJakers 4 місяці тому +1532

    Hearing him say he'll microwave an apple for an hour when the title doesn't even cover 15 minutes fills me with a new caliber of culinary fear.

    • @yooberz
      @yooberz 4 місяці тому +24

      We have reached power level 2 of the sausageverse

  • @UpsideDownSmore
    @UpsideDownSmore 4 місяці тому +2812

    jesus christ the fact that he even considered sticking something into a microwave for an hour

    • @johnracine4589
      @johnracine4589 4 місяці тому +321

      I think the longest I’ve ever run something in a microwave was 5 minutes straight and I was convinced the whole thing was going to explode.

    • @hhdhpublic
      @hhdhpublic 4 місяці тому +94

      no thinking just doing

    • @jamessinclair2898
      @jamessinclair2898 4 місяці тому +69

      mr sausage is gonna burn his house down some day
      for the fans

    • @TimOGhoul
      @TimOGhoul 4 місяці тому +20

      The power of christ compels you.

    • @0cellusDS
      @0cellusDS 4 місяці тому +39

      Next up: Microwaving a microwave oven for an hour

  • @zacharydragonsblood3368
    @zacharydragonsblood3368 4 місяці тому +976

    3 years to renovate the kitchen and he's already trying to burn it down

    • @MaxGutfeld
      @MaxGutfeld 4 місяці тому +7

      Mr. Sauage Potato would be proud.

    • @stevenweinstein1883
      @stevenweinstein1883 4 місяці тому +6

      @@MaxGutfeld”you should set your house on fire”
      “I said later!”

  • @Jawaddles
    @Jawaddles 4 місяці тому +655

    You were JUST let back into the kitchen, Mr. Sausage.

  • @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort
    @MyUsernameIsAlsoBort 4 місяці тому +491

    Microwave ovens: universally known for cooking at a fraction of the time of conventional cooking.
    Mr. Sausage: still thinks he can actually microwave for an hour

    • @1stCallipostle
      @1stCallipostle 4 місяці тому +45

      This is the man who deep fries for an hour

    • @archiveacc3248
      @archiveacc3248 4 місяці тому +26

      The 15/30/60 minute rule WILL be respected.

    • @christophermoore6110
      @christophermoore6110 4 місяці тому +3

      @@1stCallipostlecompletely different, deep fryers won’t burst into flames for cooking too long, microwaves will

  • @obelix703
    @obelix703 4 місяці тому +727

    TIL: The Sausage family needs functioning smoke detectors in their home.

    • @johnlafferty3750
      @johnlafferty3750 4 місяці тому +129

      He spent all his money on lobster for the lobster episode there's no way he can afford smoke detectors

    • @jackmehoff9616
      @jackmehoff9616 4 місяці тому +7

      Seriously

    • @RaptorJesus
      @RaptorJesus 4 місяці тому +37

      I'm going to choose to believe he intentionally removed the batteries for this, and reinstalled them after the smoke cleared.

    • @rizalkhafidin1471
      @rizalkhafidin1471 4 місяці тому +18

      Smoke detector for what? It will just stand in the way for Mr. Sausage's culinary expertise

    • @viljamtheninja
      @viljamtheninja 4 місяці тому +3

      @@rizalkhafidin1471 Exactly, that's the last thing they need, it'll just interrupt their cooking.

  • @tciddados
    @tciddados 4 місяці тому +174

    Very ominous title when you start listing the 15 minute/30 minute/1 hour apples.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 4 місяці тому +49

    I've been surprised so many times that I was actually ready to believe it tasted like Banana Pudding. Ever since cat food sausage was given a 3/5, I don't even know what's real anymore.

    • @BruceAlarie
      @BruceAlarie 4 місяці тому +1

      WE are real,friend----surely if we werent wed thjink of something better!

    • @ysf-d9i
      @ysf-d9i 3 місяці тому

      i suppose 5/5 means barely edible

  • @MelodyOo
    @MelodyOo 4 місяці тому +147

    Ordinary Sausage: "Will it blow?"
    Mrs Sausage: "You blew up the house!!"
    Ordinary Sausage: "5 Mark Ruffalos!"

  • @thesheepdawg
    @thesheepdawg 4 місяці тому +31

    When I was 8 years old I was left home alone. I was told I wasn't allowed to use the oven, even though we had cookie dough in the freezer that my mom had just shown me how to bake. So logically, I decided to try putting the cookie dough in the microwave instead. The wrapper said 15 minutes so that's what I put the timer at. Much like you, I returned after 13 minutes to a plume of smoke and a pile of char in the microwave. Good to know that a microwave does the same thing to an apple that it does to cookie dough. Thanks for bringing back the memories Mr. Sausage, maybe future "Will it microwave?"s should be 1 minute, 3 minutes, and 5 minutes.

    • @ysf-d9i
      @ysf-d9i 3 місяці тому

      so how many sheepdawgs do you give the microwave cookie dough? 4/5?

  • @SnowOntheThrone
    @SnowOntheThrone 4 місяці тому +41

    What a way to break in that newly renovated kitchen

  • @samuelbucher5189
    @samuelbucher5189 4 місяці тому +89

    I think that based on this experiment, the microwave metric should be 5, 10, 15 minutes instead of the deep fryer's 15, 30, 60 minutes.

  • @HowToChangeName
    @HowToChangeName 4 місяці тому +32

    Microwaved anything thats both sealed and watery is the worst thing you can do

  • @BeansInTheSink
    @BeansInTheSink 4 місяці тому +32

    When I read the title, I thought for sure the video was going to be the full duration of the apple being microwaved.
    "Is it a good idea to microwave this?" Good times.

    • @skia-morph
      @skia-morph 4 місяці тому +3

      I was a die hard fan while the show was running !! so glad other people remember
      nobody likes roasted nuts..

  • @JobuuLive
    @JobuuLive 4 місяці тому +105

    When I was like 10 years old i misread the instructions on mini bagel pizzas and I put them in the microwave for 15 minutes. Needless to say they were charred black and the house was full of black smoke. My grandmother was not happy with me.

    • @PatrickKniesler
      @PatrickKniesler 4 місяці тому +22

      I'm in my thirties and just this week discovered that 8 minutes is just enough time to burn eight chicken nuggets and weld them to a plastic plate but not burst into flame or fill a house with smoke.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 4 місяці тому +4

      Hey that's how you learn. I bet Grandma has burned plenty of things in her time

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus 4 місяці тому +1

      But how did they taste at least ;_;

    • @JobuuLive
      @JobuuLive 3 місяці тому +2

      @@seronymus Obliterated

  • @AQFearfullMage
    @AQFearfullMage 4 місяці тому +100

    Microwaving anything for 15 minutes is insane, microwaves are some of the most overpowered gadgets you can find in a kitchen.

    • @IAmMrGreat
      @IAmMrGreat 4 місяці тому +4

      Eh, lots of microwaves have lower settings so you avoid dry/burnt outsides and frozen insides. Remarkably few people use those settings tho.
      Personally I never use the highest setting on mine and regularly microwave things for 10 minutes or more. I've even gone beyond 20 minutes a couple of times where I probably could have gotten away with a slightly higher setting, but a lower setting really helps with avoiding dry/burnt food that's still hot all the way through.

    • @WillItLase
      @WillItLase 4 місяці тому +3

      Yeah he doesn't use those settings, slapped it in there, punched 15 and let it go, that's probably around 60-80% power.

    • @lemagreengreen
      @lemagreengreen 4 місяці тому +3

      I melted a hole in a dinner plate this christmas.
      Like it melted... porcelain? the turntable thing had slipped off and I guess it wasn't spinning but yeah, it melted the plate and the glass turntable.

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer 4 місяці тому +2

      A big potato can take about fifteen minutes.

    • @MaxGutfeld
      @MaxGutfeld 4 місяці тому +2

      @@IAmMrGreat You're talking about a guy that refuses to use a funnel.

  • @Metaltails12345
    @Metaltails12345 4 місяці тому +10

    Ordinary sausage is bringing back "Is it a good idea to microwave this?" and I'm all for it

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump 4 місяці тому +8

    You're gonna need more microwaves

  • @dolphinsays
    @dolphinsays 4 місяці тому +6

    i love the chaotic energy of this channel, every other weird/crazy food youtuber seems to try and transition into a legitimate chef and recipes channel as fast as they can, ignoring why their channel got popular in the first place, but Mr.Sausage always seems to actively do the opposite of that and come up with crazier and crazier ideas.

    • @PhazoGanon
      @PhazoGanon 4 місяці тому +1

      In 5 years time we'll watch him try to cook with White Phosphorus

  • @NotEcons
    @NotEcons 4 місяці тому +5

    it's been years since I've seen an episode of "is it a good idea to microwave this?" this was a nice little nostalgia kick

  • @lemagreengreen
    @lemagreengreen 4 місяці тому +5

    Microwaving stuff you shouldn't content was part of the early bedrock of UA-cam content and I'm happy to see Mr Sausage bringing it back

  • @BGTech1
    @BGTech1 4 місяці тому +4

    “In terms of good, this is not” 10/10 quote

  • @Homeminboss
    @Homeminboss 4 місяці тому +6

    Does this remind anyone else of an early youtube series about putting things in a microwave and seeing what happens?

    • @Ryyi23
      @Ryyi23 4 місяці тому +1

      "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?" is a classic UA-cam series! ❤

  • @TylerJosephSmith
    @TylerJosephSmith 4 місяці тому +2

    0:18
    “We’ve pretty much lost all visibility on the apple.”

  • @beansbutterreviewwagon2542
    @beansbutterreviewwagon2542 4 місяці тому +48

    Can you microwave a peanut for 26 minutes and 38 seconds? Shell on

  • @mjrleaguesweetie
    @mjrleaguesweetie 4 місяці тому +10

    0:29 great job, man

  • @javiersaugar376
    @javiersaugar376 4 місяці тому +20

    A respectable endeavor.
    Now finally onto: Costco Sausages. Chicken Bake,Pizza, Hotdog + Drink, local Costco sandwich variant, chicken Caesar, the parfait, Double Chocolate Chunk Cookies and frozen coffee. Grind it down to a sausage and cook it on the Hot Dogger then tell us if the sausage is worth the Costco membership fee.
    This will continue to be posted until Morale or Sausage improves!

    • @Wario-The-Legend
      @Wario-The-Legend 4 місяці тому +7

      Morale is at a permanent low with the sausage community because they always find ways to nitpick everything Mr. Sausage does.

    • @Toiletlord
      @Toiletlord 4 місяці тому +2

      What if he chopped all of those up and used them to make. Casserole?

    • @javiersaugar376
      @javiersaugar376 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Toiletlord Costcorole

    • @baileyhobbs3238
      @baileyhobbs3238 4 місяці тому

      There is a coscto rotisserie chicken sausage video somewhere in here!

  • @Ashanmaril
    @Ashanmaril 4 місяці тому +2

    "This should be a fun experiment. Surely he will do it with a burner microwave he found at a Goodwill and outside in a safe environment, and not with his day-to-day use microwave in his expensive house with his children inside."

  • @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan
    @ThisGuyTheOrdinarySausageFan 4 місяці тому +14

    I wonder if the time has a meaning, maybe sausages will take over the planet on the 13th of some month in the year 2027

  • @carsonhales2449
    @carsonhales2449 4 місяці тому +140

    Video 100 straight asking Mr. Sausage to make the poutine sausage!!! Thank you guys for all of your support, now it’s time to go for 200 videos!!!

    • @RubyBelliyte7930
      @RubyBelliyte7930 4 місяці тому +5

      PLSSS MR SAUSAGE WE WANT POUTINE!!!

    • @tugger
      @tugger 4 місяці тому +3

      Americans will have a hard time finding real poutine sauce though. They think it's gravy! (it's not!!)

    • @yourguysheppy
      @yourguysheppy 4 місяці тому +1

      Can you even buy cheese curds in the US outside of Wisconsin

    • @ShiftyDave84
      @ShiftyDave84 4 місяці тому

      @@yourguysheppy Chicago ain't far from Wisconsin. About an hour.

    • @Toiletlord
      @Toiletlord 4 місяці тому +2

      He said no because it would just taste like potato.

  • @momomunsta8887
    @momomunsta8887 4 місяці тому +2

    Oh boy, we’re moving into the microwave arc!

  • @tdalrius5512
    @tdalrius5512 4 місяці тому +4

    your house is going to smell like burnt apple for weeks

  • @androidepin
    @androidepin 4 місяці тому

    The commitment to your time frame is astounding. Even when it was frying going for an hour was insane, this is just completely batshit. If you wanted actual results do a 2.5/5/10 minute cycle or 5/10/15 if you want to get spicy. Nobody has ever fried or microwaved something for as long as this

  • @jobrown95
    @jobrown95 4 місяці тому +1

    Reminds me of when my brother deep fried a chimichanga on high heat and I came down the stairs to the entire first floor covered in smoke

  • @shelby6745
    @shelby6745 4 місяці тому +2

    Now we need the 13 minute 28 seconds microwaved apple

  • @lordnycon2186
    @lordnycon2186 4 місяці тому +6

    Dude, stop as long as she still loves you😂

  • @linkly9272
    @linkly9272 4 місяці тому +1

    Ordinary Sausage has become an alchemist, transmuting apples into coal.

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm surprised he didn't just go down in time and try a 10-minute apple and a 5-minute apple.

  • @leonicle4473
    @leonicle4473 4 місяці тому +9

    Next time get an extra microwave and do it outside

  • @DaniMartVTen
    @DaniMartVTen 4 місяці тому +2

    I fear that the next logical step from this video is making a peanut butter diamond.

  • @GlassbrainZ
    @GlassbrainZ 4 місяці тому +1

    He's gonna be more cooked than that Apple when Mrs. Sausage returns.

  • @stormtrooper74
    @stormtrooper74 4 місяці тому +11

    Combine this with some other NSEs in a giant NSE sausage!!

  • @Aeduo
    @Aeduo 4 місяці тому +3

    Nobody tell him to microwave grapes.

    • @DuploBone
      @DuploBone 4 місяці тому +2

      Tell him to microwave more things? You got it, champ. 🏆

  • @francogonz
    @francogonz 4 місяці тому +1

    Try this: 1hour deepfrying= 10min microwaving

  • @mrbeaver8184
    @mrbeaver8184 4 місяці тому +10

    This is the start of a beautiful new saga of microwave based videos.

  • @oscarramirez2697
    @oscarramirez2697 4 місяці тому +12

    Microwave Lobster next

  • @Caketacowo
    @Caketacowo 4 місяці тому +1

    Do it outside next time, don’t give up Mr. Sausage! You’re onto the next big NSE series here!

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 4 місяці тому +8

    Him doing the "15 minute, 30 minute, 1 hour" bit in a video that states a time of "13 minutes, 27 seconds" is a little thing we like to call "dramatic irony".
    Now, microwave surströmming.

  • @Boedinator
    @Boedinator 4 місяці тому +1

    I take it you’ve never seen “Is it a good idea to microwave this?” They did this stuff in their “lab” so you don’t have to

  • @raynorzeraph953
    @raynorzeraph953 4 місяці тому +1

    On a paper plate, even

  • @MaxGutfeld
    @MaxGutfeld 4 місяці тому

    Mr. Sausage's fan base probably does need to be reminded what the inside of an apple looks like.
    Deep frying an apple for an hour was the first ever OS video I watched. I thought "who the hell is this idiot?" and now I've watched every single episode. Keep shining on you crazy diamond.

  • @Antwon22
    @Antwon22 4 місяці тому +6

    Maybe 5 min, 10 min and 15 min would be better for the microwave?

  • @BuddySweyzer
    @BuddySweyzer 4 місяці тому +4

    The 1 hour apple would've just burned down the house then?

  • @TheodoricFriede
    @TheodoricFriede 4 місяці тому

    The level of genuine cooking talent this man has makes it all the more baffling when hes decides to put an apple in the microwave for an HOUR.
    It takes maybe 10 minutes to cook a potato in the microwave.

  • @bodnerd
    @bodnerd 4 місяці тому +2

    Just like how carcinization leads species to become crabs, food UA-cam channels eventually become Is It A Good Idea To Microwave This

  • @SC0URG3.
    @SC0URG3. 4 місяці тому +1

    Deepfry the apples next time, sir!

  • @TheyCallMeMrSchnappo
    @TheyCallMeMrSchnappo 4 місяці тому +1

    This reminds me of when my partner read a recipe for roasted garlic that used a microwave. They did not read the comments first, which would have been helpful because the garlic basically caught fire and the comments warned us as such.

  • @bldmyamean8352
    @bldmyamean8352 4 місяці тому +1

    Shhhh! Don't give away my secrets to making a whole apple pie from scratch in 15 mins!!

  • @umbrellacorp.
    @umbrellacorp. 4 місяці тому +1

    My wife would kill me if I did something like this too. You're brave dude. 🍎😂

  • @Sophylio
    @Sophylio 4 місяці тому

    I learn so much about life watching this channel.

  • @summerfields2792
    @summerfields2792 4 місяці тому

    Ordinary Sausage gives us the things we didn’t know we needed.

  • @SalariaStudios
    @SalariaStudios 4 місяці тому

    Me enjoying the fact he is in his 3 year kitchen Reno. Knowing next week he will announce the basement is getting a kitchen addition.

  • @SMTRodent
    @SMTRodent 4 місяці тому

    That was one of the funniest episodes yet, but also *really* informative. Might try a five minute apple.

  • @arthuruppiano3211
    @arthuruppiano3211 4 місяці тому

    "In terms of good, this is not" could be the motto of this channel.

  • @TheTrueArkher
    @TheTrueArkher 4 місяці тому

    "In terms of good, this is not" Mr. Sausage always has such wonderful ways to describe things.

  • @LupoSenpai
    @LupoSenpai 4 місяці тому

    Microwaving [Food item] for [oddly specific time] will be a great series

  • @shabushaburo
    @shabushaburo 4 місяці тому

    I love the Lore that Mr Sausage has to wait for Mrs Sausage to leave the house to film videos. Free Mr Sausage

  • @Grungles13
    @Grungles13 4 місяці тому

    Sometimes I think he just looks around his kitchen and says "Ehhh, yeah I guess I can do something with this.". No thought process whatsoever, and I love it.

  • @Bettermicrowave
    @Bettermicrowave 4 місяці тому +17

    Never cook with me ever again.

  • @Beefaroni_Bert
    @Beefaroni_Bert 4 місяці тому

    Mr. Sausage is expanding into the "Is It a Good idea to Microwave This?" territory! the nostalgia is powerful

  • @declancochran2882
    @declancochran2882 4 місяці тому

    I bet there was a brief moment midway through where the kitchen smelt heavenly.

  • @MJV90
    @MJV90 4 місяці тому

    Oh Mr Sausage. As you descend into madness... I shall follow your every step

  • @Pinkmanbutawesome
    @Pinkmanbutawesome 4 місяці тому +1

    Steak boiled in vanilla extract

  • @MrPruske
    @MrPruske 4 місяці тому +1

    0:51
    and it sounds like a lack of smoke detectors XD

  • @christophermccutcheon2143
    @christophermccutcheon2143 4 місяці тому +1

    You would benefit from 3 microwaves. Show this to Mrs Sausage that you're not just making it up

  • @RVBMichaelJCaboose
    @RVBMichaelJCaboose 4 місяці тому

    Not only will ordinary sausage lose his kitchen privileges, he might also lose his bed privileges and will no longer be able to sleep on his Helix Dusk Luxe mattress, which is what he was paired with when he took Helix’s sleep quiz.

  • @philg6115
    @philg6115 4 місяці тому

    We deserve the 1 hour apple. Move that microwave outside and start cooking

  • @exactly488ants2
    @exactly488ants2 4 місяці тому +1

    Lets just say, theres a reason most packages say to microwave its contents for a couple of minutes max

  • @pittypolyphonic
    @pittypolyphonic 4 місяці тому

    Betraying the basic instinct of anything in the microwave for longer than 5 minutes is a fire

  • @abtimus
    @abtimus 4 місяці тому

    i always love how Mr.Sausage always goes with 15 Minutes first when obviously 15 Minutes of frying and or microwaving basically anything is allready 10 Minutes too long for most things!😅❤

  • @kevinchavez7701
    @kevinchavez7701 4 місяці тому

    His taste buds are so fried that it doesn’t even bother him that it was burnt

  • @BakaTaco
    @BakaTaco 4 місяці тому

    Mr Sausage, you know that even if you do manage to clear out the entire house of burnt apple smell, the SECOND Mrs Sausage comes home, she will ABSOLUTELY smell the burnt apple, and then you will be thrown back into the basement for permanent time out.

  • @PeteofHartainia
    @PeteofHartainia 4 місяці тому

    A new age has dawned in sausage related content.

  • @PikaPWN91
    @PikaPWN91 4 місяці тому

    my man didnt even adjust the power level just plopped it right in

  • @NocturnBear
    @NocturnBear 4 місяці тому +1

    You know what’s sweet? Ox Tail Sausage! It’s the _apple_ of your eye!

  • @DJ4x
    @DJ4x 4 місяці тому

    "We're gonna see what happens when you MICROWAVE it for an hour!"
    Fire. Fire happens.

  • @Tigerbricks11
    @Tigerbricks11 4 місяці тому

    I never would have expected the inside to be so reminiscent of charcoal based on the outside

  • @number1fen
    @number1fen 4 місяці тому

    Man gets freed from the basement and immediately tries to take revenge by burning the house down

  • @tumbleweed420hits
    @tumbleweed420hits 3 місяці тому

    I honestly can' think of anything that needs to be microwaved for 15 minutes, that's a crazy start time

  • @StrayLion
    @StrayLion Місяць тому

    This is what happens when he doesn't run the episode idea by Mrs. Sausage first. Pioneer territory.

  • @stotonno96
    @stotonno96 4 місяці тому +22

    0 sausage: a sausage made of all the sausages that got 0 out of 5

    • @jonahbrown5669
      @jonahbrown5669 4 місяці тому

      If that sausage is a 5 out of 5, it won't be a 0 sausage. Is the 0 sausage a 0 sausage, or is the 0 a 5? That is the question 🥸

  • @Gokaizilla
    @Gokaizilla 4 місяці тому

    It only took 2 videos and Mr. Sausage is already going to be sent back to the basement

  • @danfoss9365
    @danfoss9365 4 місяці тому

    I did the exact same thing with a costco muffin many years ago. It smoked out the entire first floor of my house and made the air dense and spicy. It hurt to touch even through an oven mitt, I had one on each hand playing the most deadly game of hot potato of my entire life. Running in a panic to rid my house of this abomination before it destroyed the place, I threw it into my backyard. I watched it as it melted the wet grass beneath it, the image burned permanently into my memory. I shall never forget the pure terror instilled in me that day from the micromuff.

  • @Blurry.Z
    @Blurry.Z 4 місяці тому

    Welcome back, jogwheel

  • @lukatheott
    @lukatheott 4 місяці тому

    I see Mr. Sausage has moved on from poisoning himself to attempting to burn down his house

  • @Praisethesunson
    @Praisethesunson 4 місяці тому

    These videos are going to do the sausage family no favors when their house inevitably burns down.

  • @failcharger
    @failcharger 4 місяці тому +1

    You can use these lessons for a boxalo box sausage 🌭🌭🌭

  • @Tyranzor64
    @Tyranzor64 4 місяці тому +1

    Im surprised your microwave transformer can run for anywhere close to 15 minutes without overheating

  • @tristanballman9262
    @tristanballman9262 4 місяці тому

    Hyped for the new microwave arc