please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVEUOR
I'm honestly kind of shocked that the kitchen renovations didn't take "Will It Blow?" into account. I thought that place would have been ready to be hosed down on the daily
one day the uploads will stop and a month later mrs sausage will upload a photo of a sausage shaped coffin in a sausage casing full of manscape, and helix sponsors.
I can't remember him mentioning the renovations. I just assumed they moved into their new house and Mrs Sausage immediately banished whatever this is to the closest place in the house to hell. Edit: Well exit mouth is my new least favourite combinations of words.
I love them, but the number of them I can eat in a sitting depends on how bad my migraine is. If it's a really bad headache, I can chug them down like plain salted peanuts but they taste better than just plain salt. The aftermath doesn't much differ if I eat three or three dozen.
@@ashurafreedan dont really but i have EBS already so drinking water can make me sit on the toilet for hours but when i eat spicy i fell nothing or have to go to the bathroom. Just to let you know ive eaten two one chip chalmange and all i had was a runny nose, no needing milk or anything
2:05 Having use to work for a lawn care company mowing lawns, To answer Mrs. Sausage question, It’s the scheduling and when the “spotter” spots a lawn that needs cut, then they send out a crew to cut it, It’s always random and always the “spotters” say weather or not the grass needs cut. So that’s why times are weird on cutting grass. (Side note, don’t mow grass unless you can’t handle rocks/grass shavings hitting your face) 😊
Can't believe it's been 3 years of sausage basement. I've been watching for 2 years now and watched a lot of the backlog but it's wild to see the sausaging environment change in real time.
RIP to the Sausage Dungeon. So many memories we had down there. So many we wish we could forget. So many that will never let us sleep at night. So many.
"people who eat spicy food do it for attention, and they're the kind of people who back into parking spots" YOU my man, took my words of 30+ years right out of my mouth.
I have genuinely no idea why UA-cam recommended this video to me, but I was legally obligated to check out a video titled "Carolina Reaper Peanuts Sausage". I don't know what I expected, but this was a trip lmao
Are we talking about the spicy food or the backing into parking spaces? Because I eat spicy food to a normal level, but always back my car into spaces. It makes getting out more efficient!
I have no doubt that Mr and Mrs Sausage have a giggle after every video because they actually have a really happy marriage and she thinks it’s funny to be portrayed as such an intimidating woman. I’m onto you, sir and madam!
The renovations looks great, can't really blame Ms. Sausage for wanting to spare it from sausage splatter. Also you should do a tartar sauce sausage, I've looked through the channel and haven't seen you do that one yet.
Don't think I've ever been as surprised by this channel as I have been seeing the kitchen renovated, it looks completely different from when they moved in
Instead of printing out the Mark Boxalo art and putting it on the cereal box, silkscreen a shirt with the Mark Boxalo art and give it to Mrs. Sausage as a gift and don't tell her. Then you can do a "Will it blow?" upstairs.
The really hot peppers are like being kicked in the nuts: there's the briefest of moments where you're like "it hurts, but this is manageable," and even as you think it the pain ramps to a crescendo where it's going to remain for the foreseeable future.
Dude i just wanted to say thank you for bringing us smiles every week. Its been quite the journey. Again thank you for bringing some disturbing joy to the world.
A respectable endeavor. Now finally onto: Costco Sausages. Chicken Bake,Pizza, Hotdog + Drink, local Costco sandwich variant, chicken Caesar, the parfait, Double Chocolate Chunk Cookies and frozen coffee. Grind it down to a sausage and cook it on the Hot Dogger then tell us if the sausage is worth the Costco membership fee. This will continue to be posted until Morale or Sausage improves!
But seriously Mr Sausage, don't upset the missus. She can be distracting from sausage making but wives usually are right. Unless it's about will it blows.
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
The lawn care is at different times because it's one lawn care company doing each lawn one after the other. They're not going to hire a huge staff to do all the lawns at once.
Yeah, but the context was that he gets randomly interrupted by it every day of the week. I was suggesting that we make note of it so he knows the approximate schedule of when to expect it.
spicy food is delicious and backing into parking is for people who like working now so they can have it easy later. that sausage was easily a 4/5. 5/5 if you had added seasoning to it.
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Nah
I like spicy food :>
Deer Urine Sausage. Ive asked kindly 13 times and paid you 4 dollars
@@Enteropy23 bro paid this man 💀
please make a sausage containing meat, horseradish, olives, anchovies, eggplant, pickled eggs and vegemite and a splash of malort. Do it for the FLAVEUOR
What went into the basement was a man. What emerged is something nearly unrecognizable.
kinda looks like a sausage to me
W!eners out for the myth the legend
W!eners out for the myth the legend
W!eners out for the myth the legend
a sausage man
I feel like Mr. Sausage could prank Mrs. Sausage extremely well by just randomly yelling "Five Mark Ruffalos" while he's in the kitchen.
i really hope he does this
He needs to do that
You’re an evil genius
PErfection.
Worse: In the bathroom
Just IMMEDIATELY splatters the new stove tip with oil.
Mrs Sausage has the patience of a saint
Just the tip, though
@FightingTorque411 now I can't edit my comment because that's so funny
To be fair he's the one who actually uses the stovetop so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Goodbye Sausage Studios / Dungeon. You will be missed
The audio is better downstairs.
Well it will have a cameo every episode still
This is a sad end to the Gas Leak Arc
@@stormtrooper74it really is. this is not an upgrade for us 😢
At least we still have the radioactive cereal box
When the wife was rambling and you called her Mrs.Sausage she KNEW she was gonna make it in the video with that thought lmao
I didn’t :(
The "Don't... 🥺" cracked me up
@mrs.sausage4441 Mrs. Sausage can you please let Mr. Sausage do Will it Blows in the kitchen?
@@mrs.sausage4441 Why you gotta treat him like a bad dog with the will it blow
@@narius_jaden215you see the messes he makes?? he is a bad dog 😂
I'm honestly kind of shocked that the kitchen renovations didn't take "Will It Blow?" into account. I thought that place would have been ready to be hosed down on the daily
The point scoring system is mostly derived from how messy it is to clean up.
mrs.sausage ,that consciencious meanie!
you think he cleans the will it blow area?
@@rust3152not anymore lmao just look at that Poot cereal box for example
RIP to the Basement Sausage arc, you join the Florida Kitchen in the Sausage Hall of Fame!
one day the uploads will stop and a month later mrs sausage will upload a photo of a sausage shaped coffin in a sausage casing full of manscape, and helix sponsors.
I really hope that Sausage doesn't burst
and the styrofoam head with the “toy”
They are gonna bury him in the basement with all his mark ruffalo's.
And Adam&Eve 💙
@@sneed915 They're gonna bury him in the basement with *the* Mark Ruffalo.
Only a truly loving wife could imbue the word 'don't' with such a combination of sadness and threat.
@tatecheddar this is a miserable view of things, and I pity your loved ones (if you have any)
🎶 i can't wait to get back on the sausage again 🎶
sing brother sing
Mixed message
PHRASING
@@jango7889 "we're done with phrasing"
@@haphazardprism ARCHER!!!
I can't remember him mentioning the renovations. I just assumed they moved into their new house and Mrs Sausage immediately banished whatever this is to the closest place in the house to hell.
Edit: Well exit mouth is my new least favourite combinations of words.
ew
I thought that too. Just immediately banished to the basement in the new house
I feel the basement is the proper place for deranged sausage experimentation.
mrs sausage must still be traumatized by the sweet baby ray’s sausage
Nah man it's the brain sausage
??? MARK RUFFALOS
@@ChesterManfred That bbq sauce will it blow didn't score five...
@@2goodsharks oops. Can you blame me, though? It's just too much info
@@ChesterManfredit got 6/5 ruffalos and he did it all over the stove, no box to give the stove nor wall even a semblance of protection
0 sausage: a sausage made of all the sausages that got a 0 out of 5
Yes
Can we make sure this gets done?
This has to happen.
The 1 mil sub special I imagine
this is the scariest sausage because the longer he takes to do it, the worse its going to get
Why do I feel like he’s gonna be back in the basement next episode
I'm actively hoping he is
i want to meet the absolute savage who is eating these like its m&ms and enjoying a movie
They are bit hot but not bad but my tolerance is high
@@ONIGIRIKINGU how does it feel in the bathroom?
I love them, but the number of them I can eat in a sitting depends on how bad my migraine is. If it's a really bad headache, I can chug them down like plain salted peanuts but they taste better than just plain salt. The aftermath doesn't much differ if I eat three or three dozen.
mr sausage has a low spice tolerance
@@ashurafreedan dont really but i have EBS already so drinking water can make me sit on the toilet for hours but when i eat spicy i fell nothing or have to go to the bathroom. Just to let you know ive eaten two one chip chalmange and all i had was a runny nose, no needing milk or anything
You should totally make an "Will it blow?" ALTAR in the basement!!! Like some fancy religious sausage blowing holy altar!!! That would be sick.
… Papa Nurgle is listening with great interest. >)X^D
Does that mean Mr Sausage is the Emperor of Man? If so, then i agree.
Sounds like y'all need to mail him some kind of shrine for him to perch the cereal box upon.
"sausage blowing holy alter" is a helluva phrase
...Now you've put religion and sausagea in my head. My first thought is holy communion sausage.
2:05 Having use to work for a lawn care company mowing lawns, To answer Mrs. Sausage question, It’s the scheduling and when the “spotter” spots a lawn that needs cut, then they send out a crew to cut it, It’s always random and always the “spotters” say weather or not the grass needs cut. So that’s why times are weird on cutting grass. (Side note, don’t mow grass unless you can’t handle rocks/grass shavings hitting your face) 😊
Where a mask or goggles.
Seriously, they are maybe 10-20 bucks and protect your eyes and face from facial or optical trauma.
Those rocks are truly something. I’m surprised I haven’t been blinded by now.
"if it burns my mouth imagine how it's gonna feel burning my exit mouth"
....that's one way to put it.
Can't believe it's been 3 years of sausage basement. I've been watching for 2 years now and watched a lot of the backlog but it's wild to see the sausaging environment change in real time.
2:51 whoever did this is the best Mark Boxallo artist, period.
Greenland shark boiled in Surströmming juices and Malort.
genius
Yes please!
Topped with "The Last Dab" hot sauce from Heatonist.
this could actually create a brand new substance
NO
At long last The Sausage Lord has featured my scoring art. This will be an important day in my book.
Mrs. Sausage is definitely the brains of this household.
we all got our demons
RIP to the Sausage Dungeon. So many memories we had down there. So many we wish we could forget. So many that will never let us sleep at night. So many.
"people who eat spicy food do it for attention, and they're the kind of people who back into parking spots" YOU my man, took my words of 30+ years right out of my mouth.
"Worse than the people that back into parking spaces" I've never agreed more with such an unusually specific comparison.
i love the absolute morons that feels a need to park snugly next to me when they got a whole empty parking lot to pick from!!!
is justifiable homicide still illegal??
The wife yelling at you is my favorite side character tbh
I have genuinely no idea why UA-cam recommended this video to me, but I was legally obligated to check out a video titled "Carolina Reaper Peanuts Sausage".
I don't know what I expected, but this was a trip lmao
"people who enjoy spicy food are worse than people who back into parking spaces"
as an asian, i don't know how to react to this
It is no longer the sausage dungeon, but rather, the firing range.
Now I'm fascinated about lawncare too. LAWN TRIMMINGS SAUSAGE!!!
i mean it's good enough for ruminants, why shouldn't it be sausaged?
@@Palmit_ moo!
Your response to Mrs. Sausage's boring story is the best part of the episode.
Well damn, I like spicy food and I back into parking spaces. Guess I’m Mr. Sausage’s public enemy #1 now
Mr Sausage seemed pretty happy about this food item, we should send him more things like it!
5:02 woah woah i just got attacked and for what???
Same, super hurtful 😢 I already hear it from my wife 😂
Are we talking about the spicy food or the backing into parking spaces? Because I eat spicy food to a normal level, but always back my car into spaces. It makes getting out more efficient!
Backing into parking spaces is waaayy better than going straight in.
@@linkly9272 I've found my people
@@drunkenhobo8020 that's what I'm sayinnn
I think it’s finally time he sausages the boxalo box
I have no doubt that Mr and Mrs Sausage have a giggle after every video because they actually have a really happy marriage and she thinks it’s funny to be portrayed as such an intimidating woman. I’m onto you, sir and madam!
The US Navy medley was an interesting choice for todays sausage song
Pretty natural considering the getting on the sausage again song
@@justaguy5770 ew?
@@BruceAlarie hey, it's whatever floats your boat in the middle of the ocean
Fucking shocked me
Congratulations on the kitchen renovation! I hope it serves you guys well for years and years.
The renovations looks great, can't really blame Ms. Sausage for wanting to spare it from sausage splatter. Also you should do a tartar sauce sausage, I've looked through the channel and haven't seen you do that one yet.
boil a lobster in baked beans (sausaging optional)
This is the way.
This is the way.
This is the way.
Stretch a sausage casing over the intact lobster
NO!
I feel like a "Mrs. Sausage Decorations" sausage may be in order! It's a sausage that can ONLY bring them closer together!
I think as a final goodbye to the basement you should sausage the will it blow box and start a new one
XD
Don't think I've ever been as surprised by this channel as I have been seeing the kitchen renovated, it looks completely different from when they moved in
I have nothing but respect for the things this man puts himself through for us and for sausage science
Man, he hit my soul when he talked about people who back into parking spaces.
0:58 Microwave REFLECTION TIME BABY
He's already shown his face in an episode before
The rare Mrs Sausage POV shot.
RIP Sausage Dungeon 😢
Sausage Dungeon sounds like a cool band name.
Instead of printing out the Mark Boxalo art and putting it on the cereal box, silkscreen a shirt with the Mark Boxalo art and give it to Mrs. Sausage as a gift and don't tell her. Then you can do a "Will it blow?" upstairs.
This man's sausage psychosis 100% paid for that kitchen in its entirety and he's still barred from using it to it's full potential...
☕
The off-camera "Except Will it Blow!!!" killed me 🤣
It won’t be long till he’s back in the basement if Mrs. Sausage has her way.
"Exit mouth" is the most cursed thing I've heard all year.
Congrats on the new kitchen, Mr Sausage
Looking great
new kitchen and still a completely unaffixed stuffing machine i love it
RIP Ordinary Sausage’s colon
"Today we say goodbye to the basement sausage dungeon"
I'm sure Mrs. Sausage is ecstatic.
2:40 banishing her husband to the basement for being bad
Well what else could she do if mr. Sausage won't behave
From the Catacombs of Casings to the newly minted Sausage Scullery.
I'm proud of you, Mr.Sausage.
o7
5:33, plant sausage when?
That "Don't make me go back down d'ere" Just made me see Catstello making sausages while Babbit yells at'em.
Congratulations on the kitchen renovations!
You should try boiling surstromming
I suggested to him that he should boil the hakarl in surrstromming juice, at his parent's house, and he didn't seem to hate the idea
The really hot peppers are like being kicked in the nuts: there's the briefest of moments where you're like "it hurts, but this is manageable," and even as you think it the pain ramps to a crescendo where it's going to remain for the foreseeable future.
I feel like we've all been torturing mr. Sausage for content.
he does it to himself
I like how Mrs. Sausage's dialogue is put in subtitles, like she's speaking a different language
3 years in the basement
Dude i just wanted to say thank you for bringing us smiles every week. Its been quite the journey. Again thank you for bringing some disturbing joy to the world.
A respectable endeavor.
Now finally onto: Costco Sausages. Chicken Bake,Pizza, Hotdog + Drink, local Costco sandwich variant, chicken Caesar, the parfait, Double Chocolate Chunk Cookies and frozen coffee. Grind it down to a sausage and cook it on the Hot Dogger then tell us if the sausage is worth the Costco membership fee.
This will continue to be posted until Morale or Sausage improves!
stay strong sausage soldier, day of costco will come soon
A Sausage, made out of the Sausage machine.
You might need a blacksmith, welder, OSHA lawyer, and a twitchy dude from the Mad Max universe.
Finding out that Mr. Sausage doesn't back into parking spaces is a thorn in my heart.
But seriously Mr Sausage, don't upset the missus. She can be distracting from sausage making but wives usually are right. Unless it's about will it blows.
we need to send him spicy lobster. make him waste even more money
be nice to kevin
That Boxalo box art is brilliant
RIP basement
I've bought these a few times, they're actually incredibly tasty. Their less spicy varieties are also very good.
after binging a far too many of you videos, I think I found the perfect theme song for your videos. It's a song my dad taught me back in middle school. Donderbeck the butcher. There are several versions of it, but most of them have a very similar Chorus Line of "all the rats and Alley Cats are never more be seen they're off the street and grounded meat in donderbeck's machine"
the evangelion box art was great
Know what would have been a cooler sausage?
A bunch of NSEs combined together!
That has to be the most generous Will it Blow score you have ever given
"If I'm sent anymore spicy foods, it's going right in the trash!"
No it's not.
i remember when he said that applied to all food in general
Yep, he's said this before. I'm glad he got to "enjoy" the peanuts I sent him.
I eat spicy food WHILE backing into parking spaces
The lawn care is at different times because it's one lawn care company doing each lawn one after the other. They're not going to hire a huge staff to do all the lawns at once.
Yeah, but the context was that he gets randomly interrupted by it every day of the week. I was suggesting that we make note of it so he knows the approximate schedule of when to expect it.
thats most fascinanating mrs sausage
0:07
... 3 years...? THREE YEARS?!! What am i doing watching a man make sausages for over THREE YEARS STRAIGHT?
4:58 Gee, thanks 😆
Nooooo basement dungeon! Mrs. Sausage keep your monster locked up down there we beg you!
I see Mrs. Sausage still hasn't forgotten about the onion will it blow
Congrats on the kitchen renovation!!!
The comedic timing of that intro. I can just imagine the shadow of the Peanut Reaper himself eclipsing you as you spoke.
That sausage money got a new kitchen
Glad they have a fire extinguisher just in case Mr Sausage’s sausages actually catch fire.
omfg the anchors away reference wirh the song. amazing. this Seaman is blown away
A boxalo box sausage 🌭🌭🌭 would be less torture than this. Please consider
The minute he opened his P.O box he gets Carolina Reaper. People are wicked. 😂🌶🔥📫
Sorry
Most I’ve ever heard him cuss
spicy food is delicious and backing into parking is for people who like working now so they can have it easy later.
that sausage was easily a 4/5. 5/5 if you had added seasoning to it.
2:43 I gotta say, I love this collab with Ms.Sausage 😁😂🤌🏾 perfect.
bread sausage? from dough? ye?
The combination of baseball cap and pyjamas while sausaging made me chuckle.