This is for pinning the hater's comments. I love your class and your compassion. I hope one day the people who are giving you a hard time realize that you had their back; not their upline. Thank you for all the hard work that goes into your content!
I never, never would write that comment. I’m crying right now, I’m just seeing that comment a year later but someone hacked my email and must have done that. They also tried to steal thousands from me and take out lines of credit in my name, it was so stressful and frustrating to fix and now I see this comment that is literally associated to my name and face.
@@sarahrivas-qt5si whaaaaaat! What was the comment??? That's awful if true and I'm so sorry for u 😢 but y would a hacker leave a negative comment on an anti mlm video? 🤔 Lol. Seems odd, but no hate jw! ❤
Hi Hannah! As a current teacher, I think you're making the right decision by striking while the iron is hot with UA-cam. Teaching is a career that you can always get into. It's never too late. The momentum you have on UA-cam is certainly worth pursuing if that is what you want. You don't need anyone else's approval, but I just wanted to show my support!
Thank you so much for saying this, I really appreciate that! That’s how I ultimately made my decision. I have my degree, I have my certification, the profession isn’t going anywhere… I’m gonna ride this wave for a bit and see where I end up! ❤️
I stopped teaching after this last school year. Best decision I’ve made in a long time! Teachers are being treated like crap and it’s time something changes.
@@samanthawhitehead148 I'm sure as a teacher you dont need to be told this, but there is a huge movement towards people wanting to homeschool their children. if you really love teaching but aren't that into all the politics that go along with it. starting a homeschool group could be a good route to go
@@ericawrixon6314 Teachers absolutely deserve better. I was lucky that my teachers were great, otherwise I would not have turned out well at all considering my ASD.
In the first video, 90% of what she said was content-less jargon. A few examples: “new journey,” “one door closes,” “different directions,” “outside the box,” “core values,” “not in alignment,” “better place,” “black and white thinking,” NOTHING factual, informational, or specific.
Love that Jasmine continues to say that you have to make decisions based on logic and not emotion. So she dropped 7 ranks in Monat, and she didn't like how that felt. That's emotion. She jumped to a new MLM instead of realizing the system is whack. There is no logic happening here. All emotion.
Everything Jasmine says and does comes from greed! And she is not good at hiding it. She is an awful communicator and I more people start to see through her bulls***
It’s impressive how the first girl is patronizing, attacking, defensive, and condescending all while still subtly trying to recruit the people she’s being so rude to at the same time.
It may sound like I’m missing the forest for the trees here, but it really struck me when she said that being off of social media for a week was a super long time for her to be absent. I routinely go one or two weeks without checking my social media accounts, and I take these breaks for various reasons. They’re mental and social vacations that are very necessary for my overall well being, but being away from your phone and your Instagram simply isn’t an option for these people.
Yes absolutely a good point! That’s the reality of being in an MLM though… social media feels essential and like you can’t take a break without your business suffering 💔
The sheer audacity of calling the information out there “rumors”. Not rumors. Screenshots. Voice recordings. When they started with the gaslighting language, that’s when the vast majority of their team in Monat noped the heck out of joining them in their move to iGenius. As legal commentator Emily D Baker says, ya can’t put the sh!t back in the horse.
I love Emily D. Baker. She's one of my favourite UA-camrs and she has done some videos on MLM companies but through the legal sense. Though, I have only watched her one video about the LuLaRoe mess.
I love how she's so delusional saying "so many rumors" ... girl who is talking about your team, other than your team??? ... her self importance is so unbelievable 🥴
You have quickly become my new favorite anti-MLM youtuber. You're so authentic and I appreciate how gracious and informative your commentary is while still being funny and entertaining. I can't wait to see more videos!! ❤️ (P.S. a WFABB deep dive would be AMAZING!)
Hello!! You may notice my camera shifting slightly throughout this video. I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t realize my desk was touching my tripod so it kept getting nudged as I was filming. Won’t happen again and I hope you enjoy this video! 🥰
What's going on? A bad "employee" "leader" gets rewarded with a different leadership? Somewhere else! That should tell you this is a scam! If I have a bad resume in my job (retail) another retailer would question me and give me a lot less money than my previous employer, I would not be rewarded!
oh I'm always excited for some WFABB drama. it was so ridiculous how they all literally said the same thing, I think I still have screenshots of them literally having the same caption. it's embarrassing.
The first one was such a brat, she was so bothered that she had to explain to the plebs what she was doing. She was so negative and condescending, very “let them eat cake”.
FYI: You can DIY your own micellar water with 9 parts water to 1 part oil (olive is fine) - that's basically the same recipe as the bought ones. Tip from a former L'Oreal product designer
"I noticed I've been getting a LOT of negative feedback. Rather than examine my actions & try to determine why someone I victimized might dislike me, I've come to the executive decision that I am in fact blameless! Kindly respect my decision!!" Girl no!! Also the 5D vision is such a handy tool for this woman. Because if people don't like her decision to be the Worst, they simply are Idiots who only have 4D vision lol. I'm only a third of the way through this and I'm sick of the excuses.
The way that this woman said that she doesn't want to be an expert in any field because she doesn't want to be inconvenienced made me do a double take and put that part of the clip on repeat. Pretty much what she was saying is that she doesn't want to be inconvenienced by learning new skillsets because she just wants money without putting work into it and knowing what she's getting into. That way if this MLM fails her (like it's going to because she was scammed by this exact company years before she went into Monat), she can get into another company's products without having to push back on her previously learned skill sets. Imagine being in a career that requires college or university, and getting into your field and saying 'I don't want to be an expert in my field because I don't want to be inconvenienced'. Like, what? What? I just can't with this woman, lol.
She just needs a sugar daddy because she clearly doesn't have any skills to take care of herself. No sugar daddy is gonna want her though because girl ain't know a damn thing she's doing
Hand sanitizer and a paper towel/napkin works too. At least takes a good bit off and then wash the rest off on the shower (I've drawn on my hands and legs before, both intentionally and unintentionally)
i love that Garnier micellar water as a makeup remover. also, i think she used the silver sharpie cuz they are generally easy to remove. try a black one and then show it to me, hun
As someone who has been in Banking and Investments (as a registered representative) for over 20 years, her attitude is APPALLING. Now she's not just going to take your money for buying into the MLM, but they are literally going to take your money??? Butttttttt she's can't be bothered with learning about it? For her own protection, she needs to learn about what she is getting herself and her team into. Crypto is hard for professionals to understand, never mind those who are new to finance. 🤦♀😒🤷♀
'What in the psychotic geometry is going on here?' 😆😂😆😂 Your expression was priceless here - they try so hard to sound intelligent and profound, but end up with a jumbled mess of nonsensical word salad!
As someone who is an IT professional and follows new technologies closely, particularly crypto and the block chain, I can tell you that most, if not all, crypto is a house of cards taller and more unsteady than an MLM. They are definitely a match made in heaven.
Although I am in direct sales, I just want to say I appreciate you for standing up for something you believe in with grace and dignity and not with hate.
I'm sure the departure from Monat had nothing to do with dropping 7 ranks and having to re-rank. Not at all. I think it was recognized that you have to jump ship and score big money to set yourself up better for when the MLM is running out of gas. **Edit 1: Entrepreneur: I don't think that means what you think it does... (Yes I'm envisioning The Princess Bride).
Yes good point!! I forgot to mention it in the video but yeah, it’s clear that remaining at the top of Monat’s compensation plan was difficult so it’s time to move on to a new MLM…
That lady just proved a point to that tons of people get in a mlm so they can skip the learning and the work of learning. So when people do that, we see that they make up crap or spew out other people's fake crap 'cause they don't have to learn it, it's on a cheat sheet of info for whatever mlm it is. The Monat graduation kinda reminds me of when friends and family members of a hiring person gets a job in an entry level position that should go to someone that just graduated school in that field. Then they want to go to school for it. Getting into a mlm and then wanting to go to school for that (haircare or a fitness coach). I.m.o., Monat had that school so they can keep their reps and they get to go to "school" for it instead of leaving and going to school for a real certificate or deploma.
First, Hannah you look amazing here! You have to share your hair products or hair-care routine if you can 🤩 Also, congrats on full-time with youtube! You'll go so far I'm sure. Second, I love the sass here. There was a perfect amount of petty and it was perfect. Those MLM huns were... something wow. The first one switching from Monat to iGenius is actually insane. (That whole situation is insane haha). But the idea of switching companies when you're happy in your current one and then not wanting to learn or be an expert in your field when you switch???? It's just so confusing.
WAIT. Are you telling me that the whole story line arc in FRIENDS with Ross drawing on Rachel's face which led to their Vegas wedding.... could have been avoided?? with a wipe???!?!?!? Who would have thought!!! Not MOnAaAt! lol great video =)
I think you just need something with alcohol to rub off sharpie. I've done it plenty of times at work when I have to write on little plastic bags. A little hand sanitizer takes it right off if I ever make a mistake!
Hannah, I love your videos so much!! I've been. Binging for DAYS. Youre beautiful, ADORABLE and still compassionate even when receiving nasty comments when it's not deserving. Please....as long as MLMs are around...don't stop doing what youre doing 💕
First of all I want to say that you are currently one of my favourite anti MLM commentary channels, bc you do all your comments with so much class and respect! I see other channels being very harsh when commenting about these MLMers and I don’t think that’s a good thing but you do it so perfectly I love it!!! Then I really want to comment on your first clip with the WFAAB girl, OMG I have never heard so much BS in a video in my life. There is literally nothing to learn there, only ignorance! And you are right, who would want to have her as her upline or person to look up to?!? I really don’t know… it’s unbelievable 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
"In alignmet, a new path, dwelling on hatred, we're so full of love, higher values" these women can NOT be so empty headed to actually believe they're making any sense. If a woman talked to me with those same words, I would think she was on DRUGS. This is not how "normal" people talk.
...most of the people who were in Honors at my university were HUGE partiers. Also, I think something like 15% of people (conservatively) get honors in University. I convocated with honors from a top university in my county, but I legitimately can't do math or tell left from right, so Honors in University isn't an apt comparison. On an unrelated note, keep up the good work! This channel was new to me and I'm happy it was in my recommended.
The wfabb hun talking about not being bothered to learn just breaks my heart- so basically her only motivation in life is to make money? I'm definitely not anti-capitalist but not having intellectual stimulation on some level would sink me into an absolute dark depression. I sometimes wonder where these huns' heads are at - like are they okay, are they happy?
Seriously. Maybe it's just where I live but even the brainless phone addict money-hungry teens I know are still really passionate about some academic endeavour or another.
Why did it say I wasn't subbed? UA-cam is strange at times, could have sworn I subbed ages ago. Anyway your fast becoming one of my fave anti mlm creators. Love how you keep it factual and with your sweet nature and voice so good and easy to watch
Clicked on the video to see that I was unsubbed. Honestly it annoys me. If this is a bug on UA-cams end, they need to get it sorted out. I have just lost a lot of my booktuber subscriptions and now am extremely annoyed.
I love your videos! I have seen a lot of videos about Wfabb and I’m just here to say that if you did do a series I would definitely watch it. I think it’s interesting to see different perspectives that people in the anti-MLM movement have.
Thanks for the makeup removing recommendations! I am constantly gifted Mary Kay makeup remover from various family members, and I've always wondered what I would buy when I finally run out haha.
@@HannahAlonzo I NOTICED THAT, TOO. It's crazy because my first comment appeared as ruby, and then my second comment a few minutes later was emerald!! So I joined EXACTLY a month ago haha.
I just came across your channel and I love it. I appreciate your content, your logical reasoning, your mature and realistic reactions.. just everything. There's no bs or dramatic reactions or behavior just for clicks. It's all just a perfect combo, kudos and thank you!
I really like these MLM breakdowns, unfortunately as someone who got roped into one and still have friends in, I really feel your content is greatly needed. I used to watch CC Suarez but just could not tolerate her “Valley Girl” talk and constantly preening her hair and eating during videos. Thank you for these enjoyable and informative videos! New subscriber and looking forward to watching more from you.
I don’t know why you came up in my suggested videos but I’m so glad you did. I’ve binge watched all your videos over the last week - they’re so therapeutic!
Hi Hannah! I've been binge watching your videos and all I can say is you're doing the lord's work *chef's kiss*! I have my own MLM Horror story to share, and I hope to send it soon 😁
You know what was even crazier, theses mean girls did not allowed the downline to speak in the zoom call. There was one girl posting messages in a cardboard and getting block. That's messed up!!! I would be so pissed if I was told no you can't talk. Excuse me???
@@HannahAlonzo i feel like such a dummy 🤦♀️. I always thought it stood for dimension but I was wrong, it stands for direction...duh. well now I know cause the more you know 🌈
After stumbling across your videos I'm now wanting to watch all of them! Your commentary is so spot on and cuts the BS 🔪 I've also started conversations with friends and family about this and found out a lot of people I know (including me) have been swindled into MLMs including my dad and my 80 year old Grandma. They all spent more money than they made. This needs to be more well known and called out because good people are being brainwashed to thinking these are real businesses. But you're right the products don't matter and you only succeed if you convince new people to join. I was in Mary Kay when I was 20 and it distracted me from going to college. They're products were so expensive and you'd have to buy all the foundation shades to demo them. It was such a wash! Satin hands is the same as oil and sugar scrub you can make at home....I'm happy I got out. Thank you for all you're doing and continue to do ❤
I’m currently LIVING for your anti MLM content. I’ve been thoroughly enjoying myself while binge watching on a daily basis😂 I appreciate and respect the work your doing to educate the unknowing. Im aware of what pyramid schemes are but had literally NEVER heard of the term MLM until I stumbled across your channel. I do have a hell of a story thats quite bothersome now that I step back and realize what had happened. I will be sending it in to you via email and I can’t wait to one day see it on your channel!! And I have to add, I can’t be the only one who sees how in ALL of these clips of these MLM reps, they sound so ridiculously illiterate and uneducated?! They stumble over their words, stutter, go through long pauses as if they’ve lost their train of thought or don’t know what direction their going, they don’t know what to say, they all seem like they’re just flying by the seat of their pants and are genuinely just lost. Frankly they all sound Simply ignorant. Lol again I can’t be the only one who notices this?
I feel like silver Sharpie probably comes off easier than black... my experiences with various kinds of markers and paints as an artist/crafter have led me to believe that the metallic stuff tends to be a little bit crappier. Lower opacity, less intense pigment, less permanent, etc... I'm mostly thinking paints and colored pencils here, but it wouldn't surprise me if sharpies are the same. I doubt she deliberately chose silver Because it might be more washable, but... I have my suspicions
As someone who was predicted a First Class Honours, yet who didn’t achieve that due to significant illness, I find her ignorant comparison laughable and borderline offensive. I’m so glad that you cleared it up and debunked her! Also, Valentus and Forever Living are popular MLMs in the UK. Have you ever considered doing deep-dives on either? I’d be super interested to learn more, especially since the way you present your findings is so reasoned and fair. I love your channel! xo
“what in the psychotic geometry” 😂 i am dying. there may never have been a more perfect turn of phrase. honestly, how else does one respond the the call for “5D vision” than with psychotic geometry?!
I also wanted to say that you are by far like one of my favorites and I’m glad you’ve started making anti mlm videos Like my 5 base people I follow are sometimes a bit too spicy but like you’re so low key it’s like hanging out with my friends
Could you imagine if you applied MLM logic to other situations in life? A la the Hun who "refuses to believe" the 99.6% failure rate? Me: "Someone was telling me about sharks, but I don't believe it and refuse to believe it." Them: "Sorry, what?" Me: "Sharks, I don't believe they exist. I've never seen one so it's not possible that they exist." Them: "..."
I’ve been binge watching your videos & you’re hilarious 😅 In a good way. I’m so glad I found your channel. You’re very respectful in a very honest, informed & …. Honest way. Thank you
Silver sharpie comes off easier than other colors because it has a different solvent lol. Micellar water will take off black sharpie better than any cleansing balm. It's almost as if makeup is not sharpie and this has no validity!
I really enjoy your content! Crazy though here: i think you should put your content into a podcast! Some YT channels are uploading just the audio translated into a podcast and I personally love it!. I think you have the perfect content and voice for it😉😊
I’ve heard her make this argument in the zoom call and I just can’t decide if she truly believes what she’s saying or if she’s just saying it to manipulate everyone. Either way, it makes sense that people on her team are calling her out Bc this is not the way you treat your team.
Hannah when you went off about the spatial dimensions, and how she was using the terms wrong...I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you for that! I like math and physics quite a bit, and I appreciate your unending intelligence on so many subjects!:)
The 2D Vision comments KILL me. 3D and 4D includes a significant amount of SELF AWARENESS and that is the EXACT opposite of what all these “leaders” have lol.
I never thought about doing commentary videos, but I would love to react to this one myself. I keep catching myself gagging, and not in a good way lol 🤣
A big difference between university and MLMs is that the top students aren't stealing the work of lower students to get their great grades.
This is for pinning the hater's comments. I love your class and your compassion. I hope one day the people who are giving you a hard time realize that you had their back; not their upline. Thank you for all the hard work that goes into your content!
Wow, thank you for your support Kaye! 🥺❤️
HELL YES I LOVE THIS!
Ironically, $10 is RivasSarah123's exact 2022 #bossbabe profit
I never, never would write that comment. I’m crying right now, I’m just seeing that comment a year later but someone hacked my email and must have done that. They also tried to steal thousands from me and take out lines of credit in my name, it was so stressful and frustrating to fix and now I see this comment that is literally associated to my name and face.
@@sarahrivas-qt5si whaaaaaat! What was the comment??? That's awful if true and I'm so sorry for u 😢 but y would a hacker leave a negative comment on an anti mlm video? 🤔 Lol. Seems odd, but no hate jw! ❤
Hi Hannah! As a current teacher, I think you're making the right decision by striking while the iron is hot with UA-cam. Teaching is a career that you can always get into. It's never too late. The momentum you have on UA-cam is certainly worth pursuing if that is what you want. You don't need anyone else's approval, but I just wanted to show my support!
Thank you so much for saying this, I really appreciate that! That’s how I ultimately made my decision. I have my degree, I have my certification, the profession isn’t going anywhere… I’m gonna ride this wave for a bit and see where I end up! ❤️
I stopped teaching after this last school year. Best decision I’ve made in a long time! Teachers are being treated like crap and it’s time something changes.
@@samanthawhitehead148 I'm sure as a teacher you dont need to be told this, but there is a huge movement towards people wanting to homeschool their children. if you really love teaching but aren't that into all the politics that go along with it. starting a homeschool group could be a good route to go
@@ericawrixon6314 Teachers absolutely deserve better. I was lucky that my teachers were great, otherwise I would not have turned out well at all considering my ASD.
Hannah IS teaching! Just not at a school. I have learnt so much from her. Thank you Hannah!❤
In the first video, 90% of what she said was content-less jargon. A few examples: “new journey,” “one door closes,” “different directions,” “outside the box,” “core values,” “not in alignment,” “better place,” “black and white thinking,” NOTHING factual, informational, or specific.
Love that Jasmine continues to say that you have to make decisions based on logic and not emotion. So she dropped 7 ranks in Monat, and she didn't like how that felt. That's emotion. She jumped to a new MLM instead of realizing the system is whack. There is no logic happening here. All emotion.
YUP 👏🏼
Bitch be like: im Jasmine and i get a bullshit pass. The "logic first, emotion second" only apply to you plebs
Everything Jasmine says and does comes from greed! And she is not good at hiding it. She is an awful communicator and I more people start to see through her bulls***
“What in the psychotic geometry is going on here?” - Hannah 2021 🤣🤣🤣
Let’s get this on a tshirt
That's my fav lol
As a graphic designer, I wholeheartedly agree and I would be definitely open to make that shirt. This needs to exist
Mental gymnastics is still my favorite lmao
Best. Quote. Ever. ❤️❤️
2d vision: left/right, up/down
3d vision: left/right, up/down, forward/backward
4d vision: left/right, up/down, forward/backward, future/past
5d vision: left/right, up/down, forward/backward, future/past, shart/fart
🤣🤣👏
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
It’s impressive how the first girl is patronizing, attacking, defensive, and condescending all while still subtly trying to recruit the people she’s being so rude to at the same time.
It may sound like I’m missing the forest for the trees here, but it really struck me when she said that being off of social media for a week was a super long time for her to be absent. I routinely go one or two weeks without checking my social media accounts, and I take these breaks for various reasons. They’re mental and social vacations that are very necessary for my overall well being, but being away from your phone and your Instagram simply isn’t an option for these people.
Yes absolutely a good point! That’s the reality of being in an MLM though… social media feels essential and like you can’t take a break without your business suffering 💔
The sheer audacity of calling the information out there “rumors”. Not rumors. Screenshots. Voice recordings. When they started with the gaslighting language, that’s when the vast majority of their team in Monat noped the heck out of joining them in their move to iGenius. As legal commentator Emily D Baker says, ya can’t put the sh!t back in the horse.
I love Emily D. Baker. She's one of my favourite UA-camrs and she has done some videos on MLM companies but through the legal sense. Though, I have only watched her one video about the LuLaRoe mess.
Oooh did some of the team that originally agree to move change their minds and back out??
I love how she's so delusional saying "so many rumors" ... girl who is talking about your team, other than your team??? ... her self importance is so unbelievable 🥴
Yes exactly 😂 the only people talking are her team and anti-MLMers
I’m so exhausted I read WFABB trying to figure out what it meant and thought… “work for a bigger butt?” 😂😂
They split because there were too many big butts in the room...
Okay, some team in Plexus or one of the fitness "businesses" need to use that! That's awesome and I needed that laugh, so thank you!
That’s when they jump to Beach Body…
I had no idea so I’m glad I listened to this video
I’m gonna get those 5D glasses next time I go to the movies
You have quickly become my new favorite anti-MLM youtuber. You're so authentic and I appreciate how gracious and informative your commentary is while still being funny and entertaining. I can't wait to see more videos!! ❤️ (P.S. a WFABB deep dive would be AMAZING!)
You're too sweet Heaven! Thank you! So happy you're here ❤️
Omg your neverending story and the last unicorn references in your pfp and name ❤
@@deeparao-tw2oe yess two of my favorite stories :)
Hello!! You may notice my camera shifting slightly throughout this video. I’m so sorry about that! I didn’t realize my desk was touching my tripod so it kept getting nudged as I was filming. Won’t happen again and I hope you enjoy this video! 🥰
What's going on? A bad "employee" "leader" gets rewarded with a different leadership? Somewhere else! That should tell you this is a scam! If I have a bad resume in my job (retail) another retailer would question me and give me a lot less money than my previous employer, I would not be rewarded!
UNACCEPTABLE. I DEMAND PERFECTION FOR THIS CONTENT YOU CREATE THAT I AM CONSUMING FOR FREE. 😝😘
@@Allisonsaul hahaha right. She's too sweet
In the first lady's defense, 5D IS technically a thing in physics and theoretical mathematics, but... that's probably not what she was thinking 😂
oh I'm always excited for some WFABB drama. it was so ridiculous how they all literally said the same thing, I think I still have screenshots of them literally having the same caption. it's embarrassing.
Yesss Bee! I’m including some of the things you sent me in Thursdays video! ❤️
Right? Nothing says “I’m my own boss” like copy and pasting a business message because your up line told you to 🙃
"What in the psychotic geometry"
I'm totally stealing this because I hear people talking about 5d stuff all the time. 😂
Sooo funny. I'd never heard of people saying that until this video!
The term "hater" should be outlawed! It seems to cover anybody having an objection. I genuinely can't stand the term.
The first one was such a brat, she was so bothered that she had to explain to the plebs what she was doing. She was so negative and condescending, very “let them eat cake”.
FYI: You can DIY your own micellar water with 9 parts water to 1 part oil (olive is fine) - that's basically the same recipe as the bought ones. Tip from a former L'Oreal product designer
I love how this girl creates this extreme word salad to basically say I want more money and to do that I need to be at the top of the pyramid.
Word Salad.......I love this expression 😂🙌🙌 sums it up perfectly
"I noticed I've been getting a LOT of negative feedback. Rather than examine my actions & try to determine why someone I victimized might dislike me, I've come to the executive decision that I am in fact blameless! Kindly respect my decision!!"
Girl no!! Also the 5D vision is such a handy tool for this woman. Because if people don't like her decision to be the Worst, they simply are Idiots who only have 4D vision lol. I'm only a third of the way through this and I'm sick of the excuses.
The way that this woman said that she doesn't want to be an expert in any field because she doesn't want to be inconvenienced made me do a double take and put that part of the clip on repeat. Pretty much what she was saying is that she doesn't want to be inconvenienced by learning new skillsets because she just wants money without putting work into it and knowing what she's getting into. That way if this MLM fails her (like it's going to because she was scammed by this exact company years before she went into Monat), she can get into another company's products without having to push back on her previously learned skill sets.
Imagine being in a career that requires college or university, and getting into your field and saying 'I don't want to be an expert in my field because I don't want to be inconvenienced'. Like, what? What? I just can't with this woman, lol.
She just needs a sugar daddy because she clearly doesn't have any skills to take care of herself. No sugar daddy is gonna want her though because girl ain't know a damn thing she's doing
your commentary on the whole WFABB thing is cracking me up 😂 really have been loving your videos!
It’s just such a laughable situation I can’t wait to see what happens 🍿
You don’t need 5D Vision to see that MONAT makeup remover is nothing special.
SAY THAT! 😂👏🏼
😂😂☠️
I LOVE that you acknowledge that some of us listen to this like a podcast and explain whats the problem if we can SEE it, thanks ❤
List of things that can remove Sharpie off my face:
- Gazoline
- Turpentine
- Alcool
- Dawn Dish Soap
I would not use any of these product on my face!
The only one I would possibly consider would be the dawn dish soap, because it is at least safe for hands…
Hand sanitizer and a paper towel/napkin works too. At least takes a good bit off and then wash the rest off on the shower (I've drawn on my hands and legs before, both intentionally and unintentionally)
i love that Garnier micellar water as a makeup remover. also, i think she used the silver sharpie cuz they are generally easy to remove. try a black one and then show it to me, hun
Your hair flip with the eye roll about the monat hun thinking she and Kim k use the same hairspray was pure gold 😂
Imagine you had a group of coworkers that you moved from company to company with. That would be WEIRD. Just like this is WEIRD.
The dramatic hair flip at 33:10 is EVERYTHING
Hahahaha thank you!!
As someone who has been in Banking and Investments (as a registered representative) for over 20 years, her attitude is APPALLING. Now she's not just going to take your money for buying into the MLM, but they are literally going to take your money??? Butttttttt she's can't be bothered with learning about it? For her own protection, she needs to learn about what she is getting herself and her team into. Crypto is hard for professionals to understand, never mind those who are new to finance. 🤦♀😒🤷♀
'What in the psychotic geometry is going on here?' 😆😂😆😂 Your expression was priceless here - they try so hard to sound intelligent and profound, but end up with a jumbled mess of nonsensical word salad!
38:00 OH I KNOW THIS ONE! That's Entrapta from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. I love her TO DEATH.
As someone who went to a UK uni and got a 1st, you explained the system perfectly! Your research is always so good, keep up the good work 👏
The WFABB thing was like watching high school drama, I want popcorn 😂
Hannah! You've gotten 10x funnier and still logical and respectful. Keep going! ❤️
As someone who is an IT professional and follows new technologies closely, particularly crypto and the block chain, I can tell you that most, if not all, crypto is a house of cards taller and more unsteady than an MLM. They are definitely a match made in heaven.
Although I am in direct sales, I just want to say I appreciate you for standing up for something you believe in with grace and dignity and not with hate.
Direct sales are legit, we're all fine with direct sales, it's the pyramid MLM structure we don't like. Hope the direct sales works out well for you.
So much mlm goodness today! You and respectfully sarcastic made my first day off super relaxing, especially after my booster jab has my arm sore
Yayy! ❤️
I'm sure the departure from Monat had nothing to do with dropping 7 ranks and having to re-rank. Not at all. I think it was recognized that you have to jump ship and score big money to set yourself up better for when the MLM is running out of gas. **Edit 1: Entrepreneur: I don't think that means what you think it does... (Yes I'm envisioning The Princess Bride).
Yes good point!! I forgot to mention it in the video but yeah, it’s clear that remaining at the top of Monat’s compensation plan was difficult so it’s time to move on to a new MLM…
That lady just proved a point to that tons of people get in a mlm so they can skip the learning and the work of learning. So when people do that, we see that they make up crap or spew out other people's fake crap 'cause they don't have to learn it, it's on a cheat sheet of info for whatever mlm it is. The Monat graduation kinda reminds me of when friends and family members of a hiring person gets a job in an entry level position that should go to someone that just graduated school in that field. Then they want to go to school for it. Getting into a mlm and then wanting to go to school for that (haircare or a fitness coach). I.m.o., Monat had that school so they can keep their reps and they get to go to "school" for it instead of leaving and going to school for a real certificate or deploma.
$67 for a make up remover???!!! They TRIED IT!!!! 😂
First, Hannah you look amazing here! You have to share your hair products or hair-care routine if you can 🤩 Also, congrats on full-time with youtube! You'll go so far I'm sure.
Second, I love the sass here. There was a perfect amount of petty and it was perfect. Those MLM huns were... something wow. The first one switching from Monat to iGenius is actually insane. (That whole situation is insane haha). But the idea of switching companies when you're happy in your current one and then not wanting to learn or be an expert in your field when you switch???? It's just so confusing.
You’re too sweet! Thank you for your support! I use Pantene and OGX argan oil. Very cheap and minimal hair fair routine over here 😂
Your facial expressions are EVERYTHING LMAOO much love to you Hannah💖💖💖💖
WAIT. Are you telling me that the whole story line arc in FRIENDS with Ross drawing on Rachel's face which led to their Vegas wedding.... could have been avoided?? with a wipe???!?!?!? Who would have thought!!! Not MOnAaAt! lol great video =)
Hahaha I love this
I think you just need something with alcohol to rub off sharpie. I've done it plenty of times at work when I have to write on little plastic bags. A little hand sanitizer takes it right off if I ever make a mistake!
YES! Imagine telling a Monat Hun that hand sanitizer works just as well as the makeup balm on sharpie…
you pretty much just need ethanol.
Hannah, I love your videos so much!! I've been. Binging for DAYS. Youre beautiful, ADORABLE and still compassionate even when receiving nasty comments when it's not deserving. Please....as long as MLMs are around...don't stop doing what youre doing 💕
First of all I want to say that you are currently one of my favourite anti MLM commentary channels, bc you do all your comments with so much class and respect! I see other channels being very harsh when commenting about these MLMers and I don’t think that’s a good thing but you do it so perfectly I love it!!!
Then I really want to comment on your first clip with the WFAAB girl, OMG I have never heard so much BS in a video in my life. There is literally nothing to learn there, only ignorance! And you are right, who would want to have her as her upline or person to look up to?!? I really don’t know… it’s unbelievable 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
"In alignmet, a new path, dwelling on hatred, we're so full of love, higher values" these women can NOT be so empty headed to actually believe they're making any sense. If a woman talked to me with those same words, I would think she was on DRUGS. This is not how "normal" people talk.
"I have made 'genuine' friends".. (super suprised inflection.) . internal monologue.. "As apposed to the fake friends I pretend to make"..
Yes precisely 😂
There are four dimensions in space-time; five, not so much
...most of the people who were in Honors at my university were HUGE partiers. Also, I think something like 15% of people (conservatively) get honors in University. I convocated with honors from a top university in my county, but I legitimately can't do math or tell left from right, so Honors in University isn't an apt comparison.
On an unrelated note, keep up the good work! This channel was new to me and I'm happy it was in my recommended.
Your little rant around the 15 minute mark was one of the best rants I’ve ever heard!😂👏🏼👏🏼
Hahaha I got a little carried away but it’s so fascinating!!!
The wfabb hun talking about not being bothered to learn just breaks my heart- so basically her only motivation in life is to make money? I'm definitely not anti-capitalist but not having intellectual stimulation on some level would sink me into an absolute dark depression. I sometimes wonder where these huns' heads are at - like are they okay, are they happy?
I agree. I like learning about things just because I think they’re interesting. I think it gives you a broader sense and understanding of the world
Their heads are in their phones which ingrains the idea that consumerism = happiness.
Seriously. Maybe it's just where I live but even the brainless phone addict money-hungry teens I know are still really passionate about some academic endeavour or another.
Dwell "into it"...Hannah as a teacher you are so kind! 😅 what stands out to me most on every single video is how these girls speak!
Why did it say I wasn't subbed? UA-cam is strange at times, could have sworn I subbed ages ago. Anyway your fast becoming one of my fave anti mlm creators. Love how you keep it factual and with your sweet nature and voice so good and easy to watch
Thank you for your support! Yeah unfortunately UA-cam unsubscribes people all the time very annoying 🙄
Clicked on the video to see that I was unsubbed. Honestly it annoys me. If this is a bug on UA-cams end, they need to get it sorted out. I have just lost a lot of my booktuber subscriptions and now am extremely annoyed.
I love your videos! I have seen a lot of videos about Wfabb and I’m just here to say that if you did do a series I would definitely watch it. I think it’s interesting to see different perspectives that people in the anti-MLM movement have.
You’re sweet!! I definitely plan on making more videos in the future once the dust settles a bit and I can gather more info
Thanks for the makeup removing recommendations! I am constantly gifted Mary Kay makeup remover from various family members, and I've always wondered what I would buy when I finally run out haha.
You bet! ALSO LOOK AT THE EMERALD ICON!! You’ve ranked up! 😂 this is the first person I’ve seen with the emerald, that’s so exciting!!
@@HannahAlonzo I NOTICED THAT, TOO. It's crazy because my first comment appeared as ruby, and then my second comment a few minutes later was emerald!! So I joined EXACTLY a month ago haha.
Clinique take the day off is good
"the most darkest ways" wow lol
I just came across your channel and I love it. I appreciate your content, your logical reasoning, your mature and realistic reactions.. just everything. There's no bs or dramatic reactions or behavior just for clicks. It's all just a perfect combo, kudos and thank you!
The same person who makes up their own dimensions is supposed to be the one leading us to the top in crypto currency😐
I really like these MLM breakdowns, unfortunately as someone who got roped into one and still have friends in, I really feel your content is greatly needed.
I used to watch CC Suarez but just could not tolerate her “Valley Girl” talk and constantly preening her hair and eating during videos.
Thank you for these enjoyable and informative videos!
New subscriber and looking forward to watching more from you.
Permanent marker actually bonds incredibly poorly to skin. Honestly you can just scrub it off with soap and water usually.
I don’t know why you came up in my suggested videos but I’m so glad you did. I’ve binge watched all your videos over the last week - they’re so therapeutic!
"What in the psychotic geometry is going on here?!" 😂 That got me.
Couldn't help myself 😂
Hi Hannah! I've been binge watching your videos and all I can say is you're doing the lord's work *chef's kiss*! I have my own MLM Horror story to share, and I hope to send it soon 😁
You know what was even crazier, theses mean girls did not allowed the downline to speak in the zoom call. There was one girl posting messages in a cardboard and getting block. That's messed up!!! I would be so pissed if I was told no you can't talk. Excuse me???
Yessss very good point I forgot to mention!
Your comparisons/parallel examples are always so good! It really does highlight how outrageous some of this stuff is outside MLM.
Hey hannah, I feel so much more knowledgeable now because of jasmines profound wisdom. 👩🎓🤣🤣🤣🤣
Did you learn about 5D?? 🤣
@@HannahAlonzo i feel like such a dummy 🤦♀️. I always thought it stood for dimension but I was wrong, it stands for direction...duh. well now I know cause the more you know 🌈
After stumbling across your videos I'm now wanting to watch all of them! Your commentary is so spot on and cuts the BS 🔪 I've also started conversations with friends and family about this and found out a lot of people I know (including me) have been swindled into MLMs including my dad and my 80 year old Grandma. They all spent more money than they made. This needs to be more well known and called out because good people are being brainwashed to thinking these are real businesses. But you're right the products don't matter and you only succeed if you convince new people to join. I was in Mary Kay when I was 20 and it distracted me from going to college. They're products were so expensive and you'd have to buy all the foundation shades to demo them. It was such a wash! Satin hands is the same as oil and sugar scrub you can make at home....I'm happy I got out. Thank you for all you're doing and continue to do ❤
Your descriptions of WFABB was hilarious. Like the click in high school but this one you can join by buying a product pack cracked me up.
I’m currently LIVING for your anti MLM content. I’ve been thoroughly enjoying myself while binge watching on a daily basis😂 I appreciate and respect the work your doing to educate the unknowing. Im aware of what pyramid schemes are but had literally NEVER heard of the term MLM until I stumbled across your channel. I do have a hell of a story thats quite bothersome now that I step back and realize what had happened. I will be sending it in to you via email and I can’t wait to one day see it on your channel!!
And I have to add, I can’t be the only one who sees how in ALL of these clips of these MLM reps, they sound so ridiculously illiterate and uneducated?! They stumble over their words, stutter, go through long pauses as if they’ve lost their train of thought or don’t know what direction their going, they don’t know what to say, they all seem like they’re just flying by the seat of their pants and are genuinely just lost. Frankly they all sound Simply ignorant. Lol again I can’t be the only one who notices this?
I feel like silver Sharpie probably comes off easier than black... my experiences with various kinds of markers and paints as an artist/crafter have led me to believe that the metallic stuff tends to be a little bit crappier. Lower opacity, less intense pigment, less permanent, etc... I'm mostly thinking paints and colored pencils here, but it wouldn't surprise me if sharpies are the same. I doubt she deliberately chose silver Because it might be more washable, but... I have my suspicions
I've been waiting for you to talk about WFABB updates!
Me too! I am happy to be getting more info to be able to speak on it!
Oh my gosh the first video feel like a poorly planned youtuber apology, vague language and all, it's so funny
"Hello, welcome, I'm so happy you're here!"
And I'm happy to be here :) I always look forward to your content!
Aww I love it! I AM so happy you’re here!!
As someone who was predicted a First Class Honours, yet who didn’t achieve that due to significant illness, I find her ignorant comparison laughable and borderline offensive. I’m so glad that you cleared it up and debunked her!
Also, Valentus and Forever Living are popular MLMs in the UK. Have you ever considered doing deep-dives on either? I’d be super interested to learn more, especially since the way you present your findings is so reasoned and fair.
I love your channel! xo
“what in the psychotic geometry” 😂 i am dying. there may never have been a more perfect turn of phrase. honestly, how else does one respond the the call for “5D vision” than with psychotic geometry?!
I find it interesting that MLM huns tout the “work your own schedule” to get you in, but then unless your working 24/7 you’re not working hard enough?
There are definitely people who have negative opinions about something that doesn’t warrant them but I know what you’re saying.
I also wanted to say that you are by far like one of my favorites and I’m glad you’ve started making anti mlm videos
Like my 5 base people I follow are sometimes a bit too spicy but like you’re so low key it’s like hanging out with my friends
Could you imagine if you applied MLM logic to other situations in life? A la the Hun who "refuses to believe" the 99.6% failure rate?
Me: "Someone was telling me about sharks, but I don't believe it and refuse to believe it."
Them: "Sorry, what?"
Me: "Sharks, I don't believe they exist. I've never seen one so it's not possible that they exist."
Them: "..."
Right??? A lot of the logic doesn’t translate to real life 😂
I’ve been binge watching your videos & you’re hilarious 😅 In a good way. I’m so glad I found your channel. You’re very respectful in a very honest, informed & …. Honest way. Thank you
Silver sharpie comes off easier than other colors because it has a different solvent lol. Micellar water will take off black sharpie better than any cleansing balm. It's almost as if makeup is not sharpie and this has no validity!
Good points!!
My 4th "mlm" video today!! Its a great day!! Love everyone's content!!!🔥🔥
Wooooo! A marathon!
Exactly !!! Im loving the video!! You nailed it...these ppl are mind-blowing in their behavior!!!!
I really enjoy your content! Crazy though here: i think you should put your content into a podcast! Some YT channels are uploading just the audio translated into a podcast and I personally love it!. I think you have the perfect content and voice for it😉😊
I’ve heard her make this argument in the zoom call and I just can’t decide if she truly believes what she’s saying or if she’s just saying it to manipulate everyone. Either way, it makes sense that people on her team are calling her out Bc this is not the way you treat your team.
Hannah when you went off about the spatial dimensions, and how she was using the terms wrong...I couldn't stop laughing! Thank you for that! I like math and physics quite a bit, and I appreciate your unending intelligence on so many subjects!:)
It would be interesting to compare the Arbonne haul prices to similar items you can buy on Amazon.
Even better if you check for similar ingredients.
We need more FAB drama! Also, please keep in mind as a parent you may indeed end up with sharpie on your face. Parenting is wild.
Micellar water!!! It changed my life without having to join or go into debt! A $10 bottle lasts me a couple months 💕 best makeup remover hands down!!!
I’ve been using it for years, and same! (My only problem is that I much prefer the Nivea water, but can never find it, sigh.)
Great job debunking the sharpie experiment 😂
The 2D Vision comments KILL me. 3D and 4D includes a significant amount of SELF AWARENESS and that is the EXACT opposite of what all these “leaders” have lol.
I never thought about doing commentary videos, but I would love to react to this one myself. I keep catching myself gagging, and not in a good way lol 🤣
Hahahaha even when people send me stuff and I’m watching it for the first time not even on camera, my face is always contorting in the craziest ways 😂
Hannah, you hit the top of the sass-o-meter in this vid! I'd love to see this more! 😍
"What in the psychotic geometry is going on here?" 🤣👏🤣
More double speak. It's The Vision 2.0!
Me, switching from music to this over the aux cord with my siblings in the car: Sorry one of my favorite anti-MLM creators just uploaded.