Niesha Scott Romans 10:9 “If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Im pretty sure it's to a riddle/paradox where the question is if jesus/god can do anything can jesus or God microwave a burrito so hot even he can't eat it. It's cool cause if somebody like yeah, he can do anything then you hit them with but he can't eat the burrito you stupid dummy
Dashie: How to get rid of... Me: acne Dashie: how to get rid of... Me: type in acne Dashie: how to get rid of.... Me: *basically screaming now* ACNE DASHIE!!
kizzmysass Romans 10:9 “If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Supreem Court Romans 10:9 “If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Oh yeah? Is that so? Guess what? I've been around since the days of nah son. If you remember that you are a hardcore Dashie fan. Never heard of it? Treat yourself. That shit was fucking hilarious. NAH SON! Dot com
*Google Feud: I cheated on my boyfriend with* *Dashie: his dad* *(Ding)* *Dashie: WHAAAT?!* 👉 Edit: Non-Members Can Scroll through the comments or get Butthurt! 😈😈😈
I don't get how comments like these get so many likes, rather any likes at all. You didn't need to watch much because it was at the start at the video and you quoted the clip word for word. How does this get that many likes??
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Imagine Dashie actually in Family Fued stalling time by repeating the question 20 times lol
That will be funny as hell 😂
cameron h Yoo they should do that, imagine UA-camr family feud
Lol dashies side has him,tpindell,the homie chri,and...........TINA!!
paradox 8808 and probably sport
I would totally be up for seeing him on that show. 😂
google feud: londoners-
dashie: wtf is a lawn doner? NEXT!
😂😂😂
xololita I was weak lmfaooo 😂😂
As soon as I watched that part I checked the comments... and BOOM, here ya are!
xololita 😂😂😂
Yeah if only he pronounced it lun-dun-ers 😂😂
XD
Dashie logic: * spells oranges wrong *
*Spells * cigarettes right *
That pfp 😂
Orenges
I-
Google Feud is the best
No one like this it’s at 420
Dashie: I didn't accidentally eat poop
Me: So you ate it on purpose...
Кэнтакиマーク this should be the top comment lol
@MPDeity 😂😂 wtf 🤦🏽😂😂🤣
@@curtkeetsalwaysforever2793 It actually is. Like, the 3rd comment at the top
MPDeity ew wtf
so witch one is it😂
*"Do cats and dogs fuh"*
-Dashie, 2019
I was literally crying. 😂😂😂
Lmaoooooko😂😂
I reas
“When you overthink, you underachieve.”
-DashieGames 2019
Andre Awori, that’s some real shit.
But if you underthink, do you then overachieve??
michael houlihan, mmmm... damn also some real shit. Never even thought of that. Guess it’s a lose-lose either way..
Andre Awori facts
So when you think you achieve and thats how it is
"You got good smelling ants"
*-Dashie 2019*
LMAOOO
Diddlez505 i would like it but you’re at 69 i cant mess that up
I’m dead🤣🤣
that bit had me dying lmaooooo
Im watching in twenty twenty so I was like wtf??
5:19 "The easiest solution is the last thing on ur mind" (Dashie 6666-TINA)
This is what TINA said when DASHIE called 6666-TINA, "hey can i have duh?"
then dashie says, "wrong ho bye.."
Mason Boi 😭😭😭
12:46 Dashie got so nervous 😂 Bless you, Dashie for being such a gift
Also it’s “blasphemy”
"lond owners" LMFAOOO that had me CRYING-
Londoners Dash, Londoners! Like, people who live in London 😂😂😂
Didn't know that
Man said lon doners... Made me think he might of said lawn doners with his accent dude. It hurt tbh 😂😭
I heard him say it before I read it and I thought he said lung doners 😂😂
i thought it said lon doners too lol!
I thought those people were called london shits
Dashie: "Im alright"
Also Dashie: *screams randomly like maniac*
He is so silly 😁
I see ur new here
He has a medical condition I believe
You forgot the ''a''
sorry
Dash you still here?!? If so good morning...
Can Jesus microwave a burrito
@@Raza9428yes
@@Raza9428Yes. Yes he can
Objective: paying attention in school
Obstacle: Dashie uploading a video
Mynor Castanon mission failed: objective incomplete 💀😂
Sir school is out
hi Trillbandz I’m in school til the 19th 😭😭
I graduated lol
@@jordanfulton79 I'm in until the 13th
"Can jesus microwave a burrito" this mans is asking the important questions 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me too im diying at that part
I thought dashie would have guessed that. Lol
I got a burrito ad on this video pretty epic
@@mrsantahat263 al
Yes I can microwave a burrito
Dashie is LITERALLY allergic to spelling! 😂😂😂😂😂
queenfree85 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
.
Lol
U did this 3 years ago?😲
This made me realize how long ive been subscribed to u dash.
TheDarkestBronco -gaming yup been a long time huh
I've been here for about 6 years it's a long journey search up nahson and that's how long I've been watching
i’ve been around for about 9 years
he said “lone donors” it’s londoners like ppl from london LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂
what time?
J Armstrong ohhh I didn’t even know that until now so thanks😂👍🏽
I read it like that too😂
SMFH 🤦🏽♂️
"Can jesus microwave a burrito" had me dying lmao jesus I'm dying
From what age can babies microwave a burrito
Freal
LMAOOO
*Can Jesus microwave a burrito*
🤔🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣
Why was it the number one answer though 😂😂 I died
shut your mouth
Rj Jab WHO?
Pommesgesicht XD Me
9:30 LOL HIS SNEEZE EFFING BUILT UP XD
I died of laughter at his sneeze.
CHIIIAAAKKIIII
So glad the name “Michelle” was in this episode ! This was an unexpected birthday gift lol ❤️❤️❤️ love you Dashie.
This is the most low maintenance girl ever
Happy late birthday lol
Dash_ 22 ???
@@dash2240 lmfao
Bruh I've watched the first Google fued video like 80 times do you know how much I've wanted another video omg
Word
The next one should be live so we can help homie out
How did u get this six hours ago?
@@mr.patriotjol Secret Club members
@KGB Secret Club memb- Do none of y'all know what's happening...
“Lon don ers” 😂 they’re talking about people in London dash
McKenzie Gott lol dashie thinking about lamb doners
I would've known shit then, because I don't know anything or barely of what londoners do lol
Really? They calling them Londoners? Sigh.
@@1MSUBSWITHNOVIDEOS lamb doner bangs after a night of raving
@@Massey2332 what else we gonna be called🤔. People from New York are New Yorkers. People from London are Londoners. 🤦🏾♂️
“Walk outside and a giraffe”😂😂😂😂
LOL
"Do kats nd dawgs fuh?!" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀 I'm dead yo
He wasn’t wrong in a way, look at the third answer on the board
"jesus puh" 12:43 haha 😂😂😂 and his reaction after saying that...so funny.
😂
Niesha Scott
Romans 10:9
“If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”
🤣🤣
Fuh the confessions ma boys...Jesus Puh ftw
@@GreekOrthodox7 weird guy
DASHIE: *sneezes*....i sneezed
Me: lol yeah we know😆😂
DASH got the most hilarious _sneeze / cough_ i've ever seen 😭😭
I read that in his voice lol
@@JessRodriguez1111 U WERE IN THA VIDEO
I thought he popped a vessel in the process.
IKR lmao 😆
Nobody:
Dashie: ✋🏼✌🏼👉🏼✋🏼
I was slowly dying trying to watch him spell “resurrect”...
Who the hell searched can Jesus microwave a burrito!🤣
once and never again
Uhhhh.... (slowly inches away)
Im pretty sure it's to a riddle/paradox where the question is if jesus/god can do anything can jesus or God microwave a burrito so hot even he can't eat it. It's cool cause if somebody like yeah, he can do anything then you hit them with but he can't eat the burrito you stupid dummy
12:00 „can jesus walk?“
~Dashie 2019
Lol
I AM DONE LMFAOOO
“Jesus puh”
*dashie 2019*
SUPER MARIO that Shit left me in tears 😭 😂
im dying
From what age can babies.... Fly lmfao 😂💀
XD
On a plane most likely lmfao
@@GoddessLiraSis id agree if didnt see any of the other answers
"From what age can babies see?"
"You can see when you open ya damn eyes"
Ctfu 💀
Daisuke Hojjisu shit had me dead at the end with that one he said fly 🙄🤦🏻♀️
Stfu, that's what I would say lol
"Can babies sit in a bumbo" Wtf is a bumbo lmao
"Can Jesus microwave a burrito?"
I fElT ThAt
Google: michelle
Everybody: Obama
Dashie: tanner
Edit: wow, thanks for the likes. 👌
Yep
It was actually a good guess. I agree Obama should've come first, but still.
Fuck obama
-Obama-
Ma boy could've at least said Rodriquez
Anyone else wants to see dashie's handwriting now? Just me?.... Ok
He probably use his middle and index finger.
Quiet Logic I wanna see the diugh pause
Has it really been 3 years ago?!? Godamnn Ma boi times go by fast when you watch your favorite UA-camr 😂
"For the record I have never accidentally ate poop"
-Dashie, 6/5/19
9:32 one like equals one “Bless You For Dashie”
Dashie: Yo boys I've been thinking hard about this!
Also Dashie: Puh
SHIRLEY TEMPLE!!!!!!!! Omg how??! Does no one know her 😂❤️ love Dashie tho
JayXASMR isn’t that also a drink or something?
Unknown_online_user yes
@@unknown_online_user4653 so it's a person too?
Condor Crow yes
Im 19 & ik who she is 😂 omg
Dachie: Jessica
Me: JONES JONES JONES PLZ
Dachie: Rodriquez
Season 3 😁😁😁
Lordawesome82 I would've said Jessica nigri
I know someone named Jessica Rodriguez XD
Dashie: How to get rid of...
Me: acne
Dashie: how to get rid of...
Me: type in acne
Dashie: how to get rid of....
Me: *basically screaming now* ACNE DASHIE!!
9:30
God bless you Dashie!
👇 every like blesses Dashie
17:38
1738 meme
That part made my chest hurt 😂😂😂😂that was funny
Is no one gonna talk about how dash said “lon-doners” instead of london-ers 😂
😂
It's because he's bilingual lol.
I thought it said that too......wow Nikke'ta wow.
Shaydes Of Blue stupid*
as in people from London, England. I caught that.
Dashie: Can Jesus...Help me
Jesus: Yes (makes that an option)
Dashie: WHAAAA!!!!!
Dachie, ghostface is in dead by daylight! Play it and choose thicc Jane as the survivor (:
Wait what? Is it on PC or something?
@@kuzrahfan2004 yes, out on PC first, then console a few weeks later
Weirdo
13:34 😂 that made me spill my soda 😂
Us religious people had to laugh when he said “can Jesus puh, WOOHHH! IM SORRY!”😂😂
true
@William Bates LOL
@Regular Gamer okay whatever you say
Haha it's funny xD
So late but I can’t stop laughing at the moment he said this 🤣😂
Google feud: Shirley
Dashie: ÑÉXŤŤŤŤŤ
Me: Temple?!?!?!?!
Dashie: Michelle.... *does some weird hand gestures*
Me: *_you good fam?_*
KIRIIIII
@@miri4963 hoiiiii :3
Henlo Kiroshima
@@yoaashay hewo :p
9:59
I never wanted him to say Michelle Rodriguez so much before 😂😂😂
Sadly he didn't want to say my name :(
When that happened I was disappointed in myself when I didn’t remember Michelle Phan.
@@cxysxo lol
Fun game!
Btw, Michelle Branch didn't song "A thousand miles," that's Vanessa Carlton!
oddly enough Branch is mentioned in the wikipedia page for that song
He couldn't get my name tho 😭
@@michellerodriguez3499 think he did chica
I'm dead his reaction when he said I cheated on my boyfriend with his dad 🤣
13:08
Dashie: "Can Jesus help me? "
Jesus: "Yes I can. "
Jovani Hernandez Dashie: Really?
Jesus: Gotta Go.
Dashie: Wait!
I knew I wasn’t the only one who tried to spray Febreze on ants to get rid of them.🤣😂
Only when I run out of the raid bottle
B0SSMxN305 True lol😂
i tried that to
Lmao I've used hairspray
I cheated with my boyfriend with his dad
Me:WHAT DASHIE
aye, but it was on there tho - blame society 💀
Joe G true it one thing to cheat on your boyfriend with another guy but with his on dad 😂😂😂
@@chanchitojr3398 my pp itches
@Crissy Creme look it up
“I accidentally ate... puh, I don’t know” Dashie that ain’t no accident! They either gone commit, or quit 🤷🏽♀️😂
Edit: PLEASE do another one of these!
@MPDeity yea theres something wrong wit you
MPDeity bruh
That puh
love you dashie been watching since the blue headphones ma boi
"Can Jesus Puh" had me dyingggg lmaooo 😂😂😂😂
Me too, my tear dropped laughing 😂😂
Who else was low key hoping Dashie would get 'Tina' for names. XD
Chia or Lori 😂😂
Omg yes xD
Chia tina, lori or cinnamon
Chia
- that would've been hilarious 😂
You rang?
13:12 "Can Jesus help me?" and he ironically gets the answer right xD Jesus was looking out for my boy.
Lmao why my boy sneezed like that
kizzmysass
Romans 10:9
“If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”
Yessss lol
Only true Dashie fans will get this
Dash: "HEY MICHELLE!!!"
T: "damn she thicc!"
Dash: "YEAH SHE AIGHT"
IT WAS REAL FUCKED UP HOW YOU LEFT ME FOR BOBBY. WHAT MAKE IT MORE FUCKED UP THAT’S MY COUSIN!
From dashie skits when dashie was testing tpindell driving ahhaha🤣🤣
and then the homie tpindell got mad at the bitch too
YOO THATS HER DADDY!!!
Ghetto driver instructor
“Can Jesus Microwave a burrito”...this whole world going to hell 😂
"I wonder if they can go through any orifice" Dashie 2019 🤣🤣👏👏👏
“Can Jesus walk?”- Dashie 2019
There isn't a thing in this world that will ever make me forget... "Jesus puh". 😳 It's stuck with me now.
Real shit
Dashie: “I’ve never accidentally ate poop!”
Smart 7th grader: “Eww so you ate it on purpose!” 🤣🤣
That sounds like an average 2nd grader.
Scratch that, 1st grader.
@@mimsycookiiess 😂😂😂
@@mimsycookiiess yea
19:50 when I first saw the question, I was thinking about fortnite... but there is! 😂
he might do work on google feud 🤩 just don’t ask homie to spell anything more that 6fth letters 🥵🤫
@9:29 it look like he was legit allergic to how *Michelle **_"Pfeiffer"_* is spelled 😂😂
- _tbf to DACHiE, her name really is doin too much_ -
Dashie about to reach that 5 million subs👏👏
Subs? Like a sandwich?🥪
“Cheated on my boyfriend with his dad” (dashie Coughs)
13:17 Dashies demons get released cuz he asked if jesus could help him!
*GOOD SMELLING ANTS!!* 😂😂😂 I’m actually dead this mans too funny
If you didn’t say bless you when dashie sneezed you ain’t a real fan 🤣🤣💯
I did
Well i said “ goddamn bless you ma boi”
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Dashie: “Can Jesus ... walk???”😂😂😂😂😭
Well, I don't know why, but when I heard the phrase, that was literally the first answer in my mind
Vimate Y0U7 maybe walk on water but just walk is strange
Dashie: Michelle.......
Me: Jones
Dashie: Michelle....Obama
Me: ok cool now say Jones
Dashie: Rodriguez
Me: WTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF
Exactly what I was thinking on the Jessica one XD
I really like that quote at 19:29 "addicted to weed, vaping, puh? they ain't gonna get that" good one lmao
@7:25 DACHiE makes answering *"Google Feud"* look like he playing the final round of _Jeopardy_ 💀
“Jesus Puh” Lawn Donors (Londoners) 😩😭😭😭😂😂
Supreem Court
Romans 10:9
“If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved.”
He is nervous
Dashie I'm gonna be honest I was miserable today but your videos always manage to cheer me up and make me laugh, thank you.
Yes
Dashie: AAAAACHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Dashie again: I sneezed...
5:53 Dashie exe has stopped working 😂✌
Dashie be showin of that he lost some pounds, but then says he knows everything about eating... im confused 😂
Jowowowow wow right?
Because he ate a lot lmao.
Probably eating out
Jonghyun4life eating out the *puh*
Hey dash been watching sense 2013
Just wanted to let you know if you ever see this lmao
*sense* HA
Oh yeah? Is that so? Guess what? I've been around since the days of nah son. If you remember that you are a hardcore Dashie fan. Never heard of it? Treat yourself. That shit was fucking hilarious.
NAH SON! Dot com
@@HK47_115 Ok cool dude
He protec
He attac
Most importantly, Dashie's bac.....with Google Feud
“Can Jesus walk”
Lmao cmon dashie REALL-E? 😂
18:32 my friend is addicted to sniffing plastics
Only og’s will remember dat
Google Feud: When is a good time to...
*Just watched South Park*
Me: Start worrying
*Google Feud: I cheated on my boyfriend with*
*Dashie: his dad*
*(Ding)*
*Dashie: WHAAAT?!*
👉 Edit: Non-Members Can Scroll through the comments or get Butthurt! 😈😈😈
😂😂😂😂
I don't get how comments like these get so many likes, rather any likes at all. You didn't need to watch much because it was at the start at the video and you quoted the clip word for word. How does this get that many likes??
Thank you for typing exactly what happened in the intro. Otherwise I wouldn't have laughed
Cousin*
Lol
14 seconds in & I'm already laughing 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
5:53 dashie's energy always makes me laugh lol
“Can jesus puh”~ Dashie 2019
I can see you lost a lot of weight from 3 years ago dashie, good job!
"Je-sus puh" 😂😂😂 to hell you go Dachie jkjk 😂
😂😂😂
we all know *Bich AZZ SATAN* is waitin down there _fuh dat Puhh_ 😈
16:46
Londoners are people from London 😂😂😂 You pronounced it wrong ma boi! 🤣
Yung Reggie 😂😂
Yeah it's lun-dun-ers 😂😂
“I would’ve never in a million shits” LMFAOO
8:15 had me dying😂😂😂😂