It's even weirder having been a fan of Egoraptor in the newgrounds days, then finding NSP, followed by getting into game grumps, and after all that finding out Arin made Metal Gear Awesome.
Lmao, its been the exact opposite for me. I’ve been watching the grumps for a while and I’ve only just recently found NSP through JasonParadise (guitar hero streamer) playing some charts of their stuff
Yeeah... Falsetto doesn't mean what I think you think it means. Dan's just got a naturally high vocal range. Falsetto is more like... the kind of thing you hear when someone tries to imitate a female opera singer.
I never would have thought a guy named Danny Sexbang could have such an amazing singing voice in a song about fighting for the right to bang in the future.
I’m glad I now have 2 versions to choose from: the dazzingly animated and funkaliciously remastered version, and the charmingly B-movie-esque live-action and synth-rock-y original version.
That fucstik makes me feel like such a fangirl. Or like, an absurdly smothering grandmother. I'm a nearly 30 year old man btw. It's just, every time I see him do a thing, I'm like "Oh dear, he's such a talented boi! I'm so proud of him." It's hard to describe. Any talent reinforces my inferiority complex, but WaffleDino somehow avoids it. Hero's are depressing, because they are special. Watching a 30-chined idiot run a digital empire, inspires in a way that fiction could never hope compare.
@@crispwater7294 There was no Ninja Sex Party to stop Samurai Barry. BUT what is truly disturbing is Arin Neverbone got laid.And had descendants.... Maybe he is a clone or robot
@@elizabethlee2136 Maybe the Samurai Alliance managed to travel forward in time and stopped some time before the NSP to establish their no-bone empire. That would explain how Arin recognized Danny Sexbomb as soon as he saw it and let him speak just to sic the guards on him
i love that at 5:58 ross is just on his phone, i never noticed that even when hes playing an armored elder from a militaristic celibacy cult, hes still just ross
it also may have something to do with the fact that the poster's username is a dead meme. And before you say it, I know my profile picture is the fucking Bee Movie. That doesn't nullify my comment. In fact, it makes it more valid. I know all about dead memes, because I use them frequently, often ironically, or just to be a fucking dick.
TWRP being credited as one of the bands who inspired this song and now being the main instrumentalists on the remaster of it is just the best thing. they're so fantastic
Plottwist: Because Danny and Brian jumped in time, the Samurai Abstinence Patrol had nobody stopping them from outlawing sex and transformed into a religious organization over time. The jump in time is the reason why the problem happened in the first place.
Alternate theory: Ninja Brian took the time machine before Danny even mentioned it to him... That previous Brian disguised himself as a regular person so he wouldn't be as recognizable, and it was that Brian who stabbed the Dick Elders... During the billion person orgy afterwards, he took the time machine to just before Danny took him to the future... Why else would he be unaffected by the inertia of time travel if he hadn't experienced it beforehand? Also, it's a tad bit difficult to stab people in the back if they have you surrounded...
I feel like the lyrics are rushed at points in the Level Up version, which makes me sad. I get Dan and Brian wanting to improve on their work, but this song was a masterpiece as it was.
@@yawninglion1677 it's not arin, actually! i thought the same too because he sounds a bit like how i imagine arin singing, but it's the vocalist from steel panther iirc?
That's how they knew who Ninja Sex Party was. Remember, Samurai Abstinence Patrol's tale was passed down in sacred scrolls, so presumably the Council of Dick Elders had read of Ninja Sex Party's opposition.
Herculean Warrior my friend and I have a running joke where we make a knock off band called Samurai Orgy Fiesta with such great hits as 5969, Orgy for 2 just sex, drinking in the bathtub
Im 25 years old atm and I will try my hardest to survive until June 9 of 2069. At my 75 years old I will search for this video and respond to this comment. Until then
In Europe (where I live), 6/9 is the 6th September. That's my birthday. When I'm down I just remind myself, "HEY! Fuck star signs, you got a sexy ass birthday"
It’s been over a full year and you know what I just realized At 3:56 when Arin shoots the laser at the ship it is deflected by a shield that covers the ship like a condom I have so much respect for this video
I love how Ross is just on his phone at every point we see him in this song. I also forgot Mark was in this video; been a while since I've sat and watched the video. God I love NSP!
Comedy aside, this song is honestly incredible, I get chills as the tempo changes and the instrumentals change. The sex theme makes it such a good immature comedy song, but the song itself oh my goodness. The production quality and the creativity
What most people don't know is that after the events of the Sexbang Bang of 6969, the following year was followed by the Sexbang Baby Boom of 6970. Scientists have still not been able to figure out how that year the population of beautiful curly-haired babies grew 100 times from the previous year (which of course was previously done in a controlled a laboratory environment). This phenomena has been dubbed by the scientific community as "Sexbang's Hairy Growth".
Okay, so earlier this year I randomly checked how many days old I was out of curiosity, and the number was 6699. Of course, I immediately calculated day 6969 and set a reminder in my phone. Guess what day it is, y’all :^)
Good afternoon, this is Jim here on location with my colleague Jim at the scene of what seems to be a bizarre outbreak of....naked people. ... and they're... I'm not sure what there doing but I'm getting a weird urge to join them. Come on Jim! This has been Jim and Jim from Jim news, back to Jim in the studio.
Amazing vocal harmonies, interesting and catchy chord progressions, an infectiously catchy chorus, great jokes, and the way you transition in the verses than the bridges and the change of chorus was truly seem less. I'd say a surprising master piece thank you ninja sec party for sharing your "bohemian rhapsody" with us.
Question is: is that 6969 on the Gregorian Calendar... or the Hebrew Calendar? It if is the Hebrew Calendar Danny is going by would be roughly 3209CE/3208CE on the Gregorian Calender.
Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but infinite universes doesn't mean all possibilities exist. Just like there's infinite numbers between 1 and 2 but none of them are 3, infinite universes doesn't equal all possibilities.
Dinosaur laser fight is playing on one of the spaceship monitors. During the video but I don't remember which scene. All I remember is it was on the right side of the screen.
The music video came out the same day my mom got a stroke, I was at the hospital all day watching this video on repeat, I loved it and it got me through that day… a song about boning haha love you guys💙🤘
I don't think they were against all sex, they did say "No sex until you are married." So maybe they got married and had children and then the descendants became the dick elders? I dunno
I just watched a video where two sexual Jewish and Ninja superheroes traveled into the distant future to overthrow sexual tyranny by a political revolution led by orgies before returning home. Just beautiful.
I love how there are so many recognizable people in all of NSP's videos instead of actors. Just the thought of Markiplier reporting on an a-cock-olypse kills me every time.
Shatzy Shell yeah Mark has a track record of saying fuck off when he's done with people for some reason and its really sad honestly but he's still great
9:22 they list their inspirations and right after in the special thanks, you see Dan’s family including his parents his sister, his brother in law and his nephews, as well as Ninja Brian’s family, Space Lube, Burger Time, and the University that Brian taught lectures at in London....you guys :’D that’s so cool!
Right? So many people are crapping on the sound/video quality, and for having other Game Grumps in it. I don't see the validity in either of those points, honestly.
Little did Danny and Brian know, their trip to the future did not go unnoticed. Aaron Neverbone and Samurai Barry, without NSP to challenge them and their skills, took over the world and outlawed sex. The world suffered as the thrill of boning slowly withered and died with those who practiced it's teachings. The few survivors from the old days longed for their legendary saviors to return...
Peter Stamerra When I saw Barry and Arin I thought of Samurai Abstinence Patrol, Maybe they're descendents, mad because their ancestors were shamed by NSP.
I always kind of assumed that. Maybe abstinence is the key to their power, so when nobody boned, they became immortal or something. Maybe I'm thinking too hard about a UA-cam comedy band.
You’re damn right the world suffered. If nobody’s allowed to bone, then that means no reproduction, which means no babies, which means a gigantic population decrease. Sooo, yeah... people need to bone, or bye-bye human race.
i was listening to this with my friend, and it was her first time listening to this song, and about in the middle, she said, “this is poetry.” and she has never said anything more true.
I might be wrong about this, but this song, 6969, was heavily inspired by the Canadian band 'Rush' and their album 2112. 2112's track is a seven-part song about a rebel who lives in a world where things self-expression and creativity are outlawed. Sh*t. They love Rush! Why did it take me years to get this OBVIOUS reference!?
Yeah if I remember right when he talks to the dick elders some of the lyrics are very similar to when the guy from 2112 talks to the priests of the temples of syrinx, I think the “I know it’s most unusual to come before you so” is in the presentation part of 2112, sorry just had to flex my rush knowledge 😂😂😂
@@Bakugan945 You are totally correct. That line is a direct reference to 2112, as well is the switch in tone with the vocals between Dan and Arin, as it mirrors the switch in tone of the vocals between the protag/priests of Syrinx. Additionally the red star Dan has on the ship and his suit chest is probably a reference to the red star on the front of 2112. (Easily seen if you compare the song thumbnail art to the 2112 album cover).
I love Rush. This is hilarious. I love how this was made, and it directly references 2112, with the dick elders mirroring the Red Star Confederation elders, and sex being outlawed just like human expression. It's weird and hilarious, but also great at the same time.
Wow. The 2112 of NSP. Amazing. “I know it’s most unusual to come before you so” taken straight from Rush. I love it. This is the greatest parody I have ever witnessed.
Elder Kramer: Pensive
Elder Kevin: Plotting
Elder Hanson: Evil
Elder O'Donovan: Texting
I like how for all of them you used their last names except for Kevin. XD
God dammit O’Donovan
@@ragglerock2682 yikes
@@Jayystuff im not wrong
@@ragglerock2682 Did this all happen while Holly and Ross were still together, or after their breakup?
"I know it's most unusual to come before you so" is a direct quote to Rush's 2112 song and it made me SO happy.
the youtube thumbnail is also a reference to the 2112 album
@@minemaster1337 Knew that from the start NERD!
I'll never get over how amazing "guards sound the alarms" sounded
Arin hams it up so much in that role, he's incredible.
faroshscale sounds like COD zombies
i listen to that part on repeat so many times
@@herpesinflammation definitely amazing, but it's not arin unfortunately, it's the dude from steel panther i think
“Guards, SOUND THE ALAAAAARRRRRMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The weirdest thing about finding NSP *before* Game Grumps, then binging a ton of Game Grumps stuff, is coming back and going 'FUCK ME, IT'S ARIN?!?'
fr 😭 i had the same feeling about finding arin in a lot of songs as well as many other youtubers lol
Haha this. 👉
It's even weirder having been a fan of Egoraptor in the newgrounds days, then finding NSP, followed by getting into game grumps, and after all that finding out Arin made Metal Gear Awesome.
Lmao, its been the exact opposite for me. I’ve been watching the grumps for a while and I’ve only just recently found NSP through JasonParadise (guitar hero streamer) playing some charts of their stuff
Being a kid in the UA-cam parody music scene and throw Danny getting dragged to game grumps, what a nice butterfly effect
I never thought I would get so many chills from hearing a guy sing '69' repeatedly in falsetto, but damn.
I don't think he sings it in falsetto, but chills anyway :P
Yeeah... Falsetto doesn't mean what I think you think it means. Dan's just got a naturally high vocal range. Falsetto is more like... the kind of thing you hear when someone tries to imitate a female opera singer.
ChibiTails I think the best examples of falsetto is either Mickey Mouse or Tiny Tim singing tip toe through the tulips
Yeah falsetto is like the "staying alive" shit. Dan just has a high range.
Hell yeah dude.
I love how the "sex" is just 4 girls ripping ragdoll-danny apart. truly ideal
Sophovot isnt that how sex works?
Dannequin
It's not sex if you have all of your bones at the end
3 of the girls are boys
I was going to like your comment, but you're at 666 so I wont.
I never would have thought a guy named Danny Sexbang could have such an amazing singing voice in a song about fighting for the right to bang in the future.
*wispers* i have a hunch his real name isn't sexbang
I am the 69 like...
My Life has meaning.
Duskpede nor is it Danny *gasp* WE HAVE BEEN TOLD LIES
Kevin Ruppert Agrees
AGREED*
that "SOUND THE ALARMMMM" shit made me feel all tingly that note was fuckin nuts.
What a weird episode of doctor who
+Katelynn Dudzik you guys really don't know Bill n ted
+yamorge You Jackasses have never seen Quantum Leap
I could see Captain Jack Harkness overthrowing an anti-boner regime.
We must never let this comment go above 69 thumbs up
Yeah, I've gotta say that they're my favorite companions the Doctor's had. Season 69's great so far!
Today marks 6969 days since January 1st, 2000
Volt 2000*
Volt Yessss, amazing.
I'm gonna say it.... Ninja sex party are the lonely island of the eighties.
noice
It was also my birthday.
"hey Mark we need you to-"
"Yes...."
pretty much every clip lol
I didn’t get this when I started the video... then I saw. this was great 😂
I can’t believe Tom’s brother made it in the video
Two years later, during filming for A Heist With Markiplier:
"Hey, Arin, Dan, I need you two to-"
"Yes"
he was also a centaur in danny don't you know
I’m glad I now have 2 versions to choose from: the dazzingly animated and funkaliciously remastered version, and the charmingly B-movie-esque live-action and synth-rock-y original version.
Kevin gets to put his appearance as a "Dick Elder" in the comedic rock opera "6969" on every future resume he ever writes out :)
This is probably the best thing about the whole video...
I wish I could do that to my resume
Arin is enjoying himself in this sooo much
Archie Commins honestly who wouldn’t be enjoying themselves? 😂😂😂
@@Glitch_Crazed the other dick elders seems like it
ItzTouki lol true.
That fucstik makes me feel like such a fangirl. Or like, an absurdly smothering grandmother. I'm a nearly 30 year old man btw. It's just, every time I see him do a thing, I'm like "Oh dear, he's such a talented boi! I'm so proud of him."
It's hard to describe. Any talent reinforces my inferiority complex, but WaffleDino somehow avoids it. Hero's are depressing, because they are special. Watching a 30-chined idiot run a digital empire, inspires in a way that fiction could never hope compare.
dude everybody was enjoying it
By all means, this is technically a musical.
Yeah, it's basically a really short rock opera!
Only technically? This is 100% a musical.
i could see this as a starkid production
I want this on Broadway! Or Off-Broadway maybe xD
@@dr.dumbutt9135 As long as either Jeff or Joey plays Danny and Dylan plays the main Dick Elder, this would be amazing
Fun fact this is the second time Arin has been represented as the antagonist to Danny’s sexy escapades.
This is the future where the Samurai Abstinence Patrol wins
@@crispwater7294 There was no Ninja Sex Party to stop Samurai Barry. BUT what is truly disturbing is Arin Neverbone got laid.And had descendants.... Maybe he is a clone or robot
@@elizabethlee2136 Maybe the Samurai Alliance managed to travel forward in time and stopped some time before the NSP to establish their no-bone empire.
That would explain how Arin recognized Danny Sexbomb as soon as he saw it and let him speak just to sic the guards on him
Cause Arin hates sex and girls.
Hes only ever been with Susie, he found Goddess and kept with it. Smart man. Lucky man. haha
@@crispwater7294 yooooooooooo
If humans make it to year 6969 and have this on record, Danny will be history hero.
Nate Vance Hell yeah!
fuck yeah
Heck yeah
Nate Vance fortunately, scientists estimate they will know how to expand life or hook you up to a robot by 2050
i love that at 5:58 ross is just on his phone, i never noticed that
even when hes playing an armored elder from a militaristic celibacy cult, hes still just ross
Odin Satanas i think every shot he is looking at his phone
Goddammit, Ross
Soooo, is Arin the Head of the Council of Dick Elders bc he was in the D Club, or... ?
"Head" of the "Dick" Elders
I couldn't resist
Nobody like the comment, let’s leave it at 69 likes
it got ruined... rip the 69 likes
Some dude yeah cos of "Arin Neverbone"
Looool i thought no one would notice that xD
"I would never, ever, in a million years do that"
said no Markiplier ever
When I first saw that my only thought was "is that fucken Markiplier?" And then I was only more surprised to realize it was in fact the man himself.
This isn't a song, it's an experience.
96 likes... nice
No this is a musical
@@agentmoniker_fn actually its a Rock Opera
The 6969 experience
all this time waiting
not disappointed
Agreed
yep.
That's what she said.
100%
I would like but you're at 369 likes
I would pay for this to be made into a full length musical movie, rated R for obvious reasons
Wire the money to Leigh Daniel Avidan and Brian Wect straight away
start a kickstarter.
I'd sacrifice the blood of my first born to see that.
you can buy the video on itunes to help support them.
Me fucking too!
I'm going to write it into a fanfiction now so
its been 4 years and i'm still so taken aback by 3:17 holy shit what a voice. Michael starr you monster of a man.
They didn't specify a month, but it HAS to be June 9th, 6969.
6/9/6969 perfect.
If not, 6th of September.
Or the 6th of September, depending on where you live
@@honeybee3269 oh, you beat me to it.
69 likes it's perfect
I need an "UHN!" button for my keyboard. Only then will I feel complete.
Your welcome.
@@onutube6392 my welcome?
I did that after I saw it!!!! I think my keyboard went up in value because, of it.
"Bone-hemian Rhapsody"
John Cena how is this not top comment
This is not top comment because, the current top comments have an eight month headstart
Bohymen Rhapsodomy
it also may have something to do with the fact that the poster's username is a dead meme.
And before you say it, I know my profile picture is the fucking Bee Movie.
That doesn't nullify my comment. In fact, it makes it more valid.
I know all about dead memes, because I use them frequently, often ironically, or just to be a fucking dick.
Y'all are killing me. It's modeled after a completely different song.. just look up 2112 by rush
TWRP being credited as one of the bands who inspired this song and now being the main instrumentalists on the remaster of it is just the best thing. they're so fantastic
You've done it; you've ascended to a new level of band-nes. You've created a 10 minute song.
The song is actually 8 and a half minutes.
Well, it was based off of 2112 by Rush, which is 20 minutes in total...
+H4RDC0R3 P14Y3R I didn't know songs could get that long lol
+Rutilant Racer Its a fantastic song, I'd definately reccomend checking it out
+Rutilant Racer Actually, I think there's a 7 hour song or some shit. I don't know who has the patience to listen to it though. XD
Plottwist: Because Danny and Brian jumped in time, the Samurai Abstinence Patrol had nobody stopping them from outlawing sex and transformed into a religious organization over time. The jump in time is the reason why the problem happened in the first place.
Woah
when logic is applied to NSP videos they really form a good story
Mind blown
Gasp!
lore
Ninja Brian is one of the citizens, after he retired of being a ninja he became a normal person. (He is immortal)
After Danny died he retired
He was waiting for Danny and himself to get there and save the future
69th like.
Alternate theory: Ninja Brian took the time machine before Danny even mentioned it to him... That previous Brian disguised himself as a regular person so he wouldn't be as recognizable, and it was that Brian who stabbed the Dick Elders... During the billion person orgy afterwards, he took the time machine to just before Danny took him to the future... Why else would he be unaffected by the inertia of time travel if he hadn't experienced it beforehand? Also, it's a tad bit difficult to stab people in the back if they have you surrounded...
Good theory, sounds like only the incredible Ninja Brian could pull such a trick!
I love the new version but man... nothing beats the classics.
Agreed
I feel like the lyrics are rushed at points in the Level Up version, which makes me sad. I get Dan and Brian wanting to improve on their work, but this song was a masterpiece as it was.
@@MeghanTheShade Where does it feel rushed to you?
I don't think the new one is rushed necessarily, it just seems a little TOO polished, and I'm missing Arin's voice acting
@@yawninglion1677 it's not arin, actually! i thought the same too because he sounds a bit like how i imagine arin singing, but it's the vocalist from steel panther iirc?
This must be the alternate future timeline where Samurai Abstinence Patrol won
Herculean Warrior probably
the head Dick Elder is a descendant of Arin Neverbone, you can see the family resemblance
That's how they knew who Ninja Sex Party was. Remember, Samurai Abstinence Patrol's tale was passed down in sacred scrolls, so presumably the Council of Dick Elders had read of Ninja Sex Party's opposition.
Definitely
Herculean Warrior my friend and I have a running joke where we make a knock off band called Samurai Orgy Fiesta with such great hits as 5969, Orgy for 2 just sex, drinking in the bathtub
This wasn't a song....this was a journey
70 likes
It was more than a Journey. It was....
A *RUSH*.
this kinda feels like NSP's equivalent of Lynyrd Skynyrd's Freebird.
Ryan Jacks 258 likes now
LolliLover 66 this song was an adventure
God Damn Brian
You killed them all!
I have to say in retrospect that was easier then I thought.
Kspice9000 OOH YEEAAAAAAAH!
7:21 to about the eight minute mark gives me chills every time. It's sung so beautifully.
Legendary
I feel like I just watched a full length film
Failure Friend same me too
Failure Friend a@
it needs to be a movie
This should be a film
Well it was definitely a film about *full length*
Im 25 years old atm and I will try my hardest to survive until June 9 of 2069. At my 75 years old I will search for this video and respond to this comment. Until then
Better remember, soldier
@Emily Barclay until we met again
@Emily Barclay lucky bastard
In Europe (where I live), 6/9 is the 6th September. That's my birthday. When I'm down I just remind myself, "HEY! Fuck star signs, you got a sexy ass birthday"
We will meet again one day. Until then, remember
This is my favorite black mirror episode
would upvote but i am not allowed
I ruined your 69 upvotes (evil laughter)
Please. Just 1 more person like his comment to put him at 420.
Two things I noticed today that I have not before; the Stop giving head sign and the best Markiplier cameo in an NSP video.
It’s been over a full year and you know what I just realized
At 3:56 when Arin shoots the laser at the ship it is deflected by a shield that covers the ship like a condom
I have so much respect for this video
Parker Simms I'm your 69th like congrats
I wanted to like this but I can't bring myself to bring it over 69
Chronost I can respect that 😂
holy fuck
Well that ship was dick shaped in the first place
i like how the new law is 5318008, which is the reverse of the old calculator trick in high school.
such a deep universe so full of enriched lore
That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.
That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.
That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.
That is awesome. I didn't even notice that.
Just to be clear I dont like comment it's just at 68 so I have to like it
Danny, how does it feel to be a sex icon on the same level as David Bowie in Labyrinth? Holy heck
Holy shit he his
Probably the same way it feels to rival Austin Power's Mojo levels
higher level than David Bowie in Labyrinth
They probably get their tights from the same place.
Right? 🥵🥵🥵🥵
I love how Ross is just on his phone at every point we see him in this song. I also forgot Mark was in this video; been a while since I've sat and watched the video. God I love NSP!
How is this the greatest rock opera ever created. How did they do it
More like COCK opera, am I right?!
(I am sorry, now I'll go)
A song that's just a big 69 joke has no right to be this good
the thot hunter council agrees
You have 69 likes lol
This is just a love letter to 2112
Tbh, I think the only parts of this song that relate to 69 are the year and the sexy things; no actual 69ing.
@@jennasloan396 there was probably 69ing at least somewhere in that billion person orgy
If you have the term "whipped cream dancer" in your credits you know you've done something right with your life.
especially if its there repeatedly
Comedy aside, this song is honestly incredible, I get chills as the tempo changes and the instrumentals change. The sex theme makes it such a good immature comedy song, but the song itself oh my goodness. The production quality and the creativity
Today, January 30, 2019, is the 6,969th day since the start of the 2000’s.
Holy shit thats my birthday
@@moonmane9092 Mine too
nicenice
@@leandrocarvalho7191 Our birthdays were sexy
The fact that I've seen this comment multiple times from other users says that you guys must have set alarms or something...
I'm worried.
What most people don't know is that after the events of the Sexbang Bang of 6969, the following year was followed by the Sexbang Baby Boom of 6970. Scientists have still not been able to figure out how that year the population of beautiful curly-haired babies grew 100 times from the previous year (which of course was previously done in a controlled a laboratory environment). This phenomena has been dubbed by the scientific community as "Sexbang's Hairy Growth".
You are a fucking genius..
*slow clap*
Congratulations, you have added to the legend.
69th like! Dont like this anymore guys
"I will always love you. What is your name, by the way? Kristen? A beautiful name. Until that glorious day we meet again, Katy."
yes
Okay, so earlier this year I randomly checked how many days old I was out of curiosity, and the number was 6699. Of course, I immediately calculated day 6969 and set a reminder in my phone. Guess what day it is, y’all :^)
I did too and I was like 6905
I never thought to look for that but apparently I already passed it and that's the worst news I've received all year
6,858 im almost there 111
omg i'll immediately use my secret ability of time travel and inform myself from 8 months ago of this once in a lifetime holiday!
Bro I’m 6835 days old, I’m gonna come back to this comment thread when I’m 6969
Arin Makes the best villain ever since he was Arin Neverbone
A R I N N E V E R B O N E
*uncontrollable laughter*
"WHY DOES BEIN EVIL ALWAYS FEEL SOME DAMN GOOD?"
Glorious name
what if....... HE WAS ARIN NEVERBONE
Good afternoon, this is Jim here on location with my colleague Jim at the scene of what seems to be a bizarre outbreak of....naked people. ... and they're... I'm not sure what there doing but I'm getting a weird urge to join them. Come on Jim! This has been Jim and Jim from Jim news, back to Jim in the studio.
DEMONS JIM, DEMONS!!
Annie Wilson fuck you Jim!!!
BONERS JIM
Dummy Jim will now perform a re-enactment.
DEMONS JIM DEMONS
So here is a theory, did 6969 happen cause the samurai abstinence patrol win?
WOOOOOOOAAH
OMFG
dude what are you smoking right now
+Voxas ummm, it's called here comes autism
+Methphaless ....that's kind of fucked up. I was making a 'people get deep when they smoke weed joke' and you had to take it there.
The cold shower is actually a decent name for a bar
In the year 6969 people will say is this what people used to think of the year 6969
And it will be glorious
They do love that rag doll
That's Dan dude. He totally does his own stunts. I promise.
@@2dtrash19 actually it's confirmed at a live show he switches with that doll to avoid damage.
But. But. He's the toughest fucking ninja I've ever seen! Why would he need to- my life is a lie.
@@thebariobro7664 r/wooosh
I know right?
It's like a modern bohemian rhapsody...
About boning.
Bonhemian Rhapsody
it's kinda themed like Rush's 2112 (probably intentional!)
Actually, it's 2112 about boning, since that's what they are parodying.
i was about to say, everyone knows dan is a super Rush fan
+Jacob Kratt It's very intentional. Dan said it himself, it's supposed to be obvious. Pretty rad shit.
This has unironically been my favourite song for years
I would watch this as a movie....
I would watch any of these videos as a movie
i believe that would be called a "porno"
Tuney Cusic i would watch this is a movie and be like "why isn't everyone dead? ninja brian should have murdered them all by now"
I hope this song survives to 6969 so my greatest of grandchildren can rock out to this when it's relevant 😂
World ends before 2100 probably.
Chillwave *6 I’ve come from the future, this guy’s right.
@@tenacityxl world survives to 6969 or the world ends before it?
@@Chillwave6 both
TenTheFox tell me how
I replaced my Enter key with UHN! Because of this
UHN!
Same...
How
@@YooperReptar You know, with paper and tape.
I’m in on this
I love how arin is always either the villain, killed, or both
Arin is almost as pissed as he was in mario maker
Jake Rose SHOOT THE FOCKING LASERZ
*TAKE THE SHOT*
Jake Rose I
Almost.
I think he was channeling Sonic Unleashed here.
Amazing vocal harmonies, interesting and catchy chord progressions, an infectiously catchy chorus, great jokes, and the way you transition in the verses than the bridges and the change of chorus was truly seem less. I'd say a surprising master piece thank you ninja sec party for sharing your "bohemian rhapsody" with us.
+Swagnus the Great really? Is there any other of their songs that are inspired by Rush?
Ok maybe not but...
Pizza Chit Not Bohemian Rhapsody, it's based offbof 2112 by Rush. Just look at the album cover for 2112.
I thought it sounded a lot like birdland by weather report :)
Also A+ just because this song is one long Rush reference
Pizza Chit bone-hemian rhapsody
7:31 Of course the Ghost of Dick Elder Ross is on his phone
GOD DAMN IT ROSS
And of course all the Dick Elders look grouchy when Danny and Brian come to speak with them, except Elder Ross with his doofy grin.
God dammit Ross
also at 5:58
Goddammit Ross
I love how the actors don't care, it's really funnt and it's like they're having tons of fun
0:6:58 just wanna acknowledge that Suzy is cheering on Danny and Brian for killing her husband lmao
When Ninja Brian is in the situation, you better be rooting for his side.
Wow shes looking great for 4680
@@doreknob oof
omg wtf yh 😂
Brian McDermott well he _was_ being a dick (pun intended)
OH GOD ITS A WORLD WHERE THE SAMURAI ABSTINENCE PATROL WON THE WAR!!!
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That explains why Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry are dick elders
Nah this is the future,they lost
I am the 69th like of this comment
Also explains why arin recognized them!
If I had to pick one way to die, it'd be listening to this song while overdosing on skittles.
👏🏻👏🏻
And drinking Pepsi?
Solarius The Blaziken and eating Wendy's( registered trademark)
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Profile pic source?
It has been five years and I still cannot get over the phrase ‘fierce and sultry butt crusade’
And here I thought Kubrick made the greatest sci fi film of all time.
Well, he did. This is more of a documentary.
See, the "fi" in "sci fi" is short for fiction. This however, is 100% factual.
I think you mean dickumentary
Best comment here. Hands down.
2001 is a garbage film
GOD DAMM BRIAN YOU KILLED THEM ALL
the best lyric in this song
Roi P.C. Idk. “My dick’s a spark of hope and a revolution shall ignite” is pretty great
“We’ve come from the past to introduce you to ass”
That lyric sums up Ninja Sex Party
I'VE WAITED SO LONG THIS IS EVERYTHING I COULD'VE HOPED FOR YEEEESSSS.
also in my recommended vids there's one called "the science of fangirling".
SHUTUPYOUDONTKNOWME.
If fangirling is a science. everybody in the NSP fandom needs PHDs.
...Brian's going to kill me, isn't he?
If he hasn't already and you just don't know it...yet.
+Ally Gator Animator we can all get diplomas in amazing.
+Roro Ro and from the university of "Fucking Keeping It Real".
I love Rush, and I think this is a cute and fun homage to 2112. Great job guys! I will be checking out more of your work.
If the multiverse exists, it means that in an alternate universe this exact event takes place in the year 6969.
Just something to think about.
Question is: is that 6969 on the Gregorian Calendar... or the Hebrew Calendar?
It if is the Hebrew Calendar Danny is going by would be roughly 3209CE/3208CE on the Gregorian Calender.
Goldman What do you mean? It even says in the credits this was themed on location. This happens in our universe at 6969 :^)
Who's to say it isn't this universe
Cabbage Man good point
Sorry to ruin the fantasy, but infinite universes doesn't mean all possibilities exist. Just like there's infinite numbers between 1 and 2 but none of them are 3, infinite universes doesn't equal all possibilities.
Arin KILLED his part tho...
i love how the other three dick elders (barry kevin and ross) just stand there lol
He has such a good metal scream, I wish he did more stuff like that!
@@gaz6629 As much as I wish that was Arin's scream, it was Michael Starr from Steel Panther doing the vocals for the Dick Elder.
@@skulliam That makes way more sense, I must have missed that in the credits...
Gaz they still make an awesome combo tho!
8:01 I LOVE the subtle reference to Dinosaur Laser Fight.
(This high notes are doing the “it’s fucking science, it’s fucking science” melody)
Just ask Albert Einstein, he invented space
I don't hear it
Dinosaur laser fight is playing on one of the spaceship monitors. During the video but I don't remember which scene. All I remember is it was on the right side of the screen.
thedoctor559 0:54 is where it starts
Tim Primetal HOLY SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT!!! Nice catch, dude!
The music video came out the same day my mom got a stroke, I was at the hospital all day watching this video on repeat, I loved it and it got me through that day… a song about boning haha love you guys💙🤘
this is officially the first song i would show to aliens
Dolphinus fuck ya
We have a secure future.
Dolphinus same!!!!
XD TOTALLY LOL
Ninja Brian is another OnePunchMan. He defeat everyone in one swing and thats why Danny is still alive.
I don't like anime but that's a pretty great comment
what happens when nsp goes to detroit
the world will explode of sex juice
*One Stab Man
We all know that Ninja Brian would win in a fight
all the cheesy cgi is better than most actual cgi.
I want to like this, but it's at 69 likes so I can't! Please take my internet-based goodwill, instead.
Nice
What cgi
This isn't a documentary?
@@TheZigzagman It's a reenactment of actual historical events. The raw footage is too graphic to show on UA-cam.
And then Danny went to talk to his 12 year old self
It would be funny if this is canon as their last adventure and danny don't you know was a detour on the way home
This comment gave me chills
This is probably NSP's magnum opus. Such passion, such high production design, it's positively peerless!
I completely agree!
In the most deep and sensual sigh from the loins of the universe there was a voice and it said "not yet"
Ehhh most NSP songs just blend together for me at this point, they all have the same style and layout (Danny's layered vocals)
a fukin masterpiece
Avi was right!
OMFG THE DICK ELDERS ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF THE SAMURAI ABSTINENCE PATROL. like... I don't know that for certain but it would kinda make sense.
Captain Jules Both Arin and Barry are there so it would make sense.
Jimmy Dagostino FUCK I KNEW IT
Captain Jules It could just be them, since they also have time travel
but like, if they hated sex so much, how did they reproduce to have any descendants?
I don't think they were against all sex, they did say "No sex until you are married." So maybe they got married and had children and then the descendants became the dick elders? I dunno
I just watched a video where two sexual Jewish and Ninja superheroes traveled into the distant future to overthrow sexual tyranny by a political revolution led by orgies before returning home. Just beautiful.
I've never thought about it like that...
1234 5678 Wait danny is jewish?
Procontroler TF2 Yeah. the star on his suit and spaceship is the Star of David, on top of that, on Game Grumps he says it a lot
"Show them what it means to love, to fix this broken world" is kinda timeless
It’s at 6.9 million views. Everyone stop watching, we can’t change this
LETS MAKE IT 69.69 MILLION, WOO! (But its gotta be fast)
Quintin Gerling (Student) oh no! So close!
@Quintin Gerling (Student) So close yet so far
Quintin Gerling (Student)
Rip
6'991'917 views... I'm shaking.
I really like the idea that Ross will still be on his phone even after he dies.
He's already plotting his revenge on Danny by thinking of Mario Maker levels
He is the man mothers think their kids will be.
u ever pronouce ur name in latin? bee augh spot che. if u didnt know
its a good name
I will never get over that GLORIOUS note of Arin's, even if it's autotuned to hell. "SOUND THE ALAAAAAAAAAAAARMS!"
That's actually Michael Starr from Steel Panthers singing as the Dick Elder
Arin's lip syncing someone else XD
That wasn't even Arin.
Wasnt him but he sure couldve nailed that shit
Ryan0
I love how there are so many recognizable people in all of NSP's videos instead of actors. Just the thought of Markiplier reporting on an a-cock-olypse kills me every time.
When
I didn't even realize that was him lol. That's amazing.
Whoa, this was done with Markiplier still had normal hair.
Shatzy Shell yeah danny said this took 2 years to film
True dat.
it's a dildo
Shatzy Shell yeah Mark has a track record of saying fuck off when he's done with people for some reason and its really sad honestly but he's still great
Wait when is mark in it?
9:22 they list their inspirations and right after in the special thanks, you see Dan’s family including his parents his sister, his brother in law and his nephews, as well as Ninja Brian’s family, Space Lube, Burger Time, and the University that Brian taught lectures at in London....you guys :’D that’s so cool!
I have waited since this song came out over a year ago for this.
Two words:
Worth. It.
Right? So many people are crapping on the sound/video quality, and for having other Game Grumps in it. I don't see the validity in either of those points, honestly.
I was just expecting the dick elders to be steel panther, they did the vocals of them after all, it's still cool the grumps are them I guess
Dawned on me i started listening to these guys when I was 17 and I'll be 28 this year. Thanks for 11 years of amazing music and entertaining videos.
Little did Danny and Brian know, their trip to the future did not go unnoticed. Aaron Neverbone and Samurai Barry, without NSP to challenge them and their skills, took over the world and outlawed sex. The world suffered as the thrill of boning slowly withered and died with those who practiced it's teachings. The few survivors from the old days longed for their legendary saviors to return...
Peter Stamerra When I saw Barry and Arin I thought of Samurai Abstinence Patrol, Maybe they're descendents, mad because their ancestors were shamed by NSP.
I always kind of assumed that. Maybe abstinence is the key to their power, so when nobody boned, they became immortal or something.
Maybe I'm thinking too hard about a UA-cam comedy band.
*Arin
You’re damn right the world suffered. If nobody’s allowed to bone, then that means no reproduction, which means no babies, which means a gigantic population decrease. Sooo, yeah... people need to bone, or bye-bye human race.
Peter Stamerra Ninja Sex Party has the best and most complex plot of anything I have ever seen
i was listening to this with my friend, and it was her first time listening to this song, and about in the middle, she said, “this is poetry.” and she has never said anything more true.
PREACH IT 🙏🏽
I might be wrong about this, but this song, 6969, was heavily inspired by the Canadian band 'Rush' and their album 2112.
2112's track is a seven-part song about a rebel who lives in a world where things self-expression and creativity are outlawed.
Sh*t. They love Rush! Why did it take me years to get this OBVIOUS reference!?
Dan has an unabashed love for Rush.
6969 and Mystic Crystal are totally his love letters to Rush and Prog Rock.
Yeah if I remember right when he talks to the dick elders some of the lyrics are very similar to when the guy from 2112 talks to the priests of the temples of syrinx, I think the “I know it’s most unusual to come before you so” is in the presentation part of 2112, sorry just had to flex my rush knowledge 😂😂😂
@@Bakugan945 You are totally correct. That line is a direct reference to 2112, as well is the switch in tone with the vocals between Dan and Arin, as it mirrors the switch in tone of the vocals between the protag/priests of Syrinx. Additionally the red star Dan has on the ship and his suit chest is probably a reference to the red star on the front of 2112. (Easily seen if you compare the song thumbnail art to the 2112 album cover).
I love Rush. This is hilarious. I love how this was made, and it directly references 2112, with the dick elders mirroring the Red Star Confederation elders, and sex being outlawed just like human expression. It's weird and hilarious, but also great at the same time.
@@spacecomma218 it's fantastic
Wow. The 2112 of NSP. Amazing. “I know it’s most unusual to come before you so” taken straight from Rush. I love it. This is the greatest parody I have ever witnessed.