Crunchy on the outside, squishy on the inside. (HFY)

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  • Опубліковано 9 лис 2024

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  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 Рік тому +28

    I love it when clear and complete alien aggressors fuck around and find out, get a taste (HAH!) of their own medicine, and they begin calling humans monsters.

  • @blackfire3744
    @blackfire3744 Рік тому +15

    It's always "fun" being the bad guy until the same thing happens to you. I must admit, I do get a kick out of the bully's surprised reaction when the same thing happens to them like they were innocent the whole time.

  • @whiterabbit75
    @whiterabbit75 Рік тому +11

    "Bring out the butter, boys! We got us an old fashioned crab boil!"

  • @theoink636
    @theoink636 Рік тому +34

    So the aliens forced the Humans to go full WH 40k.

    • @kain7759
      @kain7759 Рік тому +4

      Ye, but a variant: The God Emperor of Manking is the best cheff 🤣

    • @skepticalmagos_101
      @skepticalmagos_101 Рік тому +3

      @@kain7759 Big E stepping onto the Battlefield with an Apron and Ladle.

    • @kain7759
      @kain7759 Рік тому +3

      @@skepticalmagos_101 Warcry "Guys! Dinner is served!"

  • @archeyassassin
    @archeyassassin Рік тому +14

    Space crabs and octopuses? I hope there are space bovine and shrimp as well! After all nothin beats a good ol surf n turf.

  • @grogvaughan5649
    @grogvaughan5649 Рік тому +6

    "You xenos ate, Freaking ATE our kids!! We're going to send you a gift. We call it the Rods of God. See you boys soon."

  • @erickcredidiooliveira201
    @erickcredidiooliveira201 Рік тому +9

    Javik aproves that.
    Salarians livers are a delicaci.

  • @skepticalmagos_101
    @skepticalmagos_101 Рік тому +12

    Let the galactic buffet commence 🤣

  • @ChimeraArchive
    @ChimeraArchive Рік тому +2

    "Looks like meats back on the menu!!"

  • @KuDastardly
    @KuDastardly 11 місяців тому +1

    Humans discovered the biggest seafood platter from outer space.

  • @jonnypena7651
    @jonnypena7651 Рік тому +4

    Bring brother the fire of the emperor and delicate of the butter to suffer no xeno!

  • @astartes2781
    @astartes2781 8 місяців тому +1

    Mmmmmmm, giant walking octopus takoyaki and space crustacean tempura, YUMMY!

  • @sevyrsgaming1202
    @sevyrsgaming1202 Рік тому +6

    Ha. Been a while since I heard a story where humans actively eat the aliens. I would live to hear a continuation of this.

  • @chrisdixon7099
    @chrisdixon7099 2 місяці тому +1

    Them: krispy juicy tender im gonna put your new born in a blender!
    Us: have you met Japan?

  • @nickburns8096
    @nickburns8096 Рік тому +4

    "To Serve Man"

  • @dkbros1592
    @dkbros1592 Рік тому +6

    Umm tentencal xeno shushi will tast good let our octopus breat let's hunt for r Al xeno tentical

  • @isaiahpelly8370
    @isaiahpelly8370 Рік тому +7

    For The Algorithm

  • @kael6596
    @kael6596 Рік тому +4

    Sounds delicious!

  • @METAnonymous1
    @METAnonymous1 Рік тому +3

    Is this really the first part of this story?

    • @sin-text857
      @sin-text857  Рік тому +2

      Yes.
      Be aware that many of the stories on this channel are only expanded on if the audience (views and comments) approves.

  • @1amarsandhu
    @1amarsandhu 9 місяців тому +2

    I am a vegetarian but I would eat them out of good old fashioned spite.

  • @peterhall8572
    @peterhall8572 5 місяців тому +1

    Dime Bar? lol

  • @m.t.fguard8309
    @m.t.fguard8309 Рік тому +9

    Lol so the hunters became the hunted and the delicacies
    And can't wait to see if this gets a part 2 to where the aliens get their planet raided

  • @pulverize3
    @pulverize3 Рік тому +1

    You got a good evil laugh

  • @user-so1ko7pi8p
    @user-so1ko7pi8p Рік тому +2

    MOAR!!!

  • @rat_king-
    @rat_king- Рік тому +2

    16:45 .50BMG is no joke.

  • @hudsonflores5478
    @hudsonflores5478 Рік тому +2

    how many times does this man say simply

    • @sin-text857
      @sin-text857  Рік тому +1

      Got it. I'll make sure not to make that same mistake again.

  • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
    @BrunoMaricFromZagreb Рік тому +3

    Where's the original story?There's no Reddit link...

    • @sin-text857
      @sin-text857  Рік тому +2

      Only original content here.

    • @jaimehuizar6727
      @jaimehuizar6727 Рік тому +1

      ​@@sin-text857good job this is fucking great

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb Рік тому

      @@sin-text857 Really?How does that work,do you make your own stories,or do Patrons send you pre-written ones to narrate?
      Because I have NOT encountered something like that before.