@@thedrunkenslayer3348 you'd be surprised how quickly you can make a government fall with a single, well placed lego. Really. [Edit]: make sure the lego is a 2 by 4. No bigger, no smaller.
With the blueberry Karen story the only thing I’m sad about is the “tiny branch”. The girls did take a pretty large branch when they could’ve just taken the berries; they aren’t hard to remove. Maybe they just wanted to continue walking while they ate, but oh well, the bush will probably recover. Karen was wild though literally did a flailing squidward. Nuts
@@college_knockout8316Its not that one branch will hurt it. The problem is if even half the people that walk that path took just one branch there wouldn't be a bush there at all
@@college_knockout8316 I'm not trying to excuse anything. Her behavior was atrocious for sure but that doesn't mean her point is. People make good points in moronic ways all the time. If I made a point that killing people is bad, then go into a rant about one race or another being the one's doing most of the killing that doesn't mean killing is any less bad. It just makes me a fucking idiot.
I agree, the lady yelling at the girls was obviously in the wrong for her behaviour towards the situation, but to be honest she did have a point. The girls seemed really entitled to me too
@@brokenbutler12 I don't believe that was even someone's plants. I think they were in a park or something. And they took one little branch to bring with them, it wasn't like they were just shredding the plant for fun.
1:33 "A Karen is the result of a toddler being freaky friday-ed into the body of a miserable middle school English teacher." Best line I have ever heard 🤣
It's crazy how much these people think that businesses having policies or even abiding by local laws are "infringing on their rights". I live in a state that charges for bags to cut down on plastic waste, and I'm a cashier at a large retail store. I've had customers curse me out and claim that what I'm doing is illegal because my store charges 8 cents for a bag.
@1WEareBUFO1 what's especially funny is that my family is German. In Germany grocery stores don't even have cheap paper/plastic options. You either bring your own, buy a tote, or you live with unbagged groceries. No one fusses about it over there because it's been the norm for so long. Meanwhile in the US I once had a grown ass man screech about how I was infringing on his rights because I wouldn't give him a free bag as per local law.
@@Thunderthewolftrashcanyea we learned about the different expectations customers have in Europe in german class. We do have reusable bag options everywhere here but people make a big stink about having to pay a dollar or so to buy them instead of getting ones for free. Free bags which they will constantly complain about, also. Nothing makes the average middle aged consumer in America satisfied. I used to work at a dollar tree where whether we had paper or plastic we'd run-out of bags every few months just due to customers demanding extra. People would put a pack of gum in a separate bag if you let them, i swear.
All Karen #1 had to say was something like, "Pro tip: If you leave the branch, you can enjoy the berries next year, too," framing it as teaching a pair of youngsters something v.s. turning it into this huge confrontation.
@@destructivenova9748 I'm afraid if my hair gets any greyer, and a fairy hairdresser gives me a shithouse cut during my sleep. I could look like a karen FFS..As an Aussie we have way less of these wanka's, but the horror is real.
I love how environmentally aware she is trying to be and how fast she resorts to racism...as a tourist...lol and a white person lol that's 2x the fun with doublemint gum...
@@yukandouit537 I wouldn't be surprised if an ancient "Karen" forced all women to be a male's personal object that they own, whether they're a "Karen" or a nice woman.
Yeah, I've got a feeling that the name "Karen" will probably fall out of use in the near future. Sort of like the name "Dick", the meaning just changes
Businesses have every right to refuse service if you don’t abide by their policies so if they have a “no shoes, no shirts, no mask, no service” rule, they are perfectly within their right to refuse service to you. Regardless if you like masks or not. It’s hilarious how fragile these people are over something so small as a mask. They wouldn’t accept you if you were naked.
It's also a mostly altruistic act. You do something to help others at a slight inconvenience to yourself. That concept is so contrary to American culture and some folks see Americanism as an unalterable thing.
Blueberry-karen had a million ways to approach the girls for her concern and she literally chose the worst one. A reverse Doctor strange looking for the worst timeline
Love the classic courage king reference! *_"RETURN THE SLAAAAB!"_* an old favorite of mine! Classic! 😆👌🏻 "That kid doesn't have a driver's license!" 🤣👍🏻
Well art is ment to inspire editing just happens even if people want it or not even if the art is copyrighted editing it is considered a paraody and fair use
THANK YOU!!! I've BEEN saying this and people don't get it. The right to refuse service!!! It means the store can require you to hop on one leg as you shop. If you don't like the rules, shop elsewhere!!! 🤷🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
I love the "you don't have a right to talk to me" as the classic response from Karens and such is "I have a right to [insert whatever they want to do]"
Oh gawd. another one. Charlie, i don't know how your mind works but the colourful, descriptive commentary is you, you, you. nothing scripted. very observant and intelligent, expressive, cutting without shouting or ranting. I enjoy your channel. Subscribed! 😁😁🤣🤣😂😂
OK but who tf takes the branch and doesn’t just pick the berries? Everyone here just picks the berries a handful at a time and eats them while hiking, because it won’t damage the bush
"A kid who doesn't have his drivers license" Reminds me of when my mate and I sold lemonade as kids. We were like... 8. Woman came up and asked where our vendors license was and she was going to call the cops. We were dumb 8 years old we had never heard the term "Vendors license" before so we just shrugged. She didn't like that.
I spat my drink out in laughter at "this Karen got so upset she just couldn't help but do the electric slide part 2 right there and then" that was too funny. 😂
At the same time, it makes no sense to break off a branch if you just want the berries. If she didn’t start with racism and the break dancing, she’d have been 100% right
@@aaronlandry3934 Ah shut up man, they didn't uproot the bush and walk around with it, they took a branch off a bush in a forest, anyone who would get upset about that kind of thing or agree with someone getting upset over that kind of thing needs to get their head checked.
3Orion3 thank you for replying as calmly as you did, While I personally don’t find importance in this topic and only posted because I thought it was funny, I’m glad you took the time to explain it respectfully. My mom yells at me and calls me a sheep whenever I start joking around like that so your reply makes me much happier.
3Orion3 how could actual researchers and pandemic experts be so blind, this was the truth all along! the mask has no benefits, since clearly blocking up any possible escape paths for the saliva particles by which the virus travels is completely irrelevant and viruses, by your absolute expertise, are 5-dimensional super-beings capable of telepathically infecting those around the host
Jack The Dog and orion’s full of shit btw, as long as you listen to the people who have spent entire careers on researching the spread of global pandemics and just put a small cloth on your face, I think it would be 10x better for your overall health to be alive rather than take a risk to try to be “right”. I completely understand though, defying the person that raised you for an entire lifetime can be difficult when it comes to differing beliefs. For your safety, internet stranger, wear a mask anyways, to set an example. Literally google how covid-19 spreads and you’ll understand how seriously important masks are, not to save you but to save others around you.
Well the blue masks made of the paper towel like fabric, aernt good, they are made in dirty sweatshops, if ur gonna wear a mask at least wear the cloth ones
3Orion3 most of the virus is blocked from a mask, because obviously, something is covering your mouth, if 2 people wear a mask, less goes out their mouth and nose and that means even less ends up on the mask from the other end. And many masks are disposable, so you can just put it in the bin, cloth ones are better than the surgery ones, but they will protect you, like how a coat protects you from the rain, you still may get wet (some of the virus may get through) but it protects you and other people, if they wear a coat. if 2 people wear a mask, the chances drastically go down for getting the virus because both of you are protecting each other. Without wearing a mask, you are putting yourself at risk and other people by breathing on stuff and sneezing/coughing without covering your mouth.
Karen's move list: -repeat the same question 20 times -earraping high pitched screams -"can i see the manager" Places karens often spawn: -parks -walmart -convenience shops -parking lots
Moist’s humor is unmatched, the way he just keeps going on about random things and ENTIRELY pulls it off, is absolutely hilarious, for instance: at the start of the vid when he talks about the blueberry guardian bro 😂 moist is one of the the funniest men alive
I get what the blueberry Karen was trying to convey (only pick the berries and not the branch or you'll damage the plant) but going batshit crazy like that is psychotic.
@@MajoradeMayhem my best guess because of the way they were holding the branch and their phone in the other hand is that they were going to take a picture either for a social media post of to send to their friends & family.
Yea, I thought that was kinda dumb too...like... colonizing hasnt been done here in quite a few years...I mean decades...or maybe it's been even longer?
Daniel Morris those people are worse than karens. They are pure assholes. They are miserable as hell and the only way they can get a tiny bit of happiness is to make children cry and ruin their fun.
They don’t need a permit in certain situations, if the kid was in a public park selling it then they would need a permit but not when they are on their own land, and even if they were in the public park nobody would care.
There are in fact multiple species of Karen's including "store Karen's" "woods Karen's" "parking lot Karen's" and there are many more. *I study these rare creatures for class*
Jizz Boss Unfortunately, karens can’t be defeated... They are soo goddamn arrogant and self righteous. They think they are still right even when presented with the most logical, scientific fact.
Episode 1: The Phantom Racist Episode 2: Attack of the Essential Oils Episode 3: Revenge of the Karens Episode 4: A New Complaint Episode 5: The Menopause strikes back Episode 6: Return of the Manager Episode 7: The Lawsuit Awakens Episode 8: The Last Meltdown Episode 9: Rise of Facebook
Lorax Karen was psychotic and vile, but taking the whole branch instead of just the berries isn’t a great thing to do and is against the rules in a lot of parks
I work at a movie theater and was promoted to run luxury shows. Guests can order from the worker managing the lobby and we take their food to their seats in the theater. This comes at a small service fee (about 5% not factoring in sales tax). I ring up an order and I send it to the concession stand. This means there is no changes you can make. I double check to verify everything was correct and I ask id they would like to leave a tip. I then say the price, which with the service fee included, is $2.70-something more than going to the main stand. They lose their shit on me saying that’s criminal and a ripoff (it’s $2 ma’am and you’re not even tipping) They decide to cancel the order (which I can’t do) and go downstairs to order. This effectively cost 10 minutes as I had to go to our stand to cancel everything and then wait for a department leader to manually void each item. Seeing how we only get 40-60 minutes to get everyone in their seats and deliver all the food, this hurt the flow of the team badly. We ended up finishing the show and closing the lobby 40 minutes late. Gotta love entitlement and pettiness
Yea grown ass man who thinks he knows everything and every situation thinks he can reads minds and situations from portions of a video… yay Charlie what a hero he is
Karens are all the little girls that never got told "no" growing up and still think they're that cute little girl who can get away with anything. Unfortunately they're adults now, getting old and lost that "cute" appearance to them, but their mentality hasn't caught up to it. So there's a dissonance between their expectations and what really happens.
There's a reason that they're almost invariably single-child, middle-class, middle-aged, white house wives. They have never ever been told no in way that they think couldn't be solved by a temper tantrum.
“How dare you argue back at me after I get personally involved in a situation that is not mine to control and that I have no training in? I’ll have you know I am a blueberry pruning expert! I am THE CREATOR of blueballedandberried dot com!!”
It boggles my mind that an American woman ...in CANADA told two Canadians that they couldn’t eat the blueberries off a bush in a CANADIAN park. I usually don’t say stuff like this, but could she maybe just go home? I never want to encounter her in my country.
why the hell was that one woman talking about “did i invite u into my conversation???” does she think everyone in the world is a vampire that needs permission to cross the threshold into her mouthful of stupidity?
She straight up busted out the squidward talent show move
How dare you insult Squidward
Dead 😆
Omg 😂😂😂😂
Adrian Clark you could just say they
damn right duuude
Imagine looking at a child in a toy car and thinking "He doesn't even have a drivers license".
😂
You need a licence to operate toys
To be fair I have committed 3(and still counting) war crimes with toys(2 of which with legos)
@@likehowdudehelp doesn't surprise me, a single Lego is more dangerous than mustard gas
@@thedrunkenslayer3348 you'd be surprised how quickly you can make a government fall with a single, well placed lego. Really.
[Edit]: make sure the lego is a 2 by 4. No bigger, no smaller.
"This is probably the most conversation this woman has gotten in 30 years"
I'm using this.
With the blueberry Karen story the only thing I’m sad about is the “tiny branch”. The girls did take a pretty large branch when they could’ve just taken the berries; they aren’t hard to remove. Maybe they just wanted to continue walking while they ate, but oh well, the bush will probably recover.
Karen was wild though literally did a flailing squidward. Nuts
@@college_knockout8316Its not that one branch will hurt it. The problem is if even half the people that walk that path took just one branch there wouldn't be a bush there at all
@@college_knockout8316 I'm not trying to excuse anything. Her behavior was atrocious for sure but that doesn't mean her point is. People make good points in moronic ways all the time.
If I made a point that killing people is bad, then go into a rant about one race or another being the one's doing most of the killing that doesn't mean killing is any less bad. It just makes me a fucking idiot.
It’s really not sad at all, not that big of a deal… lol
I agree, the lady yelling at the girls was obviously in the wrong for her behaviour towards the situation, but to be honest she did have a point. The girls seemed really entitled to me too
I figured that they planned on bringing it home to root it and plant it.
She is doing the Squidward dance.
lmao fr
Fuuuuture
WTF LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lol
While doing the mocking SpongeBob voice
Karen: YoU’rE aCtInG lIke 6 YeAr OLds
Also Karen: *flails arms like a toddler when she gets mad*
im glad you used the right you’re
Those girls shouldn’t be ripping branches off other people’s plants. The Karen was weird, but those girls weren’t much better
@@brokenbutler12 Yeah had to skip that one after hearing both parties were terrible people.
It’s crazy how people often readily see the traits in others that they truly hate in themselves... the world is a mirror!
@@brokenbutler12 I don't believe that was even someone's plants. I think they were in a park or something. And they took one little branch to bring with them, it wasn't like they were just shredding the plant for fun.
1:33
"A Karen is the result of a toddler being freaky friday-ed into the body of a miserable middle school English teacher."
Best line I have ever heard 🤣
LMAO I saw this right as he was saying that
That’s literally a layman description of a Cluster B (borderline) personality disorder .
1:05 She's actually the Lorax, she speaks for the trees.
That thumbnail got the lady looking like when Squidward danced for the krusty krab talent show
Omg that's very accurate lmao.
true
I hate spongebob
Im dying lmfao
😂👌👍 good meme
Imagine getting so mad at someone that you become a wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
IT'S MA'AM
LOL! It DID look like that.
Then you talk back to them and they look like a surprised Crudely Painted Not So Funny Ply Wood Cut Out Folk Art
no wonder i hate those
I saw Kaminari on your pfp and honestly? It kind of fits him-
It's crazy how much these people think that businesses having policies or even abiding by local laws are "infringing on their rights". I live in a state that charges for bags to cut down on plastic waste, and I'm a cashier at a large retail store. I've had customers curse me out and claim that what I'm doing is illegal because my store charges 8 cents for a bag.
bruhhhh that must suck
If they have a temper tantrum over 8 cents then imagine what they do if something big happens to them
Paying for bags is genius. It really brings the goblin out of people when you ask how many bags they need. Kind of like a mask.
@1WEareBUFO1 what's especially funny is that my family is German. In Germany grocery stores don't even have cheap paper/plastic options. You either bring your own, buy a tote, or you live with unbagged groceries. No one fusses about it over there because it's been the norm for so long. Meanwhile in the US I once had a grown ass man screech about how I was infringing on his rights because I wouldn't give him a free bag as per local law.
@@Thunderthewolftrashcanyea we learned about the different expectations customers have in Europe in german class.
We do have reusable bag options everywhere here but people make a big stink about having to pay a dollar or so to buy them instead of getting ones for free. Free bags which they will constantly complain about, also. Nothing makes the average middle aged consumer in America satisfied. I used to work at a dollar tree where whether we had paper or plastic we'd run-out of bags every few months just due to customers demanding extra. People would put a pack of gum in a separate bag if you let them, i swear.
All Karen #1 had to say was something like, "Pro tip: If you leave the branch, you can enjoy the berries next year, too," framing it as teaching a pair of youngsters something v.s. turning it into this huge confrontation.
People shoudn't be so stupid that they need to be told that they shouldn't take the branch.
People: take blueberries
Karen: *It’s time to get funky*
“I call this one, the Cupid shuffle”
@@destructivenova9748 I'm afraid if my hair gets any greyer, and a fairy hairdresser gives me a shithouse cut during my sleep. I could look like a karen FFS..As an Aussie we have way less of these wanka's, but the horror is real.
I love how environmentally aware she is trying to be and how fast she resorts to racism...as a tourist...lol and a white person lol that's 2x the fun with doublemint gum...
Me: smashes chick in pink leggings
Cha Cha Real Smooth!
I feel bad for the women who are named Karen that aren’t actually Karen’s.
@Peter Hryhorenko now that's just biased my friend. There is a difference between a normal person named Karen and a Karen.
@@yukandouit537 I wouldn't be surprised if an ancient "Karen" forced all women to be a male's personal object that they own, whether they're a "Karen" or a nice woman.
Giwuranar exactly.
Peter Hryhorenko No- my consular is named Karen but she has helped me a lot
Yeah, I've got a feeling that the name "Karen" will probably fall out of use in the near future. Sort of like the name "Dick", the meaning just changes
Businesses have every right to refuse service if you don’t abide by their policies so if they have a “no shoes, no shirts, no mask, no service” rule, they are perfectly within their right to refuse service to you. Regardless if you like masks or not. It’s hilarious how fragile these people are over something so small as a mask. They wouldn’t accept you if you were naked.
You're not going to sell me this beeer?!?!?!? That's illegal??
They can make you wear a Kufi or a MAGA hat too. Don't agree with tyranny? Don't demand the ability to support it. Boycott it
If people are actually curious about why people care about masks but not clothes, it's because it's new. People tend to resist change.
These Karens prolly haven't changed their underwear since 1672
It's also a mostly altruistic act. You do something to help others at a slight inconvenience to yourself. That concept is so contrary to American culture and some folks see Americanism as an unalterable thing.
Its about conspiracies, lol.
Also cause Trump never said anything to make idiots doubt wearing clothes
“You’re acting like a 6 year old” as she dances erratically while mocking them
She bringing the bust down from 1910
#KarenormalActivity
As you can the elusive Karen starts to preform the sacred dance to make possible threats go away
@Thomas Anderson Truth. Glad someone else noticed.
Those girls look like stereotypical ''influencers''. Seems like they're breaking branches for Instagram pictures.
"You're acting like A 6 year old"
*Default Dances*
😂😂😂
Underrated comment
This got me😂 well played
lol
she knows the dance because her children play fortnite
You've got to love the "Go back where you came from" blast.
If only it were possible to do so.
Blueberry-karen had a million ways to approach the girls for her concern and she literally chose the worst one.
A reverse Doctor strange looking for the worst timeline
It’s weird to approach people about picking berries. At least introverts don’t do stuff like this
Llama: *spits*
Karen: WRITE THAT DOWN
I'm surprised to see you here
There is no milk to get here dani
go drink milk ya weirdo
bet you can't make a 1d game
Dani what are you doing here? You should be working on getting karlson on steam. Stop procrastinating. Also milk is pretty good
She went from 0 to Squidward real quick!
I had no idea you, an MK11 god, would like content from Charlie, a comedy god.
why the hell is criticals video always lagging behind his audio. has he not figured out audio sync yet or what
You made my day 😂😂😂😭
All we need now is tomatoes to throw with.
If there was only a manager around everything would be ok...
“You’re not the boss of me” *proceeds to boss everyone else around*
I appreciate that convenient store clerk, who was barely wearing his mask, telling the Karen to put on a mask.
Lol they don't like that do they?
The future generations are going to have little to no people named Karen lol the name is forever changed
lmfao yeah
And here I was thinking of naming my future daughter Karen, but I guess I have to think of something else now.
@@TheBakerDB name her Charlie
@@TheBakerDB bob
Good. We need more Peters in this world
I love how Charlie gets mad in lower case
That's honestly the best description of him I've heard
That’s so truw
@@virikan3518 its stolen but it doesn’t really matter
@@maniac9554
Aw damn
@@maniac9554 yeah but it doesn’t change the point
The Karen is clearly crazy, but why the hell are they cutting off a branch? Like damn, just pick some, don't ruin it for everyone else.
Why the hell are you getting mad at people cutting off a branch
Love the classic courage king reference!
*_"RETURN THE SLAAAAB!"_*
an old favorite of mine! Classic! 😆👌🏻
"That kid doesn't have a driver's license!" 🤣👍🏻
The first Karen is literally the woman who protects the flowers in breath of the wild
Looks like my aunt.
But less yellow
i wish covid was in 2017 so i could do that during lockdown
Oh God not that shrine
LMFAO
Surprised she wasn't like "the blueberries are screaming in pain!". Those girls better watch it or they'll only have a quarter heart.
"Go back to your country"
"I was born here, were you?"
"..."
"Two can play at that game, Karen."
when they said ''you go back you fucking colonizer'' I instantly thought ''their ancestors smile upon them karen, can you say the same?''
He probably didn’t look like he was born here tho
@@user-zn7he5rm5t "You Karen bastard!"
Joris V So, what does being born somewhere make you look like?
Surprised she didn’t just lie to win the argument.
The toneless drama that Charlie puts into these vids makes them 1000% funnier.
YOO IS THAT DR. PHIL AT THE BACK!! 8:05
t a k e h e r t o t h e r a n c h
White gaming
“you guys are acting like 6 year olds”
*also the karen* 💃💃💃💃👯♂️💃💃👯♀️💃🦵👆👈👇👉👆👇☝️💪
@@axelsgf alrifht
@@axelsgf nobody cares shuttt upp
Asschewks
Well art is ment to inspire editing just happens even if people want it or not even if the art is copyrighted editing it is considered a paraody and fair use
@@EdwardTriesToScience what
Girls: *picks berries*
Woman: “I call this one the middle-aged Boogie”
@Qboid uuhm that's actually not correct, it's bronce age... and I know because I studied ancient dances
Menopause Macarena
I’ve never seen something so cursed as that picture.
Charlie had the greatest comment sections on the internet
Dude someone needs to put fucking eye of the tiger behind that
Possibly the best description of Miller Lite I have ever heard
THANK YOU!!! I've BEEN saying this and people don't get it. The right to refuse service!!! It means the store can require you to hop on one leg as you shop. If you don't like the rules, shop elsewhere!!! 🤷🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
So sick of Pogo Joe's. They have the best burgers 😢
"What bothers me is the kids in the car doesn't have a driver license"
"But ma'am it's a toy car"
Soviet Union in Soviet Union toy cars drive you.
But it was real to me 😢
Well, do they have a toy driver's licence? Check. Mate.
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That one felt like she was trying to make a joke
K - know your rights
A - accuse everyone
R - request a manager
E - escalate to authorities
N - neglect reason
@@turbogamer5784 im sorry, what?
K
A
R
E please get me out of here
N
The Gabe your so funny
@@turbogamer5784 drem yol lok
@@turbogamer5784 tinvaak hi dovahzul?
My son showed me this channel and I’m hooked ❤️
I love the "you don't have a right to talk to me" as the classic response from Karens and such is "I have a right to [insert whatever they want to do]"
"Go back to your country"
"I was born here you?"
You dare use my own spells against me potter
If this was Reddit I would give u an award
I love this comment so much
unexpectedhogwarts
Most underrated comment
An American in Canada telling Canadians to "go back where they came from"
Ironic.
THATS DIFFERENT, I CAME HERE TO GET AWAY FROM ORANGE MAN
I was like this lady is very rude for a Canadian
Turns out she’s Murican’
this happened is in the part where I'm living🤦♀️
That's not irony. Irony is the reverse of what you'd 'expect'
I've seen Canadians in Canada telling other Canadians to go back to where they came from. Now that's next level broken logic
Oh gawd. another one. Charlie, i don't know how your mind works but the colourful, descriptive commentary is you, you, you. nothing scripted. very observant and intelligent, expressive, cutting without shouting or ranting. I enjoy your channel. Subscribed! 😁😁🤣🤣😂😂
I still think the first karen looks like that vegan teacher 💀
People: Taking blueberries
Karen: it's time to show my secret dance of death
OK but who tf takes the branch and doesn’t just pick the berries? Everyone here just picks the berries a handful at a time and eats them while hiking, because it won’t damage the bush
It was a banishment spell
Take this special ability
Looks like a kids in fortnite
People: takes blueberries
Karen: oh so you have chosen...
DANCE
Lady: Don’t eat the blueberrys Boogie-woogie
*dances to oblivion*
𝒮𝒽𝑒𝓈 𝓋𝒾𝒷𝒾𝓃𝑔
She would make a excellent creature encounter in Skyrim
Cool cat loves to boogie-boogie
Everybody gansta till the blueberry guardian Karen busts a move
i love the way charlie treats karens like a different species. i wouldn't want to associate my species with one of those.....things, either.
"A kid who doesn't have his drivers license"
Reminds me of when my mate and I sold lemonade as kids. We were like... 8. Woman came up and asked where our vendors license was and she was going to call the cops. We were dumb 8 years old we had never heard the term "Vendors license" before so we just shrugged. She didn't like that.
I almost spat out my drink at, “you ever get so mad at someone you just bust a move?”
69th like
@@Christmasmoose714 it’s at 120, we’ll have to celebrate when it hits 420
"Imagine someone is teasing your fly girl... U Just give them one of these"
I spat my drink out in laughter at "this Karen got so upset she just couldn't help but do the electric slide part 2 right there and then" that was too funny. 😂
I found a Karen music video
Spitting on someone during a pandemic is basically attempted murder
Feeding people flouride is also atemtepted of murder as well
@@jamesagwe2981 You're deranged.
@@jamesagwe2981 yeah totally it's not you drank mouthwash to get high before typing this comment or anything
@@jeremyowen1 it's been proven that floride can cause blood poisoning among other things
Eat the toothpaste
“It tastes like hateful piss.” is the most accurate description of Miller Lite I have ever heard.
That first karen emoted by accident and couldn't stop
Random kid: eats blueberry
Karen: waving inflatable tube man jutsu!
At the same time, it makes no sense to break off a branch if you just want the berries. If she didn’t start with racism and the break dancing, she’d have been 100% right
@@aaronlandry3934 whats wrong with eating bush
Anti-sexy jutsu
@@aaronlandry3934 Ah shut up man, they didn't uproot the bush and walk around with it, they took a branch off a bush in a forest, anyone who would get upset about that kind of thing or agree with someone getting upset over that kind of thing needs to get their head checked.
It's not own by anybody so
"Its free real estate."
Karen: *goes to canada
Canadian: *argues with karen
Karen: gO bAcK tO yOuR cOuNtRy
zazzle777i she’s the racist Karen
why is this so true?!?
Pretty sure Karen was born there
nah
@@user-tn9sb5ci3f nah
i need a whole show of this guy just roasting karens. i love his voice!
*I often go on berries hunting trips to see if I can find a Rare KAREN in the Wild.*
*No luck yet, but the berries were delicious.*
My mom said “wearing a mask isn’t natural”
I said “is clothing natural in the first place?”
She yelled at me.
help
3Orion3 thank you for replying as calmly as you did,
While I personally don’t find importance in this topic and only posted because I thought it was funny, I’m glad you took the time to explain it respectfully.
My mom yells at me and calls me a sheep whenever I start joking around like that so your reply makes me much happier.
3Orion3 how could actual researchers and pandemic experts be so blind, this was the truth all along! the mask has no benefits, since clearly blocking up any possible escape paths for the saliva particles by which the virus travels is completely irrelevant and viruses, by your absolute expertise, are 5-dimensional super-beings capable of telepathically infecting those around the host
Jack The Dog and orion’s full of shit btw, as long as you listen to the people who have spent entire careers on researching the spread of global pandemics and just put a small cloth on your face, I think it would be 10x better for your overall health to be alive rather than take a risk to try to be “right”. I completely understand though, defying the person that raised you for an entire lifetime can be difficult when it comes to differing beliefs. For your safety, internet stranger, wear a mask anyways, to set an example. Literally google how covid-19 spreads and you’ll understand how seriously important masks are, not to save you but to save others around you.
Well the blue masks made of the paper towel like fabric, aernt good, they are made in dirty sweatshops, if ur gonna wear a mask at least wear the cloth ones
3Orion3 most of the virus is blocked from a mask, because obviously, something is covering your mouth, if 2 people wear a mask, less goes out their mouth and nose and that means even less ends up on the mask from the other end. And many masks are disposable, so you can just put it in the bin, cloth ones are better than the surgery ones, but they will protect you, like how a coat protects you from the rain, you still may get wet (some of the virus may get through) but it protects you and other people, if they wear a coat. if 2 people wear a mask, the chances drastically go down for getting the virus because both of you are protecting each other. Without wearing a mask, you are putting yourself at risk and other people by breathing on stuff and sneezing/coughing without covering your mouth.
Karen's move list:
-repeat the same question 20 times
-earraping high pitched screams
-"can i see the manager"
Places karens often spawn:
-parks
-walmart
-convenience shops
-parking lots
Patronising dance
Place a torch down and they shouldn't spawn👀
Hey thanks for the guide but you didn’t include a “Drops” section or their drop rates? I’m wondering what I could get from farming them?
What are their drops, and percentage?
You forgot about Sear’s
Right after the second Karen, I got an ad for miller lite😂😂😂
Moist’s humor is unmatched, the way he just keeps going on about random things and ENTIRELY pulls it off, is absolutely hilarious, for instance: at the start of the vid when he talks about the blueberry guardian bro 😂 moist is one of the the funniest men alive
Never seen someone in real life do the Squidward dance.
lmfao this fucking took me out.
this sent me
THE IMAGERY I GOT
1:11 she went siko mode
@@user-kp8wn1iw8o *s i c c o m o d e*
I get what the blueberry Karen was trying to convey (only pick the berries and not the branch or you'll damage the plant) but going batshit crazy like that is psychotic.
I saw that and wondered why on Earth they took a branch off. Sample the berries, but leave plenty for the wildlife and don't damage the plant!
@@MajoradeMayhem my best guess because of the way they were holding the branch and their phone in the other hand is that they were going to take a picture either for a social media post of to send to their friends & family.
@@MajoradeMayhem they took the branch because they are retarded and don't know any better.
@@koalabro6118 are you really going to defend Instagram thottery here?
It doesn't grow back?!?
The only thing I ever do when programming is listen to music, but I think I'm gonna start watching this guys videos.
The people filming lost all credibility when they un-ironically called her a colonizer.
Yea, I thought that was kinda dumb too...like... colonizing hasnt been done here in quite a few years...I mean decades...or maybe it's been even longer?
to be fair they are teens, all teens have some level of cringe
Didn't she say go back to your country to them? In that context I. Kinda get it
@@beththegreen well both sides were few eggs short of a dozen.
@@MasterCookiesyou’re definitely racist. Nothing wrong with people defending themselves against racism
i literally have not heard the "you're not the boss of me" line since 3rd grade.
mood I saw a vid when someone said I know you are but what am I and I haven't saidd that in fuckin years
The last time I ever heard that was 3 years ago when my 4yo younger sister had a massive fit.
I agree with you because you have a TF2 logo as your profile
@@Identity_Theft He's a professional with standards.
@@warpey5632 he's polite, efficient, and has a plan to kill everyone he meets
Imagine looking at kid selling lemonnade and thinking "he doesn't have a permit"
Daniel Morris those people are worse than karens. They are pure assholes. They are miserable as hell and the only way they can get a tiny bit of happiness is to make children cry and ruin their fun.
Basically my mom, and I think I have tinnitus
Nvm it was the oven
They don’t need a permit in certain situations, if the kid was in a public park selling it then they would need a permit but not when they are on their own land, and even if they were in the public park nobody would care.
@@angelnina5520 LMAO
that king ramses joke was such a fucking accurate representation. fucking love this channel man, you have brought me so much hilarious shit
Love how I get an ad for the same beer lmao 😂
Native American:*Speaks their language*
Karen:”GO BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY”
Native American:**visible confusion**
@@Raccon_Detective. don't forget to attain heaven before pucci
@@hypergodofchairs31 uh....oof
Your profile picture perfectly compliments you comment.
@@operationd--msday hmmmm?
@@hypergodofchairs31 that didn't work out so well for him
Charlie should title this Karen series the “Karen Chronicles”
Or the Krazy Karen Kronicles.
*Khronicles
Karenicles
AXioS TraLLö the k.k.k.
Wait a minute.....
Chronikarens
4:11 I took this a little too personally since it’s one of the few beers I enjoy lmao. Love the description though
Man I wish the doom guy exists and I can just summon him every time I meet creatures like these.
"Do you ever get so mad with someone that you just bust-a-fuckin-move?"
Often Charlie, Often.
Sometimes i get so furious i begin doing ddr moves
Someone i get so mad at someone that I go into a full 2 hour musical
Sometimes I do
Anime in a nutshell
best way to express anger
There are in fact multiple species of Karen's including "store Karen's" "woods Karen's" "parking lot Karen's" and there are many more. *I study these rare creatures for class*
I am here to tell ya buddy unfortunately they’re not rare anymore
@@smolgoblinkokichidjcdgnv4010 oh snap.. a hybrid karen appeared.
Magnitude official nowadays the chances of being attacked by these creatures while walking in the streets peacefully are unfortunately incredibly high
Don't forget bar Karen's, yelling Karen's, horrible Karen's, bitch Karen's, rude Karen's, park Karen's, Satan Karen's there's over 9000! :D
There are also skate park Karens as well.
People:Mind your business.
Karen:Disrespectful 😡.Take that back.
People:Or what?
Karen:Or amma just dance.🎵🎵
‘Average muller light consumer’ is absolutely hilarious
I wanna see Charlie getting yelled at by a Karen, then defeating her with facts and smart insults
wait! that's illegal-
So murder
Charlie Shapiro
no he cant do that bc he doesnt have the rights
Jizz Boss Unfortunately, karens can’t be defeated... They are soo goddamn arrogant and self righteous. They think they are still right even when presented with the most logical, scientific fact.
Episode 1: The Phantom Racist
Episode 2: Attack of the Essential Oils
Episode 3: Revenge of the Karens
Episode 4: A New Complaint
Episode 5: The Menopause strikes back
Episode 6: Return of the Manager
Episode 7: The Lawsuit Awakens
Episode 8: The Last Meltdown
Episode 9: Rise of Facebook
HoodieWearingHooligan is this phantom blood but Karen
@@jakeanthony7672 Star Wars
Thanks for the episode leak my dude, I'm gonna watch this right about now.
Part 1: Phantom Karen
Part 2: Karen Tendency
Part 3: StarKaren Crusaders
Part 4: Karen is Unbreakable
Part 5: Golden Karen
How tf did I just find a JoJo thread on a video about Karens on a Star Wars comment.
Lorax Karen was psychotic and vile, but taking the whole branch instead of just the berries isn’t a great thing to do and is against the rules in a lot of parks
I work at a movie theater and was promoted to run luxury shows. Guests can order from the worker managing the lobby and we take their food to their seats in the theater. This comes at a small service fee (about 5% not factoring in sales tax). I ring up an order and I send it to the concession stand. This means there is no changes you can make. I double check to verify everything was correct and I ask id they would like to leave a tip. I then say the price, which with the service fee included, is $2.70-something more than going to the main stand. They lose their shit on me saying that’s criminal and a ripoff (it’s $2 ma’am and you’re not even tipping)
They decide to cancel the order (which I can’t do) and go downstairs to order. This effectively cost 10 minutes as I had to go to our stand to cancel everything and then wait for a department leader to manually void each item. Seeing how we only get 40-60 minutes to get everyone in their seats and deliver all the food, this hurt the flow of the team badly. We ended up finishing the show and closing the lobby 40 minutes late. Gotta love entitlement and pettiness
Karen: Berry lives matter
Also Karen: *Dances like she is trying to sell the girls BBQ and foot massage *
🎵🎵Karen's bbq and foot massage🎵🎵
Only 10.00$ and if you dont like our service, WE WILL CALL YOUR MANEGER!!!!!!!
I want the manager to your bqq covered foot message cause he smort
*Karen's barbeque and foot massage*
Jones Barbecue and Foot Massage
Karen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WONT SERVE ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE A MASK
Nudists: first time?
Underrated comment
Made my day
I don't get it what's the joke
@@likehowdudehelp theres a "No clothes No servive" policy or something
@@crabby4911 OHHH yeah I get it now
Girls: *eat berries*
Karen: *cha cha real smooth*
Legends still say the guardian spirit Karen comes out when blue berries are being threatened
I love it how he creates his own lore for these crazy people.
Sometimes that's all you can do to stay sane in the face of raging idiocy
His a worldbuilding God.
Yea grown ass man who thinks he knows everything and every situation thinks he can reads minds and situations from portions of a video… yay Charlie what a hero he is
@@dylanbruhhh4208 its really not that deep you dont gotta get all pressed
@@dylanbruhhh4208 what’s my blud waffling about😭
Karens are all the little girls that never got told "no" growing up and still think they're that cute little girl who can get away with anything. Unfortunately they're adults now, getting old and lost that "cute" appearance to them, but their mentality hasn't caught up to it. So there's a dissonance between their expectations and what really happens.
😀👍
There's a reason that they're almost invariably single-child, middle-class, middle-aged, white house wives. They have never ever been told no in way that they think couldn't be solved by a temper tantrum.
God damn you described that perfectly. Props to you
Yup
Yup! Perfect description
These thumbnails are the simplest yet best ever
The audible gasp and "Aww" from everyone in the video, with the lady in red lol (I lol'd cause I also gasped) 😂
Penguinz0 look likes retired Keanu Reaves.
That's a good and rare one. That was nice.
Never heard that before.
Need more likes.
Keep in mind I would have said "charlie" but some people may be new so they might not know charlie or critikal
Super original!
Girl:"Why don't you just mind your own business"
Karen: "You know what, that's the rudest thing someone has ever said to me"
LOL I don't doubt that
That karen is definetely toddler minded.
“How dare you argue back at me after I get personally involved in a situation that is not mine to control and that I have no training in? I’ll have you know I am a blueberry pruning expert! I am THE CREATOR of blueballedandberried dot com!!”
@Cyrese Parrish It was incorrectly quoted. She said "That's the rudest thing that *you* have said to me."
That's the problem
lmao after the second clip i got a miller light ad
I literally seen a Miller lite ad as soon as that Karen was by Miller lite
I can’t tell if the blueberry guardian is 10 or 70 years old.
Body:70
Spirit:10
Intelligence:unlimited
Both
It boggles my mind that an American woman ...in CANADA told two Canadians that they couldn’t eat the blueberries off a bush in a CANADIAN park. I usually don’t say stuff like this, but could she maybe just go home? I never want to encounter her in my country.
Age 70
Mentally 10
Why did I see this as a Destiny comment?
why the hell was that one woman talking about “did i invite u into my conversation???” does she think everyone in the world is a vampire that needs permission to cross the threshold into her mouthful of stupidity?
I don't get it, what was the lady saying to her in the first place?
This is pure poetry
Apparently people need her permission to speak to her, but her spitting on them is totally ok. A++ rational behaviour.
@@batlin talking ❌ literal assault ✅
This person of culture has obviously seen the vampire diaries
I really liked your spin on masks and clothes. never thought of that. Nice! I'll remember that!
I like all of these you get me laughing so hard 😂
So if two Karen’s meet and start yelling at each other will it rip a hole in the space time continuum? I need answers.
i see that shit every day at my job
Absolutely
No, they slowly meld together and form the most disgusting of creatures, the mega-karen.
It would create a third, alternate Karen made of antimatter
No, that's no even possible from 2 people just meeting. Idiot.
“Go back to where you came from”
Person: is where they came from
She only said that because the two girls had a darker skin color then the karen
Yeah and then she *herself* wasn’t even from there. Logic: 9000
Oh shit I am on android and when I accidentally tap on reply or comment I have to
@@Sfaegbe f
The retort with "you coloniser" was actually more idiotic though
I needed this today
Finally, the great Charlie gives us beer wisdom