Stop Calling Everything a “Lifestyle” Brand

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 років тому +2083

    Our analytics show that 90% of consumers who care about their OWN comedic wellness subscribe to DROPOUT.TV (it's WORLDWIDE!) No pressure, just thought you'd want to be informed. bit.ly/2sX294r

    • @crunch1757
      @crunch1757 5 років тому +34

      CollegeHumor dang my mum keeps calling it "comedic makeup"

    • @Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge
      @Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge 5 років тому +6

      It's not world wide so why are you lying

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +3

      Ok

    • @PaleandPastey
      @PaleandPastey 5 років тому +3

      To take your point a little further, you know you don’t have to say “Traditionaly Attractive”; you can just say attractive.

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 років тому +20

      @@Joseph.A.J.C.Etheridge Sorry for any confusion--we are worldwide! App and Discord access are limited geographically for the moment, but otherwise DROPOUT.TV is available everywhere.

  • @vickipatterson5930
    @vickipatterson5930 4 роки тому +2943

    Katie forgot to refer to it as her "business" every other sentence and also didn't use "women helping women" in her sales pitch. Clearly not motivated to succeed

    • @AN425W
      @AN425W 4 роки тому +64

      She's gotta work on her downline. "Bossbabe!" 😄

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 4 роки тому +44

      A lady who works at an indie brand did this to me the other day, but I only bought some products because of how cute the packaging was. Literally I said “I like that mascara! The wand is sparkly!” She kept trying to tell me that it will “enhance my eye beauty” but I only wanted it because of the glitters

    • @izabelaR
      @izabelaR 3 роки тому +8

      Oh yeah that whole thing when they call it their 'business' & they're part of a pyramid scheme. Someone said to me about Amway, you CAN make money, you just have to sell your soul. 😬

  • @PalmurcioWorld
    @PalmurcioWorld 5 років тому +6709

    "It helps you love the skin you're in by completely covering it"

  • @d0rmu
    @d0rmu 5 років тому +6252

    Katie doesn't see makeup

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому +159

      😂😂😂
      Every color in the pallet is the same to Katie.

    • @Katie-cw1hs
      @Katie-cw1hs 5 років тому +212

      Each palette is just a colorless, ageless, agender blob

    • @SabrinaXe
      @SabrinaXe 5 років тому +41

      KatieKat also odorless

    • @pinkninja2463
      @pinkninja2463 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @TastyGamingQc
      @TastyGamingQc 5 років тому +3

      I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • @charliebright9109
    @charliebright9109 4 роки тому +2141

    I'd like to point out how Katie is selling her "side-hustle" at her actual job instead of, you know, working.

    • @AN425W
      @AN425W 4 роки тому +108

      She's such a "bossbabe".

    • @PrettyGuardian
      @PrettyGuardian 4 роки тому +20

      @@AN425W I ugly laughed at that one.

    • @BarbaraWestBabe
      @BarbaraWestBabe 4 роки тому +21

      Like every MLM cult member ever, lol.

    • @THB192
      @THB192 4 роки тому +13

      She needs the money for more coke.

    • @popohim
      @popohim 4 роки тому +42

      It is not side-hustle, it is exposure to a self-enhancing and enriching experience that bring out the true talents and inner confidence of her to help her align her own goals and values with the company's she is working with.

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 5 років тому +8033

    It's not pepperoni pizza! It's a soul cleansing disk of wellness triangles adorned with sliced meat talismans.

    • @samwalker3165
      @samwalker3165 5 років тому +68

      "talismans" dig my grave bich 😂😂😂

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 років тому +41

      You mean "medallions".

    • @Bubaiel
      @Bubaiel 5 років тому +3

      OMG

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 5 років тому +26

      You're right, it's not a pepperoni pizza, it's a spicy salami pizza!
      I'm just a triggered Italian, don't mind me.

    • @kefkaZZZ
      @kefkaZZZ 5 років тому +17

      I really need a disk of soul cleansing wellness right now.

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 4 роки тому +1163

    Anytime they use the words “representative” or “presenter” or “be your own boss” or “get rich quick” you know it’s a pyramid scheme

    • @pokehunter6467
      @pokehunter6467 4 роки тому +10

      Or an MLM one of the two and the way she sells it like her paycheck depends on it and how pushy she is.

    • @ray4102
      @ray4102 4 роки тому +9

      Nobody:
      Pyramid schemes pandering to fake feminism: B O S S B A B E

    • @ayf449
      @ayf449 3 роки тому

      "Be your own Boss" is a glitter sprinkled version of "start your own business" and "be a freelancer".

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 роки тому +3

      @@ayf449 You're never your own boss. Even if you're an entrepreneur or a CEO, you're still catering to the whims of your customers or the market.
      I'm sure there are some secret illuminati lizard people who have no bosses but almost 99% of the people in the world have bosses. It's impossible not to.

    • @pineneedle116
      @pineneedle116 Рік тому +3

      It’s multi level marketing! Completely different. Just recruit five friends to work for you, and they can each recruit five people to work for them, and… wait a sec.

  • @jarupongch
    @jarupongch 5 років тому +1701

    Please do not call Cocaine, Cocaine. It's a positive mind enhancer.

    • @rcr257
      @rcr257 5 років тому +50

      it's microcaine

    • @avavandusen3469
      @avavandusen3469 4 роки тому +15

      Braincaine, as one might call it

    • @Eldor-117
      @Eldor-117 Рік тому +2

      A nutrient supplement without the vitamins, minerals, herbs, amino acids, and enzymes.

    • @jwbowen
      @jwbowen Рік тому +2

      I'm using this the next time someone gets upset about me doing lines at work.

    • @donovanfaust3227
      @donovanfaust3227 Рік тому

      ​@@Eldor-117cocaine is totally an herbal medicine

  • @blitg
    @blitg 5 років тому +583

    The most unrealistic thing about this sketch is that the makeup, sorry 'face-enhancer' was actually good and not super shitty like all mlms products are

    • @EllukaKurokuwoka
      @EllukaKurokuwoka 3 роки тому +28

      Well, I can see the packaging of the real makeup with the “seagull” label, it was wet n wild and maybelline, can’t know the others

    • @ennui6096
      @ennui6096 2 роки тому

      There was one tho, the Mary Kay products, surprisingly good!

  • @perlidamusica
    @perlidamusica 5 років тому +9577

    no but really, this is an iron clad criticism of how the beauty industry uses manipulative language to pander to pseudo-liberated women while still capitalizing on their self hatred

    • @XRGVA
      @XRGVA 5 років тому +235

      sad and depressing but so true

    • @connaeris8230
      @connaeris8230 5 років тому +86

      I wouldn't call it self hatred, I'd call it a tragic weakness...

    • @caitlinstrafaci613
      @caitlinstrafaci613 5 років тому +14

      420 likes.
      Not changing it.

    • @laurenrenfro8288
      @laurenrenfro8288 5 років тому +174

      Yup! Mary Kay tried to get me to work for them and it was a lot like this. They would tell you to give backhanded compliments to women to sale things. Like wow your eyeshadow is pretty but the color isn't good for you here try this. Or something. It was insane.

    • @unenouille430
      @unenouille430 5 років тому +34

      @Diane Berg I think that it's important to be proud of how you look. I'm happy with my appearance, but that doesn't mean that I have to wear makeup.

  • @jiraharnaiz1077
    @jiraharnaiz1077 4 роки тому +704

    She looks like a girl version of Keith

    • @shamanlilac260
      @shamanlilac260 4 роки тому +10

      I thought it was Keith’s sister/cousin...ngl

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen 4 роки тому +52

      Keith? You mean Grant's twin?

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 4 роки тому +41

      Keznen yeah Keith Habersberger is Grant Habersberger’s twin brother, not to be confused with Grant O’Brien and Keith O’Brien

  • @RoboThot711
    @RoboThot711 5 років тому +2072

    *putting on neon green eyeshadow* this is my lid softening eye kiss glowing powder

  • @hbomax6542
    @hbomax6542 5 років тому +565

    Lifestyle brands are the business equivalent to 'not like other girls'

  • @Luvpandies1
    @Luvpandies1 5 років тому +3512

    Glossier is that you??

    • @opalheltzel113
      @opalheltzel113 5 років тому +37

      Spare-me-your-sorrow I got a glossier as in this video

    • @konye618
      @konye618 5 років тому +50

      This is all I was thinking, lol

    • @ratata365
      @ratata365 5 років тому +131

      Skin perfecting tintttttt

    • @jaicabardo4357
      @jaicabardo4357 5 років тому +71

      milk makeup too

    • @Lone_Doge
      @Lone_Doge 5 років тому +3

      Im your 1k like your welcome

  • @shrutikumar9340
    @shrutikumar9340 3 роки тому +344

    “Being traditionally sexy is one of the best ways for women to empower themselves” LMAO! Brands really do be sounding like this though

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 Рік тому +1

      Empower yourself ladies! By buying our products

  • @jameszetterman4487
    @jameszetterman4487 5 років тому +1576

    *Gwyneth Paltrow has left the chat*

  • @sywitz
    @sywitz 5 років тому +808

    "every waist of every size needs to be hugged"

  • @aaronj.campbell3876
    @aaronj.campbell3876 5 років тому +3126

    "Like a raccoon...who's been punched!" I laughed hard at that one.

    • @bums009
      @bums009 5 років тому +10

      Same and then I winced cos I remembered that's actually what mine look like 😂😂😂

    • @wiediejahreszeit
      @wiediejahreszeit 5 років тому +5

      Me, every morning.

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 5 років тому

      Couldn't you have hit space just one more time?

    • @bradleybaker3375
      @bradleybaker3375 3 роки тому

      And the delivery was perfect!

  • @pixelpudding3914
    @pixelpudding3914 4 роки тому +139

    This isn’t a gun, it’s a transferrer of powerful popping light particles with a metallic finish

    • @barbecuedsimsbaby
      @barbecuedsimsbaby 3 роки тому +2

      Literally America

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 3 роки тому +1

      it's sad to see a comment so brilliant so underrated

  • @slacknhash
    @slacknhash 5 років тому +1281

    Which is scarier: Cokehead Katie or Hunbot Katie?
    -- Trick question! Seabird isn't a multi-level marketing scam; it's a *multiple tier* personal sales confidence operation.

    • @juanpablorobayo3437
      @juanpablorobayo3437 5 років тому +19

      Phil Smith after giving up her cocaine addiction Katie’s addictive personality found a new roosting ground with compulsive buying and selling. See it’s all one big character arc

    • @republicofsandles
      @republicofsandles 5 років тому +4

      Um actually... *MLM* stands for 'me loving me' (trademark).

    • @republicofsandles
      @republicofsandles 5 років тому +1

      *Marketing bullshit referenced from an actual Neo-Nazi pyramid scheme.

    • @xxhalfemptyxx7713
      @xxhalfemptyxx7713 4 роки тому

      im scared of mlm's

  • @tacitatacita
    @tacitatacita 5 років тому +377

    "It helps you love the skin you're in by completely covering it." 😂😂😂

  • @forestflower8357
    @forestflower8357 5 років тому +3359

    I like the wet n' wild pallettes nice touch

    • @zhazhagab0r
      @zhazhagab0r 5 років тому +317

      My cheap self instantly recognized them lol

    • @leenaf8322
      @leenaf8322 5 років тому +39

      I was just about to say that

    • @mia4567205
      @mia4567205 5 років тому +24

      Real makeup lovers would recognise those xDD

    • @femcelgirlfren
      @femcelgirlfren 5 років тому +3

      lmao

    • @sassyfras4085
      @sassyfras4085 5 років тому +6

      Recognized immediately, lol

  • @MidoriJane12
    @MidoriJane12 5 років тому +426

    Every time jess says makeup and Katie goes “aAh” she sounds like a seagull so I get where the name comes from

    • @Robin-yj7gj
      @Robin-yj7gj 3 роки тому +5

      I think that's purpose 😁

  • @kaam..
    @kaam.. 5 років тому +2975

    When Katy wears makeup she looks like Grant

  • @ashmapathak
    @ashmapathak 4 роки тому +551

    Okay Glossier is being called out.

    • @joycehill6457
      @joycehill6457 4 роки тому +39

      glossier is advertised as a natural makeup line they name and describe everything as makeup

  • @madeinbalkan17
    @madeinbalkan17 5 років тому +906

    Collegehumor is a lifestyle brand

    • @zramazing
      @zramazing 5 років тому +1

      Andrija Tasic I was gonna like this and then i saw it was at 666 likes and I wanted that for you

  • @chompet123
    @chompet123 4 роки тому +272

    Katie acting in this with a straight face is sooo hilarious.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 4 роки тому +2

      ¿Acting?

  • @HeatherSulu
    @HeatherSulu 5 років тому +961

    Katie has the undeniable skill to make me hate her guts with every inch of my being, within a 3 minute span of time.

    • @ob5443
      @ob5443 5 років тому +102

      She’s a good actor!

    • @MrEstradaG
      @MrEstradaG 5 років тому +36

      She posted this comment in her facebook page

    • @woolfieMcP
      @woolfieMcP 5 років тому +32

      And that's why we love her

    • @cesarvera2198
      @cesarvera2198 5 років тому +5

      Emperor Sulu in every video she’s in I feel like she plays someone you want to punch

    • @emilyboling7742
      @emilyboling7742 5 років тому +2

      MrEstradaG omg really 😂

  • @TheEmmaHouli
    @TheEmmaHouli 4 роки тому +121

    This is EXACTLY how I see the weight loss industry too. "Its not a fad diet, its a lifestyle change! Now remember gluten is actually super bad for you"

    • @nooneinparticular469
      @nooneinparticular469 4 роки тому +9

      I’m trying this new diet called “being allergic to everything” you should try it!

  • @livijean1
    @livijean1 5 років тому +1879

    It’s not even a waist trainer... it’s a corset 😂 Rebranding at its finest 👌🏻

    • @rocket_1288
      @rocket_1288 5 років тому +5

      Lol

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 років тому +69

      Good point, I wondered why they stopped saying corsets lol too offensive!

    • @byakuyatogami2905
      @byakuyatogami2905 5 років тому +6

      The term Corset came first lmao

    • @BarginsGalore
      @BarginsGalore 5 років тому +49

      They are very similar but a corset is something you were when you want to look thinner but a waist trainer is something you were 24/7 for a a set amount of time to permanently look thinner (Both are bad for you)

    • @LifeUntilLove
      @LifeUntilLove 5 років тому +59

      @@BarginsGalore But historically, corsets were also worn as much as possible. That is why things like 'maternity corsets' existed and corsets for young girls. Women were encouraged to sleep in them as well.

  • @valeriapuch2398
    @valeriapuch2398 5 років тому +507

    *I noticed you have big big big dark circles under your eyes*
    Me: girl, you talking to me thru the screen?

  • @FreshestSoup
    @FreshestSoup 5 років тому +902

    No one talking about how Katie clearly got roped into a pyramid scheme? No? Okay...

    • @Princessshamanarta
      @Princessshamanarta 5 років тому +52

      Yeah...I kind of also thought that. But some major brands actually do sell themselves as "progressive" and feminist but all they are is pandering to the patriarchy. v

    • @pixelpudding3914
      @pixelpudding3914 5 років тому +96

      It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s an inner triangular light plan

    • @blahblahblahEMILY
      @blahblahblahEMILY 5 років тому +14

      LordGatar cocaine doesn’t pay for itself

    • @VladDracula04
      @VladDracula04 4 роки тому +7

      Is it necessary to discuss the central basis of the fucking video?

    • @Cosmeticcritique13
      @Cosmeticcritique13 4 роки тому

      I am!

  • @joshduriden519
    @joshduriden519 5 років тому +25

    It's funny how true this video actually is, as I have experience with companies actually doing this. They'd give you vocab sheets, and train you to use the terminology they'd want you to use.

  • @Floedekage
    @Floedekage 5 років тому +459

    I'm sure Seabird is lit AF and not like any other brand who tries to market themselves as progressive to make more money!

    • @bodyofhope
      @bodyofhope 5 років тому +26

      Yep. Capitalizing on the "woke" folks to make extra dough. If you're truly woke, you will see through the advertisements for what they are.
      Dove doesn't care about self love at any size.
      Panteine doesn't shed a tear for ethnic diversity.
      And all the LGBTQ friendly commercials lately are simply following the money. Commercials and ads are all subtle brainwashing. Guard your heart.

    • @sassyfras4085
      @sassyfras4085 5 років тому +2

      "Woke", another millennial term I dispise.., lol

  • @taliajones5364
    @taliajones5364 5 років тому +203

    "We know the only reason we're doing any of this is to conform with society, to feel like we fit in,"
    If that isn't the truth, you don't know how many times I've lied to myself saying I do things "for me"
    *2022 edit I forgot I made this comment but I’m actually doing stuff for me now. I love getting cute late at night and just taking pictures and looking at the pictures later. It feels great being able to actually get ready without needing to be seen.
    2024: I love me

    • @carmenoprea7496
      @carmenoprea7496 4 роки тому +15

      But ya'll realise that shaming women who like wearing heavy make up and skimpy clothes is not being a feminist??? And you can be a feminist and still act feminine??????

    • @autumnreed2079
      @autumnreed2079 4 роки тому +4

      @@carmenoprea7496 but is that 'feminine'?

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 4 роки тому +4

      @@autumnreed2079 traditionally these things are thought of as feminine

    • @AD-cy4vj
      @AD-cy4vj 4 роки тому +7

      Lol but makeup is fun af to me

    • @pinkmuffin9842
      @pinkmuffin9842 3 роки тому +1

      @@AD-cy4vj That's great for you. If you stayed at home the whole day, would you use it?
      I don't really like makeup but I like getting complimented, so I told myself that I was doing it "for me" even if I wasn't. If you truly do it for yourself and would do it if no one watched: Great for you :D

  • @raf4320
    @raf4320 5 років тому +1280

    This is basically r/antimlm in a nutshell

    • @עמיחידראייר
      @עמיחידראייר 5 років тому +15

      So true

    • @0927kira
      @0927kira 5 років тому +17

      Whats antimlm

    • @GranKrat
      @GranKrat 5 років тому +57

      @@0927kira multi-level marketing, i.e. pyramid schemes

    • @jlemonni36
      @jlemonni36 5 років тому +12

      @@0927kira it's a sub Reddit called r/antimlm

    • @sapphodera
      @sapphodera 5 років тому +106

      Oh I thought that was an anti-gay subreddit

  • @themidnighttiger96
    @themidnighttiger96 4 роки тому +32

    I've been deep in the anti-MLM subreddit, and this reminds me of some of the MLMs lol

  • @ZacharyLaid
    @ZacharyLaid 5 років тому +1840

    It's not a burrito.....
    It's *CHIPOTLE*

  • @Langwidere903
    @Langwidere903 3 роки тому +30

    “Suppress your appetite for you, not because society tells you to.” OH MY GOD this is too accurate

  • @ElizabethAmanna
    @ElizabethAmanna 5 років тому +88

    I loved the super realistic responses from her friend and couldn't wait to hear what sea bird would call the next item, this was great!!!

  • @ieroenthusiast9267
    @ieroenthusiast9267 4 роки тому +5

    I used to work as a personal assistant for a "Kary may" and this hit the nail on the head. I came into work without a full face and she started pointing out my flaws and what products I could use to "enhance" my beauty

  • @Starlight-kv7cd
    @Starlight-kv7cd 4 роки тому +49

    The “eyeshadow” is a wet and wild palette 🤣

    • @malikararora
      @malikararora 4 роки тому +4

      I was hoping I wasn’t the only person crazy enough to notice that

  • @-simplicity7551
    @-simplicity7551 5 років тому +687

    Is this a joke on MLM's?

    • @goldsrcorsource2551
      @goldsrcorsource2551 5 років тому +169

      no, this is a LIFESTYLE of ripping on MLMs

    • @SuperLoveBY2
      @SuperLoveBY2 5 років тому +7

      What's a MLM

    • @BitchTf-o5u
      @BitchTf-o5u 5 років тому +27

      AuroraHanagami multi level marketing I think

    • @nickhubbard78
      @nickhubbard78 5 років тому +61

      @@SuperLoveBY2 Multi-Level Marketing - pyramid selling schemes

    • @ki11em59
      @ki11em59 5 років тому +11

      AuroraHanagami multi level marketing so pyramid schemes

  • @The482075
    @The482075 4 роки тому +57

    I am not posting a comment. I am posting my eternal essence to the world.
    This has to be the most pretentious thing I've ever typed. By pretentious I mean, a flavour enhancing lifestyle that boldly embraces clever words to hide my true motives. I am not lying. I'm just juicing up the narrative.

  • @brooktewolde5775
    @brooktewolde5775 5 років тому +296

    im sorry sir, we only sell grande, venti or trenta!
    -every starbucks ever

    • @brookeseals2188
      @brookeseals2188 5 років тому +13

      Literally never have they said that to me when using words like small medium or large but okay drama lama

    • @fred7379
      @fred7379 5 років тому +2

      Venti and trenta refers to the ounces in the cup. Venti is 20 oz and trenta is 30.

    • @brooktewolde5775
      @brooktewolde5775 5 років тому +5

      @@fred7379ahhh good to know. It still seems very pretentious

    • @PockASqueeno
      @PockASqueeno 5 років тому +7

      I thought it was tall, grande, and venti? I’ve never heard of trenta.

    • @fred7379
      @fred7379 5 років тому +1

      @@PockASqueeno they have it, but it's off menu (you have to ask for it) and for cold drinks only. My standard summer order is a passion fruit ice tea half pumps in a trenta.

  • @SuperHydz
    @SuperHydz 5 років тому +19

    Sadly, as a marketing copywriter, I can totally relate.

  • @adamkun3222
    @adamkun3222 5 років тому +133

    me: **stays in room for 2 weeks binging collegehumour**
    friend: wha-
    me: ITS A _LIFESTYLE_ MEGHAN

  • @partymode2174
    @partymode2174 5 років тому +35

    Seabird sounds like a MLM

  • @jemmascott5559
    @jemmascott5559 5 років тому +413

    Who let Katie join a MLM group?

    • @RogerEstradaTV
      @RogerEstradaTV 5 років тому +7

      KKAKSKAKA MARY KAY IS FOUND DEAD

    • @-simplicity7551
      @-simplicity7551 5 років тому +3

      Couldnt stop her if they tried. Im not sure if you played off my comment but pyramid schemes need brought down 👎

    • @ixiiifaie1249
      @ixiiifaie1249 5 років тому +7

      She just need an active income to support her cocaine-dependant lifestyle..

    • @StreamHGF
      @StreamHGF 5 років тому

      What does mlm stand for?

    • @mewletter
      @mewletter 5 років тому +2

      @@StreamHGF multilevel marketing. Another sales pitch

  • @qqz9519
    @qqz9519 4 роки тому +16

    Society has a war against reality and honesty right now. This skit captures how the haves try to control everyone's words and thoughts perfectly.

    • @tuney7319
      @tuney7319 Рік тому

      They want to pretend like they’re changing and progressing when in reality they’re not changing anything but their terminology

  • @sailorhamlett
    @sailorhamlett 5 років тому +24

    Apparently seabird resells Wet n Wild eyeshadow

  • @indirakirana
    @indirakirana 4 роки тому +12

    Before the video I got an ad for Chipotle "lifestyle" bowls 🤐

  • @zapthe
    @zapthe 5 років тому +186

    That's not dollars, that's internassionaly represented American currency

  • @NerdyGeeky
    @NerdyGeeky 5 років тому +11

    I love how CollegeHumor tackles these kind of topics

  • @duey2280
    @duey2280 5 років тому +14

    Honestly, the best actors on this channel are the background characters that keep a straight face the entire time

  • @phyrestorm999
    @phyrestorm999 3 роки тому +7

    I've heard a really good actor can make you forget they're acting and just want to murder them.
    Katie is a really good actor.

  • @oceanx102
    @oceanx102 5 років тому +325

    those wet n wild palettes haha

    • @ayoubdado7927
      @ayoubdado7927 5 років тому +24

      I knew I wasn't the only one who can tell which pallet that is

    • @whimsyrosie
      @whimsyrosie 5 років тому +2

      Literally just commented that 🤣

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 років тому

      ???

    • @caseycat
      @caseycat 5 років тому +4

      Wet N Wild has better pigmentation than Younique 😂

    • @Thesoulroad2
      @Thesoulroad2 5 років тому +1

      Infinity on high!

  • @jasmineh.2128
    @jasmineh.2128 5 років тому +6

    Love the skin you're in by completely covering it

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork775 5 років тому +15

    Those wet and wild eyeshadow palettes, though 😂
    Loving the mlm shade

  • @weesalikesmilktea4829
    @weesalikesmilktea4829 5 років тому +11

    I like to think that Seabird actually does call itself a makeup company and Katie is doing all of this on her own

  • @itsfinekat
    @itsfinekat 5 років тому +78

    This isn‘t just a video, it‘s a LIFESTYLE!! 🙄

  • @sonyablade1534
    @sonyablade1534 5 років тому +6

    LOL! SPOT ON! I swear I know an "MK" consultant that basically acts JUST.LIKE.THAT.

  • @Borderlines
    @Borderlines 5 років тому +7

    Jess, calm down! This is a stress-reducing, mood-enhancing, life-improving advice.

  • @jezlassiter9374
    @jezlassiter9374 4 роки тому +16

    If this doesn’t show how mlm hunbots act, I don’t know what does.

  • @commandercaptain4664
    @commandercaptain4664 4 роки тому +7

    "I'm a Branch Chief Executive Production Assistant."
    "Bish, you an intern."

  • @sophiaskojec
    @sophiaskojec 4 роки тому +4

    This kinda reminds me of the makeup- wellness product scene with Ms piggy from one of the muppet movies

  • @artmeatj6620
    @artmeatj6620 5 років тому +4

    I love how college humor is one of the only channels that still calls out bullshit. Love yall ❤️

  • @Momo74153
    @Momo74153 5 років тому +13

    This is how u know your apart of a MLM/pyramid scheme.

  • @landon3573
    @landon3573 5 років тому +20

    2:52 I thought it was going to start playing "Bird is the Word" like on Family Guy.

  • @Hyacinth828
    @Hyacinth828 4 роки тому +3

    "we have found, through scientific study, and research and experimentation, that waists of all sizes need to be hugged."
    An accurate representation of how companies tell you about "science" without actually telling you anything about the science.

  • @zubzerrolastname6599
    @zubzerrolastname6599 5 років тому +32

    A collegehumor ad for a collegehumor video.

  • @mindingmybusiness4846
    @mindingmybusiness4846 5 років тому +9

    Am I the only one who cracks up when Katie says “Ahh! Haha. Is that a joke?” & “Ahh! Haha. That is not a concealer.”

  • @two2birds
    @two2birds 5 років тому +11

    I have that eyeshadow palette. That's Wet & Wild.

  • @therealmissglamBAM
    @therealmissglamBAM 5 років тому +8

    lmao the thong looked like it was written on in Sharpie

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 років тому +6

    It's not cocaine, it's a mood enhancing aura glitter powder.

  • @mrb3nz
    @mrb3nz 5 років тому +45

    This punchline is actually very deep. It shows how powerful our need to "fit in" is, no matter how woke we are. Our biological need to feel attractive always wins with abstract ideology. Even though feminism has been around for over 100 years, beauty expectations for women keep rising and they are expected to buy more and more expensive shit. Capitalism feeds on human insecurity. Very good sketch, indeed.
    Also, I've been watching CH for, like, 8 years now. I started when I was in high school and I love how this channel keeps getting more and more mature and depressing, just like my life. Love you, guys

    • @mariealaba4160
      @mariealaba4160 4 роки тому +1

      macorl Pretty true but also, some people just also want to look pretty for themselves

    • @shinonnaman5529
      @shinonnaman5529 4 роки тому +2

      @@mariealaba4160 but who dictates what is "pretty" and what not? Society

    • @unenouille430
      @unenouille430 4 роки тому

      I mean, I agree to some point, but biology also dictates what we think is pretty, and at some point it's survival of the fittest. And the problem really isn't with light makeup when working or partying, but more with people putting an excessive amount EVERYDAY. Don't know how they do it.

    • @diddles3383
      @diddles3383 4 роки тому

      @@unenouille430 Humans are beyond this shitty social Darwinist view of "survival of the fittest" - if this was true, then how come disabled people exist? Or homeless people? These are only two of the many groups that social Darwinism would deem as "weak", and yet these folks are still around. If "survival of the fittest" were true, then would you be okay with letting people with medical health issues, disabled folks and homeless people simply die off? I fucking suggest that you rethink your god awful position. Yours sincerely, a disabled person with health issues.

    • @unenouille430
      @unenouille430 4 роки тому

      @@diddles3383 Dude, we've been above evolution for a while now, chill. Doesn't mean that it didn't impact us in the beginning, or that said impact is completely gone. Empathy is a trait that came from evolution, which allowed us to protect the weakest, so the group would survive. Only the strongest groups would survive, and that meant there had to be a desire for people to protect eachother. Evolution isn't why you should die off, it's why you should survive. Survival of the fittest isn't supposed to only be about the individual, it's also about the group.

  • @ramvv7224
    @ramvv7224 4 роки тому +5

    When she said expensive stuff and showed a wet n wild eyeshadow palette i was like ya right

  • @anazerco3269
    @anazerco3269 3 роки тому +2

    I love that when the pink girl talks they always put some generic UA-camr music and that its stop when the other girl start to talk

  • @sng1598
    @sng1598 5 років тому +23

    I bursted out laughing at the 50% friendship tip

    • @qqz9519
      @qqz9519 4 роки тому

      Thats how it is too

  • @sophieboulevard4863
    @sophieboulevard4863 5 років тому +13

    Me trying to get my word count up on an essay

  • @callangray3427
    @callangray3427 5 років тому +41

    Just say it - this is an analogy for the Ivanka Trump brand.

  • @ayaobaid4402
    @ayaobaid4402 5 років тому +10

    Lol there is an actual lipstick from Charlotte Tilbury called lip love 😂

    • @justalex8502
      @justalex8502 4 роки тому +1

      So she said lip love? I heard lip glove, lol.

  • @Augury13
    @Augury13 5 років тому +161

    Why are there barely any videos of Mike Trapp anymore?

    • @sapphoanna
      @sapphoanna 5 років тому +119

      Pat killed Trapp

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 5 років тому +75

      cause all the good shit is behind the dropout pay wall

    • @geekwithglasses2897
      @geekwithglasses2897 5 років тому +20

      Darkest Argentum
      Only the exclusives all the other stuff is still on here

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +22

      He's focusing on WTF 101.

    • @ms.rstake_1211
      @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому

      @@sapphoanna lol... Not yet.

  • @shreyaputhran5478
    @shreyaputhran5478 4 роки тому +1

    Just noticed the Wet N Wild Transition Palettes on the table at 0:15

  • @Nerom99
    @Nerom99 5 років тому +4

    2:42 Saying this now, I find good appetites to be an attractive quality in women. It's nice to share something in common.

  • @grass4655
    @grass4655 5 років тому +1

    Were subway, we don’t sell sandwiches. We sell cylindricaly baked ground wheat stuffed with various deciduous and cooked flesh.

  • @taylorjoseph7645
    @taylorjoseph7645 5 років тому +90

    If Jessica's flirting with Katie, then I don't know what's gonna happen next.

  • @sassyfras4085
    @sassyfras4085 5 років тому +8

    Anyone recognize the WnW products being used?
    On another note regarding highlighters... If I hear one more of the following descriptions of makeup, I'm going to scream, lol:
    "it's not highlighter, it's "your skin but better"
    Or worse,
    "It's brings out 'your glow from within'.."

  • @JoshWitte
    @JoshWitte 5 років тому +48

    It's not delivery... It's *DIGIORNO*

  • @gaysalamandy
    @gaysalamandy 5 років тому

    i love that i instantly figured out what at least 2 of the products are just by the packaging/layout

  • @NewbyTon
    @NewbyTon 5 років тому +52

    College humor is a lifestyle brand

  • @phlosen7854
    @phlosen7854 5 років тому +6

    2:52:
    Katie: "Have you heard???"
    Peter Griffin: "B-b-b-b-Bird Bird Bird. Seabird is the word...."

  • @ramyap6410
    @ramyap6410 5 років тому +5

    Oh this ain't a video. Nah, don't call like that. It's a self enhancing inner peaceful inducing series of positive vibes that reaches you despite many humongous obstacles.

  • @paromadatta4888
    @paromadatta4888 5 років тому +1

    Omg I love Katie's gestures!!! Its like my nerd's inner monologue 😂😂😂😂

  • @ziggyskies9456
    @ziggyskies9456 5 років тому +4

    the sales pitch girl reminds me of gina linetti off of B99

  • @N-HTTi
    @N-HTTi 4 роки тому +2

    I’m having crucial stomach ache so I’m trying to suppress my laughter but it just makes it more Painful

  • @hrvallejoMKT
    @hrvallejoMKT 5 років тому +7

    I'm a simple man. I see Katie I click. I see Jessica and I thumb up the video.

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 5 років тому

      yup. Jess is awesome

  • @prettywhenthewindblows7
    @prettywhenthewindblows7 10 місяців тому +1

    This applies to skincare industry as well, branding products that feed off of people’s fear of aging and destroy skin barriers as “self care.”

  • @fionabrennan9148
    @fionabrennan9148 5 років тому +4

    Girl I see that wet n wild eye shadow and I love it

  • @tworice
    @tworice 4 роки тому +1

    this is and will always be my favorite ch video. it’s my 8th time watching.