Stop Asking Women To Talk About Being Women

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  • @tokyomootsie
    @tokyomootsie 5 років тому +2697

    The guy muttering in the background "I was a child" is my new hero.

    • @bob-anathan3257
      @bob-anathan3257 5 років тому +12

      M FH ahahahahhaha i heard that too

    • @nataterraturzelle8584
      @nataterraturzelle8584 4 роки тому +12

      Timestamp?

    • @pinkpopstarr8580
      @pinkpopstarr8580 4 роки тому +34

      @@nataterraturzelle8584 2:49

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 4 роки тому +1

      pinkpopstarr What time is it?

    • @johncheshirsky8822
      @johncheshirsky8822 4 роки тому +51

      I loved the part where Brennan mumbles: "If you don't help the little children, then who's gonna help them? Cuaz I'm not gonna help them"

  • @mrmimeisfunny
    @mrmimeisfunny 5 років тому +8449

    She has a smaller purple top hat underneath her small purple top hat.

    • @maddieinspace3938
      @maddieinspace3938 5 років тому +130

      its called ~fashion~ XD

    • @Rognik
      @Rognik 5 років тому +133

      She can't be seen without her hat on. That would be a scandal!

    • @bennettopie
      @bennettopie 5 років тому +11

      inception

    • @Doinge
      @Doinge 5 років тому +30

      she probably got the tiny hats at Tiny Hats. It's HER secret.

    • @LM-zs1ng
      @LM-zs1ng 5 років тому +3

      And

  • @Rose-hh7mk
    @Rose-hh7mk 5 років тому +4101

    Jilly: I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT BEING A WOMAN OF COLOUR
    Tommy: I'll take a stab at it

    • @Nashy119
      @Nashy119 5 років тому +70

      There was a subtle bit as the audience was fading out too, "yes, who will help them, because I'm not...".

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 роки тому +9

      @Oliver Seed Because as we all know, Nazis hate white people

    • @vegetable1495
      @vegetable1495 3 роки тому +27

      Tommy tears off his disguise and reveals that he’s a woman of colour

    • @Pablo360able
      @Pablo360able 2 роки тому

      @@sylph8005 oh god, I don’t see an Oliver Seed, what kind of nonsense got deleted

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 2 роки тому

      @@Pablo360able Idk, it was a year ago

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 5 років тому +4606

    "You're not gonna ask me the fun quetion too?"
    " *No.* "
    Brennan's raw power when he delivered that line was astounding.

  • @danimations1440
    @danimations1440 5 років тому +8484

    She has a chocolate lab run by chocolate labs...

  • @vivaelqueso
    @vivaelqueso 5 років тому +8573

    They forgot to ask her about her weight and who she is dating...🤦‍♀️

    • @dayschange2
      @dayschange2 5 років тому +354

      vivaelqueso And her work out routine!

    • @elisabethheiman2104
      @elisabethheiman2104 5 років тому +381

      Don't forget her skin care routine.

    • @nikkigrossman4244
      @nikkigrossman4244 5 років тому +260

      And the kind of underwear she is able to wear under her Jonka Jacket

    • @shardahartley4328
      @shardahartley4328 5 років тому +64

      Not one underwear question...

    • @jusadude186
      @jusadude186 5 років тому +70

      Jilly Jonka: You're not going to ask me the fun questions?
      Reporter: No.......😐

  • @alaaye5237
    @alaaye5237 5 років тому +5928

    “They are not women of color, THEY ARE CHERRY AND LIME!”
    😂 I died at this part.

    • @TheUnknownD
      @TheUnknownD 5 років тому +61

      But we will never know if there are little women inside that bag.

    • @away8886
      @away8886 5 років тому +6

      TheUnknownD I don’t get it

    • @TheUnknownD
      @TheUnknownD 5 років тому +22

      @@away8886 Are they cherry and lime gummies or are they little cherry and lime women?

    • @Rognik
      @Rognik 5 років тому +22

      Cherry is red and lime is green. Those are colours. I'm not sure if they're women, though. Jury's still out on that.

    • @TheUnknownD
      @TheUnknownD 5 років тому +1

      @@Rognik Don't be racist. :P

  • @zaidjamal
    @zaidjamal 5 років тому +867

    No one in the comments section ever acknowledges Rekha's talent. They'll either quote a line of hers that she delivered well and say the line is great, or say that Brennan is great, or that Grant is great. I'm not kidding, check any video she's featured in. Even the hilarious cute kitten calendar one where she was the whole focus.

    • @arjunholmie
      @arjunholmie 4 роки тому +91

      Oh yeah Brennan got all the hype, ofc Rekha's character is a little more sane than, say, Katie, but I think she's really in some of the funnier sketches, particularly the one about being a contrarian

    • @achievementrum7568
      @achievementrum7568 4 роки тому +40

      Oh yeah, she's great. I loved her character in this.

    • @kavithasingaravel9135
      @kavithasingaravel9135 2 роки тому +19

      I love her! She killed that all brown people don't look the same sketch

    • @mylordandsaviour4786
      @mylordandsaviour4786 2 роки тому +1

      Maybe she is lacking a certain kind of charisma that makes people find her acting fascinating enough to comment on it.

    • @voucdung4943
      @voucdung4943 Рік тому +12

      I think it's because she's a more sane character. The one who people say specifically are usually Grant, Brennan and Katie iirc

  • @IcewhipRoxx
    @IcewhipRoxx 5 років тому +4359

    Funny how the Malted Spring of Eternal Life Peanut Butter Balls would kill anyone with a peanut allergy.

    • @WizBunny3
      @WizBunny3 5 років тому +335

      OR would it keep them in an eternal purgatorial state of half death?

    • @AnimeMangaViewer
      @AnimeMangaViewer 5 років тому +15

      Isn’t that just another thing people have to deal with to turn back the clock? (There are people who would do anything to stop their natural clocks that they would brave any complications)

    • @ladysquidkey
      @ladysquidkey 5 років тому +21

      It won’t kill them but they wish it would those who are allergic it would be in a constant state of agony

    • @adicawidasuparman9144
      @adicawidasuparman9144 5 років тому +52

      which begs the question whether the immortality will kick in first or will it be the allergic reaction, but still the worst will be if both kicks in at the same time and the eternal life also preserves the allergic reaction eternally ending up in a neverending state of eternal torment which the consumer would never be able to escape from even through death...

    • @raena-willowdeveruoix4631
      @raena-willowdeveruoix4631 5 років тому +13

      death and resurrection... eternally.

  • @citrineleaf1815
    @citrineleaf1815 5 років тому +479

    HOLD. MEN. AND. WOMEN. TO. THE. SAME. STANDARDS.
    Also I'd work at a factory run by dogs!

    • @jean-thecrazyone8267
      @jean-thecrazyone8267 4 роки тому +1

      What is the truth? Donut reply anything sexist. Fingers cross that you would say that dogs shouldn’t be working in dangerous situations

    • @FirstLast-fl1co
      @FirstLast-fl1co 3 роки тому

      or literally treat anybody like a normal human

    • @citrineleaf1815
      @citrineleaf1815 3 роки тому +10

      @@FirstLast-fl1co That's what I'm saying? Hold everyone equal? Because we're all.. .human?

  • @jamestown8398
    @jamestown8398 5 років тому +4284

    She's running a chocolate factory with dog employees? That sounds dangerous to them.

    • @joseaguilar4845
      @joseaguilar4845 5 років тому +452

      I have so many questions, mostly relating to how she trained the dogs as a woman of color.

    • @xxdarkknight420xx2
      @xxdarkknight420xx2 5 років тому +46

      Oh shit I just realized that!

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio 5 років тому +100

      Well at least its one way to make sure nobody is eating the product

    • @umedyn8371
      @umedyn8371 5 років тому +79

      As Labs of Color, how do you think they feel, working for a place that makes things that will kill them?

    • @kuro13wolf
      @kuro13wolf 5 років тому +43

      Think of it as a regular soap factory with human employees. They can't eat the product either.

  • @TheWarLizard
    @TheWarLizard 5 років тому +871

    “I’m going down a rabbit hole of thiccness”
    oh my...

    • @Loial731
      @Loial731 5 років тому +5

      Sounds like he found A box of West Coast Production dvds

    • @cexilady3333
      @cexilady3333 5 років тому +15

      I bet Grant broke on that line

    • @ChartreuseDan
      @ChartreuseDan 5 років тому +3

      I don't know about you guys but I can only read the second line of that comment in George Takei's voice

    • @TheWarLizard
      @TheWarLizard 5 років тому +5

      @@ChartreuseDan That is exactly the intention, so you are correct my friend

    • @paintspot
      @paintspot Рік тому +1

      Lopunny moment. I mean--
      -Paintspot Infez
      Wasabi!

  • @anitar1674
    @anitar1674 5 років тому +2136

    I love Grant’s character in this

    • @M-CH_
      @M-CH_ 5 років тому +37

      Yup, he steals this skit.

    • @Gabbyreel
      @Gabbyreel 5 років тому +35

      I actually prefer rekhas performance here

    • @anitar1674
      @anitar1674 5 років тому +20

      Gabriel Kronfeld I love both 😂

    • @gingernproud9089
      @gingernproud9089 5 років тому +49

      “I saw a lime for the first time yesterday...it was green, and it looked spicy”😂

    • @homestuck_official
      @homestuck_official 5 років тому +6

      He has the range, darling

  • @UXGillespie
    @UXGillespie 5 років тому +547

    I have a question, Miss Jonka...
    As a woman of color...how many Labradors have died in your factory from Chocolate which as everyone knows is highly poisonous to dogs?

    • @slynthehedgehog8061
      @slynthehedgehog8061 5 років тому +36

      Chocolate is poisonous to dog ? C'mon that's bull...
      * *Do some research* *
      SHIT !

    • @OfMiceAndMegabytes
      @OfMiceAndMegabytes 5 років тому +9

      *Gasps* by gum you're right! Almost forgot about that😬

    • @Synkhan
      @Synkhan 5 років тому +16

      Arent the Chocolate dogs made of ummmmmm Chocolate??

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 5 років тому +13

      Adding that to the Department of Health and Department of Labor vs Miss Jonka. Thank you for pointing that out. Legal representatives will contact you if we need you as a witness.

    • @vijeykrishnaa2230
      @vijeykrishnaa2230 5 років тому +2

      @@slynthehedgehog8061 that was good! 😂

  • @TreetopCanopy
    @TreetopCanopy 5 років тому +1921

    "If you're not gonna help the children, then who will help them? 'Cause I'm not gonna help them."

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 років тому +5

      Totally missed that thanks ~ 3:00 minutes for anyone looking

    • @elg6197
      @elg6197 5 років тому +23

      @@FrancisR420
      2:49*

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 5 років тому

      @@elg6197 wasn't sure that's why I put the squiggly line

    • @AvitalShtap
      @AvitalShtap 5 років тому +8

      "I was a child..."

    • @meghnalekshman4137
      @meghnalekshman4137 5 років тому

      I'm the 1K like.

  • @bricabroccoli
    @bricabroccoli 5 років тому +662

    Grant sold his role so well that I involuntarily drifted off mid-dialogue and only realized I had no idea what his character had answered until after he was long done speaking. My brain's never checked out so completely during a CollegeHumor video before.

    • @ramskam
      @ramskam 5 років тому +11

      Yeah I did the same thing. I was too lazy to actually go back and listen though.

    • @KaregoAt
      @KaregoAt 5 років тому +25

      Yeah he's so good in this, I immediately checked off mentally.

    • @fanfandom551
      @fanfandom551 4 роки тому +6

      Im glad I'm not the only one. I had to focus so hard to not doze off during the boxes thing

  • @norefunds4731
    @norefunds4731 5 років тому +828

    _Don't you care how that works or how we're legally allowed to do that?_
    *This is America. So, no. No we don't.*

    • @zaffran1117
      @zaffran1117 5 років тому +45

      Well, not until we can use it to sue

    • @CrownedAnarchy
      @CrownedAnarchy 5 років тому +5

      @@zaffran1117 lol sueing is good but uncommon in American society despite what the media will tell you

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary 5 років тому +1

      @@CrownedAnarchy For smaller entities. Not so much for others.

    • @mrchaos239
      @mrchaos239 5 років тому

      It's locked. Go away. Incoherent ramblings you say? Could you then, tell us what “theYou” means? Grammar and spelling are important when you’re fighting in a world where businesses can get away with anything and everything. (I mean do laws even apply to businesses?)
      So here’s the deal hun, your level of understanding does not form the line between coherence, and incoherence. That line is drawn by the intellect of people far above you.
      I’ll put that into words you can understand.
      Here’s *tap*tap* the mother fuckin *tap*tap* Tea: you a dumb bitch... thanks for stopping by for my TED talk. 👌🏼👍🏼

    • @norefunds4731
      @norefunds4731 5 років тому +7

      @@mrchaos239 And the rest of your reply is more incoherent ramblings...LOL. I can smell pseudo intellectuals from miles away. You really think that sesquipedalian loquaciousness and "TED talks" is going to fool me into thinking you're a genius? No. Sorry.

  • @LeonardGreenpaw
    @LeonardGreenpaw 5 років тому +533

    "the hardest thing about being a woman of color with notoriety is never being able to be treated as an equal, with the respect and dignity I deserve, and being constantly asked to answer stupid questions like this that belittle my autonomy and individuality and reduce me to being a token card of whichever minority the reporters are currently most interested in, instead of noticing me as the individual I am
    Thank you and have a nice day"
    I would love for one of these -enter any minority here- to say something like this before storming out of the room

    • @tabithaqualls3037
      @tabithaqualls3037 5 років тому +43

      "Which side do you affiliate with?"
      "I'm mixed."
      "I mean, like, do you lean to one side more, or...?"
      "...Mixed."
      "I mean, like, my friend's kid is mixed and he affiliates as black, so I was just like, wondering."

    • @no_to_handles
      @no_to_handles 5 років тому +5

      Think about the children

    • @Gman1998
      @Gman1998 5 років тому +14

      I think a lot of the time they do give an answer like that, but they’re still continuously asked the same questions over and over in different interviews. They’d probably get tired of giving the same answer

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 4 роки тому +3

      I like that speech a lot but College Humor has a bad habit of doing serious speeches at the end of their sketches that kinda ruin the whole tone of the sketch so I'd rather they didn't

    • @sabrinawelsh3543
      @sabrinawelsh3543 2 роки тому +1

      I'm screenshoting this to use if I ever become famous.

  • @bentisdale9001
    @bentisdale9001 5 років тому +1123

    I dont want to anwser as a woman of color!
    Grant: Ill try

    • @syedaijazkhundmeer7809
      @syedaijazkhundmeer7809 5 років тому +23

      He took a stab at it

    • @eddie-roo
      @eddie-roo 4 роки тому +1

      Grant: *procedes to act a woman of color to flex his acting degree*

  • @Lynn-up3pq
    @Lynn-up3pq 2 роки тому +69

    Can we just appreciate Rekha's acting for once tho like she delivered the character perfectly

  • @bkd9504
    @bkd9504 5 років тому +1347

    "Do the magic light gummies also face adversity as women of color?"
    _"THEY'RE NOT WOMEN OF COLOR. THEY'RE CHERRY AND LIME."_
    *I hope you didn't offend any Cherry Lime magic gummies out there.*

    • @yosoyysoyyo
      @yosoyysoyyo 5 років тому +31

      Viciously Peaceful I for one am glad to see the only two valid genders, cherry and lime, finally being represented among all this man/woman liberal propaganda.

    • @dylaneverhartmusic
      @dylaneverhartmusic 5 років тому

      I hope they didn't offend Cherry Dude! Cherry... Duuuude!

    • @viridian5maureen853
      @viridian5maureen853 5 років тому +4

      But what adversity did they face as gummies of color?

    • @wilbysot343
      @wilbysot343 4 роки тому +2

      that line is just pure gold

    • @sourcandie5230
      @sourcandie5230 4 роки тому +1

      I'm very offended as a cherrylime gummie

  • @gozzilla177
    @gozzilla177 5 років тому +804

    Yeah.....but..... What's it like being a woman at collage humor?

    •  5 років тому +22

      WHAT IS IT LIKE TO BE A WOMANCEPTION!!

    • @aragornrose4912
      @aragornrose4912 5 років тому +13

      What is it like to a man

    • @gozzilla177
      @gozzilla177 5 років тому +16

      @@aragornrose4912 in a single over exaggerated word? PENIS!!!!

    • @ozbullymorales1020
      @ozbullymorales1020 5 років тому +11

      A woman of COLOR at that!

    • @silasriver109
      @silasriver109 5 років тому +18

      Very difficult, on account of all of the tiny pictures.

  • @zaffran1117
    @zaffran1117 5 років тому +1109

    This skit is amazing. Keep up the good work!

    • @MouseATX
      @MouseATX 5 років тому +3

      *Sketch

    • @zaffran1117
      @zaffran1117 5 років тому +1

      ​@@MouseATX No, I spelled it right. And I did mean "skit".

    • @alexbrown8900
      @alexbrown8900 5 років тому +2

      Wynton Ashley he was probably referenzing a ch vid

    • @bucelliLeo
      @bucelliLeo 5 років тому +7

      Yes, this was fun, but also had a very good message. On the flip side of things, I have met women who always talk about what it's like to be a "woman of color" even though nobody asked them that question and they're maybe 1/8th Latino and 7/8 Caucasian or something.

    • @zaffran1117
      @zaffran1117 5 років тому

      @@bucelliLeo it's all part of the victim culture. 'Tis an unfortunate time to be a human. To live in a cesspool of vapidness, moral bankruptcy, and degeneracy... how appalling the modern day is.

  • @aparna2701
    @aparna2701 5 років тому +381

    "You're not gonna ask me the fun question too?"
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    "NO."

  • @Rue4You2
    @Rue4You2 5 років тому +92

    I know it's supposed to be a characature but Tommy Melty is actually giving a pretty good look into what food manufacturing is actually like. I had a coworker come back from a conference jazzed to give me samples of string... organic string.

  • @Winter_drivE
    @Winter_drivE 5 років тому +180

    "I don't want to answer as a woman of color"
    The white man: "I'll take a stab at it"
    I'm dying. I've watched this sketch several times and just now noticed this line. 😂😂😂

    • @Dee-jp7ek
      @Dee-jp7ek 4 роки тому

      Never would've expected to see you here

  • @stringjello1056
    @stringjello1056 2 роки тому +20

    I love all of Rekha’s skits! They call out how shitty things are irl and are hilarious!

  • @jackroche2065
    @jackroche2065 5 років тому +76

    "I don't want to answer as a woman or color"
    "I'll take a stab at it"
    Gets me every time I listen to it

  • @ebrodsky5893
    @ebrodsky5893 5 років тому +150

    “Speaking of limes, I saw a lime for the first time the other day” 😁
    “It was green and it looked spicy” 🤣

  • @CanadaDan1971
    @CanadaDan1971 5 років тому +416

    I think this skit would have worked better if they asked who she was dating, who she was wearing, when she was going to have kids, etc.

    • @savkat1033
      @savkat1033 4 роки тому +36

      What's the point of the sketch was to poke fun at all the people who are constantly obsessed with people not because of the work they do but because they are color of or gender

    • @nasonaso8356
      @nasonaso8356 3 роки тому +4

      Who she was wearing?

    • @ninnikins4768
      @ninnikins4768 3 роки тому +19

      That would've worked in the exact opposite direction. That would've been people stereotyping a women's place in this world, while this skit is people only caring about her struggles, which is also bad.

    • @NM-jt5lr
      @NM-jt5lr 3 роки тому +12

      That’s only true for celebrities. If you’re a female professional, you are more likely to get asked questions like these (speaking as a non-white female engineer). And it’s usually the white guys who are in charge of writing the panel questions who are typically asking this sort of stuff. Most “children like me” in the audience would rather hear about the cool things you’ve done. That’s way more inspiring.

  • @billmurrayatemygelato730
    @billmurrayatemygelato730 5 років тому +258

    Scott Bagel has the best name in all of journalism.
    *_HIS MOM'S MAIDEN NAME WAS LOCKS._*

    • @MrJustonemorevoice
      @MrJustonemorevoice 5 років тому +3

      Oy Vey

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 5 років тому +3

      Can you explain what this means?

    • @yosoyysoyyo
      @yosoyysoyyo 5 років тому +7

      King Slushie101 In america at least, lox (the fish) is a common topping for bagels

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 5 років тому +2

      Yo Soy Y I K E S.
      Thank you for explaining to me.

    • @cheflaurel7453
      @cheflaurel7453 5 років тому

      Made me think of Robin Hood: Men In Tights...

  • @isaiahramirez8476
    @isaiahramirez8476 5 років тому +215

    And we wonder why they’re labeled as “difficult”😆 gotta be a representative at ALL times lol

    • @buttgoreshorts464
      @buttgoreshorts464 5 років тому +11

      Yeah if you don't ask women their perspective than they say they are ignored and then you're a sexist for ignoring them

    • @Poodlekisses
      @Poodlekisses 5 років тому +47

      The Unoriginal Hacks missed the whole point that easily, huh?

    • @novia9011
      @novia9011 5 років тому +11

      @@buttgoreshorts464 Not every woman is like that jackass.

    • @flackstar007
      @flackstar007 5 років тому +36

      @@buttgoreshorts464 the joke of the skit is the fact that in recognizing an issue it also box's the same people into pigeonholes that are then used to stereotype and dismiss the very issue being presented...
      Man explain jokes ruins them, luckily its still funny even after all that ^_^

    • @buttgoreshorts464
      @buttgoreshorts464 5 років тому +3

      @@novia9011 Sorry but you all must have missed the "Damned if you dont, damned if you do" line in the skit lol.

  • @CanelaAguila
    @CanelaAguila 4 роки тому +66

    This is why I dislike the premise of many women in tech events. While I do see their use, it annoys me so much that women get invited to so many events just to speak about being women in tech instead of what they do, as a woman, in tech

    • @rayesafan9628
      @rayesafan9628 4 роки тому +17

      So true. I feel like the youth are gonna grow up thinking being a successful woman is hard just because everyone says it’s hard.
      Can’t we just normalize successful women? We either stigmatize it or glorify it, each making them seem unattainable.

    • @pieminx400
      @pieminx400 4 роки тому

      ???

    • @paintspot
      @paintspot Рік тому +2

      It took me so long to realize you meant "the premise of many "Women-in-Tech" events" ...and not "the premise of many women, ...in tech events."
      -Paintspot Infez
      Wasabi!

    • @yoshisarethebomb
      @yoshisarethebomb Рік тому

      I think it should be a mix

  • @griffindork3087
    @griffindork3087 5 років тому +54

    "my candy can fly can turn your ears blue"
    Jilly what are you doing to these children

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 років тому +7

      At least she's not turning anyone's whole body blue.

  • @kiah9085
    @kiah9085 Рік тому +20

    The way she goes “yes, what is it” expecting it to be bad is so well acted she just seems so exhausted I relate. Of course not as much as her since I’m not a woman of co-

  • @horsecrazypeep101
    @horsecrazypeep101 3 роки тому +11

    Reminds me of an interesting read the other day. Yes women especially women of color deserve to be applauded for standing out in their field (considering the struggles and sacrifices they’ve had to make.)
    I do see how it’s important though to start using language that normalizes women pursuing traditionally masculine roles. We’re reaching a day and age where a woman who happens to be a scientist shouldn’t be THAT big of a deal anymore.
    I do appreciate my fellow bad ass women though. Y’all are heroes 💜

  • @sarayusarayu832
    @sarayusarayu832 5 років тому +7

    Thank you for this! As a woman of color in my field where women are underrepresented (mathematics), it’s so refreshing for someone to articulate my struggle of dealing with these questions 🙏

  • @LetsChess1
    @LetsChess1 5 років тому +37

    I love how they are basically just calling out buzzfeed.

  • @XfaN888
    @XfaN888 5 років тому +47

    2:48 "if you dont help the children who will? because im not gonna Help " XDD

  • @MetsnVettes
    @MetsnVettes 5 років тому +49

    Did anyone else find themselves feeling for Tommy's day, though?
    "So, there I go, looking up which boxes would be thick enough..."
    I feel that, my dude. Been there... been there....

  • @Excelsior96
    @Excelsior96 5 років тому +16

    I really dislike positive discrimination. Your gender, race and sexuality should not affect the way you are treated, either way. It should not matter that you are a female CEO, Hispanic director, or a gay congressman etc. None of that automatically makes you more qualified.
    Now I realize that there are many conservative douche-bags also saying this just because it helps them "attack the libtards" and mask a genuine desire to downplay women/minorities' achievements. So let me be clear: I am not that. I was raised in a progressive household and never felt like heterosexuality or masculinity was "the norm". Therefore, to make a big deal out of someone's gender, race or sexuality for any reason just seems like a step back to me. Call me a post-feminist in that way, because I just want to skip ahead to a time where no one gives a shit.

    • @Poscarable
      @Poscarable 5 років тому

      Can't say anything else than thank you for being intelligent, and it's not a sarcastic comment. Faith in humanity restored ;)

    • @Excelsior96
      @Excelsior96 5 років тому

      @@Poscarable Thank you, and right back at you!

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 5 років тому

      "As a woman of color, was it hard to succeed in your field?"
      "No! Were you not listening? I make candy that allows children to literally fly and gummies that glow like the freaking sun! I make actual miracles every day and you think my skin held me back?!"
      "That you've been allowed to succeed is the miracle, Jilly! Why can't you see that?!"

  • @goated.content
    @goated.content 5 років тому +23

    In case you were wondering, those other reporters were from :
    Monthly Report, Quarterly Report, Halfly Report, Annual Report, Decadely Report, Centurily Report and Millenial Report

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion 5 років тому +3

      Millennial Report only publishes their stories over social media platforms.

    • @jadeyu7197
      @jadeyu7197 3 роки тому +1

      @@BonaparteBardithion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHHAHAA

  • @JunKurosu
    @JunKurosu 5 років тому +434

    Katie would rather talk about cocaine

  • @frinkanoid
    @frinkanoid 5 років тому +48

    Tommy Melty is man so boring he loops back round to being interesting.

  • @rg3386
    @rg3386 5 років тому +26

    Grant acted so well in this - real dynamic character!

  • @zerolayne8245
    @zerolayne8245 3 роки тому +17

    Jilly: They are NOT women of colour, they are cherry and lime!
    Interviewer: *Visible offense*

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 5 років тому +211

    Brennan always gets me to laugh. That is a hilarious man.

    • @Handle35667
      @Handle35667 5 років тому +8

      Hmm. Brennan? That was your favorite part of the skit?

    • @piplup10203854
      @piplup10203854 5 років тому +2

      @@Handle35667 Yeah him as a reporter is pretty funny. He always gets me to laugh :)

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth 5 років тому +12

      His ridiculous WOOOOOOOWWWWWW in the middle got me

    • @ledouxlink7265
      @ledouxlink7265 5 років тому +3

      @@PassiveWealth 3:42- hilarious

    • @birdbrainsselltruth4648
      @birdbrainsselltruth4648 5 років тому +3

      really? an awesome performance by grant and rheka and still brennan is what catches your eye? the brennan cult lives on...

  • @joerobins5649
    @joerobins5649 5 років тому +31

    This...actually made me kind of sad. xD

  • @kellenl920
    @kellenl920 5 років тому +76

    Why does grant look like the candy man from Flapjack

    • @kellenl920
      @kellenl920 5 років тому +2

      JJCrystalT no u

    • @dannafalcon9389
      @dannafalcon9389 5 років тому +4

      Omg yes! Peppermint Larry is his other twin besides Keith

    • @kirti1056
      @kirti1056 5 років тому +2

      I think about this everytime I see Grant.

    • @matthewlubin5425
      @matthewlubin5425 5 років тому +2

      lmao spot on

  • @maisywilliams7401
    @maisywilliams7401 4 роки тому +6

    As women of color, do the chocolate labrador dogs also face adversity in their field?

  • @Mate397
    @Mate397 5 років тому +41

    Well at least it reflects the idiocy of modern day "journalism".

  • @buhhhla222
    @buhhhla222 5 років тому +53

    “It was green and it looked spicy”
    -Grant on Limes

    • @chrism3144
      @chrism3144 5 років тому +4

      It’s a parody of what that dude from buzzfeed said about grapes

    • @SuviTuuliAllan
      @SuviTuuliAllan 5 років тому +1

      I thought it was making fun of us white people, because, I mean, where's the lie?

  • @striker865
    @striker865 5 років тому +40

    This is a real issue, at least in the software field. Ladies! Be more direct! If they call you difficult, brush em off, be you! You can be nice, and you can be confident, and direct! You don't need to pick and choose, men suck, don't listen to us when we give you terrible feedback like "she's difficult", "you need to be more pleasant", "get with the program". Like a-holes, the program sucks, I'm gonna be me!

  • @cameronc7403
    @cameronc7403 5 років тому +3

    binge watching all of their videos and then they uploaded this one... im at a loss for words, omg this is great

  • @sharleneoong7410
    @sharleneoong7410 4 роки тому +3

    This is so true. All the celeb women have to answer every other question besides their work. When it’s a woman POC, it just extends to race and being a woman. Like what even

  • @nickieBurke
    @nickieBurke 4 роки тому +3

    4:22 i am being thrown into a blind rage currently and i know its just really good acting but jesus

  • @louisirvinelim
    @louisirvinelim 5 років тому +58

    We really need more Breaking News episode

    • @LILProductions
      @LILProductions 5 років тому

      I make breaking news videos...

    • @sol4925
      @sol4925 5 років тому

      They fired the dude that made them but he has the exact same show on another UA-cam channel called "some more news"

    • @louisirvinelim
      @louisirvinelim 5 років тому

      @@sol4925 wow what really..

    • @sol4925
      @sol4925 5 років тому

      @@louisirvinelim My bad! Mixed up collegehumor and Cracked!

  • @aronquemarr7434
    @aronquemarr7434 5 років тому +18

    That shirt Rekha's wearing at the end looks gorgeous.

    • @loguchennai
      @loguchennai 5 років тому +2

      because reika is gorgeous

  • @reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemastere1004
    @reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemastere1004 5 років тому +14

    *It was green and it looks spicy* -Tommy

  • @niac9568
    @niac9568 5 років тому +6

    “It was green, and it looked spicy.”
    Why am I, as a woman of color, in tears ?!

  • @agonleed3841
    @agonleed3841 5 років тому +34

    This was awesome. I did wonder if women get tired of having to be so serious.
    Great skits you guys.
    I would love to see the actual movie made on this. I bet it'd be about the adversity she faced while trying to open her business with the great ideas. Lmao

  • @liltiger3
    @liltiger3 5 років тому +2

    Brennan's "No" at 0:59 kills me every time.

  • @LDRLegend
    @LDRLegend 5 років тому +8

    I agree I'm tired of hearing people talk about how hard it is for a person who is (insert identity here) to succeed.

    • @xKingx16
      @xKingx16 5 років тому +1

      Yea,most of you are like that.

    • @LDRLegend
      @LDRLegend 5 років тому

      @@xKingx16 "most of you"? What do you mean by that

  • @TheMuse331
    @TheMuse331 2 роки тому +1

    Honestly one of CH's best sketches. The premise, line delivery and underlying message are all genius!

  • @KennyMatthewsMonster
    @KennyMatthewsMonster 5 років тому +3

    As both the top comments reference, "I'll take a stab at it" was the absolute highlight

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 4 роки тому +3

    They forgot to ask about her beauty and diet routines

  • @Jokkkkke
    @Jokkkkke 5 років тому +16

    Some seriously soft ball questions. I mean what about the unfair labor practices against the Colombian cocoa farmers who sustain their industry? Very disappointed in the state of modern journalism

    • @femmijane4017
      @femmijane4017 5 років тому +2

      The Revolution You should check out Tony Chocolony’s chocolate. Their entire business is free trade and based around acknowledging the fact that chocolate workers embody modern day slavery. It’s very nice and they make sure to fund all their workers/employees.

    • @femmijane4017
      @femmijane4017 5 років тому +1

      Also this is a skit. You’re taking it way to seriously.

    • @SuviTuuliAllan
      @SuviTuuliAllan 5 років тому

      @@femmijane4017 r u a lib?

    • @femmijane4017
      @femmijane4017 5 років тому +1

      Suvi-Tuuli Allan Nah man, I just like eating chocolate without strings attached

    • @SuviTuuliAllan
      @SuviTuuliAllan 5 років тому

      @@femmijane4017 Under late capitalism, all the strings are attached. Eat the puppetmasters!

  • @mysteryshmystery
    @mysteryshmystery 5 років тому +2

    I love this skit. Especially the small jokes like "I'll take a stab at it." Or "Cause I'm not gonna help them."

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +28

    I can't stop laughing 😂. This is truly hilarious..... And I say that as a black woman 😶👸✊.

  • @Shady_Fungus
    @Shady_Fungus 2 роки тому +1

    Maaaaaan that reaction @3:35! WOOOOOOOOOOOW! 🤣😂🤣

  • @powersurge360
    @powersurge360 5 років тому +18

    Why didn't anyone ask Peppermint Larry about his weird Candy Wife?

    • @robertbogan225
      @robertbogan225 5 років тому +1

      She is terrifying thats why.
      The joke is its like having a wife you made from cut off parts of dead women.

    • @TheMotherofBirds
      @TheMotherofBirds 5 років тому +1

      @@robertbogan225 😨😨😨😨 Oh GOD!

  • @knightofnight842
    @knightofnight842 5 років тому +1

    Hmm, Jilly Jonka? There's gotta be a candy reference to that name somewhere... Is it a spin on Jolly Rancher?

    • @RedZeshinX
      @RedZeshinX 5 років тому

      Yours is the first comment here to make me lol ha Jolly Rancher

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc11 5 років тому +15

    I want some 'Spring of Eternal Life' peanut butter snack! Gimme Gimme Gimme

  • @larisagreway794
    @larisagreway794 5 років тому +1

    All of the comments are quotes from the video. Literally every single line is the most amazing quote. Great job, College Humor.

  • @el6700
    @el6700 4 роки тому +3

    Buzzfeed: *I DONT SEE ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS*

  • @juniper5220
    @juniper5220 5 років тому +1

    This skit was everything!! Such a relevant topic to speak about.

  • @basedblackbeard4456
    @basedblackbeard4456 5 років тому +11

    Wait, her factory is run by chocolate dogs?
    *Is that legal?*

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke 5 років тому +1

    I love this so much. I rarely watch celebrity interviews, but when I do, I almost always ignore ones towards women and such. Once I start hearing "as an x", I tune it out.

  • @alexandrebeaudry8377
    @alexandrebeaudry8377 5 років тому +4

    I've always dream of working in a box factory. There would be no more war around the world if everyone had a box.

  • @MagicTurtle643
    @MagicTurtle643 5 років тому +1

    What a genius way to frame the concept of this sketch hahah. Chocolatiers wow. I loved this.

  • @cumulus1869
    @cumulus1869 5 років тому +22

    Start asking men what it's like being men.

    • @Mysterialic
      @Mysterialic 5 років тому +7

      "What does it like being born criminally immoral and inherently evil?"

    • @psl6145
      @psl6145 5 років тому +1

      @@Mysterialic OUCH

    • @oscarwilde9581
      @oscarwilde9581 5 років тому

      "Oh, uh, I dunno. I guess just regular."

    • @Gloobster1350
      @Gloobster1350 5 років тому +1

      Syafiq Razip yikes

    • @connorp3030
      @connorp3030 5 років тому +1

      Syafiq Razip found the sexist

  • @allen8376
    @allen8376 4 роки тому +1

    4:06
    Ah, I see that they have probably read the sequel to Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  • @marcallan9069
    @marcallan9069 5 років тому +4

    I didn’t know Jean-Paul Sartre got his eye fixed.

  • @NyscanRohid
    @NyscanRohid 5 років тому +1

    Brennan's wooooow.

  • @mgonza1350
    @mgonza1350 5 років тому +3

    2:22 "I'll take a stab at it" Lmao

  • @apineapple9471
    @apineapple9471 3 роки тому +1

    I have yet to see anyone talk about the absolute look Jilly Jonka has on.

  • @cavaleriedesmarresetdesguetres
    @cavaleriedesmarresetdesguetres 5 років тому +4

    I really like Rekha's sketches
    You go girl !

  • @AvitalShtap
    @AvitalShtap 4 роки тому +1

    oh and WHO ARE YOU WEARING?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • @CJBurkey
    @CJBurkey 5 років тому +5

    "I don't want to answer as a woman of color!"
    "Well I'll take a stab at it"

  • @angusmarch1066
    @angusmarch1066 3 роки тому +1

    "Youre not gonna ask me a fun question too?"
    *"No."*

  • @---cv1dj
    @---cv1dj 5 років тому +33

    Half the comments are restating jokes and making their own jokes. The other half are mad at people like Brie Larson. I have to wonder if that second half didn't get that the problem isn't that we have diversity itself or the people who do want to talk about diversity but that everyone assumes it is only diversity getting them there. No one cares about anything else but the diversity part whether they're for or against it, and that's the real problem.

    • @dwobwinkle7077
      @dwobwinkle7077 5 років тому +9

      wat. That's...not why people don't like Brie Larson. PEOPLE have been okay with women leading movies for ages. Resident Evil. Underworld. Alien. Buffy. Yes, I grew up loving horror/supernatural XD. It's been Hollywood, not America, who've been gatekeepers with the (wrong) belief that America isn't pro-women-who-kick-ass. People aren't mad at Diversity. You don't see outrage at Black Lightning or Wonder Woman. People don't like Brie Larson because she acts as though she's paving the way on a road that's already built. She imagines affronts and lies. She just lied about doing all her own stunts when there are tons of publicly available pictures of her stunt double. When Chris Hemsworth, who HAD to know she was lying, went along with it and asks if she's trying to be the next Tom Cruise (a huge fucking compliment), she gets OFFENDED that he would dare compare her to a highly respected actor known for doing his own stunts. Most people are honored when compared to the people who have come before them, but she takes it as a slight that you would dare.
      But yes. Continue to push that anybody who doesn't like this arrogant, self-righteous woman is just sexist and hates diversity. Because that's all people care about. Being for or against diversity

    • @---cv1dj
      @---cv1dj 5 років тому +7

      @@dwobwinkle7077 Dude I used Brie Larson as an example because there was way more outrage against her for saying that Captain Marvel wasn't made from men than anything else. Honestly it's the only thing I even see about her 90% of the time. And that's not from a lack of trying to find information about her and actors and actresses like her. Not to mention people were absolutely hating Wonder Woman when it came out and boycotting it. They did the same thing with Black Panther. Maybe I'm blind to the fact that these people all have a legitimate reason to be upset with the people in these films and that the many reviews and comments I read that boil down to "I'm not going to be supporting -insert studio here- because they're FORCING DIVERSITY" are all outliers. It's not that bigotry exists at all, it's just all manufactured and pointing out any existence of that bigotry gets utterly dismissed because "tHaT pErSoN dEsErVeD iT"

    • @mrchaos239
      @mrchaos239 5 років тому

      I’m sorry, I’m a writer and honestly I can’t tell who you’re mad at. Look it’s never gonna be good enough for these people.

    • @mrchaos239
      @mrchaos239 5 років тому

      Dennis B. Look, no matter what, these people are going to turn everything into a diversity marathon ( by which only the most diverse can win; e.g. a black, trans, non binary, lesbian, Palestinian, sex worker, who cares about EqUalItY) , but GOD FORBID you say someone got the job even though THEY AREN’T a black, trans, non binary, lesbian, Palestinian, sex worker, who cares about EqUalItY! WhAT aBouT DiVeRsITy?! Look , if we’re going to live in a world where guys and girls are on the same footing, where white people get a job just because their white and the job has a non-diversity quota to meet.

    • @UFOboy
      @UFOboy 5 років тому +8

      @@dwobwinkle7077 I don't understand why people cling to that moment and twist it.
      A: In dozens of interviews she thanked her stunt double by name.
      B: She didn't say she did all her stunts. She just said she did the stunts cuz she didn't know she could just swap out on a whim.
      C: She was smiling at the tom Cruse comment and both of them laughed afterwards.
      Yet people take it as if there is extra venom and add new context. It's not the only thing that it happens with her. People keep doing it to her conversations. Everything that could be taken bad, they do. Its weirdly hypersensitive
      But also... He was just using her as an example. Not defending her or anything in that comment. He was just lamenting people bitching about diversity advocates when the video isn't even about diversity advocates. It's about people being treated like they are advocates because of their diversity.

  • @MusicaNota
    @MusicaNota 5 років тому

    I love Rekha's acting in this skit! Every time she talks about her factory it's just magical!

  • @bibletwink666
    @bibletwink666 5 років тому +7

    A candy bar in the year 1920 approximately cost 4 cents.

    • @silverdeathgamer2907
      @silverdeathgamer2907 5 років тому

      How much after inflation is adjusted for?

    • @bibletwink666
      @bibletwink666 5 років тому

      @@silverdeathgamer2907 about 51cents. But I think the monthly cost isn't meant to be adjusted.

    • @silverdeathgamer2907
      @silverdeathgamer2907 5 років тому

      @@bibletwink666 It is not really comparable otherwise.

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 5 років тому

      Tommy Melty: Today some chocolate bars cost 400 cents

  • @truestrepairman6988
    @truestrepairman6988 4 роки тому +1

    "If you won't help the little children, who will help them? Because I'm not gonna help them."

  • @Nerom99
    @Nerom99 5 років тому +6

    Tommy was great. He really is a card.

  • @Tattybirch96
    @Tattybirch96 5 років тому

    I'm wanting to see some sort of sketch where they get to re use their favorite costumes. Seeing stuff like the jilly jonka costume makes me want to see more.

  • @yankeefederer1994
    @yankeefederer1994 5 років тому +11

    Eh, but what if no one asked these questions? I have half a feeling that someone would say it's wrong not to shed light on the road she had to travel. So... either way, you can't win.

  • @hobypop
    @hobypop Рік тому

    This is probably your best sketche ever. Very smart, very deep, very funny 👏👍🏻

  • @docholliday9058
    @docholliday9058 5 років тому +19

    Huh, oddly enough, this sketch is actually what being _progressive_ should be. While most of the time it appears to be what the sketch is about.

  • @joshtheintrovert7928
    @joshtheintrovert7928 5 років тому +1

    The way Grant stuck his tung out during the yawn at 3:55 was my favorite.