You missed the big one: If you're on a multiplayer server... fill in your creeper holes! Everyone gets blasted once in a while, and when you do, take some dirt and fill in the crater so you're not leaving a bunch of potholes everywhere you go.
Minihulk462 I also did the same however lava was always in the game (remember when in lava your screen would get some red filter that affected half your screen?) but caves weren’t in the game yet meaning that lava was only found coming out like a waterfall on the side of mountains
I actually made a diamond hoe once cuz i was making a massive farm in survival that was over 2000 blocks... and seeing how the diamond tools have roughly 1,500 uses... i felt it was justified.
@Dana A-N hahaha have the same bow lol made my friend the same one but he has the curse on it but not to bad make a bad above a lake so all sorted haha
i would build an enderman farm on survival.. which would take a year... instead of fishing... you have to kill me if you want me to fish... at the beginning i didnt know you can fish. i thought this is only for pigs to lure them with carrots...
i tend to keep stone tools on hand for the lesser task like farming or harvesting low level materials. leave the good stuff for the things that matter.
Me: accidentally hits villager trying to SLEEP before anything spawns Iron golem: I know where you are. I’ll be waiting by your door. NOBODY HURTS A VILLAGER ON MY WATCH
Actually with the right enchantments fishing is rather helpful. I have retrieved enchanted books, saddles, enchanted bows and other fishing poles from fishing. That and I actually find it relaxing, especially if you bring a jukebox and a couple of your fave discs (not disc 11 obviously) to listen to whilst doing so.
@@GSS126 Why are all the people giving credit to Pewds for reviving the game? It was popular even 3 months earlier, when people were making memes about it.
Phantastic i am playing survival in that biome were wolves spawn.. but there was a lack of food and wheat would grow that quick. so fishing is really good because i got 4 saddles. some enchants books. nametags.. enchant items from it and also 2 good bows i emurged together to a bow with infinity 1 power 5 unbreaking 3
once i made a wooden house it took me two weeks to make it.. how ever i decide to built a chimney well at the end of the day i burnt the whole house down..
Kisal Amarasinghe I know that feel. I used wood as my main theme on my base and when I built a chicken farm, the next thing I know, is that the base is on fire.
Kisal Amarasinghe I tried making a camp site in the forest. I was making a bonfire and the next thing I know when I come back on my world, the whole forest is burning ;-;
He is trying to do that effect idk whats called but make people go watch it like mcdonalds many years ago adding mcdonalds for miliseconds making people hungry idk why that happens but thats human brain
Yeah, kinda. But still not 1x1, that's dumb nevertheless. If I play singleplayer (on most servers digging straight down is forbidden) I always dig down 2x1, it's just... so much easier!
It was from “Hermitcraft 4: Episode 143 - THE ANTI-PRANKS!”, part of the Christmas tree deleting timelapse. Fraps occasionally bugged on episodes during this time, splicing a frame from the wrong episode sometimes. He later switched to OBS though, so that doesn’t happen now.
Mumbo! I agree with you on all of these except one. 1.) Floating trees are so annoying. They make me so angry when I see them. 2.) I don't get the point of killing villagers. Like you said, they could be useful, yet some people still do it. 3.) My friend always holds flint and steel, and I tell him not to. 4.) Pillars look ugly. 5.) Diamond blocks are a terrible building material. 6.) I hate going onto a multiplayer server and claiming a great area for a base, and then someone comes along and makes a claim right next to me. 7.) I always yell at my friend not to break spawners. 8.) Why do people even play on Moody brightness?! 9.) Who would kill all the animals in a farm?! 10.) Block houses look terrible. The only exception is if it's your first night and you need a place to stay. 11.) I hate when people take credit for anything that I do. The only exception is fishing. I really think that fishing is good. If you have a good rod you can find some good items. One time, I found a Power V, Mending I, Punch II bow while fishing. I also found a Sharpness V book.
how sad is it that my first ever time playing Minecraft, (back in 2012 on pocket edition lite) that my first ever house was a T-shape and made of diamond blocks?? even sadder is that I’m way too late on this video lmao
Lmao my first Minecraft world I was on my best friends Xbox 360 and it built two structures. One entirely from diamond blocks, and another entirely from Gold blocks. We blew them up soon after.
villagers =/= wandering traders, wandering traders are absolute garbage, they spawn *everywhere* and they don't even have any sort of trades you could care about
YES! Floaters! The bane of my existence! It pains me seeing the random floating tree tops; my reaction every single time goes: "Oh wait what why is that tr..... NOOO! FLOATER! WHO DID THIS! WHY!"
i will leave marker points of a couple blocks high but that is the extent of random pillar structures that i will leave, even then they have a path finding purpose.
Sean Rea exactly. Pillars built for a purpose are fine. Bonus points if you decorate them. But just leaving ANY scaffolding out of laziness is an annoying eyesore.
2017 Mumbo: "Don't waste your diamonds on a hoe" 2020 Mumbo: "Uses diamond hoes to collect apples" (I know this video is posted before the aquatic update or the nether update but it's just a joke)
0:07 “Minecraft is a game where it doesn’t have a tutorial level” Xbox One/360: “am I a joke to you?” PlayStation 3/4: “am I a joke to you?” Wii U/ Nintendo switch: “am I a joke to you?”
@@Wysterian not exactly. There is a set Tutorial world that gets updated with each update with any new items. The only "handholding" there is in this world is right at the start, where it shows you the basics of crafting, and building. In this world it will tell you what most things do (say a furnace will smelt items) as you find them and use them. Or you can just go into a regular world and start off completely blind.
you do! try this ( if u r patient) go fishing, and every time you get a bite, just leave it. on the 10th bite, reel it in, and you will get a diamond! I am not sure which versions this works in, though.
The Hood Twins I like fishing too. I usually build all my houses right beside a lake or sea. then I build a balcony on the second floor. And then I can stand on the balcony while fishing! It’s really smart because I don’t even need to leave my house to get food! So if a creeper is right outside my front door I don’t need to starve to death xD
Yea. Most people will say "JUST KILL THE CREEPER" but not me. I suck at killing creepers, they always explode in front of me instead of me actually killing it. So yea, I'm like a noob.
Yup, food is good, it's a way to get stronger fishing rods for easy enchanting, and once you get something like Lure III Luck Of The Sea III Mending, you can farm for some neat materials at a reasonable rate. Rare items like Nautilus Shells are rather hard to obtain otherwise, only dropping from Drowned. If, like me, you think trident-wielding Drowned are water terrors that drain your shield and leave you in an absolute madman chaos of tridents lying around, you may want to use this option of farming for them instead. Honestly though I wish these shells were a bit more common. I'd have an easier time building a conduit if the recipe was reversed and needed eight hearts of the sea around a single blooming shell. Also the easiest way to get pufferfish, which you'll definitely need if you want to properly do stuff under water without harvesting turtles or going around looking for the right enchantment. Potions of Water Breathing are just much more desirable to me.
So I’m a 30 year old who didn’t play Minecraft until about 6 months ago because my partner’s daughter wanted to play while she was spending a month at my place. So I bought her the ps4 version of the game, and now her father and I cannot get enough of it. It’s ridiculously addicting! I feel like Zelda OOT, Witcher 2 & 3 and the sims merged into one game.
I was mining gravel looking for flints and was killed so fast, I don't even know whet killed me, I didn't get a chance to read the message. What could've killed me doing that?
Steven Tsakiris Low brightness can be practical if you want some extra atmosphere in your game, it can even add a bit of challange. You're not wrong, high brightness is more practical and it is preferable when you're just trying to grind and stuff.
I paused the video and made my way into the comments as soon as he said "don't use moody" to see if someone was going to comment on how stupid that is and here you are... you are a good person.
the idea of playing a survival game with super human vision doesn't appeal to some people, i think its very preference based but i think having torches in your inventory holds more purpose if you have a reason OTHER than stopping mobs from spawning. it just feels unnatural to some. now i'm not saying that its the right way to play as it varies from player to player but its definitely a valid way to play and one that people should not be against.
I never kill villagers or grief villages. Sometimes I even build my own village-style bases or just modify the pre-made villager's house, or build a few more iron golems to just protect the village.
fishing is useful because you have the chance of getting saddles or name tags in a short span of time rather then stumbling upon a rare temple and just so happen t find them
really ? saddles ? that's what you're looking for ? i got 20 of them in 10min and kept them "just in case" and since i've burned and thrown hundreds of them.
now i got a sorting machine that destroys automatically everything but enchanted books, saddles and leather boots. you can't sort the last 2 and i just need the books among all the things you get while fishing.
mumbo : its more than likely that you're gonna fall into lava when you're digging straight down mumbo, three seconds later : theres only an 8% chance of falling into lava
Once I built a 'mansion' out of diamonds blocks with a quartz roof, iron doors and gold chestplates. I was very proud of this house when I finished it. Now I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt, because I was seven at the time. My amazing sister was very supportive and lied to my face when I asked her if she liked it. She at the time, already watched Grian (and maybe Mumbo, I don't completely remember). My sister told me Grian thought you shouldn't build houses this way, but *she* thought it looked amazing. One day I lost the world it was on amd was very sad I lost that mansion. My dear sister was sad with/for me. I told her it was ok, and that I'll just build it again, since "it was too narrow anyway" I never ended up building that ugly 'mansion' ever again.
Fishing is so underrated! In general, you can get *good* enchantment books(like fortune III, infinity, silk touch, etc), bows with super good enchantments(like power IV, fire aspect, all that stuff), and more miscellaneous loot! You start off with a normal fishing rod, but you can actually fish for better fishing rods, and eventually make your way to a mending, lure III, and luck of the sea III fishing rod, which helps you get more/better things. Fishing is so helpful. It’s my main source of enchantment.
You're right, there are enchants really good ones that you can only get from fishing or a trade with a village like mending as you said and Frost Walker as well.
my friend had his redstone builds stolen like this by someone who made over $2m off his build. my friend then sued the person for all of it and settled on 1.5m. the kid is now in jail for not paying what he owed. seriously, dont do it man
I'm pretty sure that Nationwide has clauses against insuring Acts of Stupid. State Farm, on the other hand (if the commercials are any indication)... "Crap - I just mined into a lava lake! What's their jingle again?!"
5:35 "don't build too close to people"
I once lived in the wall of a friend's house
Smiley was that a reference to Grian on Evo?
Anne Frank is that you?
how did that turn out for you?
A friend in a multiplayer world just put a bed in the top of my house and he just live ther i mind he don't have nothing
I made a room inside their mine before
the top 3 real unwritten rules of Minecraft:
1.
2.
3.
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice
Nice.
9:56
Everybody gangsta until Mumbo learns where they live
I can see the nuked meme in my head
🤣
the best meme comment goes to... this person!
8:05 Can we take a moment to appreciate JUST HOW MUCH fishing loot was improved since this video was made?
I got a mending bow and a power 4 bow, in like 30 minutes of fishing once, it's awesomr
Thank you so much! I was just about to say the same thing
Yah it's op
A diamond block house actually looks dumber than a dirt house
Dirt houses are normal in Minecraft. We've all built them.
Freaking diamond block houses are not. What the Hades.
Yes
I agree
Yes lol
Diamond houses = griefers incoming.
and by griefers i mean poor people = all of us
“I know where you live” 😂😂 great outro
lol
xDDDDD i was on the ground when he said that!
*ruining the 123 likes*
@@YourAverageShoe 125
The last thing you want to hear from Mumbo
Yo fishing is the most underrated thing in the game
So boring for me I can't do it.
Only if you make an automatic fishing farm....
I once spent 10 minutes just fishing lmao whoops
fishing is good.
it gives you enchanting books, tools, and food!
If you fish a lot, at least build an AFK Fish Farm.
Omg it feels so nostalgic to see pre 1.14 villagers
Same as the pigmans now...
Is it just me or does anyone else hate pre 1.14 villager?
Nostalgic but LAME seriously pre 1.14 villagers suck
@@Enter_channel_name there's just nothing special about them and the clothing are too basic unlike post 1.14 villager
@@nexus-kun3674 Ikr the 1.14 villagers are so much less broken
Don’t kill villagers
Trap them in a box
I usually trap the villager who accepts plants and farming stuff to get his gems
@@THEOFILO4 EMRALDS
proGamer292427 YT it’s emeralds
@@caydos7471 stupid typo
Don’t kill villagers
Basically kill them slowly
8:13
Or be pewdiepie and spawn it 20 blocks away from your house and not get a single scratch on anything
We thank the peepeepoopoo army for their sacrifice
peepeepooo
you've done well
I mean half the pigs died
@@LingLing-pn6xu a small price to pay for salvation
And the sad thing is that he wanted it to be destroyed
*"I know where you live"*
*Turns off laptop*
DOOOOOOO YOU
DOOOOOOOO YOU!
...UNDERSTAND?!
I dont have a laptop
@@WildRon is that a Jojo reference by any chance?
8:14 "being at least, a billion...blocks away from anything"
AntVenom: "my time has come"
Who would ever fish.
2019: Automatic fish farms
Makes sense because he doesn't want to actually spend time fishing...
Noooo he actually meant to fish where there is a no fish and a small lake
If You Are Lucky You Can Get Some
Insane Enchantments I Was Fishing In Minecraft And I Got A Enchantmebt
I fish in the jungle all the time and get enchanted things.
@@practicallyabannana4860 no he didn't
You missed the big one: If you're on a multiplayer server... fill in your creeper holes! Everyone gets blasted once in a while, and when you do, take some dirt and fill in the crater so you're not leaving a bunch of potholes everywhere you go.
if you own a multiplayer server, put the gamerule to Mobgriefing false so creeper won't blast your builds :D
It won't ever give you the same amount of dirt as it destroyed so you end up filling it halfway, I just can't be asked to go and find more dirt.
Yep
@@array5362
Maybe mine out some dirt from in the crater
Creepers don’t blow up blocks in my multiplayer server
"Minecraft doesn't have a tutorial level" -Mumbojumbo
*_well yes but actually no_*
Xbox 360 wants to know your location
PS3 WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION
PS3 wants to know how to be a not shitty console
PS4 wants to die
@@Z3R0Steam Xbox 360 wants to know how the PS3 sold 3.4 million more untis
Mumbo: don’t mine straight down, Speedrunners: well yes but actually no
4:54
Me: I'm in single player! No one will break my house.
Enderman: Hold my beer.
Ill make your joke better
Me:I'm in single player! No one will break my house
Enderman: im about to end this mans whole carrer
What about a better one?
Me:l’m in single player! No one will break my house
Enderman: are you sure about that?
enderman: hold my block
A better one
Me:Im in single player! No one will break my house !
Creeper:Hold my gunpowder
Oh I thought it was creepers that blew my first house up. I still have so much to learn. I keep making silly mistakes like that.
The tool-tips at the start up of the game occasionally say "Don't dig down!"
Almost as if it were some kind of ... written law.
Liur it also say don’t leave trees floating
Buena dias molebo
69 likes... NICE
They also say 'dont make trees float'... :0
I love how the nether gravel rule is just called “AAAAHHHHHHHHHH” lmao
North Wynd33 Lol
I mean that’s how most people first experience it, and that’s how I definitely first experience it! XD
2:39 the flash of a building then lol
Wse
When Mumbo said don't fish, I felt personally attacked 😂
cats hate him
same but its old
lol
Dogs are the best, I agree with ur name xD
when Minecraft still beta only pigs and fish that we can eat so we don't have choices
"Don't fish"
My AFK fish farm full of free enchantment books would like to argue with you
It's a 3 y/o video.
You can, they just take up a bit more space.
Krista Elliott you can, put a note block setup at an ocean
Lol, don’t think mumbo likes Afk fish farms either
1.16? They don’t work now do they?
I remembered how I used to always dig down in Minecraft Pocket Edition as lava was still not implemented to the game
Minihulk462 that would be a nice idea
I did it too, but it was before they added caves
You Man 34 No, I meant on Pocket Edition. There was a time before they added caves into it.
@@GB_B they didn't have caves in pocket edition for a couple years
Minihulk462 I also did the same however lava was always in the game (remember when in lava your screen would get some red filter that affected half your screen?) but caves weren’t in the game yet meaning that lava was only found coming out like a waterfall on the side of mountains
Small brain people: *build diamond block house*
Me, big brain:
Builds jukebox mansion
Alex Olalde the best part is jukeboxes are made of diamonds!
I have built a musical telepoter and so has my cousin he got it on vid 3 years ago
Or build a house out of concrete
@@godsfleapowder why what's wrong with that ??
Me, Galaxy Brain:
*DRAGON EGG VILLAGE*
"don't build too close to people"
Hermitcraft 6 buildoff: oh?
Uhhhh...
On MCPE one of the loading texts is "DONT LEAVE TREES FLOATING"
I saw that one once lol
It's also on java edition
So people actually read the loading texts...
It is on xbox too
*Splash Text
Also, there’s Leads can be used on boats, Do people even read these, and stuff like thata
lesson learned; never waste diamonds on hoes!
Rick Sanchez Hahaha good advice
Rick Sanchez lol dying 😁
Still remember Mumbo saying "Pick up your boats and hoes" and those hoes are diamonds
LMAO IM DEAD
I actually made a diamond hoe once cuz i was making a massive farm in survival that was over 2000 blocks... and seeing how the diamond tools have roughly 1,500 uses... i felt it was justified.
I started digging straight down when I found out I always got lucky
I got banned for x-ray....
Lool that's hilarious. I always dig straight downish
@@areebmasoodi8932 digging straight down is not nearly as bad as people say, also you can always hear lava so yeah
@@eminescu253 yeah. I keep my subtitles on for that reason. So even if I can't hear it, i can read "Lava pops"
digging a two wide hole instead of a one wide one also negates most of the problems
@@heyheyitsjae2475 That is exactly what i was thinking about
Mumbo: "dont waste you're time on fishing"
my Lure III Luck of the sea III unbreaking III and Mending fishing rod that got me a sharpness IV sword: 😒
Wew i just got a fire aspect 2 on my old world
I got a mending book
Villager trading is better.
When u realized that this video is old
lol
@Dana A-N hahaha have the same bow lol made my friend the same one but he has the curse on it but not to bad make a bad above a lake so all sorted haha
I disagree with fishing being bad. In survival its one if the best ways to get items and exp
i would build an enderman farm on survival.. which would take a year... instead of fishing... you have to kill me if you want me to fish... at the beginning i didnt know you can fish. i thought this is only for pigs to lure them with carrots...
@@Knightfire66 Build a fishing machine and go AFK. That's how I fish.
Yeah I have to agree with you, there's been two times where I've gone fishing quite early in the game and I got a Trident from fishing.
@@Knightfire66 how do you build an enderman farm? Pls gotta know
same
Totally agree on UFO trees.
Welsknight Gaming I saw your video on Iskall exposed, are you looking for stuff to put on your "Mumbo is not a spoon" video? ;)
Welsknight Gaming ikr I was thinking the same thing! Alien tree invasion!!!
Welsknight Gaming ikr I was thinking the same thing! Alien tree invasion!!!
Welsknight Gaming ikr I was thinking the same thing! Alien tree invasion!!!
Hello there !!
"It can go south pretty quickly" whilst talking about the dangers of digging directly down. I see what you did there. 😎
Kimmehame Haaa
Thanks
Normie emoji
but if you dig down at the south pole then you're going north
oh
As probably already clear by some of the comments: down does not equal south.
Real OG console players remember tutorial on 360 where they did help and tell you some rules
On normal Bedrock is now too
Ye i play on ps4
shit i remember that
I sometimes go back to my xbox 360 just to play it. Its honestly so fun.
I loved the tutorial village!
Ah good ol' efficiency V, unbreaking III, silk touch, mending, fortune III, fire blasting aspect II, whatever pickaxe
GMD Demonshark *burns everything* sorry were u using this? *pickaxe is used for a double roaster for chicken*
I've been messing around on the enchanting table for a long time and I can't get fire blasting aspect on my pickaxe.
Lol
Ayup
IKR
9:09 Grian would be proud
True
Now that he plays hermitcraft...yeah,his survival skills are on this level...
? Why it's a basic thing to know even if Mumbo doesn't know how to build it doesn't mean he doesn't know what looks right 😋
I Am GROOT LoL 😂
LOL
8:22 *Mumbo:* _Don’t Spawn Withers near Everything!_
*Pewdiepie:* _Makes a Wither within 50 Blocks away of his house_
*Mumbo: Wait That’s illegal*
Because he has the army of pee pee poo poos
@Zeno Sama *But they healed him!*
@James Weatherly I know, I’m just joking to what Pewds said
dude not 50 but 24
@Ultra Instinct *within 50 blocks*
"Doesn't really have a tutorial level"
**screams in console legacy edition**
1:42 my exact thoughts when I see any of Mumbo's Redstone builds
Lol
what on earth is going on here?
Dogs are the best I have seen ur comments on like 1000000 comments lol
@@mrllamallama2823 i hate potato (that is a joke)
@@mrllamallama2823 lmaooooo
"Don't waste your diamonds on hoes" - Mumbo Jumbo 2017.
XD
i tend to keep stone tools on hand for the lesser task like farming or harvesting low level materials. leave the good stuff for the things that matter.
Fikus Fikuss Omg XD
+Sean Rea he didn't mean hoes as in the farming tool, he meant hoes as in prostitutes
Yjiokhi 447 immature kids
Me: accidentally hits villager trying to SLEEP before anything spawns
Iron golem: I know where you are. I’ll be waiting by your door. NOBODY HURTS A VILLAGER ON MY WATCH
Well well, caught in the act and no gold to pay your fine
Well it happens to me with lvl 27. After I came back to get thing and exp but I got only 7 exp. Man its so hard to lvl up😅
He knows where you live
@@johnlopez7060 yeah when you die max levels you can get back is 7
Actually with the right enchantments fishing is rather helpful. I have retrieved enchanted books, saddles, enchanted bows and other fishing poles from fishing. That and I actually find it relaxing, especially if you bring a jukebox and a couple of your fave discs (not disc 11 obviously) to listen to whilst doing so.
What if disc 11 is my favorite?
@@Iazibones then listen away!!
Me:Wtf fishing is amazing
*Looks at the date* WTF THIS IS FROM 2017?!? WHY ARE ALL THE COMMENTS RECENT
@@GSS126 >rennisance
@@smo-king6504 thank you
@@GSS126 always glad to help out
@@GSS126 Why are all the people giving credit to Pewds for reviving the game? It was popular even 3 months earlier, when people were making memes about it.
The update
3 years ago my friend spawned the wither in the middle of our town
oof big oof i have been there
except it was me not my brother surprisingly
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Watch 2:39 with speed 0.25x
Did anyone notice it?
You have to wait and pause exactly on the screen
Can you send a screenshot of it? I can't stop the vid on that frame. It just continues/I get wrong timing
Yeah there is a big Christmas "tree" made of various blocks. I have no idea why Mumbo put it there
@@coel3572 Use comma and period keys to do frame by frame
@@nathanielsaxe3049 thanks!
Saw it
“Another thing you need to be wary of in the nether regions”. Am I dirty minded or is there something wrong here
Fishing is fun, you can get not only food but enchantments and stuff
yes fishing is a better option since mending has came along
Phantastic i am playing survival in that biome were wolves spawn.. but there was a lack of food and wheat would grow that quick. so fishing is really good because i got 4 saddles. some enchants books. nametags.. enchant items from it and also 2 good bows i emurged together to a bow with infinity 1 power 5 unbreaking 3
Phantastic yes you are 100% correct about fishing in minecraft
Phantastic and also a good source of enchantment books and enchanted bows
Phantastic And TNTs too
*I K N O W W H E R E Y O U L I V E*
Anyway I hope you guys enjoyed the video
100 to 0
Oh no!
Well where am i
U
9:55
Jumbo: 9:55
Me: well where am i
2:24 I’m not necessarily saying you should ‘nether’ do this...
Sorry thought I was funny for a second
Ok just ‘nether’ make a joke like this again
@@hazzabomb707 Nice xd
@@hazzabomb707 'nether' of you are funny.
STOP! you have violated the law.
ha...…….. ha....……………. ha...………….
Mumbo:I know were you live!
Me: *moves houses*
Also me: he’ll never find me
once i made a wooden house it took me two weeks to make it.. how ever i decide to built a chimney well at the end of the day i burnt the whole house down..
Kisal Amarasinghe I know that feel. I used wood as my main theme on my base and when I built a chicken farm, the next thing I know, is that the base is on fire.
Happened to me with my whole server
Kisal Amarasinghe I did that two
I did that with a lava garbage pit several years ago.
Kisal Amarasinghe I tried making a camp site in the forest. I was making a bonfire and the next thing I know when I come back on my world, the whole forest is burning ;-;
did anyone else see the big tower at 2:44. really weird.
I think it was a christmas tree.
ELA S.P.A.M I was looking for this comment😂
He is trying to do that effect idk whats called but make people go watch it like mcdonalds many years ago adding mcdonalds for miliseconds making people hungry idk why that happens but thats human brain
Yeah it a Christmas tree go to 0.25 speed and try to pause it at the right time
@@HKWA. Or just pause the video and use '.' and ','
A better title is "The rules of minecraft that everybody knows but disobeys anyway"
Russell Voss lol yes, like digging straight down, bruv I can't fucking play Minecraft without doing that 😯😅
Yeah, kinda. But still not 1x1, that's dumb nevertheless.
If I play singleplayer (on most servers digging straight down is forbidden) I always dig down 2x1, it's just... so much easier!
Russell Voss yeah I have done like 5 of these......and still plan on continuing
Worded Puppet Or just place water down and pick it up again before it gets out of range! duh...
#everheardofterraria
Manicmariofan OOOOOH That makes so much sense!!
I played Terraria, why did I never come up with that?!
Did anyone else pause the video at the exact spot when his screen flashes in the nether and it shows some weird Christmas tree or something
It was from “Hermitcraft 4: Episode 143 - THE ANTI-PRANKS!”, part of the Christmas tree deleting timelapse. Fraps occasionally bugged on episodes during this time, splicing a frame from the wrong episode sometimes. He later switched to OBS though, so that doesn’t happen now.
@@3vorp Well said.
@@nrginsanity3368 ty
@@3vorp 👍
Is at 2:39 when he starts saying "of"
Mumbo! I agree with you on all of these except one.
1.) Floating trees are so annoying. They make me so angry when I see them.
2.) I don't get the point of killing villagers. Like you said, they could be useful, yet some people still do it.
3.) My friend always holds flint and steel, and I tell him not to.
4.) Pillars look ugly.
5.) Diamond blocks are a terrible building material.
6.) I hate going onto a multiplayer server and claiming a great area for a base, and then someone comes along and makes a claim right next to me.
7.) I always yell at my friend not to break spawners.
8.) Why do people even play on Moody brightness?!
9.) Who would kill all the animals in a farm?!
10.) Block houses look terrible. The only exception is if it's your first night and you need a place to stay.
11.) I hate when people take credit for anything that I do.
The only exception is fishing.
I really think that fishing is good. If you have a good rod you can find some good items.
One time, I found a Power V, Mending I, Punch II bow while fishing. I also found a Sharpness V book.
well mumbo does do afk fishing but i think hes mainly refering to just fishing normally
Yeah completely agree
I remember getting a Lure II fishing rod with my boring crafted fishing rod.
Agreed
Normal fishing is boring, but you can get crazy things like that only in AFK fishing
how sad is it that my first ever time playing Minecraft, (back in 2012 on pocket edition lite) that my first ever house was a T-shape and made of diamond blocks??
even sadder is that I’m way too late on this video lmao
Same
I'm with u
Lol same
Lmao my first Minecraft world I was on my best friends Xbox 360 and it built two structures. One entirely from diamond blocks, and another entirely from Gold blocks. We blew them up soon after.
H
Anyone else see Hermitcraft during the nether part?
MinorFirestar Official yes
MinorFirestar Official yep
MinorFirestar Official yes
right around 2:43
MinorFirestar Official was the crismas beam burning down
"Don't kill off villagers"
Says the guy who kills random wandering traders for FUN
Other than slimeballs and occasional saplings, their trades are terrible
villagers =/= wandering traders, wandering traders are absolute garbage, they spawn *everywhere* and they don't even have any sort of trades you could care about
wandering traders are garbage, villagers are actually good
Wandering traders are garbage
Lol
Mumbo: 8:17
Pewdiepie: no, I dont think i will
IKR
9:55 Mumbo jumbo's last words: "I know where you live, I hope you've enjoyed, I'll catch you on the next one"
"Last words"
Me: plays on survival, no one can break my house!!!
Mumbo: I know where you live
"Don't build your house as a block"
I play in single player exclusively. I'll build a shelter however I want, thank you.
I dig straight down and I found 4 diamonds
Oh my GOODNESS THX FOR 680 LIKES
Ricanick UA-cam lmao happened to me couple days ago 😂
Also today I dig down and found a mineshaft lol
Ricanick UA-cam Your profile describes your comment.
Dug*
@@powderabutt8160 *dig
Thats why you should dig down
Why would you have a pick axe with fortune and silk touch? The silk touch cancels out the fortune.
J Weihofen lol yes 😂
Ikr lmao.
J Weihofen right
Creeper Universe I know, fortune's fine but silk touch as well...... REALLY
fire blasting..
YES! Floaters! The bane of my existence! It pains me seeing the random floating tree tops; my reaction every single time goes: "Oh wait what why is that tr..... NOOO! FLOATER! WHO DID THIS! WHY!"
Oh Lord, just now seeing the "Pillar Leaver" as well... YES! So much pain from the random cobble/dirt pillars!
i will leave marker points of a couple blocks high but that is the extent of random pillar structures that i will leave, even then they have a path finding purpose.
KyleKraft that is entill u realize it was u xD
Sean Rea exactly. Pillars built for a purpose are fine. Bonus points if you decorate them. But just leaving ANY scaffolding out of laziness is an annoying eyesore.
Floaters loll
2017 Mumbo: "Don't waste your diamonds on a hoe"
2020 Mumbo: "Uses diamond hoes to collect apples"
(I know this video is posted before the aquatic update or the nether update but it's just a joke)
"There's no tutorial level"
Console Players: "Am i a joke to you?"
Yes, console players are a joke to us
new update
tutorial removed
play PS4
@@colinsheehan2063 also shut up
i am a console youtuber
JK you can see i am joking
There is no tutorial on console
@@colinsheehan2063 :(
0:07 “Minecraft is a game where it doesn’t have a tutorial level”
Xbox One/360: “am I a joke to you?”
PlayStation 3/4: “am I a joke to you?”
Wii U/ Nintendo switch: “am I a joke to you?”
Oh, so the console versions hold your hand for the first week? Wonderful.
@@Wysterian not exactly. There is a set Tutorial world that gets updated with each update with any new items. The only "handholding" there is in this world is right at the start, where it shows you the basics of crafting, and building. In this world it will tell you what most things do (say a furnace will smelt items) as you find them and use them.
Or you can just go into a regular world and start off completely blind.
@@Chrisadeth I see. Thanks for the explanation. I haven't seen much of the console version. So thats interesting to know.
TheCrispyFries Pocket Edition: **whistles and hides into the shadow**
i havd the ps3 edition i actually have every version except for switch
I only go fishing because i'm a potion brewer and I need pufferfish. Oh and for enchanted books, saddles and diamonds.
Sprinkles Donut You don't get diamonds from fishing I believe
you do! try this ( if u r patient)
go fishing, and every time you get a bite, just leave it. on the 10th bite, reel it in, and you will get a diamond! I am not sure which versions this works in, though.
Thnx ill try it
And name tags
Farm with a fishing farm.
mumbo 5:08 : it's... SCHTEWPID
elybeatmaker: it's... fReE rEaL eStAte
"i know where you live"
MUMBO!!!!
Yes, you are living on earth
LOL
Dragogirl10 he dont know where i live....
Lol
What on earth was he thinking?!
Only 31,000 people
I once found a diamond hoe in a woodland mansion
Diamondpen Gaming me too in a farm room
Diamondpen Gaming same
enchant it
Diamondpen Gaming same
Always lol
I like fishing in minecraft..
So that was the only rule I didn't agree with lol
The Hood Twins
I like fishing too. I usually build all my houses right beside a lake or sea. then I build a balcony on the second floor. And then I can stand on the balcony while fishing! It’s really smart because I don’t even need to leave my house to get food! So if a creeper is right outside my front door I don’t need to starve to death xD
Yea. Most people will say "JUST KILL THE CREEPER" but not me. I suck at killing creepers, they always explode in front of me instead of me actually killing it.
So yea, I'm like a noob.
Oml I thought I was alone
Yup, food is good, it's a way to get stronger fishing rods for easy enchanting, and once you get something like Lure III Luck Of The Sea III Mending, you can farm for some neat materials at a reasonable rate.
Rare items like Nautilus Shells are rather hard to obtain otherwise, only dropping from Drowned. If, like me, you think trident-wielding Drowned are water terrors that drain your shield and leave you in an absolute madman chaos of tridents lying around, you may want to use this option of farming for them instead.
Honestly though I wish these shells were a bit more common. I'd have an easier time building a conduit if the recipe was reversed and needed eight hearts of the sea around a single blooming shell.
Also the easiest way to get pufferfish, which you'll definitely need if you want to properly do stuff under water without harvesting turtles or going around looking for the right enchantment. Potions of Water Breathing are just much more desirable to me.
the only reason fishing is okay is for food and i also used it on a multiplayer server as a fish shop and it worked quite well
So I’m a 30 year old who didn’t play Minecraft until about 6 months ago because my partner’s daughter wanted to play while she was spending a month at my place. So I bought her the ps4 version of the game, and now her father and I cannot get enough of it. It’s ridiculously addicting! I feel like Zelda OOT, Witcher 2 & 3 and the sims merged into one game.
2:44 whats a burning tower have to do with gravel?
what on earth is that?
Petrol Key Planet, burning Drone Power Beam to be exact.
Yeah, the crap is that?
If you pause the video on the exact moment it is actually a Christmas’s tree and yells AAAAAHHHHHH in the top left corner..
I was mining gravel looking for flints and was killed so fast, I don't even know whet killed me, I didn't get a chance to read the message. What could've killed me doing that?
Don't use moody is the stupidest thing you said in this video. It can add so much atmosphere.
yea!
Steven Tsakiris Low brightness can be practical if you want some extra atmosphere in your game, it can even add a bit of challange. You're not wrong, high brightness is more practical and it is preferable when you're just trying to grind and stuff.
Steven Tsakiris, do you even play Minecraft?
I paused the video and made my way into the comments as soon as he said "don't use moody" to see if someone was going to comment on how stupid that is and here you are... you are a good person.
the idea of playing a survival game with super human vision doesn't appeal to some people, i think its very preference based but i think having torches in your inventory holds more purpose if you have a reason OTHER than stopping mobs from spawning. it just feels unnatural to some. now i'm not saying that its the right way to play as it varies from player to player but its definitely a valid way to play and one that people should not be against.
Mumbo: I know where you live
Me: mom we have to move again
Mom:Stolen minecraft redstone machines and telling they are yours again?
Don't be racist man
okido sapper Huh?
@@garrettkardashian can't you read? Don't be racist man
he wasn't being racist.
"Don't kill the villagers guys"
3:27~ traps villager in stone
Thats the best way to treat them
"Don't kill the nice guys"
But to look them up, in a cage of cobblestone is better... 😂
Marc Ebert Well.... apparently they dont need food or oxygen so..... yeah...
Lol😎😂
you cant spell lock that's what's funny to meh
Vanesa Vanesaite Can’t*
Get rekt son!
4:36 actaully i like to use these pillars as roadmarks....
Uranos 96 just deco them with stairs, it will look much better i promise
Uranos 96 I
same =D
i do too
Use coordinates?
Pickaxe is on low durability
Mumbo: "with it's MENDING or whatever.
Common mumbo, you know better than that
A SILK TOUCH FORTUNE III FIRE BLASTING ASPECT OR WHATEVER.
Doesn't mending use the experience gained to self-repair? Stones don't give you XP. Idk
@@poisonedread coal gives xp
@@mr.awesome5006 I was talking about regular stone, that you mine and it turns into cobblestone
@@aarkdel lol you are smarter than me 🙃🙃🙃😀😀😀
I never kill villagers or grief villages. Sometimes I even build my own village-style bases or just modify the pre-made villager's house, or build a few more iron golems to just protect the village.
Mumbo:I know where u live
Me: leaves the state I was living in
fishing is useful because you have the chance of getting saddles or name tags in a short span of time rather then stumbling upon a rare temple and just so happen t find them
really ? saddles ? that's what you're looking for ? i got 20 of them in 10min and kept them "just in case" and since i've burned and thrown hundreds of them.
I got three enchantment books from fishing.
now i got a sorting machine that destroys automatically everything but enchanted books, saddles and leather boots. you can't sort the last 2 and i just need the books among all the things you get while fishing.
9:56
Mumbo: I know where you live
Me: ...
Me: Oh that's wonderful! Now we can hang out! ;)
🍆
Orion Moreno 🏳️🌈
Yeah, someone will be hanging.
@@orionmoreno7250 Stop
Ruby _Fr0zE lol
mumbo : its more than likely that you're gonna fall into lava when you're digging straight down
mumbo, three seconds later : theres only an 8% chance of falling into lava
RE: 5:00 um... I *AM* that guy, the richest Hermit on the server.
Haha! I was thinking the exact same thing, but you get a pass because your house atleast has something OTHER than diamond blocks
Tinfoil Chef lol same
Tinfoil Chef - How many diamonds DO you have?
Just another UA-cam commenter My base in the Mesa "The Diamond" has 500 Diamond Blocks used in it's construction which works out to 4,500 diamonds.
Just another UA-cam commenter 64 blocks
My sister makes skyscraper tall block houses out of lapiz. And only makes 1 floor..... yea I hate it too.
black rose I like lapis!
I know where you live.
-Mumbo 2017
Jacob Hollis lol
I would have been even funnier if he also changed the "catch you in the next one" to "catch you next time"
Omg! Everyone get your passport he's onto us!!
oh dear o.o
LOL
Once I built a 'mansion' out of diamonds blocks with a quartz roof, iron doors and gold chestplates. I was very proud of this house when I finished it. Now I'm giving myself the benefit of the doubt, because I was seven at the time. My amazing sister was very supportive and lied to my face when I asked her if she liked it. She at the time, already watched Grian (and maybe Mumbo, I don't completely remember). My sister told me Grian thought you shouldn't build houses this way, but *she* thought it looked amazing. One day I lost the world it was on amd was very sad I lost that mansion. My dear sister was sad with/for me. I told her it was ok, and that I'll just build it again, since "it was too narrow anyway" I never ended up building that ugly 'mansion' ever again.
"minecraft is a game that doesn't really have a tutorial level"
minecraft console edition: wait, what did you say
Unfortunately, not with the newest edition. ;w;
If you pillar up, use sand...
Moonlight Girl's Channel on top of torch
Ya, or gravel
Dacian _23 ya!
Did that on a server and someone broke the block underneath and put a torch there...
super konijn98 Ikr they iritated me before...
So I killed them after
YOU AND GRIAN NEED TO COMBINE TO BUILD THE ULTIMATE REDSTONE HOUSE
Chance Luthringer yaaaaaaaaaaaasssssss
i guess Grian does the redstone and Mumbo does the building and decorating?
***** grian- redstone
mumbo- armor stands
sethbling- decoration
?
super jedi player you my friend, must be banned from UA-cam because your too stupid
super jedi player It's sethbling-building
mumbo:decorating
grian:redstone
jeb: giant toilets
herobrine: holes in the house
notch: dirt in the house
Oh cool back when Mumbo had an intro and a real outro xD
Fishing is so underrated!
In general, you can get *good* enchantment books(like fortune III, infinity, silk touch, etc), bows with super good enchantments(like power IV, fire aspect, all that stuff), and more miscellaneous loot! You start off with a normal fishing rod, but you can actually fish for better fishing rods, and eventually make your way to a mending, lure III, and luck of the sea III fishing rod, which helps you get more/better things. Fishing is so helpful. It’s my main source of enchantment.
Same as you. For me its the only way to get saddle.
Same as you. For me its the only way to get saddle.
Same as you. For me its the only way to get saddle
I have never gotten cool stuff from fishing and you can craft saddles and find them in dessert temples
when I started fishing, I literally found a better fishing rod
2:30 My GOD I had a heart attack-- I completely forgot he was in creative mode
Hahahaha
Lmao true xD
"Minecraft doesn't have a tutorial"
Minecraft Console Edition: *Am I a joke to you?*
I remember the classic MC console tutorial.
good times.
“There goes you efficiency 5 unbreaking 3 SILK TOUCH mending FORTUNE 3
there is nothing wrong with that
I got sooooo many mending items from fishing. Enchanted books, bows, fishing rods.
HUNVilly you are damn right 👍
You're right, there are enchants really good ones that you can only get from fishing or a trade with a village like mending as you said and Frost Walker as well.
HUNVilly you can also get name tags and saddles
"These guys sometimes have really good deals!" 3:23
Four emeralds for an iron helmet
Mumbo: "stop copying me... i know where you live... "
me :Ok nice come anytime
Marlon Merz XDD
Marlon Merz mumbo jumbo might be a stalker. If he knows where I live I am moving immediately.
TheFeatherofTheJay Minecraft- I WANT MUMBO TO COME TO MY HOUSE THOUGH! XD
Ender Gaming I wouldn't like it
my friend had his redstone builds stolen like this by someone who made over $2m off his build. my friend then sued the person for all of it and settled on 1.5m. the kid is now in jail for not paying what he owed. seriously, dont do it man
Mining strait down?
*Nationwide is on your side*
I'm pretty sure that Nationwide has clauses against insuring Acts of Stupid. State Farm, on the other hand (if the commercials are any indication)... "Crap - I just mined into a lava lake! What's their jingle again?!"
like a good neighbor, statefarm is there
we are farmers, bum bum bum
yeah...uh where do i sign up?
Have spelling issues nationwide is on your side
Forca Barçelona! Hehehehhahaahahahahahah
HAHA Jumbo is a idiot 😂
9:38 Damn Mumbo predicted Steveee 5 years early