ZOMBIE MRE -- Z-Ration Taste Test

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  • Опубліковано 21 лип 2024
  • We've got a big, shiny red bag today -- let's hope no zombies spill out of this MRE (Meal-Ready-to-Eat) First Strike Z-ration Menu 4, 24-hour ration. Big thanks to Ash for sending me this bad boy to make this episode possible. 🙏 New videos every Thursday and Saturday 8 pm EST.
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  • @rikuurufu5534
    @rikuurufu5534 5 років тому +2646

    Trail mix you say? I think you mean M&Ms with obstacles!

  • @collectingonthecheap56353
    @collectingonthecheap56353 5 років тому +4191

    That outer bag is so noisy. Let's hide from the zombies, be quiet. Let's eat. Oh crap, they heard us.

    • @prjndigo
      @prjndigo 5 років тому +179

      Friend of mine's phone "ringtone" is a heavy commercial can opener grinding away loudly at a gallon sized can of beans.

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +134

      🧟‍♂️...Shaaare... 🧟‍♀️

    • @Agarwaen
      @Agarwaen 5 років тому +133

      Was about to say, that bag would get your brains turned into a MRE for any zombies around.

    • @sertandoom4693
      @sertandoom4693 5 років тому +72

      And in bright attention getting packaging :D

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +29

      @@sertandoom4693 The color can be used for bait!

  • @BobTheBald2
    @BobTheBald2 4 роки тому +870

    When I was in the Marines those baby Tabascos were a God send, we never really got to pick our MRE's, so what you got is what you got, unless a buddy was willing to trade with you. When you got a crappy MRE you Tabasco the heck out of it, made eating it a lot easier.

    • @faith9196
      @faith9196 4 роки тому +56

      Hm that’s really interesting. Thank you for your service sir :)

    • @jennaallen-coan1192
      @jennaallen-coan1192 4 роки тому +23

      I was wondering about that! I suspected there wasn’t much room for being choose-y. Thanks for sharing your experience!

    • @susan9630
      @susan9630 4 роки тому +39

      My dad was in the marines during Korea... not in combat but nevertheless, one of his buddies was part of the family that made tobasco and I guess he got it in care packages, besides whatever else. Dad said they called it "survival sauce."

    • @HavenSaved
      @HavenSaved 4 роки тому +7

      Thank you for your service!

    • @reythomas3922
      @reythomas3922 4 роки тому +3

      Herd that brother, lol

  • @dustinpalumbo7592
    @dustinpalumbo7592 5 років тому +701

    Coming from a retired army vet. You can put more than one item in the heater, just have the heater in the middle. I have more tips if you want or need them.

    • @canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319
      @canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319 5 років тому +47

      Thank you for that info. How long does the heater last? If I activated it, cooked my food, could I cook even more food? For how long can it provide the intense heat?

    • @lhtyeehaw1319
      @lhtyeehaw1319 5 років тому +15

      @@canigetahoooyyyaaaaa7319 good question, I too want to know that

    • @Lancelot0311
      @Lancelot0311 5 років тому +55

      smol boi lemon seedling the heaters last like 20 minutes but some times they are hit or miss. 20 minutes of good heat and cooking capability. So what I’ll do is I’ll cook my main item for about 10 to 15 minutes along with something else if I can fit it and then use the remaining heat to keep warm or heat up another item. Coming from a U.S. Marine

    • @vannieloumarshall7505
      @vannieloumarshall7505 5 років тому +4

      Adrain Zaldivar Thank you!

    • @slimydick23
      @slimydick23 5 років тому +7

      I bet one of your tips is to go to college and learn electrical engineering and get a real career instead of enlisting lol

  • @KingCalb
    @KingCalb 5 років тому +2809

    Somewhere out there somebody has a butt load of these thinking a Zombie apocalypse will arise anyday now.

    • @dayswithdess2926
      @dayswithdess2926 5 років тому +100

      Kinq Calb I feel like that’s what they were intended for lol

    • @KingCalb
      @KingCalb 5 років тому +98

      @@dayswithdess2926 That's exactly what they are for.
      WhenWatchingTheWalkingDeadGoesWrong!😐

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +30

      Anytime soon.

    • @LaDivinaLover
      @LaDivinaLover 5 років тому +146

      I’m here for Anything that’ll get me out of paying my student loans...

    • @KingCalb
      @KingCalb 5 років тому +46

      @@LaDivinaLover Well Russia and the U.S are on the brink of nuking each other at this very moment so...

  • @Nosiu
    @Nosiu 5 років тому +867

    Emmy on literally every single video:
    **takes a bite** *MHMMMM*

    • @wynonnavillafania808
      @wynonnavillafania808 4 роки тому +2

      Ikr hahahahaha.

    • @shavonnadailey93
      @shavonnadailey93 3 роки тому +4

      I was just saying that everything cant be good come on now

    • @aliciamarie9704
      @aliciamarie9704 3 роки тому +16

      You can tell it’s really bad if she doesn’t do the mhmmm

    • @emp4th783
      @emp4th783 3 роки тому +7

      I love it though

    • @malika636
      @malika636 3 роки тому +4

      i love how she tries to be polite about everything she eats

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 4 роки тому +312

    "And you just put it in your pocket and you've got tabasco FOR LAATERR"
    honestly how could you not love Emmy

  • @AndroidFerret
    @AndroidFerret 5 років тому +934

    1.buy 10.000 old MREs
    2.print a nice zombie package
    3.repack the MREs
    4.sell them for much much more
    5.make a lot of money

    • @feabeara
      @feabeara 5 років тому +32

      Wimpy Denton Yes, that was what I was thinking!!!

    • @BRBonGiediPrime
      @BRBonGiediPrime 5 років тому +3

      Ooof, might kill someone that way...

    • @connorlenihan2015
      @connorlenihan2015 4 роки тому +42

      Hold on there, pal! You gotta factor in the snack size "Great Value" beef stick and the repacking the trail mix.

    • @PaganGoddess777
      @PaganGoddess777 4 роки тому +20

      Agreed what a stupid thing. If I'm buying a mre I want it from one company only

    • @deepthapasan6269
      @deepthapasan6269 4 роки тому +6

      *Stonks*

  • @mr_selfdestrukt
    @mr_selfdestrukt 5 років тому +720

    "Mom! What are we having for dinner?!"
    "Chicken chunks."
    ".... okay."

    • @fireborn
      @fireborn 5 років тому +6

      Twenty After Four, that is literally what happens around my family. Everything tends to fall apart before it is eaten.

    • @ameliacartwright8595
      @ameliacartwright8595 5 років тому +2

      fireborn I feel bad for you

    • @scottcarroll7782
      @scottcarroll7782 5 років тому

      @@fireborn that's a funny way of saying 420. 😎

    • @blarfnugle5653
      @blarfnugle5653 2 роки тому

      Hey dont trash the Chicken Chunks, they're my favorite MRE

  • @jadeshepherdmusic
    @jadeshepherdmusic 5 років тому +2345

    I want to see Gordon Ramsay review a zombie ration kit.

    • @ashleybaby8749
      @ashleybaby8749 5 років тому +13

      Same

    • @StraightUpEats
      @StraightUpEats 5 років тому +81

      I feel like he would be screaming, "It's RAW!" a lot.

    • @shibu9027
      @shibu9027 5 років тому +1

      As if

    • @norisa4850
      @norisa4850 5 років тому +99

      You gotta be fucking kidding me what donkey put this together?? ITS FUCKING RAW MAN!!! I rather eat out of a zombies ass than this thing

    • @KarryKarryKarry
      @KarryKarryKarry 5 років тому +17

      Also he’d be throwing it at the producer while simultaneously unpacking his own food and beverages frantically.

  • @jackogracko
    @jackogracko 4 роки тому +49

    "what is that? vampires? spider?" just the way she said that made me laugh so hard as she was like walking away LMFAO i love her so much

    • @laurenlynch884
      @laurenlynch884 3 роки тому +2

      I was looking for this comment 😂

    • @suesue5142
      @suesue5142 3 роки тому +1

      @@laurenlynch884 me too I was looking for ppls comments on that lols

  • @countertony
    @countertony 5 років тому +176

    Zombie trail mix - a nutritious selection of nuts, dried fruit, and GRAAAAAAAIINNSSSS

    • @huebuckle8597
      @huebuckle8597 5 років тому +9

      Man you gotta be someone's cool uncle

    • @Gnif572
      @Gnif572 3 роки тому +4

      This is absolute gold. Thanks for the genuine laugh :P

  • @EggGorlComics
    @EggGorlComics 5 років тому +481

    I worked at a casino, in a 50s diner, and all our condiments were little minis!! Sooo cute! Tiny mayos, tobascos like that, ketchup.... I had the daintiest spice rack that year😂

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 5 років тому +14

      Oh man I'd love that. Probably can find them on the internet.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +35

      I think all girls like tiny versions of things. It goes back to when I was a kid and had a Barbie grocery store. 🤣👍

    • @EggGorlComics
      @EggGorlComics 5 років тому

      diana b you know it!! 😂😂

    • @EggGorlComics
      @EggGorlComics 5 років тому +3

      mommymode1985 I love these videos!! Hi hi!! Oh man I WISH I still had that set! That job was back in 2002😆

    • @CynthiaHunterNightwillow
      @CynthiaHunterNightwillow 5 років тому +4

      WOW..that is too cool. I LOVE travel minis like this and would be stoked to have a variety..any idea where reg folks can get them?

  • @Inamichan
    @Inamichan 5 років тому +787

    This person gave Emmy the best MRE ever. Mini Tabasco AND jalapeño cheese spread? Emmy was probably in heaven.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +37

      In '04 after a hurricane we had to eat MRE's for a week. And they had those cute tobasco bottles. I wish I would have saved them because I love tiny versions of things.

    • @mishallnot
      @mishallnot 5 років тому +29

      You forgot the lemon scented KFC wet nap that she *ALWAYS* mentions in her MRE videos, and she complains when it's not in the MRE 😁

    • @aurorasenecal
      @aurorasenecal 5 років тому

      And peanut M&M's :D

    • @rhino1876
      @rhino1876 5 років тому +1

      @@aurorasenecal well, peanut butter. :P she said her fave was peanuts though, she did enjoy the peanut butter flavour a lot too.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +7

      @zephyra I'm a hoarder when it comes to tiny knick knacks 👍

  • @Evelyn-fw4mp
    @Evelyn-fw4mp 3 роки тому +118

    this might sound really random, but i love Emmy’s sense of food neutrality. i feel like so many food youtubers will throw in comments like “oh, don’t want to eat too much of this one!” or say things about dieting/foods being “bad”. i’ve never witnessed Emmy do that, even with more artificial and processed (read: less nutritious) foods, she’ll stick to very matter-of-fact wording and comments about the taste and feel. it’s really refreshing and nice to see, especially with so many people being influenced by the culture around “good foods” and “bad foods”. :)

  • @99PMoon
    @99PMoon 5 років тому +141

    1 Tabasco + meal heater+ 4 oz. H2O + water bottle= makeshift pepper grenade.
    Oh, the fun days back in the Army.

    • @omardiagne9185
      @omardiagne9185 5 років тому +4

      Peter Moon What was your favorite MRE?

    • @99PMoon
      @99PMoon 5 років тому +19

      @@omardiagne9185 beef stew, chili mac, and pork chow mein. In that order.

    • @crowdad284
      @crowdad284 4 роки тому +19

      imagine hiding from american troops in some future war, thinking you're safe, until some weird-looking water bottle lands next to where you're crouching and instantly vaporizes your right leg and smells like burnt flesh and mild pepper sauce

    • @kaitlynfielder3846
      @kaitlynfielder3846 3 роки тому +2

      Chili Mac was most definitely the best MRE. I'll fight over this 😅🤣

  • @camronjackson4594
    @camronjackson4594 5 років тому +313

    I knew when she opened the wet nap and said “yes” it would be lemon scented 😂🍋

    • @neiht20
      @neiht20 5 років тому +5

      And that it was because of her childhood KFC memories 😆

  • @bungerbug2080
    @bungerbug2080 5 років тому +892

    Nobody:
    Emmy: lemon scented wet naps

    • @justarandomhonkboi9602
      @justarandomhonkboi9602 4 роки тому +22

      I love taking naps while being covered in lemon juice.

    • @hhhisme
      @hhhisme 4 роки тому +26

      nobody:
      emmy: sO sTinKinG cUte

    • @johnsale6511
      @johnsale6511 4 роки тому +5

      You never talk s#!+ abou Emmy!!!! Fresh is what that lemon smell is!!!

    • @samuelmills7176
      @samuelmills7176 4 роки тому +4

      I love lemon scented wet naps

    • @rebornkai3300
      @rebornkai3300 4 роки тому +9

      I’m gonna call my friends lemon scented wet wipes 😂

  • @jessicahunt8940
    @jessicahunt8940 5 років тому +81

    “Older, vintage MREs” 😂😂😂 when I first joined the military 8 years ago, we still had baby Tabasco bottles...they just started to do packets fairly recently....thanks for making me feel old! 😂

    • @Komerican10
      @Komerican10 3 роки тому

      Girl I was in the military back in 1998! Those bottles are awesome! I hate that they did packets now. What a waste.

    • @jamesglenn641
      @jamesglenn641 2 роки тому

      Hello 👋 how are you doing

  • @greydeath4273
    @greydeath4273 4 роки тому +221

    This ration has more food in 1 pack than I have in my whole house, seriously.

    • @Komerican10
      @Komerican10 3 роки тому +12

      That’s sad. You should have more food than this.

    • @jendubay3782
      @jendubay3782 3 роки тому +2

      @@aw3271 was it hard to slaughter the cows?

    • @cool_860
      @cool_860 3 роки тому

      @@jendubay3782 It is never hard

    • @guytrashgurtdog515
      @guytrashgurtdog515 3 роки тому +4

      @@cool_860 it is for some people. I could never, but I’m a vegetarian so I don’t want to any ways lol. Plenty of people eat meat but don’t wanna slaughter their own animals, actually most people don’t want to. They’d rather have someone else do the dirty work lol

    • @DontBurnYourHome
      @DontBurnYourHome 3 роки тому +3

      Guys I think this was a joke stop taking it so seriously-

  • @blight040
    @blight040 5 років тому +216

    The reason the bag is bright red on the outside reflective on the inside is during an emergency they are easier to spot by other survivors and the reflective surface can be used to signal rescuers or other survivors.

    • @addisonseverance
      @addisonseverance 5 років тому +1

      Dennis Broschart but is there really such thing as zombies 🧟‍♀️ I’m confused
      (Not hating) 🦊

    • @Andomness
      @Andomness 5 років тому +1

      Stuck With Addison Better safe than sorry i guess

    • @blight040
      @blight040 5 років тому +5

      @@addisonseverance Well preparing for a zombie apocalypse gets you ready for almost any disaster.

    • @michaelfapgod4598
      @michaelfapgod4598 5 років тому

      It's not really reflective being red..If it was tinfoil that wasn't painted then yeah that would be a valid reasoning. It's just a way to have the zombie aesthetic

    • @blight040
      @blight040 5 років тому +1

      @@michaelfapgod4598 The inside is reflective

  • @Ferbiesawesomeness
    @Ferbiesawesomeness 5 років тому +130

    I love how your reaction to feeling something on your neck was first "vampire?" THEN "spider?". haha

  • @BushmanAOD
    @BushmanAOD 5 років тому +242

    Thumbs up if you think *Emmy Should head outside for the next MRE review, set up a quick daycamp somewhere in the woods and review it Outdoors! :)*

    • @SitoriKanzaki
      @SitoriKanzaki 5 років тому +5

      I agree with you

    • @BushmanAOD
      @BushmanAOD 5 років тому +8

      @@SitoriKanzaki thanks :)
      Do you like outdoor reviews? I just recently did two if you want to swing by and have a look?
      Cheers from the UK

    • @lhtyeehaw1319
      @lhtyeehaw1319 5 років тому +3

      @@BushmanAOD hello eastern human, I am wester "human", and you are great at reviews

    • @BushmanAOD
      @BushmanAOD 5 років тому

      @@lhtyeehaw1319 XD, Im actually souther ''human''!
      :)

    • @CelestiaQuinn
      @CelestiaQuinn 5 років тому

      I just came from her next z-mre review and she did do it outside 🌻

  • @maddiearizona8126
    @maddiearizona8126 3 роки тому +15

    15:37 me in my college dorm pretending I’m a judge on master chef with my dollar store meal

  • @cactuscob
    @cactuscob 5 років тому +680

    "Alright lets get this out onto a tray. Nice!!".
    Was waiting for it....never happened 😞

    • @DarienDragonFox
      @DarienDragonFox 5 років тому +19

      😭😭😭 the only mre channel in my life

    • @jasondaman8
      @jasondaman8 5 років тому +29

      I went STRAIGHT to the comments to find that person, and you were that person. Nice.

    • @pooge.s
      @pooge.s 5 років тому +16

      “mkay”

    • @jasondaman8
      @jasondaman8 5 років тому +6

      Jishnu vp nothing, he still posts videos

    • @tetsuo964
      @tetsuo964 5 років тому +10

      What the hell you all are talking about? 😡 I don't get anything

  • @bri-crossing
    @bri-crossing 5 років тому +498

    Why does Emmy's voice remind me of a girl version of Bob Ross? 🤣

    • @jennyjimenez5820
      @jennyjimenez5820 5 років тому +11

      Omg she does? Haha Great observation!

    • @Liya_Marie
      @Liya_Marie 5 років тому +21

      Yes!! Very soothing& inviting...plus there are happy little Tabasco bottles 😂😂😂

    • @rebeccamartinez6014
      @rebeccamartinez6014 5 років тому +6

      the MRE needs a friend. Everyone needs a friend 😂

    • @saturns2749
      @saturns2749 5 років тому +3

      You are right !

    • @joshuac4819
      @joshuac4819 5 років тому +1

      exactly why i watch her channel :D

  • @emp4th783
    @emp4th783 3 роки тому +20

    I love when Emmy has something hearty that she says “yep that’s stick to your ribs food right there” it’s my favorite 🥺😌✨💕

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 років тому +210

    Emmy: “Sent to me by my friend Ash”
    ME: *This MRE was never meant for the world of the living.*

    • @gearsorpain
      @gearsorpain 4 роки тому +2

      rabid rabbitshuggers ha. Ha.. ha...

    • @KrisRN23935
      @KrisRN23935 2 роки тому

      I was thinking the same thing, Ash from Evil Dead watches her!

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist 5 років тому +646

    The person who sent you a zombie survival kit is named Ash? For real? And the comment section isn't totally nerding out about this?

  • @cindygroves5804
    @cindygroves5804 5 років тому +63

    You're right about the gum - it's bitter because of the caffeine. And the candy coating on the gum is probably thicker to help mask the bitterness.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 5 років тому +7

      Yeah but when you absolutely positively have to be awake right now, nothing beats caffeinated gum

  • @shekinahcarpenter698
    @shekinahcarpenter698 5 років тому +44

    I haven't been watching Emmy long but I am already in love with her goofiness and laughter and her excitement. She i so animated .

  • @canary_3408
    @canary_3408 5 років тому +50

    My dad is in the army and sometimes brings me back MRE's I love them so much.

  • @allistrata
    @allistrata 5 років тому +102

    I love that someone named "Ash" sent you a zombie ration.
    I'm just a little disappointed that it doesn't have any tactical bacon.

    • @Ash-em1sc
      @Ash-em1sc 5 років тому +1

      Hi wassup

    • @jamesglenn641
      @jamesglenn641 2 роки тому

      Hello 👋 how are you doing

    • @allistrata
      @allistrata 2 роки тому

      @@jamesglenn641 👋😊

    • @jamesglenn641
      @jamesglenn641 2 роки тому

      @@allistrata hey yo I did like to know more about you if you don't mind 🙂

  • @theinvisibleme4104
    @theinvisibleme4104 5 років тому +250

    We learned from emmy that everything is better with Tabasco

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +4

      It is! ESPECIALLY in chicken noodle soup.

    • @crisgia
      @crisgia 5 років тому +2

      Louisiana >>> Tabasco

    • @wintermoon7003
      @wintermoon7003 5 років тому

      Not when you hate Tabasco.

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 5 років тому

      I learned that from my mouth. I've had at least a gallon in my life

    • @darkdaegurth
      @darkdaegurth 5 років тому +1

      Tabasco is life. Tabasco is love.

  • @torpedo8384
    @torpedo8384 5 років тому +107

    Seems like the menu for a 24 hour marathon gaming session. No time for real meals, just restroom breaks. Ah college days....

    • @BRBonGiediPrime
      @BRBonGiediPrime 5 років тому +2

      @internet user 😕 I hope you're in a better place now

  • @morgannoel8072
    @morgannoel8072 5 років тому +61

    Lmao she was so excited for the cheddar pretzels that she didn't even say "here we go" or "itedakimasu"

    • @sandraaustin1282
      @sandraaustin1282 3 роки тому +2

      She only says that before she eats the very first item.

  • @burleydad
    @burleydad 5 років тому +289

    No coffee!? That’s why it’s a Zombie ration.

    • @BrodinYT
      @BrodinYT 5 років тому +18

      burleydad lmao. Everyone’s A Zombie Until They Have Their Coffee.

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 5 років тому +12

      Caffeine gum though, 5 pieces so you can spread it out.

    • @steviesosa5617
      @steviesosa5617 5 років тому +2

      😂Good one dude

    • @Faeborn
      @Faeborn 5 років тому +6

      The electrolyte drink gives energy. Without crashing or getting really tired after.

    • @michelleculbert2983
      @michelleculbert2983 5 років тому

      I like this comment

  • @ayyetcdaphne
    @ayyetcdaphne 5 років тому +487

    Emmy can you try making the banana peel pulled pork recipe

    • @emmymade
      @emmymade  5 років тому +36

      I know it's not the same but did you see this one: ua-cam.com/video/Om4zksh2g6g/v-deo.html

    • @emmymade
      @emmymade  5 років тому +63

      & I will think about making it...

    • @aliceb0balice
      @aliceb0balice 5 років тому +11

      Nooooo lmao

    • @kcjean008
      @kcjean008 5 років тому +17

      Man don’t do that to Emmy

    • @adf8664
      @adf8664 5 років тому +16

      @@emmymade don't do it! You're being set up for a fail! It was tried on another channel with disastrous results.

  • @TiyasBMenon-td4ti
    @TiyasBMenon-td4ti 3 роки тому +8

    I love how excited she gets over things as simple as lemon scented wet naps

  • @PromisedJubilee
    @PromisedJubilee 3 роки тому +9

    When Emmy says "remember Combos?" Like you can't TOTALLY still find them at any gas station in America 😂

  • @marvinmiranda7858
    @marvinmiranda7858 5 років тому +278

    The algorithm brings us together again I see my fellow humans

  • @robh.5595
    @robh.5595 5 років тому +126

    When it comes to ration reviews, Steve1989 may be the king, but you are most certainly, the queen! Love the vids, Emmy!

  • @Al666.
    @Al666. 3 роки тому +7

    Emmy saying "Some baby Tabascos" is so cute and hilarious!

    • @jamesglenn641
      @jamesglenn641 2 роки тому

      Hello 👋 how are you doing

    • @katsnboots4709
      @katsnboots4709 2 роки тому

      Anyone who has a face pic you're messaging like a creeper. Again, not a dating site. Ew

  • @noellarsen6612
    @noellarsen6612 4 роки тому +5

    Your enthusiasm over the to-go Tabasco is very lovable. Amazing vid!

  • @saika.magoichi.214
    @saika.magoichi.214 5 років тому +204

    A 24hr ration but only 1 thing to drink lol, I'm thirsty 24/7 lol

    • @lamborgini86
      @lamborgini86 5 років тому +16

      If youre thirsty 24/7 than you my friend have a health problem , possible high blood pressure or diabetes

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 5 років тому +13

      ʜᴀɴᴢō honestly didn’t seem like a 24 hour ration. But still I’m surprised there was no coffee

    • @starrchild4928
      @starrchild4928 5 років тому +4

      Same I've always got a bottle or can of coke on the go

    • @Mysoline1111
      @Mysoline1111 5 років тому +6

      Water maybe? Or?

    • @msvitles
      @msvitles 5 років тому +7

      You always carry water - you use it to wash up in, drink, make food or hot drinks. Powdered coffee or tea, or hot chocolate powder and/or a milk powder used to come in the real MREs. Sugar too, and the flavored energy drink powders, all convenient to carry, just add water.

  • @susansmaltz9836
    @susansmaltz9836 5 років тому +84

    So not relevant...but I listened this time w/ear buds and realized I heard your clothes dryer in the background! Nothing like being at home with Emmy! 😃

    • @charlescarter4608
      @charlescarter4608 5 років тому +8

      I heard it after seeing your comment lol.

    • @tylercotter9282
      @tylercotter9282 5 років тому +3

      I cant hear it cause my dryer is running 🤣

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 5 років тому

      I don't hear that but I swear I hear a touch of Southern accent I never noticed before...

  • @AILIMEAR1
    @AILIMEAR1 4 роки тому +90

    Who got this recommended during corona virus 💀

    • @jackiedavis3439
      @jackiedavis3439 4 роки тому +5

      6 months later and still yes😂

    • @rroobear
      @rroobear 3 роки тому +3

      happy 1 year 💔

    • @AILIMEAR1
      @AILIMEAR1 3 роки тому +2

      @@rroobear happy 1 year to you too, hope you're doing fine

  • @gardengalsu
    @gardengalsu 5 років тому +37

    When we went though a hurricane, we were lucky to get MRE's. We didn't realize a pack was for THE WHOLE DAY. We were using a pack a meal!

    • @jadeestelle5252
      @jadeestelle5252 4 роки тому +1

      I know the ones we got after Micheal were meant to be two for 24 hours

    • @rabbitttz
      @rabbitttz 3 роки тому +1

      That's how I discovered them too. The only good thing about a hurricane is the MREs!

  • @whysoserious86
    @whysoserious86 5 років тому +74

    "Clutch" 🤣 Emmy's hip y'all

    • @jessicawalker9110
      @jessicawalker9110 5 років тому +12

      I was looking for this comment I was like holddd up okay emmy lol

    • @alpacawhisperer
      @alpacawhisperer 5 років тому +5

      She also said "dick soup" in her ox penis soup video and the comment section was just people baffled that she said that 😂😂💀👍🏻

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 5 років тому +2

      She honestly comes off as the kind of girl who just uses whatever words she likes. Dag-nabbit, boss, groovy, nothing is off limits

    • @whysoserious86
      @whysoserious86 5 років тому

      @@alpacawhisperer 😆 i saw that. I had to rewind the video to make sure i heard that right. Def wasn't expecting that from sweet lil Emmy

  • @johndoe-uz2kc
    @johndoe-uz2kc 5 років тому +182

    Was waiting for:mkay lets get this out onto a tray
    Nice.

    • @MA_690
      @MA_690 5 років тому +5

      Youre drunk mate XD you wont find it here
      Lets Go to steve1989MRE XD

    • @haanzzombie7865
      @haanzzombie7865 5 років тому +4

      Haha needs some 70 year old cigarettes

    • @kax358
      @kax358 5 років тому +1

      I love Emmy so much and all her videos but its just not the same watching rations being eaten not off a tray :(

    • @Harleygirl86
      @Harleygirl86 5 років тому

      Ha yes!

    • @charlieaydin1377
      @charlieaydin1377 5 років тому +1

      Alas. What is this? How did I end up here? Wheres the musical spoon and the 80yr old ham?

  • @mrchill9337
    @mrchill9337 4 роки тому +19

    I love how Emmy explains how it feels tastes and gives an example on what it is alone like
    And I love the mre videos

  • @ThisBraveHeart
    @ThisBraveHeart 3 роки тому +3

    My husband is in the military and gets to bring home MREs sometimes, they’re great! It definitely came in handy when we had a pretty bad hurricane hit and our first floor apartment flooded.

  • @Clamjammer
    @Clamjammer 5 років тому +576

    This is just a military mre with a different bag and some corny srickers placed on it

    • @derfo2072
      @derfo2072 5 років тому +81

      Figure that out all by yourself, Huh?...You're the reason people can't have fun...shithead...

    • @ididthisforthecomments.5893
      @ididthisforthecomments.5893 5 років тому +58

      And white people of all ages will buy it in crates.

    • @letmypeoplego883
      @letmypeoplego883 5 років тому +28

      Why ruin it for the rest of us LoL 😂🤣

    • @saikakouzlo862
      @saikakouzlo862 5 років тому +22

      Ye, huge waste of money. Then again, most real preppers are big on money saving and diy. Shrugs

    • @derfo2072
      @derfo2072 5 років тому +11

      @gomer 1993You know what a good MRE is?...one with no dirt in it. If you have high hopes for a fuckin' MRE then you're a fuckin' loser and you don't understand the purpose of'em. Or you wanted them to go full zombie on them?. IDK...maybe I'M the asshole but shitting on people for maybe just trying to have a little fun...you can always do your own.

  • @cat9131
    @cat9131 5 років тому +33

    Originally I had thought the first package of mini Tabasco was the zombie MRE and was kind of confused, but I LOVE Tabasco so I was thinking “I mean odd, but I’d be reallllllly ok with that” 😂

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 4 роки тому +2

      at Cat - Tabasco sauce is going to be a highly sought after item 40 years from now in the year 2060 when the Zombie Apocalypse is going on.
      Tobasco is a endangered item right now. it only comes from the state of Louisiana , also it comes from the wetlands. and the company said they had no plans to move the business to another location. so after the sea level rises from the flood after the icecaps melt due to global warming theres not going to be Tobasco sauce in the future, its a endangered item someday it will be extinct. so i think that 40 or 50 years from now Tobasco will be a highly sought after item when the Zombie apocalypse is going on.

  • @jenniferford2481
    @jenniferford2481 5 років тому +52

    I love the peanut M&Ms. Half of my butt came from those. 🤔🤗🙂

    • @Tj-uu1ww
      @Tj-uu1ww 5 років тому +1

      Ewww I hate the peanut m&ms, I actually bought them instead of the regular ones at the movie theater once. I was pissed! But I didn't go back and buy both because concessions are high as shit.

    • @madisonnella456
      @madisonnella456 4 роки тому

      MMACONNOISSEUR_ I-

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 3 роки тому +1

      m a d i s o n ! I also hate them, I don’t get how anybody can like M&Ms or any chocolate with random nuts inside it. The only chocolates I can accept with nuts inside them are Dove ones, or I just eat nuts seperately

    • @jamesglenn641
      @jamesglenn641 2 роки тому

      Hello 👋 how are you doing

  • @sweetpsalms119
    @sweetpsalms119 5 років тому +4

    This was my first video i have seen of yours. Wooow! You give some very descriptive and intelligent reviews of these foods! I have never seen anyone describe foods so well that you can actually imagine what it tastes like.
    I just subscribed!

  • @redoctober6521
    @redoctober6521 5 років тому +140

    I doubt Zombies will follow the proper preparation steps for their MREs...

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 5 років тому +2

      Or have a loud package

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +3

      Actually this MRE is all you need to survive a zombie apocalypse for a day 🤣

    • @patrickmolter9428
      @patrickmolter9428 5 років тому

      HAHAHAHHAJAHAHA

    • @mtraa.942
      @mtraa.942 5 років тому +1

      It's for you if there's a zombie apocalypse not for the zombies lmao 🤣

    • @vanessaanneVA
      @vanessaanneVA 5 років тому

      @@andrew-qz3oi tea

  • @loufaolla
    @loufaolla 5 років тому +21

    “(The cheese) has a cheesy flavor...”, lol
    ❤️

    • @Naschyyy
      @Naschyyy 5 років тому

      loufaolla cheese in america is not regular cheese like in the rest of the world

    • @loufaolla
      @loufaolla 5 років тому

      i have a surprise for her, lol. git your head out of the gutters, guys!

  • @mocabee1473
    @mocabee1473 5 років тому +10

    When you said "clutch" I fell in love lol

  • @PracticalMinimalist
    @PracticalMinimalist 4 роки тому +1

    I like how other ration channels use a super tactical, thumb-flipping, spring-assisted, Uber-ninja knife, and you use an opinel.

  • @krystaleena1
    @krystaleena1 5 років тому +19

    The beef stick was the Walmart "Great Value" brand. As soon as I seen the logo I knew it was Walmart.

  • @JackW42
    @JackW42 5 років тому +112

    “Do Zombies drink Soylent?” :P

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 5 років тому +17

      Soylent green is people!

    • @chadfalardeau9162
      @chadfalardeau9162 5 років тому +1

      What are Red and Yellow made of they never told us

    • @lady_night_019
      @lady_night_019 5 років тому

      @@chadfalardeau9162 probably some other soy products with food coloring

    • @stevew6138
      @stevew6138 5 років тому +1

      Remember, Tuesday is Solyent Green day.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 5 років тому +1

      @@ZaxorVonSkyler
      soylent green wasn't a beverage it was a white disc. Looked like those communion wafers

  • @iitimaii8011
    @iitimaii8011 4 роки тому +26

    No one:
    Emmy: *so stinking cute*
    She’s adorable! Help!

    • @BySergjiLike
      @BySergjiLike 3 роки тому

      I cringed on that when she repeated it so much tbh. What has stinking to do with cuteness😂

  • @ginaknight495
    @ginaknight495 3 роки тому

    OHHH MYYYY LORDDDD💜💜💜
    I first found you videos on FB and I just love everything you do!!
    It is such a joy and a great “ pick me up”
    To watch your joy and anticipation at everything you do!!
    THANK YOU, Miss Emmy!!!

  • @SoTypicallyMeh
    @SoTypicallyMeh 5 років тому +101

    DO I REMEMBER COMBOS?! Of course! Cuz I still eat them like twice a month. My favorite restaurant is 7-11! lmao

    • @Iamtwerked
      @Iamtwerked 5 років тому +5

      The pizza combos will forever be my favorite snack 😋

    • @crsh2007
      @crsh2007 5 років тому +3

      @@Iamtwerked Pizza PRETZEL Combos!!! :)

    • @dnationapocalypse
      @dnationapocalypse 5 років тому +2

      I love the pizzeria Combos 😬

    • @extofer
      @extofer 5 років тому +1

      Haha I literally snort-laughed reading this comment

    • @cris_here
      @cris_here 5 років тому

      Meh LOL

  • @kevinclarke8647
    @kevinclarke8647 5 років тому +42

    Emmy why don't you separate the 24hr. rations by breakfast , lunch & dinner when you open it . And start with breakfast .

    • @kirsikka1029
      @kirsikka1029 5 років тому +4

      Because it was lunchtime 🤣🤣🤣 JK - I would think it's cause the some of the ration has to cook, while she eats the others. But that doesn't bother me as much as no coffee with the bars & cinnamon roll. Cheers

    • @f1rebreather123
      @f1rebreather123 5 років тому

      kevin clarke that ration didn’t seem like a 24 hour one.

  • @NeDibles
    @NeDibles 4 роки тому +23

    I was surprised at the “clutch “ 😂😂😂

  • @jarednil69
    @jarednil69 5 років тому +15

    It's nice there was one "Zombie themed" item inside at least.

  • @killraven123
    @killraven123 5 років тому +188

    Wouldnt a zombie mre be freeze dried brains? 🤔

    • @prjndigo
      @prjndigo 5 років тому +8

      Well, pickled as well. I imagine it wouild have packages like "Asian" and "Argentine" as well as a pouch of sticks a small flat rock and a pouch of high-fat blood to pour over things.
      Tho with as bad as the Zombie Nation's government contractors would be it would probably be all silvered pouches.

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +2

      I mean, Yeah. 🧠

    • @timothyhays1817
      @timothyhays1817 5 років тому +7

      That was my thoughts Zombies eat brains. Why no brains? This fake then.

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +3

      She did eat brains before!
      That would make sense and she's open to it!

    • @adamhenry6793
      @adamhenry6793 5 років тому +3

      @@timothyhays1817 It's for the survivors. 😉

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 5 років тому +21

    4:02 - Uh oh, she's infected. Pretty soon all her vids will consist of her saying,"Itchy, tasty… itchy tasty… " 🧟‍♀️😬😆

  • @phantomsdeadinside5391
    @phantomsdeadinside5391 5 років тому +40

    Why do I always watch when I'm hungry

  • @caseynash4949
    @caseynash4949 5 років тому

    I just LOVE you! Your whole channel and the way you so eloquently give your honest opinion without seeming negative or mean at all!! I'm hooked and just wanted to say hi!!😍🌻😍😊😊

  • @kcjean008
    @kcjean008 5 років тому +133

    Do the MREs come with blood pressure pills? I feel like the sodium content is probably absolutely crazy😂

    • @surinamixvampire
      @surinamixvampire 5 років тому +18

      Casey Tuttleton i think with the amount of water they are supposed to be drinking plus the amount of sweat they would be sweating would hopefully even it out 😂

    • @celtgunn9775
      @celtgunn9775 5 років тому +27

      It is high, but the Military generally drink lots of water. So consuming MRE's generally don't cause any more problems than constipation. 😂 My husband hated having to eat them.

    • @nwmonk3105
      @nwmonk3105 5 років тому +15

      For a civilian probably, but in the military you are expending 4k plus calories a day and sweating your ass off 24/7. One needs those electrolytes. Civilian MRE's should be totally different.

    • @warrmalaski8570
      @warrmalaski8570 5 років тому +6

      MRE's are a last resort food even in the military. Their hi calorie foods, designed for short ops or emergency's and are never meant to be eaten for long periods.

    • @davidh376
      @davidh376 5 років тому +4

      warr malaski what do u mean last resort?😂 I’m currently an active marine. I think it would depend on what ur MOS is because I am infantry and those are all I’ve eaten every meal every day from anywhere around 1 week to 2 months

  • @jennasilvers9828
    @jennasilvers9828 5 років тому +6

    i was literally just stalking your youtube channel wishing there was something new to watch since ive watched all of them so far.. yay🤩

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 років тому

      Jenna Silvers Emmy makes videos on mon thurs and sat. I’ve been subbed for years and she has never missed and upload.

  • @obiuss
    @obiuss 4 роки тому +3

    4:02 OMG that was so fricking cute!!! Vampires? Spiders? will leaving the scene. Soooooo adorrable!!!!

  • @SisterSandwich1622
    @SisterSandwich1622 Рік тому

    I love how you describe the flavor of the food. I can picture it perfectly and imagine the taste right away. I just bought 3 of these. Can’t wait to try them.

  • @codybirkley8790
    @codybirkley8790 5 років тому +10

    You’re the best!!!! So professional and knowledgeable about the products.

    • @lamborgini86
      @lamborgini86 5 років тому

      You havent seen the REAL MRE profeesional , hes reviewed MRE's from ww1

  • @klalarae
    @klalarae 5 років тому +38

    You should have tried the cheddar jalapeno cheese on the burrito and the pretzels. Yummy.

  • @conversationstranglersteve9873
    @conversationstranglersteve9873 4 роки тому +6

    "Stinkin' cute" is my new favorite term.

  • @Withoutasoul6
    @Withoutasoul6 5 років тому +3

    0:44
    My dumbass thought those were shotgun ammunition and that she was finna say, “Two whole sleeves of shotgun slugs!”

  • @katlynns7066
    @katlynns7066 5 років тому +74

    Thought this said "Z-Nation" at first. 🤦 Lol

    • @billieeyelash8481
      @billieeyelash8481 5 років тому +2

      Same!

    • @butyoucancallmesam
      @butyoucancallmesam 5 років тому +4

      I had to go back and look because I just knew that's what it said. Lol

    • @leoninenoble
      @leoninenoble 5 років тому

      Same lol

    • @FlyingPigMD
      @FlyingPigMD 5 років тому +10

      These MREs might have “Zweed” In the future.
      I hate that the show got cancelled and they had to rush season 5.

    • @stellalaffin2206
      @stellalaffin2206 5 років тому

      Me too

  • @brendavoshel9423
    @brendavoshel9423 5 років тому +28

    I'm a FRANK'S RED HOT girl, myself.

    • @whysoserious86
      @whysoserious86 5 років тому +8

      I put that shit on everything!

    • @HelenaBlack80
      @HelenaBlack80 5 років тому +4

      Candy Zephyr Cholula, all the way 😋

    • @Dawn_Hannah
      @Dawn_Hannah 5 років тому +2

      Texas Pete isn’t even made in Texas!

    • @Thalor
      @Thalor 5 років тому

      Valentina all the way lol

  • @daynalynnxo
    @daynalynnxo 5 років тому +2

    You are definitely one of my favourite youtubers !! You’re such a wonderful person

  • @AB-zk4mk
    @AB-zk4mk 3 роки тому +4

    “What is that in my neck? Vampire? Spider?” -Emmy

  • @CsykKrit
    @CsykKrit 5 років тому +5

    If I had kids, a person like Emmy would be my #1 priority for early childhood education. So patient and pleasant.

  • @jimmorgan21
    @jimmorgan21 5 років тому +6

    Ash is always stocked up and ready to deal with the undead.

  • @Cheznrice
    @Cheznrice Рік тому

    Love your videos. You have a awesome outgoing personality. Thank you for sharing.

  • @alicecain2830
    @alicecain2830 4 роки тому

    Emmy - you are fearless!
    Love watching you!

  • @lornenix2243
    @lornenix2243 5 років тому +39

    Emmy is for sure going to get Tabasco as a sponsor.

    • @drmayeda1930
      @drmayeda1930 5 років тому +1

      they should and steve1989 as well

    • @plngym
      @plngym 5 років тому

      If that is your thinking, she’s gonna be sponsored by weirdo food companies. Entomologists and vegans will protest and THAT will start the zombie apocalypse.

  • @CloudVee
    @CloudVee 5 років тому +6

    I literally thought I was subscribed to you a long time ago.. smh I’m so glad UA-cam kept showing me your videos, these are awesome 👏

  • @unicorndreams9052
    @unicorndreams9052 5 років тому

    I love the adorable way emmy talks she does this one thing its cute. She starts talking like kevin from home alone.

  • @PrettyGirlRock1115
    @PrettyGirlRock1115 5 років тому +36

    I literally was so excited about the tiny tabasco giveaway that I accidently clicked on another video... 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @jacksonenglert2839
    @jacksonenglert2839 5 років тому +12

    We must protect this woman from anything bad at all costs

  • @RagingInsomniac
    @RagingInsomniac 5 років тому +17

    Me: *tries to open bag quietly as possible*
    Zombies: wait what was that noise let’s investigate the area

  • @aidencoleman5852
    @aidencoleman5852 5 років тому +1

    i start my day with your vids cause it makes me happy and no one else calls me beautiful or lovely

  • @kaylamay8397
    @kaylamay8397 4 роки тому +1

    This is the 7th video in a row that I’ve watched and I couldn’t be happier that I ran across your videos!!!

  • @Platypi007
    @Platypi007 5 років тому +35

    Yes, caffeine is quite bitter. I tried some caffeine gum in college and couldn't stand it.

    • @TUHANbukanorangARAB
      @TUHANbukanorangARAB 5 років тому +3

      You should try KOPIKO.

    • @ThePinkPanth3r
      @ThePinkPanth3r 5 років тому +1

      Jolt gum tasted good

    • @msvitles
      @msvitles 5 років тому +1

      I always preferred a Goody cool orange powder the caffeine, aspirin and acetaminophen combo eases hurts and gives a burst of energy, cures a migraine in 20 minutes and keeps you going. Army did not like them, however, because aspirin can cause a minor wound to keep bleeding before you could get to medical treatment.

    • @dafabulous7398
      @dafabulous7398 4 роки тому +1

      Linda Vidal Don’t keep taking that Goody’s Powder . Yes it helps migraines but it will mess your stomach up in the long run . Yu can get Ulcers from it .

  • @SingingwithSaraiii
    @SingingwithSaraiii 5 років тому +3

    I’ve heard you say lemon fresh joy and lemon scented wet naps for the past hour 😂 never gets old 😂

  • @IndiSimpsonRomero
    @IndiSimpsonRomero Рік тому +1

    Next time try warming the wheat snack bread. You are welcome!
    As an army cadet, we use to put them in the hot pot after meals were cooked to warm & soften the bread.
    Toasting the bread over fire after butterflying is a much more plesant eating experience, for the wheat snack bread.

  • @rocketman2824
    @rocketman2824 3 роки тому +2

    The smaller Mocha first strike bar isn’t typically found in your traditional MRE, it’s actually part of the MOARS pack which is something given to you for long hours on the field without sleep.. it has caffeine in addition to all the other nutrients