"You thought it was a Comedy, now it's a Musical, what the fuck is this!?" and "A singing and dancing piece of shit, that you all paid to see!" are my favorite lines
Lyrics: Opening song, That’s what this is You thought it was a comedy, now it’s a musical What the fuck is this? I was over there, Now I’m right here. I’ve changed my clothes to signify That it’s a different year Cause this show happens over multiple timelines (timelines) Like a Tarantino film without the graphic homicides And far fewer foot fetish moments Except for this one Check em out, boys. Opening song, Written by me… A singing, dancing piece of shit That you all paid to see! You got it wrong, It’s cabaret Sucked in bad if you thought this would make a good first date. Ha ha Cause this show is my god damn magnum opus (opus!) You made the choice to be here So you better fucking focus And if you’d rather be at home With Married At First Sight You get the hell out There’ll be no refunds (Terms and conditions) Come on! When purchasing a ticket, always review The event and seat selection No exchange or refund for misplaced tickets Or show content objection Subject to no conditions, consumer provisions Price including taxes No better tactic than backing out you’re on crack if you drastically underestimate the power of the written code of practice. As a purple Gen X cis man with an income and a platform, Statistically I’m more likely To instigate a shitstorm But I’m also much more likely to Escape without reproach The system is still stacked my way That’s why I think I can get away With an opening song Opening song That’s what this is, It even has a key change that’s A little hit or miss Opening song Right in your face I couldn’t give a flying fuck About my own fan base I just wanted to sing an opening song Fuck you. (Thanks to everyone who helped me shape the lyrics properly)
From what I can make out for your two (?) “You’ve got it wrong, it’s [cabaret]” (reference either to the famous musical or the genre itself) “As a purple [Gen X] cis man” (referring to his age)
"With married at first sight (?)" That's the right lyric. Married at First Sight is a television show which is basically experts pairing up couples based on information given by the participants, who then meet for the first time on their wedding day. It follows the heartbreaks, love and all that throughout the show, where they have to make choices whether to stay or leave the relationship. Crazy stuff, I know.
Yeah, he used to mostly do musical comedy with Sammy J. I think that’s what he was referring to with “I couldn’t give a flying fuck about my own fan base.” He just likes to sing 😆
This just showed up in recommended as the first video on a "Children's song" playlist. It's a great opening song but my kids are still a little young for it. 😆
HOW HARD IS IT TO WRITE AN OPENING SONG! MELODY HOOK COMEDY CONCEIT MELODY HOOK COMEDY CONCEIT MELODY HOOK COMEDY CONCEIT PUT EM ALL TOGETHER, AND YOU'VE GOT AN OPENING SONG!
We need Randy, Kermit and Bo Burnham on the same room. Just give us a whole special. I NEED that kind of Chaotic Hilarity unleashed upon the world you have NO IDEA.
all the muppets should be there. like, randy and bo are the guest stars. randy did exactly what jim henson aimed to do with the muppets, and that is prove they can be for adults. the episode should have randy be extremely explicit and getting straightman-ed by kermit, the rest of the muppets going insane, animal starts swearing as well after hearing randy swear, and bo is just confused from all the muppet chaos around him. after animal starts swearing, disney threatens to cancel the show and sock-o takes over bo's body. they eventually secretly replace animal with sock-o.
This guy so deserves global attention. I'd love to come see you but I cant come to Australia because.... spiders. But if you ever swing by the states I'll be there 😁👍
Lyrics: Opening song, that's what this is, You thought it was a comedy, now its a musical, what the fuck is this I was over there, now I'm right here, I've changed my clothes to signify that its a different year, Cause this show happens over multiple timelines (timelines), Like a Tarantino film without the graphic homicides, And far fewer foot fetish moments, except for this one (Check em out boys), Opening song, written by me, A singing dancing piece of shit, that you all paid to see, You got it wrong, its cabaret, Sucked in bad if you thought this would make a good first date, Cause this show is my goddamn magnum opus (opus) You made the choice to be here so you better fucking focus, And if you'd rather be at home with 'Married at first sight' you get the hell out, They'll be no refunds Terms and conditions, Cmon When purchasing a ticket always review the event and seat selection, No exchange or refund for misplaced tickets or show content objections, Subject to no conditions, consumer provisions price including taxes, No better tactic to backing out you're on crack if you drastically underestimate the power of the written code of practise, As a purple gen X cis man with an income and a platform, Statistically I'm much more likely to instigate a shit storm, But I'm also much more likely to escape without reproach, The system is still stacked my way that's why I think I can get away with an opening song, Opening song, thats what this is, It even has a key change which is a little hit or miss, Opening song, right in your face, I couldn't give a flying fuck about my own fanbase, I just wanted to sing an opening song, fuck you. (if anything is wrong just tell say and I'll change it)
Why hasn't this song been awarded a Grammy and a Tony? It's a travesty, I tell 'ya. If Randy gets awarded both at the same time then we could just say he won a Grony.
I NEED THE WORDS FOR THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS RAP PORTION LMAO- i wanna make a cover of this just for shits and giggles and that one bit is the part i'm struggling to memorise
Opening Song -Randy Feltface ----------- Opening song! That’s what this is! Ya thought it was a comedy, now it’s a musical WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! I was over there Now I’m right here!! I’ve changed my clothes to signify That it’s a different year! ‘Cause this show happens over multiple timelines! (Timelines) Like a Tarantino movie, without the graphic homicide *BANG, BANG* And far fewer Foot fetish Moments Except for this one! (Check ‘em out, boys~) Opening song Written by me! A singing, dancing, Piece’a shit That you all paid to see!! You’ve got it wrong! It’s cabaret!~ Sucked in bad if you thought THIS Would make a good first date (Haha) ‘Cause this show is my god damn Magnum Opus (Opus~) You made the choice to be here so you Better Fucking F o c u s And if you’d rather be at home with ‘married at first sight’ You get the hell out! There’ll be no re~funds~ (Terms and Conditions, COME ON!) When purchasing a ticket, always review the event, and seat selection No exchange or refunds for misplaced tickets or show content objections Subject to NO conditions, consumer provisions, price including taxes No better tactic to backing out you’re on crack if you drastically underestimate the power of the Written Code of Practice As a purple, gen-X cis man With an income and a platform I’m statistically more likely To instigate a shitstorm But I’m also much more likely to escape without reproach The system is still stacked my way, And that’s why I think I can get away~ With an opening song~ Opening song!~ That’s what this is!!~ It even has a key change That’s a little hit-or-miss OpEnInG SoNg!!~ Right in your face!! I couldn’t give A flying fuck About my own fan base! I just wanted To sing an Opening Song! Fuck you! --------- Hope this helps!!
RANDY IS A FECKIN BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of these days imma have to buy a ticket to one of his shows and go see him in person. this dude is a legit commedy genious
1:42 I'm trans and this is my favorite part just because it pokes fun about the fact that being trans sucks (It's not the only thing that it's poking fun at but still)
The fact that this guy has done puppet work for the hobbit and walking with the dinosaurs makes his work just so much better
he did WHAT?
I'M SORRY WHAT and also HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
@@fatlessauto3 His puppeteer lol I believe the name is heath McIvor if you wanna look him up he's got some cool stuff he did in past
He also trained with and did a show by Brian Henson, a puppet of his is ended up in the Happy time murders as the airport receptionist
@@ThePhoenixPrince really?!?! that’s mad
"You thought it was a Comedy, now it's a Musical, what the fuck is this!?"
and
"A singing and dancing piece of shit, that you all paid to see!"
are my favorite lines
My personal favorite line is “ I couldn’t give a flying fuck about my own fan base
I just wanted to sing an opening song fuck you”
same mainly cause of the emphasis of the australian accent
my favorite is "you chose to be here so you better fucking focus"
mine is definately the simple "Fuck you" at the end. simple, but funny.
@@trexindominus8119 the way he said F U C K I N G got me
I feel bad for the audience having to wait years in between each segment of the show.
The full one is up on his channel now it’s amazing :)
@@lillianblack8749 Not sure you quite got what the comment meant haha. But can see why you misconstrued it.
@@squidwardshouse5431 oop you right. I’m a bit of a dunce sometimes lol.
@@lillianblack8749 It's ok. We all have our moments.
I don’t get it
The perfect theme of an Australian comedy genius.
Okay, but randy just *straight spits bars* in that "terms and conditions" part. Holy shit that was golden.
Never has “the small print on a contract !sound so good with this rap of it
Lyrics:
Opening song,
That’s what this is
You thought it was a comedy, now it’s a musical
What the fuck is this?
I was over there,
Now I’m right here.
I’ve changed my clothes to signify
That it’s a different year
Cause this show happens over multiple timelines (timelines)
Like a Tarantino film without the graphic homicides
And far fewer foot fetish moments
Except for this one
Check em out, boys.
Opening song,
Written by me…
A singing, dancing piece of shit
That you all paid to see!
You got it wrong,
It’s cabaret
Sucked in bad if you thought this would
make a good first date. Ha ha
Cause this show is my god damn magnum opus (opus!)
You made the choice to be here
So you better fucking focus
And if you’d rather be at home
With Married At First Sight
You get the hell out
There’ll be no refunds
(Terms and conditions) Come on!
When purchasing a ticket, always review
The event and seat selection
No exchange or refund for misplaced tickets
Or show content objection
Subject to no conditions, consumer provisions
Price including taxes
No better tactic than backing out you’re on crack if you drastically underestimate the power of the written code of practice.
As a purple Gen X cis man
with an income and a platform,
Statistically I’m more likely
To instigate a shitstorm
But I’m also much more likely to
Escape without reproach
The system is still stacked my way
That’s why I think I can get away
With an opening song
Opening song
That’s what this is,
It even has a key change that’s
A little hit or miss
Opening song
Right in your face
I couldn’t give a flying fuck
About my own fan base
I just wanted to sing an opening song
Fuck you.
(Thanks to everyone who helped me shape the lyrics properly)
From what I can make out for your two (?)
“You’ve got it wrong, it’s [cabaret]” (reference either to the famous musical or the genre itself)
“As a purple [Gen X] cis man” (referring to his age)
@@leyliner thank you, you absolute champion
+
And I think it’s
No better tactic than backing out
"With married at first sight (?)"
That's the right lyric. Married at First Sight is a television show which is basically experts pairing up couples based on information given by the participants, who then meet for the first time on their wedding day. It follows the heartbreaks, love and all that throughout the show, where they have to make choices whether to stay or leave the relationship. Crazy stuff, I know.
@@hyperhero2 huh. Apparently I got it right
Thanks for that
he's hilarious
he spits straight facts
and now he can sing as well
this guy is truly amazing
"now he sings"
Bruh he literally got famous doing musical comedy with Sammy J
I recommend sammy j and randy if you want more of his singing
Yeah, he used to mostly do musical comedy with Sammy J. I think that’s what he was referring to with “I couldn’t give a flying fuck about my own fan base.” He just likes to sing 😆
I watch this and get so sucked in that I forget, “Oh yeah, this is a puppet”. THAT’s how you can tell someone is just that good.
Just love the final "fuck you". Just perfect.
This just showed up in recommended as the first video on a "Children's song" playlist. It's a great opening song but my kids are still a little young for it. 😆
HOW HARD IS IT TO WRITE AN OPENING SONG!
MELODY
HOOK
COMEDY CONCEIT
MELODY
HOOK
COMEDY CONCEIT
MELODY
HOOK
COMEDY CONCEIT
PUT EM ALL TOGETHER, AND YOU'VE GOT AN OPENING SONG!
never gets old
"orh i love the opening song"
"i love the opening song"
"i love the opening song"
"oo i love the opening song"
🎵 Put em together and you've got an opening song fuck you! 🎵
The backbenchers series was the best youtube rabbit hole I ever went down
@@unfunnymanchild7791 I replay all the episodes back to back very regularly 😁😁
We need Randy, Kermit and Bo Burnham on the same room. Just give us a whole special.
I NEED that kind of Chaotic Hilarity unleashed upon the world you have NO IDEA.
Randy and Bo would probably make Kermit walk out lol.
Oh my god yes. Randy has the chaos, kermit the humour and Burnham the vibe. It would we so fucking hilarious and awesome at the same time.
You mean randy, Kermit, bo burnham, and sock-o
all the muppets should be there. like, randy and bo are the guest stars. randy did exactly what jim henson aimed to do with the muppets, and that is prove they can be for adults. the episode should have randy be extremely explicit and getting straightman-ed by kermit, the rest of the muppets going insane, animal starts swearing as well after hearing randy swear, and bo is just confused from all the muppet chaos around him. after animal starts swearing, disney threatens to cancel the show and sock-o takes over bo's body. they eventually secretly replace animal with sock-o.
Are you insane?! The world would never withstand that! No one would survive!
I absolutely love how aggressive the song gets in the last couple lines, combined with the flailing arms and everything. Fantastic.
"OPENING SONG! RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!"
I love that line.
The part that gets me is when he goes “Opening sooooooooong! Right in your faaaaaaaaaace!”
"You made the choice to be here so you better fucking focus!" is easliy my favorite line
I love Randy Feltface. I will always pay to see him live given the chance.
“You made the choice to be here so you better F*CKING focus!” Legendary. I love this guy
Randy honestly needs a Netflix Special
that's exactly what we have to save him from
Randy doesn't need autotune 🔥🔥
...which is fucking hilarious when you really think about it.
Gotta love how he made a pair of puppet legs for a 3 second gag.
Love the song. Loved the show. Can't wait to see what you come up with next
This guy so deserves global attention. I'd love to come see you but I cant come to Australia because.... spiders. But if you ever swing by the states I'll be there 😁👍
@@randyfeltface shit missed it
@@jackreed6673 shiiiiiit
@@randyfeltface im south american so i cant go to your shows,that makes me sad
Thats great opening song, specially the rap part, you nail it! Keep the great work Randy!
a rap about terms and conditions, beautiful
oh shit, i've been waiting to see this uploaded on its own! my frenetic brownie making has finally paid off
This song is pure art
Beautiful as always. Honestly miss the comedy songs from Randy. Very underrated voice
Bro is a comedian, puppeteer and a singer. And he's fantastic at every single one of them
This song is instantly going into my favorite songs play list.
The Quentin Tarantino joke was awesome. 🤣
"And far fewer foot-fetish moments. Except for this one!" Funniest line in the song. Gets me every time.
@@jamestown8398 I like how he says "check them out Boyz" 😂 also the 40 year old f**k boy scene was awesome. Including the intro
I may or may not have this memorized already. Yes I do. Loved Purple Privilege! Keep up the awesome work, Randy!!
If someone brought me to this show as a first date- I’d be impressed
"And far fewer foot-fetish moments."
Well yeah, you've got no feet.
"Except for this one."
Got me a beauty Randy.
this guy can convey more emotion with a blank eyed puppet than most actors at Hollywood
UA-cam captions can't understand Scottish people but it can fuckin get Randy's rap??
Key change always hits with me!! 😍😍
I love this with a passion
Can we all appreciate how talented this guy is?.
Is this on Spotify?
Also "I just wanted to sing an opening song fuck you"
OPENING SONG!
Finally it can be added to my music playlist
And a different one but I’ll let you use your imagination
"My privilege is your pleasure, thank you" 😂😂😂
"statistically i'm more likely to instigate a shitstorm" I quote this
I keep on looping this opening, its so good Randy!!
Damn....Randy's bar's are 🔥
[insert musical artist name here] been real quiet since this dropped
Lyrics:
Opening song, that's what this is,
You thought it was a comedy, now its a musical, what the fuck is this
I was over there, now I'm right here,
I've changed my clothes to signify that its a different year,
Cause this show happens over multiple timelines (timelines),
Like a Tarantino film without the graphic homicides,
And far fewer foot fetish moments, except for this one (Check em out boys),
Opening song, written by me,
A singing dancing piece of shit, that you all paid to see,
You got it wrong, its cabaret,
Sucked in bad if you thought this would make a good first date,
Cause this show is my goddamn magnum opus (opus)
You made the choice to be here so you better fucking focus,
And if you'd rather be at home with 'Married at first sight' you get the hell out,
They'll be no refunds
Terms and conditions, Cmon
When purchasing a ticket always review the event and seat selection,
No exchange or refund for misplaced tickets or show content objections,
Subject to no conditions, consumer provisions price including taxes,
No better tactic to backing out you're on crack if you drastically underestimate the power of the written code of practise,
As a purple gen X cis man with an income and a platform,
Statistically I'm much more likely to instigate a shit storm,
But I'm also much more likely to escape without reproach,
The system is still stacked my way that's why I think I can get away with an opening song,
Opening song, thats what this is,
It even has a key change which is a little hit or miss,
Opening song, right in your face,
I couldn't give a flying fuck about my own fanbase,
I just wanted to sing an opening song, fuck you.
(if anything is wrong just tell say and I'll change it)
Thank you so so much for transcribing this
How many people could RAP TICKET Ts and C's!!!
Maybe you should put this on Spotify
For the love of , please get your purple felty posterior to the UK!
felty?
This song slaps I’ve been listening to it on loop for a while now.
What a force of entertainment. Would love to see a rumba collaboration with Jim carreys "the mssk" 😁
"I just wanted to sing an opening song, Fuck you!" That might be the funniest line in a song I've ever herd
The hit or miss key change is my favorite part
THIS FREAKING SHOWED UP ON A PLAYLIST CALLED CHILDRENS MUSIC
YEAH IKR???
Why hasn't this song been awarded a Grammy and a Tony? It's a travesty, I tell 'ya. If Randy gets awarded both at the same time then we could just say he won a Grony.
My new favorite musician that also doubles as a comedian
Randy nailing the hip hop bit
It's a little known fact that the puppeteer is actually Eminem. Don't tell anyone...
I NEED THE WORDS FOR THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS RAP PORTION LMAO- i wanna make a cover of this just for shits and giggles and that one bit is the part i'm struggling to memorise
Opening Song
-Randy Feltface
-----------
Opening song!
That’s what this is!
Ya thought it was a comedy, now it’s a musical
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
I was over there
Now I’m right here!!
I’ve changed my clothes to signify
That it’s a different year!
‘Cause this show happens over multiple timelines!
(Timelines)
Like a Tarantino movie, without the graphic homicide
*BANG, BANG*
And far fewer
Foot fetish
Moments
Except for this one!
(Check ‘em out, boys~)
Opening song
Written by me!
A singing, dancing, Piece’a shit
That you all paid to see!!
You’ve got it wrong!
It’s cabaret!~
Sucked in bad if you thought THIS
Would make a good first date
(Haha)
‘Cause this show is my god damn Magnum Opus
(Opus~)
You made the choice to be here so you
Better
Fucking
F o c u s
And if you’d rather be at home with ‘married at first sight’
You get the hell out!
There’ll be no re~funds~
(Terms and Conditions, COME ON!)
When purchasing a ticket, always review the event, and seat selection
No exchange or refunds for misplaced tickets or show content objections
Subject to NO conditions, consumer provisions, price including taxes
No better tactic to backing out you’re on crack if you drastically underestimate the power of the Written Code of Practice
As a purple, gen-X cis man
With an income and a platform
I’m statistically more likely
To instigate a shitstorm
But I’m also much more likely to escape without reproach
The system is still stacked my way, And that’s why I think I can get away~
With an opening song~
Opening song!~
That’s what this is!!~
It even has a key change
That’s a little hit-or-miss
OpEnInG SoNg!!~
Right in your face!!
I couldn’t give
A flying fuck
About my own fan base!
I just wanted
To sing an Opening Song!
Fuck you!
---------
Hope this helps!!
@@InkyBoiArts it does
@@InkyBoiArts thank you, you fucking legend
ten years on, a whole new meaning to "the queen is gone"
Now I want a mandatory button on websites which starts rapping the Terms and Conditions for 5h-10h
We need an album of that. Randy.
we need this on music services
The terms and conditions part goes hard honestly
The system is still stacked my way, that’s my favourite part of the song, just the way he sings it make me happy
I've listened to this 3 times now, it's just so fantastic 🤣
RANDY IS A FECKIN BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of these days imma have to buy a ticket to one of his shows and go see him in person. this dude is a legit commedy genious
Well UA-cam picked the perfect song to be the first song in the My Mix it recommended to me.
I just woke up, and uh… I’m woken up to, “So you better ******* focus.” Like ok jeez I’m up.
I’m playing this on New Years
Welp. This is gonna be stuck in my head all week isn’t it :p
dang, thats a one good singing voice
Oh this opening song was so good!!
1:56 my favorite part, 10/10
If someone asked me why this was funny because they didn't get it I couldn't tell them but I laughed at this for hours
Bro's literally the only one that can say "fuck you" to his audience and its hilarious to everyone lol
So catchy I love it
How many times have I watched this?
Answer: yes
🎶Talk about returning in style!🎶
Best song ever
It’s pretty fun telling people my favorite comedian is a purple puppet named Randy Feltface
Been stuck in my head all week
Best song ever change my mind
Been looking for this after watching the special
I have listened to this song so God damn much
That's a fucking great opening song, Randy!
Yay now I listen to it on repeat for hours on end!!
This new comedy special was great. Him talking about New York state in vivid detail was cool, since I live there. NYC comedy clubs can be very hard.
1:07 that one teacher
Thank you so much. All I've ever wanted was to loop this while doing something dumb.
Please Put it on Spotify, this is my Jam :)
Musical theatre and comedy rapping to go go
1:42
I'm trans and this is my favorite part just because it pokes fun about the fact that being trans sucks (It's not the only thing that it's poking fun at but still)
2:14 is the best part
genuinely amazing voice
1:19 manz went on a diffrent level
The genuine sounding fear on "my balls are gone"
His voice is so pretty
This was perfect for my morning
Best part of the show
love it
Holly shit it's the man behind the slaughter