Batman Violates The Justice League

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  • @PlotArmorComics
    @PlotArmorComics  Рік тому +326

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    • @mikeattard3543
      @mikeattard3543 Рік тому +5

      I think I read this in the New 52... can't remember. It's been a while and I'm WAY behind. If I recall wasn't this the storyline where Joker was using some chemical to regenerate from wounds and was actually hundreds of years old?
      When was this arc? I want to go back and catch up. 😀
      By the way, GREAT narration and character voices.

    • @Megaredronin
      @Megaredronin 11 місяців тому +2

      excellent joker voice mark would be proud :)

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron 11 місяців тому

      At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.

    • @alastormorningstar666
      @alastormorningstar666 9 місяців тому

      The death theme for the Joe chill moment was perfect

    • @xlordx1719
      @xlordx1719 7 місяців тому +1

      @@mikeattard3543hey man what’s the comic called? I really forgot the title

  • @JPD1990
    @JPD1990 Рік тому +6165

    The fact that batman has all the tech to take on the justice league but no "bat anti-prison bar repellant" in his utility belt. Adam west would be ashamed

    • @delphidelion
      @delphidelion Рік тому +253

      To be fair, it was West's Batman that comic Batman admits is the one Batman more prepared than him.

    • @Nugget911
      @Nugget911 Рік тому +30

      I mean he does have anti bar reppelent i guess he didn’t bring it or sum

    • @eksine
      @eksine Рік тому

      it turned him gay so not worth it

    • @turtle6727
      @turtle6727 11 місяців тому +8

      I was at least expecting plastique, but jail bar repellant would bump the comic to the next level.

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron 11 місяців тому +8

      At this point either i grew older or this has become a Detailed version of Road-runner show or Tom & Jerry ~ Batman refuses to kill Innocent ppl pay the price and he solves the problem caused by his own Ego or Oath to never KILL a criminal but let innocents die XD ~ Batman is the worse protagonist of all time.. shameful as fkk.

  • @alvarobarquin1201
    @alvarobarquin1201 Рік тому +10124

    I like how it always has to be evil superman vs good batman, otherwise we get batman who laughs, where bruce just wins every time

    • @superkid5485
      @superkid5485 Рік тому +140

      Yeah

    • @Handlesaretrash
      @Handlesaretrash Рік тому +170

      Bs imo

    • @Ddday14
      @Ddday14 Рік тому +715

      @@Handlesaretrash Bruce is top 3 smartest on the planet, it's like saying BS to evil reed richards being able to solo the world.

    • @endeavor1299
      @endeavor1299 Рік тому +74

      ​@@Ddday14 (the Maker)

    • @Ddday14
      @Ddday14 Рік тому +57

      @@endeavor1299 perfect example

  • @Clos35
    @Clos35 Рік тому +4198

    Batman is set to almost kill the Justice League but has simple handcuffs for the joker. At this point it feels like he enjoys what the joker does.

    • @Mikescool444
      @Mikescool444 Рік тому +456

      Definitely beginning to think the entire Batman and Joker plot is just an elaborate “enemies to lovers” story.

    • @asaenvolk
      @asaenvolk Рік тому +210

      the idea is that NOT killing the Joker is a large part of what holds him back from becoming a true psycho

    • @tutumazibuko2510
      @tutumazibuko2510 Рік тому +163

      @@asaenvolk that's idea tho. The reality is that it doesn't make any sense

    • @gamingnerd0348
      @gamingnerd0348 11 місяців тому +108

      ​@tutumazibuko2510 It makes a lot of sense
      Batman is a guy of reason, and if he killed one guy, how much easier would it be to kill the next?
      Injustice Superman is a perfect example. Superman, thought to have been incorruptible, broken with his wife and unborn child murdered. Superman did no hesitate to kill Joker, and while he was going easy on convicts at first, he eventually started killing again, eventually killing Billy aka Shazam.
      The real problem, other than the writers constantly letting Joker get away, is gotham's justice system consistently letting Joker go to an Asylum instead of giving him the death penalty.

    • @lightmohamed5700
      @lightmohamed5700 11 місяців тому +55

      @@gamingnerd0348 dude what are you talking about Batman is a sane guy more sane than anyone in the justice league he was dealing with the justice league like they are his immortal enemies yet cannot kill freaking joker
      Killing just joker would fix everything and he CAN keep himself in check after that if the writers once made Batman seem like the genius he is

  • @leondavis1093
    @leondavis1093 Рік тому +2399

    It was a little frustrating when Bruce had hypersonic speakers capable of stunning Wonder Woman in the pockets of his recovery outfit, but doesn't have an answer for a cell door in his fully prepped gear.

    • @AndrewTaylorNintyuk
      @AndrewTaylorNintyuk 11 місяців тому +135

      Or a gasmask

    • @larêverie-j4h
      @larêverie-j4h 9 місяців тому +44

      @@AndrewTaylorNintyuk fr i was waiting for him to pull it out, but plot i guess.

    • @ugiustuskeiserus8066
      @ugiustuskeiserus8066 8 місяців тому +43

      It's the kryptonite gum for me

    • @raziel710
      @raziel710 7 місяців тому +20

      It was in his utility belt, you can see at 2:20 and 2:27 that he has it in his hand. How he managed to grab it in the split second between Julia noticing something and Wonder Woman smashing him into the ground is the real question. But also it is kinda weird he didn't just pull out a small breaching charge that he has been shown to have and just blow a wall to get out of the cell.

    • @TheR3d3mpti0n
      @TheR3d3mpti0n 7 місяців тому +3

      He knows lockpicking too so this was whole new layer of weird

  • @RCNFLOriginal
    @RCNFLOriginal Рік тому +564

    "A bright sunny day in Gotham" excuse me, this is already abnormal

    • @NoobEd1ts
      @NoobEd1ts 3 місяці тому +3

      exactly

    • @BanishedSilentShadow3318
      @BanishedSilentShadow3318 Місяць тому +5

      Yeah that's like saying "Joker has decided to take week off of doing crime"

    • @Gaminginvrrr
      @Gaminginvrrr Місяць тому +2

      @@BanishedSilentShadow3318joker has discovered gmod

  • @ZulatobariGreatforge
    @ZulatobariGreatforge Рік тому +988

    So, Batman has a super Justice League-buster mech, with built in plans for each member of the League, including *red sun dust*, magic for Diana, AND chewing gum laced with Kryptonite. But he doesn't have a respirator for Joker Toxin? A villain he fights so often? Or you know, kick an rusted metal grate after RIPPING chains out of a wall?

    • @Kakascii
      @Kakascii Рік тому +56

      it was a new strain ..... didnt they say it ?

    • @functionatthejunction
      @functionatthejunction Рік тому +81

      And every single fight always ignores how fast Superman is.

    • @ghost1182able
      @ghost1182able Рік тому +24

      ​@functionatthejunction what you on about batman got speed blitzed the second super arrived and when he pulled him out the mech they were damn near at ozone layer

    • @functionatthejunction
      @functionatthejunction Рік тому +57

      @@ghost1182able If it were a full, safety off Supes he could punch Batman so hard he'd be reduced to sub atomic particles and do so faster than light. Batman always gets to go all out in these showdowns but Supes is always written at less than full power.

    • @gnpgeneral4651
      @gnpgeneral4651 Рік тому +57

      Also they forget that the flash has such a fast Metabolism most toxins/poisons leave his body the moment he runs somewhere

  • @oniarrca9431
    @oniarrca9431 Рік тому +323

    Wonder woman crashes through reinforced glass and smashes Bruce into the concrete floor...
    Bruce's head, being a normal human, becomes a red spot on the floor.
    Comic fades to black.
    🤣

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 6 місяців тому +24

      I say it every time😂 he is a human. He dies most 1v1s all the suits and gadgets are nonsense 😂

    • @LightYagami-ik1cg
      @LightYagami-ik1cg 6 місяців тому +11

      8:42 like wtf is this

    • @h445
      @h445 4 місяці тому +8

      @@LightYagami-ik1cg he's a meta human lol, clearly Bruce is more than just a man, guys.

    • @Theonewhoricoshots
      @Theonewhoricoshots 3 місяці тому +6

      ​@@h445 peak human at best, bro is not lasting one second against wonder woman in both ways.

    • @Theonewhoricoshots
      @Theonewhoricoshots 3 місяці тому

      ​@@h445 and is smart metahuman > goddess? Nuh uh!!!

  • @nunobatista5822
    @nunobatista5822 Рік тому +2170

    Kriptonite gum? For real?😂
    Every hero has plot armor but Batman takes is to another level

    • @TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gk
      @TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gk Рік тому +27

      How does a rock turn into gum?

    • @stargazer99
      @stargazer99 Рік тому +232

      @@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gklace it small enough? I know there are tons of micro rocks in water from sinks. Honestly I’m just spitballing.

    • @TheBlueFlash
      @TheBlueFlash Рік тому +34

      In Batman case he has to be ready for any possible scenario 😂

    • @marbelentertainment4761
      @marbelentertainment4761 Рік тому

      @@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gk you brake it to nano particles, essentially what dust is. and then mix it up with your preferred substance. it aint rocket science. Actually many of the things you eat and drink have minerals in them, which were rocks

    • @chrisprivette7260
      @chrisprivette7260 Рік тому +29

      ​@@TumelocarthbertSekoba-ur2gkall salt is little rocks

  • @kaldrazadrim
    @kaldrazadrim Рік тому +641

    Batman comics are wild. It’s like, joker gets superman‘s powers, joker gets darkseid’s, powers,

    • @inendlesspain4724
      @inendlesspain4724 7 місяців тому +10

      @breadandcircuses8127 Part of the reason is that Hollywood has historically been terrible at maintaning long-running story-driven sagas, with the MCU being the biggest effort to subvert that, and even then, it's been on a downward trajectory after Endgame.
      In Batman's case, there's always something that messes us the current continuity forcing them to start over (executive meddling ruining the Burton-verse, the death of Joker's actor from the Dark Knight, the DCEU... being the DCEU), so there isn't enough set-up to really get into the weird interesting stories.
      At least we have the animated shows and movies.

    • @Homelessmason
      @Homelessmason 5 місяців тому +2

      @breadandcircuses8127 I know they won’t do this, but Imagine if the next Batman movie was a time skip to the court of owls, I just hope that if they ever put it on the big screen they accurately portray the Labrinth. That is what put the court above so many other villains even after only one time of them going head to head. No other villain, even the joker fucked with Batman that much on their first go at it. I loved reading through that run

  • @shoken4421
    @shoken4421 Рік тому +106

    This is why Batman should just paralyze joker from the neck down ,don't kill him just lock him up in a cell so he can eat through a fuggin straw or a drip needle. .

    • @sans_the_skeleton.
      @sans_the_skeleton. Рік тому +7

      true

    • @shlokhoms8081
      @shlokhoms8081 Рік тому +22

      Or maybe just get a god dam lawyer and give him the death row for god sake....
      like Jesus Christ!!

    • @marshallkimmathers
      @marshallkimmathers Рік тому +12

      But you know the writers, the Joker just HAS to live.

    • @markjack9772
      @markjack9772 4 місяці тому +3

      DC humans can recover from injuries like that over time

    • @zobrown6920
      @zobrown6920 Місяць тому +1

      Joker will heal the writers gave him a small small healing factor and pain resistance in some comics

  • @TotallyNotJustCynical
    @TotallyNotJustCynical Рік тому +274

    I love the way he just cuts off Aquaman mid speech like not even bruce gives a shit about Aquaman 😂

  • @julzwinnfield6088
    @julzwinnfield6088 Рік тому +187

    Writers violate DC's strongest characters for sales.
    Fixed it for you.

    • @Nerd44442
      @Nerd44442 11 місяців тому +9

      agreed

    • @FuglyStick
      @FuglyStick 11 місяців тому +22

      Batman is the most successful DC movie character, gotta promote the golden goose.

    • @Nerd44442
      @Nerd44442 11 місяців тому +1

      @@FuglyStick nice name

    • @Frandleus
      @Frandleus 6 місяців тому +5

      Nah I’d prep time

    • @drewwilson5026
      @drewwilson5026 6 місяців тому +11

      I love how you can accept there's multiple universes, but one where Batman beats Superman is where you draw the line 😭😭

  • @HAMZA-OLYMPUS
    @HAMZA-OLYMPUS 7 місяців тому +113

    0:06 Possibly THE FIRST TIME I see Gotham City at day! 😂

  • @albertaugustine1501
    @albertaugustine1501 Рік тому +855

    The league puts Batman through this shit and they get offended when they find out of Batman s contingency plans 😑

    • @Handlesaretrash
      @Handlesaretrash Рік тому +40

      Blud ain’t even finish the video. This literally isn’t their fault.

    • @joeytheredkangaroo9393
      @joeytheredkangaroo9393 Рік тому +1

      His plans have been stolen and used on them. Also if he didn't save the joker's life Joker wouldn't be here to do this.

    • @skeleton4945
      @skeleton4945 Рік тому +6

      ​@@HandlesaretrashFr

    • @UniqueGameDev
      @UniqueGameDev Рік тому +163

      @@Handlesaretrash that's the point. its their fault or not when they turned against the humanity, the contingency plans is there to save the day.

    • @Handlesaretrash
      @Handlesaretrash Рік тому +30

      @@UniqueGameDev No, no it’s not. Commenter makes it sound like they intentionally do this shit to him and then they get offended because Batman made contingencies to stop them even though they put him through hell, when in actuality bro probably saw the first few seconds and immediately thought the JL intentionally turned on him when it ain’t the case.

  • @MCR123321
    @MCR123321 Рік тому +710

    Batman has armor stronger than any.
    It's called plot armor.

    • @RyomenAyeni225
      @RyomenAyeni225 Рік тому +33

      I literally typed up plot armour and this video showed up 💀💀

    • @yeahurbanned7602
      @yeahurbanned7602 Рік тому +7

      Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened

    • @MCR123321
      @MCR123321 Рік тому +22

      @@yeahurbanned7602 _Hey man if the writer writes him to win he can win call it what u want but that's that's happened_
      Typically all main characters in every book, magazine, tv show and movie have the same theme. They win, aka Plot Armor.
      It's the way stories work, they are built around the hero winning... No reason to get offended if the phrase 'plot armor' is used, but it's an accurate description.

    • @Arcad1010
      @Arcad1010 Рік тому +30

      @@yeahurbanned7602it’s called bad writing. 😂 plot armor is fine though. All main characters has it but Batman plot armor is jut fcking ridiculous.

    • @ender1570_
      @ender1570_ Рік тому +2

      @@Arcad1010Rey

  • @jacksonwhitaker8000
    @jacksonwhitaker8000 Рік тому +186

    I love how he played Death's whistle from Puss in Boots 2 right before Batman tool the bullet

    • @Somethingfunky12
      @Somethingfunky12 Рік тому +6

      I thought I was just hearing things

    • @judeearlywine9759
      @judeearlywine9759 11 місяців тому

      I have a video that is that whistle at random times throughout the hour and had to pause the video to check i hadnt accidentally activated the video

  • @deanooooooo6496
    @deanooooooo6496 Рік тому +186

    Lol.. he had his head planted through concrete, sorry he's not waking up from that.

    • @felipehernandez-pedroza8288
      @felipehernandez-pedroza8288 Рік тому +27

      Right? And that was just the beginning.

    • @kiryukazuma7960
      @kiryukazuma7960 Рік тому +24

      You guys need to read the other comics, endurance enhancers have made him recover from a shovel stabbed in his torso. Batman takes multiple durability enhancers which numb him to pain. Even as a Batman fan I get that this plot armor stuff is getting out of hand but he’s literally one of the first superheroes and is a human. The writers will always make him the underdog and still win.

    • @BMoser-bv6kn
      @BMoser-bv6kn 11 місяців тому +48

      @@kiryukazuma7960 With a skull denser than concrete, that ain't no human.
      And with visible plot armor powers, that ain't no human either. They always talk about his body breaking down, but he's still somehow magically functional. Even though his bones, tendons and brain take a lifetime's worth of MMA beatings every weekend.
      I guess it's like in Dragon Ball Z shonen power fantasy things - where strength isn't based on any internal logic. But the external popularity of the character. Goku gets to be a god, while Tien is a schmuck even though he shouldn't be.
      So Batman's super power is meta: He gets screentime in conflicts he has zero means to realistically contribute to. Because that's what the fans want to see.

    • @kiryukazuma7960
      @kiryukazuma7960 11 місяців тому +4

      @@BMoser-bv6kn yes, I think his strength comes from his popularity, kind of like Bigby from The Wolf Among Us. He's the most notorious fable and hence he's nigh un-killable

    • @GabrielVaz-cd9ms
      @GabrielVaz-cd9ms 11 місяців тому +19

      Buddy he already fell from the space landed on his fit and walked , he doesn't have a human durability clearly

  • @SirDubbs
    @SirDubbs Рік тому +181

    Why did he punch Superman back into the sunlight? Seemed like he had the advantage in the sewers where only his red suns shined.

    • @chadev9748
      @chadev9748 Рік тому +52

      comic writer probably wanted superman to use the laser eyes

    • @Seventh-sky_official
      @Seventh-sky_official 9 місяців тому +2

      That wording sounds so good

    • @yahallobenjamin2354
      @yahallobenjamin2354 8 місяців тому +2

      so the fight wouldnt end quickly

    • @pan1c974
      @pan1c974 7 місяців тому +5

      superman stores solar energy, it wouldn't have made a difference unless her was away from the sun for a long time

    • @random-qj6ih
      @random-qj6ih 7 місяців тому +1

      Because Superman had plot

  • @CLxJames
    @CLxJames Рік тому +107

    Plot armor for sure. Any sane society with any kind of values would decide a villain like Joker deserves the death penalty. With how many times he just breaks out and kills thousands, he is beyond saving
    Just kill him and be done with it

    • @MauriceWLee
      @MauriceWLee Рік тому +5

      @@alexandergreene461 funny you should say that, The Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker movie is almost like what you described

    • @MauriceWLee
      @MauriceWLee Рік тому +2

      Isnt that the premise of Injustice? Superman just does it

    • @MrTwille
      @MrTwille Рік тому +2

      That’s why superman is better

    • @nathanlamberth7631
      @nathanlamberth7631 11 місяців тому +9

      Even a society that doesn’t have the death penalty would strip joker of his citizenship and kill him as a combatant

    • @rocksdhamza2209
      @rocksdhamza2209 3 місяці тому

      Bruh Joker himself said that Superman was easy mode in the injustice movie ​@@MrTwille

  • @chrisgoris3794
    @chrisgoris3794 Рік тому +947

    Jim should've just kept shooting Joker, or at least take away his weapon so that way he could confirm Joker was dead

    • @blakes8901
      @blakes8901 Рік тому +47

      He was infected, can't expect that level of clear headedness from him, although it does seem he was still somewhat in control. Maybe the virus had enough control of him to prevent him from thinking rationally.

    • @Comicsluvr
      @Comicsluvr Рік тому +72

      Question: How many bullets do you put into the bad guy at the end of the horror movie?
      Answer: All of them...plus one extra magazine. Just to be sure...

    • @warpfrenzy
      @warpfrenzy Рік тому +33

      @@Comicsluvr there was an axe. Just take his whole head off.

    • @AligusAdventus1274
      @AligusAdventus1274 Рік тому +26

      @@warpfrenzy After you empty the whole clip and an extra mag, cut his head off, then Throw Joker out the window 😅

    • @animeguy1633
      @animeguy1633 Рік тому +8

      ​@@AligusAdventus1274but then if he survives you wont find the body and cant confirm his death

  • @bigjsomuchswag
    @bigjsomuchswag 8 місяців тому +53

    No human is leaving a outline in concrete and continuing the fight.

    • @Oyi_14
      @Oyi_14 5 місяців тому +12

      No human CAN leave an outline in concrete the concrete will literally turn you into paste

    • @markjack9772
      @markjack9772 4 місяці тому +7

      It's almost like this isn't real life or something

    • @Guilty2805
      @Guilty2805 4 місяці тому

      Me

    • @TheRisingNation133
      @TheRisingNation133 3 місяці тому +6

      @@markjack9772it’s almost as if he’s fucking Batman and we should just roll with the shitty fanfic writing right guys?

    • @markjack9772
      @markjack9772 3 місяці тому

      @@TheRisingNation133 ??

  • @ravidubey604
    @ravidubey604 3 місяці тому +3

    This comic was THE DEFINITION of plot armor. There are more macguffin’s per page in these two comics that you’ll never see again than in any other two comics maybe ever published. Bind of Veils, Aquaman nullifying goo, slippery crap that takes Flash down for an entire fight (lol, it two-panels the Flash), red sun knuckles (LOL), kryptonite gum, Justice buster armor with servers that can outrun Flash (I think we’re talking 4 Trillion dollars to make that suit), and most of all remote mind control Joker venom that somehow infected Wonder Woman AND Superman, not to mention Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg… how in Hell is this considered good writing??

  • @WilliamDiaz-p2h
    @WilliamDiaz-p2h 3 місяці тому +4

    6:28 just aquaman being as useless as ever lol

  • @krislynn5965
    @krislynn5965 11 місяців тому +14

    For the smartest guy on the planet, not permanently paralyzing the joker, putting him in cryrostasis, a medically induced permanent coma, a lobotomy,, or something of the like is just ridiculous. Some sort of permanent solution that still affords them life, albeit a poor quality life, but life all the same.

    • @JibrilPC
      @JibrilPC Місяць тому

      not like prison is much better

  • @19097hahaha
    @19097hahaha Рік тому +155

    I just love how you guys do this storytelling, it feels like I'm watching a movie with a comic theme. 👏👏
    Love this.

  • @SakuraAvalon
    @SakuraAvalon Рік тому +96

    Batman: I have a contingency plan for everything.
    Gas and bullets?! There's nothing on Earth to stop those!!

  • @masenguerra7835
    @masenguerra7835 Рік тому +55

    The level of consistency with how affective kryptonite is, is really dumb. A piece of gum mixed with kryptonite was enough to knock out Superman? Really? I get he was hurt from the mini red sun gauntlets which is already fucking insane but the gum was just stupid. It’s almost as if the writer realized that if Superman legit didn’t care about killing Batman would be screwed.

    • @nhandinh7404
      @nhandinh7404 Рік тому +16

      The gum did hit Superman’s EYE. Pretty sure if it was in his chest it wouldn’t have done anything

    • @rosecullen4429
      @rosecullen4429 Рік тому

      ​@@nhandinh7404yeah, eyes are porous, and they would have absorbed that instantly. I think anyone would double over in a moment if they had acid in their eye

    • @marshallkimmathers
      @marshallkimmathers Рік тому +1

      And ESPECIALLY make it potent enough to knock out SUPERMAN?!

    • @warangelcloud
      @warangelcloud 5 місяців тому +2

      The eyes connect to the nose and throat. The eyes are close to the brain and mucus membrane already. You want them to kiss like in today's comics.

  • @gnub3360
    @gnub3360 11 місяців тому +22

    I bet the writers were really feeling themselves with that reveal. "I bet NOOObidy would EEEEVVAAA gues the Joker."

  • @Im-sz6cr
    @Im-sz6cr Рік тому +23

    Tbh bat man got the most plot armor in all of fiction

    • @shota_tomioka2189
      @shota_tomioka2189 Рік тому

      nah its just being smart

    • @Valdemar135
      @Valdemar135 Рік тому +11

      hes just mary sue

    • @dennisbeaman958
      @dennisbeaman958 Рік тому +7

      Captain America has more plot armor because the super soldier serum made him at peak human condition not actually super strength or other things yet he went toe to toe with gods barehanded where batman has to use tools and weaknesses to win

    • @Bruh_prime
      @Bruh_prime 4 місяці тому +2

      @@dennisbeaman958 Finally Somebody with a functioning brain

  • @JP_...__.__.._
    @JP_...__.__.._ 11 місяців тому +29

    I always find it funny how batman literally dog walks the rest of the justice league like they're just a boss rush😂

  • @NaSMaX
    @NaSMaX Рік тому +23

    Remember kids two pieces of great advice:
    Always go for the head
    Always double tap

  • @bulletxwound3559
    @bulletxwound3559 Рік тому +9

    Batman's plot armor is stronger than the entire fairy tail cast combined

  • @lilliandeleon959
    @lilliandeleon959 Місяць тому +5

    6:07 bro fr thought he was gonna do sm

  • @sieg.4444
    @sieg.4444 Рік тому +58

    Unpopular opinion: Batman stories are better when Justice League members aren't in them.

    • @greywolf7577
      @greywolf7577 7 місяців тому +10

      Yes, it is better when the human Batman is facing the human Joker rather than overpowered Wonderwoman or Superman.

    • @paulligatto8476
      @paulligatto8476 Місяць тому

      Goes for the movies too.

  • @cybergecko1
    @cybergecko1 Рік тому +70

    Did the flash forget he could phase through the suit and remove Batman

    • @robbierotten2024
      @robbierotten2024 Рік тому +19

      Batman invented a bullet that can vibrate properly to kill a speedster so they can’t phase through the bullet. He can use the same technology to protect him from phasing through the armor

    • @all9472
      @all9472 Рік тому +12

      U really think batman didn't plan for that while he had plans for everything else thats like the first sub power batman learned about flash also in a tangent flash can run on clouds thats a cool sub power and the beyond flash she can run on air

    • @kiryukazuma7960
      @kiryukazuma7960 Рік тому +9

      He can do that to others, just not Batman cuz well…he’s Batman.

    • @Arcad1010
      @Arcad1010 Рік тому +13

      Cause writer sht on flash. He is a jobber and you know what’s even worse? He is fighting against a character known to possess the thickest plot armor in dc. Good luck with that. 😂

    • @FranciscoPetrucioJunior
      @FranciscoPetrucioJunior 2 місяці тому

      ​@@robbierotten2024 He WHAT?

  • @Carltonallen100
    @Carltonallen100 Рік тому +12

    Terrible writing. Plans for the whole league, but nothing for his favorite clown villain. He is complicit in every way at this point.

  • @redboy3743
    @redboy3743 Рік тому +14

    Damn batman really is a stupid superhero

  • @garyalmighty5139
    @garyalmighty5139 Рік тому +93

    You know why Batman win all the time because of the writers

    • @catspaw3092
      @catspaw3092 Рік тому +6

      And yet Hollywood can't get Superman right minus Christopher Reeves's Superman.

    • @yeahurbanned7602
      @yeahurbanned7602 Рік тому +20

      Bro thats why characters can do anything, the writers make the story💀💀

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian 11 місяців тому +3

      Depends
      Flash: yes
      Superman: literally the weakest superhero in DC if he isn't made fast enough to "ignore" kryptonite.

    • @brian_sipe
      @brian_sipe 11 місяців тому +8

      For real. IF Superman wanted to eliminate Batman, all he would have to do is heat vision him from orbit and call it a day. He could literally take a chunk of the earth out the size of the moon by looking at it hard enough, but the writers never want to deal with the repercussions.

    • @leoortiiiz
      @leoortiiiz 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Eshtian weakened superman still destroys half of the roster lmao

  • @maykonbrasileiro761
    @maykonbrasileiro761 7 місяців тому +7

    So they realy want me to believe that batman without a suit and still recovering can tank a hit on the back and getting his head smashed into concrete by wonder woman? Man, i miss the days when batman was still human

  • @bentonmarcum8924
    @bentonmarcum8924 9 місяців тому +8

    More like plot hole comics. Bruce is slammed into concrete hard enough to smash the concrete and survives. Dropped from a thousand feet and survives. Then the (master strategist) knocks Superman out into the sunlight recharging his powers. Then doesn't even finish the story leaving us hanging. This is what hack writing looks like.

  • @ycplum7062
    @ycplum7062 Рік тому +48

    Sometimes I wonder about the sanity (or laziness) of the writers.

  • @ThePuff18
    @ThePuff18 6 місяців тому +7

    “PLEASE LET HIM BE OFF PLANET”
    _Plastic man appears_
    “Shit.”

  • @connoc5078
    @connoc5078 8 місяців тому +11

    Batman basically just has toonforce. It's like everyone else is wile e coyote and he is the roadrunner. Shame that some batman writers just have no idea what they are doing. The only legitimate reason he would be able to do these things at all in-universe is if this all took place in his mind while under the effects of fear toxin or something, but making that the ending is no better than "it was all a dream".

  • @grip3939
    @grip3939 Рік тому +28

    When are we calling Aquaman's weapon as a Penta-dent

  • @migueeeelet
    @migueeeelet Рік тому +25

    Ok so, I know that Batman is all about rehabilitation and such, but at this point Joker has actively brainwashed other superheroes... why the hell did Bruce let things get to this point? I swear he's as complicit of all the pain and suffering Joker's causing as the Joker himself. It's making it annoying to follow some of these comics.
    I guess the old plot points and justifications just don't hold up as well anymore.

    • @dennisbeaman958
      @dennisbeaman958 Рік тому

      He can't kill joker anyway because joker will come back he always does same with others that die

    • @jyymorrison1445
      @jyymorrison1445 8 місяців тому

      @@dennisbeaman958PARALYZE HIM!!!

  • @razi_man
    @razi_man Рік тому +97

    The Joker Justice League is a threat that I am pretty sure not even the normal Justice League can take. I get that Batman is prepared with his plans, but it does get a bit plot armory. (Y'know?)

    • @LBCMOE
      @LBCMOE Рік тому +12

      It's because no one just comes and outright kills him, they wanna give him time by talking shit but the moment he realizes you're trying to hurt him you're already in a losing fight.

    • @SonicFan313
      @SonicFan313 Рік тому +10

      Nah, Joker gas doesn`t make you smarter or better at planning. Just as drugs - they numb out certain parts of brain and personality, so JL was severely nerfed there.
      Without the Joker gas they could`ve avoided about half of stuff he uses. Or maybe attacked all at once

    • @SonicFan313
      @SonicFan313 Рік тому +2

      @breadandcircuses8127 well, even drugged and poisoned Justice League as opponent is still impressive feat to survive against.
      And if he had time to actually prepare for an attack without rush, he certainly could make the fight without as much risk or property damage. But you cant prepare for everything, and noone could predict that Joker would suddenly infect the team..
      In fact, how the f did he manage to do so.

    • @spencer7539
      @spencer7539 Рік тому +4

      Keep in mind they are under joker's control- probably not their peak usage of ablities, and on top of that they take time to gloat like mister j

    • @herrscherofrule34
      @herrscherofrule34 Рік тому +3

      ​@breadandcircuses8127how so he's outsmarted Darkseid before one of DC most intelligent characters

  • @magmaslug9305
    @magmaslug9305 11 місяців тому +8

    Dr. Gary-stue Plot-armor Fights the justice league.

  • @thatnaaaa
    @thatnaaaa Рік тому +9

    why is the writing in the dc offices so lazy & bad they literally dumb the characters down so they can focus on batman

    • @troyjollimore4100
      @troyjollimore4100 Рік тому

      Simple. He’s their biggest moneymaker…

    • @talentroller4413
      @talentroller4413 9 місяців тому

      @@troyjollimore4100then you may as well just not include the other characters and make everything about batman…

    • @troyjollimore4100
      @troyjollimore4100 9 місяців тому

      @@talentroller4413 They could… But you have to have some variety.

    • @talentroller4413
      @talentroller4413 9 місяців тому

      @@troyjollimore4100 then treat those characters with respect or don’t use them at all. at least marvel is better in this area

    • @troyjollimore4100
      @troyjollimore4100 9 місяців тому

      @@talentroller4413 They’re just struggling to understand and pander to their audience, which is VERY difficult these days. Marvel bridges the gaps with humour, but that is getting harder and harder to do.

  • @DangStank
    @DangStank Рік тому +12

    Kinda weird that it makes them all fight Batman seriously at first and later become jokery

  • @zwordsman
    @zwordsman Рік тому +7

    Honestly Jim should know better than to stop firing and not double tap the head.. No court, no judge, no jury, is gonna go "that was excessive"

  • @isaak5615
    @isaak5615 7 місяців тому +5

    this is pure plot armor, he was already partially injured before diana slammed him into eh concrete ground, he should have died or at least been knocked unconscious then and there, also the entire point of the flash is that hes fast, he would notice the projectile being shot at the ground and not run over it, also kryptonite gum is the biggest ass pull I have ever heard of

  • @imtherealdeal1532
    @imtherealdeal1532 Рік тому +5

    Batman's plot armour is legendary.

  • @functionatthejunction
    @functionatthejunction Рік тому +21

    Has anyone ever wrote an accurate Batman Vs Superman? You know, where Batman gets atomized faster than his brain even recognizes a fight has started?

    • @benfarrar741
      @benfarrar741 Рік тому +3

      An accurate Batman vs. Superman would be over in one page. No one would buy it.
      The best approach to the “Batman vs. Superman” concept was in the animated series. The two heroes teamed up to take on Lex Luthor and the Joker, and they clashed over the appropriate methods they should use to fight crime. By the end, they had arrived at a place of mutual respect and friendship.

  • @Seraphvonteschen
    @Seraphvonteschen Рік тому +13

    Jesus, can the writers for batman get any more cringe?

  • @joaohenriqueneuhaus2023
    @joaohenriqueneuhaus2023 8 місяців тому +4

    2:37 His face is all nice for someone who just kissed concrete

  • @thehighsch00ldropout
    @thehighsch00ldropout 3 місяці тому +1

    Batman vs the entire justice league? Thats just not fair...to the justice league

  • @LucanoGaming
    @LucanoGaming Рік тому +18

    End Game had such terrible writing. Batman gets crushed against concrete and is unfazed. Then goes on to basically win against the League, just to be caught off-guard by gas... How many Batman rogues use gas? Are you telling me the guy who is always prepared to beat gods, cannot prepare for gas?

  • @elymolloy8333
    @elymolloy8333 Рік тому +5

    I love how dc has finnaly shown the world batman ia just a joke pained as a rich guy

  • @asapartsa
    @asapartsa Рік тому +4

    *how did you demolish the justice league *
    batman: "im batman"

  • @akuokami1677
    @akuokami1677 11 місяців тому +4

    Makes me think back to a conversation between superman and batman where he showed that he has a contingency for every member and that the league is his contingency against himself.

  • @gary_coleman
    @gary_coleman Рік тому +18

    I remember reading this as a little kid thinking Batman could beat literally anyone

    • @pizzaguy9483
      @pizzaguy9483 Рік тому +5

      Same I saw this years ago. Now it’s kinda just bs

  • @stoopidpursun8140
    @stoopidpursun8140 9 місяців тому +3

    The argument that "Batman has no super powers" is complete nonsense. Batman has an unlimited bank account with no supervision and the strongest plot armor in comics.

  • @stellarstar6553
    @stellarstar6553 9 місяців тому +5

    Man, when Aquaman showed up I could imagine Bruce going "...Really? You all sent fucking *Aquaman* to come fight me?"

  • @fengshuimaster7880
    @fengshuimaster7880 Місяць тому +1

    Batman fucking praying that superman wasnt on planet is funny as shit, bro knows that if superman is really trying he is absolutly fucked

  • @changmark
    @changmark Рік тому +7

    I love Alfred's loyalty.

  • @atomicaustin703
    @atomicaustin703 3 місяці тому +1

    You see Batman is playing chess while everyone else is playing uno

  • @dynamicstudios6254
    @dynamicstudios6254 9 місяців тому +3

    To be honest, I would’ve liked to see a story where the justice league just straight up hated Batman without him knowing, and them seeing him as a threat that needs to be taken out

  • @ClareAmel
    @ClareAmel 6 місяців тому +2

    Bind of Veils some asspull that 99% of fans have never heard of before
    For some reason Wonder Woman isn’t holding back but the Flash is
    Aquaman doing literally nothing
    Kryptonite gum
    And on top of all that, somehow Batman somehow gets from on his ass about to get killed by Wonder Woman not even in his normal batsuit to in the Justice Buster suit with WW getting the veil on her… OFF PANEL.
    This intro to Endgame is why 99.9999999% of people who don’t already like DC think Batman is such an unserious character. Writers must have had diarrhea with how easily asspulls seemed to slip out

  • @Syrx_1
    @Syrx_1 8 місяців тому +3

    when aquaman appeared i imagined batman saying "what're you gonna do? throw a trout at me? lmao

  • @Nappa-q5x
    @Nappa-q5x 29 днів тому

    Batman low key loves every second of his trails and tribulations no matter how dire he loves every second of it, that’s why he doesn’t kill joker

  • @robliscious4548
    @robliscious4548 Рік тому +23

    I like how everyone calls out Batman BS but no one calls out the BS on Joker. He is a capable villian for sure but, he is pulling BS in this. Bioengineering a Joker Virus that brainwashes in the matter of seconds. They left Hal Jordan out for a reason because it wouldn't have made it past his defenses, the same with Cyborg, and even Superman is stretch.
    They want to make Joker a world level threat when his city level, maybe nation level at best. He is so overrated at times. The same with Batman. I really like him, but the BS he pulls with at times makes no sense. Also for some reason in Batman comics all other heroes are at 5th grade level of intellegience.

    • @elymolloy8333
      @elymolloy8333 Рік тому

      It's kind of like how you'll never see a video of people get away from cops even tho it happened all the time, the writers want you to know that no matter where your from, you can even be a GOD, NOTHING is more powerful than $.

    • @Arcad1010
      @Arcad1010 Рік тому +4

      I would assume that when people call out Batman’s bs all his villains are attached to it as well…

    • @BMoser-bv6kn
      @BMoser-bv6kn 11 місяців тому +1

      Their power level and screentime is proportional to their popularity. What the fans want to see is what they'll get.
      This is how most wrestling series work, from Dragon Ball Z on. It helps to think of it more as a sport that we're watching, than a logically consistent independent world.

    • @gunchar06
      @gunchar06 5 місяців тому +1

      """They left Hal Jordan out for a reason because it wouldn't have made it past his defenses"""
      Wonder Woman literally has a poison specialist as a prominent villain, a sentient Virus as an obscure villain and is magically immune to all kinds of mind control plus has a divine lasso that hard counters exactly this kind of shit, they left out Hal cause he wasn't part of that run and not cause they had any problems with giving Joker this kind of plot armor XD...

    • @gunchar06
      @gunchar06 5 місяців тому +1

      @@BMoser-bv6kn If that would be even remotely true, Aquaman and Wonder Woman would've regularly steamrolled the Justice League and have had more screentime than the the whole rest together around 2017-2018.

  • @kratosthegodofwar7961
    @kratosthegodofwar7961 Рік тому +3

    You CAN’T tell me Batman is actually human, Diana Smashed this mfker into the FKING GROUND WITHOUT A SUIT and was STILL ALIVE.

  • @slavkotonkovic6216
    @slavkotonkovic6216 8 місяців тому +4

    everytone comments about bullshit utility gdets and no one how wonder woman slammed him in concrete (to point of breaking said concrete floor) and guy ignored it?

  • @jacob9687
    @jacob9687 Рік тому +3

    So wonderwoman can slam batman into a concrete floor and leave a small crater but nightwing couldnt take an escrima stick to the temple in the injustice movie lol

    • @bluejay3748
      @bluejay3748 Рік тому

      I get your point, but Nightwing did fall into a piece of rock that hit a certain part of his neck

    • @JP_...__.__.._
      @JP_...__.__.._ 11 місяців тому

      That's the thing though, nightwing isn't batman

  • @Tankurface
    @Tankurface Рік тому +3

    The joker would NEVER say "Bruce"

  • @mondobigbongo
    @mondobigbongo Рік тому +4

    if you added a 🥴 to the end of the title it would make this an entirely different thing

    • @mondobigbongo
      @mondobigbongo Рік тому +1

      Batman Violates The Justice League 🥴

  • @bajista159
    @bajista159 8 місяців тому +1

    The over reliance of Batman stories on the Joker is slowly killing the character

  • @themadmystic1688
    @themadmystic1688 10 місяців тому +12

    Plot Armor Comics is the perfect description for any Batman comic, it seems.

  • @Geepus311
    @Geepus311 16 днів тому

    Loved when joker said " its jokin' time! " And joked all over jim gordons bed

  • @catspaw3092
    @catspaw3092 Рік тому +9

    What does everyone think of Batman having every known file on his teammates along with their weaknesses?

  • @kylekey6481
    @kylekey6481 Рік тому +2

    So Wonder woman wanted to kill Batman so she smashes through the window slams him on the ground and instead of finishing him there she tries to flies him to his secluded area to deliver the deathblow and of course he escapes ....... Batman has such plot armor of course a normal person being slammed onto the ground hard enough to make an indent in the floor would die but not this guy😂😂😂

  • @Fermifire
    @Fermifire 11 місяців тому +3

    Thank you for narrating these. These are amazing! As someone who maybe read 1 or 2 comics, these vids keep me in the zeitgeist.

  • @carlosvillafuerte5378
    @carlosvillafuerte5378 9 місяців тому +1

    Bro violates justice league and he got violated by joker lmao

  • @ForceTahd
    @ForceTahd Рік тому +4

    This is the best narrator you have had.

  • @Shaggy_real
    @Shaggy_real Місяць тому

    I like how Jim quite literally has the best conditions possible to shoot Joker right on the spot, yet he chooses to be fukin braindead. 😂🙏 "StOp RiGhT tHeRe!"

  • @rafaelinyoutube4175
    @rafaelinyoutube4175 7 місяців тому +2

    So Bruce has a mechanical suit of armor powerful enough to best multiple demigods in combat back-to-back, yet he doesn’t have a gas mask built into his batsuit?

  • @AthanasiosPhoenix
    @AthanasiosPhoenix Місяць тому +1

    This is why his no kill rule needs to be removed

  • @Dreadfulwretch
    @Dreadfulwretch 11 місяців тому +2

    Love seeing Bruce and Alfred joke around and be father and son

  • @killa_king_8037
    @killa_king_8037 8 місяців тому +1

    bro shes like 2 seconds away from killing him with a forced amazon motorboat that mortals have no chance of surviving 2:38
    youre only delaying the inevitable bruce, come to bed with me or die

  • @charlesgbertrand
    @charlesgbertrand 9 місяців тому +7

    So . . . Batman can take down the _entire_ justice league with barely breaking a sweat (except Superman, but even Supes goes down quick) but he cannot come up with a prison that could keep Joker locked up?
    And just how long did it take for Gordan to fire the gun?!
    Friggin' plot hole armor!

  • @poket-racer7674
    @poket-racer7674 7 місяців тому +2

    bro wrong choice of words💀

  • @41dn
    @41dn Рік тому +11

    I wish you did part 2s/continuations more often

    • @panix186
      @panix186 Рік тому +5

      this. It's kind of sad that there is no whole follow up... but probably to boost up the comic sales

    • @41dn
      @41dn Рік тому +8

      @@panix186 yeah I think it's to encourage people to read the official releases, which I respect ultimately

    • @VerdeMorte
      @VerdeMorte Рік тому +5

      I wish they'd at least list the name of the comic arc

    • @BubbleGum566
      @BubbleGum566 Рік тому +3

      ​@@VerdeMortethey posted a link to the comic in the description.

  • @IamNoobYT
    @IamNoobYT Місяць тому

    The fact that the writers forgets flash cant be mind controlled because he just thinks faster. Its weakness is really the writers

  • @aimanazman4649
    @aimanazman4649 9 місяців тому +7

    2:19 Bruce's plot armour so strong he survived the Darkwing's Treatment (Invincible)

  • @darthrevan4169
    @darthrevan4169 9 місяців тому +2

    Batman will do literally anything, other than kill the Joker.

  • @jorgea2441
    @jorgea2441 6 місяців тому +2

    Ok, I'm a Batman fan, but him getting smashed against concrete to the point of fracturing it and making a shape around should have killed him. His superpower is his writers.

    • @co.1157
      @co.1157 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, it's plot armor

  • @jabrark5828
    @jabrark5828 Рік тому +10

    My only question in all this: Alfred has A DAUGHTER?

  • @DanBurgaud
    @DanBurgaud Рік тому +2

    2:00 Alfred had the last laugh! HAHAHAHAHA!

  • @Groovy-guy
    @Groovy-guy Рік тому +3

    Death of the family storyline has always been my favorite hopefully someday they make an dc animated movie of it