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  • @q-tuber7034
    @q-tuber7034 19 днів тому +90

    Love that Stephen is so committed to telling his Bear Grylls story, and soldiers on despite all the innuendo being piled on top of it, and then finishes it off himself with “arse luge”

    • @JoelGilmore
      @JoelGilmore 18 днів тому +5

      Finishes it off himself, you say...

  • @MrShoward73
    @MrShoward73 20 днів тому +231

    I desperately needed this laugh. Thank you.

    • @UkeaOP
      @UkeaOP 20 днів тому +41

      Same here. Good reprieve from everything

    • @tessesmom
      @tessesmom 20 днів тому +19

      Me too

    • @nickmcgookin247
      @nickmcgookin247 20 днів тому

      As soon as they pick a black women from ca . We where f@$!%

    • @borofreak
      @borofreak 20 днів тому +7

      Boy......................

    • @peebozuna
      @peebozuna 20 днів тому +32

      Much love from across the pond, please stay strong 💜

  • @DRAG0NSPIRIT10
    @DRAG0NSPIRIT10 20 днів тому +164

    Seeing their reaction to the walking race footage reminded me of this line "It doesn't matter sometimes how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum draws the eye." 😆.

    • @tehfiredog
      @tehfiredog 19 днів тому +14

      ...and we are all remembering Wang's wang...

    • @Joe-sg9ll
      @Joe-sg9ll 19 днів тому

      oh that's why they didn't show it? I wanted to see the freakish feet swinging
      but it was just that ladies MOANING

    • @AdamBechtol
      @AdamBechtol 19 днів тому +2

      Ha thanks for sharing.

  • @chrismelikian
    @chrismelikian 19 днів тому +14

    Just watched the episode with Bear Grylls, it was excellent! Well done Stephen!

  • @OldrNwizr2
    @OldrNwizr2 19 днів тому +34

    If the thumbnail features Stephen with his head in his hands, I know I have to watch 😂

  • @Tao_Tology
    @Tao_Tology 19 днів тому +62

    "After 45 minutes the arse was completely ripped out of my trousers and I couldn't walk."
    Just an everyday account of time with Bear Grylls.

    • @timmcdaniel6193
      @timmcdaniel6193 19 днів тому +5

      More like an everyday account of time with Stephen Fry.

  • @Big_Man_Enjoyer
    @Big_Man_Enjoyer 20 днів тому +72

    Just as I needed it to come back, QI comes back onto my algorithm. Having a really rough start to the day for American reasons and this helps
    Thank you for this

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 19 днів тому +10

      @@Big_Man_Enjoyer If it helps any, QI will still be going after the current happenings.
      Life, of some sort, will still be keeping on.

    • @Big_Man_Enjoyer
      @Big_Man_Enjoyer 19 днів тому +9

      @ yeah. It’s helped to remind myself that things haven’t stopped happening, and that the world isn’t being sundered beneath our feet. I’ll still have my friends, the things I enjoy, y’know
      Doesn’t stop my mind from acting like the world’s ending, but I’m trying to stay hopeful, vigilant, compassionate, and patient

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 19 днів тому

      @@Big_Man_Enjoyer
      [Edit: apologies in advance. Big, preachy yt comment coming. 😎]
      The 'big' work now (and probably for a loonng time yet) imo is to find ways to connect with "those awful people who did what _I_ don't think they should".
      There's a great quote from a guy called Christian Piccolini:
      former neo-n**i and general white supremacy group leader who found his way out principally through other people doing this, connecting with him:
      "find someone unworthy of your compassion and give it anyway, because I guarantee they are the ones who need it the most"
      because from his direct experience people, who could easily, justifiably, have shunned him......saw him as a person.
      This year/cycle was bad enough, folk are going to get deeper into their echo chambers.
      We _have_ to find ways to connect, and to hope and believe more people can understand each other's point of view.
      (otherwise we just end up with social media algoritm clips screaming at each other. 😏 )
      👍🏻

    • @devinecatlady
      @devinecatlady 19 днів тому +2

      ​@@Big_Man_Enjoyer In NZ here and checked progress last night before I fell asleep. When I saw the results I burst into tears and was shaking and shaking and shaking in horror and fear. I had the exact same reaction in 2016. My husband at the time asked what was wrong. It was the same as this time. Just this overpowering feeling of danger danger danger. Sadly I lost my husband a year and a half ago so last night I was on my own trying to deal with what felt like a panic attack. I ended up ringing a friend hoping she didn't think I was nuts. Luckily she understood. There have been very very few things in my 50 years that trigger anything close to such a physical reaction. The man terrifies me.

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 18 днів тому

      ​@devinecatlady , he really is diabolical, isn't he? And Vance is waiting in the wings for trump to pop off so he can become Dictator in Chief.
      It's very scary.
      🇦🇺

  • @christhesmith
    @christhesmith 19 днів тому +5

    I am starting to cry-laugh and I haven't even started the clip yet.
    Bless You Stephen!!

  • @c0ldc0ne
    @c0ldc0ne 19 днів тому +36

    Stephen really needs to brush up his awareness of the law of holes: "if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging".

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 19 днів тому +8

      'But my innuendo ladder will get me out of this.
      Watch as I whip it out......'

    • @BLT1967too
      @BLT1967too 19 днів тому +6

      He's too talented a speaker and comedian; I'm confident he knows what, ahem, holes he's digging. He may not know where the panelists will go through them, exactly (he probably has _some_ idea), but he knows what he's doing.

    • @ashleywebster2659
      @ashleywebster2659 19 днів тому +1

      Or maybe it's a case of when Stephen digs a hole for himself, he uses both hands!

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 19 днів тому +9

    This clip is appropriately titled, because Stephen's Bear Grylls story is by far the best part of it.

  • @Secretgeek2012
    @Secretgeek2012 20 днів тому +34

    "Arse luge"! 😂

    • @Scott2148
      @Scott2148 19 днів тому +1

      New Olympic sport ?

  • @catatonicbug7522
    @catatonicbug7522 19 днів тому +5

    There is a story of the women's Chinese Olympic race walking team where the pace-keeper out-walked the team leader. Other teams were beating them, so the leader and the rest of the team quit the race. The pace-keeper continued and won the race. However, because the team leader wasn't the winner, the team ostracized the pace-keeper, who ended up celebrating with the Australian team instead.

  • @telemachus53
    @telemachus53 20 днів тому +18

    Oh dear, when is QI going to add subtitles to their clips?

    • @hughvane
      @hughvane 19 днів тому +2

      An excellent question. Hard to hear some answers/queries because they're all so intent on interrupting and upstaging one another.

    • @weirdunclebob
      @weirdunclebob 15 днів тому

      As they've ignored our requests for years, I'm guessing never. Strange as many other sites much smaller than them have them or at least the auto generated ones which are the next best thing. Some even put their own subtitles in the video itself as well as allowing auto generated ones. Sad, really.

  • @twocvbloke
    @twocvbloke 20 днів тому +14

    If I were put in a survival situation with bear grylls, I'd rather just face the eternal music than drink my own pee... :P

    • @mphays
      @mphays 20 днів тому

      You can always procure a mug of ocelot pee and use that to toast the king.

    • @Dranok1
      @Dranok1 20 днів тому +6

      If I were in a genuine survival situation with Bear Grylls, I'd spend my time praying for Ray Mears to turn up out of the blue...

    • @kleinerprinz99
      @kleinerprinz99 20 днів тому

      if you have to drink your own pee unfiltered, something went terribly wrong and you wont last long anyways, pee is like salt water and might contain stuff the body wants out of the system, not a good idea to drink anyones' pee

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 19 днів тому +2

      @@twocvbloke If you're ever in a survival situation with Bear Grylls, there's probably a film crew nearby with some spare water. 😏

    • @OriginalPiMan
      @OriginalPiMan 19 днів тому

      Drinking yourself won't help. Ignoring all the waste and bacteria that your body has just gone through the effort to expel, the water is going to be too salty to get much hydration out of. And even if you purify it each time, it would be quickly diminishing returns because thats only where a portion of the water you drink goes.
      And by the time you're really dehydrated, you probably won't be able to get much liquid of any sort that way.

  • @lestmak
    @lestmak 20 днів тому +12

    Sandi's cut off again at the end? What do I pick???

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 19 днів тому +7

      Something

    • @riaz8783
      @riaz8783 19 днів тому +6

      I think at the end she says "Oh please come on Eileen"

    • @ClarkDroneFilms
      @ClarkDroneFilms 19 днів тому +4

      @@lestmak "Pick something, anything, to distract yourself. The ticking clock, the creaking floorboards, the distant rumble of thunder - all seem to amplify the silence that surrounds you. Your mind races, thoughts spiraling into a vortex of doubt and fear. You reach out, your fingers trembling as they brush against the cold, metallic surface of a doorknob. A chill shoots down your spine as you turn it slowly, one agonizing inch at a time."
      That's what she says
      Yes this is ai

    • @lestmak
      @lestmak 19 днів тому

      @ hmm doesn’t sound like Sandi… maybe the AI Sandi needs some more work.

    • @danmayberry1185
      @danmayberry1185 19 днів тому

      One does come to rely on Sandi.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 20 днів тому +5

    "A *TIP* to one of the rules..."

  • @user-tq7bg8hd9e
    @user-tq7bg8hd9e 12 днів тому

    The dark haired woman is as humourous as she is charming and polite.

  • @mikemoore4033
    @mikemoore4033 20 днів тому +4

    Arse Luging has to be a new Olympic sport.

  • @christopherdean1326
    @christopherdean1326 16 днів тому

    I once found my legs turned to jelly leaving me unable to walk, although in my case, the four pints of Old Rosie scrumpy I had just drunk may have been a factor....

  • @rickyball5165
    @rickyball5165 10 днів тому

    Here in America we call that speed walking and it's for older people to get exercise instead oh running

  • @geoffroi-le-Hook
    @geoffroi-le-Hook 19 днів тому

    The front leg must be straight when it contacts the ground.
    No refreshments except from approved sources.

  • @michaelh7741
    @michaelh7741 10 днів тому

    Does this mean that Hal was wrong about that guy he couldn't beat was a race Walker and not a 'common jogger'

  • @EebstertheGreat
    @EebstertheGreat 19 днів тому +1

    This always seemed like a very silly approach to me, but then, racewalking is a very silly sport. So I guess it fits.

  • @blargl121
    @blargl121 20 днів тому +5

    Race walkers ruin their hips so badly since its so unnatural to maintain the motion for hours

  • @AnnaAnna-uc2ff
    @AnnaAnna-uc2ff 20 днів тому

    ta

  • @TheZapan99
    @TheZapan99 19 днів тому

    And then Stephen further imitated Bear Grylls by eating lamb testicles in that dreadful deleted scene from The Hobbit.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 19 днів тому

    Fa-dubba-da, fa-dubba-da, fa-dubba-da...

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 19 днів тому

      I'm guessing it winds up very chafed (and possibly somewhat bruised..)

  • @kurtn4819
    @kurtn4819 11 днів тому

    Here's the actual history of Race Walking: In Roman times in the Coliseum during a long distance running event one of the runners suddenly experienced a terrible case of diarrhea. Not wanting to lose the race and embarrass himself by shitting all over the course, he tightened his anus and continued on as best he could sort of running & sort of walking. Unfortunately he didn't make it all the way to the finish before explosively & nastily staining the course. The dignitaries and the audience couldn't stop laughing finding it terribly funny & entertaining. The emperor who was in attendance ordered that the event be included in the games thereafter with the runners made to eat very spicy & slightly rotten food that would ensure a good show. Whoever made it to the finish line regardless of time without messing themselves were praised & invited to banquets & fed similar fair for private races. Believe it or not!

  • @jonmobrien
    @jonmobrien 19 днів тому

    First of only two rules of walking:
    Contact: The athlete must never have both feet off the ground at once.
    So sick of this show giving false answers for no apparent reason.

    • @michaelsecker8105
      @michaelsecker8105 18 днів тому +2

      At a quick Google search you are correct. But if you delve a bit deeper QI is right on this one.

  • @run4funorgo4dough
    @run4funorgo4dough 18 днів тому

    Another 4 minutes I'll never get back.

  • @yqrgirl7125
    @yqrgirl7125 20 днів тому +45

    For those in the future reading this and need context, it is the morning of Nov 6, 2024 when this clip was released. The 🍊🤡 has declared victory. 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @nickmcgookin247
      @nickmcgookin247 20 днів тому +5

      Yea we all knew that, as soon as they picked a girl.

    • @amoral_minority
      @amoral_minority 20 днів тому

      ​@@nickmcgookin247 the American people decided that women are worse than felons. It's sad and pathetic 😢

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan 19 днів тому +1

      and the BBC have done nothing but throw it down our throats.
      I don't care and likely to punch anyone who I come in contact with who does care about what goes on in that backwards country.

    • @fingersTitan
      @fingersTitan 19 днів тому +1

      Who (With an IQ over 2 points) cares?

    • @alexread6767
      @alexread6767 19 днів тому +1

      ​@fingersTitan
      Any women worried about dying during child birth because doctors can't give them support
      Anyone in poverty worried about tariffs increasing prices
      Anyone in historically profiled groups worrying that police officers will actually get immunity for assaulting and murdering them
      Anyone who believes in freedom of religion worrying that the King James will become mandatory reading in public schools
      Anyone with empathy worried that millions of people are cool with the guy who mocked a disabled reporter
      Anyone with gullible family worried that someone will suggest injecting bleach again
      Anyone worried that Russia will get off easy for bullying other countries
      Any peaceful protestors worried that Project 2025 will allow the military to use force against them
      Any decent human has reasons to care about this.

  • @anneominous7172
    @anneominous7172 12 днів тому +1

    All the innuendo... Bear's a bit old for Stephen, eh.
    Watch when Stephen dies. He'll be the next one. We're gonna hear some shit.

  • @jedsithor
    @jedsithor 19 днів тому +3

    Sue's lucky nobody picked up on her mistake. She said RedTube. Never say RedTube. Always say Pornhub. Everyone knows Pornhub, it's part of the culture and thus has plausible deniability. But if you say another place like RedTube, clearly you have an account there lol

    • @grrinc
      @grrinc 19 днів тому

      I wondered what she was talking about too. Thanks for clarification. I nevertheless heard of it. Bookmarked now though.

    • @hiidenkirnu
      @hiidenkirnu 19 днів тому +5

      This is an old clip though, it took quite some time for PH to become as popular as it is today. It's possible RT was much more popular back when this one was filmed.

    • @64-96
      @64-96 15 днів тому

      @@hiidenkirnu You're on the money, RedTube is also owned by the same people as PH. Prior to like, 2009 or so, RedTube was synonymous with internet porn and name dropped in all sorts of jokes like this. Just shows that the average person on the internet is too young to know stuff like this.

  • @RubyDoobieScoo
    @RubyDoobieScoo 19 днів тому

    So essentially cheating was so prevalent that they gave up enforcing the one rule.

  • @FreakyRufus
    @FreakyRufus 19 днів тому

    Sometimes, I just want to hear the actual story and get a bit annoyed with the panel making jokes.

  • @ShaggyRogers1
    @ShaggyRogers1 20 днів тому +4

    "Race walking" isn't a real sport, purely because the entire competitive case is just "who cheats the best".

    • @DeathlyTired
      @DeathlyTired 20 днів тому +1

      Syllogism.

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 20 днів тому +2

      It is a sport.

    • @ShaggyRogers1
      @ShaggyRogers1 20 днів тому

      @@Tillyard86 it is a fraud pretending to be a sport. A "sport" that has competition centered around who can cheat the least obviously is not a true sport. When the "training" for your "sport" center around techniques to fool the eyes of judges, then your "sport" is a sham.

    • @DeathlyTired
      @DeathlyTired 20 днів тому +1

      Still syllogism.

    • @Tillyard86
      @Tillyard86 20 днів тому

      @@ShaggyRogers1 its in the Olympics, how can it not be a sport.

  • @JJONNYREPP
    @JJONNYREPP 19 днів тому

    Stephen's Bear Grylls Story | QI 1557PM 6.11.24 have i ever laughed.....? erm..... i think you may have to ask the person concerned about that...

  • @el_guapa
    @el_guapa 19 днів тому

    "Race walking" is the stupidest thing ever. Want to move faster than the normal walking pace? There's this thing called running.

  • @fingersTitan
    @fingersTitan 19 днів тому +2

    Sue saying Redtube (Not a top 5 site) gives you more than you need to know of her evening entertainment. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @mepatton
    @mepatton 19 днів тому

    Back in the day when QI was still watchable... and funny.