I Evolved A Creature Designed Only To Cause Suffering in Spore
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- It causes suffering for anything it interacts with. It also has no eyes or means of movement really. It basically just floats around making the ocean a worse place. The only way it can eat is by sometimes bumping into whatever food is floating around or when something tried to eat it and dies itself because it's made of spikes. This creature adds nothing to the environment around it. It only makes things worse.
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Tip for the future- if you scroll while hovering over a part in cell creator, it changes the size. Part size when added is generally average.
Since we're giving spore tips- hold ctrl when grabbing a new part to not have it mirrored. Then it won't be mirrored!
@@frostyflames7864 Hmm! That’s one I hadn’t figured out! Thanks! I’ll be sure to use it in my next playthrough!
if you hold left click on a color it'll open a shading pallete for that color.
I've used that to make a blob that swallows up it's enemies when trying to attack
selecting a part and holding alt lets you rotate it freely. also mods...mods are great
When you realize that DF just made a sea urchin.
Even sea urchins can move better than this disaster lol
@@kaymcdonald7349 because earth's devs anticipated maximum spike-itude
evotution of sea urchin in a nutshell
Haha yeah Sea Urchin 101.
a long one but yes a sea urchin
Just wait until he learns he can make them longer.
I Will wait until people learn how to put Spike in the mouth.
It happened to me once, and I never tried to get It more than once but the steps should be:
1) make the area for the mouth large
2) make the mouth large
3) Place a Spike anywere and make It small
4) move It inside the mouth and regulate the size
5) you can still eat, but now you can double hit with the Spike and the mouth.
(I don't Remember if this Is exactly what I did, but I distincly remember playing the s**t out of this game and finding out some weird bugs, like the Spike + mouth or the "never leave water trick", wich basically makes you play the creature fase only in water and going to Land makes the big Monster come out and eat you, eggs in water have a weird floating physic)
Oh no
@@stefanomartinelli7344 holy fuck I want to try that
HAHAHAHHAA THE CHAOS
@@stefanomartinelli7344 My favorite trick was if you keep an eyeball that's only available on the microbe stage, you can scale it really freaking big in creature stage and have things stick out of it OR be hidden inside. I made a walking eyeball with horns and no visible mouth. It it still my favorite creation.
"I'm pretty much just a tumbleweed that's going to kill things occasionally."
- DangerouslyFunny 2020
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Nice pfp
So basically just a sentient tumbleweed?
Was scrolling through the comments randomly, and stumbled upon this comment right at the moment it was said in the video. I dont know, I just find this coincidence very amusing.
So a sea urchin.
Goal: make EVERYONE suffer.
Mouth spikes: everyone includes you.
Most creatures: run fast, claw, EAT
this one: TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME
The Spore Manifest Blonde
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oh no
@@dee779 oh no
@@user-sq3ey3jg4k OH NO, NO, NO, NO. NOOO
"A creature designed to only cause harm"
Creates literally a porcupine.
You could have said Urchin since it's in the sea, has no eyes and only a beak outside of it's shell, or a hedgehog since it is covered in spikes and can form into a spike ball when threatened but you had to go for the spiky creature furthest from it in appearance for some reason, the porcupine which can only erect spines on it's butt.
Those Fuzzy Caterpillars that are Danger Touch
porcupines are cute af
Not literly. You must be a kid?
Sea porcupine
me the entire time after he made it impossible to eat: *REMOVE THE DAMN MOUTH SPIKES*
I'm just annoyed he didnt rush for the proboscis. its a spike that you can eat through
What bothered me more were those 2 spikes that he put in the beginning that weren’t straight :p
Or just make the mouth bigger
Everyone else: *Live, Run, Eat*
This one creature: "PLEASE TOUCH ME! I NEED YOU FOR FOOOOOOOOOD!!"
Parasites in a nutshell
That would actually be horrifying to come across
I think you've discovered an entirely new predatory technique: entice something to try to eat you, thereby knocking into other prey.
Parasites then?
@@user-ik1bq6qg2u more like parafright
More like some kind of a extra screwed up bait and switch.
Hol' up, I feel that this thing could move around by using its myriad of spikes like oars on a viking ship
-immobile
-no eyes
-spikes=yes
Df’s Favourite animal is sea urchin confirmed
And Cactuses!
Uh...sea urchins can move
@@abyss1315 The "Creature" also moves,but it's so slow it migth as well don't (Like Sea urchins)
@@Puki9117 Sea urchins can still move though, they're incredibly destructive and them being mostly immobile is a good thing considering they eat kelp like crazy and most oxygen on earth comes from the ocean as well, which includes kelp, of which are photosynthetic organisms that produce oxygen and sea urchins are invasive pests that while are slow, can cause great damage when in numbers unless predators like Sea otters are able to scoop them up and protect the kelp by eating them.
Tldr: Sea urchins are slow and not very immobile but are dangerous in numbers to the oceanic environment =/= Funny cell creature from funny video that makes us laugh by being basically immobile and struggling to survive
I rest my case of Sea urchins being immobile in the way y'all are thinking they are and I bid you good day bc I'm not wasting my time with silly youtube comments cause "I'm the big brain person" in the scenario
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I didn't know that DF had such a desire to create me.
Oof size: large
Your.pfp.
So do if you do that, do you do it with the seat on or down?
He didn't he created coller Rainy Birb
1:1 replica, 10/10
Sir that wold be creating a creature to be a disappointment
"I'm a spiky sausage of adversity" is going to be my new tinder tagline
“I have a spicy sausage of adversity”
'spiky sausage' doesn't exactly spell appeal to the ladies.
@@swordzanderson5352 they like adversity when it's a guy playing hard to get.
@@randomidiot8142 i'm talking about when spiky sausage is literal.
@@user-bn6vg8ck4t Tinder is a dating app.
UA-camrs with similar energies:
-DangerouslyFunny
-GrayStillPlays
-RTGames
-Let's Game It Out
Yea i think xD ( i dont wacthed rtgames or lets game it out yet but i gonna look to these channels someday lol)
Don't forget mitten squad
And EazySpeezy
And Call Me Kevin
When you watch all of them you have achieved the psychopath achievement.
I like how he talks happily and calmly while all hell is going loose
Yup!
This is fine
I feel like this would be how DF would announce that he’s having a kid.
Ded
Underrated
lmao
yep things he needs to do
1. face reveal
2. get a relationship
3. be the best DF he can be which will be absolutely hilarious
4. do his thang
*"Touch me, get in my mouth " "Keep touching me"*
- DF 2020 colorised 18+
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*”Touch me big boy”* -another cursed message from DF
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guys this needs to stop
"Keep touching me"
-DF, 2020.
Wait that’s illegal.
Social distancing people
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“Your creation needs a mouth.”
God making the Atlas Moth: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”
Yep, those guys have a bad adulthood.
And cicadas
And lunar moths
and mayflies and any silk moth. rip mouthless bugs lol
@@PatriotAnimation cicadas have mouths, very sharp ones capable of stabbing through bark.
What’s funny is this is a legit underwater strategy in real life
The life of a sea urchin
As an avid spore player, seeing DF remove the Flagella during the cell stage hurt me on a spiritual level.
That part makes you move faster.
When he removed the eye it reminded me of another spore video that was just Worm. No eyes, no killing, no legs, just a body and mouth
Him using small spikes hurt me so much
@sans the skeleton well, that’s what he do
You could also say it hurt you on a *cellular level*
@@chickychocku that to, I appreciate the pun
ah, the pitiful worm challenge.
DF in every other game: "how much speed is it possible to stack to make me ridiculously fast?"
DF in Spore: Designs a creature too slow to do any more than drift aimlessly...
tbh, I expected him to crack and pile on speed boosts before the end of the video 😅
Never underestimate DF's insanity
I was praying for it, so I knew he wouldn’t 😂
>chooses bumblebee pattern
Also df:
"Why is it striped?"
I love crab rave
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A
Because in the creator there isn't stripes
@@Puki9117 r/wooosh
Every time he upgraded and forgot to remove the mouth spikes I died a little inside lmao
This dude's voice is so gentle and comforting so it's weird hearing DF say morbid things bc it always comes off like: "♥️so let's💫 build✨✨ a creature that♥️🌈 lives in a✨ state of 💓constant 🌈💫suffering🌈🌈💞"
Thank you for perfectly visualizing it
He sounds like Caboose, from Red vs. Blue
@@richardp5920 i- yes
@@richardp5920 FACTS
@@richardp5920 THE WAY I GASPED
He really said “take a bite out of me” to a herbivore
Why do I feel like DF is actually the only UA-camr to comit a warcrime because he thought it would be fun
Those children in Yemen stand no chance
he'll probably be like, oh how was i suppose to know that was a warcrime
while nuking half the planet
Yes.
@@badduka198 that's fucked up and funny at the same time 😂 dark humor can be pretty interesting
"Touch me big boy" -Dangerously Funny 2020
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[lenny face]
"touch me" "don't touch me" "it won't touch me again" for 15 min
"Today I feel like messing with evolution, so let's build a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering."
Achievement Unlocked: New Favorite UA-camr
Literally just me playing spore every time
Same
How did you comment on a video one minute after it got posted if the video is fourteen minutes long?
@@daltoncarverxc i-
Okay I'll admit it I'm a time traveler I watch the video and then I went back in time.....
Is spore a computer game? Would it work on a chromebook?
FD: *Sees herbivore*
FD: "Take a bite out of me, I know you want to."
Why FD instead of DF ?
@@TheRealGamada autocorrect, probably
@@exittierone it is all coming together...
@@TheRealGamada Fangerously Dunny
@@ybobux not bad, not bad.
I know that the aim was pain but if he'd use the omnivore "mouth" thingy, he'd have more room for spikes, since the mouth is basically a straw.
If he could get to the part anyways
"I'm basically a tumbleweed that kills things occassionally."
Out of context that is terrifying.
No, it's just the Keanu Reeves tumbleweed.
DF: "Yeah, touch me wherever you want. Also, get in my mouth."
What kind of channel was this again? XD
Questionable to be sure xd
DF: stop touching me, I want the big one
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The fact that he didn't fix the spikes that were tilted caused me to suffer as well.
Worst part in this video xD
Bro fr that constantly was annoying me
0:55
I wasn’t expecting Giorno’s Theme.
Especially when you’re creating an abomination of life.
He also added the Pillar men theme, a true JoJo fan
*_"I'm a spicy sausage of adversity."_*
... _subscribes_
"Let's build a crwature that is constantly in suffering"
The Pain Elemental from Doom Eternal
Wow. This was the most gruling Spore experience I have ever watched.
"So he better put lots of things in his mouth" -Dangerously Funny 2020
so many other weird quotes in this one
like come touch me big boy
Or “GET.IN.MY.MOUTH”
@@jamisoncrawford2265 its getting a bit odd
IS THIS VIDEO PORRN
@@swswangel no
I admire your dedication. I could never have suffered through leveling such a slow creature.
"My mouth hole was my vulnerable hole" XD i cant omfg
You managed to make an entertaining video playing the most boring part of Spore. Such an impressive feat.
i loved it when you played this a couple years ago.
thanks for bringing it back!
Alt title: DF plays god and causes his creations to endure extreme suffering...
So normal god
DF: *makes a creature to only to make others suffer*
God making me: *makes a creature to only make myself suffer*
Oof size: l a r g e
Heh, I feel ya
Im not religous
Anything you want to talk about?
MEGA R/woooosh
"why wont anyone touch me" honestly I thought u were family friendly XD
"Today I feel like messing with evolution. So let's make a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering."
-DF 2020
"ooh, touch me big boy!"
-DF,2020
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Nobody:
DF: touch me, get in my mouth
hmmmmmm
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Darth Spam
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"Touch me, get in my mouth... Yeaaaahhhhh" - DF 2020
DF: I am a spikey sausage of advesaty.
me: *scrolls to comment section
Just saw this video while watching Spore videos, thanks for a good laugh!
Mom: listening to what im watching
Dangerouslyfunny: come on touch me anywhere anywhere you want
God has a mom?
Im lucky my mom not english and shes english is a bit bad xD
DF: looks at herbivore
Also DF: EAT ME
i love his opening statement, "now lets make a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering"
The reason that thing pops up saying you can made is cuz it's reminding you you have the capability of mating. You can at any point change your creature. You don't have to wait for the little hint at the bottom. Also, the tentacle mouths means it's a herbivore period it's not going to go after you.
2:06 That is surprisingly accurate to evolution, some animals actually did develop to look or act like other animals that were known to be poisonous or toxic to eat. (in your case spiky bad touch)
I haven’t watched yet, but I am excited watch DF screw up evolution.
You were correct
@Haley Bowers The heck he doing over there?
Actually, he succeeded. There are things that look like that in nature.
Yay he’s gone back to spore!
10 years or so and I still find this game delightful.
“You can touch me whenever you want”
“Also get in my mouth”
Wait,excuse me? That’s not very family friendly.
I usually prefer making a zoomie cell creature, zipping around at the speed of a microscopic life form is fun.
Spore: “make anything you can imagine and evolve “
Df: makes reverse pincushion with a mouth
Me: “why just why” (presses like button)
I’m glad that someone is doing spore. it was a great game.
That one spike that was tweaked sideways was murdering my OCD
Oh my god, I want to die, please, lord, make this end...
“Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
God: 0:00
Tell me God, are... you puuuunishing meeeee? Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistake? This... Is...my reeeedemption soooong.
Haha! Played Spore a lot, wanted some nostalgia, but this vid is sick, i laughed my ass off! thank you!
absolutely love the spore content in 2020
With every video, DF’s editing skills grows...
He has an editor.
The editing is getting chaotic, I love it
when i looked at the thumbnail the cell looked so realistic and i thought the title was gonna be something like “I evolved a realistic looking creature in spore”
This is legit ordinary sausage with gray still play in it also
12 years late to play spore lmao. I do love this game though, brang some nice memories back :)
Brang?
Now make a creature that is insanely fast
Make it so fast that it start lagging the game
How?
This man who currently says "touch me" should really do a collab together with Let'sGameItOut
this guy, let's game it out and graystillplays would make a perfect trio
Yes to both of you
This guy is like the type of UA-camr that does the ideas in old games that no other UA-camr did and it pissed you off
I like how Giorno's theme dropped when he said you don't need a mouth
"Today I feel like messing with evolution" - God with Australia
Yes, finally, he's playing this game!
Oh so you’re doing spore now? This will certainly end welk
i havent watched your videos in awhile and clicked on the video in my reccomended without looking who it was and immediately gasped and smiled when i heard it was you
4:29 Ironically, bright red means good food in animal world, you want dangerous, blue or green is the color to go.
Whatever creature we see inside the cell stage is what the hairy Caterpillar evolved from
Hey DF, you can use the mating call button whenever, you don’t have to wait for the game to tell you
This!! Frustrated me so much haha
Df literally just made a puffer fish.
Except that Pufferfishes are actually good creatures
@@Puki9117 AUGH
@@NoOne-ju8fi Why AUGH !
@@Puki9117 because of the pufferfish chomping a carrot
@@NoOne-ju8fi OK
Three quick things:
You can make the spikes bigger by scrolling the mouse wheel while they're selected. This applies to any part as well.
The proboscis is basically a spike with a mouth on the end. That would solve your eating problems AND add a new spike.
You can put a spike on and then put a way to move over that without sacrificing space. You might have to shift them around a little to do it, but in the end, more spike AND more movement.
Just trying to make you more deadly if you want another pass at this.
Congrats, you adopted the Jellyfish/Sea Urchin strategy, just drifting and hoping you catch something while being practically immortal
i am happy that is causing suffering in a game that is 12 years
edit: DID HE HAVE JoJo IN THE VIDEO?
I have no mouth, and eye must scream
“I can’t wait to eat things” -every millennial at the end of the week
Did you know that you can shrink the spines, put them extra close, and then enlarge them afterword to pack even more in? Also, the proboscis is basically a spike mouth!
This made me very happy.
You made a mix of an urchin and sea slug. It's adorable, derpy, and murdery.
I wonder why DF's views decreased so much, it almost hurts my heart.
I know right? His most recent video only has 14k views and this video has over one million 😓 it’s so sad
this is actually df’s alien ancestors hes decided that since weve been good human slaves to our alien overlords that he can give us a history lesson in how he wa sborn
Oh, cool! I've never been to a video posted 8 seconds ago
Dude I spent so much time messing with this game as a kid, glad people are still having fun with it
"I'm a spikey sausage of adversity." My new motto for life, thank you very much, I'll just take that!