I Evolved A Creature Designed Only To Cause Suffering in Spore

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  • @carbonbeaker409
    @carbonbeaker409 4 роки тому +1404

    Tip for the future- if you scroll while hovering over a part in cell creator, it changes the size. Part size when added is generally average.

    • @frostyflames7864
      @frostyflames7864 4 роки тому +167

      Since we're giving spore tips- hold ctrl when grabbing a new part to not have it mirrored. Then it won't be mirrored!

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 4 роки тому +55

      @@frostyflames7864 Hmm! That’s one I hadn’t figured out! Thanks! I’ll be sure to use it in my next playthrough!

    • @melonmanmoop3255
      @melonmanmoop3255 4 роки тому +34

      if you hold left click on a color it'll open a shading pallete for that color.

    • @polydullmemes3497
      @polydullmemes3497 4 роки тому +12

      I've used that to make a blob that swallows up it's enemies when trying to attack

    • @Snobilicat12
      @Snobilicat12 4 роки тому +20

      selecting a part and holding alt lets you rotate it freely. also mods...mods are great

  • @GenericUrbanism
    @GenericUrbanism 4 роки тому +4972

    When you realize that DF just made a sea urchin.

    • @kaymcdonald7349
      @kaymcdonald7349 4 роки тому +430

      Even sea urchins can move better than this disaster lol

    • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
      @MamaTrixxieAsmr 4 роки тому +234

      @@kaymcdonald7349 because earth's devs anticipated maximum spike-itude

    • @Yomesto
      @Yomesto 4 роки тому +77

      evotution of sea urchin in a nutshell

    • @KhanMann66
      @KhanMann66 4 роки тому +18

      Haha yeah Sea Urchin 101.

    • @DingleBingle4
      @DingleBingle4 4 роки тому +17

      a long one but yes a sea urchin

  • @wyatt130
    @wyatt130 4 роки тому +664

    me the entire time after he made it impossible to eat: *REMOVE THE DAMN MOUTH SPIKES*

    • @CryoXerxes
      @CryoXerxes 4 роки тому +95

      I'm just annoyed he didnt rush for the proboscis. its a spike that you can eat through

    • @matteochiesurin2365
      @matteochiesurin2365 4 роки тому +30

      What bothered me more were those 2 spikes that he put in the beginning that weren’t straight :p

    • @DrLongWang
      @DrLongWang 4 роки тому +12

      Or just make the mouth bigger

  • @chambersgames801
    @chambersgames801 4 роки тому +8093

    Just wait until he learns he can make them longer.

    • @stefanomartinelli7344
      @stefanomartinelli7344 4 роки тому +585

      I Will wait until people learn how to put Spike in the mouth.
      It happened to me once, and I never tried to get It more than once but the steps should be:
      1) make the area for the mouth large
      2) make the mouth large
      3) Place a Spike anywere and make It small
      4) move It inside the mouth and regulate the size
      5) you can still eat, but now you can double hit with the Spike and the mouth.
      (I don't Remember if this Is exactly what I did, but I distincly remember playing the s**t out of this game and finding out some weird bugs, like the Spike + mouth or the "never leave water trick", wich basically makes you play the creature fase only in water and going to Land makes the big Monster come out and eat you, eggs in water have a weird floating physic)

    • @GenericUrbanism
      @GenericUrbanism 4 роки тому +28

      Oh no

    • @FTMothman
      @FTMothman 4 роки тому +94

      @@stefanomartinelli7344 holy fuck I want to try that

    • @DingleBingle4
      @DingleBingle4 4 роки тому +11

      HAHAHAHHAA THE CHAOS

    • @Connorses
      @Connorses 4 роки тому +140

      @@stefanomartinelli7344 My favorite trick was if you keep an eyeball that's only available on the microbe stage, you can scale it really freaking big in creature stage and have things stick out of it OR be hidden inside. I made a walking eyeball with horns and no visible mouth. It it still my favorite creation.

  • @trick7024
    @trick7024 4 роки тому +2855

    "I'm pretty much just a tumbleweed that's going to kill things occasionally."
    - DangerouslyFunny 2020

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 4 роки тому +4412

    -immobile
    -no eyes
    -spikes=yes
    Df’s Favourite animal is sea urchin confirmed

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 роки тому +58

      And Cactuses!

    • @abyss1315
      @abyss1315 4 роки тому +49

      Uh...sea urchins can move

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 роки тому +135

      @@abyss1315 The "Creature" also moves,but it's so slow it migth as well don't (Like Sea urchins)

    • @abyss1315
      @abyss1315 4 роки тому +45

      @@Puki9117 Sea urchins can still move though, they're incredibly destructive and them being mostly immobile is a good thing considering they eat kelp like crazy and most oxygen on earth comes from the ocean as well, which includes kelp, of which are photosynthetic organisms that produce oxygen and sea urchins are invasive pests that while are slow, can cause great damage when in numbers unless predators like Sea otters are able to scoop them up and protect the kelp by eating them.
      Tldr: Sea urchins are slow and not very immobile but are dangerous in numbers to the oceanic environment =/= Funny cell creature from funny video that makes us laugh by being basically immobile and struggling to survive
      I rest my case of Sea urchins being immobile in the way y'all are thinking they are and I bid you good day bc I'm not wasting my time with silly youtube comments cause "I'm the big brain person" in the scenario

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 роки тому +56

      @@abyss1315 K

  • @ericfelipe4198
    @ericfelipe4198 4 роки тому +3499

    "A creature designed to only cause harm"
    Creates literally a porcupine.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 4 роки тому +90

      You could have said Urchin since it's in the sea, has no eyes and only a beak outside of it's shell, or a hedgehog since it is covered in spikes and can form into a spike ball when threatened but you had to go for the spiky creature furthest from it in appearance for some reason, the porcupine which can only erect spines on it's butt.

    • @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture
      @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture 4 роки тому +15

      Those Fuzzy Caterpillars that are Danger Touch

    • @Exis247
      @Exis247 4 роки тому +4

      porcupines are cute af

    • @Rejj_
      @Rejj_ 4 роки тому +3

      Not literly. You must be a kid?

    • @NStripleseven
      @NStripleseven 4 роки тому +1

      Sea porcupine

  • @The.Queen.Cat.
    @The.Queen.Cat. 4 роки тому +570

    Most creatures: run fast, claw, EAT
    this one: TOUCH ME, TOUCH ME

  • @makennashuter6606
    @makennashuter6606 4 роки тому +735

    Goal: make EVERYONE suffer.
    Mouth spikes: everyone includes you.

  • @artsyhoodies
    @artsyhoodies 4 роки тому +590

    Everyone else: *Live, Run, Eat*
    This one creature: "PLEASE TOUCH ME! I NEED YOU FOR FOOOOOOOOOD!!"

  • @rainybirb5298
    @rainybirb5298 4 роки тому +3066

    I didn't know that DF had such a desire to create me.

    • @Thegentechgamer
      @Thegentechgamer 4 роки тому +80

      Oof size: large

    • @halfway7690
      @halfway7690 4 роки тому +33

      Your.pfp.
      So do if you do that, do you do it with the seat on or down?

    • @green_claw2830
      @green_claw2830 4 роки тому +8

      He didn't he created coller Rainy Birb

    • @Joseph_mama
      @Joseph_mama 4 роки тому +6

      1:1 replica, 10/10

    • @reaperthegecko4592
      @reaperthegecko4592 4 роки тому +9

      Sir that wold be creating a creature to be a disappointment

  • @FinnishCrystal
    @FinnishCrystal 4 роки тому +1839

    *"Touch me, get in my mouth " "Keep touching me"*
    - DF 2020 colorised 18+

  • @MWSin1
    @MWSin1 4 роки тому +492

    I think you've discovered an entirely new predatory technique: entice something to try to eat you, thereby knocking into other prey.

  • @dimbolobodore8509
    @dimbolobodore8509 4 роки тому +323

    I like how he talks happily and calmly while all hell is going loose

  • @redhoneysugarorange6290
    @redhoneysugarorange6290 4 роки тому +329

    UA-camrs with similar energies:
    -DangerouslyFunny
    -GrayStillPlays
    -RTGames
    -Let's Game It Out

    • @monsterteamtr6488
      @monsterteamtr6488 4 роки тому +13

      Yea i think xD ( i dont wacthed rtgames or lets game it out yet but i gonna look to these channels someday lol)

    • @emeraldangler
      @emeraldangler 4 роки тому +8

      Don't forget mitten squad

    • @fmw_lol7223
      @fmw_lol7223 4 роки тому +9

      And EazySpeezy

    • @wroniskoooo
      @wroniskoooo 4 роки тому +18

      And Call Me Kevin

    • @bradwyant2993
      @bradwyant2993 4 роки тому +16

      When you watch all of them you have achieved the psychopath achievement.

  • @lucasm.3864
    @lucasm.3864 4 роки тому +759

    I feel like this would be how DF would announce that he’s having a kid.

    • @DanksterPaws
      @DanksterPaws 4 роки тому +11

      Ded

    • @bruh-zn8ju
      @bruh-zn8ju 4 роки тому +8

      Underrated

    • @hy3na739
      @hy3na739 4 роки тому +5

      lmao

    • @galaxygrlray9979
      @galaxygrlray9979 4 роки тому +6

      yep things he needs to do
      1. face reveal
      2. get a relationship
      3. be the best DF he can be which will be absolutely hilarious
      4. do his thang

  • @XstickbuddyX
    @XstickbuddyX 4 роки тому +603

    "I'm a spiky sausage of adversity" is going to be my new tinder tagline

    • @bobthetomato7005
      @bobthetomato7005 4 роки тому +12

      “I have a spicy sausage of adversity”

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 4 роки тому +3

      'spiky sausage' doesn't exactly spell appeal to the ladies.

    • @randomidiot8142
      @randomidiot8142 4 роки тому

      @@swordzanderson5352 they like adversity when it's a guy playing hard to get.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 4 роки тому +4

      @@randomidiot8142 i'm talking about when spiky sausage is literal.

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-bn6vg8ck4t Tinder is a dating app.

  • @Zerobloodify
    @Zerobloodify 4 роки тому +236

    "Keep touching me"
    -DF, 2020.

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 4 роки тому +452

    “Your creation needs a mouth.”
    God making the Atlas Moth: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”

    • @maxeon0937
      @maxeon0937 3 роки тому +29

      Yep, those guys have a bad adulthood.

    • @PatriotAnimates
      @PatriotAnimates 3 роки тому +17

      And cicadas

    • @alexandercox9004
      @alexandercox9004 2 роки тому +3

      And lunar moths

    • @ald7282
      @ald7282 2 роки тому +1

      and mayflies and any silk moth. rip mouthless bugs lol

    • @chitinskin9860
      @chitinskin9860 2 роки тому +1

      @@PatriotAnimates cicadas have mouths, very sharp ones capable of stabbing through bark.

  • @thesquishedelf1301
    @thesquishedelf1301 4 роки тому +89

    What’s funny is this is a legit underwater strategy in real life

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 10 місяців тому

      The life of a sea urchin

  • @elenawimsey5714
    @elenawimsey5714 4 роки тому +438

    DF in every other game: "how much speed is it possible to stack to make me ridiculously fast?"
    DF in Spore: Designs a creature too slow to do any more than drift aimlessly...
    tbh, I expected him to crack and pile on speed boosts before the end of the video 😅

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 4 роки тому +13

      Never underestimate DF's insanity

    • @thefudgems
      @thefudgems Рік тому +1

      I was praying for it, so I knew he wouldn’t 😂

  • @jeffreyhoon
    @jeffreyhoon 4 роки тому +64

    As an avid spore player, seeing DF remove the Flagella during the cell stage hurt me on a spiritual level.
    That part makes you move faster.
    When he removed the eye it reminded me of another spore video that was just Worm. No eyes, no killing, no legs, just a body and mouth

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 4 роки тому +5

      Him using small spikes hurt me so much

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 4 роки тому +2

      @sans the skeleton well, that’s what he do

    • @chickychocku
      @chickychocku 4 роки тому +3

      You could also say it hurt you on a *cellular level*

    • @carbonbeaker409
      @carbonbeaker409 4 роки тому +1

      @@chickychocku that to, I appreciate the pun

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 2 роки тому

      ah, the pitiful worm challenge.

  • @burntastic7547
    @burntastic7547 4 роки тому +245

    >chooses bumblebee pattern
    Also df:
    "Why is it striped?"

  • @cephielopod
    @cephielopod 4 роки тому +501

    This dude's voice is so gentle and comforting so it's weird hearing DF say morbid things bc it always comes off like: "♥️so let's💫 build✨✨ a creature that♥️🌈 lives in a✨ state of 💓constant 🌈💫suffering🌈🌈💞"

    • @thechosenfundead6626
      @thechosenfundead6626 4 роки тому +27

      Thank you for perfectly visualizing it

    • @richardp5920
      @richardp5920 4 роки тому +9

      He sounds like Caboose, from Red vs. Blue

    • @_Alibon_
      @_Alibon_ 4 роки тому +2

      @@richardp5920 i- yes

    • @acat7798
      @acat7798 4 роки тому +1

      @@richardp5920 FACTS

    • @dylanthatsit390
      @dylanthatsit390 4 роки тому +1

      @@richardp5920 THE WAY I GASPED

  • @KittenyKat
    @KittenyKat 4 роки тому +72

    Every time he upgraded and forgot to remove the mouth spikes I died a little inside lmao

  • @rexolreptile4934
    @rexolreptile4934 4 роки тому +473

    Why do I feel like DF is actually the only UA-camr to comit a warcrime because he thought it would be fun

    • @badduka198
      @badduka198 4 роки тому +35

      Those children in Yemen stand no chance

    • @yawn7730
      @yawn7730 4 роки тому +28

      he'll probably be like, oh how was i suppose to know that was a warcrime

    • @yawn7730
      @yawn7730 4 роки тому +15

      while nuking half the planet

    • @LordZomdadoSpy
      @LordZomdadoSpy 4 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @Bigk
      @Bigk 4 роки тому +14

      @@badduka198 that's fucked up and funny at the same time 😂 dark humor can be pretty interesting

  • @humter
    @humter 4 роки тому +65

    He really said “take a bite out of me” to a herbivore

  • @FaeriePrince
    @FaeriePrince 4 роки тому +163

    "Touch me big boy" -Dangerously Funny 2020

  • @Nakari1
    @Nakari1 4 роки тому +53

    "Today I feel like messing with evolution, so let's build a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering."
    Achievement Unlocked: New Favorite UA-camr

  • @aidreamers
    @aidreamers 4 роки тому +451

    DF: "Yeah, touch me wherever you want. Also, get in my mouth."
    What kind of channel was this again? XD

  • @starfangirls
    @starfangirls 4 роки тому +212

    Literally just me playing spore every time

    • @thedemonraptor26
      @thedemonraptor26 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @daltoncarverxc
      @daltoncarverxc 4 роки тому +1

      How did you comment on a video one minute after it got posted if the video is fourteen minutes long?

    • @starfangirls
      @starfangirls 4 роки тому +1

      @@daltoncarverxc i-

    • @starfangirls
      @starfangirls 4 роки тому +1

      Okay I'll admit it I'm a time traveler I watch the video and then I went back in time.....

    • @crowborn666
      @crowborn666 4 роки тому +1

      Is spore a computer game? Would it work on a chromebook?

  • @disfigured_canine
    @disfigured_canine 4 роки тому +78

    "touch me" "don't touch me" "it won't touch me again" for 15 min

  • @lumps17
    @lumps17 4 роки тому +86

    "I'm basically a tumbleweed that kills things occassionally."
    Out of context that is terrifying.

  • @exittierone
    @exittierone 4 роки тому +38

    FD: *Sees herbivore*
    FD: "Take a bite out of me, I know you want to."

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому

      Why FD instead of DF ?

    • @exittierone
      @exittierone 3 роки тому

      @@TheRealGamada autocorrect, probably

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому +1

      @@exittierone it is all coming together...

    • @ybobux
      @ybobux 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheRealGamada Fangerously Dunny

    • @TheRealGamada
      @TheRealGamada 3 роки тому

      @@ybobux not bad, not bad.

  • @KarlaRei
    @KarlaRei 4 роки тому +20

    *_"I'm a spicy sausage of adversity."_*
    ... _subscribes_

  • @SuperUnnamedplayer
    @SuperUnnamedplayer 4 роки тому +38

    I know that the aim was pain but if he'd use the omnivore "mouth" thingy, he'd have more room for spikes, since the mouth is basically a straw.

    • @swordsmancs
      @swordsmancs 10 місяців тому

      If he could get to the part anyways

  • @_Malvar
    @_Malvar 4 роки тому +21

    i loved it when you played this a couple years ago.
    thanks for bringing it back!

  • @gachaverseanimator5562
    @gachaverseanimator5562 4 роки тому +60

    DF: stop touching me, I want the big one

  • @lucasilario6190
    @lucasilario6190 4 роки тому +26

    The fact that he didn't fix the spikes that were tilted caused me to suffer as well.

    • @Bram_Duin
      @Bram_Duin 2 роки тому +1

      Worst part in this video xD

    • @spirityt2192
      @spirityt2192 2 роки тому +2

      Bro fr that constantly was annoying me

  • @FBI-sr2eg
    @FBI-sr2eg 4 роки тому +10

    "Let's build a crwature that is constantly in suffering"
    The Pain Elemental from Doom Eternal

  • @a_dudegames3186
    @a_dudegames3186 4 роки тому +31

    Wow. This was the most gruling Spore experience I have ever watched.

  • @CausticLemons7
    @CausticLemons7 4 роки тому +15

    I admire your dedication. I could never have suffered through leveling such a slow creature.

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 роки тому +43

    0:55
    I wasn’t expecting Giorno’s Theme.
    Especially when you’re creating an abomination of life.

    • @Human-me6gu
      @Human-me6gu 4 роки тому +6

      He also added the Pillar men theme, a true JoJo fan

  • @malcolm_c189
    @malcolm_c189 4 роки тому +8

    "Today I feel like messing with evolution. So let's make a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering."
    -DF 2020

  • @DoubleU_16
    @DoubleU_16 4 роки тому +12

    DF: I am a spikey sausage of advesaty.
    me: *scrolls to comment section

  • @TheSUN_official
    @TheSUN_official 4 роки тому +100

    DF: *makes a creature to only to make others suffer*
    God making me: *makes a creature to only make myself suffer*

    • @AA-yl4br
      @AA-yl4br 4 роки тому

      Oof size: l a r g e

    • @wolf2403
      @wolf2403 4 роки тому

      Heh, I feel ya

    • @Rejj_
      @Rejj_ 4 роки тому

      Im not religous

    • @Skykbo11
      @Skykbo11 4 роки тому

      Anything you want to talk about?

    • @hatyyy
      @hatyyy 4 роки тому +1

      MEGA R/woooosh

  • @tamaraadlung7827
    @tamaraadlung7827 4 роки тому +205

    "So he better put lots of things in his mouth" -Dangerously Funny 2020

  • @artchic528
    @artchic528 4 роки тому +51

    Alt title: DF plays god and causes his creations to endure extreme suffering...

  • @yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947
    @yoshiwiiremotewithwiimotio2947 4 роки тому +5

    You managed to make an entertaining video playing the most boring part of Spore. Such an impressive feat.

  • @ming_mioku2039
    @ming_mioku2039 4 роки тому +18

    "My mouth hole was my vulnerable hole" XD i cant omfg

  • @donovangrey6947
    @donovangrey6947 4 роки тому +60

    "ooh, touch me big boy!"
    -DF,2020

  • @vanexrexa9473
    @vanexrexa9473 4 роки тому +8

    i love his opening statement, "now lets make a creature that lives in a state of constant suffering"

  • @michaelsparrow2396
    @michaelsparrow2396 4 роки тому +40

    Spore: “make anything you can imagine and evolve “
    Df: makes reverse pincushion with a mouth
    Me: “why just why” (presses like button)

  • @Sewerslider
    @Sewerslider 4 роки тому +1

    Just saw this video while watching Spore videos, thanks for a good laugh!

  • @Dark_Lieutenant
    @Dark_Lieutenant 4 роки тому +1

    2:06 That is surprisingly accurate to evolution, some animals actually did develop to look or act like other animals that were known to be poisonous or toxic to eat. (in your case spiky bad touch)

  • @socialistanxiety8678
    @socialistanxiety8678 4 роки тому +64

    I haven’t watched yet, but I am excited watch DF screw up evolution.

  • @user-jq4jq5qd4m
    @user-jq4jq5qd4m 4 роки тому +22

    Yay he’s gone back to spore!

  • @garygordle5146
    @garygordle5146 4 роки тому +4

    10 years or so and I still find this game delightful.

  • @xerrokopiarka7434
    @xerrokopiarka7434 2 роки тому +1

    it's a pity that you can somehow meet the creatures you created on the surface, but there are still the same creatures under the water. If I had seen one of your... something... the game would suddenly be a lot more fun!

  • @jeamarielacaron2419
    @jeamarielacaron2419 3 роки тому +1

    "you dont have to be quick to be king of the ocean"
    -him speaking facts👍

  • @nilskavanagh
    @nilskavanagh 4 роки тому +24

    "Touch me, get in my mouth... Yeaaaahhhhh" - DF 2020

  • @toad3131
    @toad3131 4 роки тому +6

    I’m glad that someone is doing spore. it was a great game.

  • @gachaverseanimator5562
    @gachaverseanimator5562 4 роки тому +84

    Nobody:
    DF: touch me, get in my mouth

  • @RIP_ZYZZ1738
    @RIP_ZYZZ1738 9 місяців тому

    This guy is like the type of UA-camr that does the ideas in old games that no other UA-camr did and it pissed you off

  • @Nathouuuutheone
    @Nathouuuutheone 4 роки тому +1

    You can make parts bigger by scrolling up on them
    Mouth can't get the food? Make it bigger. Enemies have longer spikes? Makes yours bigger.

  • @reanimatorfromthepast5295
    @reanimatorfromthepast5295 4 роки тому +13

    With every video, DF’s editing skills grows...

  • @liahmmessinger3753
    @liahmmessinger3753 4 роки тому +11

    DF: looks at herbivore
    Also DF: EAT ME

  • @motherfuckingnewports
    @motherfuckingnewports 4 роки тому +6

    absolutely love the spore content in 2020

  • @Qbbyist
    @Qbbyist 4 роки тому +15

    "why wont anyone touch me" honestly I thought u were family friendly XD

  • @AlexTheGamePlan
    @AlexTheGamePlan 4 роки тому +2

    The reason that thing pops up saying you can made is cuz it's reminding you you have the capability of mating. You can at any point change your creature. You don't have to wait for the little hint at the bottom. Also, the tentacle mouths means it's a herbivore period it's not going to go after you.

  • @carterflorence4171
    @carterflorence4171 4 роки тому +6

    The editing is getting chaotic, I love it

  • @RobbieRR
    @RobbieRR 4 роки тому +4

    That one spike that was tweaked sideways was murdering my OCD

    • @nizzefsflasku5042
      @nizzefsflasku5042 4 роки тому

      Oh my god, I want to die, please, lord, make this end...

  • @thefatrat1481
    @thefatrat1481 4 роки тому +16

    Mom: listening to what im watching
    Dangerouslyfunny: come on touch me anywhere anywhere you want

  • @Mack_B
    @Mack_B 4 роки тому +1

    You're simply dastardly. I love it.

  • @scorchstudios3273
    @scorchstudios3273 2 роки тому +1

    without video i literally died the audio is-
    I just cant
    "touch me, touch me wherever you want, but also get in my mouth, yeahh thats what you get, theres no part of me you want to touch" - DF 2020
    *snorts milk*

  • @TheTinyToad
    @TheTinyToad 4 роки тому +6

    This man who currently says "touch me" should really do a collab together with Let'sGameItOut

    • @nohintshere
      @nohintshere 4 роки тому +1

      this guy, let's game it out and graystillplays would make a perfect trio

    • @callmemisty5879
      @callmemisty5879 4 роки тому +1

      Yes to both of you

  • @lo-kal8207
    @lo-kal8207 4 роки тому +5

    Yes, finally, he's playing this game!

  • @MrCat-vf1tg
    @MrCat-vf1tg 4 роки тому +7

    Now make a creature that is insanely fast
    Make it so fast that it start lagging the game

  • @sinifexxephinis4310
    @sinifexxephinis4310 4 роки тому

    This made me very happy.
    You made a mix of an urchin and sea slug. It's adorable, derpy, and murdery.

  • @thefluffyaj4119
    @thefluffyaj4119 4 роки тому +1

    i havent watched your videos in awhile and clicked on the video in my reccomended without looking who it was and immediately gasped and smiled when i heard it was you

  • @9k011
    @9k011 4 роки тому +13

    12 years late to play spore lmao. I do love this game though, brang some nice memories back :)

  • @jaash7981
    @jaash7981 4 роки тому +8

    "Today I feel like messing with evolution" - God with Australia

  • @MrOiram46
    @MrOiram46 4 роки тому +7

    “Why are we still here? Just to suffer?”
    God: 0:00

    • @mikedanielespeja6128
      @mikedanielespeja6128 3 роки тому +1

      Tell me God, are... you puuuunishing meeeee? Is this the price I'm paying for my past mistake? This... Is...my reeeedemption soooong.

  • @nicktomilin383
    @nicktomilin383 3 роки тому +1

    Haha! Played Spore a lot, wanted some nostalgia, but this vid is sick, i laughed my ass off! thank you!

  • @frickinfrick8488
    @frickinfrick8488 4 роки тому

    Tip for adding more spikes: Making the spikes smaller allows you to pack more on the creature, then when you’re done just return the spike sizes back to normal

  • @radikalegedanken7574
    @radikalegedanken7574 4 роки тому +3

    I have no mouth, and eye must scream

  • @Randoman1723
    @Randoman1723 4 роки тому +4

    i am happy that is causing suffering in a game that is 12 years
    edit: DID HE HAVE JoJo IN THE VIDEO?

  • @memerman9268
    @memerman9268 4 роки тому +5

    Oh so you’re doing spore now? This will certainly end welk

  • @UncannyLiving
    @UncannyLiving 4 роки тому

    Dude I spent so much time messing with this game as a kid, glad people are still having fun with it

  • @fidecar35
    @fidecar35 4 роки тому +1

    imagine the pain of giving birth to a bundle of spikes
    good thing they lay eggs

    • @NoOne-ju8fi
      @NoOne-ju8fi 4 роки тому

      Porcupines and hedgehogs do it

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy 4 роки тому +4

    Hey DF, you can use the mating call button whenever, you don’t have to wait for the game to tell you

    • @kitkaty3
      @kitkaty3 2 роки тому

      This!! Frustrated me so much haha

  • @theemperorofmankind9023
    @theemperorofmankind9023 4 роки тому +8

    “You can touch me whenever you want”
    “Also get in my mouth”
    Wait,excuse me? That’s not very family friendly.

  • @vrandshiit7525
    @vrandshiit7525 4 роки тому +6

    Whatever creature we see inside the cell stage is what the hairy Caterpillar evolved from

  • @toastedmacaron
    @toastedmacaron 3 роки тому

    I love how spore is such an old game, but tons of people still make great content with it

  • @Ranger1741
    @Ranger1741 4 роки тому +1

    That misaligned pair of spikes causes a lot of suffering to perfectionists who watch this video.

  • @boshikagebira4753
    @boshikagebira4753 4 роки тому +6

    “I can’t wait to eat things” -every millennial at the end of the week

  • @VeeTOHFan
    @VeeTOHFan 4 роки тому +7

    this is actually df’s alien ancestors hes decided that since weve been good human slaves to our alien overlords that he can give us a history lesson in how he wa sborn

  • @zoogoo404
    @zoogoo404 4 роки тому +6

    Df literally just made a puffer fish.

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 роки тому +1

      Except that Pufferfishes are actually good creatures

    • @NoOne-ju8fi
      @NoOne-ju8fi 4 роки тому

      @@Puki9117 AUGH

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 роки тому

      @@NoOne-ju8fi Why AUGH !

    • @NoOne-ju8fi
      @NoOne-ju8fi 4 роки тому

      @@Puki9117 because of the pufferfish chomping a carrot

    • @Puki9117
      @Puki9117 4 роки тому

      @@NoOne-ju8fi OK

  • @josephzanes7334
    @josephzanes7334 4 роки тому +1

    I used to install two mouths - one at the end like normal, and the second split to both sides of the first. This made very effective at eating and attacking frontally, since effectively had three mouths because the second woukd automatically divide to 2 addditional.

  • @Nanorobotic
    @Nanorobotic 4 роки тому

    Three quick things:
    You can make the spikes bigger by scrolling the mouse wheel while they're selected. This applies to any part as well.
    The proboscis is basically a spike with a mouth on the end. That would solve your eating problems AND add a new spike.
    You can put a spike on and then put a way to move over that without sacrificing space. You might have to shift them around a little to do it, but in the end, more spike AND more movement.
    Just trying to make you more deadly if you want another pass at this.