When I Evolved A Creature So Bad It Broke The Game in Spore
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- I wanted to see what would happen if I put as many parts as possible on a single creature. I installed a mod that makes parts much cheaper, but that still wasn't enough to get me the maximum parts. I realized that if I bought the parts for cheap, I could uninstall the mod and sell them for up to 5x what I bought them for. Some time later and I have 999 points to spend. Whether it's jets, eyes, beaks or whatever part I have a lot of fun building terrible creatures. Spore gameplay with my commentary as always!
Spore - store.steampow...
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"We're going to make evolution itself cry today."
this is the perfect quote for this game
How to make a good creature in Spore, from experience:
1: add legs
2: add legs
3: add more goddamn legs
4: apply all other unnecessary attachments (eyes, mouths, other useful parts, etc) directly to knees
5: add arms stretching waaay too high up
6: chose disgusting color palette for the entire creature
7: ???
8: evolve beyond the point of terrifying
9: profit
10: repeat from step 6 forever
"evolve beyond the point of terrifying" ABAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Forgot millions of spikes and eyes.
@@ExulInsani oh yeah there's also that
@@TinyDeskEngineer and if you have mods then a jet engine.
And possibly a shotgun
Is this going to be an entire series? Cause I would love to see how this demonic being looks when you get into the late game
Karzelek same
Hope he learns to resize parts, I can imagine him making everything bigger than the actual body.
Too soon
me too
I hope so 🤞🏻
"If you tell me you need something you're gonna get a thousand of them."
Hey DF, I need a dollar...
Hey DF, I need a bitcoin.
Hey DF, I need another inch on my pp
I need a 5000 computer with the receipts so i can return them for money
Hey Df...I need cake...
Hey DF, I need a steam gift card.
Is It Just me or the game is running at low fps? Also this is a long time coming, Spore is perfect for DF
probably directx issues on win10. df can replace some dlls on the spore folder and it'll run just fine. i had those issues when trying to play grand chase
Yeah, I noticed that, too. Have you checked SpiffingBrits' Spore video? It was even more glitched.
It seemed that most newer systems can't handle real-time recording so well for Spore.
support for directx 9 or so (which probably has been used on those old games) has not been continued, but a quick download of dxd9.dll on spore's executable path should make it a little better :)
@@misterxerox9216 yea remember having to do that with Diablo 1 and 2
Yeah it’s weird, even my shitty pc can run it without that much stuttering
*the spiffing brit: " noone likes the cell stage"
* this guy only play the cell stage basicly
Csotka F
Really? I like the cell stage. Well, noone is perfect. ;)
@@ErzengelDesLichtes me too, it's fun
I kinda like the cell stage because you leave poisonous trails instead of spitting it at people.
@@ErzengelDesLichtes I like Cell and Creature, and adventure creator
What oh no one NVM I are have dumb
"i'm all for covering my creatures in parts, but i wouldn't go for eyes"
*9 Months Later*
'puts a ton of eyes on it lol"
"the game crashed"
Sums up my only problem with the game
This is the game that also taught me the importance of saving yourself
I kinda hope he finds the console, purely so he can "take off" the complexity cap, and make an even greater monster.
You mean to tell me you can remove the complexity with A SIMPLE COMMAND??? i easily had over a thousand hours on this legendary game and never knew
It's the only thing keeping him contained! Noooooo
@@rezonantsarachnids5351 You cant quite 'Remove' it, but you can up the limit significantly. It might only work for the menu creature creator rather than the in game creature creator though. some people are able to remove it completely, but i presume that is done with mods.
@@candiedskull9841 Yesssssss *Evil laughter*
@@BlazingImp77151 i have used the unlimited complexity mod but its great because at a certain number of parts the creature stops animating, go a bit further its straight up invisble and further again the game just crashes when you view it or encounter it ingame. Console commands would make it way more interesting
3:50 Yea, well, those kind of creatures actually exist in real life, in that they have literally no ability to sense the environment except for literally in front of them. They zoom around at high speeds and generally just hope to run into prey.
Thats alot like my love life
I love Spore!! I'm excited on how you'll somehow crash the game.
Asexual Galaxy ikr
I love spore too! I cant wait what colony he will choose economic,religous, or military
YAY!!!!
@@maximusnotlive5366 lets be honest he will just nuke everyone
Oh this game crashes itself
It's almost like a metaphor to why life is suicidal
0:09 “This poor creature was so much better off just never existing.”
- The big G just before he made me, probably.
Yay! Spore! And he said "next time" at the end, so that's even better!
Woah. I've never gotten so many likes on a comment.
"We're going to name our planet DOOM."
The creatures on the planet: *Rip and tear, until it is done.*
I was getting a suspicious amount of sleep lately, so thanks for fixing my schedule!
"It's kind of like an octopus, who grew too many legs, and made it into land"
Do actually mean it isn't
I legitimately felt sick after seeing that monstrosity breach the surface.
"This is why you don't tell me you need things, else you get a thousand of them."
... I could use a dollar?
Franklin*
You got to stretch your beaks out to be longer and pointier. Then you can reach past their defenses like a spear.
Me, a spore fan knowing that speed doesn't stack over 5:
-_-
Pizza Boi is spore fan too but didn’t know that. I have the three pack on steam and Heroes on the wii. I knew that most things stopped at 5... not sure about health/defense thou... but yeah didn’t know speed was maxed
I hope he doesnt put like 10+ spurprises on their creature thinking it gives them extra strike
things stack in the cell stage
@@slayerguy1789 i dont know what version/mod you're playing on but i'm pretty sure that isn't the case in the regular version
Speed in cell stage is the only attribute that actually stacks. Having more of any other attribute (like mobility, eyes, poison, electrocute) doesn't make it better. Speed does improve, yet the limit is 5, so 2 jets and 1 cilia is the maximum speed+mobility already. Adding flagella to the mix could possibly improve the experience as flagella keep the movement speed consistent instead of short bursts of acceleration the jet and cilia provide. It doesn't get reflected in the creature stats though.
Edit: some folks on spore wiki say adding more poison makes the poison cloud last longer and adding more electrocute part improves the arc recharge rate. I didn't notice that to be the case, but I didn't play the game with the stopwatch :-D
"Don't tell me how evolution works!" - The catholic church, probably
This made me, a folk catholic, laugh a lot since they WOULD say that 😆
DAMN!
When I saw the game i though ohh, it is just Spore
then I saw the channel and knew it was gold
watching someone who's never played spore before try to figure it out is so frustrating and amusing to me since i've played this game for ten years XD
"Oh yeah, I can't wait to put that in my mouth!" Df 2020 0:42
stormy sauce!: byuutane there needs to be like a ringtone of that 😂 it was one of my favorite parts of the whole video 😂😂😂
I can't be the only one who has noticed that recently, blitz and df have had almost the same content except for the dungeon games
No you're not
I know
i came to this video just to comment this
Blitz is for kids and df is not
Fair enough
When you see Spore, you *know* that shits about to get either broken or disturbing.
I loved playing spore instead of doing any homework in college! It's such a great game!
Kathleen Boyer LoL same.... and that was like 3 years ago for me
Right? Me, who was writing code for car engines in Garry's Mod all throughout college xD
DF instals mod to make parts cheaper
Console commands: Am I a joke to you?
13:59
So what if I said I needed money
why ask for money when you can ask for puppies
Because you can use money to buy and take care of puppies
LavaDagger I know right free food?
Alfie Kazi free sex
Simple. He'd give you so much money that inflation skyrocketed and it became cheaper to literally burn money than to buy firewood, just like post-WWI Germany.
"How many legs do you want?"
DF: yes.
And in November he covers a creature completely with eyes.
Big brain: using built-in console commands to give yourself more DNA
Galaxy brain: “I installed a mod to make everything less expensive”
Ah yes, my daily view of DF making a monstrosity. Keep up the good work man!
therapist: flesh spider isn't real, it can't hurt you.
flesh spider: 14:05
Thanks for this constant daily upload
That last evolution looked like a living panzer tank
FUCKEN SPORE I FORGROT THIS GAME EXISTED I LOVE YOU
Ha ha ha. Making Penis monsters.
Spore: exists
UA-camrs: is that a penis?
I wish they came out with a sequel
The Creature: "I exist to spite god"
I remember playing this in my friends computer and not knowing what or how to play but I made a pink dinosaur-velociraptor looking thing😂
“It’s going to be a fast creature”
Me: waits that’s illegal
"If this works this creature is gonna move at light speed"
...anyone wanna tell him that all stats are capped at five? So you reach top speed with just three jets.
The difference is that jets are bursts in one direction, flagella are consinsistent speed, but also provide you the lowest movement speed, and the little fin things are practically a hybrid between jets and flagella but you can make really good turns with them. Also, getting poison makes you immune to poison (only in cell stage), and getting electricity makes you immune to getting shocked (again, only in the cell stage).
Me: *sees title*
Also me: Soooo, pretty normal behavior then. LET’S DO THIS THING!
2:33
DF: *We're ganna make it thi-*
*demonetisation thoughts intensifies*
DF: *uhh... Sausage shaped?*
-"Oh look, one of my kind!"
_5 seconds later_
-" *I k n o w y o u r w e a k n e s s e s* "
Me and the bois becoming omnivores after the second try because you havent played spore since 2012
I've always loved seeing the hilarious monstrosities people make in Spore, but I don't think I've ever seen someone make anything quite like these things.
5 min. in and I can't wait for him to realize he can resize parts...
I remember being able to shrink and grow parts. For some reason I distinctly remember shrinking a bunch of spikes around it then enlarging them to be pretty much invincible.
OMFG HE IS PLAYING MY CHILDHOOD FAVORITE GAME!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU DF PLEASE MAKE ANOTHER!!
I just watched his newest spore video and I’m dying from when he said I’d never cover my creature in eyes XD
"Oh yeah I would love to put that in my mouth." -DF 2020
"This is why you don't tell me if you need something. If you do, you're gonna get a thousand of them."
Hey, DF, I could really use a dollar
14:00 DF, i need a dollar.
Suddenly, a single five-cent coin falls from the sky and hits you in the head. The skies darken.
You didn't specify what kind of Dollar, therefore you get meme money.
@@discordlexia2429 the monkey's paw
@@kixad6882 im still happy
Ah yes, that's what I was missing this week. Nightmare fuel!
Now this is what I call quality content.
Love seeing how Spore remains to have relevance in this day and age!
This is one of my favorite games of all time! I can't wait to see what terrible things you're going to do.
Wow I love this game!!! So glad you decided to play! Love your videos
I’ve watched the McElroy brother’s Spore videos enough times to see where this video is headed
I used to spend hours breaking this game in vanilla out of boredom.
My favorite thing to do was to spawn hundreds of epic monsters in space stage and have them throw my hologram into the ocean at high speed so that my creature would be stuck orbiting the planet indefinitely. Other than that it was just fun to create and spawn epic monsters on space colonies and watch the chaos ensue. May or may not have created epic monsters with wieners that shot fireballs and picked up citizens with said appendage..
Sadz lol, I tried making anatomically... well as close to as possible in spore... humans... although they had characteristics of both men and women... (I even put the three grass piece things on a “bone plate”....)
8:34 12:00
That's ok... I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway
Genuinely excited to see him turn to spore, it somehow feels perfect for his.... personal touch XD he's already not disappointing, in fact it feels a bit like, wait, how is this not something he's already done by now?? Can't wait to see what nuttery he brings to this classic!
little tip: U can make parts larger, which improves the hitbox, which mean giant mouths and small boosts under it
He noticed that towards the end.
There is a speed limit, I usually have 3 mouths up front, max speed, and then cover it all in spikes, I also use eyes. That is the actually perfect creature. Btw there are cheats to unlock all parts, get dna, and have no part limit. Also if u add electricity and poison instead of some spikes you can be immune to other zaps and poisons. Also you have to be careful with what speed you chose, I usually make them as small as possible and add a lot of the tail looking thing and the fast turns.
Where can i find the sound clip at 3:04
Actually I think it's from "neighbors from hell" game
search the angry neighbor sound lol
Not sure which sound is being used but its a sound clip of randy marsh from south park, i think not sure but it sounds like him
Jeffrey it’s randy 99% believe it
In the cell stage, there is a limit on speed. There is also a glitch you can preform in the cell stage that allows you to put a spike in a claw mouth. It is preformed by making the body as big as you can, placing a mouth on the front and scaling it to max size, placing a spike somewhere else and scaling it down to minimum size, then placing the spike in the middle of the mouth. After that you can replace the spike with whatever you want and/or scaling it and the mouth however you want.
It’s perfect
everything about this video feels very graystillplay and I'm loving every second of it.
Oh nooooo he found one of my favorite games of all time and I'm scared
CocoBannanie why? He can’t ruin it. He makes it even more funnier
If DF ever becomes a god, the entire humanity is doomed.
This is the first time I've clicked so fast UA-cam broke.
4 views
15 likes
2 comments, but there's none that I can read
Behold: the creature that never skips leg day
Why is your game so laggy
"a few defensive spikes so nothing can touch me"
Electric thingy: sad
14:00 hey DF... I really need a dollar, could you help me out.
Matthew Love well he didn’t say that it would be in one piece.... you could have shredded money for all u know
df: doesnt want eyes. df: PUTS SO MANY EYES ON THE CREATURE
Cell-stage protip: Jets are actually the _worst_ of the three types of movement parts. Their pulsed propulsion actually slows you down just enough to where things can get away from you. I recommend putting one set of fins on for the fast turning and then just spamming flagella. Your speed stat is capped at 5 no matter how many parts you put on anyways.
“I would cover my creature with all sorts of parts, but not eyes”
*proceeds to cover creature with eyes*
DF: " this is why you dont tell me you need something, youll get a thousand of them"
Me: hey uhh DF could i have a hundred dollar bill real quick
people with trypaphobia: PLEASE CHANGE THE COLOURS
?
trypophobia is the fear of small dots that look bad
This reminds me of a game I used to play when I was really little that I've always tried to remember
9:00 well, with that many eyes you can even see the future lmao
“I love it! It’s got so many eyes!” **proceeds to make a creature with no eyes at all**
Oh how I’ve longed for someone to play spore again who’s actually funny
Your land creature was strafing perfectly.
I'm loving the Graystillplays sound effects here. Lol
Jets: *Exist*
DF: I'll take your entire stock!
I’m watched this at 12 am, on a school night
I woke up thinking it was a really weird fever dream
I guess I wasn’t too far off-
I knew you would play this sooner or later, you can now cause even more chaos
"Oh yeah i cant wait to put that im my mouth"-dangerously funny 40 seconds in
"Dont ask me for anything or you'll get times 1000"........ I want butter
The beginning: I don't think I need eyes
The middle: (puts 20 eyes)
9:47 when your food swims faster than you
i love how enthusiastic he sounds in this video
Df:the planets names is doom because that's probably what's going to happen.
Everything else: why do I hear boss music
There are actually cheat codes in the game but I have forgotten how to open up the cheat menu but I do still remember some codes: adddna - it adds dna; moremoney - gives you more mony (for later stages); freecam - lets you move around the camera freely.
UA-camr: please don't tell me you need anything or I'll give you a thousand of it. me: found a way to make it a awesome thing by asking for cookies
You’re playing spore
I’m so happy
Love the commentary
Fun fact, 5:50-5:54 he puts the piano piece, prelude no. 1 In C major
Spikes are the best feat in the cellular stage...they defend and can also be used offensively. If you have enough spikes you can avoid being eaten because anyone who gets close enough would get poked.