Dad Jokes with Kratos

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  • @SamueleumaS2
    @SamueleumaS2 2 роки тому +9281

    Hearing the most serious man in the world laugh is scary

  • @ourlordandsaviour7529
    @ourlordandsaviour7529 6 років тому +10878

    Honestly, this guy could read the phone book and I'd still pay money to hear it

    • @nicholaspeters1400
      @nicholaspeters1400 5 років тому +171

      Our Lord and Saviour Imagine him narrating your life.

    • @rawovunlapin8201
      @rawovunlapin8201 5 років тому +62

      @@nicholaspeters1400 imagine anyone narrating your life

    • @ainsleyhariott4353
      @ainsleyhariott4353 5 років тому +3

      { - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7{ - }7

    • @jacobsimon4358
      @jacobsimon4358 5 років тому +1

      I worship you.

    • @HowlingMad86
      @HowlingMad86 5 років тому

      @@nicholaspeters1400
      An mike enters the toilet to create a new mountain in a small see of clear water surrounded by en elfish white small bowl.

  • @BigBadWolf995
    @BigBadWolf995 3 роки тому +14427

    Kratos: "Hold on boy, I have to axe them a question."
    Atreus: Closes eyes, sighs, and facepalms himself

  • @Why_so_salty
    @Why_so_salty 2 роки тому +3062

    Christopher Judge sounds so intimidating, yet is easily ticked by any joke

  • @thesighbored
    @thesighbored 3 роки тому +46761

    When Kratos makes a joke but you're scared to laugh in case he's not joking.

  • @duckman12569
    @duckman12569 4 роки тому +10970

    "Hi sorry, I'm dad"
    This is a very high-level dad joke.

    • @Mexaze_
      @Mexaze_ 4 роки тому +108

      I would call it savage...😂😂😂

    • @adinahum4606
      @adinahum4606 3 роки тому +30

      Lol that’s hilarious 🤣

    • @syvysarvida5164
      @syvysarvida5164 3 роки тому +40

      “Oh no, Kratos, why did you name me this way?”

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +28

      The highest level of dad jokes. Reserved for only the dadliest of dads.

    • @godofdoor6558
      @godofdoor6558 3 роки тому +11

      Hello "a very high-level dad joke."

  • @milkman-30
    @milkman-30 3 роки тому +12400

    I love how giggily and loveable he is.

    • @Friendlyneigbourhoodspidey
      @Friendlyneigbourhoodspidey 3 роки тому +154

      Ikr he's the goat

    • @BallBatteryReligion
      @BallBatteryReligion 3 роки тому +222

      That deep, bellowing laugh is wholesome. I hope we get just one laugh out of Kratos in Ragnarok. Do it after the credits roll for all I care I just need to hear it lol.

    • @testarimon158
      @testarimon158 2 роки тому +48

      @@BallBatteryReligion lol imagine a character like kratos the literal god of war who has killed the gods of olympus his own father zeus and who has lost his brother and mother, laughing. But yeah still it would be hella insane hearing him laugh in the after credits.

    • @jjc8873
      @jjc8873 2 роки тому +4

      He got arrested for sexual harassment

    • @milkman-30
      @milkman-30 2 роки тому +80

      @@jjc8873 wrong person. joseph gatt the motion capture was for alleged so not proven yet, if it does get proven then he sucks. christopher judge is still awesome as always

  • @CGF41492
    @CGF41492 2 роки тому +9092

    Imagine them selling the Kratos Dad jokes DLC pack... 😂
    Stonks 📈

  • @sassycassie1282
    @sassycassie1282 6 років тому +4835

    I love how he absolutely laughs at these jokes and looks so guilty trying not to crack himself up.

    • @Techhunter_Talon
      @Techhunter_Talon 6 років тому +137

      I feel like the mental image of Kratos saying these is hilarious all onto itself.

    • @gjtrue
      @gjtrue 5 років тому +9

      🤣🤣

    • @gameoffear1571
      @gameoffear1571 5 років тому +57

      I love how the actor is basically the human embodiment of Cinnamon Roll but his characters are cold blooded killers/fighters

    • @justinlewis1555
      @justinlewis1555 2 роки тому +13

      He looks so guilty that we can't JUDGE him.
      I'll see myself out.

    • @sassycassie1282
      @sassycassie1282 2 роки тому

      @@justinlewis1555 🤣🤣 Absolutely punny!

  • @KrpticUnknown
    @KrpticUnknown 6 років тому +25083

    i would buy a dad joke DLC for fathers day.

    • @isekid6514
      @isekid6514 6 років тому +229

      Krptic Unknown
      Ay its kryptic i freaking love your beats

    • @NickZephyr
      @NickZephyr 6 років тому +219

      Krptic Unknown SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

    • @hostiledodo1150
      @hostiledodo1150 6 років тому +75

      As would we all

    • @aliathif7778
      @aliathif7778 6 років тому +75

      I would sell my soul to get the devs convinced

    • @Tokanova
      @Tokanova 6 років тому +103

      Only if they had Atreus back to voice his reactions!

  • @SylvainCosmos
    @SylvainCosmos 5 років тому +17190

    "When does a joke become a dad joke?"
    "When it becomes apparent, boy."

  • @rachelheav857
    @rachelheav857 3 роки тому +15674

    I love how Chrisipher Judge is the opposite to every charactor he plays

    • @laisphinto6372
      @laisphinto6372 3 роки тому +559

      Indeed

    • @JJ-qo7th
      @JJ-qo7th 3 роки тому +474

      It's a boatload of fun to play opposite your personality in some way. You should try it at your next ttrpg.

    • @gruntlife5055
      @gruntlife5055 3 роки тому +97

      Especially Tealc

    • @madmanarrivednow
      @madmanarrivednow 3 роки тому +37

      So nobody remembers, when he played Darren the football jock in MacGyver? Just me? I see my old man self out.

    • @theunderdog9353
      @theunderdog9353 3 роки тому +67

      @@madmanarrivednow Wasn't that just the one episode? He played Teal'c for 10 years. I can't see him as any other character. When playing GoW, all I can hear is Teal'c and it's so weird to hear his voice on a white guy 😂😂

  • @reagle9315
    @reagle9315 4 роки тому +5167

    The only dude that can say, "Are you winning, Son?"

  • @Romandy13
    @Romandy13 4 роки тому +6749

    Iconic line from God of War: Don't be sorry, be better.
    Alternate universe: Hi sorry, I'm dad.

    • @Parth-gx1nw
      @Parth-gx1nw 4 роки тому +78

      Alternative universe Kratos : Don't be Dad be son

    • @kchopgamer3894
      @kchopgamer3894 4 роки тому +38

      Alternate universe: Don’t Son dad, be dad son

    • @themaskedmortal3561
      @themaskedmortal3561 4 роки тому +14

      "Don't be salty, be better"

    • @olivererlandsson30
      @olivererlandsson30 4 роки тому +10

      If kratos was a memer
      Kratos: git good noob

    • @juggernaut8988
      @juggernaut8988 4 роки тому +1

      Alternate universe wimp Kratos: don’t be better, be sorry

  • @kaaaputnik
    @kaaaputnik 2 роки тому +178

    LMAOO i love how he has the voice acting professionalism to know to stay silent a few seconds after his lines end so they can be clean cuts, but then once that second or two of silence is up he just IMMEDIATELY bursts out laughing

  • @croc_moat2327
    @croc_moat2327 3 роки тому +18567

    "I don't like elevators"
    "I don't trust stairs"
    *Starts floating*

  • @dorenzahid5244
    @dorenzahid5244 4 роки тому +1627

    The fact that he said "a stick" with a straight ass face and kept it for a split second killed me

    • @mandalorian1994
      @mandalorian1994 3 роки тому +26

      I legit laughed so hard at that one I started crying! That delivery was just too perfect!! 😂😂😂

    • @julianvdr8808
      @julianvdr8808 3 роки тому +26

      I love how you can clearly see him trying to hold his laughter in, before he fails completely

    • @Kratos_Messi7050
      @Kratos_Messi7050 2 роки тому

      Giancarlo Esposito moment

  • @squashmallow2006
    @squashmallow2006 4 роки тому +16073

    "What kind of comedy does the Norse god of war prefer?
    Top-Tyr comedy."

  • @birdlord4210
    @birdlord4210 2 роки тому +333

    Man, I sure hope this guy gets an award for best performance

    • @RiskRule
      @RiskRule Рік тому +14

      Guess who got an award for best performance

    • @Mrsir529
      @Mrsir529 Рік тому +1

      @@RiskRule Kratos?

    • @AjumSheiCaydaresh13579
      @AjumSheiCaydaresh13579 Рік тому +3

      This aged well

    • @Zapa1206
      @Zapa1206 Рік тому

      This aged so well

    • @HuugTuub
      @HuugTuub Рік тому +6

      This aged extremely well (unlike the cod campaign)

  • @MeddyReady
    @MeddyReady 3 роки тому +4613

    I wish this was in the actual game, imagine playing new game + and it's just kratos saying dad jokes all the way through

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 2 роки тому +284

      Depending on age and timing, some would welcome it and most would facepalm with Atreus.

    • @Metphies-
      @Metphies- 2 роки тому +353

      It should be an option for New Game+, a "Comedic Kratos Mode" or something

    • @bobjenkins4689
      @bobjenkins4689 2 роки тому +136

      I would pay for the game all over again for that option

    • @aidenparker5955
      @aidenparker5955 2 роки тому +9

      @@Metphies- true.

    • @lupin2232
      @lupin2232 2 роки тому +27

      Absolutely, was just telling my wife the same thing lol

  • @JayStarMoney21
    @JayStarMoney21 5 років тому +3439

    His deep voice and attempt to keep a straight face is what made those jokes and this video in general hilarious

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 5 років тому +4

      He was a repeat corpse offender on SG-1

    • @axceljulio5747
      @axceljulio5747 5 років тому +4

      @@wierdalien1 Speaking of Repeat Offender, I remember that he also voices D-Mob in Def Jam Fight for NY

    • @uncharted7againblackking256
      @uncharted7againblackking256 5 років тому

      @@axceljulio5747 wow didn't know

  • @Thatguy-nh4by
    @Thatguy-nh4by 6 років тому +15925

    “Don’t be sorry, be better”
    “Hi dad, I’m better”

    • @hansalanson3497
      @hansalanson3497 6 років тому +576

      Clorox Bleach *Throws son to the Lake of Nine.*

    • @abdellnunez1403
      @abdellnunez1403 6 років тому +323

      "Now you are ready, better."

    • @ЯАга-я4л
      @ЯАга-я4л 6 років тому +139

      Okay, now I'm Ready Better

    • @thebropoppy1293
      @thebropoppy1293 6 років тому +20

      bruh i swear to god i see you everywhere... i replied to one of our comments if you remember

    • @eskimoassasin6764
      @eskimoassasin6764 6 років тому +9

      This guy is literally on every comment section

  • @markusskram4181
    @markusskram4181 2 роки тому +149

    Chris’s laughing is the best thing to ever exist he is so sweet and kind

  • @gelap7343
    @gelap7343 4 роки тому +32158

    his voice literally can punch a guy .

    • @lalalele441
      @lalalele441 3 роки тому +176

      I give this joke 2 out 10

    • @blackfyre3149
      @blackfyre3149 3 роки тому +1438

      @@lalalele441 I give your opinion 0 out of 10

    • @user-nu3sd7zb2j
      @user-nu3sd7zb2j 3 роки тому +750

      @@blackfyre3149 i give ...nothing. cuz im shellfish

    • @VaeVictis96
      @VaeVictis96 3 роки тому +90

      @@blackfyre3149 I give your comment -500 out of 10 😄

    • @astaexe2631
      @astaexe2631 3 роки тому +60

      @@lalalele441 splish splash your opinion is trash

  • @dynomical.
    @dynomical. 5 років тому +36113

    Imagine if Kratos makes bread, he'll name it Kratoast.

    • @Dark-zt3kg
      @Dark-zt3kg 5 років тому +359

      Only 5 likes :(

    • @NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu
      @NarutoUzumaki-pl4bu 5 років тому +237

      Boiii lol

    • @slimretro2659
      @slimretro2659 5 років тому +177

      *In Zeus Voice*

    • @tommyblade8093
      @tommyblade8093 5 років тому +227

      are u a father too? bc that was dadful..
      bc dreadful can be sound like dadful? get it? nvm i will leave

    • @kawkos-iz2zg
      @kawkos-iz2zg 5 років тому +7

      Dyno DexterHD hahwhwhhqhehkdbdbdnbdbe

  • @MrBones-be7ry
    @MrBones-be7ry 2 роки тому +652

    boy:"im sorry..."
    kratos: *laughs menacingly*
    Hi sorry.. im DAD

    • @maxm4375
      @maxm4375 Рік тому +2

      Atreus: Why did you name me this way?

    • @KyttVA
      @KyttVA 9 місяців тому

      ​​@@maxm4375 atreus: why, why, whyyy

  • @sparserabbit6499
    @sparserabbit6499 3 роки тому +4632

    1:00 Atreus's reaction was priceless

    • @anonunk4658
      @anonunk4658 2 роки тому +276

      "God... Damnit dad..."

    • @eeeeeewaahahha
      @eeeeeewaahahha 2 роки тому +147

      “Dad!…Can you please say Excuse me atleast?”

    • @Rhino-Prime
      @Rhino-Prime 2 роки тому +53

      @@eeeeeewaahahha kratos: excuse me at least

    • @icebearc4859
      @icebearc4859 2 роки тому +41

      “No, he is called boy”
      “cOmE bOy”

    • @DuckTheAssasin
      @DuckTheAssasin 2 роки тому +6

      @@icebearc4859 Come? 🤨

  • @disorganizedbones8139
    @disorganizedbones8139 2 роки тому +443

    I want this to be animated and each time Atreus just keeps cringing

  • @wheasdre
    @wheasdre 4 роки тому +9826

    "I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something."
    *Atreus facepalms*

    • @capybara9521
      @capybara9521 4 роки тому +20

      @Rad • bruh bots like

    • @aj_huncho4078
      @aj_huncho4078 4 роки тому +50

      Bruv that's crazy, as soon as I read this, that part came on the video😂

    • @legm5298
      @legm5298 4 роки тому +15

      That one was perfect😂😂😂

    • @kylemenow1666
      @kylemenow1666 3 роки тому +14

      Kratos: My dad
      Atreus: Me

    • @npcblacksmith5739
      @npcblacksmith5739 3 роки тому +22

      You should start taking steps to avoid them. 😂

  • @maclunkeymedia7289
    @maclunkeymedia7289 6 років тому +2126

    “Boy, find me dad jokes.”
    “Where?”
    “In the direction of dad jokes.”

    • @reynhacoezy5510
      @reynhacoezy5510 6 років тому +22

      «But where I can find dad jokes ?!? »
      «Where The dad jokes are »

    • @lyxee5294
      @lyxee5294 6 років тому +4

      Uncharted Raider r/woooooooooosh

    • @lemonhomie2645
      @lemonhomie2645 6 років тому +3

      Uncharted Raider r/wooosh

  • @poprockssuck87
    @poprockssuck87 4 роки тому +2194

    When his jokes fall flat, they leave Krators.

  • @TheBiggestCorn
    @TheBiggestCorn 2 роки тому +78

    i love how the voice of Kratos, an angry and serious SOB is like a giggly kid when saying dad jokes

  • @johna7691
    @johna7691 3 роки тому +2623

    I love how he laughs at the jokes because he's also a dad irl

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 2 роки тому +66

      I laughed at the jokes and I’m not a dad, heck I’m not even a man
      And I’m only 18

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 2 роки тому +14

      @@immagical7036 Thanks for reminding me people really be out here having kids at 12 and 14 years old.
      Now you must be burdened with this knowledge too.

    • @immagical7036
      @immagical7036 2 роки тому +7

      @@Speed001 oh I knew that already, can’t get my head around why people would have kids when they’re younger than me

    • @Jubjub644
      @Jubjub644 2 роки тому

      @@Speed001 whats wrong with that

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 2 роки тому +19

      @@Jubjub644 having kids while under 18 is what most people would call a “life-ending cataclysm”

  • @valin6373
    @valin6373 4 роки тому +8612

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the fact that Christopher Judge is a giant cinnamon role with the voice of a god killer. Perfect

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 4 роки тому +414

      Valin 63 He looks like the embodiment of the word “Chad” and “Wholesome” mixed into a single god-mutilator package

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 4 роки тому +93

      technically, two god killers

    • @HunterGeophysicsAustralia
      @HunterGeophysicsAustralia 4 роки тому +78

      "The voice of a god killer" - they would be false gods, of course. ;)

    • @TeppicTheAbysswalker
      @TeppicTheAbysswalker 4 роки тому +8

      @@HunterGeophysicsAustralia Wouldn't they all tho...

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 4 роки тому +25

      Most of my old roommates fucking loves that guy, I don't blame them

  • @LordQuadros
    @LordQuadros 6 років тому +3145

    "Father, I'm hungry. Can you make me a sandwich?"
    "Hello, Hungry. Unfortunately, I do not possess the magics necessary to transform you into a sandwich."

    • @someboiwhogivesadamn
      @someboiwhogivesadamn 6 років тому +8

      LordQuadros wolf.

    • @juwuliansilver
      @juwuliansilver 6 років тому +163

      Mimir: "Oh, a black knife from my home! You should take it!"
      Kratos :"Yes Boy, take it. We might need to butter bread somewhere on our journey."
      Mimir: "This is why no one likes you."

    • @jessea4438
      @jessea4438 6 років тому +29

      I read that aloud in Kratos' voice. I cant believe I kept a straight face.

    • @Cptbravo221
      @Cptbravo221 6 років тому +2

      LordQuadros what video is that agsin

    • @flugenhagen14
      @flugenhagen14 6 років тому +21

      That's when Kratos pulls a Geoffry and puts a slice of cheese on Atreus's head, telling him "now you are a sandwich"

  • @x_x8760
    @x_x8760 2 роки тому +290

    1:33 my fav dad jokes

  • @karlgabrua
    @karlgabrua 6 років тому +5360

    Why did atreus stay afloat on water?
    He had boi-ancy

    • @KiyanPocket
      @KiyanPocket 6 років тому +86

      thesynergy2 Know the meme, then remove your comment... boi.

    • @thesynergy2
      @thesynergy2 6 років тому +18

      Fine, fine, the law of Boi is absolute

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 6 років тому +4

      Fuck. That's pretty good.

    • @somerandomguy2991
      @somerandomguy2991 6 років тому +6

      I'l tip my hat to that

    • @ifyouknow3220
      @ifyouknow3220 6 років тому +4

      This made my day

  • @acnologia1434
    @acnologia1434 5 років тому +1645

    Platinum trophy unlocked:
    Made Kratos laugh successfully

  • @FGCarchive
    @FGCarchive 6 років тому +1353

    Even his laugh is powerful lol

    • @dylanwight5764
      @dylanwight5764 6 років тому +58

      His laugh is clinically proven to cure cancer

    • @Skelezig
      @Skelezig 6 років тому +9

      Cure cancer? More like maim gods.

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 6 років тому +2

      +Skelezig What's the difference?

    • @Skelezig
      @Skelezig 6 років тому +2

      +Snazzy Jovial Wyrm Haha, damn! Nice one!

  • @gfaDiaspa
    @gfaDiaspa 2 роки тому +72

    00:37 [Sound of Stargate actor Christopher Judge enjoying dad jokes]
    Love the subtitles!

  • @williamjackson9355
    @williamjackson9355 3 роки тому +3245

    1:19 how did he manage to make saying “a stick.” Sound SO threatened

    • @BlackBerry-r5n
      @BlackBerry-r5n 2 роки тому +126

      Kratos: What is brown sticky and about to be in your skull
      A stick

    • @christophertidwell2422
      @christophertidwell2422 2 роки тому

      Cause he'll beat you to death with it that's why

    • @Laras94
      @Laras94 2 роки тому +53

      Because his "stick" is threatening ...

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 2 роки тому +31

      @@Laras94 *_PLEASE_* tell me you mean the Leviathan Axe.

    • @Driptacular_Dragonborn
      @Driptacular_Dragonborn 2 роки тому +29

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2 I don’t think they mean his axe

  • @jerrodkilla23
    @jerrodkilla23 6 років тому +12213

    No time for jokes BOY!!!

  • @Victoriai-y2m
    @Victoriai-y2m 6 років тому +6010

    Someone animate _all of these_
    *_ALL OF T H E S E_*

  • @TheWitchfinderGenral
    @TheWitchfinderGenral 2 роки тому +76

    When you're born blessed with a voice like this, you've got to rock it. I want Christopher Judge to narrate my life.

  • @GamingGuruGuy975
    @GamingGuruGuy975 6 років тому +9220

    Mike Tyson was going to voice kratos but he told them he had a Thor throat

    • @BadaBing456
      @BadaBing456 5 років тому +334

      obi-wan kenobi you clever bastard😂

    • @christ993
      @christ993 5 років тому +82

      HAHAHAHAH this is the one

    • @arsenal4739
      @arsenal4739 5 років тому +53

      Mike Tyson confirmed for Thor in GOW5.

    • @itsasquid
      @itsasquid 5 років тому +24

      *read in Kratos' voice*

    • @waster9964
      @waster9964 5 років тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHA

  • @HomTolland69
    @HomTolland69 5 років тому +4310

    "Which direction should I go to?"
    "In the direction of deer."
    That in itself is a dad joke.

    • @prospect689
      @prospect689 4 роки тому +80

      That joke was prime

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 4 роки тому +33

      there was no second "the" He just said "in the direction of deer"

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +5

      HE AIN'T WRONG

    • @LittleMopeHead
      @LittleMopeHead 4 роки тому +4

      I don't get the joke. Can someone please explain?

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 4 роки тому +25

      @@LittleMopeHead Atreus wanted to know where he should go to find deer.
      Kratos basically told him figure it out lmao ("in the direction of deer"... i.e. wherever deer are.)

  • @BitterMercy
    @BitterMercy 6 років тому +1099

    Christopher trying to deliver a line but laughing instead is everything 😂

  • @siscokidder
    @siscokidder 4 роки тому +1266

    Atreus: Hey Dad, did you know Freya had another name?!
    Kratos: I had no Frigg'n idea.

    • @oreldawson5183
      @oreldawson5183 4 роки тому +44

      This and that Álfheimers joke are so absolutely perfect.

    • @theoneitself
      @theoneitself 4 роки тому +14

      This doesnt qualify as Dad Joke. This is legitimately a pretty good joke 😎

    • @funkmantim2661
      @funkmantim2661 4 роки тому +3

      You guys know that stairs joke? Well, bet you did not know that they were always ready to go down.

  • @jonathonjencin228
    @jonathonjencin228 6 років тому +923

    Man I wanted him to say, " Boy, Stay right here, I am going to axe him a question"

    • @biiskut
      @biiskut 6 років тому +7

      Johnny Calliber OH MYG OD

    • @phroggy1994
      @phroggy1994 6 років тому +2

      Johnny Calliber i saw that meme google assistant showed me. Hehehe

    • @jonathonjencin228
      @jonathonjencin228 6 років тому +2

      Margiemight Awesomesauce yeah this joke it's not original..... But I just felt the need to share this awesome joke in this video.

    • @dead_shot_475
      @dead_shot_475 6 років тому +1

      lol XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 6 років тому +7033

    "Hi Sorry, I'm Dad!"
    *(AMBULANCE COMING FROM DISTANCE!)*

  • @kakalukium
    @kakalukium 2 роки тому +84

    Christopher Judge is the definition of puberty hitting you in the face.

  • @whitelampmrz
    @whitelampmrz 3 роки тому +1739

    1:21 the laugh that will begin Ragnarok.

  • @Bio_hazard-zf8uu
    @Bio_hazard-zf8uu 6 років тому +1181

    This is the closest we’ll get to kratos laughing

    • @leonardoombrog1063
      @leonardoombrog1063 6 років тому +2

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @Blizryn
      @Blizryn 6 років тому +10

      There is the old voice actor who also laughed

    • @danielbeaver3152
      @danielbeaver3152 6 років тому +8

      Either that or when Atreus spits up the wine and kratos goes "Hmph".
      If kratos ever laughs in game or gives a full blown heartwarming smile, that'll be the day i quit playing the series.
      That or if he dies and isn't the protagonist.
      I say this, but we'll see how it plays out because the devs of the series really blew me away and i was impressed with all this change, maybe they can get away with more than i think.
      Idk, i just can't see myself playing someone else in god of war.

    • @kratospwns241
      @kratospwns241 6 років тому

      Daniel Beaver I could play as Atreus. Though I would prefer if it switched between the two, and we had two separate skill trees to upgrade.

  • @UncleJon-31
    @UncleJon-31 6 років тому +356

    Atreus face-palming as if saying, "You know what, Dad? Use that axe on me right now. Because if THAT won’t kill me, your jokes will."

    • @zillafire101
      @zillafire101 6 років тому +6

      IceeColdBoy 31 "Sorry boy. I guess I have some killer jokes."
      "Dad stahp."

  • @SaveAwesomeMatt
    @SaveAwesomeMatt 2 роки тому +30

    Hearing what Kratos sounds like laughing is almost scarier than hearing him angry.

  • @verp7786
    @verp7786 4 роки тому +5383

    "I'm sorry"
    "Hi sorry, I'm dad"
    So, is that Muffin time?

  • @acgmedical9129
    @acgmedical9129 6 років тому +1857

    This guy looks like he’s built out of Titanium. He’s massive

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 6 років тому +73

      Well he is 8.5ft tall

    • @Godfadda
      @Godfadda 5 років тому +93

      Used to be a PAC-10 lineman and then he was First Prime of Apophis

    • @brendangreen1122
      @brendangreen1122 5 років тому +35

      @@Godfadda helped take over Gotham with a band of Eurasian paramilitary terrorists too

    • @LordFerbombi
      @LordFerbombi 5 років тому +2

      James Quinn no he’s not lol where did you get that from

    • @acgmedical9129
      @acgmedical9129 5 років тому +26

      Ferbombi it’s a joke you moron

  • @lionspride4821
    @lionspride4821 5 років тому +4948

    Balder : I thought you'd be bigger
    Atreus : That's what she said!
    Kratos : BOI!!!

  • @LyannenHalbsterblich
    @LyannenHalbsterblich 2 роки тому +16

    This made me realize the series can't end until we hear the main cast, Kratos included, share an honest hearty laugh.

  • @LetralXIV
    @LetralXIV 6 років тому +2449

    Kratos: "Two cannibals were eating a clown. One looks at the other and says, 'does this taste funny to you?'"
    Atreus: "..."
    Kratos: *Grins*

    • @henrygutierrez3243
      @henrygutierrez3243 5 років тому +9

      Do you watch Game Grumps?

    • @LetralXIV
      @LetralXIV 5 років тому +6

      What's that

    • @The_Shifters16
      @The_Shifters16 5 років тому +2

      👏

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 5 років тому +37

      "ARE YOU ALRIGHT FATHER?"
      "Excuse me?"
      "Your face has never done that before."

    • @pubgkaski6636
      @pubgkaski6636 5 років тому +4

      Fans : Kratos u are black?
      Boy : Dad, did you get some weight?
      Kratos : İ'm going to sleep boooouy .
      Boy : Ok fath .
      Fans : ....
      You : ok this amazing
      Me : Thank you , i english bad

  • @eliechch5324
    @eliechch5324 6 років тому +869

    WARNING:
    THIS VIDEO CONTAINS AN AUDIO OF KRATOS LAUGHING

    • @austinkersey2445
      @austinkersey2445 6 років тому +10

      Chris Aerdna We are fucked.

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 років тому +32

      He laughed in game too. He just didn't smile and was more of a reserved chuckle. I flippled out.

    • @htxflow
      @htxflow 6 років тому +15

      "I do not laugh"

    • @fotuto13
      @fotuto13 6 років тому +4

      Is this canon though? I feel like this should be in the HD Remaster Director's Cut on the PS5

    • @sheriif
      @sheriif 6 років тому +1

      Chris Aerdna WARNING:
      THIS COMMENT IS STOLEN.

  • @sample.text.
    @sample.text. 6 років тому +4200

    BOY!

  • @blackray2022
    @blackray2022 2 роки тому +43

    The "No eye deer" one got me teared up🤣

  • @Heavenly_Father
    @Heavenly_Father 4 роки тому +6377

    "How did you sent Kratos flying with one punch?"
    Baldr: "He may be bald, but I'm Baldr."

    • @flame4513
      @flame4513 4 роки тому +169

      Your name is god
      Are you a bad god or good god?
      Can i say *Greek gods*

    • @backto90s58
      @backto90s58 4 роки тому +8

      Bachelor tv 😂

    • @zayyyy1368
      @zayyyy1368 4 роки тому +26

      Kratos : I already told you boy, there’s no such thing as good gods!

    • @RulesOfNature308
      @RulesOfNature308 4 роки тому

      @@flame4513 Hi kratos

    • @RulesOfNature308
      @RulesOfNature308 4 роки тому +1

      @@zayyyy1368 true

  • @vonjt4077
    @vonjt4077 4 роки тому +13862

    "Girls' voices get higher when they talk to guys they are attracted to"
    Girls when they talk to me:

  • @JakeBaldino
    @JakeBaldino 6 років тому +21123

    This is it. This is the perfect #content

  • @vincentvorse
    @vincentvorse 2 роки тому +19

    Kratos changed his password to Zeus, but his account wouldn't accept it. Said it was too weak

  • @chickentikka4383
    @chickentikka4383 4 роки тому +3898

    “What is brown and sticky?”
    *carrying the literal truck of a tree*
    “A stick”

    • @JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny
      @JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny 4 роки тому +59

      Truck of a tree

    • @chickentikka4383
      @chickentikka4383 4 роки тому +25

      @@JohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnnyJohnny oh shoot, well I guess volume wise, that would be accurate XD

    • @littlet7653
      @littlet7653 4 роки тому +12

      It's probably a stick to him 🤣🤣🤣 LOL

    • @Payday5
      @Payday5 4 роки тому +2

      *WHEEZE*

    • @sonrykon5413
      @sonrykon5413 4 роки тому +9

      Trunks are twigs to a guy that moves mountains

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +5512

    So dad jokes are actually good if someone with a deep enough voice says them.

    • @samedud5051
      @samedud5051 4 роки тому +26

      Oh hi again

    • @the_tube2
      @the_tube2 4 роки тому +141

      I dont think its just the deep voice. Its krato's voice which makes it funny with his deep voice

    • @xoriatis7146
      @xoriatis7146 4 роки тому +84

      Dad jokes are really good regardless of the voice.

    • @danielstacey7785
      @danielstacey7785 4 роки тому +9

      Yep, I'm now certain. My youtube recommend is just using whatever you comment on. Same things every time!

    • @richardsinclair7661
      @richardsinclair7661 4 роки тому +5

      WILL YOU GO AWAY ALREADY? I swear, there's not an interest of mine that you haven't infiltrated yet.

  • @pcg13
    @pcg13 6 років тому +2209

    Everybody's laughing is so good.

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 2 роки тому +91

    The gruffest dudes always have the best laughs

  • @danlee7923
    @danlee7923 6 років тому +1241

    When a little child refuses nap time does that mean he is resisting a rest?

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +100

      I heard a guy lost the entire left half of his body. Now he's all right.

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +41

      @arnold jayeola Atreus probably has a lovely singing voice.
      Too bad once he gets older, he'll be low key.

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +50

      @arnold jayeola What do you call it when you strap watches on your belt?
      A waist of time.

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +54

      Joker: "Wanna hear a joke?"
      Batman: "Sure."
      Joker: "Parental love."
      Batman: "I don't get it."
      Joker: "Exactly."

    • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
      @MrWhatdafuBOOM 6 років тому +11

      @arnold jayeola How serious. Dead serious.

  • @stantheman9790
    @stantheman9790 6 років тому +417

    Closest you'll ever get to hearing Kratos laugh lol

    • @kin4386
      @kin4386 6 років тому +17

      Actually, *SPOILER* when Kratos shares a drink with Atreus on the Elevator, he does chuckle under his breath slightly when Atreus goes "Aaah.."

  • @roathrobin
    @roathrobin 6 років тому +712

    The Kratos we need but not the one we deserve

    • @woe794
      @woe794 6 років тому

      RomuX the original was better

    • @Ryuga-2015
      @Ryuga-2015 6 років тому +12

      Well this Kratos is buff.

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame 6 років тому +1

      No,Boi,we do what we please.

  • @ra-0238
    @ra-0238 2 роки тому +23

    His silence after every joke and then he just begin to laught is most funny 😂

  • @butterbun7033
    @butterbun7033 3 роки тому +1799

    I love imagining kratos telling Atreus these jokes and just trying his best to hold back his laughter like a kid and Atreus is just absolutely done with him "So you dont tell good stories OR good jokes" 😂😂😂

    • @Aaditya_Shakya
      @Aaditya_Shakya 3 роки тому +83

      Kratos in the next game should actually try to tell jokes to amuse Atreus to bond with his son showing that hes trying bt he should say it seriously

    • @tarektechmarine8209
      @tarektechmarine8209 2 роки тому +21

      @@Aaditya_Shakya ah yes wholesome.

    • @orthusgames9888
      @orthusgames9888 2 роки тому +30

      @@Aaditya_Shakya i can see it now.
      Kratos: I don't like stairs, they are always up to something.
      Atreus: *facepalm* really father?
      Mimir: are you alright brother?
      Tyr: .....Ok
      Sindri: *says nothing because he's afraid of Kratos*
      Brok: he he he. That's actually pretty good.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 2 роки тому +10

      @@orthusgames9888 Kratos & Brok are bros

    • @orthusgames9888
      @orthusgames9888 2 роки тому +4

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2 yes they are

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 6 років тому +905

    ”hi sorry, I’m dad.” and subscribed

  • @Glibglobit
    @Glibglobit 6 років тому +2394

    This is so weird I've never heard kratos laugh 😂

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 років тому +17

      Didn't watch a lot of sg1 did you?

    • @imaginary92
      @imaginary92 6 років тому +32

      @@madscientistshusta you'd be surprised how many people only know Chris from GoW.
      Then there's people like me (and from your comment, I can quite safely assume you as well) who screamed TEEEEEEEAAAAAAL'C as soon as they heard the first word uttered in the game.
      His voice is unmistakable.

    • @WhoDunIt1999
      @WhoDunIt1999 5 років тому +1

      FetchQuestAssigner4423 I don't ever remember hearing him laugh on SG1 either though.

    • @imaginary92
      @imaginary92 5 років тому +1

      @@WhoDunIt1999 he did. Just very rarely.

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 5 років тому +2

      @@imaginary92 Teal'c didn't laugh much and when he did it gave the others the creeps.

  • @Thishandleistakenbutwhocares
    @Thishandleistakenbutwhocares 2 роки тому +16

    this video isnt long enough, i want more dad jokes from the best dad

  • @aegisinferno7200
    @aegisinferno7200 6 років тому +2194

    "I am Terrified of Elevators... I am going to start taking *Steps* to avoid them."
    The video just started and i'm already done...

    • @RMJ1984
      @RMJ1984 6 років тому +17

      That one was also hands down the best! :D

    • @greek_gamer-sg4nv
      @greek_gamer-sg4nv 6 років тому +2

      AegisInferno same

    • @dysFUNctional93
      @dysFUNctional93 6 років тому +8

      The one right after is pretty funny.

    • @lhommemystere3938
      @lhommemystere3938 6 років тому +1

      I still dont get it, can someone lighten me up ?

    • @Gogeata4
      @Gogeata4 6 років тому

      @@lhommemystere3938 every elevator part in all God of War games had Kratos ambushed to allow players not being bored along the ride
      He also dont trust stairs cause they always had a tendancy to give way when he walks of em

  • @Kat-js
    @Kat-js 6 років тому +1031

    Christopher Judge is Polygon’s dad now

    • @Knights_of_the_Nine
      @Knights_of_the_Nine 6 років тому +2

      Well he needs to beat them until they’re a little tougher.

    • @Kat-js
      @Kat-js 6 років тому

      inceptionman45 that’s fair

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 6 років тому +3

      I don't think he wants them to be his children, though.
      This is Polygon we're talking about, afterall. Bunch of lazy, good for nothing SJW's who only know how to complain about games instead of actually playing them. I was honestly surprised they even came out with this video.

  • @thelaughingrouge
    @thelaughingrouge 6 років тому +621

    I love how Chris couldn't get through some of them without laughing.

    • @099rjZ
      @099rjZ 6 років тому +4

      thelaughingrouge That means Chris is fond of humourous things.

    • @arisart22
      @arisart22 6 років тому +4

      thelaughingrouge Coz he's a certified Dad.

    • @Annemoontje
      @Annemoontje 6 років тому

      Indeed.

  • @DanielLovesArt
    @DanielLovesArt 2 роки тому +44

    Christopher Judge seems like the chillest dude you could ever meet... so long as you were chill too.

    • @sebpet1992
      @sebpet1992 2 роки тому +5

      Some would say he is a calm and reasonable person

    • @Wouldyoulose98
      @Wouldyoulose98 2 роки тому

      @@sebpet1992 is he…a calm and a reasonable person?

    • @devonmc4417
      @devonmc4417 Рік тому

      He is a calm and reasonable person, only if the moment calls for calm 😌

  • @borneyesterday206
    @borneyesterday206 6 років тому +136

    I thought there was an earthquake going on but it was just the very fucking earth rumbling under the might of that man's voice

  • @CrazyGunMan100
    @CrazyGunMan100 6 років тому +223

    Okay but if Kratos like randomly said these during quiet moments in game that would be just the best.

    • @ThePewdieslender
      @ThePewdieslender 6 років тому +24

      And Mimir would just respond with disappointment each time.

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 років тому +7

      SpyroTechnic
      Mimir: I think I preferred you when you were murdering pantheons...
      Kratos:Yes,I once killed an panther with a joke.
      Atreus:STOP

    • @randompasserbyer
      @randompasserbyer 6 років тому +9

      I can just imagine, as they're crouched in the bushes aiming for the deer,
      Kratos: What's brown and sticky?
      Atreus: *aiming* ???
      Kratos: A stick.
      The arrow goes flying out of shock.
      Kratos: Only shoot when I tell you, *boy.*
      Atreus: I'm sorry..
      Kratos: Hi, Sorry. I'm Dad.

    • @ThePewdieslender
      @ThePewdieslender 6 років тому +2

      Atreus: "Is it going to be like this the entire hunt?"

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 6 років тому +3

      SpyroTechnic
      Kratos: "Did I ever tell you this?I used to hate facial hair,but then it grew on me."

  • @Saabrinusky
    @Saabrinusky 5 років тому +2248

    How do you call a blind deer which isn’t moving? *Still no eye deer*

    • @rogger0663r
      @rogger0663r 5 років тому +20

      you should have way more likes

    • @scarlettia3109
      @scarlettia3109 5 років тому

      @@rogger0663r agree ofmg

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 5 років тому

      Sabrinusky best one! Bi can followup with this and they'd still not expect it?

    • @cloroxbleach3936
      @cloroxbleach3936 5 років тому +4

      omg so underrated 😂😂😂

    • @raymond0076
      @raymond0076 5 років тому

      DEER I say but I DOE believe that this comment deserves more likes

  • @LancePaille
    @LancePaille 23 дні тому +2

    Props to Kratos for imitating Christopher Judge

  • @OceanSentinel
    @OceanSentinel 5 років тому +9594

    There should be a dialogue like that, while Kratos and Atreus are using the boat to row through the Lake of Nine.
    Atreus: "Father, do you know any jokes?"
    Kratos: "Now's not the time, boy."
    Atreus: "But we'll be busy once we land. Now's the best time!"
    Mimir: "Come now, brother, surely you have SOME jest up your sleeve!"
    Kratos: "Shut up, head."
    Atreus: "Just one, Father. Please!"
    Kratos: *deep grunt* "... fine." *thinks a moment* "I once had my arm broken, yet I still fought in a great war. Do you know how I beat my foes?"
    Atreus: "How, Father?"
    Kratos: "Singlehandedly."
    Atreus: "..."
    Mimir: "..."
    Kratos: "Enough talking now. Keep an eye out for threats."
    Atreus: "Yes, Father."

  • @punchslinger
    @punchslinger 6 років тому +290

    The tables have turned...
    " *No time for jokes FATHER* "

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson 3 роки тому +727

    "I am terrified of elevators, I am going to start taking steps to avoid them"
    "I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something"

  • @yodavanckart
    @yodavanckart 2 роки тому +25

    Kratos : barely laughs from years to years
    Christopher : *laughs at silly jokes*

  • @genjishimada2855
    @genjishimada2855 6 років тому +109

    “Hi sorry, I am dad” this is golden. I love it when VA’s do these kinda of funny things for the community and just for fun in general.

    • @zabaoth
      @zabaoth 6 років тому +2

      Mark Hamill reading a Trump tweet with Joker's voice was awesome (and scarily in character) AF.

  • @george2p
    @george2p 6 років тому +272

    1:00 "I do not trust stairs... they are always up to something."
    "Dad... ¬¬"

  • @orangemcorange6872
    @orangemcorange6872 6 років тому +348

    "Hi, Sorry. I am Dad." LMAO

    • @JZStudiosonline
      @JZStudiosonline 6 років тому +3

      That's what he said? Dear god his voice is so hard to hear.

    • @brunkchannel
      @brunkchannel 6 років тому +3

      Turn up your volume.

    • @dandycliff2
      @dandycliff2 6 років тому

      i don't get it :( i am dwumb

    • @curioustrout
      @curioustrout 6 років тому +1

      dandycliff2 The joke is when you say your name for an introduction like "I'm Jake" and they say "Hi Jake, I'm Bob."
      Only Atreus fucked up and said "I'm sorry." so Kratos said "Hi sorry, I'm dad."

    • @dandycliff2
      @dandycliff2 6 років тому

      thank you. it was pretty obvious, but dad jokes are complicated also because of that hehe. C. Judge is an awesome person.

  • @anasshahid224
    @anasshahid224 Рік тому +14

    Christopher Judge was born to play Kratos , amazing performance 👏👏👏👏👏

  • @420blaze-it
    @420blaze-it 3 роки тому +536

    Dude’s voice literally blew out my little bluetooth speaker. It’s an honor to have it killed by Kratos himself, though.

  • @almonzerfayyadh1620
    @almonzerfayyadh1620 6 років тому +447

    This man hit puberty 4 times

    • @megamage911
      @megamage911 6 років тому +52

      At minimum.

    • @SohanDsouza
      @SohanDsouza 6 років тому +71

      He hit puberty, reversed, and ran over it again.

    • @isunderman6369
      @isunderman6369 6 років тому +28

      Almonzer Fayyadh well damn, I sure hope puberty is okay

    • @Amira-rg3sk
      @Amira-rg3sk 6 років тому +3

      40*

    • @thebrosyphon8828
      @thebrosyphon8828 6 років тому +4

      Almonzer Fayyadh n’a he hit it more than that

  • @bleepdupdupbloop6777
    @bleepdupdupbloop6777 6 років тому +1068

    This reminded me of all the time I said “I feel like ice cream” and dad replying “you don’t look like ice cream”

    • @haji9164
      @haji9164 6 років тому +18

      your dad is hilarious :D

    • @martyshrekster
      @martyshrekster 6 років тому +13

      When my dad's GPS would say "right turn ahead" he would grab the top of my head and turn it to the right. Also, "the door is not a jar, it's a door."

    • @alldiar
      @alldiar 6 років тому

      My dad was Kratos
      "Foolish Boi"
      And now I'm a monster...

    • @Onibyron
      @Onibyron 6 років тому

      YOU idiots had to like more than 666! But then again the number is a social culture which makes us fear....

  • @FatalBoxers2023
    @FatalBoxers2023 2 роки тому +31

    Imagine both Christopher Judge and Terrence C. Carson laughing both their ass off over dad jokes

  • @KitsuNerezza
    @KitsuNerezza 6 років тому +1654

    1:01 Oh my god Atreus, such an appropriate reaction