SCRATCH IT & WANK

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  • Опубліковано 24 січ 2025

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  • @Trojixx
    @Trojixx 5 років тому +146

    0:29 You did my man Drek dirty lmao

    • @cruzeLacao
      @cruzeLacao 5 років тому +47

      WhIcH yOu CaN pOsSiBlY uNdErStAnD

    • @Max-iq8hi
      @Max-iq8hi 4 роки тому +24

      @@cruzeLacao "COULDN'T"

    • @purpledragon1945
      @purpledragon1945 4 роки тому +16

      I HaVe A sMaLl PeNIs

    • @skullplasma0221
      @skullplasma0221 3 роки тому +1

      Contradicts the “Drek’s Large Penis” YTP lol

  • @memestar4348
    @memestar4348 5 років тому +149

    The drek nearly killed me

  • @Ricky911_
    @Ricky911_ 4 роки тому +73

    I laughed so hard I have no idea how many times I've paused the vid just to laugh it off lmfao

    • @AbbacchioUzumaki_77
      @AbbacchioUzumaki_77 Рік тому +1

      Drek's "poisonous cum" for Breakfast.. His ass gonna get beat by Quark.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sharkedog6007
    @sharkedog6007 4 роки тому +82

    Using highly sophisticated technology...: shows crotchitizer

    • @Max-iq8hi
      @Max-iq8hi 3 роки тому +8

      Most likely it's "Decrotchatizer" now ;)

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 3 роки тому +13

      Which you couldn’t possibly understand

  • @DRILLER19581
    @DRILLER19581 3 роки тому +44

    2:33 I literally stared to wheeze uncontrollably

  • @skullplasma0221
    @skullplasma0221 3 роки тому +26

    1:24 Finally, an uncensored version

  • @ALLMETAL1970
    @ALLMETAL1970 3 роки тому +20

    0:23 this whole segment with chairman chair is hilarious

  • @Max-iq8hi
    @Max-iq8hi 4 роки тому +51

    0:50 That way instead of the Deplanetizer, Chairman Chair could've made the Decrotchatizer, based on Captain Qwark's idea for the Crotchatizer, and the Personal Hygienator... I guess, that's why he had an endorsement with Qwark XD

    • @emperornefarious5273
      @emperornefarious5273 3 роки тому +2

      CC: "So, it has cum to this. Once I step this ignition switch, a countdown will commence. The end of which signals the destruction of your pitful penis!"
      W: "There must be another way to f*** your overpopulated ass"
      C: "You think what this is about? Who do you think f***ed our last penis? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only. CUM, and lots of it. You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new penis. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin f***ing their overpopulated ass as well! Then the whole thing starts all over again. Ahhhhhh, brilliant..."
      W: "Why you evil little f***..."

    • @AbbacchioUzumaki_77
      @AbbacchioUzumaki_77 Рік тому

      "His Poisonous Cum is gonna get a "ASS" whooping by Qwark!! 🤣🤣

  • @kevinmsweeney9475
    @kevinmsweeney9475 6 років тому +83

    Congratulations you ruined my childhood

    • @adrian614
      @adrian614 4 роки тому +6

      Mine was allready

    • @viiikalendasjulii4649
      @viiikalendasjulii4649 4 роки тому +4

      Mine was ruined years ago with the Original three games' sex jokes

    • @viiikalendasjulii4649
      @viiikalendasjulii4649 4 роки тому +6

      @@Badman-o0o 3 Really went up with the sex jokes, two had a lot too, I played both and to be honest Going commando's sex jokes were a bit more memorable

  • @dundy7691
    @dundy7691 3 роки тому +19

    The best part of Drek Cussing so much made me died of laughter! 😂

  • @phil_zupra_b5880
    @phil_zupra_b5880 4 роки тому +29

    Welcome to:
    I never knew i wanted this.
    R&C YTPs 🤣

  • @bobochungi1541
    @bobochungi1541 3 роки тому +25

    3:21 I laughed WAY to hard

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 4 роки тому +15

    2:07 so well edited

  • @christianbarbosa1746
    @christianbarbosa1746 5 років тому +19

    Thanks a lot! You killed me with laughter!

  • @phatoume227
    @phatoume227 4 роки тому +22

    A masterpiece.

  • @malcolmphillip6233
    @malcolmphillip6233 3 роки тому +8

    0:29 No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    My 8 year old brother after measuring... you know:

  • @skittstuff
    @skittstuff 3 роки тому +5

    this whole series is so good, I keep coming back to rewatch them like an idiot

  • @LOLMAN9538
    @LOLMAN9538 3 роки тому +11

    Although the jokes were simple, I died at their deliveries

  • @yfnratchet
    @yfnratchet 5 років тому +26

    I love this

    • @umbralupin6488
      @umbralupin6488  5 років тому +6

      awesome! enjoy the rest of the series :)

  • @charlieminers2892
    @charlieminers2892 3 роки тому +4

    Genuinely one of the funniest poops I've seen in a while. Bravo!

  • @Axeeco
    @Axeeco 4 роки тому +7

    “Unfortunately, you have no penis”
    Man, why is this so funny?

  • @darthvader5363
    @darthvader5363 3 роки тому +3

    I seriously believe this is the best YTP anyone has ever made ever. It is so funny. Congrats on being a funny guy
    🤣

  • @phatoume227
    @phatoume227 3 роки тому +7

    Man, ytp sentence mixing is always a treat.

  • @Randive
    @Randive 5 років тому +14

    Finally a ratchet and wank vid

  • @mistlyplays
    @mistlyplays 3 роки тому +6

    Bro it's only been like one minute and im already crying.

  • @rocksolidwood
    @rocksolidwood 4 роки тому +1

    You are the only person I've seen to do this. Favourite game series parodied? One hundred percent

  • @vergilonachair4487
    @vergilonachair4487 3 роки тому +2

    The bit where he said: of course, sacrifices, which you couldnt possibly understand must be made, should have been in the game tho

  • @coleferguson9354
    @coleferguson9354 5 років тому +16

    This shit is gold good work

  • @DeathBringer9216
    @DeathBringer9216 2 роки тому

    yo lmfao 10 seconds in and I'm already about to fall out laughing...."you bet...I---SHIT with it"

  • @kvxenon
    @kvxenon 4 роки тому +43

    I laughed WAY too hard at Hiroshima

  • @chimininotshering4529
    @chimininotshering4529 5 років тому +8

    CLANK Y U SAY THE S WORD?! XD

  • @bobedwards8647
    @bobedwards8647 4 роки тому +14

    3:06 hi you need to know about BT

  • @friendboy5319
    @friendboy5319 5 років тому +40

    I frikin laughed so hard

  • @-12Sided
    @-12Sided 4 роки тому +25

    I want to play this game. It appears Scratchit is correct. You can’t buy the brand new Scratch it and Wank 😢

    • @umbralupin6488
      @umbralupin6488  4 роки тому +9

      At least you can watch all the cutscenes right here!

    • @-12Sided
      @-12Sided 4 роки тому +3

      Haha! Wasn’t expecting a reply! Every time man. Hilarious every time 😂

  • @ritapusateri2328
    @ritapusateri2328 4 роки тому +2

    You deserve way more subscribers!!

  • @sebastiantowler2196
    @sebastiantowler2196 8 місяців тому

    Derek: Hi! You need to know about BT.
    Me: I do!

  • @newcastlefan983
    @newcastlefan983 3 роки тому +2

    3:21 man she must be living under a rock if she's reporting such a tragedy

    • @mr.velasco4919
      @mr.velasco4919 3 роки тому

      i mean, ratchet and clank came out in the early 2000s lol

  • @Fandestdh
    @Fandestdh 4 роки тому +7

    3:25 that really sounds like a hl2 Kleiner's voice

    • @sound-wave00
      @sound-wave00 3 роки тому

      I would actually like to see the voice of Kleiner to make a Clank impression

  • @rosamariadelgado9595
    @rosamariadelgado9595 4 роки тому +2

    Lol the name and plot of this is so f#cking hilarious

  • @cheesefinder111
    @cheesefinder111 2 роки тому +4

    This actually made me cry, I’m not kidding my eyes are leaking and I can’t breathe 💀

  • @RKRo313
    @RKRo313 4 роки тому +3

    More like scratch it & DANK

  • @alden4240
    @alden4240 4 роки тому +7

    2:14 he looks like gman

    • @sound-wave00
      @sound-wave00 3 роки тому

      Chairman Drek? Yeah he actually kinda does

  • @ImALombax
    @ImALombax 4 роки тому +11

    2:03

    • @Knollag
      @Knollag 3 роки тому +1

      P € n i s

  • @pokipal7807
    @pokipal7807 3 роки тому +2

    These are the cut out scenes LMAO

  • @moistman2346
    @moistman2346 2 роки тому

    the ending is positively golden

  • @Yggaming_34193
    @Yggaming_34193 3 роки тому +1

    Sorry I can’t breath of this

  • @fakesmile172
    @fakesmile172 3 роки тому +1

    Right in my childhood

  • @Chovey
    @Chovey 4 роки тому +1

    this gives me nostalgia

  • @jeezusgurl
    @jeezusgurl Рік тому +1

    Wank: Yummy..
    Scratch it: Bruh.. I'm not a robot.. so get off me!
    Wank: I can make you into a robot, tho..
    Scratch it: Boy, get off no! Get off! AAAAAH!!!
    Me: OH MY GOSH.. THIS IS SO WEIRD 😑😑😑

  • @notalltypeofbadhrs150
    @notalltypeofbadhrs150 Рік тому

    The Dislikes were from people who can't possibly understand.

  • @Spidey-eq1eh
    @Spidey-eq1eh 4 роки тому +3

    Dear Umbra Lupin
    By any chance you are related to Hellion Hero?

  • @minxthesphinx6323
    @minxthesphinx6323 4 роки тому +1

    Has this ever happened to you nagasaki

  • @Trojixx
    @Trojixx 5 років тому +7

    Bruh Clank sus af

  • @AbyssClips197
    @AbyssClips197 4 роки тому +2

    The title 😂🤣

  • @esquad0613
    @esquad0613 3 роки тому +1

    This makes me want a rated m ratchet and clank game

    • @mr.velasco4919
      @mr.velasco4919 3 роки тому

      sunset overdrive is basically rated m r&c so i think u might like it

  • @Shirofazbear
    @Shirofazbear 3 роки тому +1

    When is scratch it and wank ripped apart coming out

  • @imusedfor8876
    @imusedfor8876 5 років тому +8

    Hey umpa dreamworks blocked shed 2

  • @FiveFiveOfFire
    @FiveFiveOfFire 2 роки тому

    This 💩 got me wheezing 😂😂😂

  • @maurycyoseka1057
    @maurycyoseka1057 Рік тому

    Captain Quark: Dose this ever happened to you? - 2:34

  • @hydraulichydra8363
    @hydraulichydra8363 Рік тому

    An ancient artifact from the days before AI!

  • @cruzeLacao
    @cruzeLacao 4 роки тому +6

    WHICH YOU CAN PoSsIbLy UNDERSTAND
    "AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN KISS MY A**"
    Chairman Chair

  • @Shantae-June22002
    @Shantae-June22002 2 роки тому

    3:50 Chairman Chair with another Announcement

  • @BogdanAnastasiei
    @BogdanAnastasiei 5 років тому +8

    2:08 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @-12Sided
    @-12Sided 3 роки тому +8

    0:18-0:21 that doesn’t even sound edited 😂😂

  • @potatoman-bu7mn
    @potatoman-bu7mn 3 роки тому

    I lost my shit at the drek part

  • @someguywhogodknows7348
    @someguywhogodknows7348 3 роки тому

    I dying of This moment

  • @IcyFir3902
    @IcyFir3902 Рік тому

    Shit: 1. A person’s belongings, 2. Feeces after sitting on the toilet..

  • @noahkalberg
    @noahkalberg 2 роки тому

    Inspirational

  • @yayayayayayay1000
    @yayayayayayay1000 5 років тому +3

    Perfecto

  • @vtresa
    @vtresa 4 роки тому +3

    That i play this game on 2015

  • @andrewjones9547
    @andrewjones9547 2 роки тому +1

    3:42 what the frick

  • @spider-man500
    @spider-man500 4 роки тому +2

    What is the link to this? I want to send the link to Charmx so he can watch this

    • @umbralupin6488
      @umbralupin6488  4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/PVp8USbFT6I/v-deo.html&lc=UgyEPXuf1sjeS0RyY0J4AaABAg

    • @spider-man500
      @spider-man500 4 роки тому

      Umbra Lupin Thanks! Now I can FINALLY get him to see this

    • @umbralupin6488
      @umbralupin6488  4 роки тому

      awesome man@@spider-man500

  • @derk-306
    @derk-306 4 роки тому

    I'm in search of someone who can shite xD

  • @DaRaginLombax
    @DaRaginLombax 4 роки тому

    'Change of Mass into my Ass'

  • @donnienichols8622
    @donnienichols8622 5 років тому +7

    Omg lol

  • @timtamtomuk283
    @timtamtomuk283 4 роки тому +2

    so funny haha

  • @Exoskeleton2921
    @Exoskeleton2921 4 роки тому +1

    I.. don’t understand
    Y u here

  • @nathohkipling797
    @nathohkipling797 4 роки тому

    My fave game

  • @Goatman54
    @Goatman54 3 роки тому

    I'm super mad using us as jokes I will give you one

  • @LaytonBosma
    @LaytonBosma 28 днів тому

    1:37 1:45

  • @ir0547
    @ir0547 2 роки тому

    oh yeah its Australian made playstation game

  • @sephchils829
    @sephchils829 3 роки тому +1

    what the fuck did i just watch

  • @LaytonBosma
    @LaytonBosma 28 днів тому

    f 0:01 0:01 😂😂

  • @robplyter4165
    @robplyter4165 5 років тому +4

    Is this a ytp?

  • @maskmonkey654
    @maskmonkey654 2 роки тому

    I love this game I played this one and the second one for PS2 PS4 version isn't the same

  • @ntombikhonandlovu9931
    @ntombikhonandlovu9931 4 роки тому +3

    How could you ruin history of ratchet and clank u should be ashamed

    • @umbralupin6488
      @umbralupin6488  4 роки тому +2

      rest assured I have a great love for the franchise, I just awakened a humorous way of channeling it...

  • @cheesefinder111
    @cheesefinder111 2 роки тому

    MmmmmmmmmMmMmMmm
    *N U K E* 💥 🍄 ☁️

  • @ariluvsmelaniemartinez
    @ariluvsmelaniemartinez 3 роки тому +1

    You need to be careful with what you post my brother is watching this now he says it every day now he doesn’t focus go to hell

    • @ct.25.300
      @ct.25.300 3 роки тому +1

      maybe you are a chairman chair

    • @ct.25.300
      @ct.25.300 3 роки тому

      maybe you are a chairman chair

    • @ct.25.300
      @ct.25.300 3 роки тому

      maybe you are a chairman chair

    • @ct.25.300
      @ct.25.300 3 роки тому

      maybe you are a chairman chair

    • @ct.25.300
      @ct.25.300 3 роки тому

      maybe you are a chairman chair

  • @kyoobur4000
    @kyoobur4000 3 роки тому

    0:05