0:50 That way instead of the Deplanetizer, Chairman Chair could've made the Decrotchatizer, based on Captain Qwark's idea for the Crotchatizer, and the Personal Hygienator... I guess, that's why he had an endorsement with Qwark XD
CC: "So, it has cum to this. Once I step this ignition switch, a countdown will commence. The end of which signals the destruction of your pitful penis!" W: "There must be another way to f*** your overpopulated ass" C: "You think what this is about? Who do you think f***ed our last penis? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only. CUM, and lots of it. You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new penis. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin f***ing their overpopulated ass as well! Then the whole thing starts all over again. Ahhhhhh, brilliant..." W: "Why you evil little f***..."
@@Badman-o0o 3 Really went up with the sex jokes, two had a lot too, I played both and to be honest Going commando's sex jokes were a bit more memorable
Wank: Yummy.. Scratch it: Bruh.. I'm not a robot.. so get off me! Wank: I can make you into a robot, tho.. Scratch it: Boy, get off no! Get off! AAAAAH!!! Me: OH MY GOSH.. THIS IS SO WEIRD 😑😑😑
0:29 You did my man Drek dirty lmao
WhIcH yOu CaN pOsSiBlY uNdErStAnD
@@cruzeLacao "COULDN'T"
I HaVe A sMaLl PeNIs
Contradicts the “Drek’s Large Penis” YTP lol
The drek nearly killed me
WhIcH YoU CouLdn’T PoSsIBLy UndErStAND
Drek: *FECK OFF!*
Me too
Me too
You mean chairmen chair
I laughed so hard I have no idea how many times I've paused the vid just to laugh it off lmfao
Drek's "poisonous cum" for Breakfast.. His ass gonna get beat by Quark.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Using highly sophisticated technology...: shows crotchitizer
Most likely it's "Decrotchatizer" now ;)
Which you couldn’t possibly understand
2:33 I literally stared to wheeze uncontrollably
Me too.. This is too funny!
1:24 Finally, an uncensored version
0:23 this whole segment with chairman chair is hilarious
0:50 That way instead of the Deplanetizer, Chairman Chair could've made the Decrotchatizer, based on Captain Qwark's idea for the Crotchatizer, and the Personal Hygienator... I guess, that's why he had an endorsement with Qwark XD
CC: "So, it has cum to this. Once I step this ignition switch, a countdown will commence. The end of which signals the destruction of your pitful penis!"
W: "There must be another way to f*** your overpopulated ass"
C: "You think what this is about? Who do you think f***ed our last penis? I did. This is about one thing and one thing only. CUM, and lots of it. You see, I've been paid for every square inch of my new penis. Once the inhabitants move in, I will begin f***ing their overpopulated ass as well! Then the whole thing starts all over again. Ahhhhhh, brilliant..."
W: "Why you evil little f***..."
"His Poisonous Cum is gonna get a "ASS" whooping by Qwark!! 🤣🤣
Congratulations you ruined my childhood
Mine was allready
Mine was ruined years ago with the Original three games' sex jokes
@@Badman-o0o 3 Really went up with the sex jokes, two had a lot too, I played both and to be honest Going commando's sex jokes were a bit more memorable
The best part of Drek Cussing so much made me died of laughter! 😂
"The Poisonous CUM is funny dude..
Welcome to:
I never knew i wanted this.
R&C YTPs 🤣
3:21 I laughed WAY to hard
2:07 so well edited
Thanks a lot! You killed me with laughter!
A masterpiece.
0:29 No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single soul:
My 8 year old brother after measuring... you know:
this whole series is so good, I keep coming back to rewatch them like an idiot
Although the jokes were simple, I died at their deliveries
I love this
awesome! enjoy the rest of the series :)
Genuinely one of the funniest poops I've seen in a while. Bravo!
“Unfortunately, you have no penis”
Man, why is this so funny?
I seriously believe this is the best YTP anyone has ever made ever. It is so funny. Congrats on being a funny guy
🤣
Man, ytp sentence mixing is always a treat.
Finally a ratchet and wank vid
Bro it's only been like one minute and im already crying.
You are the only person I've seen to do this. Favourite game series parodied? One hundred percent
The bit where he said: of course, sacrifices, which you couldnt possibly understand must be made, should have been in the game tho
This shit is gold good work
thanks man, enjoy the rest :)
yo lmfao 10 seconds in and I'm already about to fall out laughing...."you bet...I---SHIT with it"
I laughed WAY too hard at Hiroshima
CLANK Y U SAY THE S WORD?! XD
3:06 hi you need to know about BT
I frikin laughed so hard
survived to see the second one :)
Yes
I want to play this game. It appears Scratchit is correct. You can’t buy the brand new Scratch it and Wank 😢
At least you can watch all the cutscenes right here!
Haha! Wasn’t expecting a reply! Every time man. Hilarious every time 😂
You deserve way more subscribers!!
Derek: Hi! You need to know about BT.
Me: I do!
3:21 man she must be living under a rock if she's reporting such a tragedy
i mean, ratchet and clank came out in the early 2000s lol
3:25 that really sounds like a hl2 Kleiner's voice
I would actually like to see the voice of Kleiner to make a Clank impression
Lol the name and plot of this is so f#cking hilarious
This actually made me cry, I’m not kidding my eyes are leaking and I can’t breathe 💀
More like scratch it & DANK
2:14 he looks like gman
Chairman Drek? Yeah he actually kinda does
2:03
P € n i s
These are the cut out scenes LMAO
the ending is positively golden
Sorry I can’t breath of this
Right in my childhood
this gives me nostalgia
Wank: Yummy..
Scratch it: Bruh.. I'm not a robot.. so get off me!
Wank: I can make you into a robot, tho..
Scratch it: Boy, get off no! Get off! AAAAAH!!!
Me: OH MY GOSH.. THIS IS SO WEIRD 😑😑😑
The Dislikes were from people who can't possibly understand.
Dear Umbra Lupin
By any chance you are related to Hellion Hero?
Has this ever happened to you nagasaki
Bruh Clank sus af
The title 😂🤣
This makes me want a rated m ratchet and clank game
sunset overdrive is basically rated m r&c so i think u might like it
When is scratch it and wank ripped apart coming out
Hey umpa dreamworks blocked shed 2
This 💩 got me wheezing 😂😂😂
Captain Quark: Dose this ever happened to you? - 2:34
An ancient artifact from the days before AI!
WHICH YOU CAN PoSsIbLy UNDERSTAND
"AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT YOU CAN KISS MY A**"
Chairman Chair
3:50 Chairman Chair with another Announcement
2:08 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
0:18-0:21 that doesn’t even sound edited 😂😂
I lost my shit at the drek part
I dying of This moment
Shit: 1. A person’s belongings, 2. Feeces after sitting on the toilet..
Inspirational
Perfecto
That i play this game on 2015
3:42 what the frick
What is the link to this? I want to send the link to Charmx so he can watch this
ua-cam.com/video/PVp8USbFT6I/v-deo.html&lc=UgyEPXuf1sjeS0RyY0J4AaABAg
Umbra Lupin Thanks! Now I can FINALLY get him to see this
awesome man@@spider-man500
I'm in search of someone who can shite xD
'Change of Mass into my Ass'
Omg lol
stay tuned for the next one :)
so funny haha
I.. don’t understand
Y u here
My fave game
I'm super mad using us as jokes I will give you one
1:37 1:45
oh yeah its Australian made playstation game
what the fuck did i just watch
f 0:01 0:01 😂😂
Is this a ytp?
Yeah
No
This is art
Shrek god has spoken
I love this game I played this one and the second one for PS2 PS4 version isn't the same
How could you ruin history of ratchet and clank u should be ashamed
rest assured I have a great love for the franchise, I just awakened a humorous way of channeling it...
MmmmmmmmmMmMmMmm
*N U K E* 💥 🍄 ☁️
You need to be careful with what you post my brother is watching this now he says it every day now he doesn’t focus go to hell
maybe you are a chairman chair
maybe you are a chairman chair
maybe you are a chairman chair
maybe you are a chairman chair
maybe you are a chairman chair
0:05