Predicting Every NBA Team's Season In 3 Words or Less | 2024 Edition

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  • @crimzy4375
    @crimzy4375 Місяць тому +310

    Waited 20 minutes for my team and this man said “French young guys”

  • @jamesflanagan7693
    @jamesflanagan7693 Місяць тому +167

    Capture the Flagg! 😂😂😂

  • @Vizzle1113
    @Vizzle1113 Місяць тому +94

    I definitely wouldn’t mind weekly recaps from yall during the NBA season

    • @LiliRiverIsTheName
      @LiliRiverIsTheName Місяць тому +4

      THIS! The way they speak about basketball is AMAZING and would love a recap from them
      Help keep up with the league and their jokes are always hits

  • @mrmarcusandrews84
    @mrmarcusandrews84 Місяць тому +82

    “It’s called Last War and it’s going viral..”
    if I have to watch that ad one more damn time….

    • @SerryJeinfeld
      @SerryJeinfeld Місяць тому +3

      Lmfaooo you need an ad blocker

    • @spliffsforbreakfast
      @spliffsforbreakfast Місяць тому +2

      Reading this as the fucking ad is playing like 😭💀

    • @DaDualityofMan
      @DaDualityofMan Місяць тому

      @@SerryJeinfeldI used to but then UA-cam disallowed AdBlockers like a year ago

    • @grewdordon
      @grewdordon Місяць тому +3

      I have never seen Antony Starr half-ass a performance more 😭

  • @anemoium1
    @anemoium1 Місяць тому +44

    "French young guys" is crazy

  • @bradentucker4854
    @bradentucker4854 Місяць тому +13

    0:51 not even lie this draft was so quiet I kinda forget the hawks even got the first pick

  • @PhilipArthur
    @PhilipArthur Місяць тому +25

    The Wizards take is worth watching the entire video for it 😂😅😂

  • @4olufade
    @4olufade Місяць тому +18

    19:56 "French young guys" are we channeling our inner Charlie Kelly from Always Sunny In Philadelphia?

  • @EEEE-y6q
    @EEEE-y6q Місяць тому +10

    5:56 4th straight year actually. 2022 (Ivey), 2023 (Ausar), 2024 (Ron Holland) and then 2025 (TBD)

  • @Kellxrated
    @Kellxrated Місяць тому +4

    Y’all gotta figure out how to do this segment every 3 months or something.
    Some of the channels best content right here

  • @peacetotheworld5051
    @peacetotheworld5051 Місяць тому +15

    Markkanen's (I spelled that wrong) contract has it that he can't he traded until next season

  • @vladtotkalo
    @vladtotkalo Місяць тому +25

    The Lively stray by the editor is insane

    • @Kellxrated
      @Kellxrated Місяць тому

      That shit had me like ??? 😹😹😹😹😹

  • @ryanmartinez4248
    @ryanmartinez4248 Місяць тому +85

    Wassup fellas how are you guys?

  • @iBeButler
    @iBeButler Місяць тому +3

    Capture the Flagg was such a good one. Fits perfectly for Portland.

  • @Justfrank_0
    @Justfrank_0 Місяць тому +6

    You guys carried my offseason thanks guys

  • @RealTomahawk7
    @RealTomahawk7 Місяць тому +3

    Hawks: JUST TRADE TRAE
    Celtics: BEST IN EAST
    Nets: LEAGUES WORST RECORD
    Hornets: A LITTLE OPTIMISTIC
    Bulls: SELL THE TEAM
    Cavs: STILL PRETTY GOOD
    Mavs: DEFENSE IS WORRISOME
    Nuggets: FORGET LAST YEAR
    Pistons: CAN'T GET WORSE
    Warriors: STEPH ERA OVER
    Rockets: NICE YOUNG CORE
    Pacers: CELTICS BEAT AGAIN
    Clippers: SAME OLD CLIPPERS
    Lakers: LEBRONS BOYS CLUB
    Grizzlies: BOUNCE BACK INCOMING
    Heat: JIMMY ERA FADING
    Bucks: MUST STAY HEALTHY
    T'Wolves: WILL RANDLE WORK?
    Pelicans: CAN'T TRUST ZION
    Knicks: WILL KAT WORK?
    Thunder: NOT THERE YET
    Magic: PATIENCE IS KEY
    76ers: NOW OR NEVER
    Suns: DISASTER IN DESSERT
    Blazers: CAPTURE THE FLAGG
    Kings: UNDER THE RADAR
    Spurs: OVERALL IMPROVEMENT YEAR
    Raptors: BETTER THAN EXPECTED
    Jazz: JUST KINDA THERE
    Wizards: CAPTURE THE FLAGG

  • @JBRailfan324
    @JBRailfan324 Місяць тому +3

    😂😂 describing the Memphis Grizzlies like that is insane. Also you guys should make a video on the Wizards and how they wasted John Wall, Gilbert Arenas and Bradley Beal.

  • @redxlillard7880
    @redxlillard7880 Місяць тому +4

    Cooper Flagg is easily going to be one of the biggest nba bust

  • @chugcanthoop
    @chugcanthoop Місяць тому +5

    So yall really believe the wolves or the nuggets will knock out the Mavs?

  • @skyfly911
    @skyfly911 Місяць тому +1

    the jokes were a step up in this one, great job

  • @doomhauer69
    @doomhauer69 Місяць тому +3

    "Small Ball Failure"
    *Shows a pic of Zion*
    I'm getting flashbacks to the L Meat days 😂

  • @ADPels
    @ADPels 10 днів тому +1

    A week later, warriors getting over 40 wins

  • @naoikeda9472
    @naoikeda9472 Місяць тому +34

    Lakers: the bronny show

    • @awc6007
      @awc6007 Місяць тому +3

      The Slow Time Lakers

    • @theemotionalremix
      @theemotionalremix Місяць тому +4

      Bronny won't make much of an impact on this team. He'll be playing more of a Thanasis Antetokounmpo role at best.

    • @naoikeda9472
      @naoikeda9472 Місяць тому +4

      @@theemotionalremix from a playing perspective, yes.
      But I’m talking about the media perspective. They are going to talk so much about the whole “lebron and Bronny playing together” thing

    • @naoikeda9472
      @naoikeda9472 Місяць тому +2

      @@awc6007 the comedy time lakers

    • @kennethxu1789
      @kennethxu1789 Місяць тому +2

      @@theemotionalremixTHANASIS MY GOOAAATYTTTTTT

  • @erenjaeger1475
    @erenjaeger1475 Місяць тому +6

    Damn it’s already been a year???
    I remember when the 2023 video came out

  • @kylelincoln6401
    @kylelincoln6401 Місяць тому +1

    Is your intro music the call of duty Cold War lobby music? Lmao

  • @austingreen1274
    @austingreen1274 Місяць тому +6

    OKC out in the 2nd round again? Man idk. I got them as #1 seed and winning the west. Agree with the first dude.
    #Go Zers.

    • @Bigedub101
      @Bigedub101 Місяць тому

      I mean, that's literally what they did last season

    • @shermanngjazz
      @shermanngjazz Місяць тому

      I pick OKC to make the WCF

  • @LegitLongevity
    @LegitLongevity 21 день тому +2

    Aged like milk

  • @StephCurryy
    @StephCurryy Місяць тому +3

    Im glad we beat yall team by 30 saying warriors under 40 wins been haters ever since curry been busting yall butt for years dont be sad!!!

  • @Edward-209
    @Edward-209 Місяць тому +2

    Video idea:
    Steve Nash suns retrospective

  • @EonArashi
    @EonArashi Місяць тому +2

    “Is in Canada”, jfc dude xD

  • @KnuckleNinja
    @KnuckleNinja 24 дні тому

    16:23 - Love the candid honesty 🫡 😂

  • @kennethxu1789
    @kennethxu1789 Місяць тому +1

    3:56 i think the cavs are underrated because they haven’t really done anything, and now people forgot that their key players are all extremely young. That being said, beating a first time magic team as your only playoff series win isn’t great. New sixers?

  • @j_igbo_404
    @j_igbo_404 Місяць тому +34

    Hot take: Bronny finals mvp

    • @drupieuwu2203
      @drupieuwu2203 Місяць тому +18

      Bronny drops 51 in game 7 against the Celtics. Calling it now

    • @naoikeda9472
      @naoikeda9472 Місяць тому +8

      @@drupieuwu2203 in nba 2k

    • @MarLikeIt
      @MarLikeIt Місяць тому +1

      @@naoikeda9472 in the 2025 bubble

  • @isaidperez-u7o
    @isaidperez-u7o Місяць тому +1

    yesssssso so excited for this video

  • @mrbarbrady00
    @mrbarbrady00 Місяць тому +2

    5:43 , But can he get you buckets tho 😭

  • @CYBORG-12_KING
    @CYBORG-12_KING Місяць тому +4

    The warriors hate is crazy (40 wins below)

    • @StephCurryy
      @StephCurryy Місяць тому +1

      I know rightt but we just beat they stinking trail blazers by 30 today so karma

    • @CYBORG-12_KING
      @CYBORG-12_KING Місяць тому +1

      @@StephCurryy REAL

  • @isaidperez-u7o
    @isaidperez-u7o Місяць тому +1

    I love your videos guys

  • @Toddlemosh
    @Toddlemosh Місяць тому

    Finding this channel in this summer is contributing factor to my excitement about this upcoming season being higher than it’s been in years… and this is coming from a jazz fan, where we are guaranteed to be one of the most boring teams to watch 😅

  • @garrickrobertson6833
    @garrickrobertson6833 Місяць тому

    Love these vids

  • @pandabearmadness6263
    @pandabearmadness6263 Місяць тому +1

    The warriors look good i know it's preseason but they look scary

  • @kennethxu1789
    @kennethxu1789 Місяць тому +1

    7:54 sixers should be a mess tbh. I think the pacers are 8:04 definitely the most slept on. Extremely deep, extremely young, hope they go against the bucks again. Love giannis, but unless dame reverts back to his old self, i think they’ll get surpassed this year.

  • @christophermartinez79
    @christophermartinez79 Місяць тому +1

    First! Huge basketball fan Really enjoy the videos

  • @richardconnors4303
    @richardconnors4303 Місяць тому +1

    Y’all crapped on Edey at Purdue, but now that you’ve actually seen him play you see why he is revered in West Lafayette.

  • @ceufrscio707
    @ceufrscio707 28 днів тому +1

    3:16 innocent until proven gulity. Johnny depp case 4 example

  • @firatbas
    @firatbas Місяць тому +1

    Warriors are slept on this season, i think it'll be their 5th chip 🏆

  • @SuperSikarlo
    @SuperSikarlo Місяць тому

    Dalton Kneckt and Edey are gonna be fun to watch

  • @cashwiththebag8215
    @cashwiththebag8215 Місяць тому

    Great series

  • @shawncharles6077
    @shawncharles6077 Місяць тому +5

    "The sun is gonna burn out" that's hilarious lmao

  • @Beastmike215
    @Beastmike215 Місяць тому

    All the thoughts about the Cavs seem true. The most accurate one being the first.

  • @christophermuniz2826
    @christophermuniz2826 Місяць тому +1

    Jazz are definitely not getting talked about this season cuz Lauri can't even be traded until the summer lol. Unless they pull a Detroit and lose a million games in a row there's just nothing going on with that team this year

    • @theitechlab
      @theitechlab Місяць тому

      It’s been a tough stretch to be a Jazz fan lol. Besides the young core and Markkanen, there’s not a lot going on to really get excited about at the moment. Not good enough to make any sort of playoff run but not bad enough to tank hard and end up with a really high pick.

  • @Iamjustjeremiah
    @Iamjustjeremiah Місяць тому

    seeing zach was really nice

  • @lightingupthecinemafilmrev7956
    @lightingupthecinemafilmrev7956 Місяць тому

    My three words for Denver as a Nuggets fan: Julian Strawther 6moy
    Don’t sleep on him he scored the most points in preseason, pure bucket getter off the bench

  • @richhomiesquirtle7730
    @richhomiesquirtle7730 Місяць тому

    Favorite Annual Tradition

  • @mxchael9931
    @mxchael9931 Місяць тому

    prediction for portland trailblazers season- upcoming dominate defense: clingan, comura and advidga going to set the tone and blueprint in establishing a defensive identity this season and hopes to win the lottery so they can add flagg to the mix

  • @tonoysengupta8127
    @tonoysengupta8127 Місяць тому

    LaMelo is wearing ankle braces this season to try and ensure health. Defense has taken a serious uptick. Tijdane has looked really really good as a stretch 4. I've been a big fan of this channel for a long time, but yall really glossed over the big steps Charlotte has taken

  • @patrickbegley5696
    @patrickbegley5696 Місяць тому

    They found a new chapter to the Epic of Gilgamesh before Embiid made an Conference Finals

  • @EonArashi
    @EonArashi Місяць тому

    Forgetting that the Cavs weren’t even slightly healthy last year is apparently a brand for UA-camrs.

  • @thenightmaricsenpai524
    @thenightmaricsenpai524 Місяць тому

    Here's my three words or less:
    Hawls: Trade Trae ASAP
    Celtics: Eastern Conference Favorite
    Nets: Liberty Still Better
    Hornets: NBA's AEW
    Bulls: Lonzo Comeback Tour?
    Cavaliers: Second Round Elimination
    Mavericks: Klay Is Key
    Denver: Jokic Carry Job
    Pistons: Can't Get Worse..?
    Warriors: Dubs Last Gasp
    Rockets: Buyers At Deadline?
    Pacers: Where's the Defense?
    Clippers: Sweet New Digs
    Lakers: Will Bronny Succeed?
    Grizzlies: Ultimate Wildcard
    Heat: Jimmy's Last Dance
    Bucks: Dame's Last Chance
    Timberwolves: Possible Dark Horse
    Pelicans: Square Peg Again?!
    Knicks: All In Push
    Thunder: Buyers At Deadline
    Orlando: Rock Solid Defense
    76ers: Syracuse Laughs Maniacally
    Suns: It's Over
    Trailblazers: Time To Tank
    Kings: Last Team In
    Spurs: Wemby All-NBA
    Raptors: Chemistry Building Year
    Jazz: Trade Rumors Galore
    Wizards: Sarr Isn't Wemby

  • @thedramaticcharismatic5664
    @thedramaticcharismatic5664 Місяць тому

    Let the (basketball) games begin!

  • @HDX21
    @HDX21 Місяць тому

    For The New York Knicks Three Words: Health, Health, Health
    Any team that is ever coached by Tom Thibodeau you never question their toughness, their defensive prowess, or their tenacity. But even as far back when Thibbs coached the D. Rose Chicago Bulls it's always been about health.
    Hell last years Knicks would have made it to the ECF but They lost all this their key players last year from OG, Randle, Bogdanović, DiVincenzo, Hart and then Brunson. This could also go for the Philadelphia 76ers as well. Both teams are super talented that they could get to the ECF and even to The Finals. But everything has to call them the place when it comes to their health for both teams this season.

  • @matthewmckenzie8921
    @matthewmckenzie8921 Місяць тому

    I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

  • @8Kobe24Steph30
    @8Kobe24Steph30 Місяць тому +2

    3:24 sure you did

  • @jalenjohnson0339
    @jalenjohnson0339 Місяць тому

    As a rockets fan this is the year we see what this current team can do if we don’t make the playoffs. We are definitely going star hunting next year

  • @32ekoc
    @32ekoc Місяць тому

    The tanking teaming are going to be playing capture the flag.😂

  • @cocoqtpi
    @cocoqtpi Місяць тому

    im not even a suns fan but i still think the suns are dangerous out west, their new system under coach bud + tyus jones addition is underrated af

    • @The2006Scaper
      @The2006Scaper Місяць тому +1

      Nah man they have no depth and an injury prone big 3. 5-6 seed at best 2nd round exit

  • @Nahaintnoway
    @Nahaintnoway Місяць тому

    My Nuggets losing depth is gonna be first of MANY times this happens with the new second apron rules. We’re just the first to get hammered by it.

  • @freshnaproductions2105
    @freshnaproductions2105 Місяць тому

    Atlanta: Another Mid Year
    Boston: Banner number 19
    Brooklyn: Capture the Flagg
    Charlotte: Play in Berth?
    Chicago: Messed up roster
    Cleveland: Evan step back?
    Dallas: No finals year
    Denver: No home court
    Detroit: Gonna be better
    Golden State: Sorry Steph Curry
    Houston: Too many players
    Indiana: Fraud ECF run
    Los Angeles Clippers: Harden’s a system
    Los Angeles Lakers: What’s the Foundation?
    Memphis: Ja bounce back
    Miami: Bye bye Jimmy
    Milwaukee: Old Heads Town
    Minnesota: WCF once again
    New Orleans: Healthy Zion?
    New York: Gonna make ECF
    OKC: Finals berth
    Orlando: Excited young team
    Philadelphia: Embiid is cursed
    Phoenix: First round … sweep?
    Portland: Whatever Brooklyn is
    Sacramento: Playoff berth
    San Antonio: Stop the hype
    Toronto: They’re gonna tank
    Utah: What’s going on?
    Washington: Tank commanders unleashed

  • @naoikeda9472
    @naoikeda9472 Місяць тому +1

    Blazers: the depression continues

  • @daniyahgoodwin3078
    @daniyahgoodwin3078 Місяць тому

    “is in Canada” 😂😂😂😂

  • @XZAVIER-DAA-GOD
    @XZAVIER-DAA-GOD Місяць тому +1

    R u guys make a video on kawhi if he actually does retire

  • @Coleme19454
    @Coleme19454 Місяць тому

    I hate the Lakers but tbf they did recently make a WCF appearence with a bad coach. I have a feeling they're gonna surprise people this year.

  • @jeremiah31405
    @jeremiah31405 Місяць тому +3

    19:30 the Jazz can’t trade Lauri until next summer bc of his extension so they’re fr stuck with this roster basically

  • @darinvandenborn7278
    @darinvandenborn7278 Місяць тому +2

    Giddey isn't a predator.

  • @abelpantoja7134
    @abelpantoja7134 Місяць тому

    GTA 6 will come out before Embiid makes the ECF

  • @kylesteyn7479
    @kylesteyn7479 Місяць тому

    Warriors are definitely a contender, over 60 wins definitely.

  • @theoperry3236
    @theoperry3236 Місяць тому

    Rockets are going to surprise a lot of ppl this year if Jalen green is consistent and has all star all we need is him and the rockets r contenders

  • @TheDJJProductions00
    @TheDJJProductions00 Місяць тому

    Markkanen can't be traded this year due to signing his deal before the season if I'm not mistaken

  • @shermanngjazz
    @shermanngjazz Місяць тому

    For me the Suns will be a 2nd round exit

  • @acking3038
    @acking3038 Місяць тому

    Edey for rookie of the year, I’ll fight all y’all.

  • @zeqa9
    @zeqa9 Місяць тому

    For my wolves, you could’ve said ‘too much depth’ if you really know Ross, you know we have like 13 rotation guys

  • @SuperSikarlo
    @SuperSikarlo Місяць тому +9

    the Giddey jokes stopped being funny the moment there was no proof of guilt

    • @redxlillard7880
      @redxlillard7880 Місяць тому +4

      Except the pictures of him wit the minor?

  • @GodlyWarrior_
    @GodlyWarrior_ Місяць тому

    “Is in Canada“ ??? 😂😂😂

  • @ceufrscio707
    @ceufrscio707 Місяць тому

    They gotta invent time travel - ben

  • @isaidperez-u7o
    @isaidperez-u7o Місяць тому

    Thank you guys, been waiting for this video for Forever

  • @guru_basketball_kiero
    @guru_basketball_kiero Місяць тому

    #GuruBasketballKieroSays great video

  • @AbdelAziz-oe3do
    @AbdelAziz-oe3do Місяць тому

    GRAH EARLY GANG

  • @melflewis
    @melflewis Місяць тому

    1:54 I still think that will belong to the Pistons or Wizards againnn and Golden State’s 3 words shoulda been Most 3s Ever cuz that’s all we gunna this year with the Splash Buddies

  • @lilbepsi3193
    @lilbepsi3193 Місяць тому

    The lakers need to sigh that 7’5 C the mavs waived

  • @roryasencio9001
    @roryasencio9001 Місяць тому

    Clippers : "4th quarter yelling why tf batum in"

  • @SuperAnimeguy
    @SuperAnimeguy Місяць тому

    Waited 19 minutes for “is in canada”

  • @_Mista_X
    @_Mista_X Місяць тому

    Yeah you guys are in tune with Bulls fandom. Lol

  • @lanceliverpool1574
    @lanceliverpool1574 20 годин тому

    Cavs smoking Philly in 7 games

  • @Mr.Byrnes
    @Mr.Byrnes Місяць тому

    Most these dudes have talked OKC lmao 😂

  • @tysonmaddox1090
    @tysonmaddox1090 Місяць тому

    Tbh I don’t even care if embiid makes a conference finals cause it doesn’t really do anything for him. It would be better for him to just play well in any playoff series he’s in

  • @tannerharding8253
    @tannerharding8253 Місяць тому

    Magic over the Heat??? Definitely not happening. Maybe regular season record, but a playoff matchup? Dream on.

  • @usmnt4423
    @usmnt4423 Місяць тому +1

    15:15 Horse*

    • @fxkecyan
      @fxkecyan Місяць тому

      obviously not on purpose

  • @connorflinn4354
    @connorflinn4354 Місяць тому +5

    I think the Suns are being heavily underrated coming into the season.

    • @collinmasters9339
      @collinmasters9339 Місяць тому

      i agree. vibes are so so much better than this time last year. depth seems a lot better than last year. just need health.

  • @unkown_elite_socks
    @unkown_elite_socks Місяць тому

    Sorry yall ait in tune wit the warriors tbh Klay needed to go his defense has declined massively and he shot under 40% moody has a 7 foot wingspan and I think has gotten comfortable and is gonna have a breakout year Kuminga will average 20 Wiggins will have a bounce back year buddie hield he is about to have the easiest year maybe his best year of his career right now looney looks more athletic he slimmed up trace looks like he could be a double double def done guy potentially maybe we trade for a center but this is our deepest team since 2015 mark my words also melton is an amazing fit plays defensive like im abt as hyped as you can be for a team considering our center situation

    • @mekacrab
      @mekacrab Місяць тому +2

      Have you heard of a little known concept called punctuation ?
      Apparently not.

  • @getabuck
    @getabuck Місяць тому

    3 words for Miami should be : 2025 NBA CHAMPS mark my words

  • @Rei-bg3rf
    @Rei-bg3rf Місяць тому

    The Warriors under 40 wins from what they show in the preseason while being the only team to be undefeated in the presence is kinda crazy I would say dumb because clearly they did not watch a single Warriors game from last 2 year and compare it to now 😂😂. They literally just state no Klay = 40 wins while Klay is literally is 3/30 ish in his last three counting from the Kings playin games is crazy. Idk if they knew what Melton, Kyle, and Buddy Hield bring to this team compared to 2024 Klay last year or even watch them?? Again, not saying they don't know ball but 40 wins while Warriors had 45 ish last year with no defense and 2023 Klay is uhmm no, just no lmaoo.
    Anyway, The Warriors got their defense right this season with the addition of Jerry Stackhouse maintaining their defense and I would not be shock if they got a top 3-5 defense this season easily. Kyle and Melton bruh? A 99% percentile defender, easily 50+ wins minimum. Steph don't need no second option, the Warriors don't need a second option 😂😂