@@AMPEDUP488 I am going to go ahead and agree with you on this one. I think that's absolutely true. If it wasn't for the interloper Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson and Zoe Kravitz would be discovering the joys of Petes pierced pencil head for the routine 2-4 months time period. I agree. When you're in a relationship, and Kanye West is the crazy one, but not Petey D, that's some whole other level of shzcrasysmash. Zoe, baby, wherever you are, you can use my tongue for toilet paper. -- Just saying. Hit me up babe, before I release my whitey gangsta album.
5 INCHES... A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33] A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).
She's in a heartwarming but genuinely hilarious movie called The Road Within She plays a girl with anorexia who escapes from an in patient treatment center with a guy with severe tourettes and another dude with severe OCD, they steal the psychiatrists car to drive across the country to the beach
Errr ... there were hundreds of better ones. But it is genuinely funny which is I suppose rare for recent lame standards of SNL. I am from Poland and I only started watching SNL through youtube two years ago regularly. And their best was imho circa from 2000 to 2013 when Wiig was a regular and the writing was consistently good.
@@adamazaryour comment makes no sense. It might if before this sketch there hadn't been notorious cases of female teachers committing statutory rape on their male students then going on to marry them and later it happened. But if anything, it's the other way around. At least two decades have passed since the most infamous case I can think of.
Actually SNL has been very good most of the season. I think it started with the Kim Kardashian episode. Go watch the bit where a guy (Kieran Culkin) is trying to cancel his cable. One of the funniest skits I've ever seen.
@@gildamonroe3223 dunno why, but for this I think Mickey could have fitted in the role of the husband, Kyle as the still-eating-cos-the-speech-was-too-short host, and Beck as the guy who talks at the very beginning of the scene. Now that Beck has left, I guess they had to shuffle all the cards...
Yo congrats on Zoe for nailing that speech. I feel like anyone else would've stumbled a few times during that but she did that pretty clean. And it was funny.
Always keep my expectations low for first-time hosts, but Zoe was actually incredible. She seemed so comfortable and legitimately carried some sketches like this one. One to have back for sure!
"I'm gonna die" 😂 Also, Kyle is so good. He's so natural. Sometimes, for me, them looking at the cue cards is really distracting so I appreciate it when the actors don't. He doesn't. I just love him.
This is sincerely one of the best acted, best written sketches they’ve done in a long time. It’s such smooth writing and hits classic beats which is why I think the audience wasn’t used to it ❤
I feel like this is the first time in a long time that I’ve seen a sketch properly ended. The simple “I’m gunna die.” Was so much better than the usual drug out additional awkward dialogue.
There's been quite a bit of dark humor this season: R Kelly stuff, a cut for time but uploaded sketch about murderers running an air B&B, Kim K's monologue, Andrew Dismukes' predicted death, a cannibal houseguest twist during a seemingly sentimental pretape, dying patient in TikTok sketch, Alex Moffat confessing to killing a man, boy scouts being swept out to sea in a flood, "Clown Abortion" (if you count that one as dark), Mulaney monologue, sexual harassment seminar last week, etc etc...plus stuff from other seasons...and if you're being sarcastic nevermind lol.
Best Quotes: "I am storming the Capitol" "What type of dancing?" "Girlie don't worry, no one knew it was loaded." "He's trying his best" "I did delete of all of them. Check my phonesss"
@@ashleyhathaway8548 One time this girl asked me if my natural hair was Indian remy weave lol it was just my natural hair with a silk press though, but I took it as a compliment!
When you first watch the sketch, you think her line about how "we've both seen my dad naked" is a reference to an embarrassing accident. When you watch it a second time, you can't help but wonder if it was something really messed up.
"Girlie don't beat yourself up. Nobody knew it was loaded" 🤣😭
Hahahaha this part killed me!!
@@javierainzunza Not as much as it killed whoever was on the opposite end of the barrel.
Alec Baldwin left the chat...
@@jackkraken3888 Always know where the muzzle is pointed he should have known that, I say 10 yrs jail
@@Runner.4k it was a movie set, it's pointed at the camera dummy
The face Kyle has after “he’s trying his best” is unbelievably perfect.
That's because it's from experience.
YESSSS!!! I love when he plays characters like this.
hundreds???
3:20 for anyone who needs it :)
The whole sketch is excellent because it highlighted the host with stellar writing and delivery.
The math student/husband eating a plate of butter noodles is UNDERRATED
And that detail of just loading up on the parmesan had me rolling
Is butter noodles a reference to something? It sounds incredibly bland to me.
@@micahbush5397 Yeah, it means he's a child, eating children's food
@@micahbush5397 a lot of kids like bland food. Like basic chicken nuggets or plain hamburgers.
snl still normalizing pedoph1lia
Wow, Zoe is such a natural at this. I know she has acting experience but live comedy is hard to do and she NAILED IT.
I thought the same thing. She was awesome!
Apparently, she also nailed her math student. ;-)
@@jasonx-ray3921 Yeah she's lucky Pete Has Been Off Or He Would Be Nailing Her!!!
@@AMPEDUP488 I am going to go ahead and agree with you on this one. I think that's absolutely true. If it wasn't for the interloper Kim Kardashian, Pete Davidson and Zoe Kravitz would be discovering the joys of Petes pierced pencil head for the routine 2-4 months time period. I agree. When you're in a relationship, and Kanye West is the crazy one, but not Petey D, that's some whole other level of shzcrasysmash. Zoe, baby, wherever you are, you can use my tongue for toilet paper. -- Just saying. Hit me up babe, before I release my whitey gangsta album.
@@jasonx-ray3921 🤣
Loving the toxic “girlie” energy Zoe is giving off here
Why do I see Cecily and Zoë arguing with a cat at a restaurant?
@@troyevitt2437 Because that's what besties do
Yesssss
Ohhh I cannot escape the toxic “girlie” energy in Bondi.
Kyle is a great actor. You can totally see him act the soul's dying look perfectly. 😂😂😂
Which is good, because he's not funny.
He’s trying his best
Kyle is the designated "cuck" of the cast
@@jennyonthespectrum4581 umm dont
@@mitch4543 Which means he definitely shouldn't be on the show. I'm sure he's a nice guy. There's just much funnier people who deserve the job more.
"You're not a monster, you're just his math teacher" holy shit 😂😂😂😂
No doubt 😂😂
@Caleb Jacobs Shhhh 🤫
👨🏫🧑🏫👩🏫
Eighteen year old: Can I get some math tutoring, or am I too old?
@@ELmayberry pure comedy
Wasn't sure how she's be on SNL since she doesn't do much comedy. But she crushed this. No flubs. And her comic timing was so on point.
She is certainly one of the better hosts in the last several years
Check out her show 'High Fidelity' (2020) Zoe is killer and won't be going anywhere but up.
Her deadpan was great in the High Fidelity series
This and Word Crunch. Loved it.
Lots of them have never done comedy, a bunch have never even done acting. She did very excellently.
Bruh I haven't laughed this hard at an snl sketch in a long time. Zoe crushed this. The delivery and the hair flips were everythingggg. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She should do this acting stuff professionally.
It wasn't that funny c'mon
5 INCHES...
A study of 253 men from Tanzania found that the average stretched flaccid penis length of Tanzanian males is 11 cm (4.53 inches) long, smaller than the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches), and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).[33]
A study of 115 men from Nigeria found that the average flaccid stretched penis length of Nigerian males is 13.37 cm (5.26 inches) long, which is near identical to the worldwide average, stretched flaccid penis length of 13.24 cm (5.21 inches) and average erect penis length of 13.12 cm (5.17 inches).
THAT BRIDZILLA - JAPANESE JOKE PRETTY RCIST
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THE AVG AFCRN MALE- 5 FOOT 6, JAMAICAN MALE 5 FOOT 7, HAITIAN 5 FOOT 6, AMERICAN- 5 FOOT 9 AND OBESE...THEY AINT BIG.
You can always tell the confidence they have in a guest host by whether they let them carry an entire sketch like this.
Made me so happy to see Martin pop up on a sketch even if it's just for a few seconds.
Martin is the guy from the please don’t destroy videos? John Higgins friend?
@@OvSpP yes
Probably they included him only cause Mikey and Kyle were already featured! Still it's so great to see him featured!
Yes!! I was thinking the exact same thing!!!
Heh. No doubt
Kyle is utterly adorable...his little expressions and adlibs are perfection...just enough
Zoe did a great job and that line she said about he’s trying his best cracked me up.
At least they didn’t let Cecily overpower her.
Hey, Cecily most likely wrote this skit for Zoe
@Sara Mill whos arm is bruised?
@@tracy_748
I think they’re referring to Zöe’s tattoos
@@SavvyMuhon zoë* and yeah i know what he was referring to but i wanted him to reply to make sure if he was acting stupid on purpose
From far away tattoos just look like bruises or ugly birth marks.
I’ve never seen Zoe do Comedy before but she’s soooo good. I wish she can do some comedic roles later
She’s in a comedy with Scarlett Johansson and Kate McKinnon! It’s so good!! It’s called Roughy night think?
@@courtneythompson4385 I have to check that out. I ve always watched her in heavy roles. thank you
She's in a heartwarming but genuinely hilarious movie called The Road Within
She plays a girl with anorexia who escapes from an in patient treatment center with a guy with severe tourettes and another dude with severe OCD, they steal the psychiatrists car to drive across the country to the beach
Must he ALWAYS play this character? Yes. He must. PLEASE.
This!
You must admit though, he really is a great hapless ‘straight-man’
That face he does lol.
@@rhythmfield He's AMAZING at that. ABSOLUTELY.
The pained smiles and nervous laughter 😂
"I'm storming the Capitol and I'm gonna kill Mike Pence." THAT was the line that floored me. I laughed through the rest of this sketch.
I was not ready for that. And laughed out loud!!
He moved his arm immediately 😂😂😂
It was “Choke Pony” for me and that was the least alarming thing about this chick.
Better than burning the wendys.
@@senister14 nope
Zoe did a great job and the line she said about he's trying his best cracked me up
Copy and paste
Zoë’s delivery was absolutely perfect 🤩.
This has got to be one of the best sketches I've seen from SNL
Errr ... there were hundreds of better ones. But it is genuinely funny which is I suppose rare for recent lame standards of SNL. I am from Poland and I only started watching SNL through youtube two years ago regularly. And their best was imho circa from 2000 to 2013 when Wiig was a regular and the writing was consistently good.
@@jutjubow Taka prawda, Wiig, Forte, Hader, Sudeikis, Armisen, Samberg to były najlepsze czasy snl imo, ale ostatnio bywa dobrze, pozdro! ;)
@@jutjubow boring comment
there is always that one guy
This needs to be turned into a movie. I would totally watch a movie about two crazy friends
Bridesmaids?
@@bebeenderson7863 Kind of like that but more or less women who are wrecking havoc on everyone and everything in their wake.
“You’re not a monster, you’re just his math teacher” 💀💀💀
"Age is just a number that the government keeps track of."
Istg that line didnt age well 😭
@@adamazaryour comment makes no sense. It might if before this sketch there hadn't been notorious cases of female teachers committing statutory rape on their male students then going on to marry them and later it happened. But if anything, it's the other way around. At least two decades have passed since the most infamous case I can think of.
I was so impressed with Zoe Kravitz. She was so good on this show she could be a cast member. Great delivery and comedic timing. Loved it!
Martin making his sketch debut!!! That was my highlight
Also, Zoë looks redoncolously gorgeous
"you're not a monster, you're just his math teacher"...
Lost it there 😂😂😂
She’s incredible … *drool* meoowww
Actually he was in the “dog head man” sketch with simu liu as the dogs arms
@@muraddiab6393 Okay, first sketch with his face shown, oh pedantic one.
Kyle Mooney has really grown on me. His "I'm gonna die" delivery was flawless.
SNL is hit or miss these days, and I must say, this was a big hit. I haven’t laughed so much in a while
Thanks!
You are sooo right ✅️
Finally almost as good as Mad TV's worst shit! Haha :-D
Lol! Yeah, and the Amazon Go skit had me ROLLING! 🤣🤣🤣
Actually SNL has been very good most of the season. I think it started with the Kim Kardashian episode. Go watch the bit where a guy (Kieran Culkin) is trying to cancel his cable. One of the funniest skits I've ever seen.
the impeccable delivery of "He's Trying His Best" !!!
Kyle is hilarious!😄 "What kind of dancing?"
Zoe killeddd this. Best SNL skit in a while, I was legit cracking up from her delivery!
Kyle Mooney hasn’t been so normal in a sketch in a while!!
It’s like he and Mikey Day decided to swap roles for some reason.
You mean "ever"?
You can tell Cecily wrote this skit. It's so funny and just the right amount of dark
Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell wrote this.
Kyle Mooney is so adorable. Cheers for the Martin cameo!
Just a solid solid sketch. Great writing, no breaking, kudos to all around on this one.
"I DID... YOU CAN CHECK MY THREE PHONES!!" This sketch was hilarious, bravo!!👏🏿👏🏿
"I'm going to stick the Capitol and kill Mike Pence!!" Only funny because said so casually!!
@@melindamorrison4010 It's "I'm storming the Capitol and going to kill Mike Pence."
'And that's what makes Matt different from the hundreds and hundreds of other guys that she's DRAGGED HOME over the years" I can't 🤣🤣🤣
Zoe did alright for her first time. Fits right in. I also like that Kyle is getting more screen time and has more diverse roles.
same re: kyle. i noticed this too. he has been in way more sketches this year. i love him
I feel like a lot of that has to do with Beck leaving. The finance role here has Beck written all over it.
@@gildamonroe3223 dunno why, but for this I think Mickey could have fitted in the role of the husband, Kyle as the still-eating-cos-the-speech-was-too-short host, and Beck as the guy who talks at the very beginning of the scene. Now that Beck has left, I guess they had to shuffle all the cards...
@@valeria4915Mikey absolutely could have played the husband, because it's a variation on the husband he plays for The War in Words sketches.
Cecily's delivery of "I'm storming the Capitol" was incredible
lost it when she took out all those phones, and Zoe is really funny. I hope she gets to do some comedy movies in the near future
I love Cecily. She is just great. That joke wouldn't have worked with any other member of the SNL cast.
I think her character is the same bride who was cheating on John Mullaney with the best man and Jack White.
This whole episode hit it out of the park! Looking forward to each future episode with her as Zoe moves up to the 5-time club!
unbelievably good! So impressed with Zoe Kravitz here. The writing is just perfect
when i first saw kyle and cecily as a couple in this skit i thought it was sort of miscasting then i realized it went perfect eventually.
Hats off to Zoe Kravitz, the beautiful Catwoman! I love her acting and she performed brilliantly on this sketch!
We love you, Zoe!
Yo congrats on Zoe for nailing that speech. I feel like anyone else would've stumbled a few times during that but she did that pretty clean. And it was funny.
She needs to do more comedy. Her timing is perfect.
The ending joke being an earnest “I’m gonna die!” From Kyle Mooney is quite the surreal moment. Love it, love him
Always keep my expectations low for first-time hosts, but Zoe was actually incredible. She seemed so comfortable and legitimately carried some sketches like this one. One to have back for sure!
"I'm gonna die" 😂
Also, Kyle is so good. He's so natural. Sometimes, for me, them looking at the cue cards is really distracting so I appreciate it when the actors don't. He doesn't. I just love him.
This is sincerely one of the best acted, best written sketches they’ve done in a long time. It’s such smooth writing and hits classic beats which is why I think the audience wasn’t used to it ❤
I so want this to be done at my wedding.
Lol let me know the day and I will come
I want this to be done at my funeral.
If Zoe Kravitz wants to come to my wedding she can roast me any way she likes.
But does your future _spouse_ ?
and when she’s having a tough time, she’s dancing. Professionally….
I JUST connected the last 9 of her boyfriends allegedly committing suicide with her also being Suge Knight’s ex😳 hmmmm
Right 😂😂
Probably one of the funniest skits I’ve seen in a while. Zoe is really great at this. True professional
It’s the word “girlee” for me 😆
Love this sketch. Have watched it an endless amount of times. It’s always just as funny as the first time.
Zoe is such a great actress
Zoe should be a cast member. Seriously, this was soooo good.
As a wedding videographer I can confidently say so much about this is asolutely accurate
@B. Moye --- Like...?
@@MarkLipka BM opening with a joke, MOH sharing oddly specific/embarrassing stories, referencing her own relationship, plenty of awkward moments..
Even the part where the groom realizes he's gonna die?
Such a lot of lines and not one mess up. Zoe is so amazing and great at her job
The little hair flips are what kills me 🤣💀
maybe once in a hundred sketches SNL has a real hit. This is one of them.
“You’re not a monster. You’re his math teacher.”
Fuuuuuuuuck! 😂💀
“I know when she’s finally able to get her kids back, they’re gunna love you too”🤧🤭😂
.. "And all those kids Dads".. 🤣🤣🤣
This is why my sister didn't let me talk lol
Oh the tea is hot 🍵 lol
Wow. Just gonna say Zoë Kravitz looks amazing in that dress!😍
She's gorgeous!
I lost it at the "I'm going to kill Mike Pence part." 😝
2:31 that joke hits different now lmaoo
"They are trying to make ' pe dop h ilia ' palatable to the general public.".
Don't mind me I'm just admiring how hot Zoe Kravitz is in this sketch.
Love is love, right baby
Camera: pans to her student husband
Student Husband: No doubt
Me : still can't stop laughing 😭😭🤣🤣
Zoe's awesome! She should be part of the cast.
"choke pony" 😂 every detail of this sketch was incredible
One of their better skits from recent times.
I feel like this is the first time in a long time that I’ve seen a sketch properly ended. The simple “I’m gunna die.” Was so much better than the usual drug out additional awkward dialogue.
Finally a little dark humor on SNL
There's been quite a bit of dark humor this season: R Kelly stuff, a cut for time but uploaded sketch about murderers running an air B&B, Kim K's monologue, Andrew Dismukes' predicted death, a cannibal houseguest twist during a seemingly sentimental pretape, dying patient in TikTok sketch, Alex Moffat confessing to killing a man, boy scouts being swept out to sea in a flood, "Clown Abortion" (if you count that one as dark), Mulaney monologue, sexual harassment seminar last week, etc etc...plus stuff from other seasons...and if you're being sarcastic nevermind lol.
Best Quotes:
"I am storming the Capitol"
"What type of dancing?"
"Girlie don't worry, no one knew it was loaded."
"He's trying his best"
"I did delete of all of them. Check my phonesss"
God help the poor bastard when Sug gets out.
@@stiofanloingsigh351 don’t worry he’s got plenty of time
And "You're not a monster, you're just his math teacher."
Wow! That’s the closest SNLhas come to write a Alec Baldwin joke.
Meanwhile, at the wedding, off camera:
"Oh My God! Quick get her off the mic!"
"No no no. I want to see where this is going."
The Suge Knight reveal after so many ex boyfriend's "suicides" was gold.
🤣🤣🤣
NOT THE “HES TRYING HIS BEST” I SPIT OUT MY PIZZA
“I listened to YOUR friends speech”
That was like 20 words long😂😂
So many plot twists in one speech! Laughs all around
Kyle's face at 4:51 and saying "I'm gonna die" needs to be a new meme
THAT BRIDEZILLA JOKE I CANT HAHAHAHA
"She's been a bit of a bridezilla and not just because she's attacked a lot of Japanese people" floored me.
Has no punchline and yet it’s absolutely hilarious. Anyone else think that we need more of this?
Not me.
Absolutely not
it’s full of punch lines lol what are you watching?🤣
Every other sentence she said was a punchline.
The whole thing is just one big insane punchline after another, and yes we do need more of this: SNL being funny again!
I've watched this 5 times so far hilarious! He's trying his best 🤣
Zoe is so good, I really felt every word. What a natural.
Her delivery of every line is perfect. I didn't even know who this was.
Considering her mom grew up on a sitcom, she's had a little bit of exposure to the concept of comedy.
Zoe's hair is very Beyonce here. I love it.
They needed to reunite the "Gemini's Twin" actresses.
Probably orders it from the same distributer in India.
@@ashleyhathaway8548 One time this girl asked me if my natural hair was Indian remy weave lol it was just my natural hair with a silk press though, but I took it as a compliment!
@@sarah-sandres All hair is beautiful. Some hair is just a little easier to go swimming with ;-)
@@ashleyhathaway8548 lol that’s so funny you said that cause I just went swimming
The kid eating plain ass noodles with cheese is just...fucking chef's kiss
The way Kyle said "I'm gonna die"
This is one of the best sketches they’ve had in a while!
Please let this be the first of many Martin cameos!!
That was HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂 LET’S HEAR IT FOR SNL & ZOE!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
YES. One of the please don’t destroy guys in a sketch!
The Bride-Zilla comment was gold! Dark and hilarious! 🤣🤣
Just imagine if bridesmaids do this before you get married. 98% of wedding would be called off.
Truth
But isn't this exactly what groomsmen do?? Tell horribly awful stories of embarrassing situations that make brides cringe!
technically the partner would have to file for an annulment since the speech wouldn't happen until they get to the reception but yeah... 😆
Perfect example of a modern "independent" womem
That's why it's comedy?
When you first watch the sketch, you think her line about how "we've both seen my dad naked" is a reference to an embarrassing accident. When you watch it a second time, you can't help but wonder if it was something really messed up.
My first thought was as an adult the friend hooked up with the Dad.
Zoe is now one of my favorites! She liked all of the sketches. Such a pro!
You know she was only this week's guest, right?
When she said I listened to your friend's speech! 😂😂😂😂😂
Didn't expect to see Martin, but so glad he's got a chance to step out of Please Dont Destroy skits
The “he’s trying his best” line was delivered perfectly.