Trump’s 'Tough on Russia' Fairy Tale, Biden Addresses the Nation & Putin's Black Belt Gets Stripped

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  • Опубліковано 29 чер 2024
  • Tonight President Biden delivered his First State of the Union speech, Marco Rubio decided to skip because of the COVID testing requirement, Biden did his best to come up with something to uplift all of us, Vladimir Putin has been suspended as the honorary President of the International Judo Federation and stripped of his honorary black belt in Taekwondo, Hollywood is fighting back by not showing the new Batman movie in Russia, a feisty fella from Texas went as far as to join the Russian army, OJ Simpson weighed in with his thoughts on Putin & Trump, Donald Trump Jr is busy complaining about FEMA guidance, 62% of Americans believe that Russia would not have invaded Ukraine if Trump was still in charge, a new edition of Cancel Nation, and clarinetist Doreen Ketchens sits in with Cleto and the Cletones!
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  • @peterpluim7912
    @peterpluim7912 2 роки тому +366

    I want to watch the face from that guy in Texas when he learned the US airspace is now closed for planes from Russia and he walks to an ATM and finds out he can’t get any money.

    • @arthurhunt642
      @arthurhunt642 2 роки тому +28

      Hilarious!!

    • @josephfulton1866
      @josephfulton1866 2 роки тому +20

      👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣

    • @angelolaurenzaMJJ
      @angelolaurenzaMJJ 2 роки тому +49

      I want to watch his face when he learned the good Ukraine people hate them and call them fascists

    • @jacklittle1624
      @jacklittle1624 2 роки тому +23

      I hope he gets brought down from an American made anti-armor weapon, pure sweet karma👍

    • @daredevil1956
      @daredevil1956 2 роки тому +44

      If he comes back, arrest him and charge him with war crimes!

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +239

    Gotta have some pretty huge balls to walk into a conflict knowing you're outmanned and out gunned! Respect to the Ukrainian people and wish we could be doing more to aid in this time of need. Stay Strong Ukraine. 💪❤🇺🇸

    • @Me_G.
      @Me_G. 2 роки тому +4

      A serious question: Is your YT username a parody to a Biden's troll YT Dittzx333 by any chance? I've been trolling him on a mainstream media channel.

    • @rayrandall286
      @rayrandall286 2 роки тому +2

      Yeah, but never would have happened if Trump were still president.

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +19

      @@Me_G. Yeah , actually that obsessed wussie has clone my account at least five times, took my original pic a few months ago from my Channel and I don't think he's capable of a proper English grammar bc all he does is Copy & Paste and stealing my pics. His aim is to silence me and it's like a badge of honor because appears I've made it to the big league by trigger the right wing Chud who's trying to smear, intimidate me and are afraid of my comments. He's likely a scared Rusky as the Russian trolls are cloning American accounts to spread their hate against Ukraine! Ps, notices the Putin's azz kisser can't get my screen name right and Totalitarian Regimes regularly use cloning to smear or censor their regular citizens.

    • @joanstepleton1637
      @joanstepleton1637 2 роки тому +6

      @@TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G i’ve apparently been trolling a hijacked account of yours too. How annoying for you!

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +7

      @@joanstepleton1637 They're run by a 'White Supremacists or from Russia bots. I've changed my Channel to
      TRE45ON is Bat5hit Crazy. By Dittzx333^*^*!!!* and added letters & symbols hoping they'll stop but YT appear that they don't care or are afraid to upset their stockholders rather than doing the right thing.

  • @Kisha_can
    @Kisha_can 2 роки тому +10

    I'm still laughing at the last guy in 'Cancelnation' 🤣
    He seemed so genuinely excited about the Danny Devito car chase😂
    Hahaha I just love him

  • @Big_Footless
    @Big_Footless 2 роки тому +18

    Is no one going to address how quickly that man came up with a Harrison Ford meme? Mad reflexes!

    • @markdoldon8852
      @markdoldon8852 2 роки тому +1

      "Quick brain! I need a lie, come up with something, fast! I don't ask for anything from you most of the time, bail me out now!"

  • @aware24
    @aware24 2 роки тому +33

    Kimmel still talking about Trump, he must miss him.

    • @justsaying14
      @justsaying14 2 роки тому +4

      Thanks for your projection.

    • @SnowWalker1
      @SnowWalker1 2 роки тому +2

      but the subject of Trump is great fodder for ridicule.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 2 роки тому +2

      Lol right? He sounds like a jilted ex.

    • @bouncingsoul777
      @bouncingsoul777 2 роки тому

      Nah, not really. It's you trump humpers that love to bring up, "tHiS wOulDn'T bE hAppEnInG iF trUmP WEre pReSiDeNt"

    • @jimbob1353
      @jimbob1353 2 роки тому

      As soon as Fox and OAN stop sniffing Trumpleforeskin’s crotch on a daily basis, he will stop being current fodder for the monologues and comics of the nation.

  • @patsystreasurehunt4251
    @patsystreasurehunt4251 2 роки тому +308

    I'm from Texas and think we should definitely send that guy to Russia.

  • @marydonohoe8200
    @marydonohoe8200 2 роки тому +8

    I think I saw Doreen in the French Quarter in Sept of 2019, playing with a Dixieland group. This was during the afternoon, on the street, and the ensemble was incredible. Someone told me she does this all the time, playing for the people. It was unforgettable.

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 2 роки тому

      she was great! benny goodman stood and clapped and he's been dead for a kajillion years.

  • @Pablito46
    @Pablito46 2 роки тому +104

    Dude actually made up a meme on the spot. Props

    • @FloSchmdt14
      @FloSchmdt14 2 роки тому +6

      Mad impressive ngl 😂

    • @utubeSome
      @utubeSome 2 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @evening6402
      @evening6402 2 роки тому +6

      "Hey, I'm about to wreck this piece of junk."
      I'm so envious of talented writers for whom the words seem to flow so effortlessly.

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 2 роки тому

      You could see him build it in his mind lmao but yeah, that was kind of impressive!

  • @xanatax1844
    @xanatax1844 2 роки тому +181

    4:28 Putin falls on his face.
    … for anyone that wants to watch that over, and over, and over. 💜😂👍

    • @debrajames6286
      @debrajames6286 2 роки тому +1

      Good one😂😂😂😂

    • @brianjennings1624
      @brianjennings1624 2 роки тому +4

      Vlad has some mad skating skills. Totally believable that he scored 8 goals.

    • @pedrolopes3377
      @pedrolopes3377 2 роки тому +2

      Well he is 69 years old playing hockey, he fell down and stood up like a champ if you ask me. Besides that while Jimmy made jokes about his Judo game; if you understand anything about fighting that’s what respect for elderly looks like. They were practicing and not trying to injure each other.

    • @MrJoshanthony734313
      @MrJoshanthony734313 2 роки тому

      I mean, they did put a rug on the ice. Nobody really looks out for rugs on the skating rink.

    • @lacountess
      @lacountess 2 роки тому +5

      Just like the leader of North Korea who could apparently do a hole in one when he was just 3 y/o. 😂

  • @tcla3854
    @tcla3854 2 роки тому +204

    "Spunky Little Piglet" I can't stop laughing

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 2 роки тому +3

      In the UK spunk is a slang term for semen, so that would make him a little wanker...

    • @josephtreacy667
      @josephtreacy667 2 роки тому +4

      @@gijgij4541 And a wanker is someone who bashes his bishop
      HTH.

    • @gijgij4541
      @gijgij4541 2 роки тому +1

      @@josephtreacy667 Pink oboe, pork sword...

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!

  • @justinbeechey232
    @justinbeechey232 2 роки тому +7

    "But he was strong in his denial." Wow

  • @RRyan-pq5xd
    @RRyan-pq5xd 2 роки тому +111

    Jimmy you are the constant 'thorn' in the side of the dictators of the world..keep up the agitation. The Putin judo clip was priceless...oh, and 8 Goals in hockey? Seriously???

    • @frilanzr
      @frilanzr 2 роки тому +9

      @Paul chill out comrade

    • @DG-qb5oc
      @DG-qb5oc 2 роки тому

      yes. people like jimmy kimmel and greta thunberg are one of the most cited reasons for the intensity of the ukraine resistence.

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому +1

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!

    • @katprince5528
      @katprince5528 2 роки тому +1

      I only remember him tripping over the carpet

    • @pappystubs
      @pappystubs 2 роки тому +1

      Wow, you seriously drank the koolaid...... Yikes

  • @flowbe1221
    @flowbe1221 2 роки тому +187

    That clip with the low life putin doing a judo take down was a crack up.

    • @NathanCroucher
      @NathanCroucher 2 роки тому

      the low life isnt nato, the expanding military super power surrounding russia.

    • @gulfmarine8857
      @gulfmarine8857 2 роки тому +35

      @@NathanCroucher You're going to need another edit for that to mean anything.

    • @tgnben
      @tgnben 2 роки тому +21

      @@NathanCroucher You tried so hard but couldn't get it right, even after an edit lmao

    • @Patrick_Ross
      @Patrick_Ross 2 роки тому +11

      @@NathanCroucher - drinking pretty heavily this evening, Nathan?😂

    • @NathanCroucher
      @NathanCroucher 2 роки тому

      @@gulfmarine8857 makes perfect sense, its just your brains fkd

  • @GypsyCrymson
    @GypsyCrymson 2 роки тому +160

    Never would've imagined a time where OJ gives commentary on a reality star turned president's appreciation of Putin.....beam me up, I'm ready.

    • @gregmiller9710
      @gregmiller9710 2 роки тому +13

      ...locking on your coordinates .....

    • @jasonkiley8417
      @jasonkiley8417 2 роки тому +4

      😈😈😈😈

    • @chanbara8683
      @chanbara8683 2 роки тому +8

      Andromida! We caught another signal...Stand by..

    • @tajivet
      @tajivet 2 роки тому +1

      @Kurtis Douglas Biden and Hunter didn’t get paid last month from Ukraine. They play hard ball. 😂

    • @mountainpride
      @mountainpride 2 роки тому +6

      @Kurtis Douglas go buy an electric or hybrid car if you don't like fuel prices.

  • @momsbook340
    @momsbook340 2 роки тому +18

    Great as usual. Jimmy's charismatic style and delivery just awesome. Really enjoy. Happy Mardi Gras all. New Orleans my hometown.😃 Cheers America. Be good. Have fun. Love and not hate.

    • @momsbook340
      @momsbook340 2 роки тому +1

      😃

    • @rb6042
      @rb6042 2 роки тому

      I think you mean Americans stay in school and don't do drugs.

  • @rhentertainment3941
    @rhentertainment3941 2 роки тому +20

    As Americans, long live Ukrain!!!!!! We love and want our country to act NOW!! We love u guys!!! Fight! Fight, just like we would for our democracy!!!!!

    • @soulesslemming
      @soulesslemming 2 роки тому +1

      Fight a war vs a nuclear armed dictator with nothing to lose? Sounds like a great idea.

  • @susanluster9301
    @susanluster9301 2 роки тому +79

    The Danny DeVito thing about the LAPD chase was genius!!!

    • @kaitospence18
      @kaitospence18 2 роки тому +1

      Funny but those squad cars are from the California Highway Patrol not LAPD(although maybe in the air)

    • @susanluster9301
      @susanluster9301 2 роки тому +1

      @@kaitospence18 Sorry. Thank you for the right info. I lived in L.A. years ago, and should have recognized the C.H.I.P.S. Love from Toronto.

  • @thefisherkingmkh9873
    @thefisherkingmkh9873 2 роки тому +6

    No Batman For You!

  • @eccomz
    @eccomz 2 роки тому +302

    "He was extremely strong and powerful in his denial" that I got a scared of my master. Lets not forget how "tough" he was on Putin when multiple sources from our intelligence warned Russia was paying Afghans for US deaths.

    • @carolw8579
      @carolw8579 2 роки тому +29

      Yes!! I CERTAINLY HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
      That SOB 🤡👈

    • @LeoDragon34
      @LeoDragon34 2 роки тому +11

      Precisely!

    • @tomgeorge9025
      @tomgeorge9025 2 роки тому +25

      I don’t see why it WOULD be Russia,,
      Next day:
      Trump I said WOULD, instead of WOULDN’T ,
      I don’t see why it WOULDN’T be Russia…
      Trump:
      Putin is Savvy and Brilliant…

    • @Max_Mustermann
      @Max_Mustermann 2 роки тому +25

      He uses words like "strong" and "powerful" whenever he wants to appeal to his supporters. He knows that those are the qualities they admire the most.

    • @jsmith3798
      @jsmith3798 2 роки тому +15

      And of course such classics as “ I’m going to act tough on you for the cameras, and then when they leave we will talk.” It should also be noted that despite that, he didn’t act tough on him for the cameras or otherwise. He was much of a fanboy then as any other time he was in his presence.

  • @vec2017
    @vec2017 2 роки тому +1

    Nearly fired coffee out of my nose on to my keyboard at "spark it up, homeslice" 😆

  • @americanpaisareturns9051
    @americanpaisareturns9051 2 роки тому +11

    And remember… 10% goes to The Big Guy.

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v 2 роки тому

      So what? You think sleepy Joe is the only one? God forbid they forget to use there political influence for personal gain. Dont be so naive

  • @coffeeenjoyer6845
    @coffeeenjoyer6845 2 роки тому +164

    Someone send this guy to the frontlines and let him see for himself

    • @Ceerads
      @Ceerads 2 роки тому +19

      And he can stay there forever, six feet under.

    • @scotthafele5266
      @scotthafele5266 2 роки тому +5

      How many deployments have you had soldier?

    • @stevenjones751
      @stevenjones751 2 роки тому +14

      My hat is off and my heart is pounding for the Ukrainian citizens. For doing what was done not that long ago for this Country. Fighting for freedom! I pray they stand strong resist and overcome this David and Goliath fight that stand before them. Hope that help is provided to them in this dark hour to keep their freedom alive. Godspeed to all fighting for Ukraine.

    • @iamkarma20
      @iamkarma20 2 роки тому

      Answer the question. How many deployments? Just like we thought..........a coward through and through!

    • @unknown-rx6qj
      @unknown-rx6qj 2 роки тому +1

      @@scotthafele5266
      😱
      0

  • @Andrumen01
    @Andrumen01 2 роки тому +181

    If Trump knows that much, he should be forced to testify and spew out everything that was discussed in his "closed doors" meetings with Putin.

    • @omgthnkyoubasedgod66
      @omgthnkyoubasedgod66 2 роки тому +25

      Why are you guys still obsessed with trump? Biden has been president for a year. Shouldn't he have some accountability? Yall sound delusional lol

    • @pamelaz.7659
      @pamelaz.7659 2 роки тому +7

      @Moore Or Less I don't think they know the difference from what 12 noon means verses 12 midnight. To them it's just 12 o'clock. LOL

    • @michaelmccaul6436
      @michaelmccaul6436 2 роки тому +8

      @Moore Or Less State for me how Trump incited an intersection. Or are you just a talking head.

    • @michaelmccaul6436
      @michaelmccaul6436 2 роки тому +4

      @Moore Or Less your leader gropes little girls. Birds of a feather flock togeather

    • @Ken.-
      @Ken.- 2 роки тому +7

      Trump, tell us everything you can remember
      "Woman, man, person....camera, TV"

  • @MaryAnnMsbl34
    @MaryAnnMsbl34 2 роки тому +80

    Marco is too busy calling Trump to get his marching orders.

    • @czechmate784
      @czechmate784 2 роки тому +4

      @Shawn Mcginnity Yeah and the first dropoff point is donald jr in mar a lago .. or are him and the old man just taking their coke as a suppository?

    • @joep2060
      @joep2060 2 роки тому

      @@czechmate784 seek help immediately before you hurt yourself or anyone else you are not right in the head mental health problem

    • @luisespinoza8391
      @luisespinoza8391 2 роки тому +1

      @@joep2060 you still didn't deny the fact that Don Jr is a cokehead.

    • @IguanaOfLove
      @IguanaOfLove 2 роки тому

      Marco doesn't make fun of Trump's little hands anymore. His Cheeto mouth needs a timeout though.

    • @luisespinoza8391
      @luisespinoza8391 2 роки тому

      @Shawn Mcginnity you sound jealous about those free needles. Perhaps they have extra needles for you. Doesn't hurt to ask.

  • @ipwee
    @ipwee 2 роки тому +12

    I dont know Jimmy, There was more bipartisan applause at this SOTU speech than I have seen post 9-11

  • @joblessbum7
    @joblessbum7 2 роки тому +59

    8:06, did Kimmel just say, "his fu*king Christmas tree is still up", did I hear that right?

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 2 роки тому +14

      I thought he said frickin

    • @joblessbum7
      @joblessbum7 2 роки тому +11

      @@CrystalLynn1988 - I had to listen to it a few times and maybe he did say fricking but it does sound a lot like fu*king.

    • @user-qi3st8fk9k
      @user-qi3st8fk9k 2 роки тому +9

      @@joblessbum7 he said fricking clear as day

    • @o.b.7217
      @o.b.7217 2 роки тому +4

      He said 'frigging'.
      As a rule of thumb: if it isn't bleeped, it's 'frigging'.

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 2 роки тому +7

      Yeah, he said it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lindajokensinger8690
    @lindajokensinger8690 2 роки тому +14

    President Biden's sotu speech was very strong. If he can get even half the policies he spoke of past the Republicans it will make a huge difference in the lives of the average American. I hope Joe keeps up this energy and gets us back on track as a strong democracy.

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!

  • @jasmall73
    @jasmall73 2 роки тому +3

    That f'n Christmas tree!! lol This is why you're the best late show Jimmy!!!!!!

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +71

    When FIFA thinks you're too big of a criminal to associate with,... * winces *

    • @BH02377
      @BH02377 2 роки тому +1

      In 2 years they'll be in bed again.

    • @josephtreacy667
      @josephtreacy667 2 роки тому

      @@BH02377 $$$$$$

  • @flowerchild3686
    @flowerchild3686 2 роки тому +33

    LMAO!! His "Fuckin" Christmas tree is still up!! YEP - I heard that!!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @cavaalli
      @cavaalli 2 роки тому +1

      @@bobweaver9809 thirded

    • @the-renegade
      @the-renegade 2 роки тому +1

      You and me both, pal.

    • @johngalt0096
      @johngalt0096 2 роки тому

      Kimbo Gargoyle isn’t much of a homemaker or decorator. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @n2bfw884
    @n2bfw884 2 роки тому +2

    Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn look so starstruck clapping for Putin.

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 2 роки тому +25

    Thank you Jimmy Kimmel for making us laugh while at the same time you give us the news. I love to watch your videos and I agree with everything you say. We are so lucky to have you !!!

    • @Beowulf002
      @Beowulf002 2 роки тому +9

      You’re an idiot if you get your news from a comedian. He’s a jester.

    • @bryanfukingfox
      @bryanfukingfox 2 роки тому +6

      “News”, wow, brainwashed a little bit are we? Like jimmy to TELL you how to feel? 😐🤦‍♂️

    • @tos100returns
      @tos100returns 2 роки тому +1

      @@Beowulf002 Tucker Carlson is a comedian. Can't stop laughing at him. He thinks that licking Putin's rump will amount to something. Hilarious!!

    • @rue1x25
      @rue1x25 2 роки тому +5

      Hes not even funny 🤡

    • @javierpacheco5248
      @javierpacheco5248 2 роки тому +4

      What a duck…follow the line

  • @foxopolos9681
    @foxopolos9681 2 роки тому +40

    Fantastic show Jimmy!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Running the Kremlin like a Trump University"!!!!!🤣🤣🤣Don Jr thinks he is rational?????? Sorry Donny....not happening!!!! Cheers from Lynne, Australia.
    💖💖💖 I CARE ABOUT UKRAINE 🇺🇦💖💖💖

  • @victorm7274
    @victorm7274 2 роки тому +10

    7:30 why does CONMAN JR alway look like he’s high or drunk.

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 2 роки тому +3

    Biden truly is a badass! He can instantly change a Music Man Stingray into a Fender Jazz. Let's see Putin top that!

  • @khalidothmanmain8437
    @khalidothmanmain8437 2 роки тому +12

    The fact he looked down and said “that’s how you punish a 3rd grader.” LOL hollywoo never with the D

  • @visariosorino8034
    @visariosorino8034 2 роки тому +20

    Love you Jimmy Kimmel, your show is terrific. Best talk show on the air right now. You rock Jimmy. 😇 🤗❤💙❤💙

  • @teresawatson9656
    @teresawatson9656 2 роки тому +24

    The Presidents speech was fantastic! He had so many standing ovations! Where was sleepy Joe? Make it America Joe!!!❤❤🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 2 роки тому +3

      i don't think kimmel is anti joe... i know he didn't vote for trump. the guy is a comedian and he uses biden, very gently, as one of his comic foils. the nature of his biz - he's a comedian! . he has never flayed biden that i've seen or heard. he always roasts trump.

    • @patriciawright8786
      @patriciawright8786 2 роки тому

      @@domestikgoddez9823@@domestikgoddez9823 Jimmy Kimmel & his writers are not anti-President Biden. Those are obligatory harmless bits on President Biden. This show is very funny, but Kimmel hates trump. He also hates trump's absurd & stupid & cowardly children. Just as I do too.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 2 роки тому +2

      @@patriciawright8786 He hates Trump, but still talks about him all the time like a jilted ex. It's getting really old.

    • @doradennis2409
      @doradennis2409 2 роки тому +1

      They obviously pumped drugs into Biden like a balloon animal.

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 2 роки тому

      i couldn't agree more... he is pro biden and anti trump.@@patriciawright8786

  • @seffishestopal5950
    @seffishestopal5950 2 роки тому +37

    I love when Jimmy Kimmel and his staff make up fake stories and people are so passionate about their opinions!

    • @herb369nichols
      @herb369nichols 2 роки тому +8

      I love when Jimmy Kimmel exposes the ignorance of the average American! 😪

    • @destroyer_x9595
      @destroyer_x9595 2 роки тому +1

      @Seffi Shestopal he is a clown like zelensky 😂
      what u expect 🤣

    • @purgethis1157
      @purgethis1157 2 роки тому

      @@herb369nichols Biden's election proved that.

    • @herb369nichols
      @herb369nichols 2 роки тому +4

      @@destroyer_x9595
      You're confusing Zelensky with trump. Must be a trumpet 🙄

    • @HODFOURTWENTY
      @HODFOURTWENTY 2 роки тому +1

      Hes a script reading ju

  • @Mulder2032
    @Mulder2032 2 роки тому

    Omg, the Christmas tree thing made me laugh so hard. I didn't even notice it at first.

  • @howardkerr8174
    @howardkerr8174 2 роки тому +47

    "....afraid of testing positive for Trump's butt. "
    Loved it, and I live in Florida.

  • @darvin50k
    @darvin50k 2 роки тому +18

    To the person reading this: Even though I don’t know you, I wish you the best of what life has to offer ❤️

    • @jessoncollins5877
      @jessoncollins5877 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks. Same to you dude..

    • @melissas7589
      @melissas7589 2 роки тому +1

      Awe thanks, you too

    • @martinbutler7835
      @martinbutler7835 2 роки тому +1

      Thanks my friend. Nice gesture 👍✊

    • @gailsheenanaidoo9021
      @gailsheenanaidoo9021 2 роки тому

      Thank you kind sir. I think we all need some uplifting especially what is happening in the world.

    • @petemavus2948
      @petemavus2948 2 роки тому

      @@gailsheenanaidoo9021👍 agree gail and Thank You and Darvin Charles both, to ALL with gratitude, faith in the highest good and peace at heart ❤️🇺🇸 💙

  • @man_on_wheelz
    @man_on_wheelz 2 роки тому +18

    I normally only watch the monologues and maybe watch an interview or two if I'm interested, but you got Doreen Ketchens on here!!! I gotta watch more clips so I can catch her playing, that woman is a BEAST!!!! Only amazing artists get you as lost in the music as she does.

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!

  • @Blitzkid82
    @Blitzkid82 2 роки тому

    "spunky lil piglet" had me in stitches

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 роки тому +123

    Man... first Mardi Gras in two years, and we didn't even get to see Guillermo's ta-tas. I got all these beads for nothing.... Nothing!

  • @genomitchalinni8106
    @genomitchalinni8106 2 роки тому +62

    O J said," You should have worn gloves that don't fit.". This is real, folks.

    • @4NaturesStory
      @4NaturesStory 2 роки тому +2

      Lmao! 😂

    • @georgeemmons5128
      @georgeemmons5128 2 роки тому +1

      If Marcia Clark knew what happens to wet leather she would have gotten a new dry glove to put on oj simpleton and he'd be in prison still being Bubba puppy!!!

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому +1

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!

  • @b33rmun29
    @b33rmun29 2 роки тому +2

    Helsinki Trump "I can tell you pres. Putin was very strong & Powerful in his thrusts"! OMG !

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!!

  • @jjamnason2066
    @jjamnason2066 2 роки тому

    Little Marco was testing his new kneepads out, before he goes to Maggot-a-Lardo!

  • @GalactusOG
    @GalactusOG 2 роки тому +46

    "Russia may be good at chess, But America is good at Poker"
    - Commander Ryker

    • @johngalt0096
      @johngalt0096 2 роки тому +3

      Good catch!

    • @senikau78
      @senikau78 2 роки тому +6

      You mean poke her! 😂😂😂

    • @loookaroundyou
      @loookaroundyou 2 роки тому +5

      The opposite in the case. Putin is screwing himself and his country, while directly causing the deaths of thousands of people. Not chess, a tick tack toe move

  • @blessedveteran
    @blessedveteran 2 роки тому +11

    Wow, she is amazingly talented

  • @davidlundquist1979
    @davidlundquist1979 2 роки тому +8

    You know, I'm starting to suspect that OJ Simpson might not have a real clear grasp of what makes a person "smart".

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!

    • @carcher4525
      @carcher4525 2 роки тому

      This is what made that known? Lol

  • @maryelizabeth6797
    @maryelizabeth6797 2 роки тому +16

    When I see and hear these fools (Texas guy) all I can think of are my brothers playing with toy soldiers. WHF, I just saw the jr. clip. He would not even make a good plastic toy soldier.

  • @jakep9610
    @jakep9610 2 роки тому +19

    VOTE BLUE 2022

    • @janeahlstrom9916
      @janeahlstrom9916 2 роки тому +3

      💯💙

    • @momdaugtherduo0204
      @momdaugtherduo0204 2 роки тому

      ... it should be Clear why they are called the demoRATS and their party mascot is the JACKASS 💡!

  • @Nuseal1
    @Nuseal1 2 роки тому +250

    Jimmy pulling out all the Putin cringe over the years. You love to see it.

    • @mikemann1960
      @mikemann1960 2 роки тому +25

      Guy from Texas his citizenship status should be permanently revoked. Let him expire there, or apond return; sentence to 30 year's in Levinworth plus extradition to a trial at the Hauge for supporting war crimes.

    • @PatricioDeLaRosa
      @PatricioDeLaRosa 2 роки тому +23

      Suddenly 74 million Russians invaded the US and they are all watching Fox News including their Dear Leader

    • @josephfulton1866
      @josephfulton1866 2 роки тому +4

      @@PatricioDeLaRosa Good one 👍🤣

    • @tos100returns
      @tos100returns 2 роки тому

      @@mikemann1960 Can anyone translate this into English?

    • @katiefreeman1565
      @katiefreeman1565 2 роки тому

      @@mikemann1960 AQ on

  • @mamapoch1915
    @mamapoch1915 2 роки тому +1

    It's amazing to me how easily people believe stuff told to them by complete strangers. They even make stuff up! If someone asked me about a false story that I hadn't heard of, I'd say, no, I haven't heard of it. It's really that easy...

  • @AmyHailstone
    @AmyHailstone 2 роки тому

    Thank You Jimmy!!

  • @arthurhunt642
    @arthurhunt642 2 роки тому +9

    The clarinet player at the end of the show was "out cold" as they say. Phenomenal.

    • @Beherenoww
      @Beherenoww 2 роки тому +2

      I'm so glad she got this opportunity! Doreen Ketchens is a national treasure and more people NEED to know about her. You can see the brilliance in this brief moment but I urge everyone to look her up and watch through some of her full songs. You WILL be blown away, I have literally cried listening to her play.

    • @markberryhill2715
      @markberryhill2715 2 роки тому +1

      @@Beherenoww I would like to hear her play," Frenesi "by Artie Shaw. My favorite song featuring the clarinet, followed by," Deep River Blues" from Doc Watson.

  • @lh3540
    @lh3540 2 роки тому +13

    Jeez, Don Jr is terrifying

  • @jessejohnson159
    @jessejohnson159 2 роки тому

    5:51 - A Texas Gravy Seal to the rescue! 🤣

  • @dovahkiingirl
    @dovahkiingirl 2 роки тому

    "we're gonna bring the hammer down" ...interesting choice of words lol

  • @jhoigaar
    @jhoigaar 2 роки тому +14

    Yo, Doreen, great sounds you've brought with you from New Orleans. The Mardi Gras is here!

    • @jawstheproducer1593
      @jawstheproducer1593 2 роки тому +1

      She always used to play on Royal St in front of a certain grocery store. Glad to see her talent being recognized!

    • @landonfolken03
      @landonfolken03 2 роки тому

      She was tearin it up on that clarinet!!

  • @dawnrice7124
    @dawnrice7124 2 роки тому +6

    That a bright red gas can sitting next to Christmas tree?😂😂😂✌💖🙏

  • @kevinmorris3200
    @kevinmorris3200 2 роки тому

    My Christmas tree is still up too 😅😂

  • @r.flores9569
    @r.flores9569 2 роки тому +1

    We all know 45 and tough guy don't even go in the same sentence .......

  • @LisaLGruman
    @LisaLGruman 2 роки тому +14

    What a superstar clarinetist Doreen Ketchen is. Beautiful spirit and musicianship!!

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 роки тому

      Noooooo did you see the guy on bass?

    • @LisaLGruman
      @LisaLGruman 2 роки тому

      @@jamesturner2126 I read your text, and when I went back to listen to the man on the bass, my phone battery died and then I fell asleep and when I just now went back to see the man on the bass, I realized you were just yanking my chain, right?

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 роки тому

      @@LisaLGruman there are many ways to play bass. That is how a comedian plays bass. 2:40

    • @LisaLGruman
      @LisaLGruman 2 роки тому

      @@jamesturner2126 Now I see: the President Biden sketch with his playing bass. The Kimmel show’s humor is so inventive and great.

    • @jamesturner2126
      @jamesturner2126 2 роки тому

      @@LisaLGruman I'm 31, I've played bass since I was 12. That clip was crap.

  • @ofaz6300
    @ofaz6300 2 роки тому +26

    I just cannot understand how many Americans believe in the word of Trump.

    • @johngalt0096
      @johngalt0096 2 роки тому +3

      Donnie Dimwit was a Stapling Genius.

    • @AmazingChinaToday
      @AmazingChinaToday 2 роки тому +1

      I know, Biden is so honest and never lies...

  • @aaronquqito
    @aaronquqito 2 роки тому

    Love the way U dropped the F Bomb Jimmy. "The fing Xmas tree"

  • @HelloThere-jd8vd
    @HelloThere-jd8vd 2 роки тому

    Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn just jamming to Putin Singing blue berry hill. Lmao.

  • @Numbahz
    @Numbahz 2 роки тому +7

    Much love to all ! We are one ❤️

  • @pierrebibeau9861
    @pierrebibeau9861 2 роки тому +11

    Well, at this moment and time, I do not agree with Kimmel laughing at Biden. Quite disappointed.

    • @janeahlstrom9916
      @janeahlstrom9916 2 роки тому +5

      I need a little laugh with all the sadness about ukraine. Biden did a good job with state of union. Kimmel makes more fun about trump most of the time
      .

    • @Dallas-qf9hu
      @Dallas-qf9hu 2 роки тому

      Lmfao

    • @thegrmcrckr488
      @thegrmcrckr488 2 роки тому

      Biden and Trump were the worst presidents ever. Cant we get a president that is presidential and doesn't have Alzheimers?

    • @tajivet
      @tajivet 2 роки тому

      That’s because Biden is a joke. I thought Carter was bad. Biden beats him hands down. He has done nothing for this country except make us buy oil from RUSSIA. His SOU Address is typical of his leadership. Fool me once, not again. His ineptitude will lose us the house and senate. What a big mistake. If Hillary runs, I’m going to vote for Yogi the bear

    • @tajivet
      @tajivet 2 роки тому

      @@janeahlstrom9916 that’s all he knows. I was hoping after trump left that we would get better jokes. He is still talking about someone who isn’t even relevant because he thinks his audience must think that the orange guy is still around.

  • @FreeGaza.Laurie
    @FreeGaza.Laurie 2 роки тому

    Can’t believe OJs comment 😂🤣😂 T junior is killing me

  • @luisreyes1963
    @luisreyes1963 2 роки тому

    Jimmy Kimmel carrying on where Allen Funt left off with those "people in the street" bits. 😆

  • @loveforeignaccents
    @loveforeignaccents 2 роки тому +3

    Homegirl was jammin on the clarinet!

  • @AtomicAtom87
    @AtomicAtom87 2 роки тому +23

    With all the wrong going on in the world this clip made me smile, Thanks Jimmy!! (And writers)

  • @dianeandrasta
    @dianeandrasta 2 роки тому

    Newcastle 🇬🇧 here .I love Jimmy I wait for him every night but I HATE cheap laughs you’re so lucky to have Joe Biden

  • @wCw71
    @wCw71 2 роки тому

    What kinda Christmas tree was that ? Sounded like trucking lol

  • @medavog
    @medavog 2 роки тому +26

    BIDENS LAST WORDS " GO GET HIM ' WAS APOCALYPTIC

    • @pierrebibeau9861
      @pierrebibeau9861 2 роки тому +2

      Like your brain.

    • @jonathanzarate4124
      @jonathanzarate4124 2 роки тому

      @@pierrebibeau9861 what💀

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 роки тому +4

      'em. A rally cry to action. Not a threat.

    • @rayrandall286
      @rayrandall286 2 роки тому +1

      LOL. Yeah, so scary. NOT.

    • @latoyamatson6197
      @latoyamatson6197 2 роки тому +7

      I loved it! Ignore these treasonous haters. This war has proven whose always been patriotic and who was just talking spit. Repubes and qnuts have never been patriots. Ever.

  • @Mollysaurus00
    @Mollysaurus00 2 роки тому +40

    HIS FRICKIN CHRISTMAS TREE IS STILL UP 😂😂😂😂

    • @luc2o
      @luc2o 2 роки тому +5

      I don't think he said frickin though.

    • @emtravelrn1
      @emtravelrn1 2 роки тому +7

      @@luc2o I don't either. I listened to it three times lol.

    • @paddyholly2184
      @paddyholly2184 2 роки тому +2

      EVERYBODY agrees that DJTJ is a DWEEB. Talk about UNITY!! And mental health and addiction. 😔 Love that Uncle Joe praised The Millions in Recovery!! 😊 😃 😀

    • @momdaugtherduo0204
      @momdaugtherduo0204 2 роки тому +2

      ... it should be Clear why they are called the demoRATS and their party mascot is the JACKASS 💡!

    • @williamgeorgelopezjunior8533
      @williamgeorgelopezjunior8533 2 роки тому +1

      @@emtravelrn1 same … I think they let him slide on that one.. or didn’t notice

  • @Thehannahweknow
    @Thehannahweknow Рік тому

    I feel like when they interview people on the streets, they tell them “we are going to ask you about stuff and go along with whatever we say” because when they tell them insane stories their faces don’t even show a single second of surprise lol

  • @JustDr.S
    @JustDr.S 2 роки тому

    I'm trying to find the video of Putin singing 'I'm a coconut' song. That is hilarious! I lost the link. 😪

  • @brostrummer4690
    @brostrummer4690 2 роки тому +59

    man, that clip of Kurt and Goldie dancin gleefully to Putin singing sure didn't age well.

    • @randibgood
      @randibgood 2 роки тому +5

      I had to go back and research it like 3-4 times. What was that clip from? Could not believe it when I saw them.

    • @maskedmarvyl4774
      @maskedmarvyl4774 2 роки тому +5

      It made me cringe to see that. I guess they don't let a little thing like Putin poisoning his political opponents with polonium and murdering journalists with hit squads spoil their enjoyment of him butchering Blueberry Hill.....

    • @dunklederkleson7285
      @dunklederkleson7285 2 роки тому

      Woah…. Leave snake plisken alone he was probably gonna do something

    • @judibiggerstaff8054
      @judibiggerstaff8054 2 роки тому +1

      It was a charity event.

    • @keithboatright3325
      @keithboatright3325 2 роки тому

      Send them both you to Russia which is worse than hell

  • @janlam01
    @janlam01 2 роки тому +16

    I like it when the post the monologue before the actual air time. (I'm in eastern time).

    • @jasonkhangle
      @jasonkhangle 2 роки тому

      Pretty sure eastern time is actually where they first air, because they air at the same time nationwide, which means pacific time airs 3 hours later

    • @kirkgalligar6354
      @kirkgalligar6354 2 роки тому

      @@jasonkhangle sl÷p this

  • @seanfarrell2853
    @seanfarrell2853 2 роки тому

    Please hire Kyle Dunnigan for any future Biden impersonations.

  • @walley2637
    @walley2637 2 роки тому

    wow, that was some lucky timing when Danny DeVito drives by with cops on his tail just as they were asking the guy about Danny DeVito!

  • @Shin-Blade
    @Shin-Blade 2 роки тому +34

    OJ Simpson: Shut the hell up! You got away with putting a hit out in 1994... 🤣

    • @zacshimmer3890
      @zacshimmer3890 2 роки тому +1

      Prove it 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Shin-Blade
      @Shin-Blade 2 роки тому

      @@zacshimmer3890 With bad knees from playing football most of his life, do you actually believe he was that agile killing two average bodied individuals? 🤔

    • @baberRuth
      @baberRuth 2 роки тому +2

      @@zacshimmer3890 if Oprah thinks he's guilty. He might be?

    • @zacshimmer3890
      @zacshimmer3890 2 роки тому

      @@baberRuth Oprah 🤣🤣

    • @x420gamedx4
      @x420gamedx4 2 роки тому +4

      @@Shin-Blade I didn't know you needed good knees to stab someone

  • @lolawants2008
    @lolawants2008 2 роки тому +21

    The whole Biden bit in the beginning was a big fail. Rare for Kimmel but it just wasn’t good

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 2 роки тому +1

      I agree. Whatever point he was trying to make got lost in it’s length.

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!!

  • @99HockeyDad99
    @99HockeyDad99 2 роки тому +2

    All talk - no action - not a super power anymore !!

  • @remo2315
    @remo2315 2 роки тому

    @4:31 that’s still sooo fkn hilarious!!! 😂🤣😅I bet when Trump saw that he wished he was the rug 😂🤣

  • @Syclone0044
    @Syclone0044 2 роки тому +3

    8:05 we got an F-bomb! 🥳

    • @edtifa
      @edtifa 2 роки тому

      Nope not a F bomb.

    • @Syclone0044
      @Syclone0044 2 роки тому

      @@edtifa huh? Put on headphones. He clearly said “he still has his fucken Christmas tree up!”. Btw UA-cam CC English are auto-generated by computer AI, they said “freaking” but you can hear Jimmy does not use an R and he uses an Uh after the F.

  • @oppositeofh8
    @oppositeofh8 2 роки тому +11

    so glad i watched to the end -- that clarinet did my soul some good. 💖 miss doreen, you're an angel.

    • @Beherenoww
      @Beherenoww 2 роки тому

      Doreen Ketchens is beyond phenomenal, look up her other performances on UA-cam if you want your jaw to drop and tears to pour down your face.

  • @wallstreetcasarez5738
    @wallstreetcasarez5738 2 роки тому

    This video is great. Especially the Putin part haha

  • @RIVEXNGLE
    @RIVEXNGLE 2 роки тому

    That clarinet is fire.

  • @BNA_Est.1988
    @BNA_Est.1988 2 роки тому +48

    OJ giving takes on any kills me everytime.

    • @sergiolopez3965
      @sergiolopez3965 2 роки тому +4

      Pun intended?

    • @mrdownboy
      @mrdownboy 2 роки тому +1

      @@sergiolopez3965 no pun intended

    • @zizinnnn
      @zizinnnn 2 роки тому +3

      how does he get away with it?

    • @Years-mv6wi
      @Years-mv6wi 2 роки тому

      Awaken With JP is way funnier!!

  • @OtsileM
    @OtsileM 2 роки тому +3

    That clarinetist lady goes hard in da paint

    • @Beherenoww
      @Beherenoww 2 роки тому

      That's Doreen Ketchens, she's a national treasure and she wails 1000times harder than that. She's beyond incredible and everyone should look her up.

  • @jamesgrant9317
    @jamesgrant9317 2 роки тому +16

    Man, what would this guy do without Trump?

    • @nuclearpoultryproductions5039
      @nuclearpoultryproductions5039 2 роки тому +3

      What would any of these morons do without Trump? Biden has the charisma of a toadstool, their ratings would tank if they talked about him.

  • @tommieogrady
    @tommieogrady 2 роки тому +11

    Listening to the last segments of the video, I can see now how the US was conned into electing the Orange clown in 2016.

  • @Booyaka9000
    @Booyaka9000 2 роки тому +22

    I'll be impressed with Putin's hockey prowess when he starts taking Ovechkin's runaway-freight-train-like checks instead of threatening to send the other players' families off to the gulag if they get too close.

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +64

    It's laughable that trump and Putin called Zelenskyy weak.😅

    • @cc1k435
      @cc1k435 2 роки тому +13

      He seems, under duress right now when one's character can really be seen, to be a better man than either of them could ever have dreamed of being.

    • @williamonderlinde5068
      @williamonderlinde5068 2 роки тому +9

      Just two schoolyard bullies w/ practically zero functioning brain cells & maximum ignorance putting down a brave man of character.

    • @ItssTurf
      @ItssTurf 2 роки тому +1

      Biden’s son

    • @goldengrimlock
      @goldengrimlock 2 роки тому +1

      Someone give this guy a meddle, comment of the year. Such passion, such drive, such charisma, and so thought provoking. Truly, a comment for the history books,

    • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
      @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 роки тому +6

      @@goldengrimlock Zelenskyy said “I don’t need a ride, I need more ammo.” That's going down as one of the most badass quote any leader of a country have ever said.

  • @dm-jz7se
    @dm-jz7se 2 роки тому

    I love Doreen Ketchens- so talented.

  • @Matteo1007
    @Matteo1007 2 роки тому +9

    Did he say, his “F**kin” Christmas tree is still up? 😂