DJ Khaled just saying sh!t compilation | part 2

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  • Опубліковано 9 сер 2023
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  • @mailman1017
    @mailman1017 10 місяців тому +7428

    Bro is the richest unemployed friend I’ve ever seen

    • @draculinalilith396
      @draculinalilith396 10 місяців тому +197

      Fr the unemployed friend of famous rappers

    • @gigasmurf7680
      @gigasmurf7680 10 місяців тому +115

      i call her chandelier

    • @Deadmau5Awesome
      @Deadmau5Awesome 10 місяців тому +20

      Abby is mine dudy dude

    • @beastmaster6946
      @beastmaster6946 10 місяців тому

      ​@@gigasmurf7680I call it his and hers

    • @bop.1606
      @bop.1606 3 місяці тому +1

      DJ Khaled needs to eat a salad

  • @rosegold5720
    @rosegold5720 10 місяців тому +8937

    you know it's bad when DRAKE has to grab your shoulder and say ayo chill

    • @spencerhinds2803
      @spencerhinds2803 10 місяців тому +370

      DRRRAAAAKEEEE??????!?!?!?! DRRRRRRRRAKKKKKEE???????????!!!!!!!

    • @NadaCero
      @NadaCero 10 місяців тому +614

      Drake was flirting with him

    • @connergalles7106
      @connergalles7106 10 місяців тому +474

      Drake was twiddling his hair in excitement

    • @nadussias
      @nadussias 10 місяців тому +460

      He said "Erm! Someone needs to use his inside voice please!"

    • @xoustra3015
      @xoustra3015 10 місяців тому +195

      EMBARRASSINGGG!

  • @JustinRed624
    @JustinRed624 10 місяців тому +3477

    This man is the personification of "🗣🗣🗣📢📢‼🔥🔥"

    • @Michigander_of_the_West
      @Michigander_of_the_West 7 місяців тому +152

      “I call her chandelier!” 🗣️🔥💯💯

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 7 місяців тому +99

      "Cappuccino!"🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💯💪😤

    • @aloolloplays
      @aloolloplays 7 місяців тому +83

      "Life is... roblox" 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @Demonoob223
      @Demonoob223 7 місяців тому +59

      “Gatorade”🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

    • @howdoipickaname9815
      @howdoipickaname9815 6 місяців тому +45

      "I call her His and Hers!" 🗣🗣🗣📢📢‼🔥🔥

  • @Piiiiiiiiit
    @Piiiiiiiiit 8 місяців тому +4685

    I still have no idea what this guy does in the music industry

    • @longbeing
      @longbeing 8 місяців тому +899

      Fr, I thought he was a producer for the longest time, but recently I found out he’s not, he’s just kind of there, which is wild

    • @seanmc5949
      @seanmc5949 8 місяців тому +584

      ​@@longbeingWhen I found out bro was not a producer or barely a DJ I couldn't fucking belive it😂

    • @YouMatter.14
      @YouMatter.14 8 місяців тому +504

      from what i understand he practically bands together the artists and organises the creation of the tracks

    • @ImStuckInStockton
      @ImStuckInStockton 8 місяців тому +385

      If you don’t understand what he does you don’t understand the hip hop and pop music industry. He buys beats, vocals, reference tracks, pays for studio time, marketing, etc. and releases it under his name. Usually songs end up released by the artist that performs the vocals even though the beat and song could be written entirely by someone else like how Quentin Miller wrote most of the songs for drakes iyrtitl album or how Future wrote drunk in love for beyonce, but hdj Khalid puts it out under his name. And the DJ part comes from him starting his career as a radio host in Miami and he was the hype man/dj for terror squad

    • @humonchronos9048
      @humonchronos9048 8 місяців тому +500

      landlord of the music industry

  • @comradehox4006
    @comradehox4006 10 місяців тому +3282

    I CALL HER CHANDELIER 🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @jma0645
      @jma0645 10 місяців тому +237

      I CALL HER HIS N HER'S 🗣️🗣️🔥

    • @somerandomchad4699
      @somerandomchad4699 10 місяців тому +160

      GATORADE 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥

    • @SakuraScythe
      @SakuraScythe 10 місяців тому +154

      TELL 'EM TO BRING OUT THE LOBSTER‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

    • @jonson1326
      @jonson1326 10 місяців тому +106

      TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE CAPPUCCINO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @JA-nv4zb
      @JA-nv4zb 10 місяців тому +72

      GOD DID 🗣🗣🗣📢📢📢🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Not_Bdew
    @Not_Bdew 10 місяців тому +2367

    DJ Khaled is just famous because he can be

    • @lqf72l96
      @lqf72l96 10 місяців тому +13

      nice one

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker 7 місяців тому +25

      DJ Khaled just famous because its free

    • @axialpad99
      @axialpad99 6 місяців тому +1

      @@lunecker how'd you even get 4 likes with ts 🤦

    • @hd4k553
      @hd4k553 5 місяців тому +1

      @@luneckeru stole that didnt u?

    • @ethanuel444
      @ethanuel444 3 місяці тому

      i love him lowkey bro he’s just some autistic dude yelling his name at the start of songs

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 10 місяців тому +3253

    Props to Ivan, the man behind the camera, documenting this man's existence in great detail for the world to drink in.

    • @Snyder9e
      @Snyder9e 10 місяців тому +31

      let that sink in

    • @yesiamrussian
      @yesiamrussian 10 місяців тому +10

      that's... my name

    • @rbhakusho3843
      @rbhakusho3843 10 місяців тому +2

      @@yesiamrussian thats... not ur name... because u are not the cameraman.....that someone's else name....

    • @yesiamrussian
      @yesiamrussian 10 місяців тому +23

      @@rbhakusho3843 my actual name is ivan though

    • @Kenaliciuos
      @Kenaliciuos 10 місяців тому +18

      As someone named Ivan, I thank you for all your support it ain't easy having to hear "tell 'em to bring out the lobster every 5 seconds, I am so close to just ending it all but people laughing is why i do this❤

  • @deltakhappa6248
    @deltakhappa6248 10 місяців тому +2219

    He's definitely one of the people of all time

    • @Snyder9e
      @Snyder9e 10 місяців тому +44

      I dont say this lightly, but:

    • @maad1670
      @maad1670 10 місяців тому +46

      he definitely says words. Just like me fr

    • @ionlydrinkcoldwater
      @ionlydrinkcoldwater 8 місяців тому +5

      So there will never be another one

    • @AlejandroSovsa
      @AlejandroSovsa 7 місяців тому +6

      @@ionlydrinkcoldwater Another one

    • @jonathanbachmeier5807
      @jonathanbachmeier5807 7 місяців тому +4

      He definitely exists

  • @lyanvu
    @lyanvu 10 місяців тому +1007

    “It’s a cold world, so is the ice.. so is the ice”
    I just got the chills bro

  • @gavinsfriend5632
    @gavinsfriend5632 10 місяців тому +993

    Bro is like a kid that hear some one liners from weird movies and decided to input them in his life😭

  • @halalgigachad
    @halalgigachad 10 місяців тому +1646

    Bro I always die laughing whenever he says "Tell 'em to bring out the _______"

    • @Dma118
      @Dma118 10 місяців тому +31

      Ak 47 🤭

    • @fyreexe4121
      @fyreexe4121 9 місяців тому +72

      'tell em to bring out the whole ocean' 🗣🔥

    • @bryanfernandez1136
      @bryanfernandez1136 8 місяців тому +13

      Roblox

    • @pinkdude4602
      @pinkdude4602 8 місяців тому +14

      Tell 'em to bring out the coffin

    • @BerticusBersht
      @BerticusBersht 7 місяців тому

      Why is he trying to sound like a bumpkin? Why does he never improve his delivery? How is someone so painfully unfunny so influential in the music industry? Is this man retarded or playing us? The questions never end.

  • @radiolarian7669
    @radiolarian7669 10 місяців тому +1138

    One of the greatest philosophers of the modern day.

  • @soggyburger7663
    @soggyburger7663 10 місяців тому +914

    I CALL IT CAPPUCCINO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

    • @burrittoo
      @burrittoo 10 місяців тому +70

      TELL EM THE BRING OUT THE CAPPUCCINO 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @lqf72l96
      @lqf72l96 10 місяців тому +56

      IT LOOKS JUST LIKE A CAPPUCCINO 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @carstenb23
      @carstenb23 10 місяців тому +24

      I CALL HER CAPPUCCINO 🗣️💯💯💯

    • @Ocha431
      @Ocha431 8 місяців тому +1

      (because it looks like a cappuccino)

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 7 місяців тому +5

      "GATORADE" 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @SpizzzYT
    @SpizzzYT 10 місяців тому +382

    TELL EM BRING OUT PART 3 🗣🗣🗣

    • @villagernumber7882
      @villagernumber7882 10 місяців тому +26

      TELL EM BRING OUT PART 3 🗣🗣🗣

    • @roxtor8473
      @roxtor8473 7 місяців тому +20

      TELL EM BRING OUT PART 3 🗣🗣🗣

    • @theabyssaldemon
      @theabyssaldemon 6 місяців тому +11

      TELL EM TO BRING OUT PART 3 📢 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @zaidlacksalastname4905
      @zaidlacksalastname4905 6 місяців тому +9

      TELL EM TO BRING OUT PART 3 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @zacharyriley4561
      @zacharyriley4561 2 місяці тому +2

      TELL EM TO BRING OUT PART 4 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @im_chico_9999
    @im_chico_9999 10 місяців тому +358

    This man just says gibberish and no one can hate him for it, its like his special talent

    • @meowmeow9326
      @meowmeow9326 6 місяців тому +4

      i am definitely hate watching

    • @DirtyDeeDavid
      @DirtyDeeDavid 5 місяців тому +2

      When I speak gibberish I'm called Special too!

    • @andrew5818
      @andrew5818 Місяць тому

      Oh I can definitely hate him for it

  • @Sardiniastan
    @Sardiniastan 10 місяців тому +510

    1:37 bro just passed away lmao 💀

  • @fiblin483
    @fiblin483 10 місяців тому +127

    He's just saying words

  • @GatoNoSpaceLoco
    @GatoNoSpaceLoco 10 місяців тому +232

    They aint believe in us 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗿GOD DID 👌🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯💯

  • @The_melomaniacs
    @The_melomaniacs 10 місяців тому +389

    I'm starting to think that this is a character.If it is, it's genius

    • @latuba2478
      @latuba2478 10 місяців тому +3

      Fr bro 😂😂😂

    • @tailzz6969
      @tailzz6969 10 місяців тому +51

      "Call me asparagus" yeah it's got to be but it's funny as hell, right up what I think is funny for some reason

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker 7 місяців тому +19

      it must be, if he came this far and he cant even sing or produce music, he must be quite smart. and this "character" is probably because he knows these videos go viral and give him more attention. or maybe he's really just an NPC and somehow got into music industry without knowing shit lmao

    • @VeganShooting
      @VeganShooting 6 місяців тому +4

      The uncertainty makes it more appealing

  • @bonemach1ne
    @bonemach1ne 10 місяців тому +94

    BUDGET APPROVED ✅💰

  • @verycool88
    @verycool88 10 місяців тому +509

    drake the type of fellow to grab dj kahled's shoulder and say "chill 😅"

    • @Hamza_Mansoor
      @Hamza_Mansoor 10 місяців тому +66

      Drake’s the type of wangadoodle to touch a man’s heart to see if he’s alive 🤪

    • @me-zi6iw
      @me-zi6iw 10 місяців тому +52

      cuh thought he was miles morales way he grabbed that shi 😭😭

    • @IsaacG97
      @IsaacG97 10 місяців тому +17

      Drake the type of gentleman to sleep next to a ruler so he can know how long he slept

    • @carstenb23
      @carstenb23 10 місяців тому +28

      Drake the type of blud to be like "Khaled you're at a level 10, let's bring it to a level 2"

    • @saulgoodman2071
      @saulgoodman2071 10 місяців тому +24

      Drake is the kind of guy to say "Lets use our inside voices"

  • @sebastianc119
    @sebastianc119 10 місяців тому +102

    This guys gotta be on the spectrum aint no way

  • @raythewigler6492
    @raythewigler6492 10 місяців тому +48

    Don't be a fool, get a pool...I felt that, I felt that

  • @vaderssaber
    @vaderssaber 5 місяців тому +38

    "don't be a fool, get a pool"
    thank you, dj khaled. i was depressed, suicidal and a drug addict before hearing this sentence coming out of your mouth. it made me rediscover the sense of life, it brang me back to the idea that happiness exists, and that living isn't just suffering. thank you.

  • @lAmMatt.
    @lAmMatt. 10 місяців тому +85

    GATORADE‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🍾🍾🍾🍷🍷🍷🍺🍺🍺🥃🥃🥃🍸🍸🍸🍹🍹🍹🥛🥛🥛🫗🫗🫗

  • @Inhivl
    @Inhivl 10 місяців тому +203

    Its a cold world 🥶🌍but so is the ice 🧊🥶🥶🥶💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯🧌💯💯🧌🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🍗🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞🦞☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🥶🥶🤑🙏💪💪💪🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🗿🗿🗿🗿

    • @eric6rock
      @eric6rock 10 місяців тому +19

      So is this ice 🧊 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊 so is this ice 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊

    • @ZIMOU2014
      @ZIMOU2014 10 місяців тому

      ​@@eric6rockcold as ice🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊🧖🏾‍♂️🙅💆💁🙅🏃🏌️🧜🤹🏌️🏇🫅🚶🏇🤸🤸🧛🤸🌊📉😡🌊📉🍌😆🍌🌊🌊📉🍌👶😱👕😡🍌😳🧖🏾‍♂️👔🧊🆙🆙💀💀🍬🧁🍭🍫🍭🍫🍨🧁🍭🍨🍫🍫🍿🧃🎭📀📠🔌💻🆙🆙🔄🆗🆗⬇️🤎💙💜♐♎🍭🫙🧊🍶🥃🚨🍹🚨🍶🫗🚨

    • @burnem2166
      @burnem2166 10 місяців тому +3

      Bro u left no emojis

  • @polobubblevest
    @polobubblevest 10 місяців тому +292

    autism is special thing

    • @alienalloy604
      @alienalloy604 10 місяців тому +31

      Dj Khaled is a special thing. Hell, Dj Khaled so special, autism got him

    • @alienalloy604
      @alienalloy604 8 місяців тому +20

      @meat3994 so is the ice...

    • @sleepy7337
      @sleepy7337 8 місяців тому +11

      @@alienalloy604cold as ice….

    • @Ace_PlayzR
      @Ace_PlayzR 7 місяців тому

      he got a lobotomy

    • @Ace_PlayzR
      @Ace_PlayzR 7 місяців тому +2

      i feel bad but im trying to hold in my laugh

  • @sobrienaasc6274
    @sobrienaasc6274 8 місяців тому +209

    0:20 protagonist introduced
    1:49 protagonist leaves home to go grocery shopping
    2:57 protagonist meets friends at grocery store
    4:20 villain introduced as the manager
    4:44 Obama cameo
    5:19 protagonist’s first encounter with villain
    7:26 villain’s backstory and motive
    9:11 protagonist’s love plot starts
    10:52 protagonist tries to infiltrate the villain’s lair
    11:37 protagonist fails and nearly dies
    12:34 protagonist’s training montage (Jennifer Saunders, I need a hero)
    13:13 love plot continues
    13:29 Protagonist lies about his height to the love interest
    13:49 Protagonist buys a DVD copy of "Shrek 2"
    15:09 villain gains power by drinking MUG root beer
    16:31 villain destroys protagonist’s home out of spite
    17:47 protagonist’s depression montage
    19:36 protagonist wants to avenge their home
    20:23 protagonist’s second villain encounter
    21:12 protagonist gets pummeled by villain
    22:14 another training montage
    22:43 Protagonist has flashbacks to 2016
    23:02 love plot continues again
    25:55 sex scene
    25:59 Obama joins sex scene
    26:01 Obama is asked to leave sex scene
    26:03 Obama does not leave sex scene
    26:06 Obama shot dead
    26:20 protagonist gets magic weapon
    27:01 Side character voiced by James Corden makes a bad joke
    28:58 villain ambushes protagonist
    29:10 protagonist almost killed (again)
    30:00 cheesy fart joke
    32:01 villain expands their lair by adding a pool
    33:33 protagonist makes plan to defeat the villain
    35:21 yet another training montage (eye of the tiger)
    37:34 plan is put into action
    39:04 plan fails
    39:33 side character says "guy's we've got company!"
    40:38 protagonist’s friends captured
    42:59 protagonist tries to free them but fails miserably
    43:45 protagonist is alone in Detroit
    46:50 protagonist has flashbacks of the good times
    49:17 protagonist gets motivation
    51:11 protagonist returns to the villain’s lair
    53:45 standoff
    52:30 EPIC FIGHT SCENE
    53:10 Epic fight scene turns into dance battle
    54:23 villain is defeated
    56:10 villain is about to blow up due to propane drinking addiction
    57:58 protagonist saves friends
    58:12 villain’s lair destroyed
    59:27 protagonist’s victory
    59:30 Dance scene
    59:48 credits roll
    1:00:02 Samuel L Jackson post credits scene asking protagonist to join Avengers
    1:00:05 Protagonist refuses Samuel L Jackson's offer
    1:00:21 Samuel L Jackson calls protagonist a bad word :(
    1:00:30 Protagonist engages Samuel L Jackson in an epic battle
    1:01:22 Samuel L Jackson dies
    1:01:43 Protagonist gets a notification on his super high tech cell phone that he has a warrant out for his arrest after the murder of Samuel L Jackson
    1:02:00 Protagonist flees to Cancun
    1:02:30 viewer realizes that this is not a post credits scene, and that this is just a whole-ass new movie
    1:02:56 Protagonist arrives in Cancun
    1:02:59 Protagonist is greeted by a man in a black suit (Played by Antonio Banderas), guiding him towards a limo
    1:03:15 Man in black suit takes the protagonist to a very large an expensive mansion
    1:03:59 Protagonist walks in to the mansion, astounded by its luxurious appearance
    1:04:15 Man in black suit tells the protagonist that he will have to stay in this building for the rest of his life to stay away from police
    1:06:35 Montage of protagonist living happily in his new mansion
    1:07:12 Protagonist eventually gets bored
    1:07:50 Protagonist escapes the mansion without the man in the black suit noticing
    1:08:02 Protagonist goes to a party being held in the streets of cancun
    1:10:11 Protagonist gets drunk and parties until early morning montage (Beyonce, crazy in love)
    1:10:22 Protagonist meets a nice girl
    1:10:34 Protagonist takes the girl home
    1:10:50 Sex scene again
    1:11:55 Protagonist feels guilty about leaving his love interest back home
    1:12:07 Girl rips off mask, revealing she is actually Obama

    • @lolgamer6466
      @lolgamer6466 7 місяців тому +11

      Man I don’t care how you got this I FUCKING LOVE YOU!

    • @CaramelOnFire
      @CaramelOnFire 7 місяців тому +5

      10/10 this movie gave me the chills, what a ride

    • @rawrrayuga
      @rawrrayuga 7 місяців тому +9

      what the hell

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 6 місяців тому +2

      I read the whole thing I would definitely give it a watch

    • @GeneralConobi
      @GeneralConobi 5 місяців тому

      27:01 is the bane of my existence

  • @wolfiesama3900
    @wolfiesama3900 10 місяців тому +200

    I’d like to go out and grab a beer with this dude 😂

    • @Dma118
      @Dma118 10 місяців тому +38

      TELL EM TO BRING OUT THE CAPPUCCINO 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @Monochrome2004
      @Monochrome2004 8 місяців тому +16

      Fr this is the only celebrity i wanna meet irl like i need to know if this is an on camera thing only or if he's just like this

    • @frid7434
      @frid7434 8 місяців тому +9

      @@Monochrome2004 he has a sense of humor from the past, present, and future
      this man has omnipresent humor

    • @lunecker
      @lunecker 7 місяців тому

      bro he is one of the most famous people in the music industry and he cant even sing play or produce music, he must be quite smart to get this far without any ability to make music@@Monochrome2004

  • @englishcrumpit4878
    @englishcrumpit4878 10 місяців тому +111

    when that man see the lobster. Its like an npc who is unaware of their immediate environment.

  • @zurielsandoval3484
    @zurielsandoval3484 10 місяців тому +176

    I love just how much of a broken record he is

  • @morkoblooper7991
    @morkoblooper7991 10 місяців тому +100

    Biggest NPC I have found 😂😂😂

  • @Veggie.beans21
    @Veggie.beans21 7 місяців тому +17

    " don't be a fool, get a pool"
    - Dj Khaled

  • @hoop6822
    @hoop6822 7 місяців тому +39

    "Its a cold world........ so is the ice"
    Thank you DJ Khaled for this inspirstional, philosophical quote.

  • @xwddydfy_3
    @xwddydfy_3 10 місяців тому +115

    tell them to bring out the khaled 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @pokipoki8028
    @pokipoki8028 10 місяців тому +72

    i literally cant help but love him

  • @KompadoodleLEL
    @KompadoodleLEL 10 місяців тому +42

    Budget approved!

  • @mrmixmaster2093
    @mrmixmaster2093 10 місяців тому +25

    I love the "stop" you hear at the end, followed by his facial expression changing completely lmao

  • @BumbulousGrump
    @BumbulousGrump 10 місяців тому +16

    Bro can only speak in loosely strung together adlibs 😭🙏

  • @lucaswilliams3920
    @lucaswilliams3920 10 місяців тому +44

    he’s the dj khaled of our time

  • @maysmarchh
    @maysmarchh 10 місяців тому +31

    he really js be saying shit and he’s hilarious

  • @nanoswagger
    @nanoswagger 5 місяців тому +8

    Khaleds nervous system probably blares "Tell em to bring out the brain cells" 24/7 yet it doesnt get approved

  • @mr.misto0954
    @mr.misto0954 10 місяців тому +28

    I like how when he isn't making music or anything he just does this for fun, no need to judge him, he's just having fun

  • @gulletgaming4717
    @gulletgaming4717 10 місяців тому +20

    he really brought out the whole ocean with this one

  • @Kurinhisoka
    @Kurinhisoka 10 місяців тому +19

    I CALL HER CHANDELIER🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @themetalhead9952
    @themetalhead9952 6 місяців тому +9

    Drake telling Khaled to chill is the best thing ever! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnstoner8515
    @johnstoner8515 10 місяців тому +20

    BUDGET APPROVED

  • @Morte_death
    @Morte_death 7 місяців тому +6

    DJ Khalid is the 6 minute unskippable ad on yt videos

  • @0C2086
    @0C2086 10 місяців тому +8

    I hope one day i become so rich that i don’t have to formulate my thoughts

  • @1LukasThe1st
    @1LukasThe1st 5 місяців тому +2

    Khaled has inside jokes with no one but himself

  • @redskyee
    @redskyee 10 місяців тому +7

    It's his world and we're all living in it

  • @faithlmao5082
    @faithlmao5082 10 місяців тому +11

    Bruh I'm so weak when drakes gotta tell you to chill 😂 this man be so unhinged and I'm here for it

  • @hes_alive
    @hes_alive 5 місяців тому +3

    When you roll a character with an intelligence of 1 and a 10 in charisma.

  • @hoop6822
    @hoop6822 7 місяців тому +6

    Bro has no idea what hes doing at any given moment. He just lucks his way through life lmao .

  • @gregstrottino6585
    @gregstrottino6585 10 місяців тому +5

    A COLOURED CHANDELIER 🗣🔥🔥

  • @Spencethewence
    @Spencethewence 10 місяців тому +14

    Life😔is😈roblox🥶

  • @wier2920
    @wier2920 8 місяців тому +4

    "God did"
    Falls over and drowns

  • @sadib4782
    @sadib4782 Місяць тому +1

    id honestly pay to spend a day with dj khaled bro is jus hilarious 💀💀

  • @BigChillenXD
    @BigChillenXD 10 місяців тому +8

    TELL 'EM TO BRING OUT THE HIS AND HERS 🗣💥

  • @blakelarsen8615
    @blakelarsen8615 8 місяців тому +9

    Imagine all the things he’s said that we don’t have on camera

  • @CapillusParry
    @CapillusParry 5 місяців тому +4

    “They aint believe in us…”
    “God did!”
    “God did!”
    “God did!”
    *fucking dies*

  • @DanTheDusty
    @DanTheDusty 10 місяців тому +62

    Drake, kanye, and khaled are the holy trinity of goofy music producers

    • @kai326
      @kai326 10 місяців тому +30

      bro snuck Kanye in there

    • @textrixa
      @textrixa 10 місяців тому +10

      DJ Khaled? Producer? 💀

    • @DanTheDusty
      @DanTheDusty 10 місяців тому +24

      @@textrixa they didn't believe in him, God did

    • @martinwalters8677
      @martinwalters8677 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@textrixaI would more believe Drake produce a beat than Khalid

    • @schematicb5393
      @schematicb5393 7 місяців тому +1

      Kanye may be a crazy fuck, but you not gonna say his production isn't incredible

  • @GDJosh101
    @GDJosh101 10 місяців тому +9

    TELL’ EM TO BRING PUT THE WHOLE OCEAN ❤️

  • @joninature
    @joninature 10 місяців тому +10

    he is like if curly from 3 stooges was a real person

  • @Hamzta
    @Hamzta 7 місяців тому +3

    Don't be a fool get a pool actually goes so hard

  • @erinnoyd1147
    @erinnoyd1147 2 місяці тому

    Man Khaled is a cool dude, laid back and hella chill.

  • @thatonepianoguy_
    @thatonepianoguy_ 10 місяців тому +3

    DJ Khaled the type to wake up and scream “DJ KHALED” to start off his morning

  • @holeofdarn
    @holeofdarn 7 місяців тому +6

    He’s like a kid who’s been on the internet for too long and tries to make his own random meme phrases

  • @kamzito6553
    @kamzito6553 3 місяці тому +3

    Khaled's wife is gonna be in labor, giving birth, and he'll just be shouting, "TELL 'EM TO BRING OUT THE BABY! TELL 'EM TO BRING OUT THE BABY!"

  • @dylancook3282
    @dylancook3282 5 годин тому

    man dj khaled is just different, he's great. I don't care if his beats are trash, I'm just glad he's here

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 10 місяців тому +4

    “Don’t be a fool, get a pool” - Aristotles

  • @J4YDEE
    @J4YDEE 10 місяців тому +6

    Gatorade got me 😂😂😂

  • @clingfray3
    @clingfray3 10 місяців тому +5

    DJ KHALED GOT ICE ON THE WRIST 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @DrPeyPey
      @DrPeyPey 10 місяців тому +4

      I call her chandelier 🗣️

  • @yesokyo
    @yesokyo 10 місяців тому +4

    tell em to bring out the lobster!!!111💯🗣

  • @Josh-yi6yr
    @Josh-yi6yr 5 місяців тому +2

    I love when he says something then just repeats it 3 times

  • @fazlerabbi2666
    @fazlerabbi2666 8 місяців тому +6

    he's me when I'm alone. but i don't say these in public

  • @mushromus7764
    @mushromus7764 10 місяців тому +4

    Bro speaks like that rlly old chat bot that KSI and PewDiePie did videos on

    • @shizouka
      @shizouka 10 місяців тому

      not cleverbot 💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @mushromus7764
      @mushromus7764 10 місяців тому

      @@shizouka yea that one lol

  • @mixrd1065
    @mixrd1065 4 місяці тому +1

    I got the "LETS GOLF" VS "let's go golfing" that was so deep!!

  • @Skulph
    @Skulph День тому

    "this is a cappuccino, i call her cappuccino" 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @leonium__
    @leonium__ 10 місяців тому +5

    Hes like that one socially awkward friend trying to rizz up everyone he meets

  • @usixn1117
    @usixn1117 7 місяців тому +4

    What.. is.... what is dj khaled. What is... dj khaled.

  • @aeres.kazumi
    @aeres.kazumi 25 днів тому

    "dont be a fool, get a pool" had me on the floor

  • @iremovedmyname
    @iremovedmyname 7 місяців тому +2

    "Tell em to bring out the cappuccino, looks just like a cappuccino! I call it... a cappuccino!" 😂

  • @toast1612
    @toast1612 10 місяців тому +6

    he was a tiktok npc before it was profitable

  • @M-X39462
    @M-X39462 10 місяців тому +3

    He just be saying shit 😂

  • @Calxero
    @Calxero 5 місяців тому +1

    im convinced he has a soundboard and he just says "DJ KALED!" and "tell em to bring out the lobster"

  • @liamvega5566
    @liamvega5566 10 місяців тому +2

    Guys i learned a valuable lesson this video..........
    Dont be a fool, get a pool

  • @jaesjmes5498
    @jaesjmes5498 7 місяців тому +4

    All I know about this man is that he’s famous, but I feel like he’s only famous because he gaslighted and Mandela effected everyone in the world to believe he was famous, he’s just so hypnotising

  • @71Lucid
    @71Lucid 10 місяців тому +4

    He got rich on accident

  • @3More140
    @3More140 3 місяці тому +1

    As much as I joke about him and dislike his music, it honestly makes me smile to see DJ Khaled happy. It's like watching an innocent child peacefully ignorant of all that's going on in the world.

  • @yo____
    @yo____ 10 місяців тому +3

    LETS GO GOLFING 💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔛🔝🔛🔝

  • @jackass6257
    @jackass6257 10 місяців тому +3

    Bro is NOT beating the autism allegations

  • @Jodeci_millz
    @Jodeci_millz 7 місяців тому +1

    I look up to this guy so much.

  • @rasdenniso.alvarez4448
    @rasdenniso.alvarez4448 5 місяців тому

    You just gotta love this guy's energy

  • @theplaceholder3
    @theplaceholder3 10 місяців тому +18

    I swear everything he says is AI generated 💀

  • @knifeghandi
    @knifeghandi 10 місяців тому +3

    Is this man suffering from a head injury

  • @atch300
    @atch300 21 день тому +1

    DJ Khaled is like a soundboard. He just says things,. Even things that don't quite fit the situation. But he'll just keep repeating it anyway. Like the producer tags in his music.

  • @hiatusfromtheworld
    @hiatusfromtheworld 6 місяців тому

    thank GOD there was a part two because i was very disappointed cappuccino wasn't in part one

  • @tliman1255
    @tliman1255 10 місяців тому +4

    You notice how Khaled and salt bae tend to make the exact same facial expression by rising up one wrinkle in their mouth.

  • @blahblahlablah
    @blahblahlablah 3 місяці тому +3

    Dude has gotta be on the spectrum