However the baby escapes teams up with a dinosaur to escape magical pirates because it’s talk like a pirate day and the pirates essentially infect people to make them into pirates.
Oh, I know, the main cast is a bunch of friends who fake their own overly-elaborate murders to prank the people close to them, until one of them gets murdered for real, and the friends spend an amusing amount of time thinking he (presumably the black guy, if we're playing it by classic movie tropes) still is alive and is pranking them. Then they realize there's a murderer on the loose.
@@darthralin I'm stealing this idea, making it into a script and selling it to Hollywood. I'll give you credit by saying "God inspired me to write it."
as a kid I had the life-altering experience of seeing Turner and Hooch in the theaters. The best part was that the audio reel was apparently not available for the first 45 minutes and was replaced with an old jazz album. No dialogue. No theatre employees pulling a MST3K. Nothing but Jazz and no one walked out. Fucking incredible.
i.made.a.universe That's fantastic. I didn't think another "theatrical fuck up that somehow worked" would be better than the time I saw that movie about Shakespeare (that was about a fraud or conspiracy theory or something) from a few years ago in a second run theater.... this place still used film and they'd totally screwed up the reel order, so a handful of scenes were totally out of place in the overall order of things but it managed to Tarantino the fuck out of a movie that was ultimately kind of forgettable.
I've had the idea for a Passover horror movie for years, where the guy kills people in the style of the 10 plagues to Egypt. The tagline: "What makes this night different from all other nights?" " It's your last."
Only if the film focuses on him being a baby. Superman movies generally wait until he's an adult before he has wacky adventures. His only baby adventure is traveling in a sealed rocket at light speed for a brief period, then he's adopted and raised in a semi-normal fashion.
in the category of muscle men taking care of children, I'd think 2010's The Spy Next Door counts, even though it's basically The Pacifier but with Jackie Chan beating the crap out of eastern European badguys trying to kill these kids, with their leader being Sportacus. The movie is just a trip.
Yeah, but Jackie Chan doesn't feel like the sort of macho man that'd look out of place taking care of kids. He comes off as a crazy uncle that's great with kids.
Marc Válentinė He needs whoever designed his whole thing to be executed. I mean that hair, the ugly tattoos and the shirt, the fuck is going on at Cracked?
Yeah i did find his whole appearance distracting. The hair, the what looks like a vest under the really small flannel shirt and seemingly wearing regular straight cut jeans just odd.
They want to make a Trump movie, but they haven't perfected the puppet yet. Doesn't look quite human yet. Something about the eyes and mouth and those jerky movements put it strictly in the uncanny valley.
I know that nostalgia is your bread and butter, Cracked, but I can't in good conscience agree that Hollywood should be mining even _more_ of my childhood innocence.
All Hallows Eve / All Souls Day Horror Movies need to happen. Movies aren't all for kids. Us adults pay to watch movies that are exclusively for adult audiences all the time! Sometimes we do it because we want to be scared. I want a horror movie genre based on the creepiness of fall holidays that doesn't focus on christmas. My birthday shall be known & feared!
Be scared. Be very scared. Hollywood had run out of original ideas, but they are rehashing/rebooting old ideas. When beloved movies get over 20 years old (sometimes less), they think, "OMG, TIME FOR A REBOOT!!!!"
The Easter horror movie is Critters. Takes place at Easter, alien eggs play a role during an egg hunt and a guy in a bunny costume is eaten alive by rabid porcupines in a church in front of children.
I would pay good money to see a new Ernest movie provided they are, but not limited to, Ernest and the zombie apocalypse. Ernest and the great mummy mystery. Ernest goes to Pet Sematary. Or the educational release, Ernest explains decomposition.
Zathyra80 yes sadly I do know that Jim Varney passed away a tad over 17 years ago.But I think it's so endearing to think that someone, ok anyone, might think I was naive enough to not know 😇
Although having passed, Jim Varney's role could be recast (appropriately, hopefully) as was his voice cast in Toy Story 3. Rather like a tribute ... and come on ... Ernest explains decomposition ... That's just genius!!!
Oh, there was an old ultra-violent horror movie where Christmas trees came to life after seeing a sapling stepped on by lumberjacks and started murdering everybody. Can't remember the name of it.
Yes! Someone else remembers. When he said Easter I instantly thought of Critters. Not because I'm a fan but due to the fact that it might have traumatized me as a kid a little.
It's not entirely related, but the creepy easter bunny from hell in bill and ted's bogus adventure really made me feel uncomfortable when I saw it as a kid. honestly even when I'm picturing it right now my stomach is still churning.
I once made a short film that was an easter themed horror film. The killer had a big fluffy coat and was basically the easter bunny and he killed people with a spatula. The bodies were discovered in a gigantic chocolate egg, covered in red squares on their skin. During the neighbourhood interviews, we can see a man with all his cutlery neatly assigned on a magnetic plate on the wall, but there is a space where a spatula should be... :P At 15 years old I was pretty proud of that one! Used a kinder egg with the legs of a barbie sticking out to get the shot of the corpses. Well, if anyone wants to make this into a film, you have my permission. We lost all the footage because of a rainstorm.... Stupid Holland
How the heck you assemble these lists? Btw, Adams Family 2 counts as a Thanksgiving Day horror. And for Easter (I see many people searched this!): - Night of the Lepus - Easter Bunny Bloodbath - Critters 2 (and possibly the whole franchise) - Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill! - Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell There is more of course...
gagnashdiak x Adams family 2 is questionable as a horror movie, and all those easter films are shit. For the most part the movies he was on about were the big budget successful ones. That said I didn't overly like the video or really care about this comment so I can't even think of a way to end
Backstage Bum The Happening with Mark Wahlberg as a hilariously unbelievable science teacher and his cheateing wife Zooey Deshenal (idk how her last name is spelled)
Great job selling Bebe's Kids to newcomers! I've loved it since it came out. There's really nothing else like it! You forgot about Critters 2, though. It takes place at Easter and has a lot of Easter-themed horror.
PREHYSTERIA!!! THANK YOU!!! The memory of that movie has been swirling in the back of my head for years and years and years and I could never remember any major details beyond tiny dinosaurs wreaking playful havoc in a kid's room. I could never find the title of it. Which is insane because I loved that movie as a kid. Prehysteria!, Land Before Time, and We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, and Dinosaurs were staples of my childhood.
What honorary Mucleman? Jeff Goldblum? He didn't so much "save the children" as he did "get injured and spend the rest of the movie laying down and showing off his bod to Laura Dern."
I will point out that The Land Before Time series does not take place at the KT extinction. It takes place in some sort of alternate history where the dinosaurs all coexisted across hundreds of millions of years and tens of thousands of kilometers. Major dinosaur species coexist in the series with animals from the Permian, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, and every single continent.
Congratulations, Cracked. You're literally the first UA-cam channel where I actually watch your videos with my mouse hovering over the "X" button. And this is coming from someone who's long since abandoned CollegeHumor.
You overlooked the show Tequila and Bonetti, which is both "talking animal" AND "cop gets a dog", as well as Mariska Hargitay's first turn as a cop, and completely ridiculous.
Clearly this video needs a footnote mentioning Jason Statham in The Fate of the Furious carrying out a beautifully graceful gun fight while carrying a baby.
Thijs Fock Right? They do the same with articles -- half the time the url suggests a more accurate original title. Are we seriously not done with clickbaity shit yet.
Don't forget "The Good Dinosaur". The movie that turned the buddy Dinosaur genre on its head, and starred a Dino named, Arlo, that becomes buddies with an early man child/temporarily adopted pet
I don't mind this video, but after your videos I always feel like I know something new, but now I just know weird film trends from the last few decades.
Ok, so we need a movie set during Easter where a grizzled, buff dinosaur cop has to take care of several talking babies and with their hijinks solve the case of the "Easter Bunny Killer". Right?
Holiday movies, you listed Easter, although if memory serves me correctly the second Critters movie took place during Easter. Granted it's not horror, and true it only happened during Easter, thus it is not holiday specific and only for that one movie. But, I feel like Critters 2, should get a nod here. Plus, how awesome was it when the Critters formed one massive ball and started mowing people down as they ran away... priceless!
One of the Critters movies was set at Easter. They even painted some of the eggs that have critters in them. And I believe there was a guy dressed in a bunny suit that got attacked and eaten.
There's the "Holidays" The Horror Anthology. Featuring Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas, and New Year's
One of the critters movies took place dering Easter. the critters eggs were painted and used in a easter egg hunt, making it so the Entire town was infested with little flesh eating monster.
How is a "baby escape" movie different than what tvtropes calls "Badly Battered Babysitter"? A trope that it claims is older than print. I personally remember seeing tons of these cartoons as a kid. Who Framed Roger Rabbit starts with one. Home Alone and Baby's Day Out were just the few to go full length feature with it.
I had my sister in tears laughing during Phenomenon doing my best impression of Arnie's "It's not a tumor". Don't know if I have actually watched that movie all the way through. Think I caught 20 minutes or so.
Funny you mention Jason Statham and babies. Check out the baby fight scene in Fate of the Furious. Although not the obvious subject of the film. He handles himself, the baby and, a bunch of terrorists on a plane all while burdened with a baby carrier. Keep up the good work!
You forgot Fourth of July. There hasnt been a major thriller/slasher/horror film around that holiday yet. Prime territory. Also heres another trope that needs to come back: for Fight Tournament movies- the new fighter friend of the protagonist gets horribly injured or killed by either the antagonist or a dangerous fighter in the tournament. Was reminded of this trope when I saw "Lady Bloodfight" on Netflix 2 nights ago
The reason you don't see more in the muscle man takes care of children genre is because it peaked in 1994 with Twin Sitters, in which twin former pro wrestlers David and Peter Paul, "the Barbarian Brothers," become nannies for two horrible children who are (surprise) also twins.
I won't be satisfied until we get a buddy cop movie where The Rock and Vin Diesel have to go undercover as nannies together.
apenguinnamedabraham i would sell a kidney to see that movie!
I already thought that was a thing.
I mean, Al Qaeda exists because of shit like this, but I'd pay to see it.
Somewhere along the way the Rock has to get turned into a dog
However the baby escapes teams up with a dinosaur to escape magical pirates because it’s talk like a pirate day and the pirates essentially infect people to make them into pirates.
I've got it: An April Fool's Day Horror, where the murders are set up like classic pranks. But they're lethal.
allfornon do morons already do that
allfornon ...A big screen adaptation of DC Comic's "The Killing Joke" just might fit the bill...
There's April Fool's Day, which is sort of the reverse
Oh, I know, the main cast is a bunch of friends who fake their own overly-elaborate murders to prank the people close to them, until one of them gets murdered for real, and the friends spend an amusing amount of time thinking he (presumably the black guy, if we're playing it by classic movie tropes) still is alive and is pranking them. Then they realize there's a murderer on the loose.
@@darthralin I'm stealing this idea, making it into a script and selling it to Hollywood. I'll give you credit by saying "God inspired me to write it."
as a kid I had the life-altering experience of seeing Turner and Hooch in the theaters. The best part was that the audio reel was apparently not available for the first 45 minutes and was replaced with an old jazz album. No dialogue. No theatre employees pulling a MST3K. Nothing but Jazz and no one walked out. Fucking incredible.
i.made.a.universe
That's fantastic.
I didn't think another "theatrical fuck up that somehow worked" would be better than the time I saw that movie about Shakespeare (that was about a fraud or conspiracy theory or something) from a few years ago in a second run theater.... this place still used film and they'd totally screwed up the reel order, so a handful of scenes were totally out of place in the overall order of things but it managed to Tarantino the fuck out of a movie that was ultimately kind of forgettable.
I can't believe he predicted the Jason Statham subplot of F8 of the furious
Body Swap movies. Used to be a ton of them.
truth. Switch was a fav of mine.
That's real life now. Ever heard of Transgenders? XD
man i wish being trans meant you switched literal bodies for some usually emotionally motivated reason
@steven jones failed attempt at humor failed.
don't quit your day job, shmuck.
That's true, was 17 Again the last one?
I want a 4th of July movie where the Killer uses only fireworks
Check out Uncle Sam
Sounds like it'd be right up your alley
Half Blind Productions ...Uh...and just where is he sticking these fireworks?🤣🤣🤣
You cant expect a 4th of July horror wiyhoutbat least 1 person getting the head in a barbeque treatment
[Movie guy voice] Vengeful Zombie Jesus.... We prayed He'd return, but not like this.
Nick Valentino haha, I'm dying
You should watch holidays it's a horror movie that goes over like all the holidays has the creepiest Easter bunny you will ever see
DJesus Uncrossed: Directed by Quentin Tarantino.
I've had the idea for a Passover horror movie for years, where the guy kills people in the style of the 10 plagues to Egypt.
The tagline:
"What makes this night different from all other nights?"
" It's your last."
Can Superman series be classified as whacky escaped baby adventures?
Vitovt Wik MARRRTHA!
Damn, I would I have never realized that.
Eric Cheese Why did you say that name?!!!
Vitovt Wik
oh snap! *Superbaby*. It's comics-canon. They could make a film.
Only if the film focuses on him being a baby. Superman movies generally wait until he's an adult before he has wacky adventures. His only baby adventure is traveling in a sealed rocket at light speed for a brief period, then he's adopted and raised in a semi-normal fashion.
in the category of muscle men taking care of children, I'd think 2010's The Spy Next Door counts, even though it's basically The Pacifier but with Jackie Chan beating the crap out of eastern European badguys trying to kill these kids, with their leader being Sportacus. The movie is just a trip.
Yeah, but Jackie Chan doesn't feel like the sort of macho man that'd look out of place taking care of kids. He comes off as a crazy uncle that's great with kids.
No flannel needs to be that tight. Have your wardrobe coordinator shot. Please and thank you
Marc Válentinė He needs whoever designed his whole thing to be executed. I mean that hair, the ugly tattoos and the shirt, the fuck is going on at Cracked?
Why IS his shirt 2 sizes too small?
TheJrr I keep looking at his arms- something holding a large balloon, and a person stencil with a Nike swoosh for genitals? Wut
i wear the tightest flannel humanly possible in my videos. i call my style hobo lumberjack chic.
Yeah i did find his whole appearance distracting. The hair, the what looks like a vest under the really small flannel shirt and seemingly wearing regular straight cut jeans just odd.
LOVE the mentions of Trick 'r Treat and Krampus they're some of my favorite horror movies especially round the holidays
There is a Dreamworks talking baby cartoon coming out this year
Nicholas Goodchild Boss Baby
but most the example seem to be live action, other wise Rugrats would have counted
Nicholas Goodchild Baby Bosses
The first animated Trump movie
They want to make a Trump movie, but they haven't perfected the puppet yet. Doesn't look quite human yet. Something about the eyes and mouth and those jerky movements put it strictly in the uncanny valley.
I have a vague memory of a terrible horror movie called New Years Evil that kept slipping it's title into the character's dialogue.
Surely Passion of the Christ is an Easter themed horror movie?
It's more like an Easter themed torture porn. Christians, including Mel Gibson, clearly get off on the gore than be horrified...
Fun Fact: The Human Centipede was originally written as the sequel to A Bug's Life.
Yeah I'd rather see zombie Jesus..
BeastofRock3 Prefect line for the killer/Jesus rose in 3 days lets see if u can do the same
BeastofRock3 for how bad it is or that it's essentially saw except with literally the only guy in History who was without sin?
nobody believes Denzel lol
I know that nostalgia is your bread and butter, Cracked, but I can't in good conscience agree that Hollywood should be mining even _more_ of my childhood innocence.
I mean Michael Bay basically runs that operation at this point
All Hallows Eve / All Souls Day Horror Movies need to happen. Movies aren't all for kids. Us adults pay to watch movies that are exclusively for adult audiences all the time! Sometimes we do it because we want to be scared. I want a horror movie genre based on the creepiness of fall holidays that doesn't focus on christmas. My birthday shall be known & feared!
Be scared. Be very scared. Hollywood had run out of original ideas, but they are rehashing/rebooting old ideas. When beloved movies get over 20 years old (sometimes less), they think, "OMG, TIME FOR A REBOOT!!!!"
K9-11 jesus christ.
A President's Day horror movie would be good. Especially with Donald Trump as our president. It's the perfect time for it.😁
We are living that right now =) ... It's going to be 4 years of continuous squeals!!!
Jonathan Dorman
That's what I'm saying!!
There actually is a horror movie called President's Day. The killer is dressed as Abe Lincoln. It's low budget and bad though.
Would the Purge Election Year be considered a Presidents Day horror movie?
Jonathan Dorman If they all come back as zombies and eat people who go "BUT THE FOUNDING FATHERS" that would be amazing
The Easter horror movie is Critters. Takes place at Easter, alien eggs play a role during an egg hunt and a guy in a bunny costume is eaten alive by rabid porcupines in a church in front of children.
that's critters 2 , not the whole series.
Baby's Day Out was a surprisingly great movie for a premise like that.
Jessica Lee lol
"Yom Kippur ripper"
Video has been demonetized.
the passion of Christ could be considered a horror movie for Easter.
Don't know if it fits in with the rest of the list but I miss the fantasy stuff like Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Never Ending Story, Willow, etc.
I would pay good money to see a new Ernest movie provided they are, but not limited to,
Ernest and the zombie apocalypse.
Ernest and the great mummy mystery.
Ernest goes to Pet Sematary.
Or the educational release, Ernest explains decomposition.
Isn't the guy DEAD?
Yes, which is probably the reason for Kristys choice of movies she is suggesting... zombie apocalypse ect...
Zathyra80 yes sadly I do know that Jim Varney passed away a tad over 17 years ago.But I think it's so endearing to think that someone, ok anyone, might think I was naive enough to not know 😇
Yes
Although having passed, Jim Varney's role could be recast (appropriately, hopefully) as was his voice cast in Toy Story 3. Rather like a tribute ... and come on ... Ernest explains decomposition ... That's just genius!!!
Thankskilling
Just be sure all the villains are drug dealers, so you can stop all that Thangslangin'.
A person invites they're family whom they hate for thanksgiving which in reality was just a cover-up to murder them.
the arbor day film would be The Happening
David Johnson i was really hoping to never be reminded of that movie again.
Aw, I guess someone almost bought some cough syrup.
Oh, there was an old ultra-violent horror movie where Christmas trees came to life after seeing a sapling stepped on by lumberjacks and started murdering everybody. Can't remember the name of it.
OMG! I can't believe you failed to mention Raising Arizona! 5 babies, a kidnapping and Nicholas Cage before he became a joke.
critters 2 takes place during Easter
Yes! Someone else remembers. When he said Easter I instantly thought of Critters. Not because I'm a fan but due to the fact that it might have traumatized me as a kid a little.
First thing that went through my mind when he mentioned Easter was the guy in the bunny suit having his balls attacked by a critter.
It's not entirely related, but the creepy easter bunny from hell in bill and ted's bogus adventure really made me feel uncomfortable when I saw it as a kid. honestly even when I'm picturing it right now my stomach is still churning.
Guillermo Lopez so does Steel Magnolias, and you can't convince me that wasn't a horror movie.
As soon as you started talking about holidays I was thinking, "Ernest!"
Ernest Saves Christmas is my favorite!
I once made a short film that was an easter themed horror film. The killer had a big fluffy coat and was basically the easter bunny and he killed people with a spatula. The bodies were discovered in a gigantic chocolate egg, covered in red squares on their skin. During the neighbourhood interviews, we can see a man with all his cutlery neatly assigned on a magnetic plate on the wall, but there is a space where a spatula should be... :P At 15 years old I was pretty proud of that one! Used a kinder egg with the legs of a barbie sticking out to get the shot of the corpses. Well, if anyone wants to make this into a film, you have my permission. We lost all the footage because of a rainstorm.... Stupid Holland
Presidents Day horror movie could be really funny and maybe even a little educational.
I wish all movies ended with the main characters forming a rock and roll band and singing about their adventures. ie Howard the Duck
Yes! I am certain that Suicide Squad would have been a critical success if at the end, Will Smith had recapped the movie with a rap.
Stick Martin Did you just start a sentence with "I wish" and use Howard the Duck as an example
Sarcasm, right?
They stopped making Ernest movies because Jim Varney died.
I think that was the joke, but too soon Cracked. Too soon. RIP Jim.
I have so much childhood nostalgia for Ernest movies, RIP Jim Varney 😭
How the heck you assemble these lists?
Btw, Adams Family 2 counts as a Thanksgiving Day horror.
And for Easter (I see many people searched this!):
- Night of the Lepus
- Easter Bunny Bloodbath
- Critters 2 (and possibly the whole franchise)
- Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!
- Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell
There is more of course...
gagnashdiak x +
gagnashdiak x Adams family 2 is questionable as a horror movie, and all those easter films are shit. For the most part the movies he was on about were the big budget successful ones. That said I didn't overly like the video or really care about this comment so I can't even think of a way to end
Night of the Lepus rules
Thank you for bringing "Adventures In Dinosaur City" back to the forefront of my consciousness.
They have one for Arbor day, its that shamalon movie about the plants killing people. As you can tell from my spelling, I really care a lot about it.
Backstage Bum The Happening with Mark Wahlberg as a hilariously unbelievable science teacher and his cheateing wife Zooey Deshenal (idk how her last name is spelled)
Great job selling Bebe's Kids to newcomers! I've loved it since it came out. There's really nothing else like it!
You forgot about Critters 2, though. It takes place at Easter and has a lot of Easter-themed horror.
Isn't Transporter 2 basically the Jason Statham babysitting movie?
beerdo231 ...agreed...
...(respect the man's car and the man will respect you)...
"Denver, the last dinosaur...he's my friend and a whole lot more." My god, I've never been so forcibly whip-lashed back into childhood memories.
I have seen or am familiar with way too many of those movies. Really makes me question my life decisions
Doyoufearthereaper13 Same. Internet reviewers?
um...thanks for that non stop list of movie titles?
I feel like 'The Passion Of The Christ' is totally a horror movie about Easter. Well, Good Friday. That's Easter adjace.
PREHYSTERIA!!! THANK YOU!!! The memory of that movie has been swirling in the back of my head for years and years and years and I could never remember any major details beyond tiny dinosaurs wreaking playful havoc in a kid's room. I could never find the title of it. Which is insane because I loved that movie as a kid. Prehysteria!, Land Before Time, and We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story, and Dinosaurs were staples of my childhood.
Man, he's gonna be real sad when re realizes why we haven't had an Ernest movie
Can we count Jurassic Park as an honorary Muscleman takes care of Children movie?
No because he did a decent job .. Nobody wants to see men do a decent job of taking care of kids. It doesn't agree with their prejudiced stereotypes.
What honorary Mucleman? Jeff Goldblum? He didn't so much "save the children" as he did "get injured and spend the rest of the movie laying down and showing off his bod to Laura Dern."
@@greghannibal I think they're talking about Sam Neill's character who ended up with the 2 kids.
@@breakyourstory Also true, was thinking about Goldblum's now infamous shirtless scene.
What about the good dinosaur?
we dont speak about that..
PSSST - Hey, your uh.. member berries are showing
I member. LMFAO
There is a 4th of July horror film were Uncle Sam goes around killing people, does that count?
Human Experiment There's a movie where Uncle Sam is a) the villain and b) gets defeated? Amazing. It's like kicking American colonialism in the face.
No Dinosaucers? SHAME! SHAME!
Boxing Day are the Rocky Movies.
I will point out that The Land Before Time series does not take place at the KT extinction. It takes place in some sort of alternate history where the dinosaurs all coexisted across hundreds of millions of years and tens of thousands of kilometers. Major dinosaur species coexist in the series with animals from the Permian, Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, and every single continent.
What about Passion of the Christ...that's like literally killing someone around easter! It may be the only holiday that's sprung from murder!
It doesn't even have to have supernatural elements to work. Just have a serial-crucifying cult, and you're golden.
Valentine's Day is the traditional anniversary of St Valentine's death
ooga booga but was it a murder ?
No seriously, was it a movie ? Early Christians had this weird habit of being brutally murdered, so I don’t know...
i LOVE Turner&Hooch it is my favorite I used to watch it with my grandpa
So many of these movies I only know about because of the Nostalgia Critic.
The Reviewer Lupa/ Pregler and Phelous did some of these too.
Congratulations, Cracked. You're literally the first UA-cam channel where I actually watch your videos with my mouse hovering over the "X" button. And this is coming from someone who's long since abandoned CollegeHumor.
earth day? but there is The Happening already
You overlooked the show Tequila and Bonetti, which is both "talking animal" AND "cop gets a dog", as well as Mariska Hargitay's first turn as a cop, and completely ridiculous.
We do have Ernest movies. They are starring Tyler Perry.
Ernest Goes to Camp
Ernest saves Christmas
Ernest goes to Jail
Ernest goes to school
Ernest goes to Africa
Ernest cuts the cheese.
True
Clearly this video needs a footnote mentioning Jason Statham in The Fate of the Furious carrying out a beautifully graceful gun fight while carrying a baby.
am I the only one who is annoyed that the title of the video isn't the same as the title they show in the video?
Thijs Fock Right? They do the same with articles -- half the time the url suggests a more accurate original title. Are we seriously not done with clickbaity shit yet.
Forgot Suburban Commando, also starring Hulk Hogan, in the Tough-Guy-Takes-Care-Of-Kids genre.
OMFG NO NO NO NO NO! NO MORE BUDDY DINOSAUR MOVIES! MAY I REMIND YOU OF THE DRECK THAT IS THEODORE REX???????
*_Thanks for the title to my new movie, 'Yom Kippurripper'._*
SUMMER CAMP MOVIES
Are you talking meatballs or Friday the 13th? Because the camp comedy was summed up perfectly in Wet Hot American Summer
Bunch of hamster sized dinos that will get eaten by the cat in a week. Best line in the vid, love it.
Ernest movies were always so... earnest
Jamie Mills goddamnit Barb
Dark Misery The Chaos no it's GODDAMIT BARB
I always like to see a RT fan
Don't forget "The Good Dinosaur". The movie that turned the buddy Dinosaur genre on its head, and starred a Dino named, Arlo, that becomes buddies with an early man child/temporarily adopted pet
Fighter jet movies and giant robot movies
Critters 2 takes place during Easter. The Easter Bunny even makes a cameo 😂😂😂
You are being facetious, right? Otherwise, you've got the worst taste in films.
8:32 ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER! I loved it as a kid and it fills me with so much nostalgia seeing it on Netflix.
I don't mind this video, but after your videos I always feel like I know something new, but now I just know weird film trends from the last few decades.
Ok, so we need a movie set during Easter where a grizzled, buff dinosaur cop has to take care of several talking babies and with their hijinks solve the case of the "Easter Bunny Killer". Right?
Holiday movies, you listed Easter, although if memory serves me correctly the second Critters movie took place during Easter. Granted it's not horror, and true it only happened during Easter, thus it is not holiday specific and only for that one movie. But, I feel like Critters 2, should get a nod here. Plus, how awesome was it when the Critters formed one massive ball and started mowing people down as they ran away... priceless!
Is it no small coincidence that "Fate of the Furious" features Jason Statham juggling a baby?
YES! I'm so happy you brought up Santa's Slay.
I think you're forgetting....
The Good Dinosaur
A Dogs Purpose
Boss Baby (coming out next year I think)
The Expendables 3 is "Muscle Man Takes Care Of Muscle Children"
One of the Critters movies was set at Easter. They even painted some of the eggs that have critters in them. And I believe there was a guy dressed in a bunny suit that got attacked and eaten.
My grandmother LOVES Baby's Day Out! She could literally watch over and over again. 😀
There's the "Holidays" The Horror Anthology. Featuring Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Halloween, Christmas, and New Year's
No mention of Dinotopia in the "Friends with Dinosaurs" section. 0/10
the jokes that follow every section is hilarious. Jason Stathom with kids. And Drowning for a dino friend
Cracked: lists a string of movies where people are murdered during Christmas but omits the best one.
Hans Gruber has entered the chat.
One of the critters movies took place dering Easter. the critters eggs were painted and used in a easter egg hunt, making it so the Entire town was infested with little flesh eating monster.
How is a "baby escape" movie different than what tvtropes calls "Badly Battered Babysitter"? A trope that it claims is older than print. I personally remember seeing tons of these cartoons as a kid. Who Framed Roger Rabbit starts with one. Home Alone and Baby's Day Out were just the few to go full length feature with it.
I had my sister in tears laughing during Phenomenon doing my best impression of Arnie's "It's not a tumor". Don't know if I have actually watched that movie all the way through. Think I caught 20 minutes or so.
Funny you mention Jason Statham and babies. Check out the baby fight scene in Fate of the Furious. Although not the obvious subject of the film. He handles himself, the baby and, a bunch of terrorists on a plane all while burdened with a baby carrier. Keep up the good work!
Oh shit that man's having a heart attack! Better call "Nine Eleven". o_O
This guy's eye sockets suffers from Forrest Whitakerness.
You forgot Fourth of July. There hasnt been a major thriller/slasher/horror film around that holiday yet. Prime territory.
Also heres another trope that needs to come back: for Fight Tournament movies- the new fighter friend of the protagonist gets horribly injured or killed by either the antagonist or a dangerous fighter in the tournament. Was reminded of this trope when I saw "Lady Bloodfight" on Netflix 2 nights ago
does the groundhog day movie count as horror since he is stuck in a loop for a really long time?
The reason you don't see more in the muscle man takes care of children genre is because it peaked in 1994 with Twin Sitters, in which twin former pro wrestlers David and Peter Paul, "the Barbarian Brothers," become nannies for two horrible children who are (surprise) also twins.
Ah, the movies you watch when a teacher has to watch the class on their free period.
I don't understand why there aren't Easter horror movies every single bunny costume is terrifying
James Blish: Black Easter.
Why haven't we been given this? We needs it.
Man, on point with the wrestling references today.
You made no mention of Baby: Secret Of The Lost Legend... that movie shaped me into the man I am today.
Does The Happening count as an Earth Day/Arbor Day horror movie?