5 Movie Relationships That Are Secretly Terrifying - Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
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"What else in my life is secretly an old man?"
+Isabelle Pinkamena Plot twist: Everything in the wizard world is a transformed old man.
😋😂😂
+Nathan L you're an....elderly man Harry....
+Gloshi no bad noooooooooooooooooooooo bad gloshi bad gilshi
The Harry Potter bit absolutely killed me. Not to mention that Ron INHERITED his rat from his brother!!!
his brothers,. Scabbers went thru half of Clan W.
@@kyleboffa793 Ron says in the first book that he has "Percy's old rat."
Exactly what I was thinking... he wouldnt have been with ron until he went to hogwarts, since percy is still in school and he recieved an owl as a present for being a prefect, which is why ron got scabbers
...Which...In retrospect, was probably foreshadowing that Scabbers isn't a normal rat IE "wait, rats don't actually LIVE that long".
"What else in my life is an old man?? Being a wizard is so stressful." I almost died laughing.
Well, think about it like this:
Doc knows that eventually, Marty will travel back in time. He provides inspiration for the experiment, by dragging back up abandoned concepts.
By driving it straight at them, the only stable time Loop, is one in which Marty survives, in order to travel back in time and thus, provide the inspiration for the machine. By linking their continued survival to the success of the experiment, Doc actually ensures that the only stable Time Loop, is one in which the Experiment is successful on his first try, ensuring that the experiment is successful. If it fails, then a Paradox ensures, since no one is able to go back in time and provide Doc with the impetus to create the machine in the first place.
Its actually pretty genius.
+Haradion Drogon lol that actually makes some degree of sense
+Haradion Drogon *slow clap*
+Haradion Drogon But, that's not true. Back to the Future isn't a stable loop. Besides the changes to his family that occur, you can see that even that mall was changed as it became Lone Pine Mall in the second timeline. The Doc Brown at the beginning of the movie clearly is not the one from the end, so he had not met Marty 30 years ago.
Marty didn't give Doc Brown the impetus for the Flux Capacitor, he got it banging his head on his sink. It was Marty's knowledge of that previously happening in the 50's that got the Doc to trust him.
+Haradion Drogon The also reinforces the theory that Doc is Marty as that would also create a paradox.
+TJForceIX In addition to that, Doc Brown was obviously surprised that it worked at all. Not just happy, but surprised. I believe that he believed that he was going to fail. Sure, he had that smug "you're gonna see some serious shit" line (prefaced with a very big "IF"), but all of that confidence seems to dissappear when the DeLorean does. I don't see this as "I'm gonna succeed or die trying," I see it more as "I'm a huge failure, if I don't kill myself the Lybian terrorists I swindled surely will, I'm going to make it huge, and I'm dragging this kid with me..." Brilliant really, trying to commit suicide with your time machine. Whether you live or die, you finally did something right.
Even better Ron's brothers Fred and George have the Marauders Map so for years they could see Ron going to sleep every night with a guy named Peter.
+fleacythesheepgirl O_O
That made my day.
I'm dying now 😆
+fleacythesheepgirl Made my fucking week and or month.
+fleacythesheepgirl Actually, there's an explanation to that "plot hole". The Marauders made sure that the Map could never show them when they were in their disguises. It was a protection for them, as the fact that they could shapeshift was their biggest, most treasure secret.
A good proof: when Snape noticed the Map on Lupin's desk, he saw the name of Sirius, because Sirius wasn't a dog anymore. BUT, he didn't see Peter's name at this point. Otherwise, i'm fairly certain he would've react quite differently.
In defense of the Harry Potter one, Ron Weasley understood exactly how creepy it all was as soon as he found out the true nature of his pet rat, and was absolutely horrified. (At least in the book.) None of the others acknowledge how freaky they are.
+Lytrigian exactly x
+Lytrigian Still doesn't explain how he can keep a rat for twelve years without thinking it's weird while rats have an average life span of around three.
Lynneiah He did think it was weird, he told Harry about it and in the book where Petergrew is revealed and its implied the rats been to checks up and stuff
Piper charms And I vaguely recall it being said that pets in magical households tend to live longer even if they're non-magical animals, but I could be wrong about that.
Lytrigian Ron said something about his rat being not normal, living this long in the beginning of the prisinor of askaban I think
Ron is actually quite talented with magic!
Peter Petigrew was Scabbers. In The Sorcerer's Stone(the movie, I think), they tried to turn their animals into water goblets. Ron managed to turn Scabbers into a furry goblet with a tail.
Animangui are skilled in Trasfiguration. So Ron was trying to turn a man, who was turned into a rat, into a goblet. No wonder it didn't work! Having done as much as he did, he's done amazingly well!
That's actually a really valid point.
Plus the fact that his wand was broken at the time.
His wand was broken in Chamber of Secrets.
RedCheshire97 It was in Chamber of Secrets, and his wand was also broken.
I don't think he was working that particular spell on Scabbers. I only remember him trying to turn scabbers yellow on the train ride their first year. Animals for transfiguration were provided by Professor McGonagall as all students didn't have pets and they wouldn't have been the same species.
I'm watching the first point while I'm knitting my cat a scarf and I'm ashamed of myself
It's a cute scarf tho
Don't feel ashamed. You could secretly be a Disney princess! ;)
Yes, parts of this video made me feel pretty crazy too!
I f***ing love you. I support you, your scarf, and your cat.
If a person hasn't ever had a magical like level of communication and understanding with an animal, especially with a wild one, then it would seem weird and hard to believe, but if you have experienced it... then you make little scarves for your furry friends.
In Cinderella's defense we was mistreated by her step-family and kept locked away in her room whenever her chores were done. That would be enough for anyone to go insane, talk to mice and birds, and hallucinate about fairy godmothers, ballroom dances, princes, and murdering her entire step-family.
Jason T Scott-West yep....been there
Ummmmm when did murdering occur in the movie or in the fairy tale
@@supriyasharma8538 well in the fairy tale her birds pluck out her step fam's eyes out, thats basically murder via infection without antibiotics
@abbycolby4543 I mean people DID get their eyes gouged out sometimes & live. But it's at the very least attempted murder, 100%. Super brutal, that og fairytale was.
5:55 "What else in my life is secretly an old man?" The worries of a 13 year old wizard.
Dan only does videos if he gets to sit down.
scott???!!!!
jaden Hemmings Yep.
***** Hello!
+Robin Gilliver the anti-troll WHOA that escalated quickly
+NerdSync Hi Scott!!
"what else in my life is secretly an old man? being a wizard is so stressful" - made me lol
An awful lot of 80's/90's teen films involve teenaged males hanging around with creepy and insane old men.
random cute pig is random and cute.
tru
David Cameron doesn't care he's still going to take it somewhere "private" and do unspeakable things
+Hedsy .The plague lord "meat light order now with bacon lube"
+Hedsy .The plague lord That is EXACLTY what I thought when I saw it. I will never be able to look at a pig the same way again.
+Maddy James I don't think it was random. It was probably there for the bit where he looks at it uncomfortably when he says "There are varying degrees of human-animal relationships", because you know, a lot of humans eat mercilessly slaughtered pigs.
Wasn't it establish that Abu was part of a circus before meeting Aladdin (in the cartoon)? Probably where he got the clothes from.
+Jutland Angel And Scabbers wasn't Ron's pet until he started Hogwarts and afterwards he got an owl.
+Jutland Angel Yeah, but wasn't Scabbers one of the other boys' pets?
Also, 11 is around / before boys start puberty.
Master Markus Well yeah, Percy's. And I'm not saying it isn't creepy just that he wasn't Ron's pet for more than 3 years.
+Jutland Angel Abu was part of a circus yeah, the only tihng Aladdin gave Apu was a small hat which he stole.
very true on both counts, but considering that the Harry Potter series is kind of drawn out and, being honest, not very well written, it might be hard for someone to pick that detail out of the films.
as for the other, to put it simply, they never watched the series, probably. again, understandable, given the drop in quality from the film... although they do bring it up in After Hours, but they clearly don't remember much of it, since they say it all takes place in Agrabah, which I know is not true, given the Hercules crossover and the episodes where they visit these weird Viking guys.
Not only that, but Peter was around for One of Ron's brothers going through puberty too
Wait. To build upon your 3rd point.
Fred and George had the Marauder's map until they gave it to Harry in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Scabbers is marked as 'Peter Pettigrew' on the map.
You're telling me that for three years Fred & George saw that their brother was sleeping next to some random guy called Peter and they didn't even think to bring it up or make a joke about it?
With all the castle to look at on the map... would they be watching their brother sleep? That's creepy itself.
Plus why would Peter just hang out in Rons bed all the time. He would be out exploring like all the other animals.
@@sometimessnarky1642 if I were the twins, I'd have occasionally checked up on my little brother just to see if everything was ok. not to mention I would have noticed that there's some weird Peter guy roaming around the school at weird hours and even if he just slept in the same dormitory or accompanied Ron for classes it's strange nobody knows him.
The books state the the dorms look like a mess of blockers on the map due to the many people there
9:25 Why isn't Marty like 'omg omg my foot is on fire my foot is fucking ON FIRE'? Js
"What else in my life is an old man?!"
Seeing Ron's vinegar strokes is enough to make any wizard evil.
Abu didn't wear pants and a tiny vest wouldn't be to hard to make out of scrap fabric Aladdin found or stole. Just because he's poor doesn't mean he can't sew. We don't know that Cinderella dressed up those mice. Maybe they dressed themselves. We do know they can sew a fabulous dress. She let the birds SHOWER her with water. Not go near her lady bits. Bells town thought she was strange because she was a smart woman who wasn't looking to get married which was all women were good for at the time the movie was set. Couldn't agree more on Avatar but at least he didn't lie to them about what he was. Don't forget Scabbers was Ron's older brothers pet before he was Ron's. So Peter lived through 2 boy's going through puberty as a rat.
The movie explicitly shows her dressing up the mice.
It's been over 20 years since i've seen it so i probably forgot.
Morgan O'Brien-Bledsoe Yeah, I haven't watched it in a long time either, but for some reason I remember that part. The stepmother puts out mouse traps and Cinderella rescues them, gives them clothes and provides them with food. At the start of the movie there are already a number of mice characters who are her friends, then a newcomer arrives and it shows the process of her taking him from the trap and giving him a hat, shirt and shoes.
or Aladdin made Abu's outfit himself. Aladdin is an orphan or as later revealed an abandoned kid. His attitude towards Abu is a clear attempt to prove that despite everything he can become a capable father who is able to clothe, feed and look after his future kids.
A sign you've been watching too much Rick and Morty: When someone's talking about Back to the Future, you keep thinking "Why is he calling him Marty? Isn't it supposed to be Morty?".
Missing the old Cracked, rewatching the old videos. Regarding the BTTF DeLorean, it is a time paradox. Doc Brown knew from 1955 that his time machine worked and that he would live at least long enough to send Marty to 1955. Maybe knowing that you were going to live for the next 30 years made him reckless and careless.
The thing about Disney animal relationships is that the animals are clearly sentient. So there's that.
They eat fish in Little Mermaid, and shit ton of beef/pork/presumably chicken and other fowls in Ratatouille, Princess and the Frog, and any other movie including witches, sorcerers, etc.
While a huge majority of disney dishes are vegetarian/pastries, there quite a large number of obvious carnivores. Sound familiar? yeah, that's life. Animal sentience topic is an on going argument. Similar to disney animals, real animals can appear sentient in every way, but verification is still an ongoing process.
tl;dr: disney animals are no different from real ones.
"Sentient". You keep on using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
sen·tient
ˈsen(t)SH(ē)ənt/
adjective
able to perceive or feel things.
my favorite part about Ron's rat being a creepy man is that Ron's own brothers had the muroders map and saw that their little brother was sleeping with a man named Petter every night and never said a word about it.
SHUT UP😭😭☠️
Idk much about Harry Potter so I had no idea. I'm crying omg
Before Cracked, the phrase "secretly terrifying" didn't exist.
I love the awkward way he talks about Cinderella's genitalia - "Because she does! She lets em... sheletsem... right... rightdownthere." Heh, so cute.
To be fair to me miyagi, he did at least try, albeit not very hard, to convince Daniel to save his money and stop spending it on flights and shops.
Doc possibly already knew for sure that the experiment would work, since he saw the results of it 30 years prior.
Maybe he did a trial run of the experiment...?
+Aria Renita no because when he reacts he is super surprised and acts as if he final invented something that works
He only knew it would work sometime in 1985
Marty Mcfly
Straight from the horse's mouth, people. We can all go home now.
+Zippity DoDa Well, he did meet him in the 50's when he time travelled there...twice. I think it's a plothole? Because I'd surely remember a time traveller from 30 years into the future visiting me, showing me proof of a future thunder storm, asking for help to return to the 80's....then when it comes to seeing the event 30 years later.....I'd know and be less surprised. But it could be like that thing where you KNOW something will happen, but because of the scale of it, you are surprised anyway.
In the film, he dies...but when the event happens again he lives because he does remember Marty going to the past to warn him. But he should have remembered and not died in the first place as 30 years ago, he was met with him.
The story I think is a bit of a mess, but the general theme and idea is that they change the past and history, realise...then go back and put it to how it was..so some things seem like they should be remembered. But it's been a while since I've seen it, so I don't recall exactly the events and their order.
"What else in my home is secretly an old man?! BEING A WIZARD IS SO STRESSFUL"
ok so rats, black and brown, live 12 months to 2 years, pet rats or 'Fancy Rats' live up to 3 years, Peter was a rat for 12 years, was it ever addressed that the rat had unnaturally long life?
Yes.
magic
well... I'm a muggle apparently so yeah
It was addressed, or questioned, at the start of The Prisoner of Azkaban when Ron takes Scabbers to the magical pet shop in Diagon Alley. There are rats for sale there that are implied to have extended lives as they are somehow magical or magically bread, so it's hardly far-fetched that the Weasleys wouldn't have questioned Scabbers' longevity.
It was, at least in the movie as far as I remember, but I never understood that to be quite honest. We have Dumbledore who's suppose to be over a hundred and ten years old according to J.K. Rowling, and that's not with any help from life restoring items like the Sorcerer's stone, so it can be assumed that wizards and witches just have longer lifespans. It made sense to me that people who live longer would want their pets to live longer, and would either breed them to be such or use magic to help as best they could. Or that being around magic and magical people would rub off on the animal and enhance their longevity.
Awwww, Doc Brown was just eccentric.
Everyone always goes on and on about the attempted murder/suicide scenario. I choose to believe that Doc simply had absolute, unquestioning faith in his machine.
Was expecting an After Hours episode today, but this did not disappoint at all! xD This is my new favorite episode
When are they doing more After Hour conversations? Those are the best
Never again
My shih-tzu throws a tantrum if I won't let him wear clothes. It's been horribly hot in the UK, and so he's been miserable cos I won't let him wear his t-shirts.
Random, but adorable.
Yep. He sits in his t-shirt box waiting to pick out an outfit, and when he finally gets to pick one out, he sits on the one he wants (and won't let you put on anything else). Then he dances cos he has clothes.
+Maddy James thats the greatest thing ever
Julian C I think so. But you should see the tantrums when he doesn't get to wear his clothes. He will just sit in his t shirt box and cry.
Sometimes when he is sick I have to dress him even if it's too hot cos he is just so pathetic.
I have such a strange, weird little dog. Most ridiculous, best thing ever.
+Maddy James Your dog has his own t-shirt box? For the love of all things fluffy, please record him doing that and upload it to the internet.
Daniel O'brian seems like that awkwardly intelligent sidekick who comes up with a world saving plan at the last second. then watches the lead character take credit while quietly planning his revenge.
Ever notice how DOB does a video and there aren't a bunch of negative comments immediately upvoted to the top of the comment section?
Just goes to show, Dan is awesome.
Doc in _Back to The Future_ says that he's never created any invention that has ever worked, but yet he created a way to control an actual car with a remote for a remote control car. Pretty creative invention for the eighties.
Dan is my favorite part about this channel lmfao
Man, I had to pause this after the Disney animals bit because I was laughing so hard and had to recover. Keep up the good work!
He doesn't need to go to college he knows karate.
Even if he does decide to go to college he can just walk into the admission office and just sign himself up; who will stop him.
The world's your oyster if you know karate.
I've never been able to watch avatar all the way through,I always fall asleep.
Belle has a relationship with the book guy too!
I'm amazed that Chunk and Sloth from 'The Goonies' wasn't on here! Chunk just spontaneously decides to adopt a fully grown deformed monster without consulting his family first, and no one questions it!
Where is the after hours episode ?
+James Leffel twice!
Grrrrr it better be good
Maxwell Marte my thoughts exactly
+Brandinnoo it's in after hours overtime :3
Best OPCD video yet. Daniel, why is it so difficult for you to just drink the kool-aid?
I'm glad you're not putting anything in the pig, the Prime Minister could learn a thing or two from you!
"what else in my life is an old man? being a wizard is so stressful."
I love Dan :)
I... am more than a little disturbed by that last one. I never really stopped to think about the circumstance, but all signs point to _exactly what was said_. And that's terrifying.
2:30 You know what they say "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush"
Doc knows it works because he met Marty in the past, and the letter said so
Theoretically, yes. but here's the thing: In the original timeline, Marty had to go to Twin Pines Mall for the experiment with Doc. After he comes back from 1955, he's at the same mall, now called Lone Pines Mall due to Marty crashing into one of the namesake pines back in 55. This alteration only took place because Marty was there. Since the Mall goes by Twin Pines in the original timeline, this means Marty was never there to crash into the tree.
Marty was never there to meet Doc in the original 1955.
And going forward, original 1985 Doc never got confirmation of Time Travel from Marty.
This wasn't a closed time loop where Marty was always supposed to go to 1955- it was by pure luck and good engineering Doc and Marty didn't die from getting hit by the Delorean, and even then, in the original 1985 timeline, Doc was shot to death and Marty jumped to a completely different timeline and never returned, so they're both gone forever anyways....
Either way, the new timeline Doc has reason to believe that the thing works, seeing that there is confirmation that the flux capacitor is a working idea.
+RidleyKraid187 There is evidence in the original timeline that Doc already knows it will work. When Marty starts recording the documentary tape Doc introduces himself and states the current date and time. It then cuts to a brief shot of Marty confusedly looking at his watch, implying that the time stated by Doc did not match with what Marty expected, suggesting that Doc may have already been conducting some level of successful tests already, leading to his concept of time being noticeably out of sync with Marty's.
Maybe it was just did a small scale test sending his watch ahead an hour, or he may have even already tested it himself and the test with Marty would just be his first time seeing it from the perspective of an observer. Or maybe that brief shot was just included to give the scene a bit more of a mysterious atmosphere, but it was definitely there for a reason.
Jesus dude, you are effing hilarious. You're my favorite cracked presenter. I laughed my ass off so many times.
Marty was Doc's drug dealer.
I'd love to see you doing one with the Junglebook. I mean, Baghera promises to take Mowgli to the village, and then the same night leaves him alone just because he didn't want to leave the people who raised him. Then he lets Baloo, who enjoys trashing old human temples, teach the boy to hit people and swallow spiky fruits. And that's just the beginning.
If you had watched the TV series, like I did, you would have known that the only thing Aladdin did was buy Abu a new hat. In the part 1 part 2 episodes "Same old crimes", I think that was the name of the episodes, Aladdin metc Abu when Abu was with 3 traveling proformers. The proformers entertained the audience while Abu picked the audience's pockets. Abu and Aladdin became friends later after the other proformers tried to steal the stone of destiny and were stuck inside of it.
Anyone else love the visual comedy of Dan awkwardly glancing at the pig while he's talking about Disney characters' relationships with animals?
Also, I really love OPCD and Dan O'Brien, but I'm a bit fed up of the 'everything is paedophelia' thing that +Cracked has going. Paedophelia is a really serious thing, but suggesting that relationships with older people -- like Karate Kid or Back to the Future -- somehow has to have inherent paedophelia connotations is just not cool.
I know, I know -- it's all for the joke. But it's a joke that's got quite old with Cracked recently.
+Maddy James Very funny you should mention that. As I am pretty sure that in a recent Cracked podcast they called out that very social issue that any time an adult man is seen with a child everyone assumes its something dastardly like pedophilia or a kidnapping, when it could be something as innocent as a father and his son. But here it is in yet another of their videos in which they play in to that societal stereotype.
+KeijiMaeda86 Yeah, it's got quite old, they've been pretty bad about it recently, suggesting that basically any time a child has a friend who is older, there has to be some sexual abuse. When I was a kid, my only friend was a retiree older man -- we'd play chess, we'd chat, he was there when no other adult was.
I get that they're joking and it's all for the comedy, but they've really just gone a bit too much with it lately. Older people are often really lonely and lots of kids often don't have any adults around as support. It's a really good thing when they can strike up a friendship and help each other out -- and the constant suggestions of paedophelia is really just... unnecessary.
+Maddy James I'm pretty sure the Back to the Future one was about hanging out with people who put you in danger, not that Doc Brown and Marty had any sort of sexual relationship.
Also, I kind of get what he's saying with the Karate Kid one, what with Daniel saying that Miyagi is the most important thing in his life, over college. Yes, I get that it could just be because he was an important father figure, but either way, that's unhealthy obsession.
ALSO also, that's not paedophilia. Paedophilia is the attraction to pre-pubescent children (with the cut-off point being around 11-13). In both cases it would be ephebophilia - the attraction to people in their late adolescence, which is considerably less harmful than paedophilia (at least in my opinion) and can sometimes be legal.
+KeijiMaeda86 To be fair, Cracked isn't a monolithic entity; what one writer thinks is creepy is probably very different from the other.
Still, if I found out some high school age boy was hanging out with an old man almost exclusively, I'd assume one of them was trying to get something out of the other.
+SeaTimeless You mean like Karate lessons? Or a lab assistant? Yeah, I'd assume one of them was trying to get something out of the other too, but I would NOT assume that that something is automatically sexual in nature.
This is the best written episode of this show, I can't think of another time I actually spit a mouthful of water out with a laugh.
We all knew the scabbers relationship was fucked up. Not really a surprising insight. Ron seems revolted at it.
I can't stop laughing at his flustered outlook with the bird shower.
"What else in my life is secretly an old man?" hahahah
As far as Karate Kid 3 goes, college tuition wasn't insanely expensive in the 80's (at least the first half). We're talking around $10,000 for a four year degree from a private college and $3,000 if it's a public/state college. Back in those days, most people could work a part-time job and pay for college. It's not that Daniel-san's gesture was an egregious use of finances, it's that he knew he could make his money back in half-a-year to a year, which for a young guy isn't the end of the world. Also, being an investor in Mr. Miyagi's business means that if successful, Daniel would have potentially made his money back and then some...Because you know, Mr Miyagi and Daniel are very close friends who have helped and learned from each other over a great deal of time. Is it really that shocking to imagine that Daniel believes that Mr. Miyagi's business could be successful enough that he might be able to work for him and make his money back? That he has faith in his dearest friend and mentor?
Seriously Cracked, you guys are really homophobic sometimes ;)
amazing this video included five movies and somehow turned into how much do I know about Harry Potter pissing contest. rather than mention anything about the pig I'd rather insert an opinion about something other than Harry pothead. in the beginning of Back to the Future Doc Brown was conducting a time experiment that Marty came across at Doc Brown's house unknowingly. while on the phone with dr. brown every clock in the place set off at the same time but they were exactly 25 minutes behind also there was a framed newspaper clipping reading that the Brown mansion had been destroyed in an explosion. without knowing the complete details we are poised to believe that Doc Brown was already experimenting with time so there's monumentally less evidence that he had never tested his theory until the Twin Peaks mall parking lot. Doc Brown was very sure about the pending results of Einstein's fate and merely placed him and Marty in the path for dramatic effect because he would have to have been not just a scientist but a Showman, poetic at heart. how else would he have had Marty's attention for so long? Marty idolized him saw him as a mentor and Doc assumes some responsibility for that. it had been addressed by the principal of the school about Marty hanging out with Doc Brown indicating that they have been doing so for a while. why else would Doc Brown had gone out of his way to create that amp for him that we see in the beginning? that was obviously a use of Doc Brown's scientific genius entirely for Marty's sake. so ultimately the story was about friendship love and responsibilities in summary a best friendship. so Doc Brown who has always been concerned not only for Marty but for Marty's future wouldn't never have put his best friend at risk in what is essentially a controlled experiment and in fact the only time Doc Brown really had any control at all.
Yeah, he would have remembered Marty from 30's years ago too....so he knew it would work. I guess his surprise at the fact that it worked is like when people even when they know something will happen...are still surprised anyway because of the scale of it all.
The Back to the Future one put into tears... So hilarious!
I mean, Doc and Marti inspired Rick And Morty
So it’s obvious
Notice that Marty attempts to step out of the way, and Doc grabs him and forces him back into position to be splattered.
For reference, the 1980s were very health-conscious. The 80s are the reason most of you don't smoke (anymore.) (And that the gods, 'cause that shit was nasty.)
also all those workout videos came out then. But the 90s made smoking cool again
You slice right to the core of it all, in the most flawless and delightful way possible!
Is that a pig bank? I must have that, if it is a pig bank. Where can I get that pig bank. Someone tell me where to get that pig bank!
Haha! That monkey outfit thing is the same thing I've always said about Rob Lucci and Hattori from "One Piece".
And what about the thing with Peter Pettigrew that Peter immediately upon being revealed, started trying to sell himself on Ron -- "Wasn't I a good pet?" etc. It seems to make him so much more predatory.
Aladdin thing: actually Abu had the outfit as a circus performer. it's clarified in the animated series. but he did get him the fez which was part of a larger turban.
The Karate Kid one is so true
Dan,
Just wanted to give some encouragement. You are hilarious. Don't listen to those who put you down. You are a true comedian. Do you do any stand up? Keep up the hilarity!
Thought the video was going to be one long list of Woody Allen movies...
I always figured Doc already tested the car a bunch of times and that's why he's so confident in its success.
+Ionlymadethistoleavecoments
Also, with 80s video technology, the motion of the car would have been easier for a skeptic to fake if it was recorded from the side.
Doc Brown knew the experiment would work because he had Marty's letter that told him to wear a bullet proof vest. Then again, time is not linear in the movies because the mall is named "Twin Pines Mall" in the first appearance and "Lone Pine Mall" when Marty returns. Plus, the Tannen's are nicer to Marty and his father at the end of the movie. Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey.
+1337rofflecopters also the Doc at the beginning didn't have a bullet proof vest. He seems surprised that it worked to begin with. Even if we remove this, we have an old man who befriends a young teen and has contact with terrorists who have weapons grade plutonium.
+1337rofflecopters I want to know how marty got to know Doc brown in the 1st place
+clowntrooper61 There's a comic book published last month that explains that.
1337rofflecopters Can you just tell me.
:-( I haven't read it yet.
02:35 is so perfect. I love that moment in all of film history most.
Next do "666 Cracked Video Titles That Are Secretly Terrifying"
That three children in a trench coat joke made me laugh so hard I snorted like a pig.
*so tired...had to edit mistake*
I've watched Avatar at least 6 times, mate.
At least 10 times.
Acrimonious Mirth once.
I dont see the appeal
In fairness to Doc Brown, the Burger King only showed up after he was forced to sell off most of his family's estate. So it's not that he's living behind a BK so much as the BK decided to live in front of him.
I love the "I'm-not-a-rat-anymore-Ron" rant!! Great episode!
I really wish someone would take the time to psycho-analyze the movie "Never Back Down." A movie about a middle class high schooler in an upper class neighborhood with Daddy and Anger issues who resolves them by attacking people because he doesn't know how to process his emotions, coerced into a mixed martial arts fight by a sociopathic bully who's horribly abused by his own father at home and takes it out on his girlfriend and everyone around him to establish a sense of dominance and control and place himself at the top of the food chain. All for internet clout.
This movie is like a case study of bullying, abuse, parental abandonment, and stupid machismo and defending the "honor and maidenhood" of women. The unfortunate problem of the movie is that the narrative celebrates the protagonist for solving his problems with violence and paints him as correct for doing so. The stakes aren't very high and the fights he gets in are mostly an issue of defending one's ego instead of another party or oneself. It's an otherwise great film.
I was having such a bad day, then along came Dan. His neurotic ramblings make my day so much brighter.
Him saying animals in the beginning while awkwardly looking at the toy pig was priceless
Aladdin obviously stole Abu's duds from a little girl's doll collection.
"All Disney princesses have magical animals." -Mark Baby Cakes, 2015
Hey Dan! Even in OG guess who, there were a few characters who were unique in their appearance. One man with a monocle, one man with a green mohawk, one black person(As you've mentioned in the past). If there's only one pizza and/or frog, there's not really a difference because nobody asks you questions that only apply to one person until super late in the game anyway.
Doc tested the time machine before the movie started! Doesn't anyone remember how the clocks were all 25 minutes behind? And then doc announced that his experiment worked? That's right Doc had tested the time machine with all those clocks and when he asked Marty he wanted to know if they were still working clocks.
Doc knew the time machine would work, because he'd been visited by Marty 30 years before. Duh.
These analyses are so much more satisfying than my family's response of "hush, there wouldn't be a story otherwise".
"What else in my pocket is an old man? Being a wizard is so stressful" lmfao that's fucking hysterical
In that Back to the Future clip, you can actually see the moment Doc Brown realizes he isn't about to die and everything's gone horribly wrong.
OMFG. I love this channel and this ridiculously hilarious man
Counter Argument: Belle is not just talking to inanimate objects in the castle. Remember the curse? They are humans transformed into household things. Also like to think Belle is somewhat sociable as Gaston has his eye on her & most towns people seem to know her.
Still great after all these years. R.I.P. Cracked
when I try to find something. I'm laughing. good job bro
"What else in my life is secretly an old man? Being a wizard is so stressful!" LMAO
so big thing about the Karate Kid, he won the money in the first movie from the martial arts tournament, which he used in the second movie to get a ticket, which the old man got him back within the second movie on a bet, and Danial sold his car to open the shop apparently
mr.miyagi is a genius
doc had tested his time machine before, remember the clocks and phone call at the start?