Having to deal with the pain of bombing, then having a gay little elf trash you into smitherines seems like one of the worst things that could happen to someone
@@roketynoramallorca2882 Bill Burr definitely seems in touch with reality, especially for a comic. Tony is just part of the team of comedians who think theyre supposed to treat up and comers like dogs just to "see if they'll last" as if bombing in front of a crowd doesn't suck enough. The guests joking about a bad performance is one thing, but theres so many times where tony will tell people theyre disgusting humans and failures just cause they had a bad set, it doesn't make sense.
its just a way for Tony to set up a joke. No matter what they say tony immediately shuts it down even if its something good. One of the most annoying things about this show imo cuz it gets old fast.
@@throwmeinthesoup3679 He’s talking about writing a joke , which you didn’t, but claim is easy. So it appears you have bad reading comprehension and your lies are self evident. Please don’t sign up for Kill Tony.
If he didn't open with the evolution bit and spoke with a better cadence, he could have gotten a few laughs. His delivery and material in the first 10 seconds sucked the enthusiasm out of the room.
I kinda think it’s unnecessary and not funny most of the time listening to someone belittle someone else who already fucked up. Love the show, but this is the worst part and best part at the same time.
@@billiemack64i think its entertaining but theres definitely a level at which tony takes pleasure in making these people feel pathetic, same with gordon ramsay.
@@billiemack64 if you can't recover from friendly heckling you're not going to make it when someone who actually hates your set starts in. He's doing them a favor
I just started watching KT a week or so ago and I am so perplexed as to why so many of these unfunny and awkward people make a conscious decision to put their name in a hat which creates the possibility of them doing something that they absolutely suck at… in front of a very very large viewership.
Man bombing on this show is just a death sentence. Once the dais decides you're unfunny, you are their joke. You will not be redeemed. They just interview you with questions you couldnt possibly have a joke ready for and if you do, its just "stop making jokes it clearly isnt working." Truly brutal stuff. No one bombs and leaves with their dignity intact. Nor do they get to leave with a desire to ever try stand-up again.
@JohnRapheal7 I feel like that's a learned skill, of course there are people who are just immediately good, but they've probably had years of naturally combating stuff like that in their friend groups, families, whatever
@@creePcute How many bombs from professionals do we have on video? There are a few, but not alot, and certainly not alot early in their career. The mistake of these people is going on kill Tony too early, and with no material
@@hK-hr2eh He seems a bit narcissistic, and as OP said, it's likely due to experiences in his childhood. I enjoy his comedy and his role as the host of the show, but I can't deny that he goes too far with some of the guests who appear on Kill Tony. He tries to destroy every ounce of self-esteem they have for good.
The worst thing you can do as a comedian is ask the crowd general questions. They aren't gonna answer in unison. Either do crowd work or don't ask them anything especially when you're unknown and haven't won them over yet
You know why that has a double meaning on KT? Check that final girl's pants. Check her big ass diaper at 28:38 ... It wasn't that full when she got on stage! lol! And the fact it's leaking on her pants is the reason she's trying to hide her pants from the crowd.
That first guy had 2 decent jokes (at least decent premises). The vestigial tail (the big one) and Gonnorrhea (standing ovation) arent horrible, certainly not one of the worst sets ever on KT. The rest, whatever, but the first guy doesn't (in my opinion) deserve to be on a "Worst of..." list.
@@PodcastClipsUnlimited You don't say, "I'm not in the mood." That's quite possibly the worst thing you can say to the person that gave you a free platform to do your thing.
@@luiscash1 yea you should.. you act like failing is the end. It's literally a learning experience, and it's why he invited Geri back but banned the other guy
Oh my gaaaad okay okay okay, but ummm, oh my gaad I'm so quirky, like, okay, ummm let me tell you alllllll about my anxiety, like, oh my gaad for real. It's like 9/11 allll over again, like, you know? Oh my gaad I totallly get sooo laid, like, it's so quirky, like oh my gaaad.
@@ExtraOrdinaryEarth_ Indeed she does. It seems she can see connections between things to lay the framework for a good joke but it looks like her ability to link those connections and really make them funny is a bit off. That and her nervousness really screwed her here.
His delivery sucked but "he didn't just get clap, he got a standing ovation" is actually pretty funny. And Adam's Eget's comment saying "I thought you were great, I don't want to be on your list" was hilarious and underrated lol
Yeah tony just wanted to hate, the first joke wasnt that bad either but yeah delivery could’ve been way better, but who wouldn’t be nervous on kt, that clip made me dislike tony a little bit
The pouty face the narcissm the gaslighting the man baby childish behavior.. blaimed drugs, then sleep, then tony… the self refelected low self esteem was toxic and adolescent
@@ResurrectingKnowledge then got blacklisted for no reason. Theres the martian dude from the recent episode who constantly comes on, bombs, and never got blacklisted.
1:32 I like how the guy in the back went from being generally unamused, he said “No.”, to not being able to help but break out in a laugh when the guy said “Rawr.”.
For some reason the mindless sheep in the crowd can't decide for themselves whether someone is funny. That first guy wasn't that bad. I've seen much worse
@@nate9221yea I give the first guy a pass. He actually had a goofy vibe but not in a bad way. Idk man something there with him. Potential. The second guy is just painful and made me pause numerous times. “We can fix this” bro shut up and TRY to be funny. God sakes. That’s worthy of a black list. Ffs.
A really common occurrence I’ve found watching stand up which pretty much instantly turns it in to a bombing is cracking jokes at the crowds expense straight away, like Stephanie, “sinners like you” gives people a bad taste in their mouth and they’re less likely to laugh at whatever you have to say. Self deprecating is pretty much the best way to start, admit you’re nothing special then you can progressively get more and more comfortable but sending for the crowd of the bat is always a no no
You realize everyone is a sinner, right? And everyone there is an atheist anyway so how on Earth would it offend anyone? I've heard many comedians actually insult their audience as part of their routine and hers was clearly part of her routine, it couldn't have been more obvious.
@@otallonoI get what you’re saying but even still, it’s about delivery. I wouldn’t be offended by being called a sinner, however doing so in this context creates an instant sense of disparity between the crowd and the comedian. Not that I’m against people roasting the crowd, Ie bill Burr, but his delivery is second to none because he does it from a place of similarity. He doesn’t make himself seem above the people listening and it goes down well. One love anyway ❤️
@@HeathenMetalhead221it's not about the drugs, almost everyone is on drugs. It's the lack of emotional intelligence having to talk about it that made it cringe.
I’m not a comedy connoisseur, but I really didn’t think that first guy’s jokes were that bad. They weren’t the best, but the tailbone one at least made me chuckle a little. The problem is he went up there with absolutely no confidence, but holy shit they ripped into him with some real malice that really felt unjustified.
Not at all they laugh when something is funny these are all new comedians even the pros on the panels have bombed hard like these guys too it’s part of the process
No way Tony doesnt have some kind of pent up rage from his childhood, that he unleashes on the the poor people that slightly bombed. Like there is absolutetly no reason the first guy needed to be black listed.
@@taquitobandito6054so many people on the show have admitted to doing worse and were fine. That's definitely not the problem. He was strange but Tony was really really angry at him.
@@robertg6339agreed, she Def had a couple funny one liners in the 9/11 bit that had promise. She just needs to start working on comedy rather than just going on stage lol.
The "911 joke lady" really needs to figure out that all the stuff she adds for no reason is why people hate her. When she talked, it was a fake annoying voice until she cut it out to talk to Tony or Tim. The way she drags the end of her words like a 90's tini bopper
She was a bloody good sport for the roast afterwards, you can tell she's got a good sense of humour to stand there and cop it for so long. She obviously needed to work on the routine a bit but the jokes are funny, or they would be if the audience was having a bar of them.
"Why have there never been any shootings at a deaf school? There has, but you just never hear about it" could be a good joke if he didnt have such a weird setup
Thats such an old joke lol im 26 and can remember hearing that joke as a little kid by many different people. It was basically a popular "dad" type joke for the longest. He didn't come up with that by any means.
No, she got the 2nd chance because she clearly has the potential to do much better, the only thing failing are the jokes which is the most important part, but she has everything else.
If you ever notice, the people that take Tony’s brutal beatdowns the best are the ones that can laugh at themselves and keep a friendly smile. It combs over so much better on the internet when everyone sees it.
Stephanie bombed fantastically. She was up there for like 5 minutes AFTER bombing and automatically gets to come back. I honestly rather enjoyed that part of this video. She still made me laugh and I imagine she will do better next time.
Last lady had potential. She really just needed to shorten it & not talk so much. But I couldn't imagine how nervous someone would be getting on that stage. It's one thing to bomb infront of 10 drunk people at a bar, it's totally different to be interviewed about bombing in front of a big crowd of mostly focused people.
This makes me want to quit even cracking jokes with my friends
lmfao
😂
😂😂
This makes me want to quit even crack.
Forreal!!!😂😂
“im operating on 8 hours of sleep” is unintentionally his best bit
jermite caught outside of containment
Operating
I thought that was the only funny thing out of the whole video. Someone needs to steal it.
For real it's so funny 😂😂
I would understand if she said 12 or 14 hours of sleep because over sleeping causes bad results too, but 8? The recommended amount of sleep?.
Having to deal with the pain of bombing, then having a gay little elf trash you into smitherines seems like one of the worst things that could happen to someone
LMFAO
A deeply unfunny gay little elf
bill burr was shocked when he was on this show. exactly because of this reason.
@@roketynoramallorca2882 Bill Burr definitely seems in touch with reality, especially for a comic. Tony is just part of the team of comedians who think theyre supposed to treat up and comers like dogs just to "see if they'll last" as if bombing in front of a crowd doesn't suck enough.
The guests joking about a bad performance is one thing, but theres so many times where tony will tell people theyre disgusting humans and failures just cause they had a bad set, it doesn't make sense.
@@awerawer0708yeah he was being unnecessarily harsh
Tony should do a segment where he brings back the blacklisted comedians/comedians that bombed to see if they can have some sort of redemption 😂
Half of them probably killed themselves after this show.
@@connor7x978 Damn. Maybe.
@@connor7x978😭😭😭
@@connor7x978😂😂😂
@@connor7x978 sad truth but you probably right. If not they definitely gave comedy up entirely
This was a humbling experience for me and I wasn't even on stage
Right? I wasn’t going to sign up, but Now , I’m REALLY not going to sign up.
makes you want to practice your 1-minute set😂😂
😂😂😂
You suck by proxy, just by watching this! 😂
@@dryxbeefacts
The amount of people who hear “what’s a redeeming quality about you” and decide that’s a good time to brag about some drugs they did is so weird to me
I think its an attempt to take it somewhere funny but it always gets took off its trajectory immediately by tony 😭
it's the only noteable experience they've had
thats code for "i dont have any redeeming qualities"
its just a way for Tony to set up a joke. No matter what they say tony immediately shuts it down even if its something good. One of the most annoying things about this show imo cuz it gets old fast.
Stuck in HS personaility
Watching this made me realize how much work a comedian goes through to write a joke that doesn’t make them sound like a psycho
What are you talking about this shit is easy!
@@throwmeinthesoup3679
He’s talking about writing a joke , which you didn’t, but claim is easy. So it appears you have bad reading comprehension and your lies are self evident. Please don’t sign up for Kill Tony.
@@icu3869 I wrote this comment to get this type of response. Of course it's hard.
@@icu3869Holy redditor Batman
@@icu3869the only joke in this comment section went over your head, please dont sign up for kill tony 😂
“She calls it the big one” and “he doesn’t have the clap he had a round of applause” we’re pretty good imo, the delivery was just lacking
I agree, the second he didn’t get the applause when he asked how the crowd was doing, he got nervous and screwed up the rest of his set
If he didn't open with the evolution bit and spoke with a better cadence, he could have gotten a few laughs. His delivery and material in the first 10 seconds sucked the enthusiasm out of the room.
I liked those two jokes as well. He wasn't bad
Yeah, lacking in delivery but the joke itself ain’t terrible
@@jessetorres9502am i tripping or did he literally get at least 8 people laughing on both punchlines
Im operating on 8 hours of sleep
8 hour gang
Poor guy
How are you able to comment on UA-cam?!? Be safe bro get some rest
Well I’m on 2 and been up for the other 75 so ha ha ha zzzzzzzzzzz
im gonna start using that
Bro got a full 8 hours and used it as an excuse
Also smoking a blunt and drinking a couple beers 😂
Yeah it tell u what kinda person he is..
5 hours is a good night for me.
@@Mulletmans"tells you what kind of person he is" what are you ret**ded? 😂😂😂
I think he meant he got 8 hours 36 hours ago
This at least got me to lightly blow air through my nose in slight humorous satisfaction
the social humiliation of bombing on kill tony is something genuinely special
You deserve a comment
I kinda think it’s unnecessary and not funny most of the time listening to someone belittle someone else who already fucked up. Love the show, but this is the worst part and best part at the same time.
@@billiemack64i think its entertaining but theres definitely a level at which tony takes pleasure in making these people feel pathetic, same with gordon ramsay.
@@billiemack64 if you can't recover from friendly heckling you're not going to make it when someone who actually hates your set starts in. He's doing them a favor
I just started watching KT a week or so ago and I am so perplexed as to why so many of these unfunny and awkward people make a conscious decision to put their name in a hat which creates the possibility of them doing something that they absolutely suck at… in front of a very very large viewership.
When Stephanie was glitching out for a minute, repeating the same sentences over and over again, it felt like I was getting a glimpse into the Matrix.
Those 5 seconds felt like I lived through 5 centuries before crumbling into dust at the end of her punchline
@@falloutworldrecordi laughed more at this comment than at her entire performance
I think that’s why Tim absolutely loses it
I think it filled me with rage
Or a day with Joe Biden
Second guy sounded like an actual mass shooter manifesto 💀💀
Second guy bud
Tony was in the mood to destroy someone lol. I mean the guy wasn't very good but that was harsh!
Did you mean the second guy? like wtf was that gun violence segment😂😂
I see what the first guy was going for. His delivery was wack, but it could have been funny.
@@ravendeafening192 Yeah my bad, second guy lol!
The “im operating on 8 hours of sleep” could have actually been a semi decent joke had he actually meant it to be a joke.
No literally like that’s a really quotable line too. He really just doesn’t know how jokes work
Fr tho 😂
I thought he was going to redeem himself when he said that, but nope!
Cause the host is a dick
wait.. but the standing ovation joke was hella good. lol
"I bombed because i'm well rested" lmao
Lmao so good
the girl who bombed is so visibly angry her ego was crushed and no one was around to tend to her lmaooo
gotta love it 😂
All unfunny girls just do the valley girl accent and pretend that they're Aubrey Plaza in their head.
Damn dude I can't unsee that now
So accurate 😂😂😂😂
So true lol
theres funny ones?!?!?!
@@koirasdilluminatioy3835 🫵 incel
That chicks redemption bit was so long it had an ad break lmao
Saw this while listening to the ad fmd 🤣💀
So undeserved too. Not funny, not entertaining, horrible delivery. He's only having her come back because she's a slightly above average woman.
@@MrBrad12435 above average??😂😂 .... how low are standards in america?? Maybe i should move and become a model
@@Latvijas_Amēlijapeople like girls with that nerdy weird vibe that she def has, as well as glasses usually make most people go up by 1 or 2 points
@@Latvijas_Amēlijayou're here too, I saw you on that one video with the guy riding the horse with a cape
Man bombing on this show is just a death sentence. Once the dais decides you're unfunny, you are their joke. You will not be redeemed. They just interview you with questions you couldnt possibly have a joke ready for and if you do, its just "stop making jokes it clearly isnt working." Truly brutal stuff. No one bombs and leaves with their dignity intact. Nor do they get to leave with a desire to ever try stand-up again.
If you can't manage to bounce back from failing, then you weren't supposed to do it in the first place. These guys have bombed in their careers, too.
But that's the point... If you can't riff back after you bomb, what are you gonna do when someone in the crowd heckles you or something?
@JohnRapheal7 I feel like that's a learned skill, of course there are people who are just immediately good, but they've probably had years of naturally combating stuff like that in their friend groups, families, whatever
@@creePcute How many bombs from professionals do we have on video? There are a few, but not alot, and certainly not alot early in their career. The mistake of these people is going on kill Tony too early, and with no material
pressure makes diamonds. if that's all it takes to stop you then it goes to show you weren't cut out for the game in the first place.
NOOO BROOO the last girl trying to tell the 9/11 joke at 19:00 might actually be the hardest I have laughed in months 😭😭😭😭
It actually reminds me of Miss Teen South Carolina explaining why U.S.Americans can't find America on a map.
For real I was cackling
@@petebarrow274 brother it reminded me of that exact same thing 😂😂😂 my guy
It feels like tony was the bullied kid at school, and his dream was to grow up and become the bully
Yea he’s a little dweeb
Tbh, like he’s funny but sometimes it a bit much and he has this thing of making ppl feel small for NO reason.
As a spiteful and sometimes unbearable person who was bullied myself, it takes practice to not be like that, not the other way around
yes. he doubles down on unfunny mean bits and often comes off as just a pathetic loser who got fucked with his entire life before becoming famous.
@@hK-hr2eh He seems a bit narcissistic, and as OP said, it's likely due to experiences in his childhood. I enjoy his comedy and his role as the host of the show, but I can't deny that he goes too far with some of the guests who appear on Kill Tony. He tries to destroy every ounce of self-esteem they have for good.
She was so excited to tell her 9/11 joke 😭😭😭
So bad at comedy
“Thank god the second one” was actually genuinely funny she redeemed herself and being so awkward made up for it
her mom didnt see it coming like 9/11
He def wanted to leave some eye candy on stage for a minute that smelled pretty and not poor comic B.O.
@@New_Orleans_Ghost_Hunteryeah no Redban, she wasn’t funny just has a vagina
I liked how Tony actually gave Stephanie some real coaching and pointers, leveled with her, but then also did not hold back on ripping her a bit.
all things considered, I think it was because she was (mostly) self aware. I was happy to see the way that ended
did she come back
Because she's beautiful
This is how men and women are different. IDC that she bombed. I thought it was adorable
I'm saying man! She's lucky she wasn't a dude, cuz he wouldn't have thought twice about quickly showing him the door 😂
“I’m operating on 2 meals, a coffee and 8 hours of sleep, I really didn’t wanna come do this.”
i thought that was hilarious idk why Tony took him so seriously. Seemed like a bit?
Holy actual fuck the second guy tortured me for OVER 60 seconds
I wanted to die after his set.
He had that I'm about to open fire at a random people type of vibe
What tony said is true. That guy is everyone from Seattle
I was like is this going anywhere lol and it did just nowhere no one wanted to be
@@Calm_G”i loove weapon violence”
The worst thing you can do as a comedian is ask the crowd general questions. They aren't gonna answer in unison. Either do crowd work or don't ask them anything especially when you're unknown and haven't won them over yet
"Oh my god, what a humiliation."
"No, this is... good" lmao
she has the funny energy of a standup comedian. just the jokes are badly written. she can improve.
@@roketynoramallorca2882she’s got mad potential you saw what I saw she actually was good I can tell she’s actually funny longhorn stand up
Thanks for putting this together so I could experience second hand embarrassment for nearly 30 minutes straight. I feel like I need to shower now..
You raw dogged it without pausing? I've been trying to watch this without cringing for 2 weeks, i just got to Stephane
“Your minutes not up, that’s just the punchline counter”😂😂
It was a 9/11 joke because it was definitely a moment of silence
😂😂😂
you make her joke sound funny in contrast man
HA
Holy sht this comment is stil being used😂
@@Katsunneno their comment is better than anything the girl said that night
Such a bad 30 seconds, they kept her there for 15 minutes lol
well she is a girl that is not fat
"What can we do to fix this shit" is a segment that needs to stay. Its a genuine part that every rising comic needs
You know why that has a double meaning on KT? Check that final girl's pants. Check her big ass diaper at 28:38 ... It wasn't that full when she got on stage! lol! And the fact it's leaking on her pants is the reason she's trying to hide her pants from the crowd.
That first guy had 2 decent jokes (at least decent premises). The vestigial tail (the big one) and Gonnorrhea (standing ovation) arent horrible, certainly not one of the worst sets ever on KT. The rest, whatever, but the first guy doesn't (in my opinion) deserve to be on a "Worst of..." list.
it’s not just about the jokes it’s about the interview
The tail joke was alright. The gonorrhea joke was wrong. It's from the movie the Rum Diary and it's supposed to be chlamydia
@@PodcastClipsUnlimited You don't say, "I'm not in the mood." That's quite possibly the worst thing you can say to the person that gave you a free platform to do your thing.
Is this his burner account😭😭
✋️roar🤚
The second guy might be a future serial killer. How do you get on a government watch list after only one minute of standup 😅
First 20 seconds lmao
"I'm operating on the recommended amount of sleep"
Ive been drinking beer and smoking weed I'm not prepared for this!
Listen to it again. He said he arrived in Austin 36 hrs ago and had gotten 8 hrs of sleep, implying about 4hrs per night
Whenever I mess something up I'm just going to say I'm sorry, I'm only operating on 8 hours of sleep
The funniest thing he said
I mean I get that that sounds funny and whatever, but I’m not really functional on less than 12 hours sleep so I feel his struggle
Wayne actually managed to get two laughs in but got blacklisted anyway
You know what? I think I’m gonna stick to working in corporate finance lol
Yep. I’ll stick with the finance gig too 😂
You are already a better comedian than these guys
LFG bros
I’ll stick with owning multiple businesses and living in my 6 bedroom country home.
Thank god that I am successful.
@@TonyChurch112 how sad your life has to be to brag about your businesses in yt comments completely unrelated to the subject?
bro that last lady was tripping 😭
total spaz
Who told her she is "funny"?
At least she tried tho...
@@JohnRapheal7should not be trying 😂
@@luiscash1 yea you should.. you act like failing is the end. It's literally a learning experience, and it's why he invited Geri back but banned the other guy
The Stephanie bit at the end was catastrophic 😂 everything about it was just getting worse and worse
I thought she was the best out of the 3, the 911 jokes were hitting for like 15 seconds then she bombed again
Oh my gaaaad okay okay okay, but ummm, oh my gaad I'm so quirky, like, okay, ummm let me tell you alllllll about my anxiety, like, oh my gaad for real. It's like 9/11 allll over again, like, you know? Oh my gaad I totallly get sooo laid, like, it's so quirky, like oh my gaaad.
@@johns1625 Ahhh she wasnt that bad. That was honestly the best post 'bomb' interview I've ever seen. The lady has potential.
@@ExtraOrdinaryEarth_ Indeed she does. It seems she can see connections between things to lay the framework for a good joke but it looks like her ability to link those connections and really make them funny is a bit off. That and her nervousness really screwed her here.
@@sylvanomangano8453there’s a good joke there, deep deep deep beneath a lot of words and clunky build up. But the idea is funny
"i dont have a niece... anymore" fuckin sent me why did no one else laugh at that
😂😂😂😂 me tooo ! I think is peer silencing!
It was pretty clear the second he said it what the punchline was going to be, so I don’t exactly get a sense of subversion
Because he ripped it from Anthony Jeselnik. Otherwise kinda funny
Because it wasn't funny
His delivery sucked but "he didn't just get clap, he got a standing ovation" is actually pretty funny. And Adam's Eget's comment saying "I thought you were great, I don't want to be on your list" was hilarious and underrated lol
Yeah tony just wanted to hate, the first joke wasnt that bad either but yeah delivery could’ve been way better, but who wouldn’t be nervous on kt, that clip made me dislike tony a little bit
It’s not funny bc that joke is older than RedBan
is adam egret, like the bird
@@RaceChapman not true. Look it up
@@wiltedjourneys it’s a reference to his show with norm
Everyone booing about the 8 hours of sleep excuse but it was the funniest part of the set😂😂
It wasn't a joke tho
So damn funny that part. This also popped me 11:25 😂
What makes it funnier is that everyone didn’t realize it was a joke.
I thought calling voodoo ranger the heroin of beer was pretty funny
“Its a 9/11 joke because we will never forget” 😂😂😂
meh
Operating on 8 hours of sleep is WILD💀😂😂😂😂 bro thought they’d understand after he said that
That girl just crucified herself on stage. Jeezizzz.
She was plenty funny, just like the other comics. The crowd is stuck up.
@@ian_silentno, so many of them were excruciatingly hard to listen to.
@@ian_silentshe was not funny at all lmfao
@@ian_silent I agree the crowd was freaking lame man 😂
@@ian_silentyeah she had more potential than the others by far.
I fucking hate when people try and get the crowd to cheer for Texas or some bullshit, almost always a sign they're a shit comedian
Why do you care so much it’s not a big deal
What's wrong with Texas
Way better move then “hello you ugly people”
It's a hack move
@@elperronimoyep cheap way to try to get them on your side early
Honestly Ik they signed up for it but I think Tony still went too hard on the first guy
I agree I mean you have to expect them to be nervous... They're amateurs... But on this show they are fodder for Tony's jokes and punchlines...
Unless you have a disability, then tony will suck you dry.
The pouty face the narcissm the gaslighting the man baby childish behavior.. blaimed drugs, then sleep, then tony… the self refelected low self esteem was toxic and adolescent
Dude got a jokebook and a interview
@@ResurrectingKnowledge then got blacklisted for no reason. Theres the martian dude from the recent episode who constantly comes on, bombs, and never got blacklisted.
1:32 I like how the guy in the back went from being generally unamused, he said “No.”, to not being able to help but break out in a laugh when the guy said “Rawr.”.
And Dmadness was done listening before it even started, went into his happy place cuz of how traumatic that set was😂
I think at least 75% percent of people's success on Kill Tony comes down to whether or not Tony hates your face. Which ... Fair enough.
For some reason the mindless sheep in the crowd can't decide for themselves whether someone is funny. That first guy wasn't that bad. I've seen much worse
@@nate9221i felt so, i wasnt sure about his delivery but immediately after tony started questioning i just saw a man crumble to pieces. Shit felt bad
@@nate9221yea I give the first guy a pass. He actually had a goofy vibe but not in a bad way. Idk man something there with him. Potential. The second guy is just painful and made me pause numerous times. “We can fix this” bro shut up and TRY to be funny. God sakes. That’s worthy of a black list. Ffs.
@@nate9221Meh not really, If anything it feels like the audience are the ones who decide if a comedian is funny or not
@@nate9221yeah it’s coworker humor tho definitely not go on stage and tell these jokes and be brain dead
“I’m on stage looking at no laughter”
- Ari every night
Foreal😂
Fr the dude just isnt that funny
Did you know he is Jewish ?
A really common occurrence I’ve found watching stand up which pretty much instantly turns it in to a bombing is cracking jokes at the crowds expense straight away, like Stephanie, “sinners like you” gives people a bad taste in their mouth and they’re less likely to laugh at whatever you have to say. Self deprecating is pretty much the best way to start, admit you’re nothing special then you can progressively get more and more comfortable but sending for the crowd of the bat is always a no no
Unless you're Don Rickles!
You realize everyone is a sinner, right? And everyone there is an atheist anyway so how on Earth would it offend anyone? I've heard many comedians actually insult their audience as part of their routine and hers was clearly part of her routine, it couldn't have been more obvious.
@@otallonoI get what you’re saying but even still, it’s about delivery. I wouldn’t be offended by being called a sinner, however doing so in this context creates an instant sense of disparity between the crowd and the comedian. Not that I’m against people roasting the crowd, Ie bill Burr, but his delivery is second to none because he does it from a place of similarity. He doesn’t make himself seem above the people listening and it goes down well. One love anyway ❤️
You don't come in like Dave Chappelle and you're really a Kevin Hart
To me, that was the least offensive part of her act
As bad as they bombed, Tony is just as unfunny. His wit sucks and he thinks he's the coolest dude in the room
Goddd I know being a douche is Tony’s thing but he coulda chilled on the first guy at the end like fuck 😭
Was probably more so mad at the fact he decided to come on the show on drugs.
@@HeathenMetalhead221it's not about the drugs, almost everyone is on drugs. It's the lack of emotional intelligence having to talk about it that made it cringe.
I agree. Tony was trippin
The guy admitted to kidnapping and extorting people that got in his cab. He deserves no sympathy.
@@chrishamilton1728 it's comedy
Ari Shaffir looking like Kratos with Tuberculosis
I was thinking anorexic Bert Kreischer
Fuck this is funny
Hahahaha
“I’m up here looking at no laughs”
Ari every night
@@tomhill3287😂😂😂
Last girl had that dog in her. Everything was going wrong but she kept fighting through it to try for a miracle.
Im not a dog
@@idk9637i am a shoe
@idk9637 He didn't say that you were a dog tho...
@@andreking9704its the "in her" part....
Lmao no she didn't, she kept looking for a way out of the interview
I’m not a comedy connoisseur, but I really didn’t think that first guy’s jokes were that bad. They weren’t the best, but the tailbone one at least made me chuckle a little. The problem is he went up there with absolutely no confidence, but holy shit they ripped into him with some real malice that really felt unjustified.
Exactly. That was rough.
Dude admitted to felony kidnapping
As his MOST redeemable feature as a likeable human
Timestamp? I’m running on no sleep….. was it that guy? He said something suspect
@@blackout2430yeah it was him
Didn’t he say he was a taxi driver? I think that was the joke dude
Bad joke tho lmao tone deaf asf
“I thought you were great I don’t want to be on your list” 😂 is so funny.
Tony sounds like how HR managers would if they spoke their mind
He was WAAAY too kind that that girl
The problem with Kill Tony is everyone acts like it’s a “try not to laugh” challenge.
Yeah, it's like the audience is playing "shit on the amateur comedian"
No not really. Laughter is involuntary
I mean you can keep lying if it makes you feel better
Not at all they laugh when something is funny these are all new comedians even the pros on the panels have bombed hard like these guys too it’s part of the process
Can’t laugh when the shit isn’t funny
No way Tony doesnt have some kind of pent up rage from his childhood, that he unleashes on the the poor people that slightly bombed. Like there is absolutetly no reason the first guy needed to be black listed.
It wasn’t funny. But you could tell he actually tried….
Dude he has issues mentally lmao he literally admitted to buying cocaine and doing it before the show like wtf 🤣🤣🤣 he’s lucky nobody called the police
@@taquitobandito6054 never seen a guy on coke act like that I think he was trying to be funny or something
@@taquitobandito6054so many people on the show have admitted to doing worse and were fine. That's definitely not the problem. He was strange but Tony was really really angry at him.
that’s what they signed up for bozo 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Holy fuck that last one was brutal
I actually screamed "shut up"
Stephanie perfomance is exactly what it feels like when you're high and people can't know
Last girl has funniness in her but she talks too much lmao
Yeah maybe it was nervousness but she definitely has something there if she can find it
Just needed to get to the point
She a cutie
She was completely erratic and unfunny. She was just mildly attractive which seems to go a long long way
100% she definitely landed like 1/3 of her jokes. She was just really flustered and forgetting her lines
“I’m operating on 8 hours of sleep and I’m wearing my sisters pants”
Actually funny
he was more funny than tony, that's for sure
Genuinely do not understand why a man would dress that way. It’s so unflattering and emasculating
That last girl really got 15 mins of stage time 😂
Middling attractive female syndrome
I thought she had real potential.
@@robertg6339agreed, she Def had a couple funny one liners in the 9/11 bit that had promise. She just needs to start working on comedy rather than just going on stage lol.
Bombing the interview after bombing the set is crazy, poor Wayne 😂
blaming his poor performance on weed and a couple IPAs is fcking insane.
Don’t forget the Austin petticab fent coke
@@swissertythat’s what I was thinking lol he definitely did some meth and fent with a side of baking soda if he bought blow in Austin that fast
"I'm only on 8 hours of sleep!!!"
@@swissertyhe drives the fetticab
@@infinidominion so he’s just confirming he’s a bum
When the second guy said "...and thats not funny" I actually laughed and thought for a moment we were on the same page
Calling his life a tragic fucking tragedy that shit killed me😂
That’s that poor pity me crap….
@@Portnoy2024nah it isn’t even about that, it’s like he just saw The Joker, and thought “wow let’s use that cool line”
Goodness gracious these are PAINFUL. The Noah's Ark set and jike right after made me want to dive head first into the Grand Canyon.
The second one sounded like he was reading prompts from a Jackbox presentation
😭
That white chick was brutal...they even showed mercy on her all for not
Did you mean "all for naught"
@@Bigredwillol no it's all for not.
@@thedescent666No it’s not lol…
@@DoggoWillinkdo you mean “no it’s naught”?
@@poopfartz6969nau I think he meant aull for knot
I fuckin love how D madness closes his ears when people bomb, he's saying I'm blind but I wish I was deaf💀
I had to pause it already at 0:48
Beat you by a second 0:49
I was too weak 0:47
The "911 joke lady" really needs to figure out that all the stuff she adds for no reason is why people hate her. When she talked, it was a fake annoying voice until she cut it out to talk to Tony or Tim. The way she drags the end of her words like a 90's tini bopper
This is the female comedian starter pack 2024 edition.
It’s called a defense mechanism. She’s scared to be genuine up there and it shows
She was a bloody good sport for the roast afterwards, you can tell she's got a good sense of humour to stand there and cop it for so long. She obviously needed to work on the routine a bit but the jokes are funny, or they would be if the audience was having a bar of them.
Tony is ruthless you can tell he loves humiliating people
He is savage however if you’re good at what you do he’ll go above and beyond to support you
He does it for a living 😀
I get what you're saying and that maybe the case, but the shows bread and butter is humiliation and roasting others.
This show wouldn't be popular if he wasn't that way 🤷🏽😂
Embarrassment and humiliation is a great way to teach someone a lesson
Holy fuck if Meg Griffin was real Stephanie would be her
Most definitely
what makes the first clip so good blind guy in the back plugged his ears🤣
“When you leave we’re gonna read everyone’s name in the audience” really made me laugh 😂
I wonder how much that dude sleeps a day if he thought 8 hours was a little
I think he had been in Austin for 36 hours, and in that time he only spent 8 hours sleeping
@@Dudeguymansiryup normal amount of sleep for 36 hrs lol
It was a joke
@@JC-ji1hp it really doesn't seem like it lol
"Why have there never been any shootings at a deaf school? There has, but you just never hear about it" could be a good joke if he didnt have such a weird setup
If he started with it things MIGHT have gone better. But he’d prob still rambled
It's basically a Jeselnik one liner, but it doesn't work without his sharkish affect
Thats such an old joke lol im 26 and can remember hearing that joke as a little kid by many different people. It was basically a popular "dad" type joke for the longest. He didn't come up with that by any means.
Haha yeah I get it! Because deaf people can't hear!
The room was so silent I thought I'd gone deaf
Bro first guy literally wasnt THAT bad
He definitely was
Just finished watching the last girl and holy shit maybe your right
@@jakef710 yea I came from another video of this but different people and man, the dude in the other video was wayyyy worse lmao
@@NeCoruptionwe’re talking about sai aren’t we? 😭
@@boilermankamajii lmao yes 🤣
Tony keeping that lady on for as long as possible was actually hilarious.
She most definitely got special privilege because she's pretty
Idk her jokes were bad but at least they had some potential to be ok unlike the first and second guy
Absolutely.
Same thought 😂🙄
And that body...but I'm not mad...can't wait to see her in 6 months
No, she got the 2nd chance because she clearly has the potential to do much better, the only thing failing are the jokes which is the most important part, but she has everything else.
Oh god 😂 This has to be the best thing I saw on UA-cam in years , thank you!!
He was gay,,ok he was gay,, it made my mom cry,,like cry alot,,it made my mom cry
Stephanie was a trooper. Or maybe more of a martyr
Kamikaze
Idk it wasn’t that bad, I think people at KT want to rip people apart
@@TubeSquanchher demeanor alone is unfunny
“give me something to like about you” is crazy hard 😂
Me to my boyfriend every day
@@valerieartis6586I know a lot of feminist men who will save you😂😂
What makes it hard is they bomb and Tony uses their jokes against them during the interview 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Just bomb the fuck out of it" absolutely BROKE me hahaahhaha
She sounded like that scene in Borat where he’s telling the joke about his brother and no one gets it
He is explaining and she is just getting nothing out of it. Insane.
If you ever notice, the people that take Tony’s brutal beatdowns the best are the ones that can laugh at themselves and keep a friendly smile. It combs over so much better on the internet when everyone sees it.
With 5% battery life, i was seriously thinking the 3rd lady needs to finish her jokes already!
Stephanie bombed fantastically. She was up there for like 5 minutes AFTER bombing and automatically gets to come back. I honestly rather enjoyed that part of this video. She still made me laugh and I imagine she will do better next time.
She was awful
Are you hoping she reads this or something?
She had the shells of some jokes, I think Tony can see there might be something there if she reworks it.
She does have potential -confident stage presence, takes risks, is attractive, eager to learn and takes criticism really well. I liked her.
@@icu3869 attractive? Low standards
Every time I mess up I’m gonna say “I’m running on 8 hours of sleep.” And ima send this clip to a lot of people to join this reference with me
It's a good line if you need to lowkey find out if someone's paying attention
Tony was really holding back on Stephanie, it felt like she couldve started crying 😂
Last lady had potential. She really just needed to shorten it & not talk so much. But I couldn't imagine how nervous someone would be getting on that stage. It's one thing to bomb infront of 10 drunk people at a bar, it's totally different to be interviewed about bombing in front of a big crowd of mostly focused people.
No she doesn’t, she was terrible lol