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  • Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
  • #killtony #standupchannel #highlights

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  • @gregpoiboy
    @gregpoiboy Місяць тому +410

    “I don’t have time to grind in Omaha” 😂😂😂😂

  • @DackeryDensen
    @DackeryDensen Місяць тому +188

    “I strangled the guy with a chain…”
    “We’ll be right back” - Dr Phil

  • @projectnewtype6879
    @projectnewtype6879 Місяць тому +212

    I’ve seen some wild shit in my time but dude swallowing a kidney stone is definitely top 3 mind bending moments holy fuck

    • @rickylopez2011
      @rickylopez2011 Місяць тому +8

      It's 1am and I just yelled in disgust and laughed so hard

    • @GlRTHBR00KS
      @GlRTHBR00KS Місяць тому +10

      Which is exactly why he did it. Luis isn’t funny, so he had to force a laugh via shock humor

    • @Charlesgerb
      @Charlesgerb Місяць тому

      I think that was my first legit jaw drop moment what the fuck!

    • @TifffanyTaylor
      @TifffanyTaylor 13 днів тому +1

      The first kidney stone to exit one man, & enter a different man. What an accomplishment

    • @mesowinss
      @mesowinss 12 днів тому

      ​@@rickylopez2011😮😅

  • @poke_hoard422
    @poke_hoard422 Місяць тому +112

    That PURPLE BACON shit got me dead

  • @Igoreshkin
    @Igoreshkin Місяць тому +82

    1st guy was hilarious XD

    • @wizcorn9958
      @wizcorn9958 Місяць тому +6

      Hey, I was just wondering if you still think the first guy was hilarious?

    • @Igoreshkin
      @Igoreshkin Місяць тому +14

      @@wizcorn9958 Rewatched twice and I confident that 1st guy was hilarious XD

    • @weepo2651
      @weepo2651 12 днів тому

      @@wizcorn9958yeah that dude was the best of the video he killed more than the regular

  • @TigerHood69
    @TigerHood69 2 місяці тому +72

    the lords work. Highlights: unlocking all the islands for visa citizenship and dude drinking a kidney stone. Glad to see the show it back in its OG format and not in arenas with crowds who aren’t fully immersed

    • @ElyciusM
      @ElyciusM Місяць тому +1

      Yeah, comedy clubs are definitely the best format for the show.

  • @MBforme5677
    @MBforme5677 Місяць тому +97

    He did not just eat the kidney stone 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dianaduarterdd
    @dianaduarterdd Місяць тому +23

    That dude swallowing the kidney stone is going to haunt me forever 💀

    • @carsonbravo6326
      @carsonbravo6326 24 дні тому +1

      Right im two minutes into the next set just looking for comments about that 🤢

  • @usherhubb
    @usherhubb Місяць тому +102

    HE DID NOT just pop that kidney stone like a perc

    • @SockMonkeyPal7
      @SockMonkeyPal7 Місяць тому

      You’re edgy and cool.
      What are Percs?

    • @usherhubb
      @usherhubb Місяць тому +12

      @@SockMonkeyPal7 Multi-Vitamins, hope this helps!

    • @MikePlacer
      @MikePlacer Місяць тому

      Instant kidney stone

    • @Wilderbliss17
      @Wilderbliss17 24 дні тому +1

      @@SockMonkeyPal7aw.. does someone need a hug? 🤗

  • @bonesandknives
    @bonesandknives Місяць тому +103

    “they BOTH have cancer??”

    • @vinny2555332
      @vinny2555332 18 днів тому

      Your comment is useless just like mine

  • @G-USA
    @G-USA Місяць тому +32

    There is nobody better to swallow a kidney stone next to than the germaphobe Sal Vulcano lmao

  • @thejankest4541
    @thejankest4541 Місяць тому +43

    Wow finally someone named Ari who’s funny.

    • @powermansd
      @powermansd Місяць тому +3

      the amazing racist was hilarious when i was young but i agree

  • @aaronshardlow1234
    @aaronshardlow1234 Місяць тому +12

    “Send the planes Pete” bro has no fear of being cancelled

  • @TrulyNowhereMan
    @TrulyNowhereMan 2 місяці тому +108

    Jack Shaw and Drew Nickens are insane additions to the KT pokedex.

    • @gerardoneiragonzalez2824
      @gerardoneiragonzalez2824 Місяць тому +1

      Casey rocket>

    • @Peterward.arborist
      @Peterward.arborist Місяць тому +4

      KT Pokédex 😂

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter Місяць тому

      So insane they made William Montgomery think his job was gone lol

    • @em0p0ny
      @em0p0ny Місяць тому

      Disagree​ with yah but respect the opinion@@gerardoneiragonzalez2824

    • @caseyryan4002
      @caseyryan4002 Місяць тому +4

      Drew Nickens hasn't made me laugh even once. I don't get the hype

  • @Mario-xx7jn
    @Mario-xx7jn Місяць тому +41

    The fact that I’ve gotten active during a fault in our stars made me laugh pretty hard

    • @Sacksalot
      @Sacksalot Місяць тому +6

      You’re weird

    • @dhdixjrnedndjd9672
      @dhdixjrnedndjd9672 Місяць тому +1

      @@Sacksalotshut up

    • @Sacksalot
      @Sacksalot Місяць тому

      @@dhdixjrnedndjd9672 go feel up a girl during schindlers list and leave me alone

    • @teodoronova2548
      @teodoronova2548 27 днів тому +3

      W mans

    • @Mario-xx7jn
      @Mario-xx7jn 27 днів тому

      @@teodoronova2548 thank you

  • @Hoodie_Tello202
    @Hoodie_Tello202 Місяць тому +11

    Purple bacon is the craziest shit I’ve heard. Hilarious!!!!!

  • @ZoTrAcK
    @ZoTrAcK Місяць тому +22

    A very funny part that is missing here is when William told he had a friend named Jamone and I think Luis J. said, "wait, you have a friend named with the sound that Michael Jackson does?"

  • @theamazingoutlaw
    @theamazingoutlaw 2 місяці тому +53

    purple bacon 😂

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 22 дні тому +3

    I love Luis so fucking much dude 😂😂 he was so quiet this whole episode and then ate a fucking kidney stone

  • @nbaez
    @nbaez Місяць тому +5

    Drew sounds exactly like buddy from step brothers lolol

  • @kurtiswoods1663
    @kurtiswoods1663 Місяць тому +10

    Louis C Qeusadilla holy fuckin shit you're often too good Tony.

  • @DackeryDensen
    @DackeryDensen Місяць тому +16

    Antonia guy goated! 😂

  • @shakashakur4233
    @shakashakur4233 Місяць тому +3

    Eating someone else’s kidney stone is the wildest shit😂

  • @mehmustache
    @mehmustache 18 днів тому +1

    "We have a castel and we have MEEEEEEE""" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @highlyelevated7474
    @highlyelevated7474 Місяць тому +5

    That stone swallow tho 😂😂

  • @Cx_Howlett
    @Cx_Howlett Місяць тому +3

    “Adrian I did it”

  • @angelordonez2959
    @angelordonez2959 Місяць тому +4

    "were winning the race"

  • @mrsuprman11
    @mrsuprman11 Місяць тому +7

    “Aioli was on everything…I don’t fk with aioli at all” 😂😂😂😂 23:48

  • @ChuckBerry-em8iu
    @ChuckBerry-em8iu Місяць тому +3

    The answer to “I don’t know If he’s Gay or Puerto Rican” is quite often yes.

  • @josefk-g5u
    @josefk-g5u 2 дні тому

    I saw the first guy in Helsinki back in 2019. He absolutely killed. He’s brilliant!

  • @CKBeets
    @CKBeets 19 днів тому +2

    Bruuuuuh I can’t even continue on after the kidney stone

  • @YeOleBaz
    @YeOleBaz 15 днів тому +1

    I dont think even Steve-O would have downd that kidney stone holy shit.

  • @chrislince5720
    @chrislince5720 18 днів тому +1

    Bro ate a kidney stone 😱

  • @_Sorceressb
    @_Sorceressb 4 дні тому +2

    I think Tony lost his mind just a little bit @ 12:30 😂😂

    • @nicelikejesus
      @nicelikejesus 4 дні тому

      Shit had to said. Tried of hearing that fkn story.

  • @JrChB5to
    @JrChB5to Місяць тому +5

    Adrian (rocky voice) 😂😂

  • @8BitNaptime
    @8BitNaptime 5 днів тому

    I like how Jack Shaw is a mix of Rick Glassman and Bobcat Goldthwait

  • @cjsdizzy
    @cjsdizzy Місяць тому +4

    Bruh i got work in like 4 hours but im up cacklin

  • @dcbqb19
    @dcbqb19 Місяць тому +4

    I always wondered where Triumph was from until I heard the guy from Estonia 😂

  • @Charlesbernard1933
    @Charlesbernard1933 Місяць тому +1

    Must have the only mountain of blow back stage. Everyone is wired lol luv it.

  • @tyranisaurus4288
    @tyranisaurus4288 Місяць тому +6

    I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR THESE VIDEOS YOU’RE AWESOME!!

  • @KeyboardWarrior0511
    @KeyboardWarrior0511 12 днів тому

    Dude this episode is crazy good holy shit😂

  • @TheAxeman225
    @TheAxeman225 2 дні тому

    The Eileen, Irene, Coñsuelo joke has potential.

  • @NoPityForYouCoward
    @NoPityForYouCoward Місяць тому +2

    I feel like i dropped acid

  • @smokeyyy313
    @smokeyyy313 Місяць тому +3

    Nah louis is sick

  • @Tata83102
    @Tata83102 17 днів тому

    Literally fighting gagging while at work.

  • @vintagesavvy105
    @vintagesavvy105 21 день тому

    The way I’m never drinking an energy drink ever again after this

  • @Juliano_DJOL
    @Juliano_DJOL Місяць тому +1

    When he ate the stone tho 🤯😮😂

  • @dashp8902
    @dashp8902 7 днів тому

    Purple bacon . My new favorite phrase

  • @PaNDaSNiP3R
    @PaNDaSNiP3R Місяць тому +3

    Ari is a beast

  • @Lucy_0neL0ve
    @Lucy_0neL0ve 7 днів тому

    Sal just died 😂😂😂

  • @redman8889
    @redman8889 3 дні тому

    DEERRRR!!!!, Adrienne I did it!!!

  • @ScubaSmalls95
    @ScubaSmalls95 6 днів тому +1

    Wtf homie just ate a kidney stone hope 🤢🤢

  • @ItisWhatitis722
    @ItisWhatitis722 7 днів тому

    Jetski is hilarious!

  • @evanmankrum
    @evanmankrum Місяць тому +1

    thank you for making these

  • @oscarmeza113
    @oscarmeza113 Місяць тому +3

    Purple bacon 🤣🤣🤣

  • @hollatafool
    @hollatafool Місяць тому +1

    Thank you for not letting Mars talk

  • @johnnymoore3649
    @johnnymoore3649 22 дні тому

    Send the planes Pete!!!😂

  • @nathanielbalangitao1367
    @nathanielbalangitao1367 Місяць тому +3

    Who uses rape as a opening joke first time on😂💀

  • @destroyer9817
    @destroyer9817 4 дні тому

    I had no idea that was Sal until he spoke about Jesus

  • @Based_Sir887
    @Based_Sir887 Місяць тому +1

    Dude Ari is fuckin hilarious

  • @snorrerathje4851
    @snorrerathje4851 Місяць тому +1

    hahah Ari has some Charisma ❤

  • @sahilkambhampaty1886
    @sahilkambhampaty1886 25 днів тому

    I love the way Kam says what the fuck

  • @theyoutubeofmyname
    @theyoutubeofmyname Місяць тому +1

    23:48 aioli was on everything 😂

  • @paramedicrnsimoncapote2630
    @paramedicrnsimoncapote2630 21 день тому

    Estonia is so small the last one to go to sleep turns off the lights!

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 22 дні тому

    Jack was so awesome

  • @chickenlittle5455
    @chickenlittle5455 Місяць тому

    Still makes me gag, laugh and cry when Luis eats that dudes kidney stone, I’ve seen this episode many times and it still shocks me when I see him do that shit ☠️

  • @spensbat
    @spensbat Місяць тому +4

    Drew’s appearance had me turning down my volume and skipping forward, I’m confused by the signing.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter Місяць тому +1

      He gets the crowd hyped, he’s good for preparing the crowd for actual comedians. He’s not that funny but he’s a fun guy and can shift the energy in the room. Tony is like belechik when it comes to his strategizing

    • @J3ONE5
      @J3ONE5 Місяць тому +2

      Him and Casey Rocket are the worst. I'll skip every time.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter Місяць тому

      @@J3ONE5 i like Casey even though he’s not hitting all the time his style is so unique and unpredictable that just watching him to see if he kills or not is funny. But I ca totally see how someone doesn’t like him lol

  • @SilentRio
    @SilentRio Місяць тому +1

    Dayum was Rocky that amazing they cut his whole gig?! 😬

  • @CKBeets
    @CKBeets 19 днів тому

    Bro that movie shit though real af

  • @TheRealManicMechanic
    @TheRealManicMechanic Місяць тому +1

    I wanna be on this so bad lol

  • @angelordonez2959
    @angelordonez2959 Місяць тому +1

    Jack Shaw... is there any more of him?

  • @Marco-qy5fj
    @Marco-qy5fj 25 днів тому

    The Pete wrote was crazy

  • @Daytona5158XboxGamertag
    @Daytona5158XboxGamertag 15 днів тому

    Eat my kidney stones 😂😂😂

  • @not1personknowsy
    @not1personknowsy Місяць тому

    Todd Royce is just David Cross in a costume

  • @feYslYa
    @feYslYa Місяць тому

    great episode, ty

  • @degagere
    @degagere Місяць тому +1

    Great épisode....

  • @stuckkk
    @stuckkk 9 днів тому

    Jack Shaw, wow

  • @Charles36.
    @Charles36. Місяць тому +1

    There are multiple states that are bigger than his country

  • @jessemasters1446
    @jessemasters1446 Місяць тому

    OMG THE STONE

  • @despizedicon
    @despizedicon Місяць тому

    Mars MarShon, you really don't need to sign up for KT anymore.

  • @chevyastleford515
    @chevyastleford515 23 дні тому

    Thats how I say snickers🤷‍♂️

  • @iix23
    @iix23 Місяць тому +6

    Fun edit. Can't go wrong with no Hans Kim.
    Jim Montgomery is getting worst. I see a "Trap door" in his future.

    • @Southforthewinter
      @Southforthewinter Місяць тому +2

      Jim lmao is William. Maybe he’s getting so boring ppl forgetting his name

    • @iix23
      @iix23 Місяць тому

      @@Southforthewinter Ha ha ha. Jim Montgomery is the coach for the Boston Bruin hockey team and equally not funny but,, a great coach.

  • @GrapeStation
    @GrapeStation Місяць тому +3

    💜🥓

  • @jameshood4276
    @jameshood4276 23 дні тому

    Ari might be the funniest person in the world. Can you imagine being funny in a language you don't know that well?

  • @romanrodriguez1517
    @romanrodriguez1517 Місяць тому

    This is funny 😆

  • @stairwaytotevin
    @stairwaytotevin Місяць тому

    Is Tony aware he has the same guy on the panel twice

  • @tamemethememe
    @tamemethememe Місяць тому

    8:39 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson

  • @SATXrattlesnake
    @SATXrattlesnake Місяць тому +4

    The girl with white long sleeves in the back is so pretty

  • @jakethesnakemanpatterson748
    @jakethesnakemanpatterson748 Місяць тому +1

    Is that Sal Vulcano?

    • @martianlights
      @martianlights Місяць тому +7

      No that's Prince Herb

    • @wizcorn9958
      @wizcorn9958 Місяць тому

      It looks like him but it’s actually Mike Oxlong.

  • @Marco-qy5fj
    @Marco-qy5fj 25 днів тому

    Did he just eat another man kidney stone ☹️

  • @Senseislaughterhouse
    @Senseislaughterhouse Місяць тому

    Video could use a few more pixels

  • @BrenZZBaBiiWhoElse
    @BrenZZBaBiiWhoElse Місяць тому

    NEW YORKERS WE RIDE FOR PETE DAVIDSON AT DAWN 😂😂 12: 28

  • @esburn7895
    @esburn7895 Місяць тому

    his delivery seems off when he’s not using the cigar smoking rotweiler puppet.

  • @spacerreactions101
    @spacerreactions101 25 днів тому

    First guy is hilarious. What’s his name? Lmfao

  • @FaxMachinee
    @FaxMachinee 2 місяці тому +6

    No views in 57 seconds? That’s tough

  • @3a.m.dreaming
    @3a.m.dreaming Місяць тому +1

    I didn't know Triumph the Insult Comic Dog was from Estonia.

  • @adamsdailydriveway
    @adamsdailydriveway Місяць тому +3

    Nikkens is annoying, not sure what’s funny..

  • @HartAttack95
    @HartAttack95 17 днів тому

    For the record, Judaism is not an ethnicity. It's a religion

  • @NevaUndaPressure
    @NevaUndaPressure Місяць тому

    12:53 - 12:56 🤭🤣

  • @robbywooster
    @robbywooster Місяць тому

    Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂