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And you David what a failure you were roasting her non-stop dude. May have been funny if she was actually putting up a fight has anyone told you punching downwards makes you look like a piece of s*** because it does
She could’ve said much much worse about David and the rest of the panel. She was being nice and looking to say something funny and non-malicious. If she wanted to she could’ve called him fat back and she didn’t once. If it were me I would’ve started disrespectfully insulting them with no preference to humor - and then if mr fat guy wanted to fight over it he’d have lost since he’s a lazy fat guy who can’t keep up with 70% of men in society at fighting, working, running, climbing etc. Every joke he told I pictured him as the ass of it, how you gonna call someone fat when you’re literally fat as hell? She walked away fat and nicer than she should’ve been, he walked away fat and ugly to the core.
Of course, that's why people become comedians most of the time, just about all of them have a dark past, be it bullying, insecurities, an alcoholic father who hit them, and this is the way they deal with it, by putting other people down, and calling it comedy. Not all comedy but most of it
@@stevejonesll1399In a sense of the start of gaining a shameless sense of humor to witty rebuttals i believe this for sure it’s facts that Adversary builds character. Your born crying and learn how to laugh.
I couldn't help but watch this and feel really bad for her she wasn't putting up a fight and they just kept on and on reminds me of the way people would treat you in middle school until you killed yourself. Disgusting
I respect ANYONE who has the guts to get up on stage. Bombing or not. That being said, hey lady, you tried. That’s all that matters. ALSO that being said... you earned that roast 🤣
@@YeahBass3k No she didnt she walked off stage and didnt fire any roast back. Shes not built for comedy. Comedians laugh flaws and use them for more material
@@marcellc6833 she was obviously nervous...I'm kind of confused on what's going on tbh.. is she coming on stage to perform her act?? Or to be roasted by Kill Tony crew??I feel like she may have had a plan of jokes to say... but they just started roasting her on and on..people are saying she bombed..bombed what?? Her act??? We didn't see it because the whole room was bagging on her..
@@MyTardisGoWhoosh Watch an episode or two and come back to this comment it will make alot more sense. Shes not built to hang with comics, this is quite literally how they get along.
I’ve obviously never been on Kill Tony, but bombing at an open mic sucks. I’d rather all four of my grandparent’s ghosts watch me masturbate to Hentai than go up in front of these guys.
@@mattmarzula you can’t respect someone that probably has never been on stage to try to stand with people that do this for living? Yeah it’s a choice but still being on that stage deserves some respect.
@@mattmarzula I mean bruv, she failed. Failure never looks good. But a fear of failure will never allow one to succeed. I respect that she risked failure by trying.
It wasn’t that funny it actually wasn’t funny at all. Could you explain in depth what about it was so funny for you so I have more of an understanding ?
@@WeeklyShort it’s in good fun, you’re allowed to insult someone on a standup stage regardless, she could’ve said proportionally insulting things but she didn’t, she just kept taking the insults and that is her fault
Nah betty white would destroy those two, she has power she never showed anyone in life. Now that she's shed her mortal form ali and tyson would be fucked with her limitless power
When you said her boyfriend is a skinny black dude with a security job, I started crying. My sister-in-law is a big ole white girl with a skinny black dude that's a security guard. I'm fucking dead 🤣His name is EJ though. Lmao.
@@corteztheinfinite9440 clearly you have no concept of reality. The show is literally known for messed up, dark humor. It’s been around for over a decade and she clearly has watched the show before. If it wasn’t a joke, the crowd wouldn’t be laughing 😭 obviously there’s a limit to what’s too far but the rules literally are that if you bomb on stage, you get roasted.
Whenever someone starts with “I have a roast for you”, you know it’s gonna be awful. This is why you need honest friends. She has too many homegirls that are also big and unfunny telling her “omg girl you’re HILARIOUS.” And her co-workers are architects, so they should have warned her it was unsafe to get on that stage with David Lucas.
Her biggest mistake wasn't being unprepared, or bombing. Her mistake was trying to single out a comedian specifically with a joke after her minute. He took it as an attack and bit back, then the others smelled the blood in the water.
I think if she had tried any actual material at all they would have roasted her but given her the props she deserved, but she didn’t try anything with a punchline. She went back five times and talked about seeing a line of drugs.
She may or may not realize it yet but she learned a valuable lesson that day. As a comic, you HAVE to bomb and know how it feels and you will bomb many times to perfect your skills. If you quit during these times, you were never meant to be a comic in the first place and thats ok. Plenty of other things out there for everyone lol
Tiffany Haddish had to learn that lesson, she bombed heavily and everyone made fun of her, and instead of hiding from it, she immediately talked about it during her special and made it part of her set.
@@joshiesworld77 oh im sure. I have heard so many comedians talk about bombing hard to perfect their bits leading up to their specials (if they get one) need to have nerves made of steel to do what they do lol respect to all of them
@@loafofbread7413 "cynical" is out of place as a descriptor in the context...it makes no sense, that's why I was asking if they meant something else. It's also possible that I am wrong, and haven't had enough coffee.
@@hegemonycricket2182 yeah I understand you now, I totally see how maniacal fits. I also see how cynical can fit as a descriptor. But I dont think a laugh in itself can be cynical, rather cynicism can lead to maniacal laughter.
I love how my boy William just sits there! He's too kind hearted to actually hurt somebody's feelings. Now telling a stupid bitch in the front row to start singing along, now that's different 😂😂😂😂😂
She took it quite well for a long time. I didn't think she got that mad OR stormed off. She just realised they weren't gonna stop and decided to end it herself. I know a lot of women who would of actually flipped out straight away in her position. Comedy doesn't come easy to everyone.
Yea she got bigger balls most of us for going up there. She didn’t freak out, yell, throw the mic or anything. she just calmly walked away. Sometimes that’s the best thing to do. She’s fired all her ammo already, what else would she do? Everyone loses from time to time, the difference is how people handle these losses. No shame in walking away from a fight you can’t win, and it’s good to be self aware enough to admit that.
david lucas the 8th grader who thinks “haha fat” is comedy gold when you could use his blood as sweetener and he’s a few years from diabetes taking his legs
@@AF-ib3nl and you are the authority on all people creative? The arrogance in your statement is worrying. You have also heard of him, evidenced by the fact you’re commenting on his lack of creativity. Are you mentally stable? 😂
@@lc-ii9ii haaaa yes she did, and he cut her up. He's a comedian it's what he is meant to do. Don't get all butthurt cause you're fat too, fattys need a lil reality check when they get ahead of themselves, plus it's hilarious!
Oh I am leery anytime any other woman says I am nice 😂😂😂 my Sons Girlfriend said it so many times to me whilst not paying the power bills we all threw money at her to pay! I was so freaking mad cause i am my Sons mom and i gave her everything she freaking asked for but she was fake nice and still had her own mother living there.😮 i knew i should have never lived there but i wanted to heal My relationship with me Son. That ship was pirated i jumped off😂😂😂
Y’all saved that poor woman’s life. Now she hopefully won’t be in a club 10 years from, getting paid the same amount as when she started with that same bad jokes. Wondering why she didn’t just stay an engineer like her old boyfriend Darryl the security guard said. Saved that woman from a like of comedic disappointment lol, salute to David and Tony
She literally signed up for this. Everyone knows if your minute isn’t good they have to roast u to keep the show entertaining. That’s the only way they can continue letting us no names sign up for the show.
At the 4 minute mark it felt like I’ve been watching for an eternity. It’s hard to watch because it’s relatable. This is what would happen if anyone in this comments section tried going up there.
@@Bald_and_Brown Most top comedians had a shitty childhood. If they didn't get abandoned they were molested or had a period of drug use... It's the minority that had nice stable childhoods.
I grew up with three older brothers and I can tell you right now. SHE DIDNT. You learn what to say and what you say can hurt you. She gave them pure ammo. She seems like and innocent woman and I can tell she forgot all concepts of what she knew comedy to be and just took that as men attacking her.
Two older brothers here, can absolutely confirm she was giving them ALLLLLL the right info to light her ass up!😫😫😫 she kept feedin the fire!! I’m crying bruh
I literally said out loud to my TV "this is a girl with no brothers" bc the shots they were taking were so easy and got worse when she reacted. I hate that it's true but it is. She seemed cool but will need therapy lol.
That was brutal. This show is the deep end of the pool for any deeply experienced comedian. They all get shy and clam up or bomb when they are on the panel with much, much less pressure. She seriously misjudged her own skill and paid the price. Please do your research, folks.
@@MusicAddict9228 Not all comedy shows, actually MOST comedy shows do not “roast” or “heckle”. The primary objective for standup is to entertain a crowd. There are plenty more comedians who are far more successful in standup as well as other realms of comedy such as acting etc who don’t use “roasting” as a primary means of content. This was a ruthless 5v1 and she was honestly very nice to them compared to how I would’ve responded. She sought comedic value in her insults which is the only reason she had nothing to say/come up with. If she really wanted to, she could’ve just non-humorously disrespectfully roasted everyone on the stage and started throwing insults and talking over them. That’s what I would’ve done. I’d have made David address his own foopa flaps and jigglyness as he hits his out of style box mod vape. There was actually plenty to plainly insult about the crew. She was only trying to be funny and keep things lighthearted. I guarantee you’re exactly the unfunny-piece-of-crap type of judgmental ignorant person who came straight to the comments to defend your enjoyment knowing damn well you’re wrong. Get a life and learn actual comedic values.
Where’s your video on kill tony, don’t be jealous. I wouldn’t do it and she did quit trying to be a jerk, it might be something that comes with age because I wish I could take back some of the crazy stuff I said and did in school before I got mature enough to realize
She literally committed Comedian suicide going up there for only her 10th time!?! Bruh....I would say she's brave...but there's a fine line between being "brave" and just being ignorant of your audience, and not being prepared for the panel you actually going up in front of. Joke is?!?! She said she PLANNED something to "burn" David.......so again....I can't even say she's ignorant of the moment. She's a roast layup line for any panel to take turns on. You would think she should have the best fat joke rebuttals in the pocket considering she's expecting to get roasted on her most obvious physical appearance. Unprepared is an understatement. smfh
If you're even mentioning how many times you've done it you are telling everyone that you yourself aren't ready, whether she's consciously aware or ready to admit it that is her giving herself an out because deep down inside she knows she is not prepared...
man i saw this on the full podcast and i felt so bad dude hahahaha she was not prepared for the absolute savagery that was unleashed upon her. she did start roasting before her interview even started though, so she kinda asked for it lmfao
no one deserves to be ganged up and bullied like that,, that was weak on behalf of the hosts,., really pathetic behaviour,, hope u never get treated like that in your lifetime.
@@strictlysega This is what they do to test you. She didn't come prepared to handle a thsi situation. Im sure even famous comics went through this shit at first and learn from it.
@@reyrey4005 Not sure how that went over Stricklysegas head but you sum that situation up nicely, Comedy is 50/50 if you not/or can't be funny at first be Interesting then the funny will along bc you are just being yourself not sounding like you purse snatched a story from someone else.
The worst part of this train wreck was somehow when dude called her the female chris farley.. that would imply she was insanely funny. Dude clearly doesnt know any chris farley stuff
The drummer killed it between “you look like you ate Mr Rodger’s neighborhood” and “I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” 😂😂😂man he should be on the panel lol
I felt bad for that girl, in my opinion 3 or 5 fat jokes is enough. They fat shamed her the intire post. I wouldn't be surprised if she cried when she was alone, she did good taking the jokes but that had to hurt her feeling.
She definitely didn't get the "sleeps on both sides of the bed" part... she was like "starfish! Haha". It don't matter what position you in, lady! You take up the whole damn bed!
She was only being humiliated and if she stayed any longer it would be an insult to her intelligence. She already got nothing from it and took the roasting I respect her for walking off, the same jokes over and over even William read the room.
You don't pride the weak elephant seal bulls for backing down when they get hurt, just so they can live to watch all the females get banged by the one big guy. You pride the ones that died fighting
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Charcuterie board had me laffin’!
Do you ever do Johnson City TN, or Knoxville, or Lexington KY? Anywhere close to those places?
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And you David what a failure you were roasting her non-stop dude. May have been funny if she was actually putting up a fight has anyone told you punching downwards makes you look like a piece of s*** because it does
That was brutal lol. At least she tried. After that “I have a burn for you” I knew it was over for her hahaha.
She could’ve said much much worse about David and the rest of the panel.
She was being nice and looking to say something funny and non-malicious.
If she wanted to she could’ve called him fat back and she didn’t once. If it were me I would’ve started disrespectfully insulting them with no preference to humor - and then if mr fat guy wanted to fight over it he’d have lost since he’s a lazy fat guy who can’t keep up with 70% of men in society at fighting, working, running, climbing etc.
Every joke he told I pictured him as the ass of it, how you gonna call someone fat when you’re literally fat as hell?
She walked away fat and nicer than she should’ve been, he walked away fat and ugly to the core.
It wasn’t the title of the video that gave it away?
@@joshk528🤓
The worst part is the fact that she thought of that at some point prior to showing up here with the thought in mind that it was gonna rip.
It was such a crazy burn too! How did she get away with that!?
who ever encouraged her to do this is a horrible friend
Her other fat friend
Not because she's fat and being roasted. More so because her friends haven't told her she's not funny or witty, nor emotionally ready to be a comic.
Amen!
I skipped her whole performance it tanked that bad
😂💀
In life you realize, It’s not the actual roasting that hurts. Its the people who laugh like David Lucas that create the pain. Lmao
This
For real
He laughs like that all the time.
@@lechevaliersavage2416 he meant… the unrelenting laughter that’s right in your face and you cant ignore it cus it’s so obvious
Oh damn, now that I think about it, you're spot on.
@@ProfessionalRageBaiter this was a much better description. Thank you sir! Lol
"Spit roast me" was the funniest thing she said the whole time
it was cringey
Women making sex jokes. So unique so empowered.
Only a dumbass would think that was funny.
@@sirhc8927"So unique so empowered" tf 😂
@@sirhc8927 Honestly, they think that by being vulgar they are being so funny ugh.
It’s only awkward because she doesn’t have that comedian confidence to fire back she takes it all so literal 😂
She didnt have any JOKES.
@@michaelfowler5760 yea that would help to for sure 😂
Starfish!
Nah, she took all the fat jokes PERSONAL.
Women
"I could see you hiking to a quarterback"...that was the comedy gold of the night.🤣
👍🏾💯💯💯😅😅😅
K gold likes
I fell out my chair, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude no one has killed as consistently as Joel has since they moved to Austin
That was when I lost my shit tbh
saying "i have a burn for you" to the most infamous roaster thats on regularly is a ticket to 12 hr bbq session
😂😂😂
But she would probably love a 12 hour bbq session?
well, first of all, he is a great roaster......but dont you dare call him the most infamous roaster. Damn, I have seen roasters that would destroy him
@@williamsmith5476 on the show dumbass..
@@williamsmith5476true but in kt he is
That Shallow Hal and “taste testing” joke were violations. 😂😂
Jack black , is gonna go scoop her up after the show
Shallow Hal had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
The “taste testing” joke was TERRIBLE timing from a comedian who should know what timing is.
@@Shmancyfancy536 oh shut up lmao
@@youdonegoofed You’re a moth late, your timing is also awful.
To be fair, David Lucas just said everything that he says to himself in the mirror every morning
100% the weight test elevator was a contradiction on his behalf.
Of course, that's why people become comedians most of the time, just about all of them have a dark past, be it bullying, insecurities, an alcoholic father who hit them, and this is the way they deal with it, by putting other people down, and calling it comedy. Not all comedy but most of it
@@stevejonesll1399 100%
@@philippebien5429more like 300% in his case
@@stevejonesll1399In a sense of the start of gaining a shameless sense of humor to witty rebuttals i believe this for sure it’s facts that Adversary builds character. Your born crying and learn how to laugh.
That poor girl should not have been there…It’s like she put on a motorcycle helmet and thought she was an astronaut🖖👽
I couldn't help but watch this and feel really bad for her she wasn't putting up a fight and they just kept on and on reminds me of the way people would treat you in middle school until you killed yourself. Disgusting
You win the comment of the day sir
😅😅😅
@@danebeee1 then it has to be the only comment you've read for that day.
Lol what a great analogy
I respect ANYONE who has the guts to get up on stage. Bombing or not. That being said, hey lady, you tried. That’s all that matters. ALSO that being said... you earned that roast 🤣
Gotta lean into that shit 😂
But it was funny when she rehearsed the bits with her kids (of whom she pays large allowances)
Pot roast**** I fell out my fuckin chair at work n I said I got a cramp
oh she got guts alright
@@choppypony nah she probably made them intestine tacos by now.
That walk off was probably the only one I've seen where I was thinking " yeaaaa, that's definitely the right call"
should’ve left much earlier
Too bad Lucas didn't have that sense when he was getting sh!t-mixed by Harland Williams.
Most def.
He forewarned her “I’m gonna light your ass up!” She was NOT prepared for the aftermath 😂😂😂
Man I got secondhand embarrassment from this. This was rough but absolutely hilarious.
Nah it wasn't that bad actually
She took it like a champ
@@YeahBass3k No she didnt she walked off stage and didnt fire any roast back. Shes not built for comedy. Comedians laugh flaws and use them for more material
@@marcellc6833 she was obviously nervous...I'm kind of confused on what's going on tbh.. is she coming on stage to perform her act?? Or to be roasted by Kill Tony crew??I feel like she may have had a plan of jokes to say... but they just started roasting her on and on..people are saying she bombed..bombed what?? Her act??? We didn't see it because the whole room was bagging on her..
@@MyTardisGoWhoosh Watch an episode or two and come back to this comment it will make alot more sense. Shes not built to hang with comics, this is quite literally how they get along.
@@MyTardisGoWhoosh we did see it, her jokes sucked... it just seems like she didnt because you never laughed at anything she said.
I respect anyone that has the balls to get on stage and do this, I could never
All she did was talk and try to do the "comic voice". I can't respect her.
I’ve obviously never been on Kill Tony, but bombing at an open mic sucks. I’d rather all four of my grandparent’s ghosts watch me masturbate to Hentai than go up in front of these guys.
@@mattmarzula you can’t respect someone that probably has never been on stage to try to stand with people that do this for living? Yeah it’s a choice but still being on that stage deserves some respect.
@@mattmarzula I mean bruv, she failed. Failure never looks good. But a fear of failure will never allow one to succeed. I respect that she risked failure by trying.
How does that earn respect lol its just stupidity and lack of awareness if youre this unfunny.
This is way too far, you just know she cried for hours after this. Crying burns 1.3 calories a minute.
gold
Out of everything you got me lmfao. I put my head down from that😂😂😂😂😂
The fun fact killed me ☠
In that case, she should probably cry for the rest of her life.
And bad jokes like yours are cold like ice, which can still burn. Freezer Burn. Frostbite's ignorant, refrigerator bound inbred cousin. Look it up.
“ a skinny black guy named daryl waiting in the car” was TOOO GOOD!!!😂😂😂
“Waiting for you to drive him to his security guard job” holy shit 😂
@@chashmal10 that was gold 😂
Youre easily impressed.
@@dewmontain123 no it was just accurate
It wasn’t that funny it actually wasn’t funny at all. Could you explain in depth what about it was so funny for you so I have more of an understanding ?
I'm honestly surprised she lasted that long.
The quarterback joke was hilarious 😂
I'm slow ig idk lol but I didn't understand it could you explain what it meant?
@@eloc___ Football quarterback yells " HIKE " to start the play.
Right?! That was pretty impressive...It takes a lot of energy to stand for 10 minutes with all that weight....😂😂😂
@eloc___ he was saying she was built like a center lmao.. the big lineman that Hikes the ball to the QB 😂
One of the greatest roasts maybe ever
“we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks” I just busted out in tears at my job 😂😂
I died at the same thing
haha i lost it at this
Yep me too. Kinda her own fault for just walking off
I don't even understand what the roast was. She randomly give him a sex tip to do doggy. What was the punch line? l😂
How the fuck are we letting the pot roast the kettle?
Its like a camp gay guy, would made a fun of someone wearing a rainbow shirt
@@illynoizz000oddly specific, bud. 😅
literally david is still damn near 2 or her and he’s trying to make fun of her that’s ironic he’s deflecting like crazy
@@WeeklyShort it’s in good fun, you’re allowed to insult someone on a standup stage regardless, she could’ve said proportionally insulting things but she didn’t, she just kept taking the insults and that is her fault
Is David Lucas the pot roast?
Your laugh when Tony said "we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Getting roasted by David Lucas and Tony at the same time is like fighting Ali and Mike tyson when you're Betty white
Word. She was on the floor the minute they started, but no one called the match. The ref just let that fight go
Not really
Nah betty white would destroy those two, she has power she never showed anyone in life. Now that she's shed her mortal form ali and tyson would be fucked with her limitless power
Accept only one has talent and the other just says random shit and laughs at his crappy jokes and calls Tony gay
Except, nobody, NOBODY dare swing at beloved Betty. Guess it's like being an obese Black man in show business. "T"
When you said her boyfriend is a skinny black dude with a security job, I started crying. My sister-in-law is a big ole white girl with a skinny black dude that's a security guard. I'm fucking dead 🤣His name is EJ though. Lmao.
She could have turned it around if she had run with the bit.
stop putting my business out there bruh
@@eeajayfr1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
EJ is short for Daryl
@@eeajayfr1 hahahahahaha!!
Maaaan she tried to take it, she took it like a champ for a good long minute of that... But David couldn't stop 😂😂😭
They're Literally The Exact Same Size😂😂😂😂😂
Facts
That’s the point, it’s all in good fun 😂 that’s why it’s called a joke
@@corteztheinfinite9440 clearly you have no concept of reality. The show is literally known for messed up, dark humor. It’s been around for over a decade and she clearly has watched the show before. If it wasn’t a joke, the crowd wouldn’t be laughing 😭 obviously there’s a limit to what’s too far but the rules literally are that if you bomb on stage, you get roasted.
@@corteztheinfinite9440and when tf did anybody mention accusing nkz of sexual crimes? 😂
One is funny the other is the first woman to win a sumo wrestling championship
Whenever someone starts with “I have a roast for you”, you know it’s gonna be awful.
This is why you need honest friends. She has too many homegirls that are also big and unfunny telling her “omg girl you’re HILARIOUS.” And her co-workers are architects, so they should have warned her it was unsafe to get on that stage with David Lucas.
Bitch didn’t even say roast. She said “burn” like she’s stuck in the 70’s 💀😂
@@slaphappybulletThe funniest part of that comment is you claiming to have friends.
@@mattmarzula That joke might have actually landed if that is what he said. Forcing a joke to fit never works.
Seriously overestimating the abilities of architects here
@@mattmarzulathe funniest part of your comment is you trying to be funny
“We finally figured out how to get her to go on walks” 💀
I thought she heard an ice cream truck drive by
"I can see you Hiking into a qb" got me fkn Dying rn 😂😂😂😂😂
For real, if she comes back to comedy after this, she'll be hella prepared and focused. You can't have a worse set than that
But she'll still be a woman, so she won't be funny
I wouldn’t even call that a set 💀 it was like hearing my friends roommates girlfriend telling us some dumb shit
@@TalkinKushdude foreal, like it’s what drunk frat girls talk about….. and the dumb blonde ones😂
Hopefully she doesn't come back.
Don't know how this has likes. I can't remember a single funny thing she said at all
“I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” was pure gold.
Her biggest mistake wasn't being unprepared, or bombing. Her mistake was trying to single out a comedian specifically with a joke after her minute. He took it as an attack and bit back, then the others smelled the blood in the water.
not just "a comedian" david lucas is probably the absolute worst person to start a roast battle with if you're insecure
@@desireoverpain ikr bro he’s literally the roast master😂
It also didn’t help that her “roast” was weak as hell and delivered terribly
I think if she had tried any actual material at all they would have roasted her but given her the props she deserved, but she didn’t try anything with a punchline. She went back five times and talked about seeing a line of drugs.
Gd are we talking bout comedians or sharks? Maybe they're one in the same.😉
“What Burger King are you hiking to?” I lost it 😂
She may or may not realize it yet but she learned a valuable lesson that day. As a comic, you HAVE to bomb and know how it feels and you will bomb many times to perfect your skills. If you quit during these times, you were never meant to be a comic in the first place and thats ok. Plenty of other things out there for everyone lol
What the fuck is a comic?
@@zevyzevness3800 it is a noun. Means comedian
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Our opinions don't mean sheet
Tiffany Haddish had to learn that lesson, she bombed heavily and everyone made fun of her, and instead of hiding from it, she immediately talked about it during her special and made it part of her set.
@@joshiesworld77 oh im sure. I have heard so many comedians talk about bombing hard to perfect their bits leading up to their specials (if they get one) need to have nerves made of steel to do what they do lol respect to all of them
To be fair the entire stage lit her ass up. She won't be performing again anytime soon.
It became cruel....... if we're being honest. There is s difference between the art of "roasting" and just plain being a Dick.
Fax
the entire stage lit her ass up figuratively and literally
Not that hard when you're as big as the spotlight itself.
David’s cynical laugh when he hears a good roast is amazing
Cynical laugh? Did you mean
maniacal laugh?
8:55 is the best
@@hegemonycricket2182 I'm guessing they said cynical because he's being roasted so he laughs at his own roast
@@loafofbread7413 "cynical" is out of place as a descriptor in the context...it makes no sense, that's why I was asking if they meant something else. It's also possible that I am wrong, and haven't had enough coffee.
@@hegemonycricket2182 yeah I understand you now, I totally see how maniacal fits. I also see how cynical can fit as a descriptor. But I dont think a laugh in itself can be cynical, rather cynicism can lead to maniacal laughter.
William Montgomery’s silence speaks volumes. David Lucas acting like he’s healthier at 450lbs is crazy
She really said I got a burn for you 🤦🏻♂️
And then followed it up with a “helpful tip”
It was a sick burn
I feel bad for her. Not for being roasted, but just for how awkward that must have been.
you sound moist af.
That’s comedy. Sometimes you hit sometimes you miss but you have to have a thick skin for the bombing and comeback stronger
@@narcodium
She looks like she has a thick skin
@@supremeleaderarmy9164 stop 😂
You know it's bad when William feels awkward and steps out.
I broke my chest laughing when he said I can see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn't really know what it meant as not a nfl follower but the physical outburst from Tony already made me know it was good .. and yes.. it was good.
Tony stays thin because he doesn't eat to keep his anal canal clean for sex.
best line in the whole show!!!!!!! lmaooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
when the drummer jumps in on the roast....jesus u know its over.
I love how my boy William just sits there! He's too kind hearted to actually hurt somebody's feelings. Now telling a stupid bitch in the front row to start singing along, now that's different 😂😂😂😂😂
his only contribution to the convo was so unfunny
@@maneeshbidaye7525 nah it was funny bih
CAme here for this! William's THE BEST! he'll roast but stops if it's noticeably hurting someont
Legend say she never picked up the mic again 😂😂😂
Good!
or the football.
Legends say you will never use that meme properly
More time for her to enjoy her hiking
She took it quite well for a long time. I didn't think she got that mad OR stormed off. She just realised they weren't gonna stop and decided to end it herself. I know a lot of women who would of actually flipped out straight away in her position. Comedy doesn't come easy to everyone.
then dont go perform at a comedy show where theyre known to roast while one of the meanest roasteers is guest hosting 🤷♂🤷♂
Lol well she signed up to go on soooo
Well they played the sara mclaughclin walkoff music
Yea she got bigger balls most of us for going up there. She didn’t freak out, yell, throw the mic or anything. she just calmly walked away. Sometimes that’s the best thing to do. She’s fired all her ammo already, what else would she do? Everyone loses from time to time, the difference is how people handle these losses. No shame in walking away from a fight you can’t win, and it’s good to be self aware enough to admit that.
Took it like a champ. Emotional damage, but still took it lol. All she needs is a few witty clever jokes and she could do it.
david lucas the 8th grader who thinks “haha fat” is comedy gold when you could use his blood as sweetener and he’s a few years from diabetes taking his legs
Rahted you’ve a vicious personality. He’s very creative, something you should enquire on
@@corneliushealy8006 6th grade fat jokes are creative? ok
@@corneliushealy8006 if he were that creative i'd have heard his name like the big comedians by now. dude is just a slightly more known podcaster lmao
@@AF-ib3nl and you are the authority on all people creative? The arrogance in your statement is worrying.
You have also heard of him, evidenced by the fact you’re commenting on his lack of creativity. Are you mentally stable? 😂
everyone should be put through this. the world would be a lot more humble.
yeah this should totally happen to you
Or, you would have even more school shooters.
This used to happen at schools. Now they call it bullying.
Explain the holocaust then
@@beenfweago8966never happened was a prophecy from the Abrahamic cult
Tony was actually nicer to her than other people lmao
I almost spit at “we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks”😂😂😂
😂
“She lives in Santa Cruiz-ship”
-D Lucas
Wow such brilliant banter! How does he do it so well? Amazing!
She needed the reality check. She went for the best roaster in the game. grand finale was hilarious
She didn't even roast him, he was just too stupid to realise it and went off anyway.
@@lc-ii9ii She literally said "i have a burn for you" and then tried to walk it back later
Best roaster in the game? Get the fuck outta here
@@lc-ii9ii could you possibly simp harder. Fucking weirdo
@@lc-ii9ii haaaa yes she did, and he cut her up. He's a comedian it's what he is meant to do. Don't get all butthurt cause you're fat too, fattys need a lil reality check when they get ahead of themselves, plus it's hilarious!
“I’m a nice person though”
I generally stay away from people who try to convince you they are nice rather than show it. Especially if they say that ⬆️
Checks out. I’ve said that before and I’m the worst.
Oh I am leery anytime any other woman says I am nice 😂😂😂 my Sons Girlfriend said it so many times to me whilst not paying the power bills we all threw money at her to pay!
I was so freaking mad cause i am my Sons mom and i gave her everything she freaking asked for but she was fake nice and still had her own mother living there.😮 i knew i should have never lived there but i wanted to heal My relationship with me Son. That ship was pirated i jumped off😂😂😂
At 7:40 when he said “He’s saying your built like a center” they played a whistle lmfaoooooo
No way lmfao 😂
“What Burger King are you hiking to?”
😂😂😂
Y’all saved that poor woman’s life. Now she hopefully won’t be in a club 10 years from, getting paid the same amount as when she started with that same bad jokes. Wondering why she didn’t just stay an engineer like her old boyfriend Darryl the security guard said.
Saved that woman from a like of comedic disappointment lol, salute to David and Tony
She was also really good sports about it
I don't think open-mic'ers get paid, bro.
They may have saved her life by making her realize she needs to lose weight or shel die at a young age
@@salazam These people aren't getting paid unless they are the regulars like hanz, david lucas, william
She's going to get a Netflix special called "Brave".
I’m angry at the people that gave her the confidence to go up there. People who know I’m not qualified and won’t tell me aren’t to be trusted
The poet boyfriend was behind this confidence push
American Idol got away with it for years when they passed the no talents through pre screenings only to get roasted by Simon. America loved the roast.
Nothing wrong with going up there but you gotta embrace the roast if you bomb. I mean, it is Kill Tony after all.
@@fucazombie
Why are u wearing a mask in your avatar photo???
@@supremeleaderarmy9164 Because I'm fat and ugly.
This wasn’t a roast. It was an execution.
Straight up MURDER.
I like how she said "starfish" when Tony said she sleeps on both sides of the bed as if that's what he meant
I know, it went right over her head 💀
@@jacquelinedaraoh she knew
@@jacquelinedara well it would have taken too long for it to go around
God damn 😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥@@lobsters12111
You design sandwiches? 😂
She’s still recovering from this.
she was unfortunately too heavy for life support and was taken off on account of the weight limits.
4 months later she’s still recovering
I think even now she’s still recovering
We’re creeping up on 2025 and she’s STILL recovering
The second she said “I have a burn for you” I knew she was about to get annihilated
She said "a burn", like she's in middle school or somethin. 💀
Especially after that garbage set. 😂
I think if her “burn” was actually even 10 feet away from a funny joke they wouldn’t have destroyed her so bad
She literally signed up for this. Everyone knows if your minute isn’t good they have to roast u to keep the show entertaining. That’s the only way they can continue letting us no names sign up for the show.
Fr good point
This is probably one of the hardest sets I've ever had to try to watch throughout that being said good for her for trying
I had to skip until they started roasting her that was too hard for me to much lol
That's why Tony Hinchcliffe is such a household name
SHE SOLDIERED THAT , FAIR PLAY TO HER RHAT WAS PAINFUL AND SHE TOOK IT ALL VERY WELL 💪
I skipped her set entirely
At the 4 minute mark it felt like I’ve been watching for an eternity. It’s hard to watch because it’s relatable. This is what would happen if anyone in this comments section tried going up there.
Imagine growing up with 2 loving parents and still thinking you could handle stand up let alone Kill Tony 😂
That doesn’t even make sense when most of the people on stage have both parents
@@eddeddeeddee6491 If you struggle to understand this, comedy might not be for you cowboy.
@@eddeddeeddee6491Imagine thinking you need to have a troubled childhood to do stand up 😂
@@Bald_and_Brown ikr what’s with this guy
@@Bald_and_Brown Most top comedians had a shitty childhood. If they didn't get abandoned they were molested or had a period of drug use... It's the minority that had nice stable childhoods.
I grew up with three older brothers and I can tell you right now. SHE DIDNT. You learn what to say and what you say can hurt you. She gave them pure ammo. She seems like and innocent woman and I can tell she forgot all concepts of what she knew comedy to be and just took that as men attacking her.
Two older brothers here, can absolutely confirm she was giving them ALLLLLL the right info to light her ass up!😫😫😫 she kept feedin the fire!! I’m crying bruh
I literally said out loud to my TV "this is a girl with no brothers" bc the shots they were taking were so easy and got worse when she reacted. I hate that it's true but it is. She seemed cool but will need therapy lol.
"Mabey hiking to a quarterback " killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Learn how to spell. Holy sh*t
That was brutal. This show is the deep end of the pool for any deeply experienced comedian. They all get shy and clam up or bomb when they are on the panel with much, much less pressure. She seriously misjudged her own skill and paid the price. Please do your research, folks.
Deep end. I get the joke
I hope she is doing well mentally and physically
Obviously not doing well physically.
@@JayDeeMcBee 🫢
@@JayDeeMcBee LOL GOT ER.
It's a comedy show who cares can't deal with it don't be there
@@MusicAddict9228 Not all comedy shows, actually MOST comedy shows do not “roast” or “heckle”. The primary objective for standup is to entertain a crowd. There are plenty more comedians who are far more successful in standup as well as other realms of comedy such as acting etc who don’t use “roasting” as a primary means of content. This was a ruthless 5v1 and she was honestly very nice to them compared to how I would’ve responded.
She sought comedic value in her insults which is the only reason she had nothing to say/come up with. If she really wanted to, she could’ve just non-humorously disrespectfully roasted everyone on the stage and started throwing insults and talking over them. That’s what I would’ve done. I’d have made David address his own foopa flaps and jigglyness as he hits his out of style box mod vape. There was actually plenty to plainly insult about the crew. She was only trying to be funny and keep things lighthearted. I guarantee you’re exactly the unfunny-piece-of-crap type of judgmental ignorant person who came straight to the comments to defend your enjoyment knowing damn well you’re wrong. Get a life and learn actual comedic values.
She got up and tried. I have a book full of jokes and no balls to get on stage. Respect.
Do it!!
I can tell from this comment none of your jokes are funny.
@@Tragz ❤️
Get on stage dawg
Do it. Life is short.
“Oh my God, Elizabeth” 😆😆😂😂
"If you or someone you know has been fat shamed..."
🤣💀💀💀
Do you know how bad it's gotta be for TONY to step in and say "That's enough"!? They lit this poor lady up.
“Oh my god Elizabeth” 😂😂😂 He already knew her life was over
Weight test elevators😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I feel bad for her to be honest. I would be dying inside if I bombed that hard... that being said I wouldn't go up there
She Just needs more preparation time and the awareness of bombing but still go naturally
“I wasn’t funny so you had to be” she handled bombing and getting roasted very well
Did you not see her walk off…? She didn’t take it well.
@@tylerp3327 She handled it well up until that point.
@@tylerp3327all she did was walk off. She didn’t get mad and start going off. She handled it well
Davids laughs are like that demon thing from black ops zombies when you lose 😂😭
You're right lol
As fake as those too!
He laughs to make sure his jokes don’t bomb. Laughing at your own jokes like that, as a comedian, will never not be cringy.
I started feeling bad by the end. Girl you still had more bravery then most people so be proud 👏
More back rolls too
Where’s your video on kill tony, don’t be jealous. I wouldn’t do it and she did quit trying to be a jerk, it might be something that comes with age because I wish I could take back some of the crazy stuff I said and did in school before I got mature enough to realize
@@Alan-gw8zk comedy is about being funny. She wasn't. Also, she ran off stage so she wasn't even that brave...
She shoulda rolled over
@@Alan-gw8zkwe get it!! You like them shaped like the pillsbury doughboy 😂😂😂
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. She had it coming she went from drunk to sober real quick lol.
This was so unfunny
@@osteazo was it so unfunny you fucking moron!
@@osteazo it was prime comedy lard ass
@@osteazo nah bro shit was funny asf can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen xd
She literally committed Comedian suicide going up there for only her 10th time!?! Bruh....I would say she's brave...but there's a fine line between being "brave" and just being ignorant of your audience, and not being prepared for the panel you actually going up in front of. Joke is?!?! She said she PLANNED something to "burn" David.......so again....I can't even say she's ignorant of the moment. She's a roast layup line for any panel to take turns on. You would think she should have the best fat joke rebuttals in the pocket considering she's expecting to get roasted on her most obvious physical appearance. Unprepared is an understatement. smfh
ON POINT! This was not good and it hurt watching her lool
She said 10th time but the other 9 were probably open mic's with 2 audience member; her boyfriend and the waitress.
LoL!! Right?!?
She was nervous... Ali you've never been on stage. She sucks but you would clearly be far worse
If you're even mentioning how many times you've done it you are telling everyone that you yourself aren't ready, whether she's consciously aware or ready to admit it that is her giving herself an out because deep down inside she knows she is not prepared...
The last shit I would ever try on KillTony is try to roast David. She asked and she recieved.
It's like poking a sleeping giant.
@@fucazombie Sleeping apnea giant. FS
It wasn’t even a roast. She was giving him sex tips lol wtf
I mean David was not funny in the slightest….
But she had a burn for him tho? 😂
She said I’m a architect. He said what you designed sandwiches 😂😂😂😂😂😂
She sat in the car for an hour and cried I know she did 😂
man i saw this on the full podcast and i felt so bad dude hahahaha she was not prepared for the absolute savagery that was unleashed upon her. she did start roasting before her interview even started though, so she kinda asked for it lmfao
When was this?
no one deserves to be ganged up and bullied like that,, that was weak on behalf of the hosts,., really pathetic behaviour,, hope u never get treated like that in your lifetime.
@@strictlysega This is what they do to test you. She didn't come prepared to handle a thsi situation. Im sure even famous comics went through this shit at first and learn from it.
Yeah when was this? I thought Jermiah and the others left. So that would make this clip like a year or two old.
@@reyrey4005 Not sure how that went over Stricklysegas head but you sum that situation up nicely, Comedy is 50/50 if you not/or can't be funny at first be Interesting then the funny will along bc you are just being yourself not sounding like you purse snatched a story from someone else.
David Lucas calling someone fat 🤣
The parody alone is hilarious.
See Patrice O'Neal on fat jokes
The worst part of this train wreck was somehow when dude called her the female chris farley.. that would imply she was insanely funny. Dude clearly doesnt know any chris farley stuff
1:45 that “Oh My God, Elizabeth.” Was the nicest warning ever 💀 she should’ve listened
In the words of Tony: Jeeeeeeesus Christ
T - “Oh my god Elizabeth”
El - “No it’s a good one!”
D - “I’ll light your ass up!”
😂😂
The drummer killed it between “you look like you ate Mr Rodger’s neighborhood” and “I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” 😂😂😂man he should be on the panel lol
Women being funny: let's say the most outrageous thing we can think of. Just be opposite of ladylike and they will love it!....crickets...
Facts. And they call actual jokes shock value smh
I'm not allowed to like your comment low-key never seen a funny female comedian
Yeah, what’s up with that? So weird. I know funny women, but current women comedians are just gross, no timing, no clever reflections.
@@dw7922 And what’s the case for men? Which male standup comedian is funny?
@@housefire6229 all comedic legends are men.
"We finally figured out how to get her to go on hikes" that last bit by tony killed it!!!
“Go for walks”
damn bruh just listen to what he said lmfao. walks....
I felt bad for that girl, in my opinion 3 or 5 fat jokes is enough. They fat shamed her the intire post. I wouldn't be surprised if she cried when she was alone, she did good taking the jokes but that had to hurt her feeling.
@@timetravel829 oh well. She shouldn't be fat then
I BET SHE DIDN’T GET THE H.A.M. 🍠 PART….🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🙄🙄🙄🤔💭🧠
She definitely didn't get the "sleeps on both sides of the bed" part... she was like "starfish! Haha". It don't matter what position you in, lady! You take up the whole damn bed!
if she didn't get it there she got the ham on the way home
Holy shit that was brutal especially the end Tony is a fucking murderous bastard. This set should be your alarm clock in the morning
Geez, like watching a wildebeest get ripped to shreds by a pack of lions (with one that cackles like a hyena while he gruesomely mauls his prey) 😂
Tony is a hyena
lion king
She was only being humiliated and if she stayed any longer it would be an insult to her intelligence. She already got nothing from it and took the roasting I respect her for walking off, the same jokes over and over even William read the room.
You don't pride the weak elephant seal bulls for backing down when they get hurt, just so they can live to watch all the females get banged by the one big guy. You pride the ones that died fighting
What do you do for work?
Food taster! 🤯😳😱💀💀💀😂😂🤣😂🤣
This is why I love this show😂😂 David couldn’t turn it off and every second had me laughing so hard it hurt
"she makes charcuterie boards" broke me lol 😆
David dying in the end over Tony's "go for walks" joke... that was the cream on the cake for me... or at least it was, until she ate it all. 🤣
Pure gold
Boo
Everyone turns into redban in the youtube comments and thinks they are comedians.
"What Burger King are you hiking?" I'm dead.. they killed this chick. 🤣