Top 3 Worst Kill Tony BOMBS of all time

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  • Опубліковано 10 вер 2024
  • Prepare for a wild ride as we dive into the archives of #killtony , unearthing the cringe-worthy, jaw-dropping, and downright disastrous moments on stage. In this explosive video, we've compiled the Top 3 Worst #standup bombs in Kill Tony history that left audiences speechless and #comedians squirming.
    💣 Brace yourselves for #cringe -inducing stand-up performances that went off the rails, featuring some of the most memorable #fails in the show's history. From #awkward silences to brutal #roasts , these bombs are not for the faint of heart.
    🎤 Whether you're a die-hard Kill Tony fan or a #comedy enthusiast, this video is a rollercoaster of emotions you won't want to miss. Watch as comedians attempt to navigate the unforgiving waters of live comedy, and witness the moments that left even #TonyHinchcliffe at a loss for words.

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  • @PodcastClipsUnlimited
    @PodcastClipsUnlimited  3 місяці тому +284

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    • @techynerdfusion
      @techynerdfusion 2 місяці тому

      Please Consider Michael Pena from an older episode from back in LA He SUCKED. (I knew him from work fuck that guy)

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 2 місяці тому

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    • @benlepard5170
      @benlepard5170 Місяць тому +3

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    • @2007barnabas
      @2007barnabas Місяць тому +4

      Aren’t you just so excited posting content that isn’t yours…

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 Місяць тому

      @@2007barnabas compilations are fun for everyone, and the official channel doesn't post any. What's your problem with free entertainment, bruh? Do you think this offends the comics or the audience?

  • @Grapezzzz
    @Grapezzzz 2 місяці тому +18625

    The first dude is definitely gonna become the joker

    • @Wizzy678
      @Wizzy678 2 місяці тому +741

      He wasnt that bad considering modern comedy, i had the same reaction listening to him as i do for shane gillis or joe rogan. Sigh.

    • @Kanjo_Bazooie
      @Kanjo_Bazooie 2 місяці тому +249

      @@Wizzy678pretty crazy lol

    • @llamamusicchannel7688
      @llamamusicchannel7688 2 місяці тому +829

      ​@@Wizzy678yea look comedy is meant to be subjective and whatever but I'm still gonna say you're wrong

    • @TheeJeffL
      @TheeJeffL 2 місяці тому

      @@Wizzy678 my brother in Christ… are you rtarded…?

    • @bradenpryor7442
      @bradenpryor7442 2 місяці тому +378

      @@Wizzy678Shane’s the man, man.

  • @rytama9998
    @rytama9998 2 місяці тому +11237

    When they do horribly, the minute feels like 5.

    • @Austin-rs3fw
      @Austin-rs3fw 2 місяці тому +206

      True. And when they do phenomenal it feels like they didn't finish the 1 min set😂 always feels like Kams set is super short.

    • @JimJimmy-bp7ch
      @JimJimmy-bp7ch 2 місяці тому +16

      Soo true.

    • @Paint75
      @Paint75 2 місяці тому +38

      Imagine how long it feels for them lol and then to be told you are unbearable🤣he probably came on thinking “whats the worst that could happen”

    • @dertmatyui
      @dertmatyui 2 місяці тому +11

      It’s so boring… I instinctively double tap to skip 10 secs

    • @ZeppelinPotts-kl2rb
      @ZeppelinPotts-kl2rb 2 місяці тому +3

      Longest minute of your life 😮

  • @AndrewWright1998
    @AndrewWright1998 Місяць тому +7754

    First guy wasn’t even the worst minute ever but he just kept digging himself deeper in that interview 😂

    • @KaiserHanstedt
      @KaiserHanstedt Місяць тому +495

      Yeah, they were unecessarily fucked up to him. No joke book after that abuse, what was that about

    • @LodedKingpiin
      @LodedKingpiin Місяць тому

      @@KaiserHanstedthe insulted the audience and seemed hella disinterested. tony’s gay but he’s not a bitch

    • @KadenTalks
      @KadenTalks Місяць тому +233

      No kill Tony is just a asshole who is funny himself and he has a successful show with actuallly good comedians trying to give good criticism and he basically just tells them to quit and never try again

    • @KadenTalks
      @KadenTalks Місяць тому +160

      Like imagine Kobe Bryant watched a kid fail and dunk 30 times in a row and then tells him to quit and never try again but in a much more rude way

    • @Original-Phantom
      @Original-Phantom Місяць тому +92

      @@KaiserHanstedtbro the entire purpose of the show is to give the preformers thick skin, so that is what is was about. The guest and audience know this and play into it as well

  • @loganjackson675
    @loganjackson675 Місяць тому +727

    Only Tony can be legitimately mad at people for bombing and then immediately use the same “black cock/hawk” joke 3 times in 15 seconds

    • @dimitririce280
      @dimitririce280 25 днів тому +116

      Facts like dude can be funny from time to time but people don’t watch the show for Tony. First guy got humiliated and did not deserve that roast.

    • @devingrant2305
      @devingrant2305 25 днів тому +6

      ​@dimitririce280 thats just not true lmao. Tony is hilarious and that was great. People watch for him. Thats how this became the biggest comedy podcast in the world

    • @averageplayerofsouls
      @averageplayerofsouls 25 днів тому

      @@devingrant2305tony is an unfunny loser😂

    • @evaneiler4333
      @evaneiler4333 22 дні тому

      Hes way worse than the first guy the real unbearable human being dickhead

    • @zacurrya9485
      @zacurrya9485 21 день тому +36

      ​@@devingrant2305I watched just one episode, the trump Biden one, he wasn't that funny, Biden and trump were 5 times funnier than him and that's being generous

  • @jaspygaming
    @jaspygaming 2 місяці тому +7772

    That first dude finna come back with a whole new minute and a trench coat fr😭

    • @user-zp4xp3hq8i
      @user-zp4xp3hq8i Місяць тому +36

      Why would he wear a trench coat it’s not raining inside 😅

    • @MikeTython34
      @MikeTython34 Місяць тому +310

      @@user-zp4xp3hq8ithat joke was worse than any of the ones in the video. My god

    • @willostrand6555
      @willostrand6555 Місяць тому +17

      @@MikeTython34not even tho

    • @Crazy_Schizo
      @Crazy_Schizo Місяць тому +7

      @@user-zp4xp3hq8iJust call it quits like sketch was gonna do

    • @user-zp4xp3hq8i
      @user-zp4xp3hq8i Місяць тому

      @@willostrand6555 🤜🤛 🤣

  • @jdot2632
    @jdot2632 2 місяці тому +10411

    “so who told you, you were funny? let’s talk about it” 💀💀💀

    • @BigVin6588
      @BigVin6588 2 місяці тому +82

      His mom or grandma most likely

    • @vac59
      @vac59 2 місяці тому +7

      💀

    • @ZacksWhack
      @ZacksWhack 2 місяці тому +21

      I read this comment literally as he said it 🤣 word for word

    • @QUASARVISIONAMBIENCE
      @QUASARVISIONAMBIENCE 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ZacksWhacksame 😂

    • @green6055
      @green6055 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@ZacksWhack same

  • @BigVin6588
    @BigVin6588 2 місяці тому +6819

    The first guy most likely had a long hard look at his life after that set.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 місяці тому +80

      Good lol

    • @curbyourshi1056
      @curbyourshi1056 2 місяці тому +200

      Probably tried to make himself the opposite of alive.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 2 місяці тому +103

      No, He’s not introspective , honest, mature or self aware enough to to do that. More likely drinking binge, abusing whatever and whoever he thinks he can get away with

    • @FreerunnerCamilo
      @FreerunnerCamilo 2 місяці тому +412

      @@icu3869The level of anger in your comment lol projecting hard

    • @OkayAllDay
      @OkayAllDay 2 місяці тому +72

      I did like the GTA drug dealer joke.

  • @OriginEnergySux
    @OriginEnergySux Місяць тому +1316

    The crowd really respected that last guy. The moment he said he was in the army they gave him a minute of silence 😂

  • @dingdonglouie
    @dingdonglouie Місяць тому +4815

    the blind dude in the back covers his ears when it gets awkward. you know you fucked up when he’s removing his last sense

    • @xOsKaHH
      @xOsKaHH Місяць тому +51

      Lmao

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 Місяць тому +93

      Touch, smell, taste would like a word with you

    • @dingdonglouie
      @dingdonglouie Місяць тому +319

      @@DeShawnGreen2001 ah yes. hes touching, smelling and tasting the joke

    • @hughjaenus2235
      @hughjaenus2235 Місяць тому +43

      ​@@dingdonglouieSome jokes are just that bad

    • @Nunya7211
      @Nunya7211 Місяць тому +17

      @@dingdonglouieu just keep on winning hahaha

  • @triggerwarning5911
    @triggerwarning5911 2 місяці тому +8944

    that first one tho.....that was brutal. You could see his soul leaving his body as he hung up the mic and walked off 😬.

    • @phatinthehatcomedy
      @phatinthehatcomedy 2 місяці тому +633

      His joke wasn't even that bad but Tony ate dude alive 😂😂😂

    • @avecesmellamolucas
      @avecesmellamolucas 2 місяці тому +206

      @@phatinthehatcomedy no, it was awful

    • @smokak8927
      @smokak8927 2 місяці тому +387

      @@avecesmellamolucasthe delivery was bad but honestly the joke idea wasnt bad, kinda stole it from a shane gillis skit tho

    • @cj-we3jf
      @cj-we3jf 2 місяці тому +41

      @@smokak8927 thats what i thought its just that skit done worse

    • @hotgun2469
      @hotgun2469 2 місяці тому +71

      @@smokak8927the premise can be good and the joke can still be bad. If not a single person in a room full of comedians and comedy fans gave even a slight giggle then you can safely bet it was a horrible joke.

  • @jdcursed4800
    @jdcursed4800 3 місяці тому +8168

    When the first dude meowed back 😭😭 second hand embarrassment

    • @douggieharrison6913
      @douggieharrison6913 2 місяці тому +413

      Shouts out to him for finishing the set lmao at least he powered thru and didn't act like a bitch

    • @mothicbeauty
      @mothicbeauty 2 місяці тому +8

      lmaooo

    • @BenniTroll
      @BenniTroll 2 місяці тому +183

      "that cough was rough..a lil bit 😅👉👈" yikes

    • @DixieNormous00
      @DixieNormous00 2 місяці тому +75

      He also stole that joke from Shane Gillis, Shane literally did that as a skit in Gilly and Keeves (except it was actually funny)

    • @ozzymarley1010
      @ozzymarley1010 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@DixieNormous00What joke? meowing?

  • @beerboots
    @beerboots Місяць тому +950

    Tony's a psychopath man, zero empathy... Sees a dying dog gasping for breath and kicks it.

    • @carti7152
      @carti7152 Місяць тому +88

      yeah but thats kinda how the show is. i think hes funny but i also get how prople might not

    • @chiefhardy6312
      @chiefhardy6312 Місяць тому +187

      yea that first dude clearly shut down with anxiety & instead of giving him anything to chew on he just kicked him beneath the dirt lmao. to be fair the dude could've at least answered the questions normally but kept making unbearable jokes instead.

    • @arthurl7493
      @arthurl7493 Місяць тому +28

      I feel like it’s more like he knows when to mercy kill. I’ve seen him pull gold out of people struggling when he can see a raw spark in them.

    • @brendanl1108
      @brendanl1108 Місяць тому +63

      @@chiefhardy6312idk, the first dude was pretty disrespectful to the crowd trying to get a laugh and Tony gave him opportunities to prove at the very minimum he wasn’t a bad person so people wouldn’t hate him and all he did was continue insulting the crowd and brag about blacking out and doing coke. Dude might have been anxious but he still had a chance to not be a loser. Just my take but I def have seen times where Tony does really go at people who don’t deserve it

    • @yobdrzl
      @yobdrzl Місяць тому +37

      @@brendanl1108 This. Tony has helped plenty of people struggling on stage, but it's about respect and the first guy was not respectful at all so he just got what he gave. Anxiety isn't an excuse to be a dick.

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd Місяць тому +2037

    That last guy physically hurt. Telling a story about how you shit yourself without a punchline is wild

    • @venari13
      @venari13 Місяць тому +75

      I needed to literally cover my face bro that shit was genuinely uncomfortable to watch

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd Місяць тому +14

      @@venari13 Same lmao I could barely watch

    • @conallhartig3680
      @conallhartig3680 Місяць тому +43

      I thought it was funny because of that

    • @jakiesenn8624
      @jakiesenn8624 Місяць тому +24

      I am currently watching his set and the breathing is so bad. I'm struggling.

    • @jakefeerick6991
      @jakefeerick6991 Місяць тому +24

      Jokes on you sgt miller

  • @Costcosampler
    @Costcosampler 2 місяці тому +2136

    “He was painfully shy and took forever to get to the point”
    Her whole bit was worth that punchline

    • @Migillis
      @Migillis 2 місяці тому +109

      That would've been next level stuff if she did that on purpose. It's wild these people go up there without earning confidence from performing other acts

    • @LeoSus-jv4qj
      @LeoSus-jv4qj Місяць тому

      @@Migillisidgaf she got more balls than me and they hanging

    • @justvibes2843
      @justvibes2843 Місяць тому +8

      Joe: how ironic 💀💀

    • @bdawg1118
      @bdawg1118 Місяць тому +5

      He clearly said that to get into the likes of Tony. That was not his end goal at ALL

    • @Mrsilvercoo
      @Mrsilvercoo Місяць тому +12

      Of course Joe didnt understand why it was funny

  • @Mansavednone
    @Mansavednone Місяць тому +3482

    Bombing in stand up comedy is the ULTIMATE form of cringe, holy fuck

    • @PhinneusPrune
      @PhinneusPrune Місяць тому +69

      Imagine being the guy up there tanking

    • @naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947
      @naruinoiscanoninanalternat2947 Місяць тому

      ​@@PhinneusPruneyou 😁

    • @bobbybushwhacker
      @bobbybushwhacker Місяць тому +15

      I almost can't watch

    • @andrewvaughan5686
      @andrewvaughan5686 Місяць тому +44

      Timing and delivery is everything in comedy, a bit of nerves can throw that off big time and youre left with this. The only real way to get rid of nerves about doing something is doing it more and more. Its a rough road for a comic

    • @melsop54
      @melsop54 Місяць тому +41

      @@andrewvaughan5686 100% You typically work through that doing smaller shows and getting accustomed to a crowd. I admire anyone willing to get on that stage in front of the world whether they bomb or not. That alone takes guts.

  • @MPerfect92
    @MPerfect92 Місяць тому +430

    This just goes to show literally how important the first 10 seconds of a standup show is. You gotta walk out relaxed and own the room. If you don’t, people are brutal lol

  • @jstrong3656
    @jstrong3656 2 місяці тому +3397

    The first guy 😂 "Why would yall pay to be here" followed by the awkward silence got me lmao

  • @csomera5437
    @csomera5437 2 місяці тому +2705

    “You don’t even get a joke book, get off the stage and say nothing” goddamn 🤣

    • @jimathy96
      @jimathy96 Місяць тому +97

      That was brutal.

    • @braydonblanton8218
      @braydonblanton8218 Місяць тому +160

      Honestly don’t blame him for doing him like that. Awful to watch and his attitude ruined it. How you gone tell the audience their all ugly to start off😂

    • @whoisjg
      @whoisjg Місяць тому +114

      @@braydonblanton8218 you gotta be 12 to be upset about that its a comedy club 😂 tony acting like he hasnt said 100x worse about people

    • @popcultureprogrammer2171
      @popcultureprogrammer2171 Місяць тому +43

      @@whoisjg First off, you don't open with that. Second off, tony doesn't insult the entire audience, only members of the audience

    • @onedeadchicken2489
      @onedeadchicken2489 Місяць тому +19

      ​@whoisjg you gotta be 12 to open with a shitty joke like that.

  • @gingerguy4532
    @gingerguy4532 Місяць тому +2467

    The first guys performance turned into a roast/therapy session 😂

    • @Horzinicla
      @Horzinicla Місяць тому +21

      Why do you still have that pfp bro😂😂😂 dude turned out to be a pdfile

    • @FBI-5
      @FBI-5 Місяць тому +26

      @@HorziniclaI got this. Thank you

    • @12345fuckyou6789
      @12345fuckyou6789 Місяць тому

      ​@@Horzinicla What did JC Denton do?

    • @ilikecringe
      @ilikecringe Місяць тому +1

      @@Horzinicla Who?

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 Місяць тому +4

      ​@ilikecringe some maximillian youtuber that got his fans to put their UA-cam profile pic as JC Denton from Deus Ex, video game from 2000

  • @mr_whyy
    @mr_whyy Місяць тому +463

    bro is the first guy still alive, I think if the joker from the movie came on this set you could make him a horrible villain in minutes

    • @Schrodinger-pk5ws
      @Schrodinger-pk5ws Місяць тому +1

      LOL

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Місяць тому +26

      maybe he should have stayed home. I dont feel bad at all. Infact i almost feel entitled to financial compensation for listening to him

    • @Kyle....................
      @Kyle.................... 21 день тому +4

      First guy was funnier than anyone else on stage

    • @nobored451
      @nobored451 18 днів тому +1

      ​@@Kyle....................exactly, he wasn't even bad, I'd say he was as funny as tony

    • @Alexander_Grant
      @Alexander_Grant 12 днів тому

      @@Kyle.................... That's definitely a you problem if you think punching children on an airplane falling out of the sky is funny. Comedy isn't for you.

  • @srjhr
    @srjhr Місяць тому +2183

    Juanita's secretly genius. That punchline about taking forever to get to the point was her masterplan all along

    • @Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_
      @Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_ Місяць тому +86

      His

    • @allisonegan8782
      @allisonegan8782 Місяць тому +17

      Wait was it a train?? ​@Jesus_Christ_is_Lord_

    • @christdolphin69
      @christdolphin69 Місяць тому +8

      this is hilarious. neil hamburger-esque

    • @lekasallah6238
      @lekasallah6238 Місяць тому

      Difficult to focus on the joke when its a man wearing a wig and dress

    • @edrueter9
      @edrueter9 Місяць тому +73

      If THAT was her intent, it was brilliant. But it clearly wasn't.

  • @talex668
    @talex668 2 місяці тому +3567

    Never seen Tony actually mad lol. First dude seemed to annoy him.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 місяці тому +314

      Well he was annoying

    • @johnnyvalentino8720
      @johnnyvalentino8720 2 місяці тому +745

      Because he shitted on the audience and tony didnt like that

    • @Dole550
      @Dole550 2 місяці тому

      And second he was gay asf​@@johnnyvalentino8720

    • @christianpage1558
      @christianpage1558 2 місяці тому +507

      Because he couldn’t be serious and honest for a second, Tony was asking for reasons to like him and the guy refused to give any

    • @ottoparts789
      @ottoparts789 2 місяці тому +247

      @@johnnyvalentino8720exactly, he also said why would you pay to be here, as if the venue wasn’t good enough to pay for. I’m sure people would kill for the opportunity, he just crapped on everything they said. They gave him ample chances to say something good.

  • @user-lh7xi3hm2h
    @user-lh7xi3hm2h 2 місяці тому +3367

    Sai fs cried him self to sleep with that

    • @lxxcidityy
      @lxxcidityy 2 місяці тому +328

      look in his eyes when he puts that mic on the stand ill be surprised if bro didnt kill himself when he got back

    • @lawman34
      @lawman34 2 місяці тому +187

      He drove all the way home in complete silence

    • @ZyklonBeast12
      @ZyklonBeast12 2 місяці тому +134

      Physically agonizing

    • @walterrooks
      @walterrooks 2 місяці тому +3

      @@lawman34this was funny!

    • @thatguylie4239
      @thatguylie4239 2 місяці тому +40

      Someone gotta check on buddy lmao

  • @brianfantana5405
    @brianfantana5405 Місяць тому +196

    I thought the last dude started off okay. The audience just didn’t respond.

    • @jiggycalzone8585
      @jiggycalzone8585 Місяць тому +35

      I think Post-Malone actually liked him/ thought he was funny. He shook his hand at the end

    • @Rgibson1048
      @Rgibson1048 Місяць тому +9

      I was laughing my ass off from Rohan’s face maybe just my humor broken

    • @Nightmare1z
      @Nightmare1z 24 дні тому +8

      ​@@jiggycalzone8585Pretty sure Post-Malone is just a nice dude from what I've seen

    • @sfbenji
      @sfbenji 15 днів тому +3

      The joke itself was really stale, we've all heard "don't trust a fart" jokes. His delivery was really dry too so it just didn't add up to being that funny.

    • @Giggles_114
      @Giggles_114 9 днів тому

      Really need the navy pilot “STAB” to really deliver on something like that although his wouldn’t be able to condense into 1 min I don’t think lol.

  • @kevinkrebs1412
    @kevinkrebs1412 2 місяці тому +1874

    when D Madness plugs his ears, it's like he's covering his eyes to hide from the sheer horror that's happening next to him

    • @greuju
      @greuju 2 місяці тому +23

      That's a good point I guess technically speaking awful comedy could be torture for a blind person.

    • @spackle9999
      @spackle9999 2 місяці тому +4

      @@greuju Oh my gosh...

  • @lmaoqasim
    @lmaoqasim 2 місяці тому +4931

    first guy is going to kill himself

  • @rallerufs
    @rallerufs 2 місяці тому +1524

    I'm feeling physically ill right now

    • @HawkidoR
      @HawkidoR 2 місяці тому +18

      bro ong

    • @liamu1017
      @liamu1017 2 місяці тому +3

      accurate

    • @imatowel5930
      @imatowel5930 2 місяці тому +39

      Bro on the 1st guy I had to hop off the video in the middle just to mentally prepare

    • @ramsnation196
      @ramsnation196 2 місяці тому +7

      @@imatowel5930I paused it too if that’s what u mean😭

    • @tomb5396
      @tomb5396 2 місяці тому

      Cringe therapy required

  • @anthonytrevino3191
    @anthonytrevino3191 Місяць тому +84

    Damn that first one, the crowd was so silent it was eerie lmao

  • @alekshewitt
    @alekshewitt 2 місяці тому +2501

    Legend has it Juanita is still setting up the punch line.

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 місяці тому +47

      She corrected her grammar rather than shortening it lol

    • @klausschwab9828
      @klausschwab9828 2 місяці тому +91

      Juanita is definitely Tim Dillon in drag.

    • @randomstuff463
      @randomstuff463 2 місяці тому

      @@klausschwab9828gd

    • @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini
      @ViolentPacifism_SlavaUkraini 2 місяці тому +37

      Dude. I dated a girl that was kind of like her in this specific way.
      She wanted to try writing, so she started writing a book, and after a few weeks I asked to try reading what she had..
      She wrote 17 chapters, and there was LITERALLY NO PLOT. It was basically just a group of teenagers, living regular teenage life, and even then, a shockingly low amount of drama, you couldn't even call it a "slice of life" story. I asked her "how far through the writing are you?". I figured maybe it was a long intro, and the plot hadn't started yet. She said, I shit you not: "almost done actually! It's a short story."
      I broke up with her 2 weeks later when I found out she cheated on me with a guy that she used to know who just got released from a psych hold lmao
      Man did I dodge a bullet.

    • @Corrello88
      @Corrello88 2 місяці тому +4

      I can't😂😂 I felt so bad but cmon woman you've got a crowd lets get to the punch, that one took me out😂

  • @elduderino007
    @elduderino007 2 місяці тому +1079

    I've heard comedians say that the audience will give you 1 or 2 jokes and laugh at whatever comes out of your mouth. That first guy took all the good graces of the crowd and pissed all over them in the first words out of his mouth.

    • @user-dm8kz8ul8h
      @user-dm8kz8ul8h 2 місяці тому +67

      I go to a lot of small shows, and I’m an easy laugh. I hate seeing someone give up or totally boot it. I’m a comedy fan, I want to like these people, and I want them all to do well.
      That’s my baseline level with everyone, and they almost all knock themselves down for one reason or another.

  • @MassaSplinta
    @MassaSplinta 2 місяці тому +2529

    “You obviously have a lot to talk about. Tell us about yourself”
    *proceeds to tell joke again*

  • @adamdvorak3483
    @adamdvorak3483 21 день тому +106

    it’s hilarious to hear tony and joe criticize comics like they aren’t some of the worst comedians of all time.

    • @jameson1465
      @jameson1465 20 днів тому +7

      of aaaalll time? i think thats a lil bit of a stretch idk

    • @Kirkland_Drip
      @Kirkland_Drip 14 днів тому

      Fr

    • @melissawest936
      @melissawest936 6 днів тому +3

      I just found his special Kill Shot after he tried wiping it from the internet and holy fuck it was bad

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 днів тому +2

      Sai saying “why would you pay to be here?” Was kinda funny and they all got so ass mad over it and started making fun of him lol

    • @Hellmore94
      @Hellmore94 5 днів тому +1

      ​@Odinsday I don't think Tony has said anything that's ever made me laugh, chuckle, or even exhale quickly through my nose. Even when HE laughs, it looks like he's in horrible physical pain lmao

  • @Frank7489
    @Frank7489 2 місяці тому +1037

    Tony can be so generous to comedians who aren’t funny or didn’t get laughs but sometimes he just goes in

    • @nicodoe9396
      @nicodoe9396 2 місяці тому +88

      Only when it's deserved though. I noticed he goes in on people with no humility

    • @Frank7489
      @Frank7489 2 місяці тому +114

      @@nicodoe9396 I think this guy insulted the show and Tony didn’t take it as a roast

    • @taefithendo
      @taefithendo 2 місяці тому +61

      He doesn’t like when they come unprepared and wastes everyone’s time.

    • @brennanbarber7469
      @brennanbarber7469 2 місяці тому +167

      @@taefithendoI find the whole “wasting everyone’s time” thing to be a massive overvaluation of the show. Literally the point of the show is that it’s a bunch of nobodies who will either be really great, or suck absolute ass. The audience knew what they signed up for.

    • @JordanHigginsGuitar
      @JordanHigginsGuitar 2 місяці тому +9

      @@brennanbarber7469sometimes for sure. I think people that show their interest, are genuine about it or that are genuinely nervous and it comes as wanting to but nerves hold back, Tony can sense that. He’s been doing it consistently for so long I’m sure his reading skills for that kind of thing are great.
      But at times I think he gets the job done by roasting someone if they show some sort of disrespect or lack of concern for the show. I remember one woman got up and she said ‘I thought it’d be fun’ but that’s not this show and tbh, that’s what I think he means when he says about timewasters.

  • @haydenhayes6696
    @haydenhayes6696 2 місяці тому +1508

    “He was just so shy, we would never be able to get to the point” probably one of the funniest jokes on kt ever and she wasn’t even trying

    • @Veteran94s
      @Veteran94s 2 місяці тому +4

      Explain it please

    • @NoContent1991
      @NoContent1991 2 місяці тому

      Oookk

    • @hybridcoffee7
      @hybridcoffee7 2 місяці тому +58

      @@Veteran94s she took forever to setup her joke and get to the point, so it's ironic/funny that she had that to say about the guy

    • @taylororourke2525
      @taylororourke2525 2 місяці тому +6

      Joe’s reaction too, didn’t miss a beat lmao
      *How ironic* 😂

    • @travisleabeck2572
      @travisleabeck2572 2 місяці тому +2

      4d chess

  • @CommanderVenus1983
    @CommanderVenus1983 3 місяці тому +1414

    Post Malone such a sweet dude laughing at the last guys ‘jokes’ and dapping him up at the end when he must have felt awkward.

    • @ahhculdee
      @ahhculdee 2 місяці тому +180

      Post Malone one of the nicest celebrities probably up there with Keanu Reeves

    • @Vez
      @Vez 2 місяці тому +49

      @@ahhculdee I agree he just seems like a genuine dude who just enjoys making music and meeting people

    • @ZaccG59
      @ZaccG59 2 місяці тому +64

      So true, but also if that guy was a black hawk pilot in the medvac field they’ve seen some real brutal stuff man. Probably what he was referring to when he said he didn’t wanna get in trouble. Either way real recognize real and he served his country like a true hero and deserved respect either way. I appreciated that small gesture as well.

    • @countdoogula2781
      @countdoogula2781 2 місяці тому +47

      Anyone notice Posty was the one who said "...thank you for your service"?
      Amazingly good dude.

    • @tarzanstrickland
      @tarzanstrickland 2 місяці тому +9

      mike wasnt that awkward he was actually decent

  • @FrankLucas3
    @FrankLucas3 Місяць тому +129

    The first dudes greatest accomplishment, he says a 3 way lol. The only time he’s trying to be serious, he’s actually funny

    • @AaB-wc8le
      @AaB-wc8le Місяць тому +8

      Anything he Said was weird af. Tony even try to Salvage it a bit for him, but he just Dug deeper

    • @Elbowbanditest2003
      @Elbowbanditest2003 17 днів тому +1

      It wasn't funny, just childish.

  • @racecarjones4665
    @racecarjones4665 2 місяці тому +1107

    The first guy calling the audience ugly and thanking them for coming out was absolutely hilarious

    • @G19Jeeper
      @G19Jeeper 2 місяці тому +11

      Maybe if you have the humor of an 11 year old. 🤔

    • @magpipe146
      @magpipe146 2 місяці тому +97

      @@G19Jeeperit was funny because of how terrible it was Einstein were laughing at him not with him

    • @G19Jeeper
      @G19Jeeper 2 місяці тому

      @@magpipe146 cry about it?

    • @MarshallApplewhite143
      @MarshallApplewhite143 2 місяці тому +17

      I thought he was funny. It was almost like he was trolling 🤷

    • @reallwaliid1580
      @reallwaliid1580 2 місяці тому +8

      @@magpipe146don’t worry this is just the first guys alt no one can actually defend that trash

  • @nickbarnes245
    @nickbarnes245 2 місяці тому +1454

    “I shoulda worn a fucking hat” actually killed me that was hilarious 😂

    • @derekjeter9083
      @derekjeter9083 2 місяці тому +26

      How

    • @seemfancy
      @seemfancy 2 місяці тому

      @@derekjeter9083if you don’t find that funny, avoid comedy shows ffs

    • @Sam-uu2nx
      @Sam-uu2nx 2 місяці тому +16

      Me too 😂

    • @Corrello88
      @Corrello88 2 місяці тому +18

      😂Absolute silence lmaooo

    • @kiimaster1
      @kiimaster1 2 місяці тому +119

      That dude had a bad crowd. Don't get me wrong he didn't do great, but he deserved more laughs.

  • @jondon-cl2dr
    @jondon-cl2dr 2 місяці тому +1326

    Genuinely things you’d have nightmares about for the rest of your life

  • @Overshot898
    @Overshot898 Місяць тому +22

    "im your worst nightmare, look over here" would terrify me after bombing that hard 😭

    • @rampageblizzard
      @rampageblizzard 6 днів тому

      Bro should have just left after he heard that

  • @JsYTA
    @JsYTA Місяць тому +601

    I laughed so freaking hard at "should have worn a fking hat" because I thought it was supposed to be setting something up, but he just went on awkwardly 😂

  • @CalebBrandalise
    @CalebBrandalise Місяць тому +685

    tony: whats your life's greatest accomplishment?
    sai: something i dont remember.

  • @josephbuzzard9360
    @josephbuzzard9360 Місяць тому +609

    "i shouldve worn a fucking hat" was the funniest part of this video

  • @silentnsalty
    @silentnsalty 14 днів тому +7

    First dude absolutely deleted himself immediately after leaving the stage

  • @ninjakiwi0
    @ninjakiwi0 Місяць тому +368

    that first guy was on the verge of tears when he walked backstage lmao

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Місяць тому +8

      Good.

    • @beerboots
      @beerboots Місяць тому +8

      ​@Latvijas_Amēlija Lat trying to ragebait everyone in the comments LOL. Why are you trying so hard, who hurt you buddy?

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Місяць тому +7

      @@beerboots quit yapping. Get better at comedy

    • @beerboots
      @beerboots Місяць тому

      @@Latvijas_Amēlija Alright friendless sociopath 😄 Enjoy your life as a pitiful troll.

  • @danielkelly3065
    @danielkelly3065 2 місяці тому +687

    The 3rd Dude did the unthinkable and bombed a fart joke...never thought I'd see the day smh

    • @PodcastClipsUnlimited
      @PodcastClipsUnlimited  2 місяці тому +16

      😂😂😂

    • @NG..
      @NG.. 2 місяці тому +97

      I honestly didn’t think it was that bad, he made me laugh 😂

    • @CEJRAID
      @CEJRAID 2 місяці тому +72

      I think the crowd was pretty unfair to him to be honest. I didn’t think he belonged in the same category as the first two.

    • @kpenis17
      @kpenis17 2 місяці тому

      ⁠​⁠@@NG.. well his delivery was like a kid staying up gaming and trying not to get caught with his parents in the next room

    • @zw3565
      @zw3565 2 місяці тому +13

      ​@@NG..yeah wasn't great but it wasn't bad. I laughed at it.

  • @evangummer256
    @evangummer256 2 місяці тому +469

    Tony telling you he’s your worst nightmare is when you know he’s about to go in on you 😂

  • @ThatCrendorGuy
    @ThatCrendorGuy Місяць тому +29

    that "probably??" from the crowd at 4:48 was more funny than his entire set

  • @EnriqueIsip
    @EnriqueIsip 2 місяці тому +950

    Idk “I shoulda worn a fuckin hat” is hilarious 😂

    • @Billyboy050
      @Billyboy050 2 місяці тому +13

      On god

    • @thevastidity888
      @thevastidity888 2 місяці тому +87

      I was so convinced he was actually going to be funny. The line delivery on that was pretty good but it immediately went downhill.

    • @floridastreethockey
      @floridastreethockey 2 місяці тому +3

      Agreed

    • @Parable_One
      @Parable_One 2 місяці тому +28

      Agree. The girl's opener wasn't bad either, when she add-libbed "yeah, lots 'a meth." In response to an audience member 'whoo'ing where she was from.

    • @oakenmind
      @oakenmind 2 місяці тому +5

      @@Parable_One "girl" ya mean guy?

  • @Acrylescent
    @Acrylescent 2 місяці тому +262

    Sometimes it’s okay to run off the stage, get in your car, and never return.

    • @Garf2O
      @Garf2O Місяць тому +18

      That would actually be kinda funny ngl, mid set just going "uhhhhh" then suddenly sprint off stage, pushing through people and getting out of there like somebodys chasing you 😂

    • @YourPalJamieEllis
      @YourPalJamieEllis 7 днів тому

      I probably would've turned tail, left at a light jog, and never done comedy again 2/3 of the way through what Sai endured.

  • @burgertimelmao
    @burgertimelmao 2 місяці тому +289

    the last guy is so sweet though and he was able to work through the awkwardness very well to craft some very simple yet chuckle worthy jokes, bro didnt deserve pure silence lol

    • @forallthestupidshit3550
      @forallthestupidshit3550 2 місяці тому

      My heart goes out to him. That set was terrible. So hard when they come out and make a comment and it falls flat. That's the beginning of the end!

    • @dmxgg2033
      @dmxgg2033 2 місяці тому +18

      Right. His jokes were funny to me. The crowd just lives off of “wait is he laughing? I don’t wanna be the only one laughing”

    • @dmxgg2033
      @dmxgg2033 2 місяці тому

      Right. His jokes were funny to me. The crowd just lives off of “wait is he laughing? I don’t wanna be the only one laughing”

    • @derekgardner1861
      @derekgardner1861 Місяць тому +4

      I'm 90% sure he did another appearance after this and killed it

    • @SavouryLobster
      @SavouryLobster Місяць тому +7

      Yea and in the full vid Tony keeps grilling him about his military service. Dude obviously has pretty bad PTSD but Tony would not leave it alone. It was kind of weird

  • @Bruno-xb2mt
    @Bruno-xb2mt 24 дні тому +8

    That “why would you pay to be here?” was kinda funny 😂

  • @afropunkx
    @afropunkx 2 місяці тому +338

    “I was waiting for you to transition into a punchline” 😂

    • @PrzestronnyMistrz-ly8rp
      @PrzestronnyMistrz-ly8rp 2 місяці тому +14

      that was amazing lol. I like how it totally flew over Joe Rogan's head

  • @th3thatguy631
    @th3thatguy631 Місяць тому +271

    "I should've worn a fucking hat" legitimately got me, mainly because the others made me cringe so hard i needed a release

  • @oliverphoenix1563
    @oliverphoenix1563 2 місяці тому +617

    That first one was realllll BAD, but I cannot help but feel bad for the dude especially when Tony went off on him at the end 😂

    • @vince-xe4wf
      @vince-xe4wf 2 місяці тому +122

      Dude does a lil too much a lot of the time. I understand ppl paid to go there, I understand the ppl who entered they name signed up for whatever would come when they are on stage, but dude pulls laughs from the crowd at the expense of ppl who are juss tryna get a lil light on them for what they may feel is good whether it actually is or not. Dude just makes me cringe Fr. Everytime he roasts somebody who doesn’t do good it always feels like that one guy friend of urs who shits on you to impress a girl he likes.

    • @QuantumMecha
      @QuantumMecha 2 місяці тому +23

      @@vince-xe4wfyou got a point!! He is funny and I do enjoy the show, but yeah some things I feel he goes unnecessarily hard. First guy was not funny at all but I don’t think he deserved hate for it. No joke book is already a punishment, just can’t imagine going up there, doing bad cause of whatever reason, and being roasted to oblivion for it. I love making people laugh and I try to be funny, but being on something like this would make me quite worried that this Big Mouth character will want to verbally rip me to shreds

    • @vince-xe4wf
      @vince-xe4wf 2 місяці тому +20

      @@QuantumMecha also another thing I actually think makes this show more difficult to go on for upcoming comics is the fact that it’s literally a show where ur FORCED to be funny, and often times that puts pressure on ppl to fit a good joke within a MINUTE, and some ppls way of showcasing their humor is with set ups, hard to set up a joke within only a minute. So it’s like you go on and everyone’s immediately thinking “ok dude where’s the joke?” Cuz you only have a minute so if you don’t have back to back to back jokes, ur minute of shine is not gonna be good. This is a show made for consistent punchline humor rather than the conventional setup-punchline format.

    • @zak1265
      @zak1265 2 місяці тому

      @@vince-xe4wf I mean the dude started his set by calling everyone ugly and then his only joke was a stolen bit that ended with him punching a child... And then he proceeded to say his crowning achievements were a threesome he didn't remember and doing coke in different countries... That dude sucked hard and deserved what he got lol

    • @DimentedButterStick
      @DimentedButterStick 2 місяці тому +1

      @@vince-xe4wf totally agree

  • @theelephantintheroom69
    @theelephantintheroom69 Місяць тому +24

    Fun fact: when you have 1 minute to talk, making every second word "um" and "ah" brings you down to 30 seconds

  • @olive7831
    @olive7831 Місяць тому +362

    That woman just wanted an audience to listen to her talk lol

  • @saltynuts5965
    @saltynuts5965 2 місяці тому +567

    This is a introverts nightmare !! 😂 fuck i could never

    • @unitedleagueofgamers3633
      @unitedleagueofgamers3633 2 місяці тому +81

      I would cry onstage and fight Tony

    • @christinathein951
      @christinathein951 2 місяці тому +35

      This is a nice reminder that these people are actually choosing to go up there in front of people 😂 and intro could never

    • @Asturian-vm3sk
      @Asturian-vm3sk 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@christinathein951. Alcohol helps a lot.

    • @TrevorAndersen
      @TrevorAndersen 2 місяці тому +7

      Bombing is a nightmare for extroverts too.

    • @ZacharyHolcomb-xt1bn
      @ZacharyHolcomb-xt1bn 2 місяці тому +10

      That's social anxiety, not introversion

  • @silkroad1201
    @silkroad1201 2 місяці тому +597

    "Some people are just unbelievable, wretched human beings"
    Yes, some people are... Tony

    • @ExpellTheInvaders
      @ExpellTheInvaders 2 місяці тому +158

      He's insufferable

    • @BarkerBoyBrizzle
      @BarkerBoyBrizzle Місяць тому +85

      lol I don't even get why he got so sassy. I think he felt threatened by that first guy

    • @ovichggat
      @ovichggat Місяць тому +116

      yeah i don’t even understand what his deal is? Why is he being so vindictive and humorlessly mean?

    • @ishotthesheriffthedeputyididnt
      @ishotthesheriffthedeputyididnt Місяць тому +6

      The new episodes seem to be a bit more polished 😂 this is barebones kill tony

    • @divardo1408
      @divardo1408 Місяць тому +119

      Yeah bro was being an absolute dickhead. Insane how comfortable people get talking crazy to others when they have a favorable power dynamic.

  • @robswrld5527
    @robswrld5527 2 дні тому +3

    Was it just me or did the first guy look like he wanted to cry? I mean that would have been better than his performance on stage! HOLY COW! 🤯🤯

  • @MoneyThroughJay
    @MoneyThroughJay 2 місяці тому +414

    They violated the first dude he was genuinely just trying to get on track with anything

    • @Branton_S
      @Branton_S 2 місяці тому +15

      @@kyledodson2992There are always people like you devoid of happiness

    • @ILiveforSorcery
      @ILiveforSorcery 2 місяці тому +83

      first dude messed up by immediately insulting the crowd and then trying to tell a joke he heard through a speaker while in another room

    • @overgrownturnip
      @overgrownturnip 2 місяці тому +19

      ​@@ILiveforSorcery Exactly. I don't know why these comments are being so nice to the guy. He came out and called the crowd ugly. Lost everyone in the first 5 seconds.

    • @woopoganntnt7379
      @woopoganntnt7379 2 місяці тому +20

      @@overgrownturnipsure but when he said “why did you pay to be here” it wasn’t that bad and they made it sound like he was triggered when really Tony got pressed by that lol Tony’s not even funny himself so i don’t get this at all lol

    • @thebenevolentsun6575
      @thebenevolentsun6575 2 місяці тому +7

      They were being mean but they were constructive.
      They werent just saying "you're not funny"
      They pointed out specific things that made his minute poor.

  • @SC_allywag
    @SC_allywag 2 місяці тому +725

    First dude took Shane's plane crash bi...😂😂😂 its hilarious that he thought he'd get away with that

    • @wop.2008
      @wop.2008 2 місяці тому +50

      I knew I'd heard that shit somewhere

    • @patkulp6784
      @patkulp6784 2 місяці тому +34

      Knew I heard that shit from somewhere. Shows you the delivery is everything

    • @nikesposti5225
      @nikesposti5225 2 місяці тому +30

      Well it’s not a stand up joke, it’s a sketch on the Gilly and Keeves special.

    • @Poo69691
      @Poo69691 2 місяці тому +27

      @@nikesposti5225still it’s stolen

    • @robertgray1365
      @robertgray1365 2 місяці тому +5

      Third guy stole Ron White's shart joke.

  • @proppaperez
    @proppaperez Місяць тому +210

    IM GETTING A SECONDHAND ANXIETY ATTACK FROM THE FIRST ONE 😭

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 17 днів тому +4

      They exaggerate a lot with this thing of roasting the cringe outta of an already beat hopeless dude.

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 17 днів тому +5

      I don’t get why they need to go so harsh and being so nasty against people, who realized on their own that they had failed… that they were probably too shy or scared for a big show like that and to connect with the crowd.
      But why to be that mean only against the weaklings ?

    • @hatesitrick
      @hatesitrick 15 днів тому +1

      @@bluesoul7163Tony is a massive bully. I don’t get why he has to act like that

    • @bluesoul7163
      @bluesoul7163 15 днів тому +1

      @@hatesitrick at this point they are playing with fire….
      If Tony continues like this, he'll get to the point where the name of the show will become a reality... well I mean, seriously come on...
      everyone almost rooted for Arthur in the film Joker right ?!, when, only for sending a video of Artur, to make fun of him, so he he took a gun and killed the host live in front of everyone....
      I mean, Tony really thinks that by treating people like this, who are often on the margins of society (many comedians who go to kill tony are poor people, borderline, addicted, on the spectrum etc. etc.), you don't risk finding the Arthur of the situation, tired of being humiliated and treated badly for no reason, so ended to lose his mind???
      that’s how it is folks, people who have nothing left to lose, who perhaps life hasn't smiled on them since a while, go to a now classist petty multimillionaires comedian's show prey to delusions of omnipotence like Tony, Joe Rogan, Tom, Bert, now even Shane and the others... comedians who, among other things, are themselves incapable of making people laugh in one minute, with the power to change someone's life or destroy it, I go back to saying that people who have nothing to lose could see red and do something crazy.

    • @FloppyBeef-y5j
      @FloppyBeef-y5j 8 днів тому +1

      @@bluesoul7163 i like the way you word your explanations. Very accurate. Tonys ego is way over inflated. I suffer from anxiety every day. That first dude was just losing it being up their and tony essentially tries to get this guy to off himself with his words. Its evil. The comments in these sections prove how evil it is because of how heartless people are speaking about it. This isnt how normal people speak to eachother. Its like some devil shit.

  • @Kashmoneygodzilla
    @Kashmoneygodzilla Місяць тому +8

    They did the first guy so dirty for no reason

  • @thomasconnell1556
    @thomasconnell1556 3 місяці тому +218

    I love how Joe aggressively leaned back while trying to smash the life out of his gum. Then went on to give her some solid advice.

    • @itsRudeGal
      @itsRudeGal 3 місяці тому +6

      😂 I had to go back and rewatch it.

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 2 місяці тому +3

      Him*

  • @joshdyer3270
    @joshdyer3270 2 місяці тому +274

    The first dude 😂 he meowed back to the crowd

    • @nevarvalor6249
      @nevarvalor6249 2 місяці тому +8

      yea because he was desperate to fill the void with anything, thats why tony was telling him to just stop and look at him

  • @Billybong914
    @Billybong914 Місяць тому +131

    Okay the first guy saying "A noose, maybe" was actually a funny rebuttal to him looking for any distraction.

  • @Horror-Man
    @Horror-Man Місяць тому +106

    The first guy legitimately had a good attitude about bombing so badly until they just kept wailing on him over and over again for some reason. Is calling the audience ugly suddenly too offensive or something?

    • @deadcell8081
      @deadcell8081 Місяць тому +26

      Probably not a good idea to insult the whole room as an opener. Like it’s not too offensive, but it’s not funny either. Seems like a great way to hear crickets

    • @Xivyv
      @Xivyv Місяць тому +17

      Tony felt righteous in that moment. If anything I think too many people told Tony he was funny.

    • @myujmes
      @myujmes 27 днів тому +1

      Just a bad opener all round

    • @krypto_7155
      @krypto_7155 24 дні тому +5

      I really think insulting the audience shouldn’t of pissed him off like that. If any other popular comedian tried that joke then it would be funny

    • @KingBowserVlog
      @KingBowserVlog 6 днів тому

      It's all about delivery, confidence and attitude. I'm 100% sure some comedians could make that work. Comedy audiences just smell weakness and they're like sharks on blood, especially ones in a show like Kill Tony.

  • @Squamington
    @Squamington Місяць тому +118

    14:24 Post Malone making sure to shake that guys hand after being way in over his head shows how good a person he is.

  • @philcahill8035
    @philcahill8035 2 місяці тому +198

    funniest part is at 8 minutes. Tony telling Redban to stop, when he hears the trombone, and Redbans like "I didnt do anything"

    • @bennie.379
      @bennie.379 2 місяці тому +6

      eagle eyed lmao thats so funny

    • @pepelincecum
      @pepelincecum 2 місяці тому

      I love that little tap on the shoulder. As if to say," don't entertain him."

  • @c7po457
    @c7po457 2 місяці тому +159

    Actually, when Sai (the first guy) said, "Why would you pay to be here?", genuinely made me laugh lol

    • @TransientNeurotic
      @TransientNeurotic Місяць тому +11

      Half the sets in the recent (and popular) Trump v Biden episode were twice as bad as Sai’s.
      Tony and the crowd’s reaction were just pathetic

    • @bobbobert4884
      @bobbobert4884 Місяць тому +3

      @@TransientNeurotic no they were not, Sai did fucking horrible lmao

    • @TransientNeurotic
      @TransientNeurotic Місяць тому +3

      @@bobbobert4884 Have you watched the episode? Most of the guests were absolutely awful, certainly not any better than Sai.

    • @KidsOfThe9Xs
      @KidsOfThe9Xs Місяць тому +1

      I think that was the line that pissed Tony off lmaooo

    • @KidsOfThe9Xs
      @KidsOfThe9Xs Місяць тому +3

      @@TransientNeurotic Yeah I definitely agree, but to be fair I don't remember any extremely awkward guests that just continuously blew it like Sai did. Also, the mood of the room was really light from the Trump and Biden thing lol. They saved every moment and made it more about them than any of the guests.

  • @MoKone5
    @MoKone5 Місяць тому +31

    The first guy wasn’t even that bad. I just think no matter what he did they weren’t going to let him dig himself out the hole. There was nothing he could’ve done.

    • @rossgadsby9663
      @rossgadsby9663 27 днів тому +2

      He could've written real jokes.

    • @user-mv7ej3nq5q
      @user-mv7ej3nq5q 24 дні тому

      Yep, but called audience ugly to get them offside

    • @Chickenpesto2468
      @Chickenpesto2468 9 днів тому +1

      It was bad but like every comedian will tell you they bombed horribly before it’s part of the game

  • @vayacondios9184
    @vayacondios9184 2 місяці тому +120

    Post Malone is so polite lol. Hits him with “thank you for your service, sir!” after the first two roast him

    • @NuKim-ld1tw
      @NuKim-ld1tw Місяць тому +4

      I was gonna say the same thing. He is such a sweet person. Post said nothing and just watched him and shook his hand twice

    • @DeShawnGreen2001
      @DeShawnGreen2001 Місяць тому +1

      Post wanted to laugh at the “shitty” jokes too 😂

  • @tricky5222
    @tricky5222 3 місяці тому +287

    The fart bit isn't even a terrible concept, but holy shit that delivery couldn't have been more awkward and the punchline of the sergeants car was just weird

    • @snowflakeyflake5239
      @snowflakeyflake5239 3 місяці тому +12

      The only reason he mentioned that he was prior service was to garner some kind of respect & sympathy. Lame af

    • @saljewsteinbergowitz
      @saljewsteinbergowitz 2 місяці тому +15

      That guy was actually funny... I dk why people were saying he "bombed" bro was clearly going for a sam hyde type bit

    • @NG..
      @NG.. 2 місяці тому +3

      @@saljewsteinbergowitzI agree, I enjoyed his bits

    • @bovineintervention7480
      @bovineintervention7480 2 місяці тому +4

      @@saljewsteinbergowitzno he wasn’t lol

    • @muffledreality
      @muffledreality 2 місяці тому +16

      The idea of trusting a fart and the shitting yourself is such a cliche, it's immediately obvious where it's going

  • @birdhousegypsy3655
    @birdhousegypsy3655 Місяць тому +321

    3rd guy: You're not my therapist.
    Amen brother. You don't need to tell your business.

    • @brian177
      @brian177 Місяць тому +28

      It's a show, but they overstepped. But he made it part of his act, so...

    • @guitargod3545
      @guitargod3545 Місяць тому +18

      ​@@brian177if you sign up for this your aware what's gonna happen

    • @EyeofValor
      @EyeofValor Місяць тому +8

      He should have never signed up for this.

    • @tajes9772
      @tajes9772 Місяць тому +5

      @@EyeofValor 100%. Also I wouldn't mention my military past on kill Tony if I didn't want to talk about it. He was a great sport though.

    • @tommywood2135
      @tommywood2135 Місяць тому +2

      He signed up for it

  • @stormysheppard3368
    @stormysheppard3368 Місяць тому +12

    Bro is anyone else in physical freaking pain watching this

  • @bovice1766
    @bovice1766 2 місяці тому +333

    The second chick told her entire life story

    • @mhoovair89
      @mhoovair89 2 місяці тому +47

      Dude*

    • @kpenis17
      @kpenis17 2 місяці тому

      @@mhoovair89 definitely a dude

    • @Abuqital2000
      @Abuqital2000 2 місяці тому +27

      Thats a man 😂

    • @ericsinchina
      @ericsinchina 2 місяці тому +3

      Lol...except the part they were all waiting for.

    • @FirinMahLazer1
      @FirinMahLazer1 2 місяці тому +1

      I feel like she can get there she just needs tighten up

  • @christophercampbell2929
    @christophercampbell2929 Місяць тому +153

    3rd guy didn't want to talk about how he stole Dinosaur DNA from Jurassic Park.

  • @markhansen3593
    @markhansen3593 Місяць тому +684

    I think the first guy was just really depressed

    • @TinoVelasquez-cc5hi
      @TinoVelasquez-cc5hi Місяць тому +116

      Definitely depressed from using drugs/alcohol/pornography

    • @remcolok
      @remcolok Місяць тому +48

      after this he probably isn't anymore. He ended his depression.

    • @blehtaart
      @blehtaart Місяць тому +12

      He ended his depression? Good for him. Can only applaud that

    • @jeffersonreyes301
      @jeffersonreyes301 Місяць тому +16

      @@blehtaartyeah… go ahead and take him some flowers while you’re at it

    • @tranquilitylane8933
      @tranquilitylane8933 Місяць тому +16

      @@blehtaartyeah he killed himself

  • @nftforest951
    @nftforest951 Місяць тому +12

    I love that posty gave the last guy a legit round of applause

  • @zzonedin
    @zzonedin Місяць тому +649

    Joe Rogan telling someone they’re not funny is hilarious in and of itself 😂

    • @kgorilla2
      @kgorilla2 Місяць тому +2

      why?

    • @JoseLopez-vp8vu
      @JoseLopez-vp8vu Місяць тому +146

      @@kgorilla2his stand up sucks

    • @kgorilla2
      @kgorilla2 Місяць тому +1

      @@JoseLopez-vp8vu XD

    • @bigorangenation41
      @bigorangenation41 Місяць тому +40

      His stand up isn’t the best. He yells a lot. But the jokes, some of them, are really funny. Anyways, his genius and humor really comes thru on the podcast.

    • @Tylar122
      @Tylar122 Місяць тому +28

      @@bigorangenation41his humour on the podcast sucks as well. He actively stomps out any active attempt of funny.

  • @aydenharris5633
    @aydenharris5633 4 місяці тому +197

    Post Malone dying in the background of the third guy cracked me up

    • @Bloo_Bear
      @Bloo_Bear 2 місяці тому +7

      Honestly it was a true story wrapped up in a dad joke im not even mad at it 🤷🏽‍♂️🤣

  • @frogerzard6606
    @frogerzard6606 Місяць тому +197

    That first dude Def committed toaster bath

    • @Latvijas_Amēlija
      @Latvijas_Amēlija Місяць тому +3

      Good.

    • @andresvalenzuela160
      @andresvalenzuela160 Місяць тому +26

      ​@@Latvijas_Amēlija Bruh see someone or take meditation clases or something I've already seen you in three different threads being glad about this dude unaliving himself lmao

    • @sirisaac6225
      @sirisaac6225 Місяць тому +6

      ⁠@@andresvalenzuela160Same, this person needs help cause that’s way too far

    • @javiermartinezjr8849
      @javiermartinezjr8849 28 днів тому

      ​@@andresvalenzuela160 wtf tou serious.... Homie needs to be ona watch list

    • @dolphinforever
      @dolphinforever 22 дні тому

      @@Latvijas_Amēlijanot putting your nazi music playlist on private and thinking the guy bombing at a comedy club is worse joe was right some people cant see a brick wall if its in their face lmfao

  • @joeprince728
    @joeprince728 28 днів тому +5

    "Shoulda worn a hat" was hilarious

  • @tyler.giddens
    @tyler.giddens 2 місяці тому +67

    The way the last guy had total silence had me absolutely crying 😂😂😂

    • @dustycomputer1806
      @dustycomputer1806 2 місяці тому +6

      the fact the white noise was increasing every time he stopped talking was killing me

  • @tonymaximilian3551
    @tonymaximilian3551 2 місяці тому +566

    Tony's unbelievably rude sometimes, but that's what to expect if you're on his own show lol

    • @user--710
      @user--710 2 місяці тому

      Side effects of the supplements Rogan has him on

    • @itskmillz
      @itskmillz Місяць тому +51

      Yeah but everyone was cheering for him to be even more rude to that first guy, who seems like he made it his life's mission to become the most unlikeable human on the spot. It was borderline impressive how he somehow got in his own way when he seemed like he almost he wanted to try to make himself look better

    • @Dumboi
      @Dumboi Місяць тому +11

      @@itskmillzit’s called kill Tony dude. I guarantee you he was being that way to set the other guy up to start responding and going back at Tony like David Lucus does, sometimes that makes them funny

    • @itskmillz
      @itskmillz Місяць тому +9

      @Dumboi I think there's a certain tone to go for his approach and he just landed flat. You can roast someone and make them laugh. This was just off putting

    • @mikeyswift2010
      @mikeyswift2010 Місяць тому

      Hes an asshole man. Not even funny himself and talks like a, well…. Dude sucks through and through.

  • @luisurena8789
    @luisurena8789 2 місяці тому +85

    Medically retired from the military and this guy goes “does it have to do with trusting farts.” 😂😂😂

  • @GodfatherRob
    @GodfatherRob Місяць тому +5

    "You look like if Dahmer only ate gingerbread men. You are... a HEFTY fellow. " jeeeeesus christ Tony 😭

  • @ozzybraah
    @ozzybraah Місяць тому +64

    0:47 Bro with the guitar in the back, covered his ears😂😂😂😂

    • @AdmiralAnarchy
      @AdmiralAnarchy 20 днів тому +3

      That's D Madness and he's blind, which makes it even more hilarious lmao

    • @Bleeblooplu
      @Bleeblooplu 17 днів тому +1

      It’s a bass not a guitar

    • @treadwell1917
      @treadwell1917 13 днів тому +2

      Yeah dude you know how bad, bad sounds when you’re blind?

    • @ozzybraah
      @ozzybraah 13 днів тому +2

      @@AdmiralAnarchy I didn’t know he was blind! Thats hilarious!

    • @xX504kidXx
      @xX504kidXx 6 днів тому +2

      @@AdmiralAnarchyhe literally wanted no part of what was going on

  • @benjamincornier4268
    @benjamincornier4268 Місяць тому +354

    You know it's bad when I have to take breaks throughout the video

    • @IsaiahClark-gq6nd
      @IsaiahClark-gq6nd Місяць тому +17

      You're right: whenever word comes around that Benjamin Cornier had to take a break watching a video, I tell alllllll my friends not to watch it.

    • @benjamincornier4268
      @benjamincornier4268 Місяць тому +12

      @@IsaiahClark-gq6nd I feel famous already

    • @evanharrison6378
      @evanharrison6378 Місяць тому +3

      Bro I paused the video on the first guy like 12 times

    • @bobbybushwhacker
      @bobbybushwhacker Місяць тому +1

      I've been turning down the volume and looking away hahaha

    • @bobbybushwhacker
      @bobbybushwhacker Місяць тому

      ​@@evanharrison6378 haha same, that was rough

  • @thatoneguy-jk6ts
    @thatoneguy-jk6ts 2 місяці тому +282

    I think my humor is broken. I legitimately thought the third guy was hillarious

    • @user-dm8kz8ul8h
      @user-dm8kz8ul8h 2 місяці тому +21

      Nah man I love being the only person in the room that laughs at a joke
      Shout out to Nate Marshall’s Jupiter joke. I’m still laughing at that one, and I don’t care how loud the other table groaned

    • @vinnyd6227
      @vinnyd6227 2 місяці тому +22

      3rd guy was definitely the funniest of the three and definitely not the worst. I’m not sure how the first guy saw those jokes going and the second woman just took an age to say anything. But well done to all of them, it can’t be easy to get up in front of that crowd.

    • @ososichosi
      @ososichosi Місяць тому

      It was a guy dressed as a woman

    • @Robbinoks
      @Robbinoks Місяць тому +3

      I was dying at the long pauses and breathing heavily into the mic. That should be the entire character. Just the stupidest jokes while breathing like Tony soprano

    • @samuelbarrett9403
      @samuelbarrett9403 Місяць тому

      Agreed, there are far more unfunny people on Kill Tony than him! The first person was a horrible talentless Jerk!

  • @gijsbunt3877
    @gijsbunt3877 Місяць тому +53

    American standup is basically just regular bullying

    • @lolawrenn8926
      @lolawrenn8926 18 днів тому +3

      Why do non americans see something from america and think that specific thing is just an "american thing"

    • @narcopilehptique6341
      @narcopilehptique6341 18 днів тому +1

      @@lolawrenn8926 cause it work more it seem like in america than in france .. humor is a thing that is so subjective and truly can fluctuate a bit from one country to another.

  • @br4ktz828
    @br4ktz828 2 місяці тому +1609

    Just three dudes bombing on stage

  • @troletrain
    @troletrain Місяць тому +437

    Juanita's five o clock shadow grows faster than her ability to get to a punch line.

  • @jhookjake
    @jhookjake 2 місяці тому +102

    Post Malone respectful as hell to that last guy ngl

  • @michaelcost7733
    @michaelcost7733 Місяць тому +7

    The only guy bombing is Tony. Nobody laughing

  • @B_uttcrumbs
    @B_uttcrumbs 2 місяці тому +672

    This is why kill Tony is fucking depressing

    • @DeimosPC
      @DeimosPC Місяць тому +199

      It is but some of these people need a reality check. Some of them genuinely will never be funny and they’re chasing a dream that’ll never come true.. wasting their time

    • @Blackdiamondprod.
      @Blackdiamondprod. Місяць тому +85

      Nah, man. People who aren’t funny will waste thousands of dollars signing up for open mics and shows that they have to pay for, getting scammed into “comedy classes”, moving to bigger cities to pursue comedy, quitting their jobs, getting scammed by fake producers. It’s better for them if they hear it straight from people they aren’t in competition with.

    • @crunkalac
      @crunkalac Місяць тому +5

      Ric Flair didn't feel the vibe at all

    • @tacticoolkid4957
      @tacticoolkid4957 Місяць тому +6

      @@Blackdiamondprod.like that episode where Dee taught acting classes

    • @Blackdiamondprod.
      @Blackdiamondprod. Місяць тому +7

      @@tacticoolkid4957 comedy classes in general are a scam. Nobody can teach you how you’re funny. They can just teach you how they’re funny. It’s not like playing an instrument, and if they were funny, they wouldn’t be teaching classes, they’d be getting paid spots.

  • @angusc.k.c6946
    @angusc.k.c6946 Місяць тому +27

    I feel so bad for Sai. He was just nervous and his angle didn’t work out. Probably a really nice guy too :(

  • @zombne
    @zombne 2 місяці тому +80

    That fish from SpongeBob:
    OHHHHHH BROTHER. THIS GUY STINKS!!!