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  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 4 роки тому +6371

    1:30 "nobody's ever thought 'let's make an exciting train'"
    Rollercoasters are gonna blow his mind.

  • @apollosaturn5
    @apollosaturn5 4 роки тому +10085

    If you ignore he fact that it hit an iceberg and it sank on its first voyage, and the fact it didn't make it to New York, and the fact that there were lifeboats for about half the people, and about 1500 people died; apart from that, the Titanic was a resounding success.

    • @yuutaruu4242
      @yuutaruu4242 4 роки тому +458

      I mean, it's a piece of wood and metal that floats. I'd say that accomplishes half the goal. The lesson that I got from this challenge.

    • @blxxplayz449
      @blxxplayz449 4 роки тому +44

      @@yuutaruu4242 Wrong video.

    • @arch9enius
      @arch9enius 4 роки тому +13

      Thank you Alan Partridge.

    • @one-wingedangel5107
      @one-wingedangel5107 4 роки тому +64

      I blame the naval laws they had at the time for the lifeboat issue, Titanic had enough space to accomodate lifeboats for everyone aboard and possibly more, but regulations put on the logic that if the ship is big enough then it can withstand anything nature throws at it, and make sure help arrives on time.

    • @apollosaturn5
      @apollosaturn5 4 роки тому +5

      @@arch9enius You're welcome Dorothy Zbornak.

  • @joshkirkham4281
    @joshkirkham4281 4 роки тому +5295

    “Ladies and gentlemen please brace yourself, the incompetent steward is about to pour tepid coffee into your crotch”

    • @normalminecraftletsplay
      @normalminecraftletsplay 4 роки тому +10

      .

    • @jaceallemang1968
      @jaceallemang1968 4 роки тому +197

      "JAMES STOP DOING MY JOB"
      "I'm the bloody conductor and I make the announcements, that's how it works"
      "lalalalalalalalalala"
      "penis penis penis penis penis"

    • @lukesweeney9694
      @lukesweeney9694 4 роки тому +27

      @@jaceallemang1968 its my tannoy

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 3 роки тому +15

      THIS KILLED ME

    • @Boypogikami132
      @Boypogikami132 3 роки тому +6

      @@jaceallemang1968 THIS KILLED ME

  • @enzdude
    @enzdude 4 роки тому +3531

    "This is the future of the train."
    - Clarkson, referring to a *1985 Jag XJ-S with a trailer*

    • @xtremesplit1321
      @xtremesplit1321 4 роки тому +7

      Lmao True

    • @OffGridInvestor
      @OffGridInvestor 4 роки тому +25

      Closer to the stone age self driving cars concept. A slightly more technical version using electric cable following was proposed back in the late 80s/early 90s. I wish we had something similar today. Like a self steering car with adaptive cruise control. So I could just set it for the exit near work and get it on the highway and set the cruise control. Then with a generator on the tow hitch I could actually make breakfast and get dressed while GOING to work.

    • @collinscody57
      @collinscody57 4 роки тому +13

      He also put is spoiler behind the rear axel of his trailer so when it does make down force it pushes down the back of the trailer lifting the front of the trailer and reducing his traction so the faster he goes the less rear wheel traction he has

    • @arch9enius
      @arch9enius 4 роки тому +6

      @Matthew Tymczyszyn Trains last, what, 40 years? Sometimes longer if they fit a niche. Prewar stock on the Isle of Wight 'tube' as an example

    • @Piwde
      @Piwde 4 роки тому +2

      We've found the person that watches Top Gear because they're a petrolhead instead of for the comedy

  • @rockboiler1029
    @rockboiler1029 8 років тому +5992

    "nobody has ever thought, let's make an exciting train!"
    Heard of rollercoasters?

    • @DoctorYoda2
      @DoctorYoda2 8 років тому +29

      😂😂😂

    • @corvoerin3766
      @corvoerin3766 8 років тому

      rockboiler

    • @leannefowler4112
      @leannefowler4112 8 років тому +1

      rockboiler l

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 7 років тому +138

      Yes, but rollercoasters don't really get you anywhere. They just sort of run you around an exciting circuit and you end up back where you started.

    • @jeracerx
      @jeracerx 7 років тому +49

      Prof. Luigi So what you're saying is that rollercoasters are basically train track days?

  • @chrome2423
    @chrome2423 4 роки тому +1171

    6:44
    That smile... that damn smile...

  • @tabby2792
    @tabby2792 4 роки тому +5984

    “My passengers are looking thrilled”
    Them: 😑😑

    • @monke7929
      @monke7929 4 роки тому +116

      More like 😳😳 with a hint of ☠️

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 3 роки тому +106

      More like😎😎

    • @fastbiker5869
      @fastbiker5869 3 роки тому +16

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @IDBRCvids
      @IDBRCvids 3 роки тому +29

      Trying to not eat any more bugs I suspect lol!!!

    • @1Percentt1
      @1Percentt1 3 роки тому +2

      @@IDBRCvids lolll

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 4 роки тому +6684

    I love how the editor’s face is expressionless the entire ride

    • @j4ret221
      @j4ret221 3 роки тому +263

      He knows who he is, a man of his trade

    • @aver4ge_gam3r37
      @aver4ge_gam3r37 3 роки тому +480

      Except for the part where the train on the other side catches fire, during which the editors face is trying not to lose it.

    • @ereckdragonflame2625
      @ereckdragonflame2625 3 роки тому +154

      @@aver4ge_gam3r37 he honestly looks relieved he isn't on that train

    • @DenVildaAnkan
      @DenVildaAnkan 3 роки тому +260

      He’s speechless because all the words in his head have been sucked out by the magnetism of Clarksons genius.

    • @RexfromIslaNublar
      @RexfromIslaNublar 3 роки тому +95

      You can tell he was enjoying himself though, just because of how hilarious everything was. Like he was dying inside when he saw the caravan on fire 😂

  • @toddjdb5792
    @toddjdb5792 4 роки тому +1343

    The reason they chose this track is because it’s called the “Great Central Railway”, it is now unused by the public except a train that is all first class where it goes to Leicester and back to Loughborough again, all whilst you have a lovely Sunday meal. Very nice, you should try it if you’re nearby.

    • @knuckles1206
      @knuckles1206 4 роки тому +29

      i thought this was on a heritage line of the same name

    • @Salmagundiii
      @Salmagundiii 3 роки тому +113

      thanks for the explanation - I couldn't believe that even the most popular show on the BBC would be have been granted permission to takeover a two track mainline!

    • @hurricanefury439
      @hurricanefury439 2 роки тому +30

      is that why they were using older engines like the BR class 08 that jeremy almost hit.

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 роки тому +3

      I will only go if Richard hammond is the chef

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 2 роки тому +3

      @@hurricanefury439 technically the 08 almost hit jeremy as it was on the wrong track.

  • @sjfoster12
    @sjfoster12 3 роки тому +789

    The editor’s review of the TGV12:
    “There was nothing to eat. The ride was awful. The noise was distressing. He spent most of the day going backwards. He genuinely feared for his life. And he ended up covered in excrement.”

  • @Akotski-ys9rr
    @Akotski-ys9rr 5 років тому +2940

    I love how the editor tries so hard not to laugh when they pass the burning train

    • @cringedetector442
      @cringedetector442 2 роки тому +19

      I love how youre making stuff up that didnt happen in the video

    • @jsphlml
      @jsphlml 2 роки тому +5

      Cringe Detector I love how you couldn’t just shut the fuck up

    • @CardboardOdyssey
      @CardboardOdyssey 2 роки тому +112

      @@cringedetector442 cringe detected

    • @JRS9468
      @JRS9468 2 роки тому +58

      @@cringedetector442 did you even watch the full video

    • @sherparoyale
      @sherparoyale 2 роки тому +21

      True, I noticed the same thing. He now has a fun story to share at dinners for the rest of his life.

  • @gunscotthdgaming69420
    @gunscotthdgaming69420 4 роки тому +5135

    *I am dying to the fact How May took Clarkson's warning as a compliment*
    Edit:
    I've triggered some people lately just for this comment. Sometimes my genius is almost frightening

    • @yammmit
      @yammmit 4 роки тому +239

      GunScott HDgaming he just didn’t take it seriously

    • @VtecGuru
      @VtecGuru 4 роки тому +7

      Ikr

    • @mynameisjeff8301
      @mynameisjeff8301 4 роки тому +8

      when?

    • @joshkirkham4281
      @joshkirkham4281 4 роки тому +14

      my name is jeff hello 5:29

    • @pompay5701
      @pompay5701 4 роки тому +157

      He isn't taking it as a compliment, he is just humouring Jeremy because James doesn't actually believe his train is on fire

  • @lewisnorth1188
    @lewisnorth1188 9 років тому +4855

    "James, your train's on fire"

    • @wtf3r
      @wtf3r 9 років тому +245

      +Lewis North "Is it?"

    • @ElliottHurst
      @ElliottHurst 9 років тому +214

      +Bizkit Productions "Riight.."

    • @isidrabaldazo9842
      @isidrabaldazo9842 8 років тому +29

      +Bizkit Productions i think he means is very fast

    • @zetankerplayz9181
      @zetankerplayz9181 8 років тому +21

      luagh so Hard in that part XD

    • @McFasty3924
      @McFasty3924 8 років тому +14

      +Lewis North I'd react that way too. 'yeah, sure!' if it is on fire, just carry on. If it is a bluff, you wasted no time in stopping to check. Well played

  • @sleeming88
    @sleeming88 10 років тому +824

    I love the fact that Richard was laughing at Jeremy having stopped before he actually noticed the reason why he'd stopped.

    • @WackoMcGoose
      @WackoMcGoose 2 роки тому +48

      "Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh wait, you're seriously stuck. HAAAAHAHAHAHA!"

  • @kabz0272
    @kabz0272 5 років тому +5245

    Clarkson: James!!!
    May: What?
    Clarkson: Your trains on fire
    May: Is it??
    Clarkson: Yes it is.
    May: Right
    Clarkson: Well there we are...

    • @netherfreakultima4498
      @netherfreakultima4498 4 роки тому +110

      He didn't know it was litterally XDDD

    • @Ved_Overclocked
      @Ved_Overclocked 4 роки тому +126

      The fact that it was not staged, made it even funnier!

    • @ZETH_27
      @ZETH_27 4 роки тому +58

      @@Ved_Overclocked The event was staged, but I don't think the lines were.

    • @aidenstanley7305
      @aidenstanley7305 4 роки тому +40

      ZETH _27 somehow I don't think they set their carriage on fire on purpose. Health and safety laws only stretch so far.

    • @aleksandersuur9475
      @aleksandersuur9475 4 роки тому +60

      @@aidenstanley7305 Health and safety is precisely the reason why such a thing must be staged and per-scripted, ditto for all the other mishaps in the show really. And well, 4:38 when the fire "accidentally" started.... really, that's pretty obvious pyrotechnics.

  • @bluecollardadventures2338
    @bluecollardadventures2338 3 роки тому +162

    I LOVE IT!!!! As a former train conductor I think this was done brilliantly and love the cooperation of the train company there with this filming!

    • @Sepilein1
      @Sepilein1 3 роки тому +23

      imagine your boss saying to you in the morning "James? you can run trough a caravan today"
      That must have been fking exciting :D

  • @truemetalsonic
    @truemetalsonic 8 років тому +3046

    the driver must of loved being told to plough through the caravan.

    • @alfiecochrane1061
      @alfiecochrane1061 7 років тому +55

      truemetalsonic not necessarily because it could damage the loco

    • @shanefox5344
      @shanefox5344 7 років тому +8

      RaDicAl

    • @froll1999
      @froll1999 7 років тому +275

      Nah it's only plywood and cheap plastic.

    • @madtrucker0983
      @madtrucker0983 5 років тому +42

      @@alfiecochrane1061 I seriously doubt that

    • @schlubbi8713
      @schlubbi8713 5 років тому +181

      @@kmemz-nk1xb I am pretty sure they preparated the caravan that got smashed. It would be to dangerous to plow through a caravan with solid axis and framework. Guess they removed all of this for the last take.

  • @elsauce4873
    @elsauce4873 5 років тому +2247

    ”Can I offer you some refreshmemts?”
    ”Do you got a coffee please?”
    *N* *O*

    • @dangaming2698
      @dangaming2698 5 років тому +5

      Filip Von Filbert have*

    • @elsauce4873
      @elsauce4873 5 років тому +12

      Click Shot The man who was asking said “got”

    • @sierraacharlie
      @sierraacharlie 4 роки тому +29

      “You have any chance of a Danish Pastry please?”
      *N O*

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle 3 роки тому +5

      Do you, in fact, have any cheese at all?

    • @ytrav
      @ytrav 3 роки тому +2

      @@JamaicanCastle *N O*

  • @carpetsomething
    @carpetsomething 6 років тому +715

    "James, your trains on fire!"
    'is it?'
    "yes, it is"
    Cracks me up

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +5

      Meanwhile later every passenger: Abandon train!!! Train is on fire!!!

  • @mynameisopulence
    @mynameisopulence 5 років тому +1175

    7:10 That must’ve gone over well with the railway company.

    • @racistdoctor5818
      @racistdoctor5818 3 роки тому +12

      @@daylightman8459 wtf does that even mean

    • @ajstevenson4181
      @ajstevenson4181 3 роки тому +152

      @@racistdoctor5818 essentially, it was planned.

    • @dcw127
      @dcw127 3 роки тому +158

      It was planned. Notice how in the immediate shot after Hammond and May are stood just ahead of the adjoined "carriage" which is deliberately derailed.

    • @Reading3412Studios
      @Reading3412Studios 3 роки тому +77

      @@racistdoctor5818 it basically means that the locomotive that hits the caravan is from a railway line that’s been turned into a museum and preserves locomotives that have met the end of their working life and runs them on said line. If you don’t understand l, just search up the talyllyn railway.

    • @brentp6890
      @brentp6890 3 роки тому +87

      No worries... it was only a Scum Class carriage anyway.

  • @davidw.7275
    @davidw.7275 10 років тому +1070

    Clarkson-"Your train's on fire." "Oh is it?"
    LOL XD

    • @jordanbp71
      @jordanbp71 10 років тому +4

      Hahahahahahaha Oh is it?

    • @danielpaterson2694
      @danielpaterson2694 10 років тому +7

      Jordan Bridges Philips If I was on the red train, I would have told him to slow down so I could cook some sausages.

    • @stenbockenmedia4496
      @stenbockenmedia4496 10 років тому +2

      Daniel Paterson soo i guess you like to repeat yourself

    • @bullettor5432
      @bullettor5432 7 років тому +1

      David W. I

    • @corbynainsley2701
      @corbynainsley2701 7 років тому +1

      David W. Pmsl

  • @flyer203
    @flyer203 10 років тому +18469

    Top Gear always makes me wonder how big is their budget?

    • @xXOctan3Xx
      @xXOctan3Xx 10 років тому +1729

      I believe the budget used to be approximately £250k per episode, but since a lot of cuts in the BBC, I think that figure has dropped to about half. It's why you see a lot less crazy stuff going on now (no more reliant robin rocket etc.)

    • @Sarge92
      @Sarge92 10 років тому +191

      look at game shows every time they do a episode they have to be able to backup there claims of prize money so they must have a budget that takes into account the slim chance of there ebing a weinner say on every episode also the more viewers they get the more budget there alocated because there getting more people watching which means more people watch the adverts which means advert slots during that time cost more which means more money for the show then that of course leads to more viewers

    • @spencerst
      @spencerst 10 років тому +138

      KYLE REES theres no adverts on the bbc

    • @DjAlanBarratt
      @DjAlanBarratt 10 років тому +335

      its paid for by the public

    • @Sarge92
      @Sarge92 10 років тому +34

      pip pop pip pop i never mentioned thats what the bbc did i was stating how top gear do9sent have such a big budget when you consider how much game shows have to blow on prize money the bbc get the funding through tv license and through selling to other channels they still play by the same rules though if the shows shit it dosent get as much money and people are less likley to wanna get a tv license just for bbc

  • @Lawls
    @Lawls 9 років тому +2165

    With Top Gear it seems whenever Caravans are involved... fire is also involved.

  • @theartoftimelapsemore424
    @theartoftimelapsemore424 11 місяців тому +11

    7:10
    That's a Class 45 locomotive, number D123, built in 1961 as one of the first British diesel electric locomotives. It was built for the Leicestershire and Derbyshire (Prince Albert's Own) Yeomanry.

  • @almostkentish3042
    @almostkentish3042 8 років тому +848

    that class 40 driver must have lit up like a young child on Christmas morning at being told ' right, jim, you'll take the freight and almost cause an accident, and Geoff, you'll take the passengers and hit a caravan.'

    • @nohanahlous3135
      @nohanahlous3135 8 років тому +9

      AlmostKentish trains and other passengers are not the same as the rest of the rest in the same way as the rest of the rest is the same as wr njkl.ll,m. Mm bum nm m yyggggfffffd

    • @thetravinator934
      @thetravinator934 8 років тому +73

      I can imagine the Class 08 driver laughing his ass off as he forces Jeremy to back up.

    • @PendennisCastle
      @PendennisCastle 8 років тому +37

      Close, it's actually a Class 45

    • @almostkentish3042
      @almostkentish3042 8 років тому +8

      Pendennis Castle​ is it?
      EDIT: after looking online, yes, yes it is

    • @almostkentish3042
      @almostkentish3042 8 років тому +3

      Lacuna Leora 'nearly' being the key word here

  • @44ro.n
    @44ro.n 8 років тому +2937

    4:02 left lane, right lane, left lane

    • @hjdddrhhhdid3117
      @hjdddrhhhdid3117 7 років тому +83

      Very nice

    • @poznanskiszybkowiec_official
      @poznanskiszybkowiec_official 6 років тому +65

      they forgot that a freight train was on the left track when TGV Car train was here, Caravan train class 1 should take better care and hire more people

    • @poznanskiszybkowiec_official
      @poznanskiszybkowiec_official 6 років тому +7

      well, i have a suggestion, make things not fall, if you could, then you could serve them or just serve them at the desired stations

    • @evanwood3897
      @evanwood3897 6 років тому

      eufogia F god.lv d fdbhfh

    • @jackmcdonald8355
      @jackmcdonald8355 6 років тому +54

      It's called editing. They probably used parts filmed at different times and stitched them together.

  • @SuperZiggyCraft
    @SuperZiggyCraft 7 років тому +832

    5:27
    "James."
    "What?"
    "Your train's on fire."
    "Is it?"
    "Yes it is."
    "Right."
    lol XD

  • @Leila555
    @Leila555 5 років тому +459

    3:00 I feel like The Stig was driving that locomotive.

  • @logoseven3365
    @logoseven3365 9 років тому +200

    "In a moment the incompetent steward is about to pour tepid coffee into your crouch. "
    Awesome

  • @Bammer2001
    @Bammer2001 5 років тому +207

    3:45 😆
    Richard Hammond - _You drive, I steward!_
    James May - It's *_MY_* train and the *_DRIVER_* makes the *_BLEEDING_* announcements!

    • @NickelPlateMxne
      @NickelPlateMxne 3 роки тому +3

      “That’s the way it is”

    • @Bammer2001
      @Bammer2001 3 роки тому +3

      @@NickelPlateMxne What are you doing here, you Octoling? This is Inkling turf.

    • @1Rolinha
      @1Rolinha 2 роки тому +5

      Lalalalalalalalalalala!

    • @JhyunCho
      @JhyunCho 3 місяці тому

      Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

  • @henri6311
    @henri6311 11 років тому +2502

    James! You're train's on fire!
    Is it???
    Yes it is!
    Riiighhht! :D
    5:23

  • @danelson
    @danelson 4 роки тому +443

    Clarkson: "James!"
    May: "What?"
    Clarkson: "Your train on fire"
    May: "Oh no"
    Also May: "Anyway"

    • @monke7929
      @monke7929 4 роки тому +5

      Hahaha this meme and the *always has been* cracks me up

    • @cube4547
      @cube4547 3 роки тому +1

      It seems like he took it as a compliment, which is funnier lol

    • @MitchellfcNa32
      @MitchellfcNa32 3 роки тому +6

      @@cube4547 no he just didn’t take it seriously and thought jezza was tricking him

  • @silvererain
    @silvererain 8 років тому +486

    saw one passenger smiling for split second, they know it's funny

  • @felixcatora4105
    @felixcatora4105 9 років тому +623

    5:24 *Most amusing shot ever.*

    • @erkdoc5
      @erkdoc5 9 років тому +43

      +Felix Catora I also lost it at that. Although, I would assume their expressions were hiding laughter and fear.

    • @assemblyrequired7342
      @assemblyrequired7342 9 років тому +16

      +Felix Catora I'm surprised they weren't gawking. I'd probably be laughing out loud, imagining the whoever got stuck with serving the train tripping over his own feet to try and put out the fire!

    • @shawn914
      @shawn914 7 років тому

      Felix Catora a

    • @ariklieu5011
      @ariklieu5011 7 років тому

      Felix Catora i

    • @british-sama7007
      @british-sama7007 4 роки тому

      Actually is 7:11

  • @christinegrunert168
    @christinegrunert168 7 років тому +296

    6:55 "the fact that all the passenger ran away"... *get hit my train 😂😂😂

  • @jamierodgers1467
    @jamierodgers1467 3 роки тому +305

    3:33 "Ladies and gentlemen, please brace yourselves. The incompetent steward is about to pour tepid coffee into your crotch."
    I miss this kind of humour 😂😂😂

    • @KeeperOfPoops
      @KeeperOfPoops 2 роки тому +13

      Christ sake James stop making *bleep* announcements, that's my job! I'm the steward, you drive... I steward!

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому +12

      @@KeeperOfPoops "It's _my_ train and the driver makes the bleeding announcements! *_That's the way it is!"_*

    • @alansohn855
      @alansohn855 2 роки тому +7

      @@JetFalcon710 *Few minues later* "Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala"

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 2 роки тому

      @@alansohn855 "Penis, penis, penis, penis, penis..."

    • @EEE-1409
      @EEE-1409 2 роки тому

      @@alansohn855 Penispenispenispenispenispenis it's my tannoy

  • @rlwieneke
    @rlwieneke 10 років тому +4169

    how the hell do they get away with cars on fire on the tracks and a train crash?

    • @QuadTubeChannel
      @QuadTubeChannel 10 років тому +1135

      The BBC... they're good at staging stuff.

    • @danlefou
      @danlefou 10 років тому +1184

      The Great Central Railway has the only stretch of double-track main line in preservation in the UK, so a film crew can do what it likes with a variety of old locomotives and rolling stock, provided of course that strict safety precautions are taken. It's all choreographed to the inch and the second with a big crew; what's brilliant and funny is that it looks so spontaneous.

    • @naywils
      @naywils 9 років тому +292

      hardly a train crash, the train would more than likely smash through anything anyway.

    • @catweasle5737
      @catweasle5737 9 років тому +37

      +rlwieneke Money and lots of it.

    • @louispearce
      @louispearce 9 років тому +38

      +Vewser The real Class 08 horn is a two tone
      EDIT: It's not - made a bit of a mistake there!

  • @memesrdreams4854
    @memesrdreams4854 5 років тому +128

    5:20 A truly great moment, immortalized in the intro sequence forever.

  • @WillDrew02
    @WillDrew02 8 років тому +2312

    this came through my village 😂

    • @Albiliuss
      @Albiliuss 7 років тому +49

      I came in your village! XD

    • @KH-vq6fs
      @KH-vq6fs 7 років тому +40

      EverythingWill jezza came in your village ..but then so did James in Jezza

    • @ethanblackwood9665
      @ethanblackwood9665 6 років тому +8

      !!!!! Wow!!

    • @gasperpancur8142
      @gasperpancur8142 5 років тому +8

      I think no one cares

    • @pix_d20
      @pix_d20 5 років тому +54

      @@gasperpancur8142 i do

  • @anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s
    @anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s 4 роки тому +206

    4:17
    That chap on the right must be questioning his entire existance right now.

    • @Xipheas
      @Xipheas 2 роки тому

      Existence*

  • @fiutare1
    @fiutare1 10 років тому +745

    I will never understand british humor. But I love it.

    • @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight
      @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight 6 років тому +119

      It's a cauldron of pure sarcasm, with a mix of self-deprecation and a pinch of taking the piss

    • @xDemonStorm87x
      @xDemonStorm87x 6 років тому +5

      @@RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight could not be more true lol and Ik that because i am a fellow Brit

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 5 років тому +15

      I'm an Italian who spent my whole life in Britain and when I moved to Italy I didn't (and still don't) get Italian humour at all. I watched several Italian comedies at the cinema and everyone was laughing and I was just "this isn't funny. It's stupid". Italian humour is dreadfully unfunny

    • @mygetawayart
      @mygetawayart 2 роки тому +2

      @@visionist7 it's just a massive clownshow for people who have nothing better to do than watch Silvio Berlusconi's simpleton's tv channels.

  • @aristas3695
    @aristas3695 8 років тому +952

    Cant wait to do this with a Koenigsegg

    • @aristas3695
      @aristas3695 8 років тому +25

      ***** i wasn't being serious xD. i'd be lucky to even sit in a Regera in my lifetime.

    • @dans6117
      @dans6117 6 років тому +8

      Aristas you can’t, after around 100-120mph on a corner, it will derail on itself, do it on forza

    • @bikerlad3138
      @bikerlad3138 6 років тому

      Aristas can't wait to do it with a g5.

    • @Killerspieler0815
      @Killerspieler0815 6 років тому

      @ Aristas -
      do it with 1000+ PS cars with all wheel drive in tripple traction ( = multiple "locomotives")

    • @merajali8454
      @merajali8454 6 років тому +3

      @@aristas3695 Some day you'll have your own Koenigsegg :) Amen!

  • @TomDavias
    @TomDavias 11 років тому +514

    1:50 SOME POO'S COME OUT!

  • @ElementofKindness
    @ElementofKindness 2 роки тому +77

    The fact that they managed to gain the cooperation from the railroad for all these skits, is absolutely incredible!

  • @newem1nem
    @newem1nem 9 років тому +380

    The part @4:19 had me dying!!! James just repeating "penis" was absolute gold.

  • @Blargenth
    @Blargenth 8 років тому +1048

    Seriously, how do they get away with all that?

    • @LPyourplay
      @LPyourplay 8 років тому +60

      licence's

    • @Ansaro1
      @Ansaro1 8 років тому +284

      +Blargenth Money.

    • @invalice123
      @invalice123 8 років тому +50

      +Blargenth We don't have an economy. Got nothing better to do other than smash and burn things.

    • @ProfessorHeavyTF2
      @ProfessorHeavyTF2 8 років тому +20

      +William Strutt
      Well, considering the referendum result.........
      *YAY I TURNED THIS INTO A POLITICAL DISCUSSION SOMEONE END ME*

    • @lolibz09
      @lolibz09 8 років тому +3

      +Professor Heavy yey brexit. gosh you brits

  • @burnbarnaby
    @burnbarnaby 7 років тому +74

    7:10 Didn't saw this one coming.

  • @Ryan.C97998
    @Ryan.C97998 3 роки тому +42

    0:04-0:06 That little happy celebrate dance by Jeremy :)

  • @anuradhagroundtraining3712
    @anuradhagroundtraining3712 8 років тому +223

    "James, your train is on fire"
    " :) is it. "
    LOL

  • @Electric__
    @Electric__ 4 роки тому +228

    0:43 “MY PASSENGERS ARE LOOKING THRILLED!!!!!”
    the passengers: 😐

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому +4

      Later passengers 🤔 at least our train is not on fire.😅

  • @specialpatrolgroup92
    @specialpatrolgroup92 9 років тому +91

    When they pass them and it's on fire i really love the little smirk on the editor's face XD

  • @timgordon5539
    @timgordon5539 2 роки тому +37

    It’s amazing how much effort goes into filming this single episode

  • @Joe13313
    @Joe13313 7 років тому +74

    1:52 some poo's come out. I cracked up laughing.

  • @steecheeful
    @steecheeful 4 роки тому +60

    I love the odd implication that the editor of Railway Express Magazine had somehow, at some point, upset Jeremy and this is his payback.

  • @TheSchizoTrollinator
    @TheSchizoTrollinator 4 роки тому +123

    “My passengers are thrilled.”
    His passengers : .____________________________.

  • @Joe-oj2mi
    @Joe-oj2mi 3 роки тому +13

    6:37 the future I love the editor’s face during the whole video

  • @metalinyourhead3604
    @metalinyourhead3604 5 років тому +75

    3:33 when James made that announcement. I was drinking tea and had spat it on to some papers.

  • @ChrisMolyneaux93
    @ChrisMolyneaux93 8 років тому +418

    SOME POO'S COME OUT

  • @donovanmedley5756
    @donovanmedley5756 9 років тому +951

    That guy in the scum class is dead O_o

    • @yerpppyerpppyerppp
      @yerpppyerpppyerppp 9 років тому +2

      ...

    • @whiskey-f1p
      @whiskey-f1p 9 років тому +104

      +Donovan Medley all the passengers ran away after the fire, so their was no-one in it D:

    • @jijzer4581
      @jijzer4581 9 років тому +4

      ***** lol

    • @skylerr6538
      @skylerr6538 9 років тому +44

      RIP random old guy who pissed right off the train

    • @assemblyrequired7342
      @assemblyrequired7342 9 років тому +2

      +Donovan Medley Well, he would be if he didn't run away. Which is good, because that could be bad for Top Gear's image...

  • @blehtbh
    @blehtbh 4 роки тому +59

    Class 08: why hello there
    Clarkson: what are looking at
    Class 08: a bad version of tgv

  • @HandsomeMoose
    @HandsomeMoose 10 років тому +126

    Another great Top Gear combination of caravans and fire.

  • @ddrusa
    @ddrusa 10 років тому +232

    Great Scott when this baby hits up to 88 miles per hour your going to see some serious shit

    • @TheOpelkoenjas
      @TheOpelkoenjas 10 років тому +8

      Literally. lol

    • @maggosh
      @maggosh 10 років тому +2

      SOME POO'S COME OUT

    • @leonildagoncalves4454
      @leonildagoncalves4454 10 років тому +1

    • @TheOpelkoenjas
      @TheOpelkoenjas 10 років тому +1

      ***** I saw that person's name come up, but without any comment left??? What did I miss, what did she say?

    • @TheOpelkoenjas
      @TheOpelkoenjas 10 років тому +1

      ***** That's not what I meant. ;) You were replying to leonilda, but I'm only seeing her name but no comment left by her. Hence the reason why I'm asking: what did she say for you to respond? ;) Cheers.

  • @efthymis_mc34
    @efthymis_mc34 9 років тому +321

    0:49
    "Speed is right, speed is good, speed works"
    Me: SPEED IS KEY! ... ... ... no? Dang it.

  • @McShaggswell
    @McShaggswell 4 роки тому +26

    No matter how many episodes I hear Clarkson say "Some poo's come out" in I laugh

  • @thewillofabeast9079
    @thewillofabeast9079 5 років тому +90

    1:45
    "Some poos come out!"

  • @Schmoep
    @Schmoep 7 років тому +55

    0:50 some might say
    SPEED IS KEY

  • @roberthopkins7984
    @roberthopkins7984 8 років тому +12

    6:16 one of the most sensible comments made by Clarkson.

  • @j4ret221
    @j4ret221 3 роки тому +21

    2:05 I didn't know Mr bean was on top gear

    • @TopicalEssay
      @TopicalEssay Рік тому +2

      Rowan Atkinson was the guest staring in the reasonably priced car during this episode

  • @earlwhite
    @earlwhite 8 років тому +136

    7:10 poor scum class passenger...

    • @Jake_Josh
      @Jake_Josh 4 роки тому +10

      No all the passengers ran away.
      He’s fine.

    • @Gyroglle
      @Gyroglle 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jake_Josh if you're in scum class always eat your banana because you might just need to get up to run away REAL quick

    • @scotth6814
      @scotth6814 4 роки тому

      Well at least he got a toilet.

  • @Tom-to5xe
    @Tom-to5xe 8 років тому +102

    We need these as Hornby models and for James may toy stories

  • @joshbacon8241
    @joshbacon8241 6 років тому +64

    3:48
    *”It’s my train and the driver makes the bleeding announcements! That’s the way it is!!”*
    _- James May, Top Gear (S17 E4)_
    🤣 *LOL!!!* 😂

    • @knuckles1206
      @knuckles1206 4 роки тому +1

      i think hes thinking of a plane

  • @stevenleeoff
    @stevenleeoff 3 роки тому +5

    6:45 the iconic “smug” face 🤣 still gets me every time In 2021.

  • @entrippyZ
    @entrippyZ 8 років тому +49

    "SOME POO's COME OOOUT."
    - Jeremy Clarkson 2011

  • @smittyprime04
    @smittyprime04 6 років тому +37

    2:40 Hammond 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jonny_____
    @Jonny_____ 9 років тому +13

    RIP great top gear moments like this, top gear will never be the same

  • @baguettysheppy1740
    @baguettysheppy1740 3 роки тому +15

    5:08 did they seriously use Battlefield: modern combat 2 music for this XD

  • @Arvipa.
    @Arvipa. 4 роки тому +16

    Just imagine that old lady coming back from the groceries and just see this on the train tracks 🤣🤣

  • @BlondeCurlsBlueEyes
    @BlondeCurlsBlueEyes 8 років тому +27

    I love the look on the old bloke's face as they slowly pass James's smouldering caravan

  • @MasterOfTheLemons
    @MasterOfTheLemons 4 роки тому +16

    I literally looked away for 10 seconds at 4:30 and when I looked back the kitchen was on fire.

  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 3 роки тому +10

    Considering that Jeremy's train is just a convertible with a roofless trailer, he is very fortunate that they did this on the one day of the year it was sunny in Britain.

  • @TrevorBrass
    @TrevorBrass 11 років тому +80

    Haha, the Top Gear challenges are the best!

  • @CoastwayWill
    @CoastwayWill 6 років тому +7

    As a rail enthusiast, I can confirm the following:
    Clarkson was held up by a “Gronk” so he was officially “Gronked”
    May’s consist was smashed by a “Peak” and so his caravans were scared when they heard Peak’a’boo!
    :P

  • @HORIANAFOREVER
    @HORIANAFOREVER 3 роки тому +18

    When the train hit one of the caravans I was dieing of laughter 😂😂

  • @TracksideManiac
    @TracksideManiac 3 роки тому +16

    The fact that Clarkson just gets stopped by a BR Class 08 and Hammond sets the kitchen on fire is just hilarious.

    • @loganshaw9198
      @loganshaw9198 3 роки тому

      Someone forgot to turn off the stove.

    • @hunterneitzel3012
      @hunterneitzel3012 3 роки тому

      It was a br class 10, it's a lot rarer than an 08. The class 10 has a Blackstone er6t prime mover and general electric company nose suspended traction motors. The class 08 has an English electric 6kt prime mover and English electric 506 traction motors. The have the same design and power rating. While 996 08s were produced, only 146 10s were produced. Over 100 08s are still in service, and 80 08s are preserved. However only 5 class 10s were preserved, one of them being scrapped during preservation, so only 4 still exist. The 08 also had other variations, including the class 09, class 11, the class 12, and the class 13 master-slave units

  • @deadshot_daquiri_remastered
    @deadshot_daquiri_remastered 4 роки тому +25

    "The sport train is invincible!"
    Not even 5 seconds later
    Train: I'm going to end this man's whole career"

  • @poppedweasel
    @poppedweasel 5 років тому +6

    I like the way Clarkson slowed down next to the burning train to enlighten James, while gently roasting his passengers beside a blowtorch of a fire.

    • @arch9enius
      @arch9enius 5 років тому +1

      They're probably glad of the warmth after that ride.

  • @saberracer026
    @saberracer026 4 роки тому +24

    5:17, a great meme template was born!

  • @xdshrekt3909
    @xdshrekt3909 4 роки тому +41

    4:20 lmao

  • @ButBigger42
    @ButBigger42 8 років тому +74

    They think Chris Pine and Matt Leblanc can even compare to these three. LOLOLOLOL

    • @aika860
      @aika860 8 років тому +4

      you mean Chris Evans?

    • @ButBigger42
      @ButBigger42 8 років тому +24

      I don't really care what his name is. He sucks.

    • @siuoleht
      @siuoleht 8 років тому +3

      Nick Miner True!!!!

    • @daillyarran
      @daillyarran 8 років тому +2

      they were crrrrrraaaaaaaaaap. i'm happy its owned by amazon and its the original crew now. its prime exclusive tho :'(

  • @BossCoins2
    @BossCoins2 6 років тому +31

    “James, your train’s on fire”
    Jeremy Clarkson-2011

  • @marcosmedia7463
    @marcosmedia7463 4 роки тому +27

    1:59 School food be like

  • @chrishestand1032
    @chrishestand1032 2 роки тому +17

    0:04
    Jeremy's expression here, with hand movements, has made into my daily life.

  • @bukasb
    @bukasb 5 років тому +40

    ya gotta love the EDITOR OF RAILWAY EXPRESS MAGAZINE!!

  • @iloverock6556
    @iloverock6556 10 років тому +22

    I love when they laugh in each other's faces its so funny.

  • @hj_matt6993
    @hj_matt6993 3 роки тому +7

    5:28 I like how James doesn’t care that His Train’s on fire

  • @codenayr7894
    @codenayr7894 6 місяців тому +2

    "Your train's on fire"
    "Is it.-" (Grins and nods)

  • @danielpaterson2694
    @danielpaterson2694 10 років тому +30

    When the actual caravans passed the red speeder, I just imagined the Thomas the Tank Engine theme.

    • @EoRdE6
      @EoRdE6 10 років тому

      That improves it by a lot

  • @Mechanicalrob
    @Mechanicalrob 6 років тому +43

    "Some poo's come out!" 😂😂😂

  • @jackmcdonald8355
    @jackmcdonald8355 4 роки тому +24

    2:05 JC: "HA HA HAHAHA. James!" JM: "What?" JC: "Your train's on fire." JM: "Is it? (Sarcastic)" JM: "Yes, it is." JM: "Right." JC: "Well there we are."

  • @justinkwong8071
    @justinkwong8071 4 роки тому +8

    0:32 They be like
    "Dude, BEST day for trainspotting."