@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary. Presser: Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them.... 😂
いきすちそ In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie One’s song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. He’s basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
@@Cameron-km4xs there's also proof he was chatting to the mum. Anyways we all believe what we wanna. We all just have to extremely cautious, this era would get you cancelled if they catch you slipping on any thing
@@Cameron-km4xs basically he was chatting to his manager niece like treating her like a lil sis then the hacker edited/deleted the messages basically fabricated messages to make the conversation look weird and Vns weren’t bad but people took it out of context and yh calling him a nonce for something he didn’t do basically wat happened
“Lord Jesus, I come to You as a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask for your forgiveness. I believe with all my heart that You died on the cross and rose up again for my sins.” I open my heart to You and receive You as my Lord and personal Saviour. Please take control of my life and make me what You want me to be. From today, I am Yours and You are mine. Thank You, Father for this wonderful gift of salvation, Amen.”
Boris asked me how many times have I been outside
“Of course I lied”
Best comment😂😂😂😂
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Best comment and the tune ain’t even out
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Death once had a near Dutchavelli experience
🤣🤣☠
Teeeeeeeeaaaaars!
omdsss
Yo I think this one of the best ones
Zac Miles agreed🤣
Dutch needs to do a video of him reacting to the comments on his videos 😂😂😂
Ong
Best idea ever!!
Nigga you dare to tell dutchavelli what he needs to do ??!
@@KING-ck4dd we can now he has been exposed for texting a 14 yo
@@Goldenxbih that wasnt last week though mate
Dutchavelli is the type of guy to stab someone in a paintball match to save ammo
Yaaaa 😂😂
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stole top comment
@@yxngsanz2181
This better than top comment
Bad man tings
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Savage 🤣😂
😂
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this guy sounds like what black air forces would sound like
LOOOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
videos not even dropped yet
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Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Lmao
K I N G seriously it’s mad 😂😂 like wtf
Lmao, these comments are killing me. Nutters.
Bruv these comments kill me🤣🤣
dude this is the funniest comment i ever seen on youtube NO FUCKING LIE . BLESS u
Dutch's Air Force are too scared to crease
Looool
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Dutchavelli’s girl: daddy can you pass me the sauce?
Dad: yeah sure
Dutchavelli: she was talking to me
Dad: yes daddy
Woooow
Wtf 😂😂😂 am dead
Lol 😂
I'm fucking dead 😂😂
Sus
Apparently this guy hasn’t got a house key because he boots his door off every time he comes back
R M saw the same comment on an Abra vid lol
Your Mother who asked?
Maximilian Jay Lowe yeah can’t lie I saw it on some fb post after his interview went around
Why is this so believable 🤣
And then kicks the door back on to close it
When dutchavelli goes to a restaurant the waiter gives *him* the tip
PAUSEEE!!!!
wait what does he give him ???????????
rr vd 😳😳😳😳
i think you meant a tip and not the tip *I HOPE*
@@tedbearsavage1238 both
When Dutchavelli was born he held his mother in his arms
😂😂😂😂😂
UNDERRATED COMMENT
😆😂😂😂
xDd
That's just beyond absurd 🤣🤣🤣
In school teachers had to raise their hands up to talk to Dutchavelli.
A. Anonymous Underrated comment 😂
😂
I think ur talkin about zlatan
Johnny Miah
All these Zlatan jokes applied to Dutchavelli .. Just stop
A song with him and Pop Smoke would be the most lit shit ever
Umm pop smoke kinda not alive so yh😒😭
@@akhanio2024 shut the fuck up you moist yute
Pop smoke got popped smoked
Don B you wrong for that bro 😭
would have been*
When Dutch takes his dog for a walk at the park, his dog tells people that Dutchavelli doesn't bite
Jajjajaj
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Huh?
Hehe 😎
Hahaha
What coulda been, damn. The streets will not forget the mad run he had during COVID-19
The most potential
This guy the type of guy to tell his barber he don’t like his trim with chest
Gang Way 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You gotta have massive bollocks to say that to ur barber
lmaooo
When Dutchavelli turned 16 and left his family home, he turned to his dad and said "now you're the man of the house".
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment 😂😂
Lmaoo😂😂😂
That's a recycled Ibrahimovic line
😂😂😂😂😂
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
underrated
When Dutchavelli was born, man drove his Dad & Marj home from the hospital.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yoooo this comment is too underated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Imam Santa its stolen thats why
Dutchavelli gets surrounded by 20 people and tells them “you’re surrounded”
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
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😂😂
Nah this is probably the funniest comment ive seen since lockdown 😂😂
😂😂
The Fendi scarf is proud to be wearing dutchavelli.
😂😂😂😂😂
You got the meme all wrong bro 😂
Saeed Osman word
Is scared to wear*
Shout out MO3. Rap God
Dutchavelli dun took off HAM ON THIS RIGHT HERE! a u t h e n t I c v i e w s dun took his career off 2 the next level fr fr no cap
0:59 “go sleep with the baddest shawty, feds at the door I didn’t know she was fourteen” awhhhh
Chill Lmao
@@americaninsurgent4403 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Its fake 😂😂😂😂
@@tsv1p3r86 innit
When Dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
Hypebeast Tips hahaha
@Izi Ugbiyobo 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Some jokeman
Hypebeast Tips 😭😭😭😭
😂😂
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Dutchavelli is the one kid who actually gets up when the teacher asks him if he wants to teach the lesson
Pfft💀💀
Dutch used to make the teachers stand in the corner in primary school.
Dutchavelli shouldn’t be anywhere near a school 🥴🤦🏻
Dutch once uppercutted a horse, that was the first giraffe ever to form
Imagine if he made a tune with Abra and popsmoke if he was alive, just hella deep voices loool
Nah Striker or Fidel Castro (y.acg)
If you're talking American artists, you can add G Herbo & Lil Bibby too.
Omg him and popsmoke tho🥵💥that’d be a banger stilllll
@Bikel Tyron True, but he does do drill. Pop Smoke doesn't do grime either, that's a UK thing.
AM too
He sounds like he hit puberty when he was born.
Maybe even earlier
daire roe in his mother’s womb
fuck you when he was in his da’s balls bro
Nah puberty didn’t hit him he hit puberty
@@cpollard9994 dude ahaha
dutch looks like he makes the onion cry
Dutchavelli the type of person that makes Florida man seem normal
😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 lol Dutch scary but idk bro . Florida is on a diff level
@@zacmiles5342 im from tampa trust hell fit rite in with my gs
Parents in 2020 telling there kids "go to sleep before dutchavelli comes"
😂
Funniest comment so far
😂😂😂
Lmao
jajajajaajajajajaajajajaajajajajaajaj
When he stubs his toe he ask the door if it’s okay
Need more likes 😂
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Nah he shoots the door
Lol
It's been three years and I still crave for this song 😊
What a gay adjective
@@FacelessEBK that’s the way you see it
When Dutch was a kid and would visit his grandparents, he would tell them stories before sleep.
Surely he will be the new villain on Top Boy. Surely surely.
😂😂😂
Surely surely 🤣
Villain 😂 it's not fucking batman 😂
But can he act?
Zoltan “villan”😂😂
Dutchavelli the type of person to give the driving instructor driving lessons.
dutchavelli the type of guy who can do a wheelie on a unicycle :)
sounds like he drinks a pint of diesel with his cereal in the mornings
Huzayfa D 😂😂😂😂
Nah he uses the diesel as milk 😂
Ini man drinks that straight fuel🤣🤣
Dan Clark 😂😂😂
before the boogieman goes to bed he checks his closet for dutchavelli
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
“I just got two in a arm but I need me 100 bricks like bumpy” 🥶🥶🥶❄️you a legend if you understood that bat
That hard drill with that hard voice 🇬🇧🔥
Love from Italy 🇮🇹
I stopped Dutchavelli the other day & he left me with a caution
Well done mate he shouted u out on his insta story😂😂💯
Behind the scenes footage revealed. ua-cam.com/video/yGAHQhDkWKI/v-deo.html
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He pulled ME over the other day 🤯
I stopped Mr Dutchavelli to conduct a breathyliser test. Luckily I wasn't driving over the limit and we had a quick friendly chat. Nice chap
Man 🙆🏽♂️❤️💯 Dutchavelli is the best bruh.. All the way from Botswana, Botswana bruh you got a fan 🇧🇼🔥🔥🔥🔥
Dutchavelli has some banger songs, that’s one of them 😵🔥
Dutchavelli really murdered someone just so he could get the police tent in the video
KrashRAIN fuck sake hahah
😂😂😂✂️
are all his fans white kids? 😂😂😂
@@YusuphYT what does that have with race??
killer shut up man go back to eating ya Lidl bread off the floor, srsly some man are dun out here
Dutchavelli gargles stones after he’s brushed his teeth
Ahahahaha this got me
Sol Butler gravel toot ass nigga
earth rotate when dutchavelli walking!!!!
dutchavelli gives his parents the "watch when we get home" look
"A thousand grams in the presser, one phone call that's going up Leicester...."
Too hard man!
Is presser a automatic car?
@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary.
Presser:
Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them....
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I don’t get it
@@fahema4612 Don't worry about it
L W please I wanna know
I asked Dutch the other day
"Yo fam how many pull ups can you do "
He replied
"All of them "
Ghost Familia 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah🤣
This song sound way better in 2021.
Last time Dutchavelli went to court he sentenced the judge to life
Dutchavelli actually sounds like batman if he was born in Hackney😂
ua-cam.com/video/YSJlPyhbVLE/v-deo.html
You can thank me after
@@Sigma-Midset ❄️
UK Drill News Drill freestyle
ua-cam.com/video/BisFSV1zvuI/v-deo.html
He's like the pop smoke of the UK in term of unique voice
Mtl68W S this guy would actually pop smoke if mans ran through his yard
Dutchavelli looks the final boss battle in games.
Swear someone said this in the comments in his last video
1 AlixxxX 1 dead
Surely Surely, the girl on my left that's *less than 14*
😂😂💀💀
She probably your sister 😅😅
@@user-yn4rk2uw6r 2 years too late to the party my man
On the estate see the kids dem enter, If your mum asks where u bin dont tell her
This is the thanos of London lol , and he doesn’t need stones.
FAAAACTS
Mark Ndugga na CB Is the thanos of London
Burner*
CB 7th is Thanos , ain't no maybe ifs or buts 🤷🏽♂️
Bum lickas
Dutchavelli definitely drinks diesel and eats his opps.
Them lyrics hit differently now😭..the beat slaps tho 🔥🔫
1:41 imagine heading up the stairs to your apartment and you look up to see this😂
Dutch is raiding the building
Dutch sounds like he’s never drank water and eats cigarettes for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Elijah Mwanga 🤣🤣🤣
Carlton superkings
Elijah Mwanga original
😂
@@squeeze4peas Marlboro Red, grandpa lungs
Loool it’s funny how everyone is like when Dutch... bro he’s the mix race version of Jimmie saville
Red wine like UB 40🔥🔥🔥
Gotta respect that the whole country clapped for this bangers release lol 👊🧨🧨
😂 underrated comment
Dutchavelii is the person that makes u say sorry when he does something wrong
lool
Thats the whole UK 🇬🇧 for you
DUTCHAVELLI WILL LET BORIS KNOW WHEN HES ALLOWED TO LIFT THE LOCK DOWN .🤣🤣🤣
Shush man
F9 Mulla word 🤣
“18 Hunna for the new rusty - I wish a man would try bump me” too cold
I actually dunno what it means tho can u explain
いきすちそ In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie One’s song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. He’s basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
This man is a real g. Can jus tell by the way he carries himself
i play this song everyday. never gets old. "only if you knew" too
This guy looks like he eats cigarettes and drinks screws 🤯
1 Entertainment TV no cap
ua-cam.com/video/YSJlPyhbVLE/v-deo.html
Just thank me later
1 Entertainment TV Drill freestyle
ua-cam.com/video/BisFSV1zvuI/v-deo.html
😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Officer: is this you’re 1st jog of the day?
Dutchavelli: OF COURSE I LIED
When Dutch gets charged ,the judge pleads guilty
Bruh this man is on another level this song is to fire and his flow is straight platinum
Coronavirus 🦠 after entering Dutchavelli’s respiratory system..
“Naaaa Fam, im out”
...you merely adopted the coronavirus. I was born in it, molded by it...
@@chrispackemtingwatch4178 😂😂
Chris Pack'em (Tingwatch) BANE!!!😂
Seen 'Directed by Stefflon Don' and couldnt resist smiling. That's how a sis supports her bro.
These comments are so german, it blitzkrieged me.. "dutch doesnt eat Honey, he chews a Hand full of bees" feel like 2005 again 😅
No recent comments, the devil really tried to end man career cause of a rumor. Give man the benefit of doubt
Fam there's audio clips of him chatting to minors, I liked this guy but that's unacceptable behavior
@@Cameron-km4xs there's also proof he was chatting to the mum. Anyways we all believe what we wanna. We all just have to extremely cautious, this era would get you cancelled if they catch you slipping on any thing
@@joshuahenderson9841 Ahlie
@@joshuahenderson9841 people r ignorant aswell
@@Cameron-km4xs basically he was chatting to his manager niece like treating her like a lil sis then the hacker edited/deleted the messages basically fabricated messages to make the conversation look weird and Vns weren’t bad but people took it out of context and yh calling him a nonce for something he didn’t do basically wat happened
surely this man is next up, and if he isn't we're all in trouble.
“Lord Jesus, I come to You as a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask for your forgiveness. I believe with all my heart that You died on the cross and rose up again for my sins.”
I open my heart to You and receive You as my Lord and personal Saviour. Please take control of my life and make me what You want me to be. From today, I am Yours and You are mine.
Thank You, Father for this wonderful gift of salvation, Amen.”
What the fuck?!
Amenn
How u gonna put this on a song that is talking bought guns and stabbings???
keep it goin with the good work Dutch. you should be one of the greatest soon. luv from HAITI.
Respect from Germany 🇦🇱❤
Here is a perfect example of quality over quantity.
Sure
@@mzeecreezy9788 -ly
@@goonerafc4977 saw what u did there
Facts
Surely
Can't lie, I'm not rating Dutchavelli's social distancing skills right now
Turn It Up frfrfr
Sonny Doran it’s a joke u neek
M 😂😂 them man dere that ruin the joke🤦🏾♂️
Haven't you heard the virus is shook of this guy
Sonny Doran months ago?It was some weeks ago and corona been around since december
14yo girl: ”are you also 14?”
Touchavelli: ”surely”
It was a fake chat😂😂
Dutchavelli the only guy John Wick is scared of
I heard this guy doesn't do consign but he still comes back with like 2 at a time
He’s the type of guy that gives his barber a trim
He’s the type of guy that tells the barber he doesn’t like his trim
cold asf
The most gangsta royal mail look I have ever seen.
Dutch uses he’s hand instead of a teaspoon to take the tea bag out of the mug
I thought that's what you normally do LOL
That's what I do! Fingers made of steel 😁
🤣🤣😭
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I do to
He's the type of guy to make his air forces uncrease
Big song man uk
"Red wine like UB40" hardest bar in all of drill 😤
Word!
These premieres come like a lockdown concert
This guy sounds like he eats metal.
keyboard warriors cuz
@@jaypee6834 Shushhh
Jay Pee I would take that as a compliment tbh 🤷🏽♂️
@@Gremlinstyle why??
*Dutch is the kind of guy who brings real guns to paintball match*
Are we not gonna talk about how that dog ran down then stairs like that🤣🤣