@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary. Presser: Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them.... 😂
“Lord Jesus, I come to You as a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask for your forgiveness. I believe with all my heart that You died on the cross and rose up again for my sins.” I open my heart to You and receive You as my Lord and personal Saviour. Please take control of my life and make me what You want me to be. From today, I am Yours and You are mine. Thank You, Father for this wonderful gift of salvation, Amen.”
いきすちそ In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie One’s song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. He’s basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
Always rely on Dutchavelli to deliver u don't get smoke wit out fire🔥& he surely brought the heat ♨️ on this one never disappoints each and every time believe !! .. Bless Up . ✌🧢🤘💯
[Intro] Brigade Tek' your time, tek' your time MKThePlug Come on, Sapphire Beatsz S Row bup to the marsh with B easy Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time [Verse 1] On an estate, see the boydem enter Put the thing in the bin like Brenda Don't ask about GZ B easy, that's a violent member Thousand grams of the pressa 1 phone call that's going up Leicester Ever had a cat OD off a tester Can't cope with all this pressure (bad girl bad girl) Split in the middle (ya) Trust, and let a badman get in the centre I ain't got no strap in this ride Can't talk for my boy on the back of the Vespa Circle the ends like the royal mail, then it's back to the lab like Dexter Surely, surely Left wrist - that's more than 40 Free all my pagans, I wish they die, I love it when an opp gets fried like Morley's Go to sleep with the baddest shawty, because I got a ghost like Power that haunts me Neck back and chest, I go accountants writing out stories It's Dutch, from the fifth, I'll still slide through the 6 like Aubrey I was in a cell looking at life thinking that I should have done fraud with Courtney Tell my ex delete my number, I got a new ting, you can't call me I got Keisha, I got Becky, I got Henny, that's an orgy 500 for the brand new shotty, scales tryna take my money 18Hunna for the new rusty I wish a man would try buck me Turn off that phone, it's back to gliding Turn on that phone, it's back to country I got love for my plug in O Cah he trust me, but don't trust me I just got two in the arm, but I need me 100 bricks like Bumpy Somebody gon' die with the guys from S row bup, don't get too comfy (Bup) Approach with caution, don't you know bro let it go like the Undies Pull up on them like "Yo, nobody move, it's a robbery" [Hook] Tek your time, tek your time Bad gyal bend your back and then whine Oh my god, look at that bumper, I just wanna know if that pum pum's mine S Row bup to the marsh with B easy, slap 2 out the 9 Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time [Verse 2] Look I don't need no distractions, any time that I load this cannon Still gotta get in that petrol bath, last time my skin had an allergic reaction (pissed) Has your gun ever jammed on a glide? Pissed so you stood their tapping Has your mum ever cried at night because she heard her son got nicked for slapping? Surely, Surely This music thing wasn't for me Let a man mention my name in a song I'll be back of the 3s with shorty (3Shorty) I put in that work for the gang Can't call in sick when I'm poorly I spill juice, with my toolie Red wine like UB40 The place that I'm from in Clapton, nothing but guns and stabbings Feds ask questions, get no answers Officer, I don't know what happened [Outro] Tek your time, tek your time Bad gyal bend your back and then whine Oh My God, look at that bumper, I just wanna know if that pum pum's mine S Row bup to the marsh with B easy, slap 2 out the 9 Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time Tek your time, tek your time Bad gyal bend your back and then whine Oh My God, look at that bumper, I just wanna know if that pum pum's mine S Row bup to the marsh with B easy, slap 2 out the 9 Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time
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A song with him and Pop Smoke would be the most lit shit ever
Umm pop smoke kinda not alive so yh😒😭
@@akhanio2024 shut the fuck up you moist yute
Pop smoke got popped smoked
Don B you wrong for that bro 😭
would have been*
Death once had a near Dutchavelli experience
🤣🤣☠
Teeeeeeeeaaaaars!
omdsss
Yo I think this one of the best ones
Zac Miles agreed🤣
Dutchavelli is the one kid who actually gets up when the teacher asks him if he wants to teach the lesson
Pfft💀💀
Dutch needs to do a video of him reacting to the comments on his videos 😂😂😂
Ong
Best idea ever!!
Nigga you dare to tell dutchavelli what he needs to do ??!
@@KING-ck4dd we can now he has been exposed for texting a 14 yo
@@Goldenxbih that wasnt last week though mate
When he stubs his toe he ask the door if it’s okay
Need more likes 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nah he shoots the door
Lol
Surely he will be the new villain on Top Boy. Surely surely.
😂😂😂
Surely surely 🤣
Villain 😂 it's not fucking batman 😂
But can he act?
Zoltan “villan”😂😂
Boris asked me how many times have I been outside
“Of course I lied”
Best comment😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Best comment and the tune ain’t even out
😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli was born he held his mother in his arms
😂😂😂😂😂
UNDERRATED COMMENT
😆😂😂😂
xDd
That's just beyond absurd 🤣🤣🤣
Imagine if he made a tune with Abra and popsmoke if he was alive, just hella deep voices loool
Nah Striker or Fidel Castro (y.acg)
If you're talking American artists, you can add G Herbo & Lil Bibby too.
Omg him and popsmoke tho🥵💥that’d be a banger stilllll
@Bikel Tyron True, but he does do drill. Pop Smoke doesn't do grime either, that's a UK thing.
AM too
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Savage 🤣😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Apparently this guy hasn’t got a house key because he boots his door off every time he comes back
R M saw the same comment on an Abra vid lol
Your Mother who asked?
Maximilian Jay Lowe yeah can’t lie I saw it on some fb post after his interview went around
Why is this so believable 🤣
And then kicks the door back on to close it
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Lmao
K I N G seriously it’s mad 😂😂 like wtf
Lmao, these comments are killing me. Nutters.
Bruv these comments kill me🤣🤣
dude this is the funniest comment i ever seen on youtube NO FUCKING LIE . BLESS u
In school teachers had to raise their hands up to talk to Dutchavelli.
A. Anonymous Underrated comment 😂
😂
I think ur talkin about zlatan
Johnny Miah
All these Zlatan jokes applied to Dutchavelli .. Just stop
Dutchavelli’s girl: daddy can you pass me the sauce?
Dad: yeah sure
Dutchavelli: she was talking to me
Dad: yes daddy
Woooow
Wtf 😂😂😂 am dead
Lol 😂
I'm fucking dead 😂😂
Sus
Dutchavelli looks the final boss battle in games.
Swear someone said this in the comments in his last video
1 AlixxxX 1 dead
Dutchavelli is the type of guy to stab someone in a paintball match to save ammo
Yaaaa 😂😂
😂
stole top comment
@@yxngsanz2181
This better than top comment
Bad man tings
"A thousand grams in the presser, one phone call that's going up Leicester...."
Too hard man!
Is presser a automatic car?
@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary.
Presser:
Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them....
😂
I don’t get it
@@fahema4612 Don't worry about it
L W please I wanna know
He sounds like he hit puberty when he was born.
Maybe even earlier
daire roe in his mother’s womb
fuck you when he was in his da’s balls bro
Nah puberty didn’t hit him he hit puberty
@@cpollard9994 dude ahaha
surely this man is next up, and if he isn't we're all in trouble.
Dutch's Air Force are too scared to crease
Looool
🤣🤣🤣
Seen 'Directed by Stefflon Don' and couldnt resist smiling. That's how a sis supports her bro.
I heard this guy doesn't do consign but he still comes back with like 2 at a time
Gotta respect that the whole country clapped for this bangers release lol 👊🧨🧨
😂 underrated comment
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
underrated
before the boogieman goes to bed he checks his closet for dutchavelli
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
This guy the type of guy to tell his barber he don’t like his trim with chest
Gang Way 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
You gotta have massive bollocks to say that to ur barber
lmaooo
It's been three years and I still crave for this song 😊
What a gay adjective
@@p4klilmax that’s the way you see it
These premieres come like a lockdown concert
sounds like he drinks a pint of diesel with his cereal in the mornings
Huzayfa D 😂😂😂😂
Nah he uses the diesel as milk 😂
Ini man drinks that straight fuel🤣🤣
Dan Clark 😂😂😂
Parents in 2020 telling there kids "go to sleep before dutchavelli comes"
😂
Funniest comment so far
😂😂😂
Lmao
jajajajaajajajajaajajajaajajajajaajaj
When dutchavelli goes to a restaurant the waiter gives *him* the tip
PAUSEEE!!!!
wait what does he give him ???????????
rr vd 😳😳😳😳
i think you meant a tip and not the tip *I HOPE*
@@tedbearsavage1238 both
“Lord Jesus, I come to You as a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask for your forgiveness. I believe with all my heart that You died on the cross and rose up again for my sins.”
I open my heart to You and receive You as my Lord and personal Saviour. Please take control of my life and make me what You want me to be. From today, I am Yours and You are mine.
Thank You, Father for this wonderful gift of salvation, Amen.”
What the fuck?!
Amenn
How u gonna put this on a song that is talking bought guns and stabbings???
Dutchavelli gets surrounded by 20 people and tells them “you’re surrounded”
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
Nah this is probably the funniest comment ive seen since lockdown 😂😂
😂😂
this guy sounds like what black air forces would sound like
LOOOL
😂😂😂😂😂😂
videos not even dropped yet
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
That hard drill with that hard voice 🇬🇧🔥
Love from Italy 🇮🇹
When Dutchavelli turned 16 and left his family home, he turned to his dad and said "now you're the man of the house".
😂😂😂😂
Underrated comment 😂😂
Lmaoo😂😂😂
That's a recycled Ibrahimovic line
😂😂😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
Hypebeast Tips hahaha
@Izi Ugbiyobo 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Some jokeman
Hypebeast Tips 😭😭😭😭
😂😂
😂😂😂
Officer: is this you’re 1st jog of the day?
Dutchavelli: OF COURSE I LIED
What coulda been, damn. The streets will not forget the mad run he had during COVID-19
The most potential
Dutchavelli voice is different, unique sound, feeling his vibes🔥
Dutchavelli definitely drinks diesel and eats his opps.
Imagine Dutch and Pop Smoke on a track would’ve been a mazza.
When Dutch takes his dog for a walk at the park, his dog tells people that Dutchavelli doesn't bite
Jajjajaj
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huh?
Hehe 😎
Hahaha
Duthavelli the type of guy who use to give his teachers homework
Dutchavelli type guy to wake his parents up to tell them hes going to bed
😂😂😂
loooool this is funnier the more u read it😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/YSJlPyhbVLE/v-deo.html
You can thank me later
@@Sigma-Midset ded
Was worried where this drill shit was taking the scene for a second. But dutch is 🔥🔥🔥
Man 🙆🏽♂️❤️💯 Dutchavelli is the best bruh.. All the way from Botswana, Botswana bruh you got a fan 🇧🇼🔥🔥🔥🔥
“18 Hunna for the new rusty - I wish a man would try bump me” too cold
I actually dunno what it means tho can u explain
いきすちそ In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie One’s song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. He’s basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
Dutchs the type of guy to tell boris to stay inside. One day after Boris has to stay home 😂😂
Sheff don best comment so far still
😂😂
Now boris actually has to stay inside😂
Who's here after Boris Johnson got COVID19 . kmt
I asked Dutch the other day
"Yo fam how many pull ups can you do "
He replied
"All of them "
Ghost Familia 😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah🤣
When Dutchavelli was born, man drove his Dad & Marj home from the hospital.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yoooo this comment is too underated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
Imam Santa its stolen thats why
His voice hits so haaard bruv
This is the thanos of London lol , and he doesn’t need stones.
FAAAACTS
Mark Ndugga na CB Is the thanos of London
Burner*
CB 7th is Thanos , ain't no maybe ifs or buts 🤷🏽♂️
Bum lickas
Hoping his bro comes through with the wavey dances again 🤣
shit was lit
Edit: he had a little one near the end 😆 2:43
This man is a real g. Can jus tell by the way he carries himself
2020 is Dutchavelli's year for real 🇬🇧🔥
Big ups from Buffalo NY ✊🏾👑
Tony Brown shout out to Griselda and Buffalo!
@@malcolmd7050 ✊🏾👑 Good looks
Buffalo is a shithole 🇬🇧🇯🇲
@@Chillerveli 🤣 why the hate on a comment that's giving love. Have you been to Buffalo or are you being one of those tampon-wearing emotional ass men?
@@kynshii been lol only playin luv brudda drm
Dutchavelli gargles stones after he’s brushed his teeth
Ahahahaha this got me
Sol Butler gravel toot ass nigga
Who's vibing to this in quarentine 🍁💨
i play this song everyday. never gets old. "only if you knew" too
Another banger 🔥🔥🔥🤦🏾♂️
Dutchavelli really murdered someone just so he could get the police tent in the video
KrashRAIN fuck sake hahah
😂😂😂✂️
are all his fans white kids? 😂😂😂
@@YusuphYT what does that have with race??
killer shut up man go back to eating ya Lidl bread off the floor, srsly some man are dun out here
Now all we need is Deep Green x Dutch
big fax
Dutchavelli has some banger songs, that’s one of them 😵🔥
Bruh this man is on another level this song is to fire and his flow is straight platinum
Dutch used to make the teachers stand in the corner in primary school.
Dutchavelli shouldn’t be anywhere near a school 🥴🤦🏻
Here is a perfect example of quality over quantity.
Sure
@@mzeecreezy9788 -ly
@@goonerafc4977 saw what u did there
Facts
Surely
keep it goin with the good work Dutch. you should be one of the greatest soon. luv from HAITI.
I stopped Dutchavelli the other day & he left me with a caution
Well done mate he shouted u out on his insta story😂😂💯
Behind the scenes footage revealed. ua-cam.com/video/yGAHQhDkWKI/v-deo.html
🤣🤣
He pulled ME over the other day 🤯
I stopped Mr Dutchavelli to conduct a breathyliser test. Luckily I wasn't driving over the limit and we had a quick friendly chat. Nice chap
The Gun, apologised to Dutchavelli , for jamming.
Well I doubt anybody would apologise to their gun😭
The gun would be too scared to jam
DUTCHAVELLI WILL LET BORIS KNOW WHEN HES ALLOWED TO LIFT THE LOCK DOWN .🤣🤣🤣
Shush man
F9 Mulla word 🤣
“I just got two in a arm but I need me 100 bricks like bumpy” 🥶🥶🥶❄️you a legend if you understood that bat
The donny riding that back at 2:30 had me creasing looool
Vibe Ride Audio dont ever violate bobz
Burakk loool shut up u nerd
lol that’s a woman vs boy
Always rely on Dutchavelli to deliver u don't get smoke wit out fire🔥& he surely brought the heat ♨️ on this one never disappoints each and every time believe !! .. Bless Up . ✌🧢🤘💯
Dutchavelli is gonna blow this year💥
This tune is 🔥💯
He's the type of guy to make his air forces uncrease
That headie sample 🔥
When’s this coming out on Spotify?
Them lyrics hit differently now😭..the beat slaps tho 🔥🔫
He’s the type of guy that gives his barber a trim
He’s the type of guy that tells the barber he doesn’t like his trim
Dutch could sing a lullaby and have Satan sleeping 😂 hard tune still 💪🏽
[Intro]
Brigade
Tek' your time, tek' your time
MKThePlug
Come on, Sapphire Beatsz
S Row bup to the marsh with B easy
Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time
[Verse 1]
On an estate, see the boydem enter
Put the thing in the bin like Brenda
Don't ask about GZ B easy, that's a violent member
Thousand grams of the pressa
1 phone call that's going up Leicester
Ever had a cat OD off a tester
Can't cope with all this pressure (bad girl bad girl)
Split in the middle (ya)
Trust, and let a badman get in the centre
I ain't got no strap in this ride
Can't talk for my boy on the back of the Vespa
Circle the ends like the royal mail, then it's back to the lab like Dexter
Surely, surely
Left wrist - that's more than 40
Free all my pagans, I wish they die, I love it when an opp gets fried like Morley's
Go to sleep with the baddest shawty, because I got a ghost like Power that haunts me
Neck back and chest, I go accountants writing out stories
It's Dutch, from the fifth, I'll still slide through the 6 like Aubrey
I was in a cell looking at life thinking that I should have done fraud with Courtney
Tell my ex delete my number, I got a new ting, you can't call me
I got Keisha, I got Becky, I got Henny, that's an orgy
500 for the brand new shotty, scales tryna take my money
18Hunna for the new rusty
I wish a man would try buck me
Turn off that phone, it's back to gliding
Turn on that phone, it's back to country
I got love for my plug in O
Cah he trust me, but don't trust me
I just got two in the arm, but I need me 100 bricks like Bumpy
Somebody gon' die with the guys from S row bup, don't get too comfy (Bup)
Approach with caution, don't you know bro let it go like the Undies
Pull up on them like "Yo, nobody move, it's a robbery"
[Hook]
Tek your time, tek your time
Bad gyal bend your back and then whine
Oh my god, look at that bumper, I just wanna know if that pum pum's mine
S Row bup to the marsh with B easy, slap 2 out the 9
Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time
[Verse 2]
Look
I don't need no distractions, any time that I load this cannon
Still gotta get in that petrol bath, last time my skin had an allergic reaction (pissed)
Has your gun ever jammed on a glide? Pissed so you stood their tapping
Has your mum ever cried at night because she heard her son got nicked for slapping?
Surely, Surely
This music thing wasn't for me
Let a man mention my name in a song
I'll be back of the 3s with shorty (3Shorty)
I put in that work for the gang
Can't call in sick when I'm poorly
I spill juice, with my toolie
Red wine like UB40
The place that I'm from in Clapton, nothing but guns and stabbings
Feds ask questions, get no answers
Officer, I don't know what happened
[Outro]
Tek your time, tek your time
Bad gyal bend your back and then whine
Oh My God, look at that bumper, I just wanna know if that pum pum's mine
S Row bup to the marsh with B easy, slap 2 out the 9
Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time
Tek your time, tek your time
Bad gyal bend your back and then whine
Oh My God, look at that bumper, I just wanna know if that pum pum's mine
S Row bup to the marsh with B easy, slap 2 out the 9
Plug don't do consign, but I still come back with like two at a time
This song sound way better in 2021.
Coronavirus 🦠 after entering Dutchavelli’s respiratory system..
“Naaaa Fam, im out”
...you merely adopted the coronavirus. I was born in it, molded by it...
@@chrispackemtingwatch4178 😂😂
Chris Pack'em (Tingwatch) BANE!!!😂
dutchavelli the type of guy who can do a wheelie on a unicycle :)
When dutchavelli became 18 his parents moved out
😭
I’m done with these comments 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best 1
I swear, I never seen a better comments section than Dutchavelli vids lmao
@Tomás Mac Donnchaidh I said it first tho
Bass comes in, I started smashing up my own gaff. Dutch u 🔥
2:31 is man holding a f-ing radio 😂
This needs to be listened on volume 100 sounds amazing 💥
Dutchavelli actually sounds like batman if he was born in Hackney😂
ua-cam.com/video/YSJlPyhbVLE/v-deo.html
You can thank me after
@@Sigma-Midset ❄️
UK Drill News Drill freestyle
ua-cam.com/video/BisFSV1zvuI/v-deo.html
He's like the pop smoke of the UK in term of unique voice
Mtl68W S this guy would actually pop smoke if mans ran through his yard
Respect from Germany 🇦🇱❤
Dutchavelli the type of person to give the driving instructor driving lessons.
Dutchavelli the type of person that makes Florida man seem normal
😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 lol Dutch scary but idk bro . Florida is on a diff level
@@zacmiles5342 im from tampa trust hell fit rite in with my gs
Dutch sounds like he’s never drank water and eats cigarettes for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Elijah Mwanga 🤣🤣🤣
Carlton superkings
Elijah Mwanga original
😂
@@squeeze4peas Marlboro Red, grandpa lungs
cold asf
Mktheplug is a total animal with the beats. Gaddem.
Still fire 🤌🔥
When Dutch was a kid and would visit his grandparents, he would tell them stories before sleep.
Big song man uk
I am a fan of DutchAvelli but after this is premiered imma be a air conditioner 🥶