DUTCHAVELLI | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

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  • @louisburton5635
    @louisburton5635 4 роки тому +15234

    When Dutch makes an account they accept his terms and conditions.

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 4 роки тому +3604

    Dutchavelli reflection in the mirror said _"sorry"_ for making eye-contact.

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +5

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....

    • @steviejrr
      @steviejrr 4 роки тому +39

      @@saiem654 how about u stop lying and start making good content and grind like every other big youtuber did

    • @thedonutlady
      @thedonutlady 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @iambusy247
      @iambusy247 4 роки тому +5

      Chode 😂😭😭😭😂😂

    • @Dsinkz
      @Dsinkz 4 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @EARART
    @EARART 4 роки тому +2757

    When dutch gets on a bus the old lady gives up her seat

  • @noa-shkaboa
    @noa-shkaboa 2 роки тому +5334

    I love how she gets tough men giggle like school boys, it's hilarious.

    • @vik1974
      @vik1974 2 роки тому +151

      he wishes he was a school boy

    • @msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990
      @msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990 2 роки тому +20

      @@vik1974 😭😭😭

    • @viettran8338
      @viettran8338 2 роки тому +13

      @@vik1974 😭😭😭

    • @NJ-tg3gf
      @NJ-tg3gf 2 роки тому +11

      @@vik1974 😂😂😂

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 роки тому +31

      “Tough men”
      Black guys who talk with a fried tone of voice or white guys who act like road men.

  • @bucket7073
    @bucket7073 4 роки тому +7798

    Dutch was late in school, everyone apologized for coming early

    • @samiyounis2022
      @samiyounis2022 4 роки тому +6

      Ya stole this

    • @frontline8776
      @frontline8776 4 роки тому +54

      Spectrum Btw every one of these is stolen just accept it

    • @frosty1078
      @frosty1078 4 роки тому +13

      @@samiyounis2022 shuuush just enjoy the joke

    • @money4eva495
      @money4eva495 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bryanbrown3901
      @bryanbrown3901 4 роки тому +1

      Hear we go again

  • @ammoniumdichromate3050
    @ammoniumdichromate3050 4 роки тому +1609

    Dutchavelli gargles diesel instead of mouthwash after brushing his teeth

  • @Candela115
    @Candela115 3 роки тому +3980

    “Do what? Drugs? “
    Like how did he think of that so quickly? That was hilarious.

  • @richh6973
    @richh6973 4 роки тому +6119

    Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

    • @lavender004
      @lavender004 4 роки тому +91

      Whys everyone saying these things? 😂😂 I'm confused

    • @richh6973
      @richh6973 4 роки тому +68

      Chanel Cephas let me tell you about bando diaries...

    • @richh6973
      @richh6973 4 роки тому +32

      Jk but listen to mans music

    • @OtisF96
      @OtisF96 4 роки тому +11

      this cracked me up

    • @syncx5052
      @syncx5052 4 роки тому +2

      So original bruh

  • @Vaguepaperchasing
    @Vaguepaperchasing 4 роки тому +10272

    Dutchavelli doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

  • @NarimanIsTheKing
    @NarimanIsTheKing 4 роки тому +5586

    "I do "
    "You do what? drugs ?"
    that line took me out

  • @Pabosss
    @Pabosss 3 роки тому +2914

    When she pulled out that diary Dutch thought it was evidence

  • @mrmoss8814
    @mrmoss8814 4 роки тому +10623

    Dutchavelli doesn't clear his throat, his throat clears him.

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anthonybriscoe2474
      @anthonybriscoe2474 4 роки тому +138

      That makes no sense

    • @tomia3817
      @tomia3817 4 роки тому +179

      Zero sense but genius at the same time

    • @c.sean1
      @c.sean1 4 роки тому +6

      😭😭🤣🤣

    • @inthahous87
      @inthahous87 4 роки тому +2

      Loo

  • @paulexpert8958
    @paulexpert8958 4 роки тому +2565

    When dutch was born he named his parents

  • @reon2730
    @reon2730 4 роки тому +10343

    Amelia: 'I do'
    Dutchavelli: 'You do what, Drugs?'
    this cracked me up so much

    • @eoinc23
      @eoinc23 4 роки тому +130

      Ngl that one got me too 🤣 didn't skip a beat

    • @ty6679
      @ty6679 4 роки тому +23

      For real

    • @yasinhaji4825
      @yasinhaji4825 4 роки тому +84

      He violated 😂

    • @reon2730
      @reon2730 4 роки тому +5

      @@yasinhaji4825 fully

    • @abdelrahmanyousif7706
      @abdelrahmanyousif7706 4 роки тому +15

      i see what you did there

  • @Lynthie1927
    @Lynthie1927 3 роки тому +7840

    Found this on tiktok. She’s too funny

  • @8899-c5y
    @8899-c5y 4 роки тому +3095

    When Dutch crosses the road, The car looks left and right

    • @kingaufswag
      @kingaufswag 4 роки тому +31

      😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet

    • @Sam-cm1uk
      @Sam-cm1uk 4 роки тому +2

      n1

    • @brettarendse9029
      @brettarendse9029 4 роки тому +6

      OMG😂😂😂😂this comment is underrated

    • @hydroxd5402
      @hydroxd5402 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zxy5ive
      @Zxy5ive 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @Prod_by_B3n17
    @Prod_by_B3n17 4 роки тому +2908

    When dutchavelli got coronavirus, the virus had to self isolate

    • @b4dm4nr4ckz
      @b4dm4nr4ckz 4 роки тому +3

      Omds 😂😂😂

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @grievous5243
      @grievous5243 4 роки тому

      Lmfaoo

    • @anorbert38
      @anorbert38 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ottovonbismarck7715
      @ottovonbismarck7715 4 роки тому

      Copied from the zlatan jokes

  • @TorvestaRS
    @TorvestaRS 4 роки тому +20861

    When Dutch joins the gym they pay him the joining fee

    • @swish9834
      @swish9834 4 роки тому +241

      Ur content is dead and so are these jokes man

    • @hdhdhhdhndhs8004
      @hdhdhhdhndhs8004 4 роки тому +40

      He’s 5’8

    • @pregerzoreo4886
      @pregerzoreo4886 4 роки тому +92

      @@swish9834 I mean he has millions of views so... Obviously subjective 🤣

    • @abdulsattar4580
      @abdulsattar4580 4 роки тому +29

      wdum
      gym goes to him to get hench

    • @RugerBxndz
      @RugerBxndz 4 роки тому +57

      Swish I don’t watch the guy but I took a look at his channel and from what I know hundreds of thousands of views on every video usually means the content is good so ur just waffling g 😂

  • @kirktimajo
    @kirktimajo 3 роки тому +1100

    the camera staring randomly at random objects is weirdly funny 😂

    • @kylankomo8866
      @kylankomo8866 3 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣I thought i was the only one who found that very funny

    • @nickilover7995
      @nickilover7995 3 роки тому +12

      No cause I crease everytime😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @h.hholmes.492
      @h.hholmes.492 2 роки тому +1

      Yess that was awkward

    • @lNappa
      @lNappa 6 місяців тому

      ​@@nickilover7995 funny with the boss man mug shots😂

  • @muksnja-c5944
    @muksnja-c5944 4 роки тому +1791

    Just sitting here reading comments about Dutch, thinking:
    "Why couldn't I come up with that."

  • @LONDONBOY10
    @LONDONBOY10 4 роки тому +1659

    Dutchavelli scientifically cant suffer a heart attack, cause his heart is afraid of being his opp.

    • @LONDONBOY10
      @LONDONBOY10 4 роки тому

      @Nirobi Official LMAOO

    • @MisssssTUK
      @MisssssTUK 4 роки тому +1

      lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so dumb

    • @Blogik96
      @Blogik96 4 роки тому +1

      Jesus

    • @LONDONBOY10
      @LONDONBOY10 4 роки тому

      @@Blogik96 lmaoo

    • @2kris_
      @2kris_ 4 роки тому

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sos-2.0
    @sos-2.0 4 роки тому +1452

    Dutch drove his mum home from the hospital when he was born

    • @jaygatsby4563
      @jaygatsby4563 4 роки тому +10

      Best one ☝️ 😂😂

    • @FacedAmillion
      @FacedAmillion 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +3

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @bbyfpk
      @bbyfpk 4 роки тому

      *carried

    • @nathandoherty01
      @nathandoherty01 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Keemz317
    @Keemz317 3 роки тому +358

    You already know Dutch added that diary to his girl's Christmas shopping list

  • @kingjxsh1058
    @kingjxsh1058 4 роки тому +1413

    In school, the headteacher was called to Dutchavelli's office

    • @rage_fusion
      @rage_fusion 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Privateliving6
      @Privateliving6 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂🙏🏾

    • @AmirHussain-fq6uu
      @AmirHussain-fq6uu 4 роки тому +1

      Dutch looks so stoned

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +1

      made ur comment 1.2k

  • @stopstalkingme878
    @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +2418

    When Dutch was born in the Hospital, he carried his mum out

  • @adnank961
    @adnank961 4 роки тому +7833

    Rumour has it Dutchavelli has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just scared to move 😂😂😂

  • @alejandrosose5751
    @alejandrosose5751 2 роки тому +137

    “Pigs ain’t got no manners u shoulda seen what they did to the bando door” she’s fire for that lmaooo

  • @Mo-dn3kl
    @Mo-dn3kl 4 роки тому +463

    dutchavelli pays child support for his father

    • @lononjdl
      @lononjdl 4 роки тому

      hes a lucky father then

  • @giannirusso5410
    @giannirusso5410 4 роки тому +2444

    As a kid, Dutch gave his parents Lego while he played with actual bricks.

    • @ok-hd4ir
      @ok-hd4ir 4 роки тому +4

      Barzzz

    • @stan8226
      @stan8226 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/OY81UEKJhGw/v-deo.html thank me later

  • @od8779
    @od8779 4 роки тому +5374

    When Dutch is hungry, his stomach apologises for not being full

  • @emenikedaniel
    @emenikedaniel 2 роки тому +36

    Hands down, the best ever. Dutch was so chilled and made it really fun.

    • @NJ-tg3gf
      @NJ-tg3gf 2 роки тому +1

      Dutch was caught grooming a child bro allow it about best ever

  • @manifestationhappiness705
    @manifestationhappiness705 4 роки тому +1435

    That ain’t bossmans shop anymore, it’s Dutch’s

    • @ctnslicert9677
      @ctnslicert9677 4 роки тому +11

      Wrd apparently Dutch brought his own potatoes to the shop and cut it into chips and fried it himself

    • @j1tvlogs73
      @j1tvlogs73 4 роки тому

      @alex murphy dont press this its click bait

  • @viktor6729
    @viktor6729 4 роки тому +3864

    When Dutchavelli turned 18 his parents moved out

  • @mumcallsmetherhinoreupload3514
    @mumcallsmetherhinoreupload3514 4 роки тому +2447

    She’s the only one that has the audacity to disrespect Dutch😂

  • @kobragaming9420
    @kobragaming9420 3 роки тому +137

    3:54 took him out he was like “raaahhhh she knows about the young tings”

    • @kahliltellini6866
      @kahliltellini6866 3 роки тому +7

      I’m watching this with my friend I said the same shit😭

    • @mozesswats3485
      @mozesswats3485 3 роки тому

      @@kahliltellini6866 incriminate messages edited/ deleted to make conversation look weird Vns weren’t bad please watch the video again carefully

    • @nathanj109
      @nathanj109 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pointlez
    @pointlez 4 роки тому +1936

    When Dutchavelli went to the job interview, he hired the boss.

    • @tylar1
      @tylar1 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @KamanZ10
      @KamanZ10 4 роки тому +3

      how original lol

    • @lawrenceaholelei8092
      @lawrenceaholelei8092 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha, crack up

    • @hans2400
      @hans2400 4 роки тому +5

      Nah fam he hired the whole company, the directors everyone

    • @riz15yearsago
      @riz15yearsago 4 роки тому +7

      U got this from I dunno

  • @munyakhumalo5020
    @munyakhumalo5020 4 роки тому +6131

    Dutch didn't buy his grills they grew naturally

  • @thekekwguy5722
    @thekekwguy5722 4 роки тому +2957

    * puts on ring *
    “I do”
    “You do what drugs?”
    💀💀💀

    • @ghostgirl10
      @ghostgirl10 4 роки тому +219

      He said it without any hesitation, i think that's what makes it even funnier

    • @Tclickzz
      @Tclickzz 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @tlamelangmasemola
      @tlamelangmasemola 4 роки тому +9

      I was just about to comment this 😂😂 i died at this part😭😭😭

    • @namanvyas2244
      @namanvyas2244 4 роки тому +6

      IM DEADD

    • @chromedeck4233
      @chromedeck4233 4 роки тому +5

      That's dead 💀😂

  • @antiaxo
    @antiaxo 3 роки тому +1388

    I’m American so I just came across this and it did not disappoint. 😂 whole time I was like this man fine as hell who is this then boom he’s a rapper 😩

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 3 роки тому +39

      I thought he was comethazine for a minute 💀💀

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 3 роки тому +212

      Also bestie I don’t think he likes... ummm let’s say legal ages. 😩🤭

    • @lolagonvieve7388
      @lolagonvieve7388 3 роки тому +108

      He is a known kiddie fiddler ppl don't f with him anymore

    • @FS-ty5di
      @FS-ty5di 3 роки тому +61

      He’s a raging nonce mate, likes 14 year old girls

    • @beautifullifeoferna2069
      @beautifullifeoferna2069 3 роки тому +9

      @@FS-ty5di say what..... 🙄

  • @stopstalkingme878
    @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +801

    When Dutch was a kid his parents weren’t allowed to go out without his permission

    • @custardclips7751
      @custardclips7751 4 роки тому +1

      Lolz

    • @Adele24-0
      @Adele24-0 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @MS-qk5cz
      @MS-qk5cz 4 роки тому +7

      when it was halloween, his parents came to him cos they were scared

    • @r11h20
      @r11h20 4 роки тому +1

      dead joke my guy

    • @Only1Sosa.
      @Only1Sosa. 2 роки тому +1

      Ffs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @fk6203
    @fk6203 4 роки тому +1500

    This is Dutch’s show now, not Amelias.

  • @ng2313
    @ng2313 4 роки тому +3044

    When Dutch smokes a spliff. He’s asks the weed if it’s high yet

    • @nestatonik
      @nestatonik 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @tahersiciidmuuse5288
      @tahersiciidmuuse5288 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @jaybobz9082
      @jaybobz9082 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jigsawmods3447
      @jigsawmods3447 2 роки тому +6

      When Dtuch smokes a spliff, he asks 14 year old girls if they're 25 yet

    • @fahimaali5296
      @fahimaali5296 2 роки тому +2

      @@jigsawmods3447 what, why? I don’t get that

  • @samcodling580
    @samcodling580 3 роки тому +399

    Rare footage of Dutchavelli with a women of legal age

    • @trashkiddloot3d745
      @trashkiddloot3d745 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mich_171
      @Mich_171 3 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @claudinkachannel5149
      @claudinkachannel5149 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/U9zPq-6S2RI/v-deo.html

    • @The3DProjects
      @The3DProjects 3 роки тому +1

      A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .

    • @nathanj109
      @nathanj109 3 роки тому +8

      @@The3DProjects shut up bruv, pushing a noncey narrative

  • @HassanAli-le1mr
    @HassanAli-le1mr 4 роки тому +993

    When dutchavellie was born he slaped the doctor for not crying

  • @alexanderjwilson7420
    @alexanderjwilson7420 4 роки тому +1920

    When Dutch finished secondary school he handed the teachers their GCSE’s

    • @mrm5183
      @mrm5183 4 роки тому

      Why?

    • @bradleywright3031
      @bradleywright3031 4 роки тому +2

      MR M 😆

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaoshi_kutie
      @kaoshi_kutie 3 роки тому

      💀💀💀😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @miswd236
      @miswd236 3 роки тому

      Just no

  • @222eazy
    @222eazy 4 роки тому +527

    When Dutch goes to McDonald’s, the ice cream machine starts working

  • @LadyGForce
    @LadyGForce 2 роки тому +24

    Love his smile and his laugh, I enjoyed watching this.

  • @KamranBird
    @KamranBird 4 роки тому +1108

    When Dutch gets a haircut, the barber pays him £15

  • @stopstalkingme878
    @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +1200

    He doesn’t have a watch, he decides what time it is

    • @noitdoesnt7068
      @noitdoesnt7068 4 роки тому +3

      no he doesn’t because nobody can decide time because time is default and he should have a watch because that’s the time

    • @stopstalkingme878
      @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +15

      No it Doesn’t it’s a joke:)

    • @noitdoesnt7068
      @noitdoesnt7068 4 роки тому +2

      Stop stalking me ik 😂😂

    • @amnetrix8881
      @amnetrix8881 4 роки тому +5

      @@noitdoesnt7068 snowflake.🤓how do is it stalking when somebody say its a joke.snowflakes evrywhere when it aint even snowing

    • @noitdoesnt7068
      @noitdoesnt7068 4 роки тому +10

      @@amnetrix8881 ? that’s their username are u dumb 😂

  • @shush6552
    @shush6552 4 роки тому +729

    When Dutch was late for school the teacher apologised for being early
    - seems like he’s been around schools too often

  • @elbo7755
    @elbo7755 3 роки тому +72

    Yes noncevelli, speaking to someone over the age of 18! Respect!

    • @Mich_171
      @Mich_171 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @The3DProjects
      @The3DProjects 3 роки тому

      A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .

    • @elbo7755
      @elbo7755 3 роки тому +5

      @@The3DProjects I have no idea what you’re talking about g but it sounds like you agree with me, so let’s leave it at that

    • @Zeriaph
      @Zeriaph 3 роки тому

      @@elbo7755 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alihusseinm2786
    @alihusseinm2786 4 роки тому +1493

    When Dutch turned 18 his parents had to move out

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 4 роки тому +6

      Alihussein Mamdani 😂🤣

    • @m1ru123
      @m1ru123 4 роки тому +4

      No zlatan

    • @Mingota100
      @Mingota100 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @SmurkoOfficial28
      @SmurkoOfficial28 4 роки тому +2

      This one banged still!!! 🤣

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

  • @markspear2983
    @markspear2983 4 роки тому +2165

    There's actually a whole country who call themselves Dutch now fam this guy is too bad smh

    • @lr4569
      @lr4569 4 роки тому +93

      He told them to stop calling themselves that they can’t anymore

    • @clippower03
      @clippower03 4 роки тому +63

      It’s mad how many people don’t know that he’s actually Dutch himself too

    • @skym4065
      @skym4065 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @shabbankjes1775
      @shabbankjes1775 4 роки тому +3

      He is born as a Dutch bruv

    • @esco4L
      @esco4L 4 роки тому +32

      @@shabbankjes1775 no sir, they call themselves Dutch now out of respect for him. They're clout chasing tryna capitalize off his success

  • @Michael-N653
    @Michael-N653 4 роки тому +1148

    When Dutch left his parents house at 4 years old, he told his dad ‘You are the man of the house now’

  • @thestormlscoming
    @thestormlscoming 3 роки тому +47

    Amelia keeps getting funnier. The ears! Love how she embraces it

  • @joshsilver2082
    @joshsilver2082 4 роки тому +535

    “You do what,drugs” honestly the best line to ever be uttered

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @connormacgregor1531
      @connormacgregor1531 4 роки тому +2

      I hollered😂

    • @georgeallison1695
      @georgeallison1695 4 роки тому +11

      @@saiem654 no

    • @CBmakesHits
      @CBmakesHits 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/tcpufk4DkXU/v-deo.html lil uzi beat

  • @TheBigKing0
    @TheBigKing0 4 роки тому +1284

    When Dutch gets a haircut he tells the barber “that will be £15”

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 4 роки тому +7

      😂🤣

    • @manifestationhappiness705
      @manifestationhappiness705 4 роки тому +3

      LOOOL

    • @AB-hu9xo
      @AB-hu9xo 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @pot6577
      @pot6577 4 роки тому +4

      @@saiem654 please stop

  • @ojplays889
    @ojplays889 4 роки тому +11285

    When you turn 100 you get a letter from the queen.
    When you turn 14 you get a message from Dutchavelli

  • @ybs2119
    @ybs2119 3 роки тому +174

    Amelia is so awkward dat she’s not awkward

  • @Tech-is1xy
    @Tech-is1xy 4 роки тому +1315

    If you ever have a bad day just read the comment section of a dutchavelli or Ibrahimovic video😂

    • @muninah1718
      @muninah1718 4 роки тому +6

      ike looooool fam

    • @bossman1706
      @bossman1706 4 роки тому +24

      ike nothing compares to ibrahimovics comments

    • @Mr_Magpie_
      @Mr_Magpie_ 4 роки тому +1

      100 😂😂😂

    • @fifamaker4528
      @fifamaker4528 4 роки тому +2

      Word 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mray9305
      @mray9305 4 роки тому

      Facts lol

  • @mubeen687
    @mubeen687 4 роки тому +3341

    When Dutch’s mom was pregnant....
    Doctors: it’s a man 😂

    • @shaynight_7925
      @shaynight_7925 4 роки тому +19

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @yh.99999
      @yh.99999 4 роки тому +8

      🤣

    • @hamed2902
      @hamed2902 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @scobes39393
      @scobes39393 4 роки тому +5

      Copied comment

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +5

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

  • @highgaming6444
    @highgaming6444 4 роки тому +901

    “Pigs ain’t got no manners”I swear that’s the best password I heard in my password career of life

  • @yoursfaithfully3718
    @yoursfaithfully3718 3 роки тому +50

    Amelia : I do 🤭
    Dutch : You do what? Druuuuggss? 😂😂😂

  • @chrisshoults2133
    @chrisshoults2133 4 роки тому +239

    *When Dutches phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie*

  • @222eazy
    @222eazy 4 роки тому +1018

    Oxygen has to book an appointment before it enters Dutch’s lungs

    • @oyinireland1561
      @oyinireland1561 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @demonslayer7014
      @demonslayer7014 4 роки тому +5

      Wtff what about carbon dioxide 😂😂😂 this is underrated

    • @saqibimran9342
      @saqibimran9342 4 роки тому +3

      Oxygen don’t enter the Lungs, Oxygen comes out of Lungs from the capillaries from the alveoli, it’s called Gas Exchange

    • @222eazy
      @222eazy 4 роки тому +23

      Saqib Imran you clearly failed biology 😂 oxygen enters the lungs and gas exchange happens in the alveoli

    • @eddiew5858
      @eddiew5858 4 роки тому +3

      NJtheKAGE ikr what’s this guy on about 🤣

  • @oj5656
    @oj5656 4 роки тому +289

    dutch goes to the airport and he checks the security

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bree.baiibee
    @Bree.baiibee 3 роки тому +20

    His „oh thanks“ at 4:58 seemed so pure, how could she do him like that 😭💀

  • @adamriaz4328
    @adamriaz4328 4 роки тому +271

    When ducthavelli crosses the road cars look both ways

    • @enochantwi9137
      @enochantwi9137 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anudeep6123
      @anudeep6123 4 роки тому +3

      When he crosses the road, the road apologises.

    • @niyazrahman4756
      @niyazrahman4756 4 роки тому

      I'm finished. This the best one so far

    • @Dylan-D20
      @Dylan-D20 4 роки тому

      I was trying not to laugh at these comments and this one got me

    • @adamriaz4328
      @adamriaz4328 4 роки тому

      Niyaz Rahman hahaha thanks

  • @sheikhy9939
    @sheikhy9939 4 роки тому +1960

    When Dutch is appearing in court the judge refers to him as your honour

  • @johnrussell1stearlrussellk522
    @johnrussell1stearlrussellk522 4 роки тому +633

    I heard dutchavelli is the corporate manager of this show now

  • @Jimmy-vp4mt
    @Jimmy-vp4mt 3 роки тому +59

    This shit is funny asf, they would make such a interesting couple

  • @LB-uh6hs
    @LB-uh6hs 4 роки тому +536

    I’m scared for her

  • @jamesashley4535
    @jamesashley4535 4 роки тому +315

    She really gave him strepsils nah I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @huh5950
    @huh5950 4 роки тому +988

    5:02
    *puts ring on her finger*
    Her: "I do"
    Him: "you do what? Drugs?"
    I'm *Crying* 😂😂😂

  • @Ztonelove
    @Ztonelove 3 роки тому +43

    She made him laugh 7 times in 6 minutes. Yes I counted

  • @googleguest6869
    @googleguest6869 4 роки тому +489

    Dutchavelli: puts ring on Amelia's finger
    Amelia:' I do '
    Also Dutchevalli: 'You do what? drugs?'
    🤣🤣🤣🤣4:55

    • @EARART
      @EARART 4 роки тому +2

      Yes we heard

    • @anishauddin140
      @anishauddin140 4 роки тому +3

      Wanna know what’s funny as soon is I saw this comment that bit came up

  • @mike2859
    @mike2859 3 роки тому +9265

    Dutch is like "Yo my girlfriend got the same diary"

  • @MrVtec786
    @MrVtec786 4 роки тому +564

    Amelia having dates with all the men her mom warned her about

    • @andrewiwm9980
      @andrewiwm9980 4 роки тому +2

      Dude! 💀💀👻👻

    • @freshguy4
      @freshguy4 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @xAmiin
      @xAmiin 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaaa im finished. 🤣

  • @alejandrosose5751
    @alejandrosose5751 2 роки тому +44

    “I do”…
    “You do what , drugs?” 😂😂😂

  • @Siro003
    @Siro003 4 роки тому +688

    Petetion for a chicken shop date with Niko Omilana

  • @mannielee2262
    @mannielee2262 4 роки тому +1213

    Dutch tucked his parents to sleep when he was a kid

    • @tiatianna8829
      @tiatianna8829 4 роки тому +3

      😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rxfaay
      @Rxfaay 4 роки тому +1

      Stolen but ok

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @thegreedyvegan
      @thegreedyvegan 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @moodybrits
      @moodybrits 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @maxyoung3753
    @maxyoung3753 4 роки тому +888

    Dutch sounds like he eats sedimentary rocks for breakfast

  • @reggiemajwega1312
    @reggiemajwega1312 3 роки тому +209

    Props to Dutch for widening his dating range from 1-14 to 1-27

    • @The3DProjects
      @The3DProjects 3 роки тому

      Most men always went for younger . Ages ago it was even normal if a 16 year old got with a 25 year old man. How’s that any different to a 18 year older you hypocrites ? Overnight matured ??
      A woman your own age looks often older and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .

    • @sansari99
      @sansari99 3 роки тому +28

      @@The3DProjects nonce antics from you

    • @KiranSeo.
      @KiranSeo. 3 роки тому +4

      😮

    • @strnglhld
      @strnglhld 3 роки тому +16

      @@The3DProjects Ages ago it was normal to poop in the street but I think we’ve evolved.

    • @xvier5181
      @xvier5181 2 роки тому +1

      @@The3DProjects brudda

  • @AtarahTV
    @AtarahTV 4 роки тому +2996

    *puts ring on finger*
    “I Do”
    Dutch: “You do what? Drugs?”
    *logs out* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @TechTokeMaster
      @TechTokeMaster 4 роки тому +7

      I'm finished 🤣🤣🤣

    • @iambusy247
      @iambusy247 4 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @treyrillik6009
      @treyrillik6009 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @adoniacummings3821
      @adoniacummings3821 4 роки тому +1

      😭🤣😭

    • @AtarahTV
      @AtarahTV 4 роки тому

      whilst you’re all here would be lovely if you subscribed to my channel x

  • @kS-lp4jq
    @kS-lp4jq 4 роки тому +654

    I actually think he’s charming and definitely funny.

    • @af-pqueen4287
      @af-pqueen4287 4 роки тому +21

      VERY charming

    • @pennnyy
      @pennnyy 4 роки тому +1

      back off my man :|

    • @sallymathe524
      @sallymathe524 4 роки тому

      Omg same sis

    • @Madness1299
      @Madness1299 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao charmin how? Like a crocodile charm up its prey before it rips it apart?

    • @DsBilato
      @DsBilato 4 роки тому

      Ammonium Dichromate you don’t even know their gender you idiot

  • @esa3336
    @esa3336 4 роки тому +527

    Tried using dutch as password it was “Too strong’’

    • @vausqued5022
      @vausqued5022 4 роки тому +1

      @@anythinganeverythingclips k

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

  • @MatSmithLondon
    @MatSmithLondon 3 роки тому +23

    OMG Amelia’s enormous range of facial expressions at 2:55

  • @nhc5035
    @nhc5035 4 роки тому +4887

    Dutch was nervous cuh usually his dates cant count to 5 yet...

    • @faizasaleem2283
      @faizasaleem2283 4 роки тому +31

      Dead🤣🤣

    • @zepoLlE
      @zepoLlE 3 роки тому +22

      Not really true tho is it 😂

    • @tttsss9594
      @tttsss9594 3 роки тому +4

      @Jiggin Blasé keep crying

    • @smmsksk481
      @smmsksk481 3 роки тому +5

      😮🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maceyjones1473
      @maceyjones1473 3 роки тому +25

      Mr Lopez Yes it was an exaggeration. That was the point of the comment.

  • @YouDontKnowMeFam
    @YouDontKnowMeFam 4 роки тому +331

    When Dutchavelli steps on your shoes you have to apologize

  • @afxtradingacademy4542
    @afxtradingacademy4542 4 роки тому +5794

    You can tell dutch loved it when she started playing with that kiddies toy, he felt right at home...

    • @tekky8882
      @tekky8882 3 роки тому +95

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @username23044
      @username23044 3 роки тому +94

      Omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @elzinzz18
      @elzinzz18 3 роки тому +62

      No way 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @annastaciabird9060
      @annastaciabird9060 3 роки тому +121

      these comments in the comment section is just wow

    • @somali3719
      @somali3719 3 роки тому +56

      You going to hell for saying that😂😂😂💀

  • @lv9586
    @lv9586 2 роки тому +7

    When he winked my soul left my body..

  • @1cartix262
    @1cartix262 4 роки тому +740

    Dutchavelli missed 2 days of school now it’s Saturday and Sunday

    • @Yh-vi2sv
      @Yh-vi2sv 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skorpion7732
      @skorpion7732 4 роки тому +20

      School skipped 2 days of Dutchavelli

    • @WishMount
      @WishMount 4 роки тому +3

      Dutch doesn’t miss school he skips it

    • @JB-hh7tf
      @JB-hh7tf 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @keepitreal24s77
      @keepitreal24s77 4 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @prod.sevenkay
    @prod.sevenkay 4 роки тому +2368

    dutchavelli sounds like he’s scared to cough cuz people will think he has covid😂

    • @fs3588
      @fs3588 4 роки тому +41

      phantomzbtw. His voice just screams Covid...but I’d be scared to report him tho

    • @mohtasimhasan2353
      @mohtasimhasan2353 4 роки тому +63

      He caught Corona, I feel bad for the virus now, the virus must be going through tough times

    • @biggestboothy4942
      @biggestboothy4942 4 роки тому +17

      Dutch doesn't get COVID, COVID gets dutch

    • @iamdaszta
      @iamdaszta 4 роки тому +2

      best comment😂😂

    • @lilteyga3615
      @lilteyga3615 4 роки тому +1

      Ayo I swat out my drink😭that was hilarious

  • @reecepalmer32
    @reecepalmer32 4 роки тому +1227

    When Dutch gets noise complaints , the police have to apologize for interrupting him 😂

    • @preacherab3375
      @preacherab3375 4 роки тому +2

      😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....

    • @jrh5544
      @jrh5544 4 роки тому +2

      The Lone Wolves Fortnite is dead now

  • @shakirfoster9292
    @shakirfoster9292 Рік тому +6

    Her sarcasm is genuinely refreshing ❤

  • @siddathossain5781
    @siddathossain5781 4 роки тому +3493

    He honestly looks and sounds like a friendly guy.
    Update: apparently this guy was caught grooming a 14 year old i take it back now he ain't nice he a monster. Unless he uses his looks and friendly guy vibe to draw in kids thats omg. (gasp.exe)

    • @numaan224
      @numaan224 4 роки тому +131

      Lol watch the documentary about his previous cases this guy is evil

    • @siddathossain5781
      @siddathossain5781 4 роки тому +137

      @@numaan224 what home invasion and armed robbery? yeh guess thats evil

    • @gamingplus8730
      @gamingplus8730 4 роки тому +40

      Siddat Hossain ye it is

    • @gamingplus8730
      @gamingplus8730 4 роки тому +12

      Wattz so u would brake in someone’s house and be bothered?

    • @numaan224
      @numaan224 4 роки тому +32

      @@WattzArtist it was some old white retired couple I think they beat the man to death or close to death can't remember

  • @mehedihussain5725
    @mehedihussain5725 4 роки тому +450

    I’m scared of dutches laugh, actually I’m scared of him in general

  • @Humaira.670
    @Humaira.670 3 роки тому +2658

    Me coming back here after watching digga d one to see if the nonce comments have come thru😂

    • @Njazereth
      @Njazereth 3 роки тому +38

      Omd same 🤣🤣🤣

    • @DGFANZzz
      @DGFANZzz 3 роки тому +10

      😂 update

    • @Humaira.670
      @Humaira.670 3 роки тому +28

      @@Njazereth even tho it’s not funny him being a nonce these comments making me crease🤣

    • @pnsnndjd6501
      @pnsnndjd6501 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @Ninjaman8610
      @Ninjaman8610 3 роки тому +4

      My guy 😂

  • @brownbbydoll1777
    @brownbbydoll1777 3 роки тому +51

    This is the funniest 😂 chicken date I’ve seen this far . Amelia is so entertaining she’s growing on me so much I love her lol

  • @badmanarnie2456
    @badmanarnie2456 4 роки тому +765

    "Your password"
    "PIGS AIN'T GOT NO MANNERS"
    *Diary pops open to a blank stare*
    Some people just understand comedy isn't just about making jokes. The stare at the end killed me.
    The episode with Romesh is going to be gold.

    • @felder5201
      @felder5201 4 роки тому +14

      She deserves a bafta for this shit

    • @freshfanboi7009
      @freshfanboi7009 4 роки тому

      THIS GUY DESERVES MORE LOVE
      ua-cam.com/video/ukw7b26ettc/v-deo.html HE GRINDS 24/7 AND MAKES THE BEST APEX LEGENDS CONTENT HE'S A LEGEND