DUTCHAVELLI | CHICKEN SHOP DATE

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  • @louisburton5635
    @louisburton5635 4 роки тому +15261

    When Dutch makes an account they accept his terms and conditions.

  • @noa-shkaboa
    @noa-shkaboa 2 роки тому +5384

    I love how she gets tough men giggle like school boys, it's hilarious.

    • @vik1974
      @vik1974 2 роки тому +156

      he wishes he was a school boy

    • @msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990
      @msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990 2 роки тому +20

      @@vik1974 😭😭😭

    • @viettran8338
      @viettran8338 2 роки тому +13

      @@vik1974 😭😭😭

    • @NJ-tg3gf
      @NJ-tg3gf 2 роки тому +11

      @@vik1974 😂😂😂

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 роки тому +31

      “Tough men”
      Black guys who talk with a fried tone of voice or white guys who act like road men.

  • @miamitten1123
    @miamitten1123 4 роки тому +3628

    Dutchavelli reflection in the mirror said _"sorry"_ for making eye-contact.

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +5

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....

    • @steviejrr
      @steviejrr 4 роки тому +39

      @@saiem654 how about u stop lying and start making good content and grind like every other big youtuber did

    • @thedonutlady
      @thedonutlady 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @iambusy247
      @iambusy247 4 роки тому +5

      Chode 😂😭😭😭😂😂

    • @Dsinkz
      @Dsinkz 4 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣

  • @Candela115
    @Candela115 3 роки тому +4011

    “Do what? Drugs? “
    Like how did he think of that so quickly? That was hilarious.

  • @ammoniumdichromate3050
    @ammoniumdichromate3050 4 роки тому +1622

    Dutchavelli gargles diesel instead of mouthwash after brushing his teeth

  • @EARART
    @EARART 4 роки тому +2771

    When dutch gets on a bus the old lady gives up her seat

  • @Pabosss
    @Pabosss 3 роки тому +2931

    When she pulled out that diary Dutch thought it was evidence

  • @richh6973
    @richh6973 4 роки тому +6122

    Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

    • @lavender004
      @lavender004 4 роки тому +91

      Whys everyone saying these things? 😂😂 I'm confused

    • @richh6973
      @richh6973 4 роки тому +68

      Chanel Cephas let me tell you about bando diaries...

    • @richh6973
      @richh6973 4 роки тому +32

      Jk but listen to mans music

    • @OtisF96
      @OtisF96 4 роки тому +11

      this cracked me up

    • @syncx5052
      @syncx5052 4 роки тому +2

      So original bruh

  • @Vaguepaperchasing
    @Vaguepaperchasing 4 роки тому +10271

    Dutchavelli doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.

  • @NarimanIsTheKing
    @NarimanIsTheKing 4 роки тому +5607

    "I do "
    "You do what? drugs ?"
    that line took me out

  • @Lynthie1927
    @Lynthie1927 3 роки тому +7838

    Found this on tiktok. She’s too funny

  • @mrmoss8814
    @mrmoss8814 4 роки тому +10627

    Dutchavelli doesn't clear his throat, his throat clears him.

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +31

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anthonybriscoe2474
      @anthonybriscoe2474 4 роки тому +140

      That makes no sense

    • @tomia3817
      @tomia3817 4 роки тому +179

      Zero sense but genius at the same time

    • @c.sean1
      @c.sean1 4 роки тому +6

      😭😭🤣🤣

    • @inthahous87
      @inthahous87 4 роки тому +2

      Loo

  • @Prod_by_B3n17
    @Prod_by_B3n17 4 роки тому +2919

    When dutchavelli got coronavirus, the virus had to self isolate

    • @b4dm4nr4ckz
      @b4dm4nr4ckz 4 роки тому +3

      Omds 😂😂😂

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @grievous5243
      @grievous5243 4 роки тому

      Lmfaoo

    • @MarniMoon11.11
      @MarniMoon11.11 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ottovonbismarck7715
      @ottovonbismarck7715 4 роки тому

      Copied from the zlatan jokes

  • @paulexpert8958
    @paulexpert8958 4 роки тому +2569

    When dutch was born he named his parents

  • @kirktimajo
    @kirktimajo 3 роки тому +1104

    the camera staring randomly at random objects is weirdly funny 😂

    • @kylankomo8866
      @kylankomo8866 3 роки тому +22

      🤣🤣🤣I thought i was the only one who found that very funny

    • @nickilover7995
      @nickilover7995 3 роки тому +12

      No cause I crease everytime😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @h.hholmes.492
      @h.hholmes.492 3 роки тому +1

      Yess that was awkward

    • @lNappa
      @lNappa 8 місяців тому

      ​@@nickilover7995 funny with the boss man mug shots😂

  • @TorvestaRS
    @TorvestaRS 4 роки тому +20848

    When Dutch joins the gym they pay him the joining fee

    • @swish9834
      @swish9834 4 роки тому +241

      Ur content is dead and so are these jokes man

    • @hdhdhhdhndhs8004
      @hdhdhhdhndhs8004 4 роки тому +40

      He’s 5’8

    • @pregerzoreo4886
      @pregerzoreo4886 4 роки тому +91

      @@swish9834 I mean he has millions of views so... Obviously subjective 🤣

    • @abdulsattar4580
      @abdulsattar4580 4 роки тому +29

      wdum
      gym goes to him to get hench

    • @RugerBxndz
      @RugerBxndz 4 роки тому +57

      Swish I don’t watch the guy but I took a look at his channel and from what I know hundreds of thousands of views on every video usually means the content is good so ur just waffling g 😂

  • @LONDONBOY10
    @LONDONBOY10 4 роки тому +1664

    Dutchavelli scientifically cant suffer a heart attack, cause his heart is afraid of being his opp.

    • @LONDONBOY10
      @LONDONBOY10 4 роки тому

      @Nirobi Official LMAOO

    • @MisssssTUK
      @MisssssTUK 4 роки тому +1

      lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so dumb

    • @Blogik96
      @Blogik96 4 роки тому +1

      Jesus

    • @LONDONBOY10
      @LONDONBOY10 4 роки тому

      @@Blogik96 lmaoo

    • @2kris_
      @2kris_ 4 роки тому

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @bucket7073
    @bucket7073 4 роки тому +7800

    Dutch was late in school, everyone apologized for coming early

    • @spectrumbtw786
      @spectrumbtw786 4 роки тому +6

      Ya stole this

    • @frontline8776
      @frontline8776 4 роки тому +54

      Spectrum Btw every one of these is stolen just accept it

    • @frosty1078
      @frosty1078 4 роки тому +13

      @@spectrumbtw786 shuuush just enjoy the joke

    • @money4eva495
      @money4eva495 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @bryanbrown3901
      @bryanbrown3901 4 роки тому +1

      Hear we go again

  • @Keemz317
    @Keemz317 3 роки тому +361

    You already know Dutch added that diary to his girl's Christmas shopping list

  • @8899-c5y
    @8899-c5y 4 роки тому +3100

    When Dutch crosses the road, The car looks left and right

    • @kingaufswag
      @kingaufswag 4 роки тому +31

      😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet

    • @Sam-cm1uk
      @Sam-cm1uk 4 роки тому +2

      n1

    • @brettarendse9029
      @brettarendse9029 4 роки тому +6

      OMG😂😂😂😂this comment is underrated

    • @hydroxd5402
      @hydroxd5402 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Zxy5ive
      @Zxy5ive 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣💀💀

  • @kingjxsh1058
    @kingjxsh1058 4 роки тому +1413

    In school, the headteacher was called to Dutchavelli's office

    • @rage_fusion
      @rage_fusion 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Privateliving6
      @Privateliving6 4 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂🙏🏾

    • @AmirHussain-fq6uu
      @AmirHussain-fq6uu 4 роки тому +1

      Dutch looks so stoned

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +1

      made ur comment 1.2k

  • @stopstalkingme878
    @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +2419

    When Dutch was born in the Hospital, he carried his mum out

  • @alejandrosose5751
    @alejandrosose5751 2 роки тому +141

    “Pigs ain’t got no manners u shoulda seen what they did to the bando door” she’s fire for that lmaooo

  • @sos-2.0
    @sos-2.0 4 роки тому +1452

    Dutch drove his mum home from the hospital when he was born

    • @jaygatsby4563
      @jaygatsby4563 4 роки тому +10

      Best one ☝️ 😂😂

    • @FacedAmillion
      @FacedAmillion 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +3

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @bbyfpk
      @bbyfpk 4 роки тому

      *carried

    • @nathandoherty01
      @nathandoherty01 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @pointlez
    @pointlez 4 роки тому +1937

    When Dutchavelli went to the job interview, he hired the boss.

    • @tylar1
      @tylar1 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @KamanZ10
      @KamanZ10 4 роки тому +3

      how original lol

    • @lawrenceaholelei8092
      @lawrenceaholelei8092 4 роки тому +2

      Hahaha, crack up

    • @hans2400
      @hans2400 4 роки тому +5

      Nah fam he hired the whole company, the directors everyone

    • @riz15yearsago
      @riz15yearsago 4 роки тому +7

      U got this from I dunno

  • @reon2730
    @reon2730 4 роки тому +10342

    Amelia: 'I do'
    Dutchavelli: 'You do what, Drugs?'
    this cracked me up so much

    • @eoinc23
      @eoinc23 4 роки тому +130

      Ngl that one got me too 🤣 didn't skip a beat

    • @ty6679
      @ty6679 4 роки тому +23

      For real

    • @yasinhaji4825
      @yasinhaji4825 4 роки тому +84

      He violated 😂

    • @reon2730
      @reon2730 4 роки тому +5

      @@yasinhaji4825 fully

    • @abdelrahmanyousif7706
      @abdelrahmanyousif7706 4 роки тому +15

      i see what you did there

  • @kobragaming9420
    @kobragaming9420 4 роки тому +139

    3:54 took him out he was like “raaahhhh she knows about the young tings”

    • @kahliltellini6866
      @kahliltellini6866 3 роки тому +7

      I’m watching this with my friend I said the same shit😭

    • @mozesswats3485
      @mozesswats3485 3 роки тому

      @@kahliltellini6866 incriminate messages edited/ deleted to make conversation look weird Vns weren’t bad please watch the video again carefully

    • @nathanj109
      @nathanj109 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Mo-dn3kl
    @Mo-dn3kl 4 роки тому +468

    dutchavelli pays child support for his father

    • @lononjdl
      @lononjdl 4 роки тому

      hes a lucky father then

  • @222eazy
    @222eazy 4 роки тому +528

    When Dutch goes to McDonald’s, the ice cream machine starts working

  • @HassanAli-le1mr
    @HassanAli-le1mr 4 роки тому +993

    When dutchavellie was born he slaped the doctor for not crying

  • @emenikedaniel
    @emenikedaniel 2 роки тому +36

    Hands down, the best ever. Dutch was so chilled and made it really fun.

    • @NJ-tg3gf
      @NJ-tg3gf 2 роки тому +1

      Dutch was caught grooming a child bro allow it about best ever

  • @giannirusso5410
    @giannirusso5410 4 роки тому +2440

    As a kid, Dutch gave his parents Lego while he played with actual bricks.

    • @ok-hd4ir
      @ok-hd4ir 4 роки тому +4

      Barzzz

    • @stan8226
      @stan8226 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/OY81UEKJhGw/v-deo.html thank me later

  • @muksnja-c5944
    @muksnja-c5944 4 роки тому +1796

    Just sitting here reading comments about Dutch, thinking:
    "Why couldn't I come up with that."

  • @od8779
    @od8779 4 роки тому +5369

    When Dutch is hungry, his stomach apologises for not being full

  • @Ztonelove
    @Ztonelove 3 роки тому +43

    She made him laugh 7 times in 6 minutes. Yes I counted

  • @manifestationhappiness705
    @manifestationhappiness705 4 роки тому +1436

    That ain’t bossmans shop anymore, it’s Dutch’s

    • @ctnslicert9677
      @ctnslicert9677 4 роки тому +11

      Wrd apparently Dutch brought his own potatoes to the shop and cut it into chips and fried it himself

    • @j1tvlogs73
      @j1tvlogs73 4 роки тому

      @alex murphy dont press this its click bait

  • @thekekwguy5722
    @thekekwguy5722 4 роки тому +2957

    * puts on ring *
    “I do”
    “You do what drugs?”
    💀💀💀

    • @ghostgirl10
      @ghostgirl10 4 роки тому +218

      He said it without any hesitation, i think that's what makes it even funnier

    • @Tclickzz
      @Tclickzz 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

    • @tm02-s03
      @tm02-s03 4 роки тому +9

      I was just about to comment this 😂😂 i died at this part😭😭😭

    • @naman.vyas7
      @naman.vyas7 4 роки тому +6

      IM DEADD

    • @chromedeck4233
      @chromedeck4233 4 роки тому +5

      That's dead 💀😂

  • @alexanderjwilson7420
    @alexanderjwilson7420 4 роки тому +1919

    When Dutch finished secondary school he handed the teachers their GCSE’s

    • @mrm5183
      @mrm5183 4 роки тому

      Why?

    • @bradleywright3031
      @bradleywright3031 4 роки тому +2

      MR M 😆

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kaoshi_kutie
      @kaoshi_kutie 3 роки тому

      💀💀💀😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @miswd236
      @miswd236 3 роки тому

      Just no

  • @samcodling580
    @samcodling580 3 роки тому +400

    Rare footage of Dutchavelli with a women of legal age

    • @trashkiddloot3d745
      @trashkiddloot3d745 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Mich_171
      @Mich_171 3 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @claudinkachannel5149
      @claudinkachannel5149 3 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/U9zPq-6S2RI/v-deo.html

    • @The3DProjects
      @The3DProjects 3 роки тому +1

      A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .

    • @nathanj109
      @nathanj109 3 роки тому +8

      @@The3DProjects shut up bruv, pushing a noncey narrative

  • @stopstalkingme878
    @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +1197

    He doesn’t have a watch, he decides what time it is

    • @noitdoesnt7068
      @noitdoesnt7068 4 роки тому +3

      no he doesn’t because nobody can decide time because time is default and he should have a watch because that’s the time

    • @stopstalkingme878
      @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +15

      No it Doesn’t it’s a joke:)

    • @noitdoesnt7068
      @noitdoesnt7068 4 роки тому +2

      Stop stalking me ik 😂😂

    • @amnetrix8881
      @amnetrix8881 4 роки тому +5

      @@noitdoesnt7068 snowflake.🤓how do is it stalking when somebody say its a joke.snowflakes evrywhere when it aint even snowing

    • @noitdoesnt7068
      @noitdoesnt7068 4 роки тому +10

      @@amnetrix8881 ? that’s their username are u dumb 😂

  • @joshsilver2082
    @joshsilver2082 4 роки тому +536

    “You do what,drugs” honestly the best line to ever be uttered

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @connormacgregor1531
      @connormacgregor1531 4 роки тому +2

      I hollered😂

    • @georgeallison1695
      @georgeallison1695 4 роки тому +11

      @@saiem654 no

    • @CBmakesHits
      @CBmakesHits 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/tcpufk4DkXU/v-deo.html lil uzi beat

  • @munyakhumalo5020
    @munyakhumalo5020 4 роки тому +6126

    Dutch didn't buy his grills they grew naturally

  • @antiaxo
    @antiaxo 3 роки тому +1390

    I’m American so I just came across this and it did not disappoint. 😂 whole time I was like this man fine as hell who is this then boom he’s a rapper 😩

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 3 роки тому +39

      I thought he was comethazine for a minute 💀💀

    • @tyreek.6815
      @tyreek.6815 3 роки тому +212

      Also bestie I don’t think he likes... ummm let’s say legal ages. 😩🤭

    • @lolagonvieve7388
      @lolagonvieve7388 3 роки тому +108

      He is a known kiddie fiddler ppl don't f with him anymore

    • @FS-ty5di
      @FS-ty5di 3 роки тому +61

      He’s a raging nonce mate, likes 14 year old girls

    • @beautifullifeoferna2069
      @beautifullifeoferna2069 3 роки тому +9

      @@FS-ty5di say what..... 🙄

  • @Wavy_one23
    @Wavy_one23 4 роки тому +3043

    When Dutch smokes a spliff. He’s asks the weed if it’s high yet

    • @nestatonik
      @nestatonik 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @tahersiciidmuuse5288
      @tahersiciidmuuse5288 4 роки тому +4

      Underrated comment 😂

    • @jaybobz9082
      @jaybobz9082 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jigsawmods3447
      @jigsawmods3447 3 роки тому +6

      When Dtuch smokes a spliff, he asks 14 year old girls if they're 25 yet

    • @fahimaali5296
      @fahimaali5296 2 роки тому +2

      @@jigsawmods3447 what, why? I don’t get that

  • @KamranBird
    @KamranBird 4 роки тому +1107

    When Dutch gets a haircut, the barber pays him £15

  • @TheBigKing0
    @TheBigKing0 4 роки тому +1282

    When Dutch gets a haircut he tells the barber “that will be £15”

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 4 роки тому +7

      😂🤣

    • @manifestationhappiness705
      @manifestationhappiness705 4 роки тому +3

      LOOOL

    • @AB-hu9xo
      @AB-hu9xo 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @pot6577
      @pot6577 4 роки тому +4

      @@saiem654 please stop

  • @Bree.baiibee
    @Bree.baiibee 3 роки тому +20

    His „oh thanks“ at 4:58 seemed so pure, how could she do him like that 😭💀

  • @adnank961
    @adnank961 4 роки тому +7826

    Rumour has it Dutchavelli has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just scared to move 😂😂😂

  • @222eazy
    @222eazy 4 роки тому +1019

    Oxygen has to book an appointment before it enters Dutch’s lungs

    • @oyinireland1561
      @oyinireland1561 4 роки тому +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @demonslayer7014
      @demonslayer7014 4 роки тому +5

      Wtff what about carbon dioxide 😂😂😂 this is underrated

    • @saqibimran9342
      @saqibimran9342 4 роки тому +3

      Oxygen don’t enter the Lungs, Oxygen comes out of Lungs from the capillaries from the alveoli, it’s called Gas Exchange

    • @222eazy
      @222eazy 4 роки тому +23

      Saqib Imran you clearly failed biology 😂 oxygen enters the lungs and gas exchange happens in the alveoli

    • @eddiew5858
      @eddiew5858 4 роки тому +3

      NJtheKAGE ikr what’s this guy on about 🤣

  • @chrisshoults2133
    @chrisshoults2133 4 роки тому +239

    *When Dutches phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie*

  • @thestormlscoming
    @thestormlscoming 3 роки тому +47

    Amelia keeps getting funnier. The ears! Love how she embraces it

  • @Tech-is1xy
    @Tech-is1xy 4 роки тому +1314

    If you ever have a bad day just read the comment section of a dutchavelli or Ibrahimovic video😂

    • @muninah1718
      @muninah1718 4 роки тому +6

      ike looooool fam

    • @bossman1706
      @bossman1706 4 роки тому +24

      ike nothing compares to ibrahimovics comments

    • @Mr_Magpie_
      @Mr_Magpie_ 4 роки тому +1

      100 😂😂😂

    • @fifa_maker99
      @fifa_maker99 4 роки тому +2

      Word 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mray9305
      @mray9305 4 роки тому

      Facts lol

  • @adamriaz4328
    @adamriaz4328 4 роки тому +271

    When ducthavelli crosses the road cars look both ways

    • @enochantwi9137
      @enochantwi9137 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @anudeep6123
      @anudeep6123 4 роки тому +3

      When he crosses the road, the road apologises.

    • @niyazrahman4756
      @niyazrahman4756 4 роки тому

      I'm finished. This the best one so far

    • @Dylan-D20
      @Dylan-D20 4 роки тому

      I was trying not to laugh at these comments and this one got me

    • @adamriaz4328
      @adamriaz4328 4 роки тому

      Niyaz Rahman hahaha thanks

  • @fk6203
    @fk6203 4 роки тому +1500

    This is Dutch’s show now, not Amelias.

  • @yoursfaithfully3718
    @yoursfaithfully3718 3 роки тому +50

    Amelia : I do 🤭
    Dutch : You do what? Druuuuggss? 😂😂😂

  • @stopstalkingme878
    @stopstalkingme878 4 роки тому +797

    When Dutch was a kid his parents weren’t allowed to go out without his permission

    • @custardclips7751
      @custardclips7751 4 роки тому +1

      Lolz

    • @Adele24-0
      @Adele24-0 4 роки тому +2

      😭😭😭😭

    • @MS-qk5cz
      @MS-qk5cz 4 роки тому +7

      when it was halloween, his parents came to him cos they were scared

    • @r11h20
      @r11h20 4 роки тому +1

      dead joke my guy

    • @Only1Sosa.
      @Only1Sosa. 2 роки тому +1

      Ffs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Michael-N653
    @Michael-N653 4 роки тому +1148

    When Dutch left his parents house at 4 years old, he told his dad ‘You are the man of the house now’

  • @mumcallsmetherhinoreupload3514
    @mumcallsmetherhinoreupload3514 4 роки тому +2445

    She’s the only one that has the audacity to disrespect Dutch😂

  • @alejandrosose5751
    @alejandrosose5751 2 роки тому +44

    “I do”…
    “You do what , drugs?” 😂😂😂

  • @viktor6729
    @viktor6729 4 роки тому +3863

    When Dutchavelli turned 18 his parents moved out

  • @jamesashley4535
    @jamesashley4535 4 роки тому +315

    She really gave him strepsils nah I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shush6552
    @shush6552 4 роки тому +729

    When Dutch was late for school the teacher apologised for being early
    - seems like he’s been around schools too often

  • @ybs2119
    @ybs2119 3 роки тому +174

    Amelia is so awkward dat she’s not awkward

  • @maxyoung3753
    @maxyoung3753 4 роки тому +889

    Dutch sounds like he eats sedimentary rocks for breakfast

  • @alihusseinm2786
    @alihusseinm2786 4 роки тому +1493

    When Dutch turned 18 his parents had to move out

    • @WRA1TH.
      @WRA1TH. 4 роки тому +6

      Alihussein Mamdani 😂🤣

    • @m1ru123
      @m1ru123 4 роки тому +4

      No zlatan

    • @Mingota100
      @Mingota100 4 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣

    • @SmurkoOfficial28
      @SmurkoOfficial28 4 роки тому +2

      This one banged still!!! 🤣

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +2

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

  • @sheikhy9939
    @sheikhy9939 4 роки тому +1955

    When Dutch is appearing in court the judge refers to him as your honour

  • @trejacks8843
    @trejacks8843 10 місяців тому +7

    Coming back here to see how this aged.

  • @ojplays889
    @ojplays889 4 роки тому +11280

    When you turn 100 you get a letter from the queen.
    When you turn 14 you get a message from Dutchavelli

  • @mike2859
    @mike2859 4 роки тому +9259

    Dutch is like "Yo my girlfriend got the same diary"

  • @oj5656
    @oj5656 4 роки тому +289

    dutch goes to the airport and he checks the security

    • @q.m17
      @q.m17 4 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @reggiemajwega1312
    @reggiemajwega1312 3 роки тому +208

    Props to Dutch for widening his dating range from 1-14 to 1-27

    • @The3DProjects
      @The3DProjects 3 роки тому

      Most men always went for younger . Ages ago it was even normal if a 16 year old got with a 25 year old man. How’s that any different to a 18 year older you hypocrites ? Overnight matured ??
      A woman your own age looks often older and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .

    • @SimonBA1999
      @SimonBA1999 3 роки тому +28

      @@The3DProjects nonce antics from you

    • @KiranSeo.
      @KiranSeo. 3 роки тому +4

      😮

    • @strnglhld
      @strnglhld 3 роки тому +16

      @@The3DProjects Ages ago it was normal to poop in the street but I think we’ve evolved.

    • @xvier5181
      @xvier5181 3 роки тому +1

      @@The3DProjects brudda

  • @YouDontKnowMeFam
    @YouDontKnowMeFam 4 роки тому +331

    When Dutchavelli steps on your shoes you have to apologize

  • @masoomshafi7406
    @masoomshafi7406 4 роки тому +609

    When Dutch comes home late he grounds his parents

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +5

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @cs.flippz9152
      @cs.flippz9152 4 роки тому +4

      The Lone Wolves no she didn’t but I feel bad that you have to beg for views so I’ll like your shit video

    • @Ofuresworld
      @Ofuresworld 4 роки тому

      😭😂😂

  • @mannielee2262
    @mannielee2262 4 роки тому +1213

    Dutch tucked his parents to sleep when he was a kid

    • @tiatianna8829
      @tiatianna8829 4 роки тому +3

      😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rxfaay
      @Rxfaay 4 роки тому +1

      Stolen but ok

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому +1

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @thegreedyvegan
      @thegreedyvegan 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @moodybrits
      @moodybrits 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

  • @LadyGForce
    @LadyGForce 2 роки тому +24

    Love his smile and his laugh, I enjoyed watching this.

  • @markspear2983
    @markspear2983 4 роки тому +2164

    There's actually a whole country who call themselves Dutch now fam this guy is too bad smh

    • @lr4569
      @lr4569 4 роки тому +93

      He told them to stop calling themselves that they can’t anymore

    • @clippower03
      @clippower03 4 роки тому +63

      It’s mad how many people don’t know that he’s actually Dutch himself too

    • @skym4065
      @skym4065 4 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @shabbankjes1775
      @shabbankjes1775 4 роки тому +3

      He is born as a Dutch bruv

    • @esco4L
      @esco4L 4 роки тому +33

      @@shabbankjes1775 no sir, they call themselves Dutch now out of respect for him. They're clout chasing tryna capitalize off his success

  • @MrVtec786
    @MrVtec786 4 роки тому +565

    Amelia having dates with all the men her mom warned her about

    • @andrewiwm9980
      @andrewiwm9980 4 роки тому +2

      Dude! 💀💀👻👻

    • @freshguy4
      @freshguy4 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @xAmiin
      @xAmiin 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahaaa im finished. 🤣

  • @MunyaChawawa
    @MunyaChawawa 4 роки тому +12668

    This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @elbo7755
    @elbo7755 3 роки тому +72

    Yes noncevelli, speaking to someone over the age of 18! Respect!

    • @Mich_171
      @Mich_171 3 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @The3DProjects
      @The3DProjects 3 роки тому

      A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .

    • @elbo7755
      @elbo7755 3 роки тому +5

      @@The3DProjects I have no idea what you’re talking about g but it sounds like you agree with me, so let’s leave it at that

    • @Zeriaph
      @Zeriaph 3 роки тому

      @@elbo7755 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @prod.sevenkay
    @prod.sevenkay 4 роки тому +2365

    dutchavelli sounds like he’s scared to cough cuz people will think he has covid😂

    • @fs3588
      @fs3588 4 роки тому +41

      phantomzbtw. His voice just screams Covid...but I’d be scared to report him tho

    • @mohtasimhasan2353
      @mohtasimhasan2353 4 роки тому +63

      He caught Corona, I feel bad for the virus now, the virus must be going through tough times

    • @biggestboothy4942
      @biggestboothy4942 4 роки тому +17

      Dutch doesn't get COVID, COVID gets dutch

    • @iamdaszta
      @iamdaszta 4 роки тому +2

      best comment😂😂

    • @lilteyga3615
      @lilteyga3615 4 роки тому +1

      Ayo I swat out my drink😭that was hilarious

  • @Hamzahassan0309
    @Hamzahassan0309 4 роки тому +173

    bossman from the chicken shop calls dutch "bossman"

  • @huh5950
    @huh5950 4 роки тому +988

    5:02
    *puts ring on her finger*
    Her: "I do"
    Him: "you do what? Drugs?"
    I'm *Crying* 😂😂😂

  • @brownbbydoll1777
    @brownbbydoll1777 3 роки тому +51

    This is the funniest 😂 chicken date I’ve seen this far . Amelia is so entertaining she’s growing on me so much I love her lol

  • @1cartix262
    @1cartix262 4 роки тому +740

    Dutchavelli missed 2 days of school now it’s Saturday and Sunday

    • @Yh-vi2sv
      @Yh-vi2sv 4 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @skorpion7732
      @skorpion7732 4 роки тому +20

      School skipped 2 days of Dutchavelli

    • @WishMount
      @WishMount 4 роки тому +3

      Dutch doesn’t miss school he skips it

    • @JB-hh7tf
      @JB-hh7tf 4 роки тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @keepitreal24s77
      @keepitreal24s77 4 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @johnrussell1stearlrussellk522
    @johnrussell1stearlrussellk522 4 роки тому +633

    I heard dutchavelli is the corporate manager of this show now

  • @gloryhd9379
    @gloryhd9379 4 роки тому +184

    Amelia: “I do”
    Dutch: “What? Drugs?”

  • @lv9586
    @lv9586 2 роки тому +7

    When he winked my soul left my body..

  • @lennydacosta1
    @lennydacosta1 4 роки тому +729

    *Dutch calls the teacher’s parents when they talk over him*

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....

    • @tahmidahmed5241
      @tahmidahmed5241 4 роки тому +1

      @@saiem654 cool story

    • @P9.jdhdubdudhd
      @P9.jdhdubdudhd 4 роки тому

      @@saiem654 no.

    • @Adele24-0
      @Adele24-0 4 роки тому

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @DW51380
      @DW51380 2 роки тому +2

      He doesn’t he messages the students instead 🤣

  • @offshore5290
    @offshore5290 4 роки тому +73

    When Dutch clears his throat his career is over

  • @g-g__
    @g-g__ 4 роки тому +132

    Dutchavelli the typa guy to take a grenade to a snowball fight

  • @MatSmithLondon
    @MatSmithLondon 3 роки тому +23

    OMG Amelia’s enormous range of facial expressions at 2:55

  • @YusufAli-cd9ms
    @YusufAli-cd9ms 4 роки тому +1451

    When dutchavelli catched coronavirus, the virus had to self isolate.

  • @youngdizzstomach2093
    @youngdizzstomach2093 4 роки тому +174

    “Can you do a freestyle to my name?”
    Dutch: what’s your name again?
    💀

  • @blackmonkeyjamal
    @blackmonkeyjamal 4 роки тому +366

    This dude sound's like he's never drunken water in his life.

    • @RyanFMB
      @RyanFMB 4 роки тому +4

      amman Underrated comment 😂

    • @bil6729
      @bil6729 4 роки тому +21

      @S_Swag you didnt get it

    • @matinhassan8747
      @matinhassan8747 4 роки тому +2

      @S_Swag he said it on purpose

    • @ibrazrahman6112
      @ibrazrahman6112 4 роки тому

      amman learned* he speaks Dutch and English tho

    • @Privateliving6
      @Privateliving6 4 роки тому

      S_Swag 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jimmy-vp4mt
    @Jimmy-vp4mt 3 роки тому +60

    This shit is funny asf, they would make such a interesting couple

  • @afxtradingacademy4542
    @afxtradingacademy4542 4 роки тому +5791

    You can tell dutch loved it when she started playing with that kiddies toy, he felt right at home...

    • @tekky8882
      @tekky8882 4 роки тому +95

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @username23044
      @username23044 4 роки тому +93

      Omg😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @elzinzz18
      @elzinzz18 3 роки тому +61

      No way 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @annastaciabird9060
      @annastaciabird9060 3 роки тому +120

      these comments in the comment section is just wow

    • @somali3719
      @somali3719 3 роки тому +55

      You going to hell for saying that😂😂😂💀

  • @rj_tiste
    @rj_tiste 4 роки тому +223

    nah dis she really back out d diary and say “pigs aint got no manners” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @emmanueljoby418
    @emmanueljoby418 4 роки тому +260

    When Dutch comes late to school, the teachers gets mad at everyone else for comin to early

    • @saiem654
      @saiem654 4 роки тому

      I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........

    • @CBmakesHits
      @CBmakesHits 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/tcpufk4DkXU/v-deo.html lil uzi beat

    • @sangking7803
      @sangking7803 4 роки тому

      Omg 😂😂

    • @a3kid
      @a3kid 4 роки тому

      Stoppit man 🤣

  • @gabbyh109
    @gabbyh109 3 роки тому +10

    I love how chill he is

  • @yaboyjonez9476
    @yaboyjonez9476 4 роки тому +403

    When Dutch was born, the doctor gave him the scissors to cut the umbilical cord.