I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....
Swish I don’t watch the guy but I took a look at his channel and from what I know hundreds of thousands of views on every video usually means the content is good so ur just waffling g 😂
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
Most men always went for younger . Ages ago it was even normal if a 16 year old got with a 25 year old man. How’s that any different to a 18 year older you hypocrites ? Overnight matured ?? A woman your own age looks often older and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
When Dutch makes an account they accept his terms and conditions.
@Modern Classic Comics huh
@@Showtimemxnny lil dude trippin
@Modern Classic Comics u r one tapped don
@Modern Classic Comics still tapped
That actually made me LOL 😂
I love how she gets tough men giggle like school boys, it's hilarious.
he wishes he was a school boy
@@vik1974 😭😭😭
@@vik1974 😭😭😭
@@vik1974 😂😂😂
“Tough men”
Black guys who talk with a fried tone of voice or white guys who act like road men.
Dutchavelli reflection in the mirror said _"sorry"_ for making eye-contact.
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....
@@saiem654 how about u stop lying and start making good content and grind like every other big youtuber did
🤣🤣
Chode 😂😭😭😭😂😂
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣
“Do what? Drugs? “
Like how did he think of that so quickly? That was hilarious.
I dieddd
ua-cam.com/video/U9zPq-6S2RI/v-deo.html
😁😁
he just had drugs on his mind it's not that surprising
I was CRYING
Dutchavelli gargles diesel instead of mouthwash after brushing his teeth
F K don’t hate bro this was my first attempt
Ammonium Dichromate ok g
Ammonium Dichromate deleted it now
F K snm g
😂😂
When dutch gets on a bus the old lady gives up her seat
😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂💀
When she pulled out that diary Dutch thought it was evidence
Savage
Cold
😂😂😂😂
😂
ua-cam.com/video/U9zPq-6S2RI/v-deo.html
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Whys everyone saying these things? 😂😂 I'm confused
Chanel Cephas let me tell you about bando diaries...
Jk but listen to mans music
this cracked me up
So original bruh
Dutchavelli doesn’t breathe, he holds air hostage.
lmao
This made me holler😂😂
🤣🤣
Nah thats young dizz he lives kidnapping ppl loooool
😂😂
"I do "
"You do what? drugs ?"
that line took me out
too funny😂
For real though xD
Istg I died
😂😂😂😂
Facts I’m crying 😭😂
Found this on tiktok. She’s too funny
me too hahahhaah
Omg same
Sameee
Same lol
Literally here from tiktok lol
Dutchavelli doesn't clear his throat, his throat clears him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That makes no sense
Zero sense but genius at the same time
😭😭🤣🤣
Loo
When dutchavelli got coronavirus, the virus had to self isolate
Omds 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmfaoo
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Copied from the zlatan jokes
When dutch was born he named his parents
looool
hahah
This really killed me💀💀💀😂😂
Funny shit
LMAO
the camera staring randomly at random objects is weirdly funny 😂
🤣🤣🤣I thought i was the only one who found that very funny
No cause I crease everytime😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Yess that was awkward
@@nickilover7995 funny with the boss man mug shots😂
When Dutch joins the gym they pay him the joining fee
Ur content is dead and so are these jokes man
He’s 5’8
@@swish9834 I mean he has millions of views so... Obviously subjective 🤣
wdum
gym goes to him to get hench
Swish I don’t watch the guy but I took a look at his channel and from what I know hundreds of thousands of views on every video usually means the content is good so ur just waffling g 😂
Dutchavelli scientifically cant suffer a heart attack, cause his heart is afraid of being his opp.
@Nirobi Official LMAOO
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so dumb
Jesus
@@Blogik96 lmaoo
💀💀💀💀💀
Dutch was late in school, everyone apologized for coming early
Ya stole this
Spectrum Btw every one of these is stolen just accept it
@@spectrumbtw786 shuuush just enjoy the joke
😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Hear we go again
You already know Dutch added that diary to his girl's Christmas shopping list
💀💀💀
When Dutch crosses the road, The car looks left and right
😂😂😂😂😂 best one yet
n1
OMG😂😂😂😂this comment is underrated
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣💀💀
In school, the headteacher was called to Dutchavelli's office
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂🙏🏾
Dutch looks so stoned
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
made ur comment 1.2k
When Dutch was born in the Hospital, he carried his mum out
Lmao
Best one so far
😂
Nahhh😂😂
😩😩😩😩💀
“Pigs ain’t got no manners u shoulda seen what they did to the bando door” she’s fire for that lmaooo
Dutch drove his mum home from the hospital when he was born
Best one ☝️ 😂😂
😂😂😂
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
*carried
😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli went to the job interview, he hired the boss.
😂😂
how original lol
Hahaha, crack up
Nah fam he hired the whole company, the directors everyone
U got this from I dunno
Amelia: 'I do'
Dutchavelli: 'You do what, Drugs?'
this cracked me up so much
Ngl that one got me too 🤣 didn't skip a beat
For real
He violated 😂
@@yasinhaji4825 fully
i see what you did there
3:54 took him out he was like “raaahhhh she knows about the young tings”
I’m watching this with my friend I said the same shit😭
@@kahliltellini6866 incriminate messages edited/ deleted to make conversation look weird Vns weren’t bad please watch the video again carefully
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dutchavelli pays child support for his father
hes a lucky father then
When Dutch goes to McDonald’s, the ice cream machine starts working
I’m coming with him
Byeee😂😂😂
Copied off of 808
Robert Sawney wat u gonna do copyright him 🤓
looool😐
When dutchavellie was born he slaped the doctor for not crying
Lmfao
😂😂😂wtf
😂😂😂
what lmFAO
Mate 😂
Hands down, the best ever. Dutch was so chilled and made it really fun.
Dutch was caught grooming a child bro allow it about best ever
As a kid, Dutch gave his parents Lego while he played with actual bricks.
Barzzz
ua-cam.com/video/OY81UEKJhGw/v-deo.html thank me later
Just sitting here reading comments about Dutch, thinking:
"Why couldn't I come up with that."
muksnja;-c turn on notification on his videos and then start spitting next time
I wish I thought of this comment
For real
🤣🤣😭
Likes don't mean anything on UA-cam
obama self lamo they do
When Dutch is hungry, his stomach apologises for not being full
🔥🔥
That's hella funny underrated
Not funny actually
BAAADUUSH!!!
😂
She made him laugh 7 times in 6 minutes. Yes I counted
That ain’t bossmans shop anymore, it’s Dutch’s
Wrd apparently Dutch brought his own potatoes to the shop and cut it into chips and fried it himself
@alex murphy dont press this its click bait
* puts on ring *
“I do”
“You do what drugs?”
💀💀💀
He said it without any hesitation, i think that's what makes it even funnier
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
I was just about to comment this 😂😂 i died at this part😭😭😭
IM DEADD
That's dead 💀😂
When Dutch finished secondary school he handed the teachers their GCSE’s
Why?
MR M 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀💀😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just no
Rare footage of Dutchavelli with a women of legal age
😂😂😂😂
😂
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A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
@@The3DProjects shut up bruv, pushing a noncey narrative
He doesn’t have a watch, he decides what time it is
no he doesn’t because nobody can decide time because time is default and he should have a watch because that’s the time
No it Doesn’t it’s a joke:)
Stop stalking me ik 😂😂
@@noitdoesnt7068 snowflake.🤓how do is it stalking when somebody say its a joke.snowflakes evrywhere when it aint even snowing
@@amnetrix8881 ? that’s their username are u dumb 😂
“You do what,drugs” honestly the best line to ever be uttered
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
I hollered😂
@@saiem654 no
ua-cam.com/video/tcpufk4DkXU/v-deo.html lil uzi beat
Dutch didn't buy his grills they grew naturally
Lol you dey match
@@ifeorahchidera4237 this wasn't a good effort
🤣🤣🤣
4:39 death stare
thats impossible, he defo copped them
I’m American so I just came across this and it did not disappoint. 😂 whole time I was like this man fine as hell who is this then boom he’s a rapper 😩
I thought he was comethazine for a minute 💀💀
Also bestie I don’t think he likes... ummm let’s say legal ages. 😩🤭
He is a known kiddie fiddler ppl don't f with him anymore
He’s a raging nonce mate, likes 14 year old girls
@@FS-ty5di say what..... 🙄
When Dutch smokes a spliff. He’s asks the weed if it’s high yet
😂😂😂🤣🤣
Underrated comment 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Dtuch smokes a spliff, he asks 14 year old girls if they're 25 yet
@@jigsawmods3447 what, why? I don’t get that
When Dutch gets a haircut, the barber pays him £15
Stolen
ua-cam.com/video/OY81UEKJhGw/v-deo.html thank me later
When Dutch steps on your shoes you gotta buy him new
@@stan8226 what's this guy plugging?
@@mango3468 so?
When Dutch gets a haircut he tells the barber “that will be £15”
😂🤣
LOOOL
😭😭😭😭
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
@@saiem654 please stop
His „oh thanks“ at 4:58 seemed so pure, how could she do him like that 😭💀
Rumour has it Dutchavelli has a grizzly bear rug in his living room. It’s not dead, it’s just scared to move 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Lol best one by far haha
😂😂😂😂😂😂😭
This is too funny lol
Oxygen has to book an appointment before it enters Dutch’s lungs
🤣🤣🤣
Wtff what about carbon dioxide 😂😂😂 this is underrated
Oxygen don’t enter the Lungs, Oxygen comes out of Lungs from the capillaries from the alveoli, it’s called Gas Exchange
Saqib Imran you clearly failed biology 😂 oxygen enters the lungs and gas exchange happens in the alveoli
NJtheKAGE ikr what’s this guy on about 🤣
*When Dutches phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie*
Lmfaooo
Looooool
This is the best one! 😂😂
Warren London- my guy
Amelia keeps getting funnier. The ears! Love how she embraces it
what
If you ever have a bad day just read the comment section of a dutchavelli or Ibrahimovic video😂
ike looooool fam
ike nothing compares to ibrahimovics comments
100 😂😂😂
Word 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Facts lol
When ducthavelli crosses the road cars look both ways
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he crosses the road, the road apologises.
I'm finished. This the best one so far
I was trying not to laugh at these comments and this one got me
Niyaz Rahman hahaha thanks
This is Dutch’s show now, not Amelias.
On😂
Amelia : I do 🤭
Dutch : You do what? Druuuuggss? 😂😂😂
When Dutch was a kid his parents weren’t allowed to go out without his permission
Lolz
😭😭😭😭
when it was halloween, his parents came to him cos they were scared
dead joke my guy
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
When Dutch left his parents house at 4 years old, he told his dad ‘You are the man of the house now’
Bro STFU 🤣🤣🤣☠☠
Lmao
Underrated comment
Seen this already your comment is dead stop rinising it
Loooool heh this had
She’s the only one that has the audacity to disrespect Dutch😂
😂😂🤦🏻♀️
@Joseph sorry ard
@Joseph okay Joseph
666 likes
And the other way round. He pretty much laughed in her face 🤣🤣🤣
“I do”…
“You do what , drugs?” 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Dutchavelli turned 18 his parents moved out
@Terry McVicar r/woooosh
😂😂😂
Unoriginal
😂😂😂
@Terry McVicar oh just get out
She really gave him strepsils nah I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Dutch was late for school the teacher apologised for being early
- seems like he’s been around schools too often
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg that’s jokes😂😂
Amelia is so awkward dat she’s not awkward
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Dutch sounds like he eats sedimentary rocks for breakfast
Fam chill you just learned that in school
All that spice gave him stage 3 throat cancer
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@lauka9638 stfu
It’s actually metamorphic rocks
When Dutch turned 18 his parents had to move out
Alihussein Mamdani 😂🤣
No zlatan
🤣🤣
This one banged still!!! 🤣
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
When Dutch is appearing in court the judge refers to him as your honour
thats deep
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
its don jow
deeep
yall crazy xD
Coming back here to see how this aged.
When you turn 100 you get a letter from the queen.
When you turn 14 you get a message from Dutchavelli
😂😂😂
😂
LMAOOOOO
😂😂😂 this is what I was looking for
LMAOOOOOOOO
Dutch is like "Yo my girlfriend got the same diary"
=))))
💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
💀 💀 😂
🤣 noncey vibes
dutch goes to the airport and he checks the security
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Props to Dutch for widening his dating range from 1-14 to 1-27
Most men always went for younger . Ages ago it was even normal if a 16 year old got with a 25 year old man. How’s that any different to a 18 year older you hypocrites ? Overnight matured ??
A woman your own age looks often older and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
@@The3DProjects nonce antics from you
😮
@@The3DProjects Ages ago it was normal to poop in the street but I think we’ve evolved.
@@The3DProjects brudda
When Dutchavelli steps on your shoes you have to apologize
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Dutch comes home late he grounds his parents
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
The Lone Wolves no she didn’t but I feel bad that you have to beg for views so I’ll like your shit video
😭😂😂
Dutch tucked his parents to sleep when he was a kid
😭😂😂😂😂😂
Stolen but ok
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Love his smile and his laugh, I enjoyed watching this.
There's actually a whole country who call themselves Dutch now fam this guy is too bad smh
He told them to stop calling themselves that they can’t anymore
It’s mad how many people don’t know that he’s actually Dutch himself too
Underrated comment
He is born as a Dutch bruv
@@shabbankjes1775 no sir, they call themselves Dutch now out of respect for him. They're clout chasing tryna capitalize off his success
Amelia having dates with all the men her mom warned her about
Dude! 💀💀👻👻
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahaaa im finished. 🤣
This is hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Munya Chawawa mums
Aye wys😂🔥👌🏿
Unknown P
Is it Percy?
;)
Yes noncevelli, speaking to someone over the age of 18! Respect!
😂
A woman your own age looks often older you and is more mature you dumb dumb . That’s why some women get older guys 7-14 years older . Yet , they still look the same age as the guy .
@@The3DProjects I have no idea what you’re talking about g but it sounds like you agree with me, so let’s leave it at that
@@elbo7755 😂😂😂😂😂😂
dutchavelli sounds like he’s scared to cough cuz people will think he has covid😂
phantomzbtw. His voice just screams Covid...but I’d be scared to report him tho
He caught Corona, I feel bad for the virus now, the virus must be going through tough times
Dutch doesn't get COVID, COVID gets dutch
best comment😂😂
Ayo I swat out my drink😭that was hilarious
bossman from the chicken shop calls dutch "bossman"
5:02
*puts ring on her finger*
Her: "I do"
Him: "you do what? Drugs?"
I'm *Crying* 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😭😭😭
I'm goneeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so dead at this 😂😂😂😂😂
He too smooth wit it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is the funniest 😂 chicken date I’ve seen this far . Amelia is so entertaining she’s growing on me so much I love her lol
Dutchavelli missed 2 days of school now it’s Saturday and Sunday
😂😂😂😂😂😂
School skipped 2 days of Dutchavelli
Dutch doesn’t miss school he skips it
😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭
I heard dutchavelli is the corporate manager of this show now
😂😂
😂😂😂
☠️☠️🤣🤣
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmao
Amelia: “I do”
Dutch: “What? Drugs?”
Fucking lost it at that
I was goooone 😂😂😂😂
I died at that part 😂😂
When he winked my soul left my body..
*Dutch calls the teacher’s parents when they talk over him*
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea....
@@saiem654 cool story
@@saiem654 no.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
He doesn’t he messages the students instead 🤣
When Dutch clears his throat his career is over
Dutchavelli the typa guy to take a grenade to a snowball fight
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Best comment yet
OMG Amelia’s enormous range of facial expressions at 2:55
When dutchavelli catched coronavirus, the virus had to self isolate.
Nice English
This comment catched me off guard
Bruv "catched"
Pipe down yusuf ali😂
Catched 🤣🤣🤣
“Can you do a freestyle to my name?”
Dutch: what’s your name again?
💀
This dude sound's like he's never drunken water in his life.
amman Underrated comment 😂
@S_Swag you didnt get it
@S_Swag he said it on purpose
amman learned* he speaks Dutch and English tho
S_Swag 😂😂😂😂😂
This shit is funny asf, they would make such a interesting couple
You can tell dutch loved it when she started playing with that kiddies toy, he felt right at home...
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Omg😭😭😭😭😭😭
No way 😭😭😭😭😭
these comments in the comment section is just wow
You going to hell for saying that😂😂😂💀
nah dis she really back out d diary and say “pigs aint got no manners” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
When Dutch comes late to school, the teachers gets mad at everyone else for comin to early
I’m not tryna annoying but My mom said that if I get 1k likes on my most recent video she’ll buy me a professional setup so I can make quality videos. Please please all I ask for is a like. All it takes is 30 seconds, if you cant or dont want to I fully understand but this is my only chance of upgrading my content in 3 years so yea.........
ua-cam.com/video/tcpufk4DkXU/v-deo.html lil uzi beat
Omg 😂😂
Stoppit man 🤣
I love how chill he is
When Dutch was born, the doctor gave him the scissors to cut the umbilical cord.
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Dutch took the scissors himself