Lol funny. What make u think that? U c him eat a cigarette (ruling elite company so sad they greedy bastards profiting of innocent ppl - don't fund bad health companies, boycott alcohol n drugs n cigarettes, instead promote good healthy food, we need to outlive the reptilian illuminati bilderbergers, cfr, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, owl worshipping devil baphomet satanic devil demonic bastards) these ppl have the power 2 give ppl the right information.
Never seen an entrance into the Drill scene like this in the history of the genre, Dutch came in like 50 cent...if he maintained his trajectory he would easily have been one of the best selling rappers in the shortest window of time that Uk had ever seen. This probably one of best received drill songs, globally i history.
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One off the best from Dutch
😑cigarettes are $#¡t...
Get a spliff
UK POP SMOKE
Fr I want his voice😂
Good nutritional breakfast
Lol funny. What make u think that? U c him eat a cigarette (ruling elite company so sad they greedy bastards profiting of innocent ppl - don't fund bad health companies, boycott alcohol n drugs n cigarettes, instead promote good healthy food, we need to outlive the reptilian illuminati bilderbergers, cfr, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, owl worshipping devil baphomet satanic devil demonic bastards) these ppl have the power 2 give ppl the right information.
Dutchavelli the type of guy to protect his bodyguards
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😭😭
Kill me lmao
Suomi Perkele
another underrated comment🤣🤣🤣
This guy should be a villain in the next top boy
Can fully imagine that 😂
😭😭 scary guy still
Trust his from Hackney aswell
Ooooo
Even modie would've been pussy to him
This song has been on a repeat for 4 years already. The darkness, the attitude, the statement. Chills everytime.
This song by Dutchavelli & Newham Roads by Armor are my ultimate driving songs right now 💯 along with some Army Of The Pharaohs.
@@Zackaryah aotp classics
Road life stories ❤
I'm from NYC and I play this song load don't care about the neighbors
I tell them only if you knew what I do for a decent house and a plate of food
😂😂😂😂😂@@nymelemorgan8074
Once Dutch didn’t go to school for two days
Now we call it the weekend
Lmaooooo🤣🤣🤣
Now he hangs around the schools all the time.
@@g8tr80 LMAOOOOO CHILLLL
I thought that was Shaggy.
@@g8tr80 LMFAOOOOO
Dutchavelli wakes everyone up to tell them he’s going to sleep
😂
The best comment yet lmao
Lol
My mum wakes me up to ask if I’m asleep 🤦♂️🤦♂️
😂😂😂😂
Legend says the man was born alone and then raised his parents
OF COURSE I LIED!!!!! : )
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yoooo I can’t with y’all niggas 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Its been 3 years and its still a masterpiece
Even though Dutch is a nonce I gotta agree the track is great
There hasn’t been a better drill song since
Literally
@@BJ-gm8ez facts, probably never will be
Couldn't agree more,,,especially in absence of pop smoke....
1:29 Dutch told the Uber driver to sit in the back
nahhh this is underrated 😭😭
hahahahahahaha surely a mohammed
Hahahahahah
😂😂😂
Da plug n da bakseat🔌💸💸👌👍
Dutchavelli the kind of guy to call someone and tell them “I can’t talk right now”
😂😭🤣🤣😭😂
This is hilarious
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣you killed me
Hahahaha
Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
most underrated comment section on youtube
cringest comment section on youtube ur weirdo
i think u didnt see every comment section on chief keef songs
more like the most underaged comment section on youtube
@@jigsawmods3447 At this point you've replied to so many comments that you may aswell just make your own 😂
Nah bro, every single comment section under Dutchavellis songs were funny until haters filled it with rumours
When Dutchavelli finishes 2nd place he is awarded the Gold Medal.
3-2. Only if you knew Mastermind
Dutchavelli can kill two stones with one bird
hahahahah
@@L10-x2o he don't get it... Just leave it. Lol
@Izuku Midoriya yh stfu 😂
Hahahahhahahaha good one
Haha rate that one 😂👌
When dutchavelli goes to a club, he checks the bouncers ID
🤣🤣🤣Hahahah
😂😂😂 pats the coats down and everything
The best one yet 😂😂😂😂
@@yellowdeucetennis why is he a meme?
D Taki just because he’s really hard and a scary guy pretty much
this is the type of guy to tell his barber he didn't like his haircut.
Turbo Lazer 🤣🤣🤣
the type to not pay for his trim
🤣
@ALPHA GRRRL what 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Turbo Lazer 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a 24 year old California guy, this was the 1st real UK drill song I was exposed to. Been hooked since🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Glad u fw. This song hard asl
Uk drill you done know is the best in the world 🇬🇧
Uk drill is second too none, no one can compare and Dutch is in a league of his own
🇯🇲 Jamaican heritage…we everywhere my guy 🇬🇧 Biggie , Krs1, Slick Rick ,50cent ,busta rhymes etc etc Yard ting 🇯🇲💯
This my first time listening, played it twice, dude clean wit it
Dutchavelli used to take his parent's phones away when it was 9pm
Lmao
Homeboy said "Dutchaville"💀💀
💯
@@xristoss8275 mb miss type
@@abz2166 Its not Dutchavili.. how can you misstype it twice??
Legend has it when Dutch turned 18 his parents moved out.
LOOL
loooooool
Why everyone is talking bout his patents can you explain please
@@davesoullymane5325 its a joke
Dave Soullymane because his voice is very deep and he is big
Dutchavelli is the type of guy to approve his driving instructor after a driving test
loooooooooool
im obsessed with this song, has to be one of the best drill songs ever.
Every time satan goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for dutchavelli
This was Nasty
Loool
underrated
So do little children
@@a--m My goodness 😂😂😂😭😭😭
The monsters under Dutchavelli’s bed were hiding from him
Don’t dead me fam
🤣🤣🤣
Funnyy
😂😂👏🏽👏🏽
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dutch is the kinda guy who brings a real gun to a paintball game
Bruhhhh😂😂😂
😭😭😭
🤣😭😂
🤣🤣🤣
🤣
This song goes so hard man’s voice is on another level 🔥
Whoever made this beat should be proud of themselves
it was rymez 🔥🔥🔥
Apex Legends soundtrack 😂
@@lankzbeats big up Rymes
@@Higoodusername lmfao for real
@@TheLastLivin hes jokin
He puts on a red coat to look sophisticated but he just looks even scarier.
Frfr
Wordd 😳😳 I'd start sweating if I ever came across this man
Fr fr
For real man, he looks more fearsome.
😂😂
Police: Dutch you’re under arrest
Dutch: no I’m not
Police: ..okay
LMAOOOO
200th like
Samurai Jack didnt ask
by far one of the best comments
😂😂
This was a classic when it came out.
When Dutch was in year 7 he kicked the year 11 balls over the fence
HAHA THE BEST ONE 🤣🤣🤣
The best comment I’ve seen on this song
U copied that on some other song kmt
😭😭😭
Abdullah Ghamjan ahh shut up man ur a certified waffler
he looks like a level 100 mafia boss
@Ekam GREWAL chilll
@@ohmyfeets6262 "daddy chill"
@@narkx5601 "WhAt ThE HeLl Is EvEn ThAT!?"
IKR
Word on the street says that Thor found his hammer in Dutchavellis toolbox ... 🌪
Juan Morales Martinez underrated comment 🤣🤣
I love it!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😅
One of the legendary Grime classics. Listen to this banger daily
Now for some light summer jams Dutch! Hackney 🇬🇧
just rap bro not grime
drill not rap or grime@@IJFJJAJI
@@PrecisionPipsAcademy drill is rap
Could you imagine a Collab with this guy and pop smoke that would've been mental
Battle of the deepest voice
Throw Abra in there as well
Madness
Pop Smoke > Abracadabra > Dutchavelli 🔥
Ma ears would start bleeediiinngggg🤯🔥🔥🔥
This guy wakes up early to give the sun permission to rise 💥💯🔥🔥
Lol
shutup
Hahahahahaha thats actually a really good one
😂😂😂😂
Haaaaaaagagagagagaggaga 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The red smart coat is making him look even more scarier
😭😭😭
Some next mafia boss
@@Vincent-wk3zl mothers 🤣😭
lucifer landed
@@Vincent-wk3zl not mafia monster
When Dutch cuts onions, the onions cry.
Unfunny 😐😐
Like the kids Dutch pipes on weekends
dutch aint cutting onions he stabs em
This guy could beat his reflection in a staring contest
Like this one styll
Underrated Comment
The banter in these comments kill me😂😂😂💀💀💀😂😂
Yess hahaha
Same..lol
Facts 💯
Fr🤣🤣
Janter
Much love from Houston tx to my mates in the UK
Duchavelli gives people birthday beats on his birthday
Funniest one
most funny and unseen one
Underrated comment😂
😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli was late for school the teacher punished all the other kids for being too early
He killed someone just so he could create a crime scene for this video.
Now that's commitment!
Wallahi this is to funnyyyyyy😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Mate stop it this is too funny 🤣🤣
@@jonesy5045 All the comments are jokes 😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli comes to your house, you’re the guest.
How old is he
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
COOL VIDOES 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Rejoyce Chi 19
This still bangs Hard.... kills this beat! some serious bars
When dutch goes shopping, he tells the cashier how much it costs
It's free innit
And he still says he's sick off this shh with his deep voice....
🤣🤣
Omg 😆😂😆😂🤣😂🤣😆😁🤣😆
Best 😂
When this man was born he named his parents
The combination of your name/pfp and your comment 😂
333333SJJJJJJ
Hahahaha
Just saw u on another song
@@xdfez no
In school the teachers had to raise their hands to speak to him
🤣🤣🤣
This is a good one 🤣
Lmaoo
😂😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Respect from America. He better than 95% of our rappers
He’s a paedo.
When his parents were scared they used to come to his room to sleep
Lmao
You stole this from a chief keef meme lol
😂😂😂
@@luisf5213 chief keef meme? Tf its an old zlatan meme
He ain't no zlatan 🤣
Red jacket looks suave real gangster drip
@@ab-ru1co sterling .. some mad designer collection they make shit for burberry etc
🏆🏆🏆
B_Ray Official yeah it’s called sterling 1958 Dalton I think
Waste Man a man said roab looool go revise u bum
Ahlie thats madd
When Dutchavelli and his dog go for a walk, his dog says to people that Dutchavelli doesn't bite
😂😂😂😂
🤣
😁😁😁😁
underrated 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@user-qi8oh2nv9x Lollll
Can never get tired of this track
When Dutch robs you, you apologize for having his money.
SP X r you simping of fucking UA-cam comments 😂
SP X no that’s cringe af man please stop she probably doesn’t live near you
SP X I’m also joking lol
@@richisaimbot1596 cap
@@richisaimbot1596 lmaoooo
He robbed my bank card, I called him back to tell him the pin
Underrated 😂
Jokes
😭😭😭
well done
😂
Phone: 1%
Me: plays Dutchavelli
Phone: 2%
Lmaooooo
He’s a nonce
@Edward Iliev yh he tried to move to teezandos
@@finrz3317 there is literal hard evidence saying he’s not a nonce
I played dutchavelli with 100% battery, it went down to 1% cah hes a nonce
I remember listening to this everyday after work….still one of my favourites 🏎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
You remember? Lol the fuckin song is barely 2 years old
dutchavelli is so intimidating even his beard is scared to show up.
Don't worry at least u werent his parents i meant children
Ur about 6 months late
The same way his girls period didn’t even show up
Lmaooo
@@trxp_raised2003 LMAOOOOOOO i laughed my ass off on this one
Who keeps coming back to dutchavellis songs just to laugh at the comments 😂😂
lol i wonder if he reads them lol
@@akinsolaagbebi3104 be cool if he did he should defo do a reaction to these comments
Bruh! I thought you was cap’n; Straight jokes!! All the way down. Wow, wicked song with funny ass comment section. Awesome lol
Hahahaha you just made my day with this comment , cause I literally just came here to look at the comments
@@mariostojka6472 for sure haha. There's too many to laugh at 🤣🤣
Wish Pop Smoke was still alive, Dutchavelli x Pop Smoke would have been a lit collab
That whorls be proper banging tune🔥🔥🔥☄️🔥
hes a nonce
@@bobmiah and you’re a pussio
Abz x pop smoke would’ve been better
No comment
Producer went crazy with this can’t lie
dutchavelli is the type of guy to get kicked out of prison for being to violent
Underrated comment
Underrated
that comment was class
The Dutch bronsson
😆
Played this to my screwdriver now it’s a drill
😆
Underated comment
😹
@@ivettseres4468 factss
Nicee
When Dutch moved out he told his dad “Your the man of the house now”
Guys I've Produced The Dutchavelli X V9 "Stalker" On My Channel. Pls Let Me Know What You Think 🙏🏻🙏🏻
@@notmaryzane sure mate
@@az3xgod4 u wanna bet loooooooool
yoo yall have no chill🤣
😂😂😂😂yo I’m crying
Dude is brutal. Insane production. Props to everyone
The worst day of Dutchavelli's life was February 30th. Now it doesn't exist.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Underrated
Deadass that was clever.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Dutch phone is calling in the Cinema, they pause the movie
😂😂😂😂💀
😂😂😂😂
ohh ffs always one tumble weed
I love reading these comment’s and smoke weed 😂😂
BIG FAT LIE 😂 the movie continues
Dutchavelli wakes up his alarm
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ready for the school run 🚸
3:15 in the afternoon
i cant
Bring back this side of dutchavelli..........
when dutch comes to late, everyone appologizes for being to early
Баляяяя 😂😂😂
@@donartoor bljaaaaa
💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🤣
When Dutchavelli wishes to play gta he turns off his pc and goes for a walk!
Underrated comment
SAVAGE 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn
Sheesh dkm lol😂😂😂😂
Why you steal my comment bro on the the gzuz video
Man looks like he could dribble a bowling ball
Yo u stupid 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He hard as hell if he can dribble a bowling ball😂😂😂
underrated comment
Luaghs🤣🤣😂😂
What a comment 😂😂😂😂
Still here in November 2024. Classic in my books. Dutch!!!!!
When Dutch watches a horror movie the movie gets scared
😂😂
😂
666 likes
iam john illuminati confirmed
Huuly Beats I’m gonna put this on my cv
When Dutch turns the lights off the ghosts run upstairs
Bro 😂😂
Yes
Never seen an entrance into the Drill scene like this in the history of the genre, Dutch came in like 50 cent...if he maintained his trajectory he would easily have been one of the best selling rappers in the shortest window of time that Uk had ever seen. This probably one of best received drill songs, globally i history.
allegations finished him
This is what drill rappers should look like
They fight with knifes not fists lol
Mr Baris u seen what bside 30 looks like
Straight up
Mr Baris Agree bro.
Still to this day il always say CB(7th) is the realest drill artist around. This guy ain’t far off.
@@Sun_Tzuay how so is he the realist? you know him or what he did?
I remember when this track dropped🔥🔥 Dutch to the top
Dutch shoots the mirror for copying his look
that's actually the best one i've seen
hahahahaha
😂🤣😂
@Xtent M1stee lmao fr
🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣
Hes the type of guy that would make his barber pay him for the trim
He’s the type of guy to tell the barber he doesn’t like the cut
Mo :Deme bro nobody can do that...not even the strongest of the gods
Elite_VRTX but he’s built different 💪🏾
Let's protect the guy who ever breaks his sister's heart
U on ur own fam
Rapper clue is with his sister. Duchavelli confirmed this on a video. They are good friends.
Burna Boy is with his sister
@@subarunr clue????? Dont be a fucking wally
Stef getting that
Ye ye ye ye yeah yeah
Burna boy needs to be careful
He has accepted Islam and is now a Muslim, God bless him
When dutch was born he told the doctor: "stop crying"
Nah he tells that to all the yutes when he piping them without consent
@@o8salfordrizz172 😂
@@o8salfordrizz172 madness
@@o8salfordrizz172 yutes can't give consent regardless fam
@@o8salfordrizz172 SALFORD ON A MADTING ALLOW IT💀💀💀
Dutch doesnt have a clock in his house he just decides what time it is
He uses the clock to decide which age is next.
@@ddm6779 kinda mad still
@@ddm6779 and decides how old the people he dates are smh
Lol
His lyrics are hard. The voice makes it even more vilified
Drilliest track to come out the UK, period!
Did you heard about CasIsDead?
These comments are just as entertaining as the video
that's faacts😂😂
u should see comethazine's "we gon win" comments🤣🤣
YES🤣
Ongg😭😭
Factsss😂😂😂
Dutchavelli stubbed his toe and the furniture felt the pain for several days
Im dead
These are killing me😂😂
😂
Nah can’t even joke about that shit idc how big or hard someone is that’s critical damage
When Dutch was at school the teachers asked him if they could use the toilet
pahahaha
300th like
@@moabbas6319 wow u want a medal
cookiesss i’m 400th like, i want a special medal🥺
Danny x lol🤣
Still best drill song out there 4 years later 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
dutchavelli got pulled over for speeding and he let the fed go with a warning.
JustKapi@ 😂😂😂😂
😂😭😭
😂😂😭😭
Swear this guy burner dad tho lol
OverlordX nhmju
Cars look left and right when dutch crosses the road
😂😂😂🤣
Hide yo wife hide yo kids
When Dutchavelli comes to your house you ask him for the wifi password
FEEL LIKE IVE BEEN HERE A THOUSAND TIMES 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
This is that grown folks drill
Yes indeed 👌 i hate drill but this guy 🔥🚒
rice pease Init, not them little boys that are rapping and they was only the runners and never held a stick
rice pease 🔥🔥🔥
Cold
Kick ur doors
Played this song to my cat, now its a lion.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘girls voices have a higher pitch if they’re speaking to someone they’re attracted to’
girl voices when they’re speaking to me:
🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol thats deep
Bro this is the best so far
@@dr.blastboi1315 pun not intended 😎
This was a new discovery. Thanks Man. 👍👍
Dutch just got shot... The bullet is in critical condition
😂😂😂😂😂
Copied from his other song surely
@@hashimzubair2504 yh deffo when the comment came out before surely was released you clapped yute
@@hashimzubair2504 surely not
ua-cam.com/video/0zJveXk-MZ0/v-deo.html don’t sleep on the Dutch my guy
When Dutch was born he drove his mom to hospital
hahahaha :D Hilarious!!
Wtf 😂😂😂
loooooooooooooool
Anton Toye what that makes no sense
😂
Dutch gets called boss man when he walks in the shop
Shut up fortnite bum lick
@@aliafxx LMFAOOOOOO calma
😀
@@aliafxx nigga you watch vsauce lmfaoo
@@xrcoh brahhh that was ages ago
❤❤❤ greetings from Germany