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Erik: Let's play baseball in Puerto Valor! Luminary: No Erik: Luminary, are you serious? Do you not like the baseball, baseball is very popular in Erdrea.
Top 3 favorite “no” moments cutscenes for me 1. “You heartless monster.” + cat suit Veronica 2. Jade boutta roundhouse kick your face after saying no. 3. Prince Faris slamming his head on the ground while he fake cries some more.
My favourite one is Prince Faris. Most of them will just stop asking when you said no, but he kept begging endlessly until you press yes =.= hahahahahaha
Radical Raddish why would you say no though? You’d kinda be an asshole with no gratitude which is what these folks are calling you out for if you say no
Carl Bloke in some cases. Half of these you’re well without your sound mind declining. Why should YOU have to bail the Prince out of his own problems? Why should YOU have to be out in the frontlines because I’m too much of a coward to solve my own problems?
Character: (asks question) Player: "No." Character: "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you properly. But depending on what you said, I might have to kick your ass."
Luminary : * hits blunt ... “so anyway I was just chilling at cobblestone with this blonde cutie and these people kept making me go places and do things I had absolutely no control over. Every time I said no, the wind blew, and they couldn’t hear me. So I ended up saving the world by accident”
Eight be like, "Damn. That sucks. I helped save the world once but I was a knight and my king was the one making the decisions. The game didn't try to pretend there was an option to do otherwise."
From what I understand, you can play the first Dragon Quest without rescuing the princess start to finish. Or at least that’s supposed to be what you can do.
Character: Can you help me? Luminary: No Character: I said, can you help me? Luminary: No Character: Well, yes or no? Luminary: No Character: I’ll take that as a yes
Jade: Let's go, Luminary, to watch the classical baseball game with Erdrea and Australia Luminary: No Jade: What? Luminary, are you serious, do you not like baseball?
Erik: come on don't give me that! I can see from your face that you want to tell me Erik is able to tell that the Hero wants to tell him something just by looking at a face like this :|
Sylvando: How can you say that!? Look at this poor creature! Have you got a stone for a heart or something? Luminary: She's up to no good. It's a trap!
5:45 “Hell no, Sylvando! How about I search the town for the kid’s parents while you search the ruins where there’s likely monsters waiting to attack any human.”
5:50 Luminary: **says no** Sylvando: Do you have a stone for a heart?! Literally two seconds later at the Dora-In-Grey fight. Luminary: See this is why you should listen to me and not portray me as some heartless jerk, Sylv.
While I do like GX, I have to agree. I don't remember them, at any point, talking about the genuine charm the writing has, but I do remember one of them mentioning how the overarching story was (don't remember the exact words so I'll just put something that has a similar meaning) unique, when the story is really just the junk food of fantasy plots. My guess is because they grew up with the original Dragon Quest games, they don't have a strong ability to differentiate between what's part of the Dragon Quest name and what's actually good, ex: some bosses suck, but that's a jrpg tradition vs. You can do good things for the world that aren't part of side quests
Druid T I have a habit of not watching reviews, as most of the time, if I know I’ll like a game enough to buy it, then I won’t be too disappointed. So I haven’t watched their review on DQ, despite that being probably the best place for me to look for what I’m complaining about. (Hypocrisy yay). It’s moreso just that they’ve pushed the game so much, which is fine, just tiresome, considering they simply say “people BuY tHiS gAmE!1!”. I’m not gonna say they have a sneaky agenda, simply that they probably love DQ as a whole and want it to be more popular in the West and are pushing their audience in its direction, so to speak, which I don’t like, purely because the market will consume what it wants to. But then if I had a chance to artificially inflate the old Golden sun games’ sales I’d probably take it. ANYWAY, paragraph over, my apologies, to anyone who cares I’m probably popping this game on my Xmas list this year.
If the Luminary had a personality in this game, according to this video he's a cowardly cynic. Honestly it would be kind of funny watching a cynical main protagonist trying to save the world by being forced to do it.
Perks of being the Luminary: - Awesome powers - Make awesome friends - Everything set up for you to basically always succeed eventually - Great hair Cons of being the Luminary: Your destiny is not your own. You are a puppet piece in a much larger game.
6:48 - I legit said no because something felt off about the Queen's story and current situation. When she turned into an ice witch I was burning holes into the back of Veronica's head, dying to say "I told you so."
4:21. In real life, it would hurt a lot saying no to a child in need. I guess that's why I keep saying yes all the time in the game when this moment arrives.
High Master Pang: "Do you think you have what it takes to endure this most trying of trials?" You: "Nope, nope, nope... I'm oudda here!"' Pang takes out the paddle: "Let me fix that attitude for you."
Pour one out for my boys The Heroes, that through many generations and journeys never truly learned that consent isn’t “No until the other person threatens me enough to say yes”. Each and every one of their parents failed them on the simplest of lessons 😞
This is when you realize: Luminary has probably instinctively memorized Jade’s personality, as he was going to dodge, but stopped his motion the second she did, meaning this probably isn’t new for him, or he learned after the colosseum in Octogonia
1:20 “I can tell by your face there’s something you wanna tell me...” WHY does this sound so suggestive?? And after this scene there is literally holy water behind them, the animators knew what they were doing! Luminerik 👌
Luminary: "No" Character:*kicks luminary in the face* Oh I'm sorry i didn't catch that, you were saying? Luminary:..."No" and he was never heard from again.
I'd hate to be a woman in this world. random dude : "Wanna be my girlfriend?" -> you say "no". "Come on, I know you want to. I'll ask again. Think carefully before answering now". Repeat ad-nauseum until you say "yes"... You can't even leave because you're stuck in a dialog loop.
Character: can you help me with this quest?
Luminary: no
Character: *pulls out gun* let me ask you again....
Omfg
@The True Sylvando I said no three times
Casts Bounce
Luminary:No idc if I die I’ll just respawn
@@RoccoSocko yo
Dragon quest: *offers freedom of choice*
Luminary: "no"
Dragon quest: "no."
james ducharme We decline your declination.
But thou must
"No"
Dragon Quest: "No yourself!"
^-^
No
but thou must!
*wind literally blows.*
Veronica: Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that. Must be the wind.
The humor in this game is amazing lmao
Why haven't this gotten a reply yet?
SirTChamp Idk in all honesty, but I’m at least grateful for the amount of likes.
peepee poopoo
@@sirtchamp8033 there
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Shit shit shit shit shit shit shitty shit shit put yhe shit back in your ass shitty shit shit shhhiiiiit
Character: Can you help me with this task?
Luminary: No.
Character: That wasn’t a question. That was a demand.
I expect great jokes & posts of this in the future.
Hahahaah the best.
Erik: Let's play baseball in Puerto Valor!
Luminary: No
Erik: Luminary, are you serious? Do you not like the baseball, baseball is very popular in Erdrea.
The hero doesn't actually want to be dealing with any of this shit, he's just been coerced into saving the world
he just wanna return to his world and watch a dude on his computer having to go through the same
So, do you wanna save the world?
No
Too bad
plz help, i'm being forced against my will by these people i don't even know.
Even in Smash the Hero can't have peace, all his friends get killed by Galeem and he has to save the world again.
hero just want to be with gemma
the game : no you got to get through hell before that.
hero : but what if i dont wa-
the game : SHHHHHHH
Top 3 favorite “no” moments cutscenes for me
1. “You heartless monster.” + cat suit Veronica
2. Jade boutta roundhouse kick your face after saying no.
3. Prince Faris slamming his head on the ground while he fake cries some more.
saaame XD
Lol jades was great,
“I just had a sudden urge to stretch my legs”
My favourite one is Prince Faris. Most of them will just stop asking when you said no, but he kept begging endlessly until you press yes =.= hahahahahaha
I love the price faris one I kept saying no because it was funny to see him slam his head on the floor
Jade kick is definitely the most threatening, i mean look at those god damn legs, being it by those legs would hurt a lot
Luminary: Refuses to help child.
Sylvando: Do you have a stone for a heart or something?
*20 mins later*
Luminary: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
literally me
Honestly though they would have been better off not helping her considering what ends up happening
LMFAO!!!
@@sillypillym7301 That's why I say no lol
Of course I don't have a stone for a heart; Veronica already said I'm a heartless monster!
I kinda love how the game is constantly judging you for not immediately taking the generic RPGs protagonist route.
Radical Raddish why would you say no though? You’d kinda be an asshole with no gratitude which is what these folks are calling you out for if you say no
@@carlbloke8797 Not that you're wrong..... but why the choice though?
I for one find this hilarious
vDorgengoa true it is hilarious
@@carlbloke8797 This is sadly true for me in my own life too
Carl Bloke in some cases. Half of these you’re well without your sound mind declining. Why should YOU have to bail the Prince out of his own problems?
Why should YOU have to be out in the frontlines because I’m too much of a coward to solve my own problems?
Character: (asks question)
Player: "No."
Character: "I'm sorry, I don't think I heard you properly. But depending on what you said, I might have to kick your ass."
Sniddler Jade*
Lol
Lol
@@moshpitfuneral Joseph*
Luminary : * hits blunt ... “so anyway I was just chilling at cobblestone with this blonde cutie and these people kept making me go places and do things I had absolutely no control over. Every time I said no, the wind blew, and they couldn’t hear me. So I ended up saving the world by accident”
Eight be like, "Damn. That sucks. I helped save the world once but I was a knight and my king was the one making the decisions. The game didn't try to pretend there was an option to do otherwise."
Kid: Please save placido, will you help us?
Hero: No.
Veronica: YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER
Even better because of the cat suit.
@@AddieB55 yeah an innocent child in a catsuit calling you a monster lol.
@@jacepro2827 I spy someone who doesn't know the story.
With all seriousness taken away by means of the Cat Suit
Luminary: well...considering that my other self is an android...yeah...you're right
ahh the illusion of choice
It's a classic staple in Dragon Quest since the very first game, what with you being unable to reject the princesses love confession and all.
But thou must!
From what I understand, you can play the first Dragon Quest without rescuing the princess start to finish. Or at least that’s supposed to be what you can do.
A Hobson's choice
No its not. This is a running gag in the Dragon Quest series. Ur just a noob.
"Have you got I stone for a heart or something?" I mean he was raised in Cobblestone
I laughed
Dunstan: Let's go to watch softball at Cobblestone stadium
Luminary: No
Dunstan: First, baseball, now, softball, are you serious?
Yggdrasil: Wana go on an epic adventure to save the world?
Luminary: nah
Yggdrasil: Sorry, I didn't heard that, but I'll assume you said yes!
Magellan Beaulieu Luminary: ..... nah
@@moshpitfuneral yggdrasil : Well, you don't have a choice!
(Credits start rolling)
Yggdrasil: Say no if you want to save the world, Luminary!
Luminary: _nervous sweating_
I would have just loved it if one of the "No" "choices" led to a Game Over screen.
azure98
Would you like to fight the final boss?
Yes
>No
Game Over
in the first one there was an option which its yes led to a game over
Super Paper Mario has this feature if you want.
Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door done this. You had to repeat yourself a few times
Nier: Automata - "if you want to kill me, I understand." *kills her* XD
Hero: I do not consent-
NPC: SHUT UP AND COMPLY
Hero: "I do not consent to this!"
NPC: "Your compliance is not a factor!"
Sylvando: Cocodrile Dundee or Ticket to Paradise?
Luminary: No
Sylando: Oh well, you don't like Aussie movies
Destiny is strong in DQ. It can blow wind, make a crowd become noisy and make the hero a yesman.
The only way to truly win a DQ game is to not play at all
It also gives people sudden urges to stretch their legs
@@Herecomesdatboi12 that one, I don't mind too much :)
Literally no one:
Garfield: YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER
"THERE IS NO OPTION, JON. YOU MUST FEED ME THE LASAGNA"
*LASAGA*
*G A R F EL D YOO FILTHI CATT*
Isn't it great to be free of our choices?
Yes
No
Pokémon
@@Soracj My sentiments exactly
Such an American dialogue
Is this persona 5
Persona 5
Veronica calling you a monster is the best thing in this game.
That..... and Jade stretching her legs
It doesn't help that she's in an adorable cat onesie when she says that to the Hero
I said No to this as well, and she was in a cat costume lmfao
Heartless monster.
I couldn't take Veronica seriously in that suit.
Him and Persona 3 protagonist would be best friends.
Imagine the dialogue
Hero: I like you, let's be friends.
Makoto: I don't care.
Alejandro Valdez wrong he wants more social links
The Luminary Arcana.
I think Eleven would be the Aeon Arcana, or even the World Arcana.
So would the other Dragon Quest heroes
"you're unreliable."
Character: Can you help me?
Luminary: No
Character: I said, can you help me?
Luminary: No
Character: Well, yes or no?
Luminary: No
Character: I’ll take that as a yes
Let's just hope the luminary doesn't get into a sexual situation
@@JordiumZ Puff puff
🤣🤣
*YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER* god i laughed so hard at that one. Veronica's VA is killing it
Me too. I replayed that one and Jade's leg stretch like 10 times
vDorgengoa I mean yeah, gotta learn them stretching techniques, ya know?
Jade: Let's go, Luminary, to watch the classical baseball game with Erdrea and Australia
Luminary: No
Jade: What? Luminary, are you serious, do you not like baseball?
Hendrik: This is no time for indecision!
Hero: Refusing something is still a decision you know.
Jade: will you help the mermaid?
Hero: no
Jade: so you have chosen death
Veronica: and this time, you'll answer properly!
Hero: Positively no.
Veronica again: That's not what I meant and you know it. Try again!
Hero: {Positively} No.
@@GrassPokeKing Kafrizz intensifies
No means NO DAMNIT!
Nah pal, No means yes.
Nah yes, No means Michael
kill me plz
But thou must.
Oh, I'm sorry. I had a sudden urge to stretch my legs. Let me ask you that again.
4:24 It's kinda hard for Veronica to be threatening when she's in a costume like that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It’s hard for her to be threatening ever haha she looks like a five year old playing dress up
@@jackspicer4907 a five year old that can create explosions
In fairness, a cat would think of their owner in the same fashion if they aren't immediately fed.
@@feddezegers806 burn, freeze, make explosions
"Luminary, i want a divorce."
" *HEHEHEHEHEH* "
Divorce HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maury: "You are the father!"
Luminary: "No."
HettesKvek -no- *Y E S*
7:28 he’s confirmed the best character in the game for actually listening to the hero
I noticed that too
2:35 best reaction if you assume the crowd was listening
Lmfao. Yes.
I didn't wanted to do it so I always sayd no and after a time I screamed "GOD CAN'T 8 JUST SAY NO!"
Erik: come on don't give me that! I can see from your face that you want to tell me
Erik is able to tell that the Hero wants to tell him something just by looking at a face like this :|
Veronica: Let me tag along.
Me: No.
Veronica: Lol, gonna do it anyway!
Me: *I never asked for this...*
I’ve got to admit I’m a little mad he said no to Erik, but then again, I guess it’s the point of the video...
* entirety of the Video *
Someone: Can you please help?
Luminary: That doesn't sound like my problem
Eleven: Says 'no'
Everyone: Denies that he just said 'no'
Jade: *almost heckin' kicks him in the ear*
It was then I immediately knew who my favorite character was.
I knew there was a reason I picked her as waifu
We're not that frantic to take a boot to the head *THAT* way!
Oh heckin frick!
*YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER*
Sylvando: How can you say that!? Look at this poor creature! Have you got a stone for a heart or something?
Luminary: She's up to no good. It's a trap!
5:45 “Hell no, Sylvando! How about I search the town for the kid’s parents while you search the ruins where there’s likely monsters waiting to attack any human.”
That actually sounds like something the Luminary WOULD say.
5:50
Luminary: **says no**
Sylvando: Do you have a stone for a heart?!
Literally two seconds later at the Dora-In-Grey fight.
Luminary: See this is why you should listen to me and not portray me as some heartless jerk, Sylv.
Benefits of hindsight though.
@@oakleyraverty1030 Exactly.
8:42 but he did make a decision. He said "no."
Hero : **exists**
Everyone else : no but yes
You can't say no to sylvando. Hes too cool
I said no to everyone in the entire game... except Sylvando.
He sounds better in Japanese (and more gay)
I actually tried to play the game saying no to everything but failed miserably with Sylv, he is way to fucking cool
Nah Erik’s 100% the best
@@Gimlo_Goblin I was the other way around.
I love how every character either threatens the hero or doesnt even listen while Vince just takes as you just being too nice to accept.
I seriously hoped that if you said no enough times you could send prince Faris out on his own. I didn't want to help him lol
XD
I just liked watching him grovel.
If only it were true
He was one of the few times I actually said No in the story
I liked his swindlery attitude. Similar but far humbler than one charmless blob from DQVIII.
5:15 This is why we would all pick Jade...
I pick her because she has a great character actually 💗💗
@@fiorina6806 This is just one scene that showcases her character. She would fight regardless of the presence of the Luminary.
@@vDorgengoa in switch version, I like her because she stand for the people and bring them hope.
She’s hot~
@@cyandeoidre2375 No, I actually agree with you. Serena is waifu but Jade is permanent party member material.
7:57
Krillin: Trunks! We need to gather the dragon balls, revive Goku and save the world!!
Trunks: *No*
I swear it looks like dragonball. (sorry dragon quest fans)
@Mobile NPC I knew I wasn't losing my got damn mind. I was like "Grandpa Gohan?!?!?!"
Little Emya it does BC dragon quest and dragon ball/ dragon ball Z characters are designed by the same designer
@@emyarenee Akira Toriyama worked on every dragon quest lmao
Hendrik: This is no time for indecision!
My brain: A RIVER IN A DRYYYYY LAAAAAND!....
THE LAST ACE IN A LOST HAAAAAAAND
Underrated Win
5:18 I am HIGHLY disappointed that Jade didn’t just flat out kick him.
Yea lol
I’m pretty sure that hit would’ve landed had he not moved.
This video has done more to sell me on the game than any of GameXplain's incessant parading has.
While I do like GX, I have to agree. I don't remember them, at any point, talking about the genuine charm the writing has, but I do remember one of them mentioning how the overarching story was (don't remember the exact words so I'll just put something that has a similar meaning) unique, when the story is really just the junk food of fantasy plots. My guess is because they grew up with the original Dragon Quest games, they don't have a strong ability to differentiate between what's part of the Dragon Quest name and what's actually good, ex: some bosses suck, but that's a jrpg tradition vs. You can do good things for the world that aren't part of side quests
Druid T I have a habit of not watching reviews, as most of the time, if I know I’ll like a game enough to buy it, then I won’t be too disappointed. So I haven’t watched their review on DQ, despite that being probably the best place for me to look for what I’m complaining about. (Hypocrisy yay).
It’s moreso just that they’ve pushed the game so much, which is fine, just tiresome, considering they simply say “people BuY tHiS gAmE!1!”.
I’m not gonna say they have a sneaky agenda, simply that they probably love DQ as a whole and want it to be more popular in the West and are pushing their audience in its direction, so to speak, which I don’t like, purely because the market will consume what it wants to. But then if I had a chance to artificially inflate the old Golden sun games’ sales I’d probably take it.
ANYWAY, paragraph over, my apologies, to anyone who cares I’m probably popping this game on my Xmas list this year.
Hope this has more recognition
gameXplain are just fanbois with a camera. Zero analytical skill there.
GameXplain sucks
If the Luminary had a personality in this game, according to this video he's a cowardly cynic. Honestly it would be kind of funny watching a cynical main protagonist trying to save the world by being forced to do it.
this is exactly the storyline i’d like for dq12 when they get round to it
kazuma?
@@じゅげむ-s6b someone fucking said it
Our Luigi
Is not a game but a novel called Supreme Magus
4:23 LOL This is by far my favorite moment in the game
Just Watch especially in that cat outfit 😂😂😂
It's even funnier in the pig outfit 😂
Perks of being the Luminary:
- Awesome powers
- Make awesome friends
- Everything set up for you to basically always succeed eventually
- Great hair
Cons of being the Luminary:
Your destiny is not your own. You are a puppet piece in a much larger game.
5:50 In the original, Sylvando interprets it as a blooper and asks you to "take that scene again".
Student: “May I use the bathroom?”
Teacher: *no*
Student: “That wasn’t a question, that was a warning!”
This is literally me in my play through. I love Veronica's angry responses when you say no.
They really took "But Thou Must" into Meme territory. I like it.
This is the DM steering the session in the way they've intended.
05:18
- Jade:
+ Me and Captain America: I can do this all day.
"Yeah, I know...!"
But thou must
good to see a fellow HCBailly viewer
Ah yes, I also occasionally have a sudden urge to nearly roundhouse kick someone in the face, coincidentally after they just said “no” to me.
Luminary: no
Veronica: Yeah, I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that
Luminary: **u n h o l y s c r e e c h**
Friend: "Cmon, let's go."
Hero: "No."
Friend: "Listen here you little shit."
"Join Smash"
"No but actually yes"
Is hard to get serious when a kid in a cat suit call you a heart-less monster 4:20
No: exists
Every DQ character: *so you have chosen... death*
Ask a question?
Yes
(No)
Everyone: *begs*
Jade: *threatens*
I’m not attracted to her or anything-
I was half expecting him to go "yes, you are feeling well" when you answer no to the guy who tells you to rest by the fire
6:48 - I legit said no because something felt off about the Queen's story and current situation. When she turned into an ice witch I was burning holes into the back of Veronica's head, dying to say "I told you so."
4:21. In real life, it would hurt a lot saying no to a child in need. I guess that's why I keep saying yes all the time in the game when this moment arrives.
For a game that has the protagonist be a representative of the player, you really don't get a lot of your own choices.
Its still a dragon quest game. You’re always expected to be the goodie two shoes protagonist.
In this regard Dragon Quest should learn from games in Growlanser and Langrisser series. Neverthless DQ is a great game with its flaws.
Just like in real life.
That is life.
@@RedCrossLeon DQ isn't a game. It's an franchise with a game series consisting of more than a dozen titles
DQXI is the game that just keeps on giving
High Master Pang: "Do you think you have what it takes to endure this most trying of trials?"
You: "Nope, nope, nope... I'm oudda here!"'
Pang takes out the paddle: "Let me fix that attitude for you."
Pour one out for my boys The Heroes, that through many generations and journeys never truly learned that consent isn’t “No until the other person threatens me enough to say yes”.
Each and every one of their parents failed them on the simplest of lessons 😞
Well, the Luminary's parents died and Amber didn't bother so...
*that's how mafia works*
Luminary: "No."
Characters: "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."
Character: Request help while giving you the choice to decline
Luminary: No
Character: "Oh no, anyways..."
"I'll ask you again, and this time, you'll answer properly!" - Veronica is the voice of the entire game
Lie to Michelle?
“No”
:’(
Thats what i did
This is when you realize: Luminary has probably instinctively memorized Jade’s personality, as he was going to dodge, but stopped his motion the second she did, meaning this probably isn’t new for him, or he learned after the colosseum in Octogonia
1:20 “I can tell by your face there’s something you wanna tell me...” WHY does this sound so suggestive?? And after this scene there is literally holy water behind them, the animators knew what they were doing! Luminerik 👌
5:57 "No i don't, I want to search the town."
Sylvando: What? And ruin the plot, darling? You're the hero, so you need to go search the ruins. I can go there later.
> has known the lumimary his whole life
> asks if he's the luminary
“No.”
- The Luminary of Legend
2:59 this was the only one I was insistent on saying no, the brat really should have learned his lesson the hard way.
NPC: so will you do it?
Luminary: No
NPC: So you've chosen yes!
Dragon Quest offers the illusion of choice but stomps on it at every turn. Often with humorous results.
Player: No
Veronica: And I took that personally
5:52 'poor creature'
I feel like at home.
'' do you want to eat pasta tonight?
-yes
-no
Luminary: "No"
Character:*kicks luminary in the face* Oh I'm sorry i didn't catch that, you were saying?
Luminary:..."No"
and he was never heard from again.
You: *Chose no*
The character:Well No but actually Yes
Lmao, this is probably my favorite
4:20
XD
5:23 Oh, Jade, you're such a delight lol. Really made me laugh that xD
10:12 the only real decision he's ever made in his life LOL
XD
4:24 that just made me laugh, the outfit she’s wearing & the tone talks. Lol
Lumimary: Wants to say no
Everyone: Its no use resisting
Any character: do something
Protagonist: No
World: did i fucking stutter
Any character: anyways lets do it
4:23 kids on Halloween when they dont get candy
Character: *pls help me.*
Luminary: no.
Character: *i don’t take “no” for an answer.*
I'd hate to be a woman in this world.
random dude : "Wanna be my girlfriend?"
-> you say "no".
"Come on, I know you want to. I'll ask again. Think carefully before answering now".
Repeat ad-nauseum until you say "yes"... You can't even leave because you're stuck in a dialog loop.