Me drawing the first 3 cards of my first hand: I must have faith in my cards Drawing my fourth card: I have faith in my cards Drawing fifth card: I have cards
Literally play Duel Links and see for yourself. Whoever interacts with Yami has like this wall of text and story to tell whenever they win or lose and Yami is like: "I win!" "That was an excellent duel!" "Congratulations,you win..."
@@whatthehail1161 precisely. We've reached a point where BLS Envoy of the Beginning and Chaos Emperor Dragon Envoy of the end have no real reason to be considered OP and bannable
@@Ae-fx4rc Not so fast. I activate the spherekuribos monster effect. Which changes your attacking monster to the deffence position. This activates my trap card, TRAGEDY. When a faceup monster change from attack to defence position, all defence position monsters you control are destroyed.
he gives up on duel monsters after season 6, realizing that he really has just been lucky the whole time , despite being some chosen dragon warrior capsule monster hero. years later, after a long night of drinking his past away, he sees Yugi on television actually joining Kaiba as CFO of the corporation. Bitter and piss drunk, he scrambles through old moldy boxes in his garage and digs up the Dark Magician girl card. He takes another swig of his bottle... but it's empty, dejected, he lets it slip through his lifeless fingers, it shatters on the concrete floor. He doesn't even blink. He lifts the card with his remaining strength. but as he begins to say her name, his eyes roll back and slumps backwards into a pile of disheveled boxes. in a moment of clarity, laying a jagged stack of moldy cardboard, staring at the dark abyss of his garage, he whimpers. From outside the garage, you can hear the choked-back sobs of a man who had a taste of a life he was never meant to know, accepting his lot in life. Also he craps his pants.
Sam Green literally the only thing I paid attention when watching this show is the hair if you don't have the hair you're not in the anime it all about hair.
HelixMaster12 "But my hair's all blonde and poofy!" "Sorry, sir, but it must be at least twice the size of your head for it to count." This'll do, lol.
@@a.r.m.ymoaengene6250 yeah, but even yugi has an adult like voice, ive got used to the Portuguese dubbing, wich is super high pitched so lolwhifemfoavehcnw
Let's be honest, only Joey is Chad enough to handle summoning 3 Dark Magician Girls in one turn. Yugi: But that's against the rules! Joey: Screw the rules, I have BROOKLYN RAGE!
I mean, I did it for the hell of it once. Eternal soul plus magicians navigation and magicians salvation with a dm in the grave, one in hand, and a dmg in grave and hand
kaiba: screw the rules, i have money yugi: screw the rules, i have the heart of the cards joey: [see the original comment] chazz: screw the rules, we're chazzing it up jaden: screw the rules, i can't read jesse: screw the rules, i have arnie jack: screw the rules, im bri'ish yusei: screw the rules, i can judo flip you crow: screw the rules, i have a murder of cards kite: screw the rules, i need to coutn yuma: screw the rules, i have the power of god and anime on my side shark: screw the rules, i have diplomatic immunity deklan: screw the rules? i dont need to yuya: screw the rules, i have hippo noises obsidian: screw the rules, ultimate falcon is unnaffected revolver: screw the rules, I AM GUN yusaku: screw the rules, i blocked you on twitter and in the duel theodore: why screw the rules when your deck was meta? right?
"Actually there are multiple situations where summoning multiple monsters in one turn can be considered totally legal.“ ~Green Hair Kaiba (season 0 abridged)
“Alright Yuges” “Dis is de coop de grass!” “Da big kahuna!” “Da six feet unda’!” “Sleepin’ wid da fishes!” “You talkin’ ta me?” *“FOGETABOUTIT!”* “Ladies and gentlemen” “Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!” *“KEEP THE CHANGE, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!”* “My mother’s recipe for meatloa- meatballs... LASAGNA!” “My monsta’ attacks your life points directely! YEAHHHHH!” Edit: when the fuck did I get this many likes and replies.
hmm yes interesting HAHAHA, YOU'RE VERY FUNNY! Just fuck off this comment was pointless and shit and stop commenting pandering shit on every video, you're pathetic
Ah yes, the episode where Yugi has half a dozen cards available, all of which are pretty much useless without all of the exact other ones he happens to have at the moment, and only in the currently-used combination do they manage to have adequate effects, and he does this several times throughout the match. That was a good episode.
+Nater K You missed the part where all of what you described will only work by being triggered by that one and only card the enemy plays to actually beat Yugi.
Unfortunately for dark magician girl Joey is already promised to red eyes black dragon along with flame swordsman the most intense love triangle in all of the highschool love animes
hahaha the fact that this fully buys into the fact that joey is just some kid from jersey who quotes scorsese films and joe pesci just absolutely makes the whole thing such a win
Yeah, captain obvious of the year. And one day, he thinks that again but realises that someone replaced his cards with dead leafs, then he starts thinking "Damn it...That's not cards ! ...Fuck it ! I'll believe in them anyway ! After all, we use leafs to create cards ! Joey "Nope, we use commonly trees for that, leafs are just useful for barbecues !" And that's what killed the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise, Joey started to become intelligent.
wow thanks for totally telling everybody what they just heard in the video. I'm glad people like you are around to feel self validated by regurgitating jokes for likes
>Joey summons DickButt >DickButt gets destroyed >Two politically cards get *triggered* >Gay marriage upon summoning Dark Magician >Half the Yugiverse's stacked waifu is _really_ into it >Said stacked waifu asks Joey to summon her some time. >Only after the last one does Joey think the game is weird.
Joey - A 4-way? i never even been in a 3-way before. How am i supposed to know what to do? Yugi - Dont worry Joey, 4-way is simple. Just pretend you are in a 2-way and focus on me. Your instincts will do the rest.
Rowing Buddha don’t forget the occasional chinese actor nobody knows or give a shit about and have never starred in anything ouside of china used to cash in on the global market.
All are agree to say that the top 5 of Yu-Gi-Oh girls are 1) Dark Magician Girl : Who can resist to such a cute smile with her big and shining emerald eyes, her big D-cup rounded boobs, her long nails and spiky long hair ? Even homosexuals might fall in love for this ! 2) Mai Valentine, really the typical exemple of californian blonde, tall, huge boobs (F-cup), long legs and firm ass, no one equals her for titty fucks, no one ! 3) Alexis Rhodes : Typically Kaiba's daughter, she equals Mai in terms of breast size and is very attractive, but attracts rather younger men. 4) Ishizu Ishtar : The charm o tanned skins mixed with huge dangling boobs, probably as big as Mai's if not bigger and her cold look deepered with her cold eye's color, dark blue aroused many men. 5) Téa Gardner : At first she appears that she is just a cute cheerleader with nothing special except a innocent cute face, but later, her boobs proved to be slightly smaller than Mai's (E-cup) and she started to wear very provocating clothes rather than MLP outfits, making us appreciate her body.
Finding out Tomar voiced Yami after rewatching it for so long is definitely something. Kinda feel bad for Jaxxy though, being replaced by Dark Magician had to have stung a bit.
Ktli, I very much doubt Yugioh will be dying anytime soon. In another ten years or so, maybe it will unless we manage to develop real life Duel Disks. Then the card game will be revived and there'll probably be world tournaments where children and adults compete in magnificent card battles, as the audience watch a massive hologram model of Blue-Eyes White Dragon blast away a bunch of Celtic Guardians on Pay-Per-View channels. I mean how awesome would it be if you could just put a card into a device on your arm and watch as suddenly Blue-Eyes White Dragon is hovering right outside your house, and scaring the grumpy elderly neighbor next door to death?
Well, start holdin your breath cuz da Joey Show's aboudda begin! Ladies and gentlemen, he's lookin at you, keep da change, ya filthy animal! My mother's recipe for meatlo-- meatballs. Lasagna! This is an excellent duel.
i must have faith in my cards...
i have faith in my cards...
i have cards
I lost it after that.
You watched the video too?
Keep the change you filthy animal!
best part
I was your 1k like
Sadly enough. This is the most accurate duel I’ve ever seen
agreed
Stop! You violated the law! Shit SixSam are back again? They just refuse to die, unlike every other thing konami has killed.
@@jon2kx in duel links. They didn't give them Gate, but pretty much everything else besides the xyz
What kinda scrub loses to six samurai? They are only good vs decks that have no defense to begin with, i.e players who just started playing. xD
This is playing duel links in a nutshell
Joey you already are the most lovable stereotype in the Yugiverse.
Desert Foxchild He gives me Larry Butz vibes...
@@krakenking8763 What an oddly specific Phoenix Wright reference...
Thanks
Hi
@@almagonzalezalmagonzalez9831 whOoOaHhH another me
I love how large their hair is, but it would have been great if it started normal size and progressively got larger throughout the video
you got a point
Trueee
I was thinking the same thing. 😂
lol too
499th like my guy and maybe lul
Can we just talk about how good the actor for Joey is
Stamper naturally has a similar voice so it was only fitting he got in contact with him to voice it.
Yeah, Stamper and Mick go waaaay back.
I would but I’m too distracted by everyone’s giant hair
I think they both are
He sure are
Me drawing the first 3 cards of my first hand:
I must have faith in my cards
Drawing my fourth card:
I have faith in my cards
Drawing fifth card:
I have cards
This is the most painfully accurate thing I've ever seen. I laughed so hard XD
Im so weak at this comment 💀💀💀💀
But u realize ur going second
@@Hawkeyes2017 arrivederci which is goodbye in italian
Your hand gets worse each pull! I'm done xD
Unrealistic...Hair not big enough.
The hair needs to be 20 miles long
They just ran out of budget trying to get it that big.
@@pickleshrek9068 no, 90000000000 miles
TaoistDragon
Dang straight😂
Their hair needs to be individual planets
"My cosmic cultural appropriation card turns all my light tokens into dark tokens" I almost missed that 😂😂
@Shiv Patel it's a racist card XD
@Shiv Patel
Now netflix is making white historical characters black for some reason. I think is referencing that
@@juanitoalcachofa4772 Who they do that to?
@@juanitoalcachofa4772 I thought it was referencing how yugioh made its story based around Egypt
@@akselevensen2763 so they won't get cancelled on Twitter.
Joey: *says random shit*
Yugi: This is an excellent duel
You mean before anyone even played a card? Normal card games involve 70% talking, 0.5% playing and the rest is making up rules on the spot.
Literally play Duel Links and see for yourself. Whoever interacts with Yami has like this wall of text and story to tell whenever they win or lose and Yami is like: "I win!" "That was an excellent duel!" "Congratulations,you win..."
@@thanos4769 A faithful adaptation of the show then.
@@thanos4769 "I have no regrets. This was an excellent du-" "Now YOU will call ME the king of games!"
I have cards
"WHAT A WEIRD GAME."
Myles Tulloch first comment at 924 likes
You mean the anime the anime is weird
...the cardgame is Fun
lol
moonwise 720 the cardgame sucks to now what do you mean haha there’s no fun seeing someone play their whole deck on the first turn
@@whatthehail1161 precisely. We've reached a point where BLS Envoy of the Beginning and Chaos Emperor Dragon Envoy of the end have no real reason to be considered OP and bannable
"THE COUP DE GRACE."
"THE BIG KAHUNA."
"THE SIX FEET UNDAH."
"SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES."
"YOU TALKIN' TA ME."
*"FORGETABOUTET!"*
"I must have faith in my cards."
"I have faith in my cards."
"I have cards..."
This is an excellent duel.
My monster attacks you life appoints directly” tiger roar “ YEAH!!
Man Joey is so enthusiastic in this 😆
@@Ae-fx4rc
Not so fast. I activate the spherekuribos monster effect. Which changes your attacking monster to the deffence position. This activates my trap card, TRAGEDY.
When a faceup monster change from attack to defence position, all defence position monsters you control are destroyed.
The voice acting in this is absolutely flawless.
I must have faith in my cards
I have faith in my cards
...I have cards
I need that on a shirt
It is actually I am cards.not i have cards
GMK 03
It's "I have cards"
😂🤣😂🤣😂
Cards
Yes
Joey: "My mother's recipe for meatlo- meatball's LASAGNA!!"
Yami: "This is an excellent duel."
Skyrim's npc dialog
😂 fukn true (Edit: More like oblivion)
Or just Duel Links. The amount of times I hear that on that game
Skrubb Ah, I see that you watched the video as well.
I read this right when it said it
Freakin' Stamper was perfect as Joey
Dylan Teno stamper is perfect as anyone.
FOGETTA BOUT IT!
No need to add the "as Joey" part.
"This is an excellent duel." I'm gonna start saying that while taking a deuce in a public restroom.
0/10 too little hair
Yep
God, it looks so much like the actual show. On a side note, does Joey end up fucking Dark Magician Girl or not?
maxmoefoe Holy shit....you the guy that does those stupid Pokemon videos.
The game ended before he could.
Ask Jeeves. I'm sure he'll have tons of -pornographic- photographic evidence.
Oh he summoned her all right, and not with any summon...it was a special summon ;)
he gives up on duel monsters after season 6, realizing that he really has just been lucky the whole time , despite being some chosen dragon warrior capsule monster hero. years later, after a long night of drinking his past away, he sees Yugi on television actually joining Kaiba as CFO of the corporation. Bitter and piss drunk, he scrambles through old moldy boxes in his garage and digs up the Dark Magician girl card. He takes another swig of his bottle... but it's empty, dejected, he lets it slip through his lifeless fingers, it shatters on the concrete floor. He doesn't even blink. He lifts the card with his remaining strength. but as he begins to say her name, his eyes roll back and slumps backwards into a pile of disheveled boxes. in a moment of clarity, laying a jagged stack of moldy cardboard, staring at the dark abyss of his garage, he whimpers. From outside the garage, you can hear the choked-back sobs of a man who had a taste of a life he was never meant to know, accepting his lot in life. Also he craps his pants.
The intro had me crying, literally. The way he got more and more Boston killed me
I know you posted this 2 months ago, but I just needed to tell you or else it would bother me...
He's from Brooklyn 😂
@@topsecret5110 lol thanks
@@topsecret5110 *in the English dub
BROOKLYN RAGE!!
To whomever it may concern: How do I tell a Boston and Brooklyn accent apart
The moment you find out that the heart if the cards is bullshit and the millennium puzzle gives a luck boost
Wait wha-
He cracked the code!
The Heart of the Cards is some sort of anime plot armor bullshit
More like the Pharaoh apparently wills what card he draws next during the last Duel against Yugi. In other words, the King of Games is an F’n cheater.
Fbi: ayo nigga did you know that I can see you???
Did not disappoint. You have cause.
Sam Green wow no one replied
Oh wait
Sam Green U GONNA MAKE A NEW MEME
Sam Green get back to your own cartoons ya lazy bum xD
Sam Green literally the only thing I paid attention when watching this show is the hair if you don't have the hair you're not in the anime it all about hair.
I need more of this in my life
Hackium Same here bro
Watch YGOTAS from LittleKuriboh
In sickness and in health, this is your heart of cards. I now pronounce you video and comment!
Hackium correction you need a life heyo
For some reason, this comment has my like already, how unusual
The hair needs to be 78.913% larger.
lol omg
Eklipsies Not enough.
You're right. It needs to be 78.914% larger.
78.914% is to large. 78.9131 is good.
Eklipsies PUT IT %π
"Quite holding your breath cause the Joey show is about to begin" is something an absolute boss would say.
Hair is a lot smaller than I remember.
HelixMaster12 they're eyes are too big then I remember
HelixMaster12 "But my hair's all blonde and poofy!"
"Sorry, sir, but it must be at least twice the size of your head for it to count."
This'll do, lol.
That hair
Morgan Lemons its just like the show, almost 0 changes
Morgan Lemons YOUR EVERYWHERE!!!
I guess you also like yugioh (or just the animation itself) lol
I swear to our holy fathers..... and Han the is gay, why are. you. everywhere. papa lemons
ATTENTION DUELIST! MY HAIR
This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen
Yep
Also make another mom-friendly review...pls
Shammy If Sammy can't criticise this..then it's perfect
*Shammy
The Owl has spoken
When you realize the most important Joey meme didn't show up
The Joey chin
True
The hair was the chin
@@emblemblade9245 omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thought you were gonna say "Brooklyn Rage"
Season 50 of Yu-Gi-Oh! is looking pretty good.
that feel when you realise even season zero of yugioh made less sense than this
i would legit watch this as a regular show. the quality is amazing
Same
"You should summon me sometime. *If you can handle it* "
"What a wierd game."
BattleCat not gonna lie three dark magician girls I might not exist in the yugiverse anymore
Rated p 4 pevert
Summoning Dark Magician Girl in face down position
gah dayum, lol
Joey getting hit on by Dark Magician Girl, and he clueless. His biggest L since losing his Red Eyes.
"You should summon me sometime"
"What a weird game"
I can't stop laughing at that part and it's not that funny even though this video is hilarius
Joey must tribute 3 cards to summon all of them, not worth it
@@daffy4777 true
I’ll give up my 3 blue eyes for her anytime
@@pancakes7294 I wouldn’t
@@pancakes7294 did you forget blue eyes soul is kaiba waifu itself 3 to 1 try again
"I have faith in my cards...... I have cards...."
Yugi: 16
His voice: 30, take it or leave it
@Wira B no jokes, his voice is literally just like that in the dubbed anime (in the English ones)
@@uranioanioanio yeah cause its yami not yugi
@@a.r.m.ymoaengene6250 yeah, but even yugi has an adult like voice, ive got used to the Portuguese dubbing, wich is super high pitched so lolwhifemfoavehcnw
@@uranioanioanio idk but some 16 year olds do have deep voices plus yugis isnt even that deep
@@a.r.m.ymoaengene6250 u probably right, as i said i got used to the Portuguese dubbing and oh boi, he rlly be sounding like a 10 yo there
Wtf did I just watch?
Amazing I'll take 12 more seasons.
More I need
Let's be honest, only Joey is Chad enough to handle summoning 3 Dark Magician Girls in one turn.
Yugi: But that's against the rules!
Joey: Screw the rules, I have BROOKLYN RAGE!
And Yami said that Brooklyn Rage wouldn't catch on
I mean, I did it for the hell of it once. Eternal soul plus magicians navigation and magicians salvation with a dm in the grave, one in hand, and a dmg in grave and hand
kaiba: screw the rules, i have money
yugi: screw the rules, i have the heart of the cards
joey: [see the original comment]
chazz: screw the rules, we're chazzing it up
jaden: screw the rules, i can't read
jesse: screw the rules, i have arnie
jack: screw the rules, im bri'ish
yusei: screw the rules, i can judo flip you
crow: screw the rules, i have a murder of cards
kite: screw the rules, i need to coutn
yuma: screw the rules, i have the power of god and anime on my side
shark: screw the rules, i have diplomatic immunity
deklan: screw the rules? i dont need to
yuya: screw the rules, i have hippo noises
obsidian: screw the rules, ultimate falcon is unnaffected
revolver: screw the rules, I AM GUN
yusaku: screw the rules, i blocked you on twitter and in the duel
theodore: why screw the rules when your deck was meta? right?
"Actually there are multiple situations where summoning multiple monsters in one turn can be considered totally legal.“ ~Green Hair Kaiba (season 0 abridged)
@@Xios_Angelismagicians navigation > bond between teacher > magicians souls lol
And that is why I always summon dark magician girl
1000 IQ
Giant hair?
You probably summon her to fuck her I mean who wouldn't I mean besides gays and other women
@@mobilegamingyeet3526 LOL 😂 I'm So Agree With U
mobile gamingyeet I mean lesbians exist
“Alright Yuges”
“Dis is de coop de grass!”
“Da big kahuna!”
“Da six feet unda’!”
“Sleepin’ wid da fishes!”
“You talkin’ ta me?”
*“FOGETABOUTIT!”*
“Ladies and gentlemen”
“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid!”
*“KEEP THE CHANGE, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!”*
“My mother’s recipe for meatloa- meatballs... LASAGNA!”
“My monsta’ attacks your life points directely! YEAHHHHH!”
Edit: when the fuck did I get this many likes and replies.
He does say directely I never noticed that before
Jeez yolks
"YEEEAAAAH"
Stop holding your breath, Cause the Joey show is abbata begin.
You missed out the big corner before the 6 feet under
This is wonderful
Ha no replies Oh Wait a minute how do u do
like you
Patterrz oh hey
WOAHHHHHH PATTERRZ NO WAY
wait patterrz I didn't expect you to be here
This feels like an AI was forced to watch all 5 seasons 1000 times and then write a 2 minute episode based on the info it collected
God yes
*_What a weird video_*
oh how I've missed you, RicePirate
hmm yes interesting HAHAHA, YOU'RE VERY FUNNY! Just fuck off this comment was pointless and shit and stop commenting pandering shit on every video, you're pathetic
don't subscribe to this channel ok
See you everywhere what are you famous?
don't subscribe to this channel when you suck weird
Why is everyone so negative?
This was so good, can't believe I haven't seen it before. Mick you deserve all the good in your life my man.
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Well now you have And Dark magician Girl wants to Love you for Liking This video She wants to be your lover! :D
No the pharaoh deserves it
Plenty of good weirdly animated yuhioh skits like this out there. It’s always fun to rewatch them all once or so per year lol
AYO DUDE I WATCH YOUR DARKSOULS VIDEOS
10%humor 20 % yugioh 70%hair
spot on
And 0% kaiba... Good
Mirror Force!!!
And 100% reason to remember the name.
Dark magician girl: "U should summon me some time, if u can handle it"
Joey: "... What a weird game"
*holly god thaks for this animation dud!!!*
stop invoking the name of the holly god! christmas isn't for another 3 months!
Leo Augusto so true, ITS SO AWESOME AND SO ACCURATE XD
Thanks*
ua-cam.com/video/9KSGUVcNfZM/v-deo.html well now I got a new video to compare to this old one now.
u welco
Animation on youtube? what the fuck
On Patreon*
Lolol
LOL! IKR?
Well, it's Ricepirate... He didn't abandon us :P
Quick fact of the day: He's awesome
Ique two top comments? Wtf
"I must have faith in my cards."
"I have faith in my cards."
"I have cards."
-Yugi
James Thrower cards
Card
Car
Ca
C
Chronos Thanos shut up mokuba
Chronos Thanos Kars is the ultimate lifeform
Kars ultimate lifeform
Kars
I have card
*Yokes
"I now pronounce you, Man and Monster"
Pretty soon we'll be hearing that in real life marriages
Wtf I see you more than my actual family dude 😂😂
I see you everywhere how?!
This is why we have Monster Musume
True
Youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ah yes, the episode where Yugi has half a dozen cards available, all of which are pretty much useless without all of the exact other ones he happens to have at the moment, and only in the currently-used combination do they manage to have adequate effects, and he does this several times throughout the match. That was a good episode.
Nater K so every episode of every series ever?
Not to mention strapping monsters to a turtle catapult...
+Nater K
You missed the part where all of what you described will only work by being triggered by that one and only card the enemy plays to actually beat Yugi.
Nater K *DRO MONSTA CARDO!*
Nater K wait which episode again?
I must have faith in my cards
I have faith in my cards...
I have cards
xLightsworn17 yeah :^)
xLightsworn17 best answer ever
I card
I
...
Card
Car
Ca
C
DarkCharge 21 I cards
Joey: *Attends Yugi’s Gay Wedding* Random Chick: “LOOKIN’ LIKE A DOUBLE WIDE SURPRISE...”
'YOU GOT A NICE MANPUSSY ON YOU, DON'T CHA?*
Oh god that curse video is now cannon because they claimed it
_no not that video_
Oooow. You're hurting meee...
This little rabbit’s hoppin down the bunny trail.
"I must have faith in my cards...
I HAVE faith in my cards...
I have cards."
TENOUTATEN
*N O T S O F A S T*
DADDY GAMECIEL #TEAMVIRGINITYDESTROYER
*I activate some bullshit cards and win the duel.... because reasons.*
HA LAUGHABLE
*I ACTIVATE MY CARD WHAT JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE A COUNTER TO YOUR, PLOT CONVENIENCE CARD!*
@TheHobbitMonster Yugi lost to Rafael in season 4.
Unfortunately for dark magician girl Joey is already promised to red eyes black dragon along with flame swordsman the most intense love triangle in all of the highschool love animes
GrimZANs̶ DMG proposes an orgy
that probably be the series final episode
jesus halulain save that for the bedroom
Everyone knows he's only been driven to the flame swordsman because of how possessive red eyes is.
Joey x red eyes OTP
it is true joey really likes his big long brod "sword"
0:27 *-LASAGNA*
"this is an excelent duel"
The best thing about the Yugioh dub: Joey's Brooklyn accent.
Nyeh?
The one thing 4kids did right
Haloman301 I never thought I'd say that but yeah.
He's one of my favorite characters and half the reason is that sweet sweet accent.
This is friggin amazing I died went joey was just spouting sterotypical New Jersey phrases
Brooklyn Rage ! Nyeh Nye Nyeh Nyeh !
It's actually New York phrases.
He seemed enraged. A rage that is common to a certain region in New York.
AKA BROOKLYN RAAAAAGGGEEEEE
Yo, East Coast, you're all pretty
*Now get outta here!*
"You should summon me sometime if you can handle it"
^~^ "What a weird game"
OwO
Joey’s monsters effect: when I’m summoned, immediately throw me in the trash
Yugi: so it has...
"Keep the change you filthy animal!"
I'm going to say this the next time I buy from Gamestop.
This is an excellent duel
*joey talking*
Yugi:this is an excellent duel
Edit: Thx for 3k it's a huge milestone
Yami vs Yami
Yami: This is an excellent duel
Yami: This is an excellent duel
Yami: This is an excellent duel
Yami: This is an excellent duel
This is me and the other dude just arguing
Duel Links:
Yami Yugi Wins.
Character: Talks.
Yugi: *I WIN.*
A milestone in what regard? ...Life goals?
@@janelantestaverde2018 no. Quarantine goals
*I must have faith in my cards*
*I have faith in my cards*
*I have cards*
Excellency at it's finest.
T.C Elmas Ejderha *this is an excellent duel*
*Cards*
goodness at its greatest
superbness at its acme
quality at its worthiest
prowess at its most masterful
hahaha the fact that this fully buys into the fact that joey is just some kid from jersey who quotes scorsese films and joe pesci just absolutely makes the whole thing such a win
lmaooo "cosmic cultural appropriation"
The Baltimore Club Channel Bro I was literally in tears when that shit happened 😂
the more i watch this the funnier it gets
Converting all light to dark...
I'm suprised so little people picked this joke up. It's hilarious, when the white balls turn to black haha
The Baltimore Club I only noticed it after reading comment lol
9/10. Hair wasn't big enough.
Just make it grow about 8900 meters and that is not enough size
As thick as a boat of oatmeal XD
@@anniehuynh4481 as thick as a bowl of cement...
@@jordangarcia3635 as thick as your mom. Jk
@@Dino-pq9bj as thick as Scrooge McDuck
"i must have faith in my cards"
"i have faith in my cards"
"i have cards"
Yami Yugi-2017
Yeah, captain obvious of the year. And one day, he thinks that again but realises that someone replaced his cards with dead leafs, then he starts thinking "Damn it...That's not cards ! ...Fuck it ! I'll believe in them anyway ! After all, we use leafs to create cards ! Joey "Nope, we use commonly trees for that, leafs are just useful for barbecues !" And that's what killed the Yu-Gi-Oh franchise, Joey started to become intelligent.
"I have *MONSUTAA KAADOS!*
*DURO! MONSTAAAAH CARDOO!!!!*
Cards
14 seconds in and:
I must have faith in my cards
I have faith in my cards
I have cards
Best set of lines i've ever heard
One day I hope I can have a relationship as fantastic as Yugi and Dank Magician
its easy. Just believe in the heart of the cards and top deck like a cheating SOB!
more like turn zero exodia bull shit
Ique I want to like your comment but my Stoner sensibilities won't allow this....yet
Ok now I can like it
I love that he activates a shit load of cards, and then just randomly special summons Dark Magician.
It's called cheating. Deal with it.
yanipheonu hey at least he used sphere kuriboh and tragedy right
Sleight of Hand ftw
Screw the rules I'm the pharaoh
but what if the dark orbs let you special summon a dark monster? Like the dark magician
Ahmet Emin but that wouldn't be a special summon
MY MOMS RECIPE FOR MEATLO- MEATBALLS.......LASAGNA
flo pz best part
this is an excellent duel
flo pz are you mocking him make up your own jokes idiot
funk life no, he's just quoting the video. A lot of youtube comments do that.
wow thanks for totally telling everybody what they just heard in the video. I'm glad people like you are around to feel self validated by regurgitating jokes for likes
"I must have faith in my cards.. I have faith in my cards.. I have cards..." Gets me every time 🤣
When you realize his Kuriboh card is designed like Littlekuriboh
I just noticed... oh wow, nice detail.
It is?
I don't remember Martin ever looking like that
Only real duelists will understand
I thought it was JonTron.
"I must have faith in my cards"
"I have faith in my cards"
"I have cards"
"I cards"
"cards... "
bakugodude madoriahater "card..."
"CAR"
"Ca"
"C"....
""...
This was amazing!
IM VEGAN
That escalated quickly
Dat one Troll! Fnaf/UT Trash I eat'em
IM VEGAN
Nice.... But they taste nasty AF.
mucho thanks. also, i am not a vegan
What is actually happening here
"I must have faith in my cards... I have faith in my cards... I have cards.... this is a excellent dual"
>Joey summons DickButt
>DickButt gets destroyed
>Two politically cards get *triggered*
>Gay marriage upon summoning Dark Magician
>Half the Yugiverse's stacked waifu is _really_ into it
>Said stacked waifu asks Joey to summon her some time.
>Only after the last one does Joey think the game is weird.
Disaster's Ambassador
He just realized that he can't handle Dark Magician Girl.
I mean she was offering to have a 4-way with 3 copies of herself.
plus, Joey had a girl hit on him, of course he would find this weird.
"Pretty f**ked up,Yuge."
"Pretty f**ked up,Joey."
Joey - A 4-way? i never even been in a 3-way before. How am i supposed to know what to do?
Yugi - Dont worry Joey, 4-way is simple. Just pretend you are in a 2-way and focus on me. Your instincts will do the rest.
ben s He'll need to borrow Yugi's millennium puzzle in order to get through that ordeal, I mean, 4 DMGs?! 😵
That's too much thickness 😨
"Cosmic Cultural Appropriation" I just got that.
@Anton Babani Hows that opioid crysis treatin ya
Also "triggers my magic card"
Gilberto Tabares as opposed to the Hollywood casting trap card, which turns all orbs of color into white orbs, usually leaving one token black orb
Rowing Buddha don’t forget the occasional chinese actor nobody knows or give a shit about and have never starred in anything ouside of china used to cash in on the global market.
W H A T A W E I R D G A M E
*171 Likes For Copy And Pasting A Line*
Mr Zappz i agree!!!!
Mr Zappz wierd indeed joey weird indeed!!
It’s mafia 4 dude
Yugi's strategy was actually believable lol
I always knew Dark Magician was Yugi’s favorite!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
man, that voices are spot on
Me: *playing duel links*
Brain: BELIVE IN HEART OF THE CARDS
Also me: *drawing a trash card*
I have cards
Playing duel link
Use Destiny Draw...
But i still pick a Trash card..
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE HARD ENOUGH!!!!!
Heart of the Cards? More like "Heart of my ass"!
@@colleshion9630 That just sounds like a bad deck lol
DMG:"You should Summon me sometime"
Me:"Sure I'll summon you....in *Facedown* position"
UZXCrimsonAvenger oh yeah boi 7w7
Manuel Argenis Arroyo Lopez *What* *a* *weird* *name*
i loled
T H O T D E N I E D
All are agree to say that the top 5 of Yu-Gi-Oh girls are 1) Dark Magician Girl : Who can resist to such a cute smile with her big and shining emerald eyes, her big D-cup rounded boobs, her long nails and spiky long hair ? Even homosexuals might fall in love for this ! 2) Mai Valentine, really the typical exemple of californian blonde, tall, huge boobs (F-cup), long legs and firm ass, no one equals her for titty fucks, no one ! 3) Alexis Rhodes : Typically Kaiba's daughter, she equals Mai in terms of breast size and is very attractive, but attracts rather younger men. 4) Ishizu Ishtar : The charm o tanned skins mixed with huge dangling boobs, probably as big as Mai's if not bigger and her cold look deepered with her cold eye's color, dark blue aroused many men. 5) Téa Gardner : At first she appears that she is just a cute cheerleader with nothing special except a innocent cute face, but later, her boobs proved to be slightly smaller than Mai's (E-cup) and she started to wear very provocating clothes rather than MLP outfits, making us appreciate her body.
Finding out Tomar voiced Yami after rewatching it for so long is definitely something. Kinda feel bad for Jaxxy though, being replaced by Dark Magician had to have stung a bit.
Just when I thought Yugioh was dead... Ricepirate proves me wrong ;)
Ktli wait until you look up "Vrains"
Ktli yugioh? Dead no never BECAUSE WE STILL BELIEVE IN MAGIC !
E-QoN vrains Is actually good
Ktli, I very much doubt Yugioh will be dying anytime soon. In another ten years or so, maybe it will unless we manage to develop real life Duel Disks. Then the card game will be revived and there'll probably be world tournaments where children and adults compete in magnificent card battles, as the audience watch a massive hologram model of Blue-Eyes White Dragon blast away a bunch of Celtic Guardians on Pay-Per-View channels.
I mean how awesome would it be if you could just put a card into a device on your arm and watch as suddenly Blue-Eyes White Dragon is hovering right outside your house, and scaring the grumpy elderly neighbor next door to death?
E-QoN I've looked it up. I didn't know there was a new Yu-gi-oh anime! This looks interesting, I'll give it a watch.
I can't believe they just let you upload a full, unedited episode of Yugioh on UA-cam
Astral Turtle nah he made the hair a bit smaller, that counts enough
Astral Turtle well it's the dub so now if it was the sub there would be posing and awesome shit
It's been inverted
Nah, he cut a lot of it out. In the original, there was a lot more talking, and panning shots.
hopefully he doesn't get a copyright strike!
*I have Dark Magician Girl for that sole purpose.*
*me to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
Dammit can I trade you guys my dark magician girl then.
Dark Void too bad guys I already tap that so don't even thing about it 😎😎😎😏😏😏😂
Don't we all?
Tyr Gaming I only have a copy of her. Whanna trade for my 3 blue yeys drake and the ultimate one with 2 polimarization included?
anyone else keeping coming back to this gem just to listen to joey's lines?
I can't stop watching the first 12 seconds over and over again
BreezyNoob me neither
This video is why I started watching Yu-Gi-Oh on Netflix
I can't stop watching the last 12 seconds over and over again
MY MOTHER'S RECIPE FOR MEATLOAF
MEAT BALLS
LASAGNA
BreezyNoob FORGET ABOUT IT
"I have cards"
what a wierd game
Bad4You what a weird game indeed
Bad4You ometimes you tastes the game, sometimes the game eats the life.
Squirtle X Master I know I will
the original yugioh has been over for ages, and still gets more fanmade stuff than all the new yugiohs
i didnt dislike gx and 5d, but i felt they needed more connection to the original yugioh
duel monsters will never die. the pharaohs face is still on half the booster packs and decks that come out today. hes the king of games.
at least we got dark side of dimensions a very good movie
Alex Tomlinson
That movie was great but i have one major issue.
The main villain used a cubic deck, and didnt die by turn 2
Wait, you mean to tell me that there are other yugiohs?
"Cosmic Cultural Appropriation" GENIUS.
tomar's dan green yami voice is pretty accurate haha
bocodamondo Yooooo wassup how are you!?
it was pitched a little but yes. fun fact. dan green was my VO coach
bocodamondo oh hey your the guy who animates dragon ball multiverse and what if fusions. i love your work.
Ricepirate Did he coach you to protect the master emerald too?
Naturally or artificially ?
I didnt know I needed this in my life but now that it's here I accept it.
This never gets old
0:12 good talk yami
-alright, say something cool joey...
Say something cool...
"MY MOTHER RECIPE FOR MEATLO-MEATBALL'S LASAGNA!!!
Nailed it
dis is the coup de grâce
The big kahuna
The 6 feet unda!
SLEEPIN WITH THE FISHES!
YOU TALKIN TO ME?
FORGET ABOUT ET
*coup de grass
Jamal Sachleben coupe de grasse*
I must have faith in my cards.
I have faith in my cards.
I have cards.
Well, start holdin your breath cuz da Joey Show's aboudda begin! Ladies and gentlemen, he's lookin at you, keep da change, ya filthy animal! My mother's recipe for meatlo-- meatballs. Lasagna!
This is an excellent duel.
SproutIGuess that is to good
_"You can keep the change you filthy animal!"_
xD
Androkon xD 😂😂😂😂
To this day I still genuinely wanna see what Joey's VA looked like in the recording booth
"I have cards"
My usual thoughts when I draw my first hand in Duel Links.