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When Your White Friend Tries to Set You Up with Someone - Mia Jackson
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- Опубліковано 2 лис 2019
- Mia Jackson recounts the time her friend tried to set her up with a way older man and explains how she fell in love with her current boyfriend. (Contains strong language.)
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“I can’t be datin nobody that had to fight for my freedom.” She just kept going in. 😂
That was amazing
Lol 😂
So funny!
😂😂😂
Hey Amber girllllll
"tell me more"... "tell me less" classic punchlines. GENIUS.
Softnumnums and she whipped out a photo too
I agree, she has real clean technical follow-through on her set
Yeah it was good... but genius?
Was this sarcasm? Serious question.
Step on the gas, step on gas?, step on the breaks!
"I can't even pressure wash the house without a flashback, but you're gonna ask me about some dishes."
This is my fave line. 👌
Original...im stealing it
That's when I lost it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂...genius I never thought I could laugh about someone getting hit with a anti protest water cannon
Yo I screaammmmeed 😂😂😂
she is one of the people that deserves a netflix special.
Absolutely!
YES
Nat every one doesn’t ‘derserve’ Netflix specials, cmon damn. She not really funny
Nat amen n Dominique
You think Netflixx gives out specials like candies? They have to pay for it and only makes money if many people watch it.
Her stage presence was IMMACULATE. The jokes were tight and on point... Where's the rest?!
Yes and YES !! !!!
Fr
Hair on point as well
briana spencer Body and outfit too!
and she is stunning. but the outfit is a disaster
Her delivery is like you just having a casual chat, its brililant
That observation of her act is a perfect description! I never seen a comedian so calming in my life!
It's called not actually having jokes 😱
My eyes are brown and have hope, his eye color is cataracts.
Genius.
Damn🙈🙈🙈💀💀💀
😄😃
no its not funny..age shaming is not funny and so is making fun of cataracts..ppl get it in any age. She is not funny, just a dumbass
🤣🤣🤣
@@illmeeillmee9373 its standup comedy 😂someone hates her fir different reasons
Baby Girl is READY. She was hittin’ from beginning to end.
That's exactly what I thought.
L V Facts
👌😁
Okay, she is on it👌
“Good skin care and reparations.”
“I saw the article, I wrote it.”
😂😂😂😂
I know, right!!!!!?!!!??
What article was she talking about?
Civil rights jokes, that there is some rough turf but she nailed it lmao
Word!
@m h what I mean by that is that telling a civil rights joke well and having it be funny is difficult, not that they should be concerned about offending people
Aww cool, I'm the 1000th like.
Just gave you 1k likes!
@m h it's rough turf because you want to have respect for what it means to people....culture thing!
“I’m sorry Mr. Calvin” 🤣 🤣
Put some RESPECT on his name!😂
I thought she said "its the white thing to do" after that 😂😂😂
When she was describing him, I thought of Granddad from the boondocks for some reason
RIP John Witherspoon!
True
Not the cheddar Biscuits!
"...combination of skincare and reparations, it's on Wikipedia..." 😅
Paul Miner “... I wrote it” 😂 never heard of her but I love how she just slides the last part casually after every punchline
Paul Miner 😂😂😂
@K B the good skin is the reparations.
What does reparations mean
Paul Miner I 💀
"I cant pressure wash the house withiu flashbacks" lol
I died when she said that. Lol.
It was funny an then it was sad
Best line.
Hilarious😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm not gonna date someone who fought for my freedom!" LMAO. 🤣😂
“I just wanna go to CVS like the rest of the hoes.” Lmao sis said that like they’re taking group trips to the pharmacy 😭.
😂😂 They not? Cause they are.
I know cause I was always at the liquor store every week. 😭😭
I actually had "scurvy" in college (it's just a vit C deficiency). Turns out you cannot live off ramen and cereal. Not for long anyway
Happens to me when I eat only junk food for too long
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@thedigitaljide How long do you only eat junk food?
@@christinamills1170 trust when you're in college, it can be 1-2weeks which is very bad😭
yougotservedyo lmaooo 😂
Can’t pressure wash the house without having a flashback 😆🤣😂😭
How was that nice integrated lunch you had today, did you get to sit at the counter LOL
Sorry, but you look so familiar to me...did you go through RTC Great Lakes summer of 2002?
That was funny AF!! @Shannon Williams
There's nobody who will judge you more than a man who doesn't drink.😂
Unless the person is a vegan!
Let Me See Your Transcript nope
@@lmsytranscript Usually when I meet a person like that I try to do the thing that they're doing for at least 2 weeks just to prove a point.
I prefer being with a man/guy who doesn't because I don't drink either. There are women who don't drink or don't want alcohol period. The company you keep, you know.
Let Me See Your Transcript Lort yes! 🙄😂
This is the best standup I’ve seen in a while
It flowed so well, and she wasn’t unnecessarily dramatic
7 minutes went by so fast
Wasn't it quick?? @Chris Eli
Wish it was the original comedian doing her own jokes. No shade....just saying!
@@cassieamaya9744 It was...
@@cassieamaya9744 What would that be if not shade? You're literally saying that all of her jokes are stolen. I listen to a ton of comedy and I hadn't heard any of her material. Mind informing us who she ripped off?
Her joke writing is really good.
I need to check her out more.
@@prakhar2098 🤣🤣🤣
@@prakhar2098 close your ears😋
Never seen her before but I am here for her.... post more clips! Laughed out loud and I haven't done that for a while.
Trese TZ yup
i agree!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Exactly!
This is the smartest routine I've heard in a LOOONG time. Amazing!
I agree. She mixes the levels of humor flawlessly. Apothecary vs CVS, skin care and reparations, I think the negative comments she is getting are people who can't keep up.
@@LB-gz3ke sporadically inserting polysyllabic words into her routine does not make it any more intellectually rigorous. Moreover, smart does not equal funny and some of the jokes seemed to fall flat
@@BasedLink Of course smart doesn't equal funny. I just happen to think her routine is both. As to the skincare/reparations joke, she is naming things white people don't seem to understand when it comes to African Americans.
ii kimochi if you want an “intellectually rigorous” joke, just listen to Jordan Peterson
@@emmettdonkeydoodle6230 very esoteric response to leave under a completely unrelated comedy video
Liked the older, man, civil-rights jokes "did you vote?", " did you eat at the counter, did you enjoy your integrated lunch?", "Your welcome" 😂
Integrated* 😂😂😂
Nd O 👍
Loved and laughed at those!! @J Adkiss
"Because it was large and I was overdue" 💀👌🏾😉
Hilarious. Imma steal that one someday
She crushed it
I saw the it was large part coming, but overdue took it to another level.
Overdue in what sense?. Didn't get that part
she had me at "intergrated lunch"
"I THOUGHT IT WAS A BILL FROM VERIZON BECAUSE IT WAS LARGE & I WAS OVERDUE!!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂DECEASED!!!!🙅🏽♀️
“I can’t even pressure wash the house without a flashback...” Great original and SMART material Ms. Jackson! Looking forward to more of you!
bruh I died at the integrated lunch comment! Smart and witty.
This woman is BRILLIANT, her timing is wonderful
"I cant even pressure wash the house without getting flashbacks" absolutely great line
she was really funny, very clever with her jokes. really like the way she built her jokes then delivered the punch line, definitely want to see more of her stuff
She hit it out of the park. Every joke was a home run.
I can’t even pressure wash the house without getting flashbacks 😂
Why are black women always so extremely beautiful. Her hair, hair body, her voice everything is perfect.
Not the hair and her body is average
I think she's pretty too but there is one thing about the jumpsuit that caused me to keep looking away.
Mr C she is beautiful to me.
I've just been noticing the smooth voice,,I get you
@@BeGlamourlicious probably wouldn't be saying that about her natural hair whity 🤔🤔👀😂😂😂😂
“I can’t power wash the house without getting flashbacks” LMAOOO THIS IS GOLD
She should work for the post office, because she delivered 🤪🤪
“F- you, quidditch is a game.” 🤣🤣🤣
She's frkn hysterical! "My eyes are brown and have hope" 🤣
Intelligent. Humble. Self-aware. Confident. Timely. And so so funny. This woman is simply brilliant!
She definitely needs a 1hr special!!
Her..liarious! 😂😂🤣 The Apothecary 😂😂
Ok😂😂😂
Drinking and watching Harry Potter sounds like I just found my plans for this weekend.
The Harry Potter reference took me out😂
It's game day b***ch!
I damn near spit out my juice when she said “the apothecary”. 😂😂😂
'You're disrespectful' -😂 her delivery was on point.
I love the woman!! Never seen her before, but she's got me hooked already!!
I thought this set was gonna be about something totally different, she killed every joke!!!
"I don't want clemetia..I don't. I just don't want something so old that I gotta search in the forest for the antidote" HAD ME DYING
she said, "it's on wikipedia, I read the article, I wrote" she's funny as hell
2:40 "I can't even pressure wash the house without flashbacks" NOOOO LMAO
“Mr Calvin” and “scurvy” threeeeeew me😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
That one laugh in the audience hahah
All I could hear was AAAAAAAAAAAAA😂
You can tell she really honed this material
THIS is my humor!! "...I can't even preasure wash the house without a flashback..." Lmao
My eyes are brown and have hope😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Bless their hearts but the white friends usually try to set you up with most random black man😂
White women love playing matchmaker. It's hilarious.
Or random white guys
White women, will try and set you up with the worst black guy around🤦🏾♀️ their logic is “but he’s black too”
Or just any black man because, well, they’re black. Interestingly enough that’s how I realize a lot of my white “friends” didn’t actually see me as a full person.
@@ColorMeIn maybe you need to be able to pick friends better then...
"how was that nice integrated lunch you had earlier today, did you sit at the counter... you're welcome."
"'because it was large and I was overdue" had me spitting out my water! She's my new fav.
Smartest comedy I’ve seen in a while
She’s GORGEOUS and funny! Good job Queen!
"My eyes are brown and have hope." 😂😂😂😂😂
i need so much more of mia in my life!
lol i love when she says 'it's fine, it's fine'.
That pressure wash joke was so funny lol
I love her delivery. She just knows how to dish it out.
First joke I'm in tears
Tell me less
I have to use this in future
I don't want chlamydia, just in case one y'all be like I'll do it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She has great material and delivers it well. Definitely not the usual cut and paste sets
She’s on point because I really must Insist the younguns call me miss, it’s just respectful.
What are you, like 30?
Misssserieszz
Bissh..that time will come sooner than than u think...why rush it?
Miss or Ma'am works for me
This lady has great delivery! She's beautiful and has great delivery of her material as well!
Witty, funny and just Brilliant. 💜 you killed it sis.
To the audience member that was cackling like a crow, I love you 💕
She's one of my fave comedians. Such a natural!
She gives me the Jazmine Sullivan vibes💣💥
Intellectual comedy, delivery on point, girl you GO with your bad self👍
This is what it sounds like when EVERYONE knows who they are coming to watch perform.
Dash Lipscomb AGREED. #sheready
Wow. Love snappy material with a worldview.
Hope to see more of Mia.
First time seeing her, I will definitely be following this woman. Awesome how she gave everyone a history lesson with humor.
I felt the same, delivery kept up with the audience.
She was informed about the content of the civil rights comments then blended them well into jokes.
Lauvon Fr not a history “lesson.” No one would’ve laughed if they didn’t already know the historical references.
Genius level of comedy. Every joke was written so well and the delivery was also very good.
She said, "I can't even pressure wash the house without a flashback.
But, you gonna ask me about the dishes?!
Hmm...a'ight. You're disrespectful."
HIL-LAR-REE & OUS!!!🤣🤣🤣
“I can’t even pressure wash the house without having a flashback.” 😹
"his late 40s, or his early 60s" is an amazing joke
Thank you for not yelling - great smart comedy! Love it! Thank you!🤩
"It's game day, bitch!"
"That's fine, but you're watching Harry Potter."
"Uh, Quidditch is a game!! Go Gryffindor!"
lmao dead
I want more of this Mia Jackson!
I have never heard of you, but I am definitely a new fan!
I lost it at “how was your integrated lunch” 😂😂😂
She opened up for Ali Siddiq when i saw him and had me in tears her whole act!
Love her . Her humor flows like a river . I wanna watch Harry Potter with her.
LOL! 'my eyes are brown and have hope'...that was good!
The sad part is that I'm 47 & had scurvy when I was like 43. It's really just a Vitamin C deficiency. LMAO... This lady is funny & very intelligent❣
Brilliant! Standing O!
So damn good, Mia. Skeeew!
Love you, Trae!
She's hilarious! I was legit laughing through the whole vid
When she said she was drinking at 11:30am for game day, I fell in love
It's game-day bitch!😍
The end had me laughing out loud literally 😂
I loved that she skipped over the typical topics
After this I am putting Mia Jackson in my youtube search box and indulging. She needs a netflix special or even a series please x
The kind of women i want to meet at a bar. Lmao. Id be laughing so hard id forget to order a drink