This Facebook Chef is Insane
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- Опубліковано 15 тра 2022
- Internet cooking, a genre of media I have become very familiar with. Today, I take on my biggest challenge yet, Lily's Page. Buckle up.
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I have never in my life seen someone boil a whole ass unpeeled banana..
Welcome to the club
But you've seen batteries boiled?
We don't talk about that
@@monopolizedopamine yes I’ve seen batteries and not bananas 😂
It's pretty common here in our country tbh
I understand that she's already insane for placing batteries in boiling water...but can we talk about why she thought using a metal knife to stir around the water would be a good idea? That pot is gonna get scratched immensely.
YES THATS THE POINT :D
I KNOW!!!
I was telling myself the same thing. She almost cooked her unborn child!
If it’s non stick she also might get cancer :). Ya know just a *bit* of cancer no worries.
Definitely doing it for attention. Its cringey that ppl think this is what ppl find entertaining
It's to give the banana a sharper taste
Imagine not only having to film someone boiling a banana and some batteries, but then finding out you're having a child with that person. Terrifying.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'd feel worse for him but he's encouraging this insanity.
Omg! NO SHIT! 😂 😂 😂
by the way peeps when burned releases pretty bad chemicals and solution for that divorce
Best comment ever
1:51 No August, your instincts are correct... This is horrifically dangerous on so many levels. First concern is the boiling water causing uneven expansion of metals or air within the battery that could cause a leak of a highly poisonous substance into boiling water, which will render the food unsafe, may put you in the hospital when inhaled through the steam, and/or explode. Another concern would be the extreme heat potentially causing rapid, runaway chemical reactions in the battery which would cause it to, you know, explode. Yet another concern would be the affect any of the coatings, paint, adhesives, etc which may be dissolved by the water, any of which may be poisonous, may be inhaled through steam, and may completely ruin your pot.
Of course the above is pretty straightforward, the more insidious angle of this is the discharge that may be caused by this process and the water that may be trapped inside. For example, if these were Lithium batteries, this process could push their charge dangerously low, then when pulled out and used days or weeks later, they could burst into flames at that time.
Sorry for this little rant, I know they aren't being serious, but this is still pretty dangerous. I'm not aware of any battery that is safe at these temperatures or would be considered safe to use after getting wet, and I feel like the original creators should have said or included something.
After seeing this I think Kays cooking deserves a Michelin star.
Atleast it's still edible to an extent. But this...
I agree
Jack is a master chef beside her.
Yep
She didn't electrocute her food. Sure she doesn't know what seasoning is but she also didn't try to use battery acid as flavoring
You instantly know if it's a bad channel, when the cameraman talks.
The cameramen is suppose to be standing their with his immortal status filming everything with his unbreakable camera, not talk to a mortal who makes very questionable food
Thats so true
What about mrbeast the camera man talks a little and we even see them get stuff and talk on camera
@@DanielRodriguez-eh4px that one can pass since it involves charity
@@theuhthegotdamuh ok true
5:59 I love how he sounds genuinely angry that this is how he found out he's having a kid with this woman. Like the bit just completely dropped at that point
But clearly he already knows. They just think we're stupid
@@criminallyautistic8372 Honestly she could of lied and said this was going to be the batteries in the banana than when the cut happened she ditched those and put the pregnancy test in it.
After seeing her cook and the pregnancy announcement he knew he f-ed up 😂
The salt was to cover up the battery acid taste. It’s all about the balance
yes mmmm *takes bite into banana* AADA(D9D9D(()D)D)AJdAI9S(ASJiSA*e848aD(aSDt *dies*
@Robin Shorts 🅥 I will find you
Wow.. I-I thought this was a joke before watching the video...
You also put a like cajun it cancels perfectly
It's to provide electrolytes to promote the electrolysis of the banana. Lol
As a chef for the last 19 years. This is mind-blowing. I feel like a jedi who survived order 66
Lol
I can feel your pain. I've started cooking at 12 so about ten years now. Not professionally, and self taught
Lmao
19 years !!
@@dumdum2175 yep. Since I was 13 years old I've worked in kitchens. I'm a red seal certified chef, I've been all across Canada. I've worked in Fine Dining and Dive bars. From $100 plates to free food at soup kitchens I've done it all. I just bought 5 acres with my wife and now I'm going to try to be fully self sustaining food wise. No more produced garbage.
The existence of these videos makes me believe we're already living in the movie world of Idiocracy
😳😂so true
"Local neighbor collapses with seizures and heart attack after trying a Face Book influencer's cooking!
She has been found guilty of every crime that has anything to do with cooking" 💀
This lady fits the term “dumb blonde” perfectly
She can keep the dumb, but we blondes do not claim her 😮💨
😂👍
Totally agreed here!
Can we stop with the pleasantries and just say dumb b*tch? 😂
These two feel like the typical Chad and Becky couple that set a forest on fire for their gender reveal party
Child: Where do babies come from?
Parent: See, when a banana and battery love each other, they mix themselves into a bath of hot, hot water. Then the babies are placed on a cake to determine which one will survive and what gender they will become.
To turn them into robots.
Don’t forget the copious amount of salt
I knew school didn’t teach me everything ! 🤔 wow! I feel enlightened! Thank you for sharing this wealth of knowledge! My life is complete.
5:51
And the world fell silent in despair.
Heating up batteries could lead to them exploding (Lithium selfignites on contact with water)
"I'm pregnant so I placed batteries that can explode when they get too hot into boiling water at the level I'd be carrying the baby. We're going to be great parents!"
That unborn kid really won the genetic lottery. Darwin would be impressed.
Wtf is she gonna feed it?
Battery acid and liquid rubber in a bottle?
@NekoChan "I will take a hammer and fix the baby. Baby is broken, he is too small! Superglue the baby back to his big size. Baby needs snack!!! I give baby snack of cleaner. Clean baby's tum-tum, scrubby squinkle winkle."
Dude, she also pulled the banana out of the electrified water with a METAL FORK. She’d be dead now if this were real.
@@lissanahpallan3500 not quite how that works
Imagine giving birth to a beautiful little girl and this is what she is doing a few years later.
Is the A word still a viable option?
A few years is nowhere near accurate try over 30 years
@@Zombie_Trooper yes
I can just imagine her showing that video to her little kid and saying "and thats how your dad found out I was pregnant." and then the next day they find their kid dead over a pot of boiling water with a banana and two batteries in it after the kid got electrocuted.
@@Zombie_Trooper abort mission?
I think my brain exploded from the sheer stupidity and the unbelievable fact that they actually make money doing this foolishness.
1:58 quote from Google:
"What happens if you boil batteries?
When charging amperage exceeds the level of the natural absorption rate, the battery may overheat, causing the electrolyte solution to bubble creating flammable hydrogen gas. Hydrogen gas, when combined with oxygen from the air, is highly explosive and can easily be ignited by a spark. Yes. You shouldn't boil them."
So don't do like that maniac, do not boil batteries
As a culinary student, I can confirm, this is how we cook.
Stop the cap 🧢
He obviously joking
yeah , it`s hard to make batteries al`dente always but we learning !
And that’s the scary I don’t know if your joking or not
@@markbest2513 about what how we cook ore being in culinary
I feel like i'm watching extra terrestrials attempt to cook what they think human food is supposed to be
*puts batteries in boiling water*
"Is this an electric stove, human?" 👽
@@viscountrainbows2857 𝓛𝓜𝓐𝓞!
That's just rude to extraterrestrials they would have way more common sense than to put batteries in boiling water.
I remember hearing somewhere that content with this kind of format is based on a type of fetish? Or like a very similar shot by shot to adult films. It's meant to be similar to grab our attention and hold it. The soft spoken voices, P.O.V and camera narration as well as encouraging words and the way she's stroking the inside of the banana with her fingers are kind of all on point with it.
If your thinking of asm then nah brah. That ain’t it
@@6figureceleryjfs378asm?
@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 asmr?
@@shadelich8417 yeah that, sorry idk why that happened
I came back an hour later 4:27 into the video and I thought they were cutting into an eel. Jesus. Christ.
Word of advice: never get recipes from Facebook "chefs".
All that for a dame pregnancy reveal really common
I'll get my recipes from google, 4.7 stars, batteries not included.
Or Tiktok.
As someone whos been to the mental hospital alot, this is exactly how insane people cook.
I think the peeps cake lady truly is mentally unwell.
Unless this is satire. Dear God! Let it be satire.
As someone who's been to the mental hospital a lot also, I firmly believe I wasted valuable time and resources that could've been used on people like this woman
My first thought was literally, "This is mental patient behavior!"
Yeah, this person has clearly lost all sense of object categorization and is just putting random stuff into the pot
Who asked
3:10 the Brown banana is on the chair
🧐🤔
Thanks August. Like I needed more proof we’re living in the stupidest times ever.
An omelette in a zip loc bag sounds good now
Hell, I'll take an omelet in a burlap sack after this
Nice callback
Don't forget to burp the bag
The first sign of insanity is the words "Facebook Chef"
true
Yes.
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
@@Oo39449 you should practice writing more poems. you have potential
5:45 woman: "You ready to see it?
Man: "Yeah, what is it?"
Me: (Just see a round thing made from plastic and cracking a joke) Its a pregnancy test. Psych, this whole thing was a ploy, you're a daddy now, bitch."
Woman: (Actually pulls out pregnancy test)
....
Alright..I actually had to pause the video on that one....
I can't believe thats actually what happened.
This channel is the gift that keeps on giving, whether it's idiots on Tiktok, Jack or Kay.
This is seriously one of my new favorite channels.
"Facebook" And "Chef" equates to "biohazard"
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
At this point anything named with "Facebook" is dangerous
There a weird production team. And yes they are a production team with some people.
Tiktok cooking too
2:08 - Just get rid of the "T"
Very good, a like for you my good sir.
8:00: I agree. It’s a stupid trend for Facebook Videos. "It’s REALLY fast!" Significant time passes… they repeat the phrase.
If you’re familiar with fried banana chips or fried plantain chips, be thankful those batteries weren’t put in boiling oil
There would be no video, the camera would be destroyed, along with everything in the room lol
@@alexxander966 It would be like a tiny domestic version of Chernobyl. There would be nothing left. Everything would be as burnt as that banana.
Dang I want plantain chips now
If they were, there wouldn’t be a video. Everything and everyone in that room would be obliterated into dust
I used to be completely against Thanos’s decision to wipe out half of the worlds population
. after seeing this so-called cooking segment. I think I agree with Thanos now
#ThanosDidNothingWrong
Thanos wiped out half of existence in the universe.
And honestly he kind of had a point.
@@WereCreed thanos's problem was that he was fair she would get a 50/50 chance surviving the snap
@@diobrando5896 That just means there's a 50/50 chance there'll be less witnesses if she survives.
Thanos was right.
I just really wish people had better things to do and actually spent their time helping other people in any way possible.
1. hot plastic can seep into the banana
2. batteries can explode, splashing water on you
3. batteries can explode, leaking toxic chemicals into the banana
hearing a Facebook chef is already some red flags
@Robin Shorts 🅥 You know good and damn well no one is clicking on that.
@@nottocleverxx614 It just a comment bot lmao.
Why do you reply?
Also TikTok
i've seen a lot of stupid shit in my lifetime, but boiling batteries takes the cake.
Oh do you steam them instead?
@@joeyflores9649 i prefer them grilled, actually.
@@cryptic_Data pan fried is where it’s at
@@kawaiipikafum2530 Nah fam deep fried batteries are where it’s at.
This comment section bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"dropping an elbow from the top rope" dude, you're killing me 🤣🤣
By putting those batteries in the water AND putting so much salt in the water she could be producing hydrogen gas
I feel like august is the guy who could survive a nuclear fallout and then judge the man who caused it
The peeps thing might be genius if you were to just put them between 2 sheets of waxed paper, hit them with a blow dryer until softened (not melted), go over them gently with a rolling pin or sheet pan then lightly freeze before placing on top of the cake
I think after witnessing this fever dream, fighting off my demons and surviving to tell the tale I am finally ready to draw the definition of horror, may the ones to see it be ready for what they'll face seeing it.
7:04 OH MY GOD THE MOTLEY CRUE SHIRT
u guys ever heard of escapees of mental hospitals? well this woman is a perfect example.
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
She looks like an escapee too, I mean her smile looks mentally unstable
Makes me wonder what they did with all the mental patients when they closed asylums down. Maybe they were released and continued breeding.
Yeah both of them need to go back to the psych ward. Even the guy for going along with it
“I could achieve the same result by just sitting on it”
That really got me laughing, I watched it over a few times
Bro had the same observation I did. The cameraman is always like
"Oh. So this is this thing? That's what this thing is, it's this thing?"
They always sound so bewildered at the most common things xD
These videos make me feel brain dead.
She's too smart for us, its all about the balance
BRING ME “lilyPage”
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
as an avid banana enjoyer, this hurt to watch, that banana was perfect it was prime. the taste of it would have been out of this world, unfortunate that this was its fate.
Eh... I like mine a little further gone, no green at all, little bit more brown
As a fellow monke, I am also deeply offended by the waste of the perfect banana, one which must have been sourced from the mystic Grove at the birthplace of man and monke alike.
I don't rly care for bananas but I have to admit putting a pee stick inside of it was straight up insulting.
"Dropping an elbow from the top rope" great delivery
All these TikTok chefs have these husbands who just go along with all of it
When I was little I put a battery in my mom's tea kettle (obviously not intentionally, just being a weird little kid). She ended up actually boiling it, but thankfully knew something was wrong after just one sip
It wasn't that she knew there was something wrong with the tea. She knew there was something wrong with you.
Thank god, or you will be dead in a few of hours......!
Just hearing there being a Facebook chef is already ringing alarms in my head👌
@Bully Maguire 🅥 Jesus Christ a bot is impersonating bully maguire 💀
August dropping an elbow LMAO ! This channel is such a freaking treat ... Big thanks 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Watching videos like this makes me wonder what other things people were up to before social media, behind closed doors. That's scary.
People didn't do retarded shit like this until social media. We did less retarded things.
Jack not looking so crazy now, does he?
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
Atleast it's actually supposed to be something edible
Imagine if Jack, Kay, and Lily have a crossover
Oh no.
I got diarrhea just thinking about it
Im in Kay team, shes terrible at cooking but i have "sweet grandma" affection for her
oh no, oh no, oh nononoNO
At best that would be like decent cooked precocked food with some plastic, at worse, which is what i believe, they Will create a new pandemium
When the cameraman talks, I usually expect a certain kind of movie.
The first one went from a slap to the face to being hit with a sledgehammer
Great, it's not just my mom that cooks with batteries
I dont feel that great about my mom anymore
wtf im so sorry for u
Yes battery acid is great seasoning👌
Thanks again August for showing me something I absolutely never needed to see but nonetheless did.
Nonetheless isn't a word special
@@marcusrobertson7314 Nevertheless you're special.
Boiled batteries are my favorite. Just like how mom used to make
1:40
This one's Walter White approved 👍
I guess it goes to show, there's always someone for anyone. If these two lovebirds found each other, anyone can find love.
I feel bad for that kid though. Poor thing is gonna need decades of therapy
And this is a reason I don't believe God controls births lol she cooks this and can have a baby. I cook actual human food and can't
“Omggg congrats! How did you break the news to him?!”
“Oh it was hilarious! So I took a battery and a banana and then..”
“Ok I’m gonna cut you off right there. I don’t wana know any more.”
It's the category of watchtime-baiting on Facebook. And they were the last drop for me to delete my FB account. Ppl basically figured out that FB suggestion algorythm is strongly based on watchtime... so a shit load of these types if videos started popping up where they make seem like they will reveal something very soon to you, but end up wasting 10-30min of just nothing.
wow first time i seen someone cook with batteries, it brought back memories of the pre package egg salad sandwich's we had in the army that tasted like your eating a dam battery.
The food wasters are the scum of the Earth to me, but these people... they're not far behind. This is just the epitome of awful content.
Aren't these two worse? They waste both food and chemicals
Mental health is no joke and this showcases it perfectly
The banana and batteries is me right now with flamin hots and sour pickles telling myself that pickles are healthy,pickles are healthy smh lolol
What kind of deathwish would inspire anyone to boil batteries with a hot plate.
5:22 I feel like what he said just stun-locked my brain
If people had this much dedication in relationships as they did with this bit then everybody would be married 🌔,🌖
Facts bruh smh
**puts banana in boiling water**
camera man: wOw
If this is cooking, I'm Gordon Ramsey. Holy hell this video was so mindnumbing
tiktok person: im pregnant
camera guy off-screen (with no record): looks like i ran out of milk i have to go buy some
That awkward moment when you boil your bananas with batteries and an estimated 15x the recommended amount of salt 🙈🙈🙈
🤪😂😌
Have to get those electrons flowing somehow lol
Maybe the salt invigorates the battery acid taste, makes it hit harder
@@bonniedykstra6722 I swear on god if you aren’t joking, I’ll try to make the best animaton I can
Interestingly I have seen the peep cake one because it came up on my mom's feed and she showed it to me and we were just laughing. Like, lady, you practically melted half the cake with the freaking iron. 😂
The things people will do for clout, though, I tell ya.
Is melting a cake really clout-worthy?
@@MadamFoogie No but apparently the couple did.
I honestly can't tell if they're really THAT amazed at the mess they made with the peeps. Yeah, squishy candy that's 97% sugar gets wider when you press on them with a heated item, amazing.
To Quote google about the batteries, “Do not expose the battery to water or moisture. Water can corrode or damage the internal battery safety devices and cause the battery to overheat, ignite, rupture or leak.”
Love to hear august's laugh u can tell its genuine since he doesn't laugh much
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I feel new warning labels being printed as we watch this. Let's pray that test was a false positive!
i refuse to believe this is genuine content like... it feels like those people that put the egg on the matches
Just to put it into perspective how dangerous boiling a battery is, not only are you shorting the batteries and the could explode from the heat at anytime, if the lithium strip is exposed to water which is wrapped around the outside can spontaneously combust
We need Mr August at 1M subs now, the things he discovers are just outrageously inhumane and ridiculous and dumb and- you get the idea.
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
This channel is made specifically to be stressful lol. Like the opposite of asmr or oddly satisfying videos. Like if you want to have a mild panic attack and be infuriated with some people here ya go!!!
I called my baby, just the other day
I called my baby, but she'd gone away
I called my woman, and she didn't reply
I wanna be with her all the time
I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
I followed my baby to the county line
I seen my woman with another man
My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
He followed my woman, dressed all in black
And now, my baby ain't coming back
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
I know a gang stalker in the secret police
He burned all the records of the recent deceased
Two weeks later and the time has passed
Nobody missing, no questions asked
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
We follow you around in our bright red cars
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
This is how she charges her brain for her bright ideas
“This is how you told me?”
Bro’s brain finally turned on 💀
Finally, a woman that can cook.
This is a certified hood classic
POV: you haven’t even watched 2 minutes of the video and you say this
@@wooperbest2302 u don’t even have to watch the video when u already know is a classic
Dude THATS literally the only thing you’ve commented on this channel
It's literally minutes old. Shall I quote the definition of "classic" to you?
It feels like these two really wanted to do infomercials. But this is the closest they could get. Or maybe this is how they are working on sharpening their skills until they get their big break on HSN.
As soon as I saw the two batteries, I new it’s going to be a good video
August need to make his own cooking channel so he can correctly make recipe’s he find online
how do you "correctly" make boiled battery bananas?
I never thought I would dislike anyone as much as these two lol
Her- A generous amount of salt
Also her - proceeds to dump half the bag
I thought it was a good insane. I was quickly proven wrong