This Facebook Chef is Insane

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  • Опубліковано 15 тра 2022
  • Internet cooking, a genre of media I have become very familiar with. Today, I take on my biggest challenge yet, Lily's Page. Buckle up.
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  • @wutwho
    @wutwho 2 роки тому +2692

    I have never in my life seen someone boil a whole ass unpeeled banana..

    • @THEGMAN0
      @THEGMAN0 2 роки тому +68

      Welcome to the club

    • @monopolizedopamine
      @monopolizedopamine 2 роки тому +225

      But you've seen batteries boiled?

    • @THEGMAN0
      @THEGMAN0 2 роки тому +67

      We don't talk about that

    • @wutwho
      @wutwho 2 роки тому +59

      @@monopolizedopamine yes I’ve seen batteries and not bananas 😂

    • @zane960
      @zane960 2 роки тому +29

      It's pretty common here in our country tbh

  • @icycrusader1947
    @icycrusader1947 2 роки тому +4176

    I understand that she's already insane for placing batteries in boiling water...but can we talk about why she thought using a metal knife to stir around the water would be a good idea? That pot is gonna get scratched immensely.

    • @kristinkoppes686
      @kristinkoppes686 2 роки тому +93

      YES THATS THE POINT :D

    • @Nina-2311
      @Nina-2311 2 роки тому +112

      I KNOW!!!
      I was telling myself the same thing. She almost cooked her unborn child!

    • @box7403
      @box7403 2 роки тому

      If it’s non stick she also might get cancer :). Ya know just a *bit* of cancer no worries.

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 2 роки тому +70

      Definitely doing it for attention. Its cringey that ppl think this is what ppl find entertaining

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 2 роки тому +75

      It's to give the banana a sharper taste

  • @JagerLange
    @JagerLange Рік тому +545

    Imagine not only having to film someone boiling a banana and some batteries, but then finding out you're having a child with that person. Terrifying.

    • @PsychGuy1822
      @PsychGuy1822 Рік тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +35

      I'd feel worse for him but he's encouraging this insanity.

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 Рік тому +6

      Omg! NO SHIT! 😂 😂 😂

    • @MiguelArquero
      @MiguelArquero Рік тому +9

      by the way peeps when burned releases pretty bad chemicals and solution for that divorce

    • @latetotheparty4785
      @latetotheparty4785 Рік тому +3

      Best comment ever

  • @bilson7523
    @bilson7523 Рік тому +51

    1:51 No August, your instincts are correct... This is horrifically dangerous on so many levels. First concern is the boiling water causing uneven expansion of metals or air within the battery that could cause a leak of a highly poisonous substance into boiling water, which will render the food unsafe, may put you in the hospital when inhaled through the steam, and/or explode. Another concern would be the extreme heat potentially causing rapid, runaway chemical reactions in the battery which would cause it to, you know, explode. Yet another concern would be the affect any of the coatings, paint, adhesives, etc which may be dissolved by the water, any of which may be poisonous, may be inhaled through steam, and may completely ruin your pot.
    Of course the above is pretty straightforward, the more insidious angle of this is the discharge that may be caused by this process and the water that may be trapped inside. For example, if these were Lithium batteries, this process could push their charge dangerously low, then when pulled out and used days or weeks later, they could burst into flames at that time.
    Sorry for this little rant, I know they aren't being serious, but this is still pretty dangerous. I'm not aware of any battery that is safe at these temperatures or would be considered safe to use after getting wet, and I feel like the original creators should have said or included something.

  • @michaellekl1203
    @michaellekl1203 2 роки тому +1705

    After seeing this I think Kays cooking deserves a Michelin star.

    • @Fiberglass_Insulation
      @Fiberglass_Insulation 2 роки тому +43

      Atleast it's still edible to an extent. But this...

    • @justanotherrandomhuman4656
      @justanotherrandomhuman4656 2 роки тому +5

      I agree

    • @dexinstcomp
      @dexinstcomp 2 роки тому +14

      Jack is a master chef beside her.

    • @AiceQream
      @AiceQream 2 роки тому

      Yep

    • @KNR90
      @KNR90 2 роки тому +10

      She didn't electrocute her food. Sure she doesn't know what seasoning is but she also didn't try to use battery acid as flavoring

  • @emilyvanmoslfak2295
    @emilyvanmoslfak2295 2 роки тому +1937

    You instantly know if it's a bad channel, when the cameraman talks.

    • @theuhthegotdamuh
      @theuhthegotdamuh 2 роки тому +226

      The cameramen is suppose to be standing their with his immortal status filming everything with his unbreakable camera, not talk to a mortal who makes very questionable food

    • @soratt
      @soratt 2 роки тому +19

      Thats so true

    • @DanielRodriguez-eh4px
      @DanielRodriguez-eh4px 2 роки тому +15

      What about mrbeast the camera man talks a little and we even see them get stuff and talk on camera

    • @theuhthegotdamuh
      @theuhthegotdamuh 2 роки тому +51

      @@DanielRodriguez-eh4px that one can pass since it involves charity

    • @DanielRodriguez-eh4px
      @DanielRodriguez-eh4px 2 роки тому +7

      @@theuhthegotdamuh ok true

  • @joshc5613
    @joshc5613 Рік тому +181

    5:59 I love how he sounds genuinely angry that this is how he found out he's having a kid with this woman. Like the bit just completely dropped at that point

    • @criminallyautistic8372
      @criminallyautistic8372 9 місяців тому +5

      But clearly he already knows. They just think we're stupid

    • @Ilivepuppys
      @Ilivepuppys 8 місяців тому +6

      @@criminallyautistic8372 Honestly she could of lied and said this was going to be the batteries in the banana than when the cut happened she ditched those and put the pregnancy test in it.

  • @danieldavis3565
    @danieldavis3565 9 місяців тому +10

    After seeing her cook and the pregnancy announcement he knew he f-ed up 😂

  • @privatelabel4004
    @privatelabel4004 2 роки тому +755

    The salt was to cover up the battery acid taste. It’s all about the balance

    • @starpeep5769
      @starpeep5769 2 роки тому

      yes mmmm *takes bite into banana* AADA(D9D9D(()D)D)AJdAI9S(ASJiSA*e848aD(aSDt *dies*

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 2 роки тому

      @Robin Shorts 🅥 I will find you

    • @prod.royalsg1630
      @prod.royalsg1630 2 роки тому +12

      Wow.. I-I thought this was a joke before watching the video...

    • @colbytucker2178
      @colbytucker2178 2 роки тому +4

      You also put a like cajun it cancels perfectly

    • @austinlockwood8818
      @austinlockwood8818 2 роки тому +7

      It's to provide electrolytes to promote the electrolysis of the banana. Lol

  • @Canadianvoice
    @Canadianvoice 2 роки тому +2085

    As a chef for the last 19 years. This is mind-blowing. I feel like a jedi who survived order 66

    • @nobody-tt6qc
      @nobody-tt6qc 2 роки тому +9

      Lol

    • @bold-tiger2375
      @bold-tiger2375 2 роки тому +40

      I can feel your pain. I've started cooking at 12 so about ten years now. Not professionally, and self taught

    • @jokerjr324
      @jokerjr324 2 роки тому +5

      Lmao

    • @dumdum2175
      @dumdum2175 2 роки тому +8

      19 years !!

    • @Canadianvoice
      @Canadianvoice 2 роки тому +26

      @@dumdum2175 yep. Since I was 13 years old I've worked in kitchens. I'm a red seal certified chef, I've been all across Canada. I've worked in Fine Dining and Dive bars. From $100 plates to free food at soup kitchens I've done it all. I just bought 5 acres with my wife and now I'm going to try to be fully self sustaining food wise. No more produced garbage.

  • @stewhv94
    @stewhv94 2 роки тому +57

    The existence of these videos makes me believe we're already living in the movie world of Idiocracy

  • @Blitzdo
    @Blitzdo Рік тому +16

    "Local neighbor collapses with seizures and heart attack after trying a Face Book influencer's cooking!
    She has been found guilty of every crime that has anything to do with cooking" 💀

  • @ongiiee
    @ongiiee 2 роки тому +463

    This lady fits the term “dumb blonde” perfectly

    • @Negsmie
      @Negsmie 2 роки тому +3

      She can keep the dumb, but we blondes do not claim her 😮‍💨

    • @umbrellacorp.
      @umbrellacorp. Рік тому +10

      😂👍

    • @yes8032
      @yes8032 Рік тому +6

      Totally agreed here!

    • @jakemealer9545
      @jakemealer9545 Рік тому

      Can we stop with the pleasantries and just say dumb b*tch? 😂

    • @CrankyB1tsch
      @CrankyB1tsch Рік тому +14

      These two feel like the typical Chad and Becky couple that set a forest on fire for their gender reveal party

  • @Ms_eLLE
    @Ms_eLLE 2 роки тому +361

    Child: Where do babies come from?
    Parent: See, when a banana and battery love each other, they mix themselves into a bath of hot, hot water. Then the babies are placed on a cake to determine which one will survive and what gender they will become.

    • @DanielLopez-sh2pp
      @DanielLopez-sh2pp 2 роки тому +4

      To turn them into robots.

    • @nicholasselke5214
      @nicholasselke5214 2 роки тому +6

      Don’t forget the copious amount of salt

    • @BananaGrace
      @BananaGrace Рік тому +8

      I knew school didn’t teach me everything ! 🤔 wow! I feel enlightened! Thank you for sharing this wealth of knowledge! My life is complete.

  • @Weege8888
    @Weege8888 Рік тому +9

    5:51
    And the world fell silent in despair.

  • @Consutius
    @Consutius 7 місяців тому +3

    Heating up batteries could lead to them exploding (Lithium selfignites on contact with water)

  • @incredibleflameboy
    @incredibleflameboy 2 роки тому +1143

    "I'm pregnant so I placed batteries that can explode when they get too hot into boiling water at the level I'd be carrying the baby. We're going to be great parents!"

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 роки тому +113

      That unborn kid really won the genetic lottery. Darwin would be impressed.

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 2 роки тому +76

      Wtf is she gonna feed it?
      Battery acid and liquid rubber in a bottle?

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 роки тому +48

      ​ @NekoChan "I will take a hammer and fix the baby. Baby is broken, he is too small! Superglue the baby back to his big size. Baby needs snack!!! I give baby snack of cleaner. Clean baby's tum-tum, scrubby squinkle winkle."

    • @lissanahpallan3500
      @lissanahpallan3500 2 роки тому +14

      Dude, she also pulled the banana out of the electrified water with a METAL FORK. She’d be dead now if this were real.

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Рік тому +16

      @@lissanahpallan3500 not quite how that works

  • @katchiv1182
    @katchiv1182 2 роки тому +751

    Imagine giving birth to a beautiful little girl and this is what she is doing a few years later.

    • @Zombie_Trooper
      @Zombie_Trooper 2 роки тому +31

      Is the A word still a viable option?

    • @marcusrobertson7314
      @marcusrobertson7314 2 роки тому +31

      A few years is nowhere near accurate try over 30 years

    • @Eliza-uz2fg
      @Eliza-uz2fg 2 роки тому +9

      @@Zombie_Trooper yes

    • @billcipher8787
      @billcipher8787 2 роки тому +22

      I can just imagine her showing that video to her little kid and saying "and thats how your dad found out I was pregnant." and then the next day they find their kid dead over a pot of boiling water with a banana and two batteries in it after the kid got electrocuted.

    • @UnimpressedGoose
      @UnimpressedGoose 2 роки тому +4

      @@Zombie_Trooper abort mission?

  • @sitana84
    @sitana84 Рік тому +4

    I think my brain exploded from the sheer stupidity and the unbelievable fact that they actually make money doing this foolishness.

  • @sege5664
    @sege5664 Рік тому +5

    1:58 quote from Google:
    "What happens if you boil batteries?
    When charging amperage exceeds the level of the natural absorption rate, the battery may overheat, causing the electrolyte solution to bubble creating flammable hydrogen gas. Hydrogen gas, when combined with oxygen from the air, is highly explosive and can easily be ignited by a spark. Yes. You shouldn't boil them."
    So don't do like that maniac, do not boil batteries

  • @killa123ftw7
    @killa123ftw7 2 роки тому +760

    As a culinary student, I can confirm, this is how we cook.

    • @onehit9401
      @onehit9401 2 роки тому +16

      Stop the cap 🧢

    • @shashigoodyiue
      @shashigoodyiue 2 роки тому +22

      He obviously joking

    • @sethbrownberg7675
      @sethbrownberg7675 2 роки тому +42

      yeah , it`s hard to make batteries al`dente always but we learning !

    • @markbest2513
      @markbest2513 2 роки тому +2

      And that’s the scary I don’t know if your joking or not

    • @killa123ftw7
      @killa123ftw7 2 роки тому +3

      @@markbest2513 about what how we cook ore being in culinary

  • @moonfeather439
    @moonfeather439 2 роки тому +392

    I feel like i'm watching extra terrestrials attempt to cook what they think human food is supposed to be

    • @viscountrainbows2857
      @viscountrainbows2857 Рік тому +15

      *puts batteries in boiling water*
      "Is this an electric stove, human?" 👽

    • @Middle-aged-men-are-my-bbgs
      @Middle-aged-men-are-my-bbgs Рік тому +1

      @@viscountrainbows2857 𝓛𝓜𝓐𝓞!

    • @bela650
      @bela650 Рік тому

      That's just rude to extraterrestrials they would have way more common sense than to put batteries in boiling water.

  • @WolfTwisted
    @WolfTwisted Рік тому +35

    I remember hearing somewhere that content with this kind of format is based on a type of fetish? Or like a very similar shot by shot to adult films. It's meant to be similar to grab our attention and hold it. The soft spoken voices, P.O.V and camera narration as well as encouraging words and the way she's stroking the inside of the banana with her fingers are kind of all on point with it.

  • @marijuanaknowsomething6743
    @marijuanaknowsomething6743 Рік тому +5

    I came back an hour later 4:27 into the video and I thought they were cutting into an eel. Jesus. Christ.

  • @xdeadbeatboi6666x
    @xdeadbeatboi6666x 2 роки тому +566

    Word of advice: never get recipes from Facebook "chefs".

    • @abayomitogun7425
      @abayomitogun7425 2 роки тому +4

      All that for a dame pregnancy reveal really common

    • @pumkin610
      @pumkin610 2 роки тому +1

      I'll get my recipes from google, 4.7 stars, batteries not included.

    • @Chameleon-wq4ul
      @Chameleon-wq4ul Рік тому

      Or Tiktok.

  • @I-AM-EL-ZOZO
    @I-AM-EL-ZOZO 2 роки тому +178

    As someone whos been to the mental hospital alot, this is exactly how insane people cook.

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Рік тому

      I think the peeps cake lady truly is mentally unwell.
      Unless this is satire. Dear God! Let it be satire.

    • @beugz3718
      @beugz3718 Рік тому +1

      As someone who's been to the mental hospital a lot also, I firmly believe I wasted valuable time and resources that could've been used on people like this woman

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Рік тому +6

      My first thought was literally, "This is mental patient behavior!"

    • @0106johnny
      @0106johnny Рік тому +4

      Yeah, this person has clearly lost all sense of object categorization and is just putting random stuff into the pot

    • @ClintWestVood
      @ClintWestVood Рік тому +1

      Who asked

  • @LibeShorts
    @LibeShorts Рік тому +7

    3:10 the Brown banana is on the chair

  • @monteverdi1567
    @monteverdi1567 Рік тому +17

    Thanks August. Like I needed more proof we’re living in the stupidest times ever.

  • @mikegardner5319
    @mikegardner5319 2 роки тому +124

    An omelette in a zip loc bag sounds good now

  • @chicoblanco4215
    @chicoblanco4215 2 роки тому +142

    The first sign of insanity is the words "Facebook Chef"

    • @starpeep5769
      @starpeep5769 2 роки тому

      true

    • @louisleoncini1033
      @louisleoncini1033 2 роки тому

      Yes.

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

    • @aaqka
      @aaqka 2 роки тому

      @@Oo39449 you should practice writing more poems. you have potential

  • @realafah
    @realafah 2 роки тому +4

    5:45 woman: "You ready to see it?
    Man: "Yeah, what is it?"
    Me: (Just see a round thing made from plastic and cracking a joke) Its a pregnancy test. Psych, this whole thing was a ploy, you're a daddy now, bitch."
    Woman: (Actually pulls out pregnancy test)
    ....
    Alright..I actually had to pause the video on that one....
    I can't believe thats actually what happened.

  • @davidp2888
    @davidp2888 Рік тому +2

    This channel is the gift that keeps on giving, whether it's idiots on Tiktok, Jack or Kay.
    This is seriously one of my new favorite channels.

  • @e-e-e-emkay5251
    @e-e-e-emkay5251 2 роки тому +79

    "Facebook" And "Chef" equates to "biohazard"

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

  • @thedummynoyes4235
    @thedummynoyes4235 2 роки тому +193

    At this point anything named with "Facebook" is dangerous

    • @user-oe4dt1ve8o
      @user-oe4dt1ve8o 2 роки тому

      There a weird production team. And yes they are a production team with some people.

    • @sparklingcutie
      @sparklingcutie 2 роки тому +3

      Tiktok cooking too

  • @lieutenantbeasley7117
    @lieutenantbeasley7117 2 роки тому +5

    2:08 - Just get rid of the "T"

    • @RaiBlu10
      @RaiBlu10 4 місяці тому +1

      Very good, a like for you my good sir.

  • @JediMaster362
    @JediMaster362 Рік тому +3

    8:00: I agree. It’s a stupid trend for Facebook Videos. "It’s REALLY fast!" Significant time passes… they repeat the phrase.

  • @alexgreen1523
    @alexgreen1523 2 роки тому +337

    If you’re familiar with fried banana chips or fried plantain chips, be thankful those batteries weren’t put in boiling oil

    • @alexxander966
      @alexxander966 2 роки тому +35

      There would be no video, the camera would be destroyed, along with everything in the room lol

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 2 роки тому +15

      @@alexxander966 It would be like a tiny domestic version of Chernobyl. There would be nothing left. Everything would be as burnt as that banana.

    • @Lola1912
      @Lola1912 Рік тому +1

      Dang I want plantain chips now

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Рік тому +4

      If they were, there wouldn’t be a video. Everything and everyone in that room would be obliterated into dust

  • @wojtek1765
    @wojtek1765 2 роки тому +503

    I used to be completely against Thanos’s decision to wipe out half of the worlds population
    . after seeing this so-called cooking segment. I think I agree with Thanos now

    • @pzyko21
      @pzyko21 2 роки тому +27

      #ThanosDidNothingWrong

    • @WereCreed
      @WereCreed 2 роки тому +30

      Thanos wiped out half of existence in the universe.
      And honestly he kind of had a point.

    • @diobrando5896
      @diobrando5896 2 роки тому +17

      @@WereCreed thanos's problem was that he was fair she would get a 50/50 chance surviving the snap

    • @WereCreed
      @WereCreed 2 роки тому +14

      @@diobrando5896 That just means there's a 50/50 chance there'll be less witnesses if she survives.

    • @Edgeof666
      @Edgeof666 2 роки тому +8

      Thanos was right.

  • @susannahkreher7270
    @susannahkreher7270 Рік тому +15

    I just really wish people had better things to do and actually spent their time helping other people in any way possible.

  • @bryku
    @bryku Рік тому +2

    1. hot plastic can seep into the banana
    2. batteries can explode, splashing water on you
    3. batteries can explode, leaking toxic chemicals into the banana

  • @ConnectedWired
    @ConnectedWired 2 роки тому +138

    hearing a Facebook chef is already some red flags

    • @nottocleverxx614
      @nottocleverxx614 2 роки тому +2

      @Robin Shorts 🅥 You know good and damn well no one is clicking on that.

    • @Bence3
      @Bence3 2 роки тому

      @@nottocleverxx614 It just a comment bot lmao.
      Why do you reply?

    • @reactionsquad6198
      @reactionsquad6198 2 роки тому

      Also TikTok

  • @cryptic_Data
    @cryptic_Data 2 роки тому +284

    i've seen a lot of stupid shit in my lifetime, but boiling batteries takes the cake.

    • @joeyflores9649
      @joeyflores9649 2 роки тому +14

      Oh do you steam them instead?

    • @cryptic_Data
      @cryptic_Data 2 роки тому +22

      @@joeyflores9649 i prefer them grilled, actually.

    • @kawaiipikafum2530
      @kawaiipikafum2530 2 роки тому +10

      @@cryptic_Data pan fried is where it’s at

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 2 роки тому +16

      @@kawaiipikafum2530 Nah fam deep fried batteries are where it’s at.

    • @uchihaavenger4464
      @uchihaavenger4464 2 роки тому +7

      This comment section bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @burlapjack8345
    @burlapjack8345 Рік тому +1

    "dropping an elbow from the top rope" dude, you're killing me 🤣🤣

  • @ilanvrancken8408
    @ilanvrancken8408 Рік тому +4

    By putting those batteries in the water AND putting so much salt in the water she could be producing hydrogen gas

  • @potatomining4806
    @potatomining4806 2 роки тому +110

    I feel like august is the guy who could survive a nuclear fallout and then judge the man who caused it

  • @danielbrundidge8395
    @danielbrundidge8395 2 роки тому +48

    The peeps thing might be genius if you were to just put them between 2 sheets of waxed paper, hit them with a blow dryer until softened (not melted), go over them gently with a rolling pin or sheet pan then lightly freeze before placing on top of the cake

  • @clockw0rkkuroki303
    @clockw0rkkuroki303 Рік тому +2

    I think after witnessing this fever dream, fighting off my demons and surviving to tell the tale I am finally ready to draw the definition of horror, may the ones to see it be ready for what they'll face seeing it.

  • @Ifwfaygo
    @Ifwfaygo Рік тому +2

    7:04 OH MY GOD THE MOTLEY CRUE SHIRT

  • @ecc2341
    @ecc2341 2 роки тому +119

    u guys ever heard of escapees of mental hospitals? well this woman is a perfect example.

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому +2

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

    • @mr.wiggles7135
      @mr.wiggles7135 2 роки тому

      She looks like an escapee too, I mean her smile looks mentally unstable

    • @jaydub2546
      @jaydub2546 Рік тому +3

      Makes me wonder what they did with all the mental patients when they closed asylums down. Maybe they were released and continued breeding.

    • @charissarobieson4560
      @charissarobieson4560 Рік тому

      Yeah both of them need to go back to the psych ward. Even the guy for going along with it

  • @t.mendous7922
    @t.mendous7922 2 роки тому +35

    “I could achieve the same result by just sitting on it”
    That really got me laughing, I watched it over a few times

  • @skorch9094
    @skorch9094 Рік тому

    Bro had the same observation I did. The cameraman is always like
    "Oh. So this is this thing? That's what this thing is, it's this thing?"
    They always sound so bewildered at the most common things xD

  • @SourSkillit
    @SourSkillit Рік тому +9

    These videos make me feel brain dead.

  • @thedummynoyes4235
    @thedummynoyes4235 2 роки тому +161

    She's too smart for us, its all about the balance

    • @jolzclark9472
      @jolzclark9472 2 роки тому

      BRING ME “lilyPage”

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

  • @puttingafewshellsinya2691
    @puttingafewshellsinya2691 2 роки тому +61

    as an avid banana enjoyer, this hurt to watch, that banana was perfect it was prime. the taste of it would have been out of this world, unfortunate that this was its fate.

    • @lapislazarus8899
      @lapislazarus8899 Рік тому +1

      Eh... I like mine a little further gone, no green at all, little bit more brown

    • @zerorose4011
      @zerorose4011 Рік тому

      As a fellow monke, I am also deeply offended by the waste of the perfect banana, one which must have been sourced from the mystic Grove at the birthplace of man and monke alike.

    • @frogosplayer1
      @frogosplayer1 Рік тому

      I don't rly care for bananas but I have to admit putting a pee stick inside of it was straight up insulting.

  • @richard4058
    @richard4058 Рік тому

    "Dropping an elbow from the top rope" great delivery

  • @TC_Stark
    @TC_Stark Рік тому

    All these TikTok chefs have these husbands who just go along with all of it

  • @joemichigan4945
    @joemichigan4945 2 роки тому +36

    When I was little I put a battery in my mom's tea kettle (obviously not intentionally, just being a weird little kid). She ended up actually boiling it, but thankfully knew something was wrong after just one sip

    • @KFrost-fx7dt
      @KFrost-fx7dt Рік тому +7

      It wasn't that she knew there was something wrong with the tea. She knew there was something wrong with you.

    • @antonellakilindo3714
      @antonellakilindo3714 10 місяців тому

      Thank god, or you will be dead in a few of hours......!

  • @zemes7662
    @zemes7662 2 роки тому +121

    Just hearing there being a Facebook chef is already ringing alarms in my head👌

    • @ParrotsAccount
      @ParrotsAccount 2 роки тому

      @Bully Maguire 🅥 Jesus Christ a bot is impersonating bully maguire 💀

  • @pumpkinpie7254
    @pumpkinpie7254 Рік тому +1

    August dropping an elbow LMAO ! This channel is such a freaking treat ... Big thanks 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @mongoose621
    @mongoose621 Рік тому +4

    Watching videos like this makes me wonder what other things people were up to before social media, behind closed doors. That's scary.

    • @gregoryl.levitre9759
      @gregoryl.levitre9759 Рік тому

      People didn't do retarded shit like this until social media. We did less retarded things.

  • @kentuckyjerk323
    @kentuckyjerk323 2 роки тому +62

    Jack not looking so crazy now, does he?

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

    • @Fiberglass_Insulation
      @Fiberglass_Insulation 2 роки тому +1

      Atleast it's actually supposed to be something edible

  • @TheMysteriousVigilante
    @TheMysteriousVigilante 2 роки тому +184

    Imagine if Jack, Kay, and Lily have a crossover

    • @xdeadbeatboi6666x
      @xdeadbeatboi6666x 2 роки тому +12

      Oh no.

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 2 роки тому +24

      I got diarrhea just thinking about it

    • @_Mushroom_boy_
      @_Mushroom_boy_ 2 роки тому +22

      Im in Kay team, shes terrible at cooking but i have "sweet grandma" affection for her

    • @dumbfukx
      @dumbfukx 2 роки тому +1

      oh no, oh no, oh nononoNO

    • @jajasking9652
      @jajasking9652 2 роки тому +2

      At best that would be like decent cooked precocked food with some plastic, at worse, which is what i believe, they Will create a new pandemium

  • @botox9907
    @botox9907 Рік тому

    When the cameraman talks, I usually expect a certain kind of movie.

  • @aidanbennett0
    @aidanbennett0 Рік тому

    The first one went from a slap to the face to being hit with a sledgehammer

  • @larssardney2825
    @larssardney2825 2 роки тому +33

    Great, it's not just my mom that cooks with batteries
    I dont feel that great about my mom anymore

    • @starpeep5769
      @starpeep5769 2 роки тому +4

      wtf im so sorry for u

    • @Rubenz343
      @Rubenz343 2 роки тому +5

      Yes battery acid is great seasoning👌

  • @midwestdumpster
    @midwestdumpster 2 роки тому +76

    Thanks again August for showing me something I absolutely never needed to see but nonetheless did.

  • @murderedx8018
    @murderedx8018 2 роки тому +2

    Boiled batteries are my favorite. Just like how mom used to make

  • @milkitysplit
    @milkitysplit Рік тому +3

    1:40
    This one's Walter White approved 👍

  • @TravellerZasha
    @TravellerZasha 2 роки тому +36

    I guess it goes to show, there's always someone for anyone. If these two lovebirds found each other, anyone can find love.

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +4

      I feel bad for that kid though. Poor thing is gonna need decades of therapy

    • @4amcripple
      @4amcripple Рік тому +1

      And this is a reason I don't believe God controls births lol she cooks this and can have a baby. I cook actual human food and can't

  • @lukycharms9970
    @lukycharms9970 2 роки тому +11

    “Omggg congrats! How did you break the news to him?!”
    “Oh it was hilarious! So I took a battery and a banana and then..”
    “Ok I’m gonna cut you off right there. I don’t wana know any more.”

  • @Hearrok
    @Hearrok Рік тому +1

    It's the category of watchtime-baiting on Facebook. And they were the last drop for me to delete my FB account. Ppl basically figured out that FB suggestion algorythm is strongly based on watchtime... so a shit load of these types if videos started popping up where they make seem like they will reveal something very soon to you, but end up wasting 10-30min of just nothing.

  • @evilmonkeygaming7200
    @evilmonkeygaming7200 Рік тому +1

    wow first time i seen someone cook with batteries, it brought back memories of the pre package egg salad sandwich's we had in the army that tasted like your eating a dam battery.

  • @Zombie_Trooper
    @Zombie_Trooper 2 роки тому +35

    The food wasters are the scum of the Earth to me, but these people... they're not far behind. This is just the epitome of awful content.

    • @lazycat5765
      @lazycat5765 Рік тому +4

      Aren't these two worse? They waste both food and chemicals

  • @dereksmith.
    @dereksmith. 2 роки тому +9

    Mental health is no joke and this showcases it perfectly

  • @fbiinternalcoop
    @fbiinternalcoop Рік тому

    The banana and batteries is me right now with flamin hots and sour pickles telling myself that pickles are healthy,pickles are healthy smh lolol

  • @Loveless9441
    @Loveless9441 Рік тому +1

    What kind of deathwish would inspire anyone to boil batteries with a hot plate.

  • @Sinlessdoor
    @Sinlessdoor 2 роки тому +3

    5:22 I feel like what he said just stun-locked my brain

  • @loladice432
    @loladice432 2 роки тому +15

    If people had this much dedication in relationships as they did with this bit then everybody would be married 🌔,🌖

  • @icytor1150
    @icytor1150 Рік тому +1

    **puts banana in boiling water**
    camera man: wOw
    If this is cooking, I'm Gordon Ramsey. Holy hell this video was so mindnumbing

  • @nexia5
    @nexia5 Рік тому

    tiktok person: im pregnant
    camera guy off-screen (with no record): looks like i ran out of milk i have to go buy some

  • @NoNo-rt2ok
    @NoNo-rt2ok 2 роки тому +11

    That awkward moment when you boil your bananas with batteries and an estimated 15x the recommended amount of salt 🙈🙈🙈

    • @josephjoseph8362
      @josephjoseph8362 2 роки тому

      🤪😂😌

    • @syedtalhanoor7361
      @syedtalhanoor7361 2 роки тому +2

      Have to get those electrons flowing somehow lol

    • @bonniedykstra6722
      @bonniedykstra6722 2 роки тому

      Maybe the salt invigorates the battery acid taste, makes it hit harder

    • @phantom6453
      @phantom6453 2 роки тому

      @@bonniedykstra6722 I swear on god if you aren’t joking, I’ll try to make the best animaton I can

  • @sweetlycanadayt
    @sweetlycanadayt 2 роки тому +29

    Interestingly I have seen the peep cake one because it came up on my mom's feed and she showed it to me and we were just laughing. Like, lady, you practically melted half the cake with the freaking iron. 😂
    The things people will do for clout, though, I tell ya.

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 2 роки тому

      Is melting a cake really clout-worthy?

    • @sweetlycanadayt
      @sweetlycanadayt 2 роки тому +1

      @@MadamFoogie No but apparently the couple did.

  • @NopeNaw
    @NopeNaw 6 місяців тому

    I honestly can't tell if they're really THAT amazed at the mess they made with the peeps. Yeah, squishy candy that's 97% sugar gets wider when you press on them with a heated item, amazing.

  • @RolRetro
    @RolRetro Рік тому +1

    To Quote google about the batteries, “Do not expose the battery to water or moisture. Water can corrode or damage the internal battery safety devices and cause the battery to overheat, ignite, rupture or leak.”

  • @99gamerff86
    @99gamerff86 2 роки тому +8

    Love to hear august's laugh u can tell its genuine since he doesn't laugh much

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

  • @stran9adan9a63
    @stran9adan9a63 2 роки тому +17

    I feel new warning labels being printed as we watch this. Let's pray that test was a false positive!

  • @sweetmoonpigeon7469
    @sweetmoonpigeon7469 Рік тому

    i refuse to believe this is genuine content like... it feels like those people that put the egg on the matches

  • @whybecauseweedbro8392
    @whybecauseweedbro8392 Рік тому +1

    Just to put it into perspective how dangerous boiling a battery is, not only are you shorting the batteries and the could explode from the heat at anytime, if the lithium strip is exposed to water which is wrapped around the outside can spontaneously combust

  • @ecc2341
    @ecc2341 2 роки тому +14

    We need Mr August at 1M subs now, the things he discovers are just outrageously inhumane and ridiculous and dumb and- you get the idea.

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

  • @kathyowens8400
    @kathyowens8400 2 роки тому +21

    This channel is made specifically to be stressful lol. Like the opposite of asmr or oddly satisfying videos. Like if you want to have a mild panic attack and be infuriated with some people here ya go!!!

    • @Oo39449
      @Oo39449 2 роки тому

      I called my baby, just the other day
      I called my baby, but she'd gone away
      I called my woman, and she didn't reply
      I wanna be with her all the time
      I'm a gang stalker, baby, and I do just fine
      I followed my baby to the county line
      I seen my woman with another man
      My heart went cold, so I thought up a plan
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I'm a gang stalker, but I ain't the only one
      I know a gang stalker who's a hired gun
      He followed my woman, dressed all in black
      And now, my baby ain't coming back
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      I know a gang stalker in the secret police
      He burned all the records of the recent deceased
      Two weeks later and the time has passed
      Nobody missing, no questions asked
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're the gang stalkers, buddy, and we're everywhere
      If you see a gang stalker, then you better beware
      We follow you around in our bright red cars
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are
      We're all gang stalkers, and we know where you are

  • @matthewdavis8863
    @matthewdavis8863 Рік тому

    This is how she charges her brain for her bright ideas

  • @Wilmer-.
    @Wilmer-. Рік тому

    “This is how you told me?”
    Bro’s brain finally turned on 💀

  • @liljuan345
    @liljuan345 2 роки тому +12

    Finally, a woman that can cook.

  • @shrek9489
    @shrek9489 2 роки тому +23

    This is a certified hood classic

    • @wooperbest2302
      @wooperbest2302 2 роки тому +3

      POV: you haven’t even watched 2 minutes of the video and you say this

    • @saturno2006
      @saturno2006 2 роки тому +2

      @@wooperbest2302 u don’t even have to watch the video when u already know is a classic

    • @breezetree2676
      @breezetree2676 2 роки тому +2

      Dude THATS literally the only thing you’ve commented on this channel

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +3

      It's literally minutes old. Shall I quote the definition of "classic" to you?

  • @juliemiller8437
    @juliemiller8437 6 місяців тому

    It feels like these two really wanted to do infomercials. But this is the closest they could get. Or maybe this is how they are working on sharpening their skills until they get their big break on HSN.

  • @gordonrumohr3064
    @gordonrumohr3064 2 роки тому +4

    As soon as I saw the two batteries, I new it’s going to be a good video

  • @sloppycat7835
    @sloppycat7835 2 роки тому +11

    August need to make his own cooking channel so he can correctly make recipe’s he find online

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +2

      how do you "correctly" make boiled battery bananas?

  • @djfrenzy69
    @djfrenzy69 Рік тому +2

    I never thought I would dislike anyone as much as these two lol

  • @lunzeehan1539
    @lunzeehan1539 Рік тому

    Her- A generous amount of salt
    Also her - proceeds to dump half the bag

  • @deathmachineyt3254
    @deathmachineyt3254 2 роки тому +7

    I thought it was a good insane. I was quickly proven wrong