A mayan mother is tucking her kid to bed: -"Mommy, tell me a bedtime story!" -"Once upon a time, there was this guy called Ah Puch..." -"Nevermind, good night, mom!" -"Hehehe, works every time..."
Must've been hard for Mayans to live normally... -Hey what happened to John? -He had a stroll in the jungle at night and got dragged into Oblivion by Ah Puch. -Oh...
This was a huge jump for these videos and probably my favorite one so far (Although my first time hearing about chaac and his corn was a nice giggle) this was really well done and I love the art change at the beginning. And the narrarator did so well this time around. Showing people how certain skills work together is a great addition to these videos.
Yeah, they could revive after the explosion, or if he drains them with his passive, or even if he dies and they all rise at once to exact revenge in their dread master’s name.
My new favorite god and one of the best god reveals I have seen very informative and really helps you understand how the god works i think Hi rez should make all of their god reveals like this
Its funny that it is said in the end of the video that priority is ult -> something -> something... when in the middle part of the video the player clearly skipped lvling ult for the sake of maxing the second and the first skill first :).
vviczz1 Got mayan already, inca doesnt sound as cool idk, its a bit close but i guess they do have things like greeks to romans thats similar very similar actually.
Kevin A They have nothing similar lol its like comparing hindu gods with greek gods... nothing alike, they never even met. You need to read about Inca mythology tbh.
It doesn't matter what it truely was, that is how people interpret it tbh....inca mayan and aztec ask someone random any day who is not super smart they will think same shit.
Kevin A What? How. What? Have you even read a history book? No one with a high school level intelligence is going to say the Mayans and the Aztecs were the same as the Incans. Have you seen Emperor's New Groove? I doubt that's very close to actual Incan civilization, but it paints a distinct picture difference between Inca and the rest of those civilizations. Incans weren't even based in central America, their capitol, Cusco, is in Peru, in South America. No one's gonna say Machu Picchu was made by the Mayans and no one's going to say Tenochtitlan was an Incan city. Their languages were vastly different as well. No Incan's gonna be speaking Nahuatl because Quechua is entirely different. As well, Incans were a mountainous people 'cause they lived in the Andes and Peru. Machu Picchu was a mountainous structure. They didn't even have Pyramids, holy shit. Pachacuti is VASTLY different from Montezuma and Pacal. Even their sacrifices were so vastly different from other cultures. Incans only sacrificed children and not only were they picky about it, but to be chosen as a messenger to the gods via sacrifice was an absolute honor in the Incan empire. They didn't believe adults had what it took to be a gift to be sacrificed. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFERENT THOSE CIVILIZATIONS ARE. And it's offensive to the people who are descendants of the Incas, the Mayans, and the Aztecs to say there is no difference between them because they can very well tell you the difference. The Aztecs were feared deeply, the Mayans are still lauded for their innovations, and the Incan people were culturally well founded and amazing engineers. You don't have to be super smart to tell the difference. Look at a history book, google it, or look at a goddamn map. There are articles on Wikipedia you can read. tl;dr: google the fucking differences, asshat and stop being ignorant. It takes two seconds to realize how different these civilizations were from one another. From the way the dress, to their religion, to their fucking cities and architecture. Shit man, pick up a history book. Just because they're all mesoamerican civilizations doesn't mean that they're almost exactly alike.
Buddy you have problems, the average person would not know that, you honestly need to to calm down, im sorry that the average person does not know what they are talking about, i go to a hyper advanced school which i will not release the name but it is top 10 in the nation. US that is.
Anyone else come back now and then just to listen to the announcer completely sell this gods lore. Ps because of this Ah Puch has become my favorite god in any mythology.
I like the German Version of the lore Way more. In the German Version its mentioned that ah puch collect the dead bodys to build a Mountain of human corpses for him to Climb out of the whole that contains the 9th hell to walk the Earth himself.
Looks like a really cool god. A tip for future reveals: this felt really rushed. The announcer talked so fast, I couldn't keep up with what the abilities were doing while Ah Puch did them on screen. It even seemed like sometimes the next sentence started before the previous one finished, maybe because of weird audio cuts. After just watching the video and without looking at the god's abilities/stats, I would only be able to take away that this god is a mid lane mage that uses corpses. I have no idea how it works.
Pretty awesome new god, but I hope HiRez does some purely utility gods for advanced users. They're pretty fun to play properly and can change games up drastically from the norm.
Wait, "Ah-Pwash"? Huh... That'll take some getting used to. It sounds like an onomatopoeia for a messy splashing sound, so now I can't avoid the mental image of Ah Puch tripping and faceplanting in a puddle of water in the middle of some road every time I hear his name now.
WolFaun Either that, or an image of Anubis pranking him by surprise-pushing him into the swimming pool before he could finish his piña colada. Anubis doesn't appreciate other underworld/death gods getting in his turf and stealing his thunder.
i think they messed it up though, the mayans use the "ch" as a "k", i live near by some towns that have people who speak mayan (not the original because that one is extinct, they use a type of mix of spanish and mayan) and they call "ah-puch" as "ah-puK", so maybe the devs of Smite messed it up?
Miguel Campos Really? I don't know if you are joking or not. I haven't read either of those lores. I always thought Guan Yu was just a chinese God of Warish type person, Like the guy off of Dynasty Warriors. And Ah Cab to just be irrelevant.
Miguel Campos Guan Yu became a god for the China 'cause they loved his loyalty, courage and pride, 'cause he protected his people from harm. Not a bad person, to me :)
"Here is a quick guide to blowing your enemies ...*Video buffers* . *I stare at the screen and slowly shut down my computer before the video continues.*
His ult may possibly need changed, here's what I think remove the damage and make it knock back in the direction your facing. Other then That I like him, he is really fun feeling to use
No one will ever be more OP than bellona when she came out and the first few weeks, 200 health every 3 hits with some life steal, increased ranged increased damage and attack speed and life steal with ult and passive increased move speed, extended range on autos, take away your autos, stun you, block your autos, slow you easily. No one will ever be more op than her before nerf. EVER.
Kevin A when nemesis was released her shield blocked 100% damage, I used to dive into the most damaging ults I could find to heal, which would typically kill the enemy god aswell if I was fed....release nemesis was always fed.
Kevin A You must have a short memory. Most gods are OP on release. Geb's ult did 50% of a targets current hp as damage, his shield was based on percent hp instead of level, etc. Guan Yu was pretty crazy because of his ultimate. It was a pretty big area where he first did a bit of damage, then he slowed for a large amount on a second strike, then he stunned for a second (or more?), all the while doing insane damage. (May not be 100% accurate, that was a _long_ time ago.) Bellona probably doesn't crack top 5 when it comes to how overpowered someone is on release.
Nope geb did not do 50% i remember him he was my favorite i only played him for 2 weeks, it was not 50%. More like 25-35. Bellona was defiantly top 5 most op upon release sorry but uh yea you're wrong. Nemesis was also very op i heard but i have not played her upon release.
oh the announcer REAAAALLYYYY enjoyed this one didnt she?
Indeed. She went from normal to possessed in record time.
she sounds like the type of women to seduce you and then rip your soul out lol she's a lowkey siren
Krauser Cruz oh je
Probably her main
Meryl Streep of Lore Telling.
Is anyone gonna talk about how the announcer went from talking normal to all intense like? o.o
Sevarate I had to skip the lore... it was freaky. :S
Sevarate Hahahahha I laughed so hard when she got so fucking cheesy
Sevarate #too Spooky for me
Sevarate #2spooky4me
#2spooky4me
A mayan mother is tucking her kid to bed:
-"Mommy, tell me a bedtime story!"
-"Once upon a time, there was this guy called Ah Puch..."
-"Nevermind, good night, mom!"
-"Hehehe, works every time..."
The only thing left Hi-Rez hasn't change is the health bar status since the beginning of the game lol.
I like how the narrator now impersonates the God she is talking about. First the "ssss" with Medusa, now the tone of Ah Puch. Good job!
Medussssa*
@@ash4d lol!
Must've been hard for Mayans to live normally...
-Hey what happened to John?
-He had a stroll in the jungle at night and got dragged into Oblivion by Ah Puch.
-Oh...
lmao
To John......?
@@6324210 its just an example name
I think I just found my new main. *very heavy breathing*
The Horned King Didnt you die consumed by the cauldron? Go back in there hellspawn or i will call Taron
Daeto B
Hmpf. Oh how scared I am.
The Horned King me 2, straight to diamond with this one.
The Horned King he will come, I'm sure, I hope he does
He seems average to me. He's not insane like Medusa and Bellona were on their first days out.
This was a huge jump for these videos and probably my favorite one so far (Although my first time hearing about chaac and his corn was a nice giggle) this was really well done and I love the art change at the beginning. And the narrarator did so well this time around. Showing people how certain skills work together is a great addition to these videos.
dammit I was getting a midnight snack and found myself in the ninth hell again
Anubis ,Thanatos, Hades, and Ah Puch, Death squad roll out
Hmm thats a team id like to send back to hell
Asher Phillips You forgot Zhong Kui
LooGiezz wow I forgot him
Bobby Montez worse has been pulled off
Osiris needs some love too. ;)
ah puch ult = black friday at walmart confirmed
Bryan the cat scientist lmao
Faire Verona I’m dead 😂😭
Anubis: 'There can only be one death god, here...'
Arrow Sith Lord Thanatos would agree as well
Dovahchief117 and hades (I know, god of underworld not death but close enough)
Arrow Sith Lord And then corpse explode in front of anubis face:Oh, why i am dead?
Arrow Sith Lord Athena, Ares and Bellona are laughing at this.
Wolfeur Athena and Ares are brother and sister.
heres a cool change, instead of making his corpses explode he resurects them as summons
Yeah, they could revive after the explosion, or if he drains them with his passive, or even if he dies and they all rise at once to exact revenge in their dread master’s name.
My new favorite god and one of the best god reveals I have seen very informative and really helps you understand how the god works i think Hi rez should make all of their god reveals like this
I'm too scared to play Smite at night now...thx a lot Obama.
Nikkimond why? what does my nigga do?
NightEye obama stole my kfc, i rito
that awkward moment when you confuse Mictlantecuhtli for Kisin and Kisin for Ah Puch
Dat ulti..... in arena match o my god
Now imagine joust
Marcos Ale Molina M It reminds me of the Horde from Left 4 Dead .
Ah Puch, with Hades or Odin. Welcome to the ninth level of early game Hel.
Get it?
Tbadman Soziman I just tried it in joust, there is no where to go haha
Tbadman Soziman Assault.
Its funny that it is said in the end of the video that priority is ult -> something -> something... when in the middle part of the video the player clearly skipped lvling ult for the sake of maxing the second and the first skill first :).
They really need to add Inca gods like the whole mythology behind its so interesting.
vviczz1 Got mayan already, inca doesnt sound as cool idk, its a bit close but i guess they do have things like greeks to romans thats similar very similar actually.
Kevin A They have nothing similar lol its like comparing hindu gods with greek gods... nothing alike, they never even met. You need to read about Inca mythology tbh.
It doesn't matter what it truely was, that is how people interpret it tbh....inca mayan and aztec ask someone random any day who is not super smart they will think same shit.
Kevin A What? How. What? Have you even read a history book? No one with a high school level intelligence is going to say the Mayans and the Aztecs were the same as the Incans. Have you seen Emperor's New Groove? I doubt that's very close to actual Incan civilization, but it paints a distinct picture difference between Inca and the rest of those civilizations. Incans weren't even based in central America, their capitol, Cusco, is in Peru, in South America. No one's gonna say Machu Picchu was made by the Mayans and no one's going to say Tenochtitlan was an Incan city. Their languages were vastly different as well. No Incan's gonna be speaking Nahuatl because Quechua is entirely different. As well, Incans were a mountainous people 'cause they lived in the Andes and Peru. Machu Picchu was a mountainous structure. They didn't even have Pyramids, holy shit. Pachacuti is VASTLY different from Montezuma and Pacal. Even their sacrifices were so vastly different from other cultures. Incans only sacrificed children and not only were they picky about it, but to be chosen as a messenger to the gods via sacrifice was an absolute honor in the Incan empire. They didn't believe adults had what it took to be a gift to be sacrificed.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW DIFFERENT THOSE CIVILIZATIONS ARE. And it's offensive to the people who are descendants of the Incas, the Mayans, and the Aztecs to say there is no difference between them because they can very well tell you the difference. The Aztecs were feared deeply, the Mayans are still lauded for their innovations, and the Incan people were culturally well founded and amazing engineers. You don't have to be super smart to tell the difference. Look at a history book, google it, or look at a goddamn map. There are articles on Wikipedia you can read.
tl;dr: google the fucking differences, asshat and stop being ignorant. It takes two seconds to realize how different these civilizations were from one another. From the way the dress, to their religion, to their fucking cities and architecture. Shit man, pick up a history book. Just because they're all mesoamerican civilizations doesn't mean that they're almost exactly alike.
Buddy you have problems, the average person would not know that, you honestly need to to calm down, im sorry that the average person does not know what they are talking about, i go to a hyper advanced school which i will not release the name but it is top 10 in the nation. US that is.
Why doesn't he use the Spooky Ghost Owls in any of his abilities? You just gotta have the Spooky Ghost Owls!
I want a more accurate redesign with the spooky ghost owls and a wreath of human eyes.
I don't know how the audio quality of these videos gets worse every video but it is quite impressive
the voice acting was a little livelier good to see they are enjoying their work
Anyone else come back now and then just to listen to the announcer completely sell this gods lore.
Ps because of this Ah Puch has become my favorite god in any mythology.
when I saw the lore video the other day, I was like oh shit new god. I can't get enough of death gods!!
Loved the announcer going for the B-movie horror style!!
Creeping me out like this and then casually moving on to explaining the abilities..this lady really knows how to make my day better.
The Mayans seem to have a lot of gods of the night.
I love how we get this dark scary god of decay and then the next god is the squirrel god.
I like the German Version of the lore Way more.
In the German Version its mentioned that ah puch collect the dead bodys to build a Mountain of human corpses for him to Climb out of the whole that contains the 9th hell to walk the Earth himself.
He looks very similar to Gravedigger from HoN. Almost the same.
The lore part was so good.......
Wait a min...did the announcer actually pronounce a god's name right for once?
I can't believe it :P
NightEye Wait, what gods did the announcer previously pronounce incorrectly?
Chocholicious98 alot, from what ive understood watching this series she misspronounced quite a number of them
Nope.
They God medusa right though so yeah.
+The Swedish spirit Medusa isnt a god
Might as well call this guy 3spooky5me (because Hades already does the 2spooky4me dance)
Tremble in fear, for the ah-puchalypse is here!
Looks like a really cool god. A tip for future reveals: this felt really rushed. The announcer talked so fast, I couldn't keep up with what the abilities were doing while Ah Puch did them on screen. It even seemed like sometimes the next sentence started before the previous one finished, maybe because of weird audio cuts. After just watching the video and without looking at the god's abilities/stats, I would only be able to take away that this god is a mid lane mage that uses corpses. I have no idea how it works.
Very good early naration. The description and wording really fit the austhetics of the God.
It's interesting to see how little his kit has changed over time.
"Horrific" is one hell of a way to describe him Gods be damned sounds more like a horror story
That lore voice was on point, gj!
Simba and Mufasa Dislike this video for the ult.
Sol Warrior Also dislikes from all the orcs fighting in Minas Tirith battle
What does his ult have anything to do with them
jacker thedude I ask that question with a question. How did Mufasa die in the movie?
Sol Warrior oh yeah eh died by bring stomped around by the crowd of running Bulls
jacker thedude The best way to go IMO Kappa
"The god of decay is cray far away you shall stay."
Trading escape ability for combo potential...reminds me of Anubis. I think Ah Puch is going to be right up my alley.
It's like the announcer read one long sentence. Breathe, lady! Breathe!
Why don't I get those icons above corpses like 5:23 when I wanna detonate?
When you said Ah Puch's ultimate was the largest I though it would cover all the lanes :p
Pretty awesome new god, but I hope HiRez does some purely utility gods for advanced users. They're pretty fun to play properly and can change games up drastically from the norm.
Wait, "Ah-Pwash"? Huh... That'll take some getting used to. It sounds like an onomatopoeia for a messy splashing sound, so now I can't avoid the mental image of Ah Puch tripping and faceplanting in a puddle of water in the middle of some road every time I hear his name now.
WolFaun Either that, or an image of Anubis pranking him by surprise-pushing him into the swimming pool before he could finish his piña colada.
Anubis doesn't appreciate other underworld/death gods getting in his turf and stealing his thunder.
WolFaun Really? To me it's more of a mental image of his zombies splattering all over people.
Looking at the name the first time I was like Ahh, Puck. Like a bird going ahhhh puck idk
i think they messed it up though, the mayans use the "ch" as a "k", i live near by some towns that have people who speak mayan (not the original because that one is extinct, they use a type of mix of spanish and mayan) and they call "ah-puch" as "ah-puK", so maybe the devs of Smite messed it up?
😂😂
the area of his ult is just insane o.o i love it!
Will this be the evilest god in the game?
Miguel Campos Really? I don't know if you are joking or not. I haven't read either of those lores. I always thought Guan Yu was just a chinese God of Warish type person, Like the guy off of Dynasty Warriors. And Ah Cab to just be irrelevant.
The Zerk I think that title belongs to Scylla.
Miguel Campos Guan Yu became a god for the China 'cause they loved his loyalty, courage and pride, 'cause he protected his people from harm. Not a bad person, to me :)
The Zerk What about when Set arrives (he will someday)? He is literally The God of Evil.
The Horned King oh yea!!, the evil god of the desert will come.
I was just thinking which god should be my main mid, and I think I got the answer now.
This guy needs a 'Thriller' skin. Just give him the red suit and make his zombies all swagged up with like some shades :D
i love the maraca sounds he makes with his mask
I realy likes the way she changed the voice in the lore 😊
2spooky4me skin confirmed
DoubleTapGaming spooki skeri skeleton incumin m9, so spooki that u wil shit 420 briks Xdd
you were right
"Here is a quick guide to blowing your enemies ...*Video buffers* .
*I stare at the screen and slowly shut down my computer before the video continues.*
"Remember to eat corpses you don't plan on detonating" I bet she thought she'd never have to say that sentence ever in her life.
I wander if ah puch and chernobog are friends
love the narrator and the new lore style
Japanese gods FUCKING WHEN !!!
Miguel Campos celtic was the british before the romans.
CrossHarry Not just british, they were in a part of France too
I want to see Susano in the next year
I think they are adding Morrigan and introducing the Celtic Pantheon next update after Ah Puch
Lulcielid Novaldie And slavic pantheon!.
His ult may possibly need changed, here's what I think remove the damage and make it knock back in the direction your facing. Other then That I like him, he is really fun feeling to use
Lore Lady is really good at her job why is she not a God in this game!
Wait, so Ah Puch can toss and eat corpses, but Kali can’t drink blood?
"There is a vacancy in the ninth hell and he only wishes to fill it" Dang he must be lonely.
you know who i want to see in smite... the four horsemen of the apocalypse
lol he looks fucking terrifying, love it
why did she talk like that?
To enforce the fact that the god is truly evil
Akosa117 ahahahah, that completely took me by surprise
Wow. His ultimate covers A LOT of space. It covered the whole fire giant's.... home. Or whatever it is.
This God Reveal could have been awesome for Halloween.
holy crap i love the artwork
Ahh my favorite out of all the gods oh he holds a special 0lace in my heart
I LOVE the voice actor
i just got over my Bellona/Medusa nightmares and now this D:
Looks like an interesting god to have in the arsenal.
No one will ever be more OP than bellona when she came out and the first few weeks, 200 health every 3 hits with some life steal, increased ranged increased damage and attack speed and life steal with ult and passive increased move speed, extended range on autos, take away your autos, stun you, block your autos, slow you easily. No one will ever be more op than her before nerf. EVER.
Kevin A when nemesis was released her shield blocked 100% damage, I used to dive into the most damaging ults I could find to heal, which would typically kill the enemy god aswell if I was fed....release nemesis was always fed.
Kevin A You must have a short memory. Most gods are OP on release. Geb's ult did 50% of a targets current hp as damage, his shield was based on percent hp instead of level, etc.
Guan Yu was pretty crazy because of his ultimate. It was a pretty big area where he first did a bit of damage, then he slowed for a large amount on a second strike, then he stunned for a second (or more?), all the while doing insane damage. (May not be 100% accurate, that was a _long_ time ago.)
Bellona probably doesn't crack top 5 when it comes to how overpowered someone is on release.
Nope geb did not do 50% i remember him he was my favorite i only played him for 2 weeks, it was not 50%. More like 25-35. Bellona was defiantly top 5 most op upon release sorry but uh yea you're wrong. Nemesis was also very op i heard but i have not played her upon release.
Kevin A Yes, it was 50% at rank 5.
well rank 5 and if you are fed then maybe, i am saying this from personal experience been to long, and to old haha i guess i am wrong....sorry buddy.
I just want to say that the narrator from Battleblock theater would be great for this. Just that ._. . Bye
You should have the guy (I forgot his name) from "know your enemy" as narrator for these kind of videos
That lore section escalated quickley
ISO is so OP with his ult. It's awesome.
Can't wait to play as him
Aaaaww... i thought he will do a LOT of summons, like the corpses are walking by themselves, and then BOOM, like Nu Wa's soldiers...
ah punch, kukkulkan and all Mayan gods are my favorites
an god guide in the god reveal? ill take it
Mictlantecuhtli is not evil! He is what he is!!
Well... He is going to do great in assault with that ult and passive.
I love the music.
I wish they would add Konshu. Who is with me?!
*REMEMBER TO ALWAYS EAT CORPSES YOU DON'T PLAN TO DETONATE*
we need more gods like him
Ah push +live stile = good goddess
Good god *
"Serve your MUSTARD once mooore" - Ah Puch 2015
Jesus she zoomed through his lore like the period was never invented O.0
Hah! Gravekeeper from HoN (my fave), Im so gonna rock this God. Also the ult resembles that skill from Warcraft 3.(rts)
Ah Pooh. Looks like an OP combo. 3,1,2 then ult :D
once you learn to play this guy he is easily the new most powerful god in this game
Ah Puch should get a Matador skin which changes his ult spirits into raging bulls
I can already feel the broken heals from here
Also this god reminds me a lot of the Witch Doctor from Diablo 3 :D
I hate that I'm being that guy, but "macabre" is pronounced "ma-cob". Cool character, though!
Alex Arft Not really, "Macabre" was originally borrowed from french, where in this case only the "e" at the end of the word is silent.
AerrowDynamics Yes, it's a french word, but the e isn't even silent... we pronounce it.. lol
Remus John Lupin Oh yeah, I forgot that some pronounce it with the "e" at the end.
Yeah, I see a lot of folks saying "Mah Cah Breh."
I would love too get the music box track used in the back ground, so calming, no matter how twisted :D
That change of tone XD I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂