Earning The Golden Crown Without Holy Mountains [FULL RUN]
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
- The entire No Holy Mountain Golden Crown run challenge for my 1900th win in Noita. I also tried including the chat to see if people liked that more. I didn't plan to post this run to youtube so my sound effects were on during the stream. Sorry if they are annoying! Thanks for watching =)
Twitch: / dunkorslam
Twitter: / dunkorslam
#Noita
Rejoice UA-cam frogs, we finally get to eat again
I have hungered for noita content lately.
We have been fed quite recently this …. This is the a buffet from the god himself
@@Jackthat1 well eat my child, for we have been blessed with a gracious meal from his sweatiness
that's my line......
Finally some good friggin food
*Dunk* : looking for Firestone for all the game
*Also Dunk* : 6:18:58 Staring on the Kivaskivi in the east wandmart pointing at it for 3 seconds
*Kivaskivi* : Stares back at Dunk in confusion
*Dunk* : "Damn it, where is my firestone game?"
Some timestamps to outline Dunk's strategy in this long-ass video:
0:02:11 - 0:13:55: partial clear of Mines; main takeaway is a Slimeball wand for weak but infinite digging
0:18:45 - 0:58:23: partial clear of Overgrown Cavern, leaving good wands at the top
1:04:42 - 1:21:33: gets HP from the Dark Cave, using Wiggling Egg + Iceball to make Worm Blood for vision
1:27:57 - 2:44:08: clears rest of Overgrown Cavern
3:14:02 - 3:20:56: uses Heart Mage trick in Snowy Depths/Magical Temple to get 3k max HP
3:36:44 - 3:38:06: kills High Alchemist using multicast homing Bomb wand
3:51:10 - 4:12:18: first wand edit: after ferrying all wands to Glimmer room, makes Ping-Pong Lumi, tele, and infinite heal wands
4:14:40 - 4:24:50: tunnels to Buried Eye and Hourglass rooms; finds Spells to Power, Heavy Shot, and Black Hole
4:26:45 - 4:56:14: gets a surprise Treasure Chest, tunnels to Throne Room, cheeses Grandmaster for Mana Stone
5:05:11 - 6:05:15: goes through main area and Tower for more wands and spells, and uses Heart Mage to get 9k HP
6:07:03 - 6:19:40: needs to boost heal wand to keep up with HP; finds Piercing and Boomerang in East Parallel Overgrown Cavern
6:38:44 - 6:41:09: tunnels to Forgotten Cave for Sunseed
6:45:50 - 6:46:17: Dunk grabs the Essence of Water, which does its best to kill the run
6:51:40 - 6:54:35: grabs the rest of the four Essences and takes them to the Essence Eater
6:56:30 - 7:11:32: Dunk wanders hopelessly, trying to un-kill the run, until RNGesus relents
7:17:23 - 7:22:10: grabs another Sunseed from East Parallel World
7:22:50 - 8:03:47: Sun Quest 1: creates the New Sun at the center of the Moon
8:09:20 - 8:50:25: Sun Quest 2: grabs the five Essences/Stones and creates the Dark Sun at the center of the Dark Moon
8:52:35 - 8:54:47: listens to chat while building Kolmi-killer wand and crashes game
8:57:33 - 9:02:03: somehow, success!
Edit: I was wondering why the heal wand at 4:04:32 works; Alpha copies Healing Bolt, even though it's the second spell in the wand, rather than the first. The answer:
- Alpha casts the first spell in the discard (spells that have already been cast), or, if there are no spells in the discard, the first in the hand (those currently being cast)
- normally, the first spell in the wand will be discarded first, so Alpha will actually copy the first spell in the wand, but some effects discard spells out of that order
- in this wand, everything gets cast at once, and because Healing Bolt is out of charges it goes to the discard before Alpha is evaluated, so it's the spell that Alpha copies
I think the "Reduce Recharge" is a modifier, so the actual spell that is being replicated is the heal spell.
@@ifroad33 No, Alpha will copy modifier spells normally (e.g. Heavy Shot + Arrow + Alpha + Arrow will cast two Heavy Shot Arrows). I was pretty sure that the issue here was that Alpha first checks the "discard" (spells that have already been cast) to determine the first spell in the wand, and in weird cases that won't actually give the first spell in the wand, but I wasn't sure WHY Healing Bolt was in the discard.
I think I've figured it out after playing around in Noita Wand Simulator: if a wand tries to cast a spell and that spell is out of charges, that spell is immediately discarded. When this wand is evaluating Alpha (along with the rest of the spells), it has already passed over and discarded Healing Bolt, so Alpha sees that as first. If the Healing Bolt still had charges, or if it was replaced by a spell with unlimited charges, then Alpha would copy Reduce Recharge instead.
@@Callanthekiter But "Heavy Shot + Arrow" would be the same as "Reduce Recharge + Heal Bolt", because it is a Modifier + Spell.
EDIT: Nevermind I misread your comment. I understand now I think. :D Thanks for explaining
1:12 AHAHHAHA "It's nice to see more streamers try out Noita :) Have fun" funniest twitch chat message ive seen
Just a positive message. I watch all your video’s!! And I leave them running for my cat when I work. The content is great and your videos are super helpful
NEW DUNK VIDEO. HONEY !!!!! cancel my appointments !!! thank you for making new content. i love watching all these videos. i learned everything i know from you. i have done an 11 orb run so far and will do the sun quest next ! thank you for hooking me back into this majestic game after i let it sleep for years. much love dude keep on doing what you are doing.
Thanks for including the chat on screen!
My thirst is quenched. I dont have time and energy to play noita.....your vids bring my memories back. Thanks
Truly a master, at 5:11:47 he is asked about when he expects to win and he says 4 hours when there's 4 hours left on the video, nice.
Love your videos, you’re the only streamer that I would watch if I was on that platform. I’ve spent so many hours watching you here. XD But none of it was time wasted or boring at all, you’re the sweatiest gamer of all time.
WE REALLY APPRECIATE THE FULL RUN UPLOADS!
@6:46:18 lol, I watched this snippet like 10 times now. My reaction in Noita most of the time :D
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
WE'RE BLESSED WITH ANOTHER RUN! YES!!
ok this run is cool and all but we all know we are just here for 7:05:34
No spoilers for the frogs
Happy to see you uploaded this one
6:11:12 look Paha Silmä
Never doubt to upload epic long runs again for us youtube peeps. I probably dont speak for all of us, but at least for me this was very entertaining, soothing and educational. Keep em coming champ. Much love from Sweden
3:08:43 "Nukes for digging? I don't think so." Hits different since daa130 just lost his world record winning streak a couple of days ago by attempting to use a nuke for digging.
this is the longest video ive watched in yt
worth it
u better thank me for the 9 hr watch time dunk
You see, he actually took damage at the start to bait the non-believers.
Appreciate leaving chat interactions on, even having the chat itself feels pretty good. Thanks for the uploads as usual!
I really was really almost cry 6:46:55 😂😂
Just found you. Love your shit. I love this game. I suck at it. Hard. Your vids help greatly. Danke!
Finally, after all these years... We get a new video
I am sending prayers to God so that Chase uploads more frequently
Regarding eventual Elden Ring ascendency : to me, regular Noita is like if Pacman had a baby with Elden Ring.
I haven't tried nightmare yet. I can't even beat Hiisi base right now.
Was worth missing last stream for this upload
wow i have so many questions after this run. unbelievable what you have to (or can) know about noita. I dont even understand how those wands work, or why the black hole made lava into water with a oil? to something red? modifier (ok just a lava to blood modifier lol). Then all those secrets like the little hut or that there is another land beyond the earth esence. Or what essences do and where all those bosses are, the hearthmage cheese or how to increase the heal bolt by such an massive amount through boomerang and piercing.
Unbelievable deep game there is no way you find all that stuff by try and error you need a whole community and a wiki to find all that knowledge.
5:12:07 dunk casually estimates the time the run will finish within 10 minutes
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
5:11:49 Now that's a badass estimation right there....
6:46:21 dat feeling man
Apotheosis
Dunk my american Noita-friend,,,i have a question. In the 1st stage,,,on the right side ,,behind the lava sea,,,when i jump down by the brige,,there is a room with a "small spaceship",,a domino- stone,, and i can control the "spaceship",,,,,,what the f...... should i to do in this room?
If the answer is pending then here's my half-drenched take, I think the spaceship is an easter egg / reference to some other i can't remember, and not much use of it except recently added an option for spaceship to carry a 'friend' :-) for some, better or worse use
I think the chat misread your channel name as "DrunkenSpam" this time. It was actually getting out of hand, usually I quite enjoy watching the twitch chat do its thing, but not this time.
Hi, Dunk! I really LOVE your streams and videos, ur the most interesting and funny streamer I've ever seen. U helped me get my first win, 33 orb boss kill and done sun quest. Also, thanks to you, I began to understand English better. I don’t regret a single hour spent watching you. Thank you so much, you are truly a really good person❤️
The amount of effort the graph took along with him using it too give you shit has too be the highlight of any noita run for me. Your community is awesome.
Great Video my man! took me a few days to get throgh it since I dont have that much free time but i thorougly enjoyed it all.
Also the Chat may stay, somehow its really fun if you combine your calm and collected self with the pure unadulterated chaos that is twitch-chat.
1:42:16 But thats the point! I often watch your streams as comfy background noise to fall asleep.
2:35:20 The out of context clips are great. I'm dying.
I was there for the stream, but wanted to congratulate you again on a great run.
6:46:15 - the paha silma incident
I can't believe I just watched 9 hour run in one sitting. I can't concentrate on work for 15 minutes!
ps. thank you dunk for full uploads
we want more runs on yt :D
eyyy i have been waiting for a new uplod to tell you that you got me back into this game and now i have 2 wins under my belt!
thanks for the condensed knowledge bombs!
i think the chat and their wacky sounds somehow make these vids even better
cant you do the dark sun in ng+? and is there an eye in ng+?
that eye droped from above by noita gods
What happened to his hair? Maybe we will see it grow back in these 9 hours to full glory.
I like hearing the sound effects, because your reactions to them are often golden.
'I doubt this is entertaining to watch' man, it is
4 hours in and still Dunk is just hanging around wand-mart.
Had a really good run going. Immunities to just about everything, 2k+ hp, was accumulating the spells for a wand to kill 33 orb NG+1 Kolmi, and getting ready to start into NG+ when my game crashed and my save file corrupted. Saw this old livestream pop up and decided to watch.
I'm so sad rn. x_x This happens every time I try to go for peaceful ending.
the sound effects are part of the fun!
You're not by any chance removing debris and tree junk from culverts and drain pipes in some woods, removing beaver dams to remove lakes destroying forest roads on your day job, are you? post10 perhaps?
I'm just kidding!
I know, you're someone else. ^^...but the resemblance!
3:56 - the most dangerous sport is one most people don't really think of: cheerleading. All those areal acrobatics with no safety equipment on a concrete floor without even having crash pads. College and highschool cheerleading accounts for more than 2/3rds of all catastropic sports injuries in the US. The next highest is gymnastics, which is under 10%.
2:32:00 not the first time you say this but does something cool needs to happen though? the run itself is challenging and interesting so why not? I understand not uploading every single win to youtube because most of them are boring but if you do smth special don't see why not upload it
don't forget that such content is precious to people who don't watch livestreams and love long runs. most of these people probably have already watched all the long vids on your channel and would love to get yet another even if it has 'nothing cool happening' while still being a unique run
Hi Twitch chat!
Dunk, for the love move your microphone away from the keyboard. Your earlier videos weren’t like this. Sigh….
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
"shouldn't go on UA-cam unless something crazy happens."
popcorn munching intensifies
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA
54:23 Massive shoutout to Dunk for going through and editing out a piss break in a 9 hour vod... what a legend
lets go
the sounds are annoying but i desperately love how the chat will random devolve into a war when someone sets them off
"It may be hours before our first heal"
-- 5 minutes in, already mid-life :'D
1:29:42 я прихуел
Good tip is to pick up and put down any wand you find so if its spinning, you know you checked it
After seeing some of your videos, doing different runs. And looking up the Map of the game. I was wondering, is there a "Legit" way to actually obtain a lot of these things floating high in the sky or far below the map in "hell" without using Blackholes and Teleportation to get around? Or is that the "Legit" way? :)
Thanks to your previous video I've just finished the Sun Quest in one run colliding the 2 suns, even killed the boss with the Sun while at it.
Then I forgot to put the Salt on the altar and proceded to kill myself with poly without actually winning the game like a moron. Unlocked Omega Black Hole though and earned the crown, so I'm happy.
Oh also for some reason the Evil Eye didn't spawn in it's usual place and I noticed waaaay to far in the run to actually consider starting a new run, so I thought "well, it's not my fault that it didn't spawn, I'll cheat it into the game..." I didn't really want to do that but after something like 14 hours in 3 days it wasn't a nice thing to discover and I was a bit sad and really annoyed by this... but exactly while I was considering this option I opened a treasure chest and IT WAS THERE!
I wonder if dunk would have allowed reroll on the leggy chest perk farm
Pleaase remove stuff like the knocking on the door. Cant sleep to this
2:48:38 I see a Honkai Impact enjoyer on the twitch chat. I'm proud
I did notice the eye at 6:11:11 so it was very painful to see him be sad about losing the eye at 6:46:18. Luckily he found it back at 7:11:38. Some viewers said that he passed the eye during his travels, but nobody sent a clip to him so he did not believe them. Wish I was there live to point him towards the eye D:
Alfredo pizza is all I can have normally. Tomato products hurt me. Alfredo on pizza is pretty good. But I will say I miss pizza sauce so much sometimes.
Don't apologize for the chat.
Noisy chat is just fun.
2:22:08
Funniest chat noise of the run
Last night's stream died for this 😭
!quack
2:23:23 Get on the damn desk Dunk. xD
6:46:18 OMG why?!?!?!
7:11:58 redemption
I got my first win while listening to this video, I've watched you for awhile it has been a huge help in getting my first win and then getting my second win in half the time the next morning :)
!wands
Now Do Amulet of Yendor without Holy Mountains.
How do you just play a game for 9 hrs I don't understand
I did a 27 hour long run live on twitch like 4 months ago. I deleted the video afterwards though because when I went to post it to UA-cam I just felt like it was too boring as I was getting less and less talkative as the time went on.
MAKE A NEW TIER LIST FOR NOITA@@DunkOrSlam
@@DunkOrSlam is there any way to watch this? I would give everything I have...
hey can you make a classic noita playtrough guide teaching mostly spells and wand crafting?
chat and sound effects , what a treat
Cutting out your piss break was completely unnecessary, but appreciated.
Thank goodness I just finished watching all the noita videos darkviperau vods posted I really needed this
2:30:00 "is this going to be on youtube? Probably not" oh so something really interesting is going to happen huh
6:10:27 what is that spell?
!wands
double dippin on some dunk
!wands
chat is useful
only 2 more hours and the Suspense is high if Dunk can recover or not