Times Bill Maher Made Fun of Bimbos

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @WalterDWormack214
    @WalterDWormack214 3 роки тому +11

    The shot at the late Fred Thompson was HILARIOUS!

  • @rodprops
    @rodprops 4 роки тому +95

    "Lindsay Lohan, drink Canada Dry, is a slogan, not a dare"!
    I see what he did there! 😂😂

    • @ConnbineHarvester
      @ConnbineHarvester 3 роки тому +2

      @Dude Sweet celticcanada.com/saw-sign-said-drink-canada-dry/ ... It's an old joke.

  • @cheriehall9066
    @cheriehall9066 4 роки тому +75

    As always I love ya Bill Maher!

  • @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88
    @Benson_aka_devils_advocate_88 4 роки тому +18

    This made me realize just how long Bill has been doing this show. And I remember watching this before UA-cam was even a thing!

  • @goofeybutreal4398
    @goofeybutreal4398 3 роки тому +6

    “Star Jones must put the weight back on.” I lost it.

  • @JT-xj1pg
    @JT-xj1pg 4 роки тому +28

    This is a real treat to end the year

  • @wkgurr
    @wkgurr 2 роки тому +36

    Give this foul mouth a congressional medal of honor! His unstinting dedication to fighting against bigotry and hypocrisy certainly would merit an award like this.

  • @tracer740
    @tracer740 4 роки тому +13

    As always ... funniest material on TV!

  • @pdoylemi
    @pdoylemi 4 роки тому +65

    One of his best was not in here. After being called a sexist for his takedowns of Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachmann he said, *_"I don't criticize them because they HAVE breasts, I criticize them because they ARE boobs!"_*

    • @Outlier999
      @Outlier999 Рік тому

      And all liberal women are intellectual giants? I'm sure he knows better than that,

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 роки тому +187

    Bills New Rules are brilliant and very very funny. His take down of all those Fox News bimbos was savage. Totally correct. They all look the same and sound the same. Like a production line of bigoted Stepford wives.

    • @michamcv.1846
      @michamcv.1846 4 роки тому +1

      yeah we need more liberal left lgbt multiculti for our TV-News Facade , lets make it everone looks different and sound different while *saying* *the* *same* !!!
      God *WHO* would pay reporter for their research and work? , what a nonsense of wasting of time and money.
      just give them their clowns-make-up and let thoose bitches read down what my Israel & Chinese Investors like to hear!

    • @johnp1277
      @johnp1277 3 роки тому +1

      now that you mentioned it, ..that's why you never see them and the Stepford wive's in the same room !

    • @rayhans7887
      @rayhans7887 3 роки тому +1

      @@michamcv.1846 U gonna cry?

    • @mikeoxmall3847
      @mikeoxmall3847 3 роки тому

      I know right?! And now that we know they all had to blow the bosses to get the job it makes sense why they're all blonde bimbos!! 😂🤣

    • @stephencook8001
      @stephencook8001 2 роки тому

      Not as bad as the fat ugly pigs on the view,,do they hav any viewers left,unlike fox who hav 10× cnn viewers,, bottom line sex sells and so does the truth

  • @specialized29er86
    @specialized29er86 2 роки тому +6

    Priceless and spot on.

  • @FatNorthernBigot
    @FatNorthernBigot 4 роки тому +48

    "like... Don't let me miss the open door.". Wise words indeed.

  • @1Tomrider
    @1Tomrider 4 роки тому +66

    Blonde to cop: When I came out of the salon I saw a man driving away in my car.
    Cop: Did you get a look at him so that you could ID him?
    Blonde: No, but I got the license number!

    • @PDCConstruction-pi1rd
      @PDCConstruction-pi1rd 4 роки тому

      ×× LICENSE PLATE NUMBER****

    • @tantiwahopak101
      @tantiwahopak101 4 роки тому

      @@PDCConstruction-pi1rd what did he mean exactly?

    • @crhodes8377
      @crhodes8377 4 роки тому

      Damnit Schleprock you ruined another bad joke.

    • @helenaquin1797
      @helenaquin1797 Рік тому +1

      When you think about it, blonde jokes are really a kind of cloaked misogyny.

  • @MLe509
    @MLe509 4 роки тому +21

    Brilliant as always. Thanks for posting this. 😁😁

  • @frequentlycynical642
    @frequentlycynical642 4 роки тому +6

    Thank you! What a great compilation, and so unique!

  • @richardcontant4659
    @richardcontant4659 Рік тому +4

    Kardashian joke, loved it. 😂😂😂

  • @jamessifsof6901
    @jamessifsof6901 Рік тому +1

    Cornell West and the other guy rating the rules are some of the best parts of these clips.

  • @denniswalker5349
    @denniswalker5349 4 роки тому +4

    Drink Canada Dry is a slogan, not a challenge! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daves2304
    @daves2304 4 роки тому +14

    Bill Maher for president!

    • @daves2304
      @daves2304 4 роки тому +1

      Libertarian candidate 2024!

    • @davidd.8519
      @davidd.8519 3 роки тому

      If he ran they try to get rid of him the very first day just like Trump.you have to be a good old boy crooked ass politician to do that.

  • @n00f
    @n00f 2 роки тому +5

    5:30 jesus, I had forgotten about this. Thanks for making me cringe all over again.

  • @donberry7657
    @donberry7657 Рік тому +10

    Guy walks into a bar, says he's got a great dumb blonde joke.
    Blonde bartender says, "Before you tell it, be aware I'm a roller derby gal and the other 4 blondes here at the bar, well 1 is a SWAT cop, 1 is an MMA fighter, 1 is a women's prison guard and the other is a competitive weight lifter. Sure you want to tell your joke?"
    And the guy answers, "Well no, not if I have to explain it 5 times."

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 4 роки тому +27

    Where you been? More of these bro. Well done.

    • @mostlybillmaherclips1933
      @mostlybillmaherclips1933  4 роки тому +9

      Well, they can be hugely time-consuming, going through so many episodes to pluck out excerpts on a particular topic. So I don't always find the time to squeeze them in.
      If you or anyone would like to help make them a source of income for me, even if modest, I'd treat it more like a job and would keep them coming on a more regular basis. (See description.) But until then, you're going to have to excuse the time-outs.
      Regardless, I appreciate your support. Thanks. ;)

    • @ActorKevinOlson
      @ActorKevinOlson 4 роки тому

      Patricia Wright ,Sending him a message through Tumblr, or Overtime, I think are your best chance of him being told about it. Also, I would recommend writing to him. He writes blogs on tumblr and it isn’t overloaded with comments. Facebook and Twitter are also monitored by his staff. He probably has an Instagram account too. He often speaks about Social Media, and my impression is he doesn’t monitor his accounts. He never mentions tumblr, but he has several well thought out blogs there. I think you should write him and send it certified.

  • @torreyintahoe
    @torreyintahoe 4 роки тому +76

    movie with a female role model: Alien.

    • @vulturebitch
      @vulturebitch 4 роки тому +3

      @torreyintahoe I know, the sad part is that was it, until centuries later when the superheroes franchises started spitting out superwomen, AND STILL Capitain Ripley from Alien has continued to be the best and most amazing kickass superheroine for me (a woman) than any other ever. Also the Alien designed by H.R Giger helped a lot. I love it.

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 3 роки тому

      Terminator movies

    • @annoyed707
      @annoyed707 3 роки тому

      Erin Brockovich

    • @lenkacfk7155
      @lenkacfk7155 3 роки тому +3

      @Carlo Cocciolo , no, the most dangerous Alien was actually the Queen! So that is a potential female role model, too. Depending on how psycho you like your role models.

    • @aggressiveattitudeera887
      @aggressiveattitudeera887 3 роки тому +1

      G.I. Jane.

  • @lindacollins903
    @lindacollins903 2 роки тому +8

    Bill Maher is a national treasure ♥️

  • @XLatMaths
    @XLatMaths 4 роки тому +9

    Jesus Christ, Bill Maher was savage in the later ones.

  • @mikefromwa
    @mikefromwa 4 роки тому +214

    And yet...he's not wrong.

    • @zephrosyne
      @zephrosyne 4 роки тому +10

      @@Cng0308 That may all be true, but mikefromwa is still right.

    • @patriciawright8786
      @patriciawright8786 4 роки тому +3

      @@Cng0308--Yet, I bet that you like T-Dog?(This is the president's RAP name I gave him) IF, you are a T-Dog fan you can't call anyone else "vile, cheap, and low"! Because, they don't come anymore VILE, CHEAP, or LOW than T-Dog. Matter of fact, ANYONE who voted for him can't ever insult another American. Because, you put the biggest insult to our country in power, & now we can't get that dangerous fool out of there.

    • @bugeye8749
      @bugeye8749 4 роки тому

      Who said he wasn’t?

    • @sammavacaist
      @sammavacaist 4 роки тому

      He's wrong about all of it.

    • @rtm135
      @rtm135 4 роки тому +3

      @@sammavacaist ...because? Finish your thought... unless you're a 45 supporter... because they don't have actual thoughts.

  • @wernervanrooyen7866
    @wernervanrooyen7866 Рік тому +1

    Brilliant!

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary6184 4 роки тому +5

    1:19 Bill merges with the New Rules Sign, to become the hybrid man-sign

  • @petergreen2552
    @petergreen2552 4 роки тому +6

    The words fish barrel and shooting come to mind

  • @ptkk21
    @ptkk21 3 роки тому +5

    5:18 I didnt even realise she was speaking english for the first 4-5 words...

  • @metelicgunz146
    @metelicgunz146 4 роки тому +41

    'Decomposing faster than cnn's reputation" well that aged well

    • @far2ez539
      @far2ez539 2 роки тому

      Given the recent news, it aged perfectly.

  • @2013venjix
    @2013venjix 4 роки тому +11

    I Love this!!

  • @jasonmay8690
    @jasonmay8690 3 роки тому +3

    I remember long time ago in his show when he brought in the French girl from "American werewolf in Paris" What a beautiful disaster that was lol, the second hand embarrassment was real! Lol

  • @craigbatchelor6869
    @craigbatchelor6869 Рік тому +1

    Many models have become Dr.s and lawyers

  • @deelee1569
    @deelee1569 4 роки тому +21

    Cool ass Hitchens over there

  • @artvandelay4373
    @artvandelay4373 3 роки тому +2

    Well played my man

  • @IceColdProfessional
    @IceColdProfessional 4 роки тому +17

    Lightning fast and witty as a wit; Bill Maher exemplifies everything that's good and just with the world.

    • @gra6649
      @gra6649 Рік тому

      not that fast, all he had to do is read what his writers wrote.

  • @DonGius1
    @DonGius1 4 роки тому +20

    6:00 that was mean with snookie😥😅

    • @Mmm...yummymummy
      @Mmm...yummymummy 4 роки тому

      Very. A very cute baby came out.
      And not all beauties are vapid. That's a broad generalization. Teehee.

    • @MKTheGreat
      @MKTheGreat 3 роки тому

      No, it wasn't.
      And all her kids were meh at best.

    • @cjh661
      @cjh661 3 роки тому

      He should have said Kim Kardashian’s vagina instead!!!🤣

  • @rachelgarber1423
    @rachelgarber1423 4 роки тому +11

    He killed it with the Fred Thompson joke

    • @andrewhobbins1915
      @andrewhobbins1915 Рік тому

      Most politicians look the goodie all American gigilo and bimbo type. Whether They are lawyers They behave like arrogant yuppies from the 80s. Republicans are the people who love cop shows and war movies pretending to save us from the world when They are coming out of prison wanting to join the military?

  • @francoisbouvier7861
    @francoisbouvier7861 3 роки тому +2

    Bill you are great

  • @maacpiash
    @maacpiash 4 роки тому +4

    9:32 that was prophetic!

  • @jjohnsengraciesmom
    @jjohnsengraciesmom 4 роки тому +20

    In all fairness, I cannot walk in a straight line( knee pain).

    • @TheNefastor
      @TheNefastor 4 роки тому +1

      But at least you can wear clothes, right ? 🤔

    • @TheWorld_2099
      @TheWorld_2099 4 роки тому +1

      And have something smart to say about world politics...?

  • @glenn6583
    @glenn6583 Рік тому +1

    Bill rocks!

  • @lucisferre6361
    @lucisferre6361 4 роки тому +29

    I switched my 👎 to a 👍 after not seeing monetization commercials come up. Bravo you compiler!

  • @Outlier999
    @Outlier999 Рік тому +1

    He should know a bimbo when he sees one. He’s certainly dated enough of them. Let’s not forget his visits to the Playboy Mansion either.

  • @aquamanGR
    @aquamanGR 3 роки тому +1

    Genius.

  • @danieldussan6754
    @danieldussan6754 2 роки тому +1

    Genius!!

  • @alex79suited
    @alex79suited 2 роки тому

    Look at the people sitting there that says it all lol.

  • @EricRedbear
    @EricRedbear Рік тому +2

    The Anna Nicole Smith gag had a special sting to it

  • @georgerito5937
    @georgerito5937 4 роки тому +4

    The blonde on news is the best...because it’s true.

  • @DavidStowers-o7k
    @DavidStowers-o7k 7 місяців тому

    4:03. It depends on if the disability is physical or mental.

  • @Stay_at_home_Astronaut81
    @Stay_at_home_Astronaut81 Рік тому

    5:03 A 280Z? Nissan stopped making those in 1978. 😂

  • @jamescollinsworth2986
    @jamescollinsworth2986 4 роки тому +4

    well, not gonna argue...

  • @patgee4203
    @patgee4203 4 роки тому +5

    My man Bill.. the best!

  • @kiddtuffy
    @kiddtuffy 4 роки тому +14

    He right doh.

  • @alexandralibin5131
    @alexandralibin5131 Рік тому +1

    I call All the blond females on Fox 'Barbies'. No offense to Barbie Dolls

  • @led_handymanservicesocalif6432
    @led_handymanservicesocalif6432 4 роки тому +6

    So Funny 😆😆😆😆😆😃😃😃😃😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 3 роки тому +1

    100% correct

  • @PaulSmith-tt2cy
    @PaulSmith-tt2cy 9 місяців тому

    An oldie but a goody

  • @mayurakshidas3224
    @mayurakshidas3224 4 роки тому +1

    Don't let me miss the open door

  • @holeshothunter5544
    @holeshothunter5544 Рік тому

    Try matching the audio with the video. Timing is everything.

  • @B29-l8d
    @B29-l8d 2 роки тому +1

    John Oliver must be throwing a fit!

  • @Rob-fx2dw
    @Rob-fx2dw 2 роки тому +8

    The problem with Bill Maher's comedy which he fails to realize is he does Not ever know how to laugh at himself.

  • @isabellarenzi2431
    @isabellarenzi2431 4 роки тому +3

    @2:25 .... Lol

  • @kenmatheson5794
    @kenmatheson5794 4 роки тому +2

    Why are wedding dresses mostly white? To match the kitchen appliances! hehehehe.

  • @vincentacri94
    @vincentacri94 3 роки тому

    I sure his funniest asides we're while trolling through the bus station looking for trade...

  • @DippyHippie
    @DippyHippie Рік тому +1

    👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @TheCobalt100
    @TheCobalt100 Рік тому +2

    When I was a youngin, I heard that some women could become millionaires simply by changing articles of clothing from time to time. Now I know that's true.

    • @spackar2720
      @spackar2720 10 місяців тому

      To be fair, there is a lot more to being a supermodel than "changing articles of clothing from time to time."

  • @heidirobinson3352
    @heidirobinson3352 Рік тому

    Bill Maher should totally become a model.... 🤣😂🗽🎤💃🎼🔭🏝🦋🕊🗝💛🎣🖋

  • @xino_z
    @xino_z 4 роки тому +1

    4:21 LMAO

  • @williambarnes4612
    @williambarnes4612 4 роки тому +7

    Probably the smartest man in America.

  • @r.c.whitaker296
    @r.c.whitaker296 4 роки тому +15

    God he's funny 😂

  • @j-wizzhathorn674
    @j-wizzhathorn674 Рік тому

    4:03 I wasn't ready!

  • @PrimoStracciatella
    @PrimoStracciatella 4 роки тому +36

    Anybody can make fun of anything - or anybody. If his/her jokes are good, then he/she will get some laughs.
    If you are one of those people who are easily offended, I have some advice for you: Don't watch videos with "somebody is making fun of something" in the title.
    Only if you are looking to be offended.

    • @ominous-omnipresent-they
      @ominous-omnipresent-they 4 роки тому +4

      Damn snowflakes.

    • @sarahsokal
      @sarahsokal Рік тому

      What he says is yuk man... I love laughing but look : that language is not passing in Canada.. it's plain sexist/ sexualised too not funny . Trudeau would escort him out himself. It it was a women saying these stuff it would be different & prob funny . Ya ..yuk

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella Рік тому +1

      @@sarahsokal Canada is a big country, speaking for all citizens is not very believable. Bill is actually moderate - what about Ricky Gervais or Bill Burr? Not welcome in Canada?

    • @rduff1999
      @rduff1999 Рік тому

      ​@@sarahsokal sorry Sarah, you're wrong. Our dishonourable unmentionable WEF indoctrinated toady would welcome Bill with open arms. BTW, aren't you being a little sexist here? It's okay for a woman to make these jokes but not Bill. Pax

  • @terminationshock1356
    @terminationshock1356 4 роки тому +5

    Unrelated: Can someone please point me towards an explanation for the video artifact at 1:19. What's it called, what causes it?

  • @gregalexander8189
    @gregalexander8189 2 роки тому

    If it's important to the backer it's important to the farmer. That does not mean the farmer will not eat a bowl of chili. But it is important that the backer is entertained as the farmer eats.

  • @komfykoala6083
    @komfykoala6083 3 роки тому +1

    Oh shit that Anna Nicole Smith joke.

  • @leonaschulman7568
    @leonaschulman7568 Рік тому +1

    Wonder where you got your brilliance from?

  • @isaacleillhikar4566
    @isaacleillhikar4566 4 роки тому +4

    0:50 except of course for Miss Irak who talked at the UN watch! She is pro! The Bath party culture is slime !!! Get em !!!

  • @ricbradley5323
    @ricbradley5323 4 роки тому +1

    What do we gotta pay to keep this going?

  • @michaelr.7054
    @michaelr.7054 4 роки тому +3

    rachel madcow ?...LOL

  • @Pedsonc01
    @Pedsonc01 2 роки тому +1

    BSNBC....What else is there to be said??

  • @icemouf7480
    @icemouf7480 2 роки тому +1

    🤣🤣🤣💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

  • @daveman5860
    @daveman5860 3 роки тому

    Don't worry, you'll get your Star Jones back.

  • @Abnsdllnnlosnfd
    @Abnsdllnnlosnfd 4 місяці тому

    1:36 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonvanveen-d3f
    @jasonvanveen-d3f 9 місяців тому

    THE AUDIO IS OFF BY ABOUT A 1/2 SECOND

  • @jonathanjollimore4794
    @jonathanjollimore4794 3 роки тому

    Just expected you as a weed Warrior

  • @susanlevy1926
    @susanlevy1926 4 роки тому +1

    Too cute

  • @rodolfoayalajr.8589
    @rodolfoayalajr.8589 3 роки тому +1

    😅😂🤣

  • @tessbennett3796
    @tessbennett3796 4 роки тому +4

    That Anna Nicole Smith decomposing joke ...

  • @trysometruth
    @trysometruth 4 роки тому +5

    This stuff is funny... but it kind've made me realize how much Maher has _improved_ in the last four years or so. He's way wittier and way more thought-provoking in his recent stuff.

  • @jds6206
    @jds6206 4 роки тому +1

    Mocking any Bimbo, at any time, is perfectly acceptable. There are two in the Trump Regime we see with some regularity; they both use too much makeup and one is a Meth-addict.

  • @franktripodi8586
    @franktripodi8586 Рік тому +2

    Sandra Smith has more class and intelligence than bill Maher will ever have..

    • @MissMariQueen
      @MissMariQueen 10 місяців тому

      American women have no class, no matter how hard they try to pass as classy. As for Sandra Smith being intelligent, well, you truly must be not so intelligent for making such assertions. Greetings from 🇮🇹 the land of style and class.

  • @stevedyches4635
    @stevedyches4635 2 роки тому +3

    He sure does make a lot of disparaging remarks about women. I thought that was a no-no.

  • @adutwumakwasi9675
    @adutwumakwasi9675 2 роки тому

    How isn' t he cancelled😂😂😂

  • @ViceCoin
    @ViceCoin 2 роки тому +1

    Snooki, Lol

  • @moneymakerbanditsports8423
    @moneymakerbanditsports8423 4 роки тому +2

    I Decline 9s ..I only Bang 10s..18 to 21..

    • @notlikely4468
      @notlikely4468 4 роки тому +1

      You and Bill Cosby ....
      Won't do less than a 10.....on the Glasgow coma scale

  • @cdesq1
    @cdesq1 4 роки тому

    Anyone know what the name of the company is that is not SpaceX that launched the 100 small wifi satellites into space a few weeks ago that were for wifi service?

  • @haroldplante8287
    @haroldplante8287 4 роки тому +5

    For my beloved country to have morphed into a Soviet satellite, is more than I can handle. Unbelievable, unbelievable.

    • @azul8811
      @azul8811 4 роки тому +2

      Harold Plante You mean because the Russians are trying to interfere with our elections again?

    • @haroldplante8287
      @haroldplante8287 4 роки тому

      azul8811- Past, present & future. I'm watching the disintegration of a Nation in real time.

    • @azul8811
      @azul8811 4 роки тому

      Harold Plante You used the term Soviet satellite. What did you mean by that?

    • @eamonreidy9534
      @eamonreidy9534 2 роки тому

      @@azul8811 probably thinks welfare is stalinism
      That or he misses segregation

  • @jeremyfincham1422
    @jeremyfincham1422 4 роки тому

    He only proved that Rogers Ailes had a type