Ted Nivison Has a Disgusting Keyboard - Safety Third 111

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @RyanMercer
    @RyanMercer 4 місяці тому +377

    I once used an internet kiosk at a truck stop around 2002 maybe, now THAT was a nasty keyboard and it was stainless steel...

  • @skateruwu
    @skateruwu 4 місяці тому +42

    I'm about 90% sure the "gooey keyboard" was just a normal apple detachable keyboard with one of those annoying silicone keyboard covers

  • @Mememan-ny6yy
    @Mememan-ny6yy 4 місяці тому +41

    I hit a tire going 90 miles per hour on the tollway while listening to this podcast. 9/10 episode

  • @gangstreG123
    @gangstreG123 4 місяці тому +185

    This show can't keep its Asian hosts around

    • @Evan_124
      @Evan_124 4 місяці тому +30

      Nigel is half asian though maybe he'll come back at one point
      I'm coping hard bro

    • @elucified
      @elucified 4 місяці тому +8

      First, Eugene leaves Try Guys. Now it's Nigel & Allen 😢

    • @rosetheblackcat
      @rosetheblackcat 4 місяці тому +13

      @@Evan_124we're all here for you. daddy Nigel is just grabbing milk from the store🥲he'll be home soon😢😭😭

    • @moarjank
      @moarjank 4 місяці тому +4

      Knowing him, it's not milk. It's thicker and rhymes with rum

    • @messyg-tar2251
      @messyg-tar2251 3 місяці тому

      Genuinely though, how come Nigel left? I saw a video a while ago that said it was linked to a thing with peanut butter and a dog, but the only time they mentioned that on any pod was well after he left, so is that just bs? Missing the vibe of him being around. I hope it's just him living in another country and there's no bad blood. In Allen's case, surely he's just off for a week right? Right?

  • @spartenz14
    @spartenz14 4 місяці тому +57

    Apple ipad gooey keyboard apples mushy gushy little sloppy toppy keyboard

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 4 місяці тому +4

      Apply's icky-blicky yucky-slucky slimy-grimy-tiny keyboard

  • @GoPotato69
    @GoPotato69 4 місяці тому +110

    William go get ur tungsten cube and make urs and ludwigs touch
    - sincerely, little willy

    • @beehard44
      @beehard44 4 місяці тому +6

      i am a little willy and i approve this message

    • @GoPotato69
      @GoPotato69 4 місяці тому +3

      @@beehard44 thank you little willy 👍

  • @bjmand6236
    @bjmand6236 4 місяці тому +20

    "Real Engineering sucks ass"? Poor Brian :(

  • @BelindaShort
    @BelindaShort 4 місяці тому +9

    RE: biting- I used to work in a group home and status of HIV is not disclosed for HIPPA reasons, but I know we had at least one person who bit people on purpose and told them they were HIV positive in order to keep people away from them.
    It was a response from years of abuse at the hands of carers :C

  • @metaltorso
    @metaltorso 4 місяці тому +13

    Golden Corral is loved mostly in poor areas because it's a set price per person and then you can literally eat however much you want, and then take anything else you want as leftovers. I'm broke and one day at GC would feed my family of 6 for like 3-4 days after. That's why some people swear by it, it got them thru some rough times

  • @littlekirby6
    @littlekirby6 4 місяці тому +9

    The fact that Ted said "tensile," right after a chuckle sandwich episode where schlatt used the word "tensile", makes me think he just happened to have it in the back of his mind because of schlatt lol

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 3 місяці тому

      Haha usually, podcasts like this are recorded right after each other. You take a day, and just drive around during podcasts all day

  • @yairakatz8688
    @yairakatz8688 4 місяці тому +13

    I've never heard of this man, but I think he should join the podcast as a safety third regular. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

    • @lilyhass9817
      @lilyhass9817 3 місяці тому

      His video he just put out had me in stitches as well! 😂

  • @falsernet
    @falsernet 4 місяці тому +13

    The ballcock is basically the fill valve and float setup, so the toilet fills up all the way and then stops, without flooding your bathroom

  • @gamingastronaut517
    @gamingastronaut517 4 місяці тому +22

    This is the crossover I've waited for

  • @ChristopherAmrich
    @ChristopherAmrich 4 місяці тому +5

    From Cheeseburger in Paradise:
    "I blew out my flip flop
    Stepped on a pop top
    Cut my heel had to cruise on back home"

  • @g3nd4y
    @g3nd4y 4 місяці тому +16

    apple's practically moist keyboard

  • @Wildkidnoremak
    @Wildkidnoremak 4 місяці тому +40

    As a mailman, If you send it in an envelope, I wouldn't touch it. If you send it as a postcard I'd take a picture of the non address side.

    • @MisterSludge
      @MisterSludge 4 місяці тому +3

      What ever you just said was weird my guy...

  • @HipyoTech
    @HipyoTech 4 місяці тому +26

    Someone needs a new keyboard? 👀

    • @shadymexican6272
      @shadymexican6272 3 місяці тому +1

      Fuck are you doing here

    • @AfterOwls
      @AfterOwls 3 місяці тому

      Find or make the worst keyboard imaginable

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 3 місяці тому

      @@shadymexican6272watching Safety Third, obviously. Anything wrong with that?

    • @aputik2503
      @aputik2503 3 місяці тому

      make a gooey keeb build

  • @doopo
    @doopo 4 місяці тому +4

    The two main podcasts I listen to are safety third and chuckle sandwich, it’s great to see the cross over

  • @SatanSupimpa
    @SatanSupimpa 4 місяці тому +16

    Hey Will, how's your analog photography hobby? You should collab with Grainydays. You should make a camera, or do a weird chemical film processing, I don't know. I just like both channels and I think this would be cool.

    • @legoman29981
      @legoman29981 4 місяці тому +5

      Dude this would be sick

    • @yairakatz8688
      @yairakatz8688 4 місяці тому +4

      Yeah!! William: put this on the project list!!

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn 4 місяці тому +4

    I did grew up with a PC, and an internet-capable one at that, but it was still times when there was just "a home PC". And Windows started (in a usable manner) using separated user accounts only from XP really (and on FAT32 drives it was as secure as a "please don't enter" sign on doors). We had to learn to leave NO traces, preferably of ANY activity.

  • @jamopopper
    @jamopopper 3 місяці тому +2

    The keyboard y'all were talking about were the Apple Smart Keyboards that came out with the first iPad Pro models
    "Apple Smart Keyboard: iPad Keyboard and case for iPad Pro 10.5-inch, iPad Air (3rd Generation), and iPad (7th, 8th, and 9th Generation), Comfortable Typing Experience, US English - Black"

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 4 місяці тому +6

    Soda cans are different in Hawaii because they didn't bother to import the latest canning equipment. They have larger tops

    • @yairakatz8688
      @yairakatz8688 4 місяці тому +1

      fascinating. I wonder what soda cans are like around the world!

    • @seldoon_nemar
      @seldoon_nemar 4 місяці тому +3

      @@yairakatz8688 remarkably similar. Hawaii is kinda unique because market size vs import costs made the change financially non-viable. The purpose of the smaller top is material savings, however less volume and higher costs makes it a moot point there.
      There's actually been several revisions to cans with the lids having shrank like 4 times at least. The original ones have the lid as about the same diameter as the barrel.
      Also, I bet you never noticed the manufacturers stamp in the bottom of a typical soda can. There's the micro dot printing about the beverage, but stamped into the aluminum dome on the bottom is a control number from the can production

  • @SamuraiGuy
    @SamuraiGuy 4 місяці тому +1

    They're getting all sorts of guests I would have never expected here, but they're all people I get excited to see as guests!

  • @Konym
    @Konym 4 місяці тому +3

    40:00 has to be the finest moment of this whole episode

  • @Zen_rebel
    @Zen_rebel 3 місяці тому +1

    Looks like the Chulk and “Schitt” are next lol

  • @skyflier8955
    @skyflier8955 3 місяці тому +1

    Ted is perfect for the podcast, we need him AND Nile on one day

  • @GerinoMorn
    @GerinoMorn 4 місяці тому +2

    Steganography, IIRC, is a pretty old thing. I read about very bad people sharing their very exploitative photos via pages like "imageshack" etc. - in some way encoded and hidden in pictures of e.g. flowers on a meadow. It doesn't boggle the mind to think that in like 15-20 years since I've seen that tech, it was expanded to a video form. Sure, the issue is that most (all?) video sharing sites reencode your video, possibly exactly (as well) to combat this kind of stuff. But you prob could easily have "auto-training" encoder/decoder to just have a site-specific settings. And the primary security of it is obscurity, hence it's not touted around.

  • @aidanclark196
    @aidanclark196 4 місяці тому +6

    Ted was on here before? Will was on Chuckle, but I don't remember ted being with these guys, though the titles never include yhe guests, so it'd take a while to chrck

    • @poodlevlogs2037
      @poodlevlogs2037 4 місяці тому

      i dont remember him either.. maybe i missed it tho

  • @emoryolsoff96
    @emoryolsoff96 4 місяці тому +1

    35:25 This man needs to stop saying gooey immediately

  • @coffeebreak7668
    @coffeebreak7668 4 місяці тому +4

    Genuine question, if you bite someone and they die of the AIDS you transmitted do you get charged for the murder? In fact what are the implications of getting someone sick irrespective of intention, like hold on where is this thought going, is coughing on a train reckless endangerment?

    • @sarshrimp1476
      @sarshrimp1476 4 місяці тому +2

      I don't think you'd get charged with murder since it would take someone a while to die. I think people coughing on people during the pandemic got people an enhanced assault charge like battery

    • @coffeebreak7668
      @coffeebreak7668 4 місяці тому

      @@sarshrimp1476 Interesting, the more you know about the legality of applying debuffs to people

    • @lakovkreativity1451
      @lakovkreativity1451 3 місяці тому

      From Google: In most states, transmitting an STD can be categorized as either a felony or misdemeanor offense. This means that individuals who knowingly infect others with an STD may face criminal charges, with potential penalties ranging from fines to imprisonment.
      So I would imagine if they can prove the victim died directly because of your actions, they can upgrade the charge like they did with that guy who knocked somebody out and he died some years later

  • @DustinShort
    @DustinShort 4 місяці тому +9

    Not gonna lie, watching people stumble through a conversation with chat GPT is more painful than having to read AI generated articles

  • @aidanstarke8303
    @aidanstarke8303 4 місяці тому +1

    Most formal introduction in the history of this podcast

  • @BelindaShort
    @BelindaShort 4 місяці тому

    Golden Corral is one of the only places you can go and get a bunch of veggies, they have so many sides

  • @Trade4Lewt
    @Trade4Lewt 3 місяці тому

    stripbowl, newgrounds circa 2007 is my core memory.

  • @skasev
    @skasev 4 місяці тому +1

    Was wondering how the concurrent convo was going to happen with a throuple

  • @burntalive
    @burntalive 4 місяці тому +1

    We were robbed of the nilered cameo

  • @namirahdotpdf
    @namirahdotpdf 3 місяці тому

    this is all my internet uncle meet up, eating donuts..., internet aunt bring baby and the donuts in...., and that wonderful peep of postcards..., great good day

  • @ICMonkeyNutz
    @ICMonkeyNutz 3 місяці тому

    my favourite ep when ned talks

  • @invention64
    @invention64 4 місяці тому

    To train for far distances you mostly use the same techniques a sniper would and judge distance by how big people are. Though that obviously has a limit to it, but should be enough for guessing most distances you could see from the ground anyway.

  • @furl_w
    @furl_w 4 місяці тому +1

    12:40 10/10 llm impression

  • @pineappleghost8149
    @pineappleghost8149 4 місяці тому +2

    This episode is favourite puppy

  • @minimumwage2169
    @minimumwage2169 4 місяці тому

    Chatgpt is like talking to a real customer support now.😮

  • @thingyee1118
    @thingyee1118 4 місяці тому +1

    Great guest. No clue who he is but love it

  • @MrDarthT
    @MrDarthT 3 місяці тому

    Does anyone have a link to the "windows as a video" that they talk about?

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 4 місяці тому +1

    Schlatt HAS TO be next!!!

  • @EpicManaphyDude
    @EpicManaphyDude 4 місяці тому +2

    dónde está niguelrojo?

  • @Rctive
    @Rctive 4 місяці тому

    oh lawd the bit rate during the windows segment

  • @korina1816
    @korina1816 3 місяці тому

    There should be a cracked TV in the back with all the junk just streaming Nigel

  • @michaelransdell
    @michaelransdell 4 місяці тому

    My dad caught me using the computer when I wasn't supposed to, like late at night, and his mistake was showing me how he knew. Never got caught ever again after that lol

  • @NekoNinja13
    @NekoNinja13 3 місяці тому

    them using chatgpt was hilarious and I forsee the downfall of humanity when the ais get tired of answering our dumb questions 🤣

  • @ft6637
    @ft6637 3 місяці тому

    ok, so the bottle cap thing is a new EU regulation. It should prevent the caps from getting lost, because they found many of them everywhere at the beaches in the EU. By the way, Ireland is part of the EU, while the UK is not since Brexit. Only northern Ireland is part of the UK, which makes all the tolls and stuff quite complicated there...

  • @overtasked618
    @overtasked618 3 місяці тому

    I always forget that william is a dad and i just freak the fuck out when I hear it again.

  • @bodoque_csm
    @bodoque_csm 4 місяці тому

    I agree with Will that the soda can is one of the most ingenious inventions ever

  • @seldoon_nemar
    @seldoon_nemar 4 місяці тому +1

    Old Levi's specifically are valuable comma because their Factory burned down at one point in the past and they lost all of their original manufacturing documents Period they do not know when the first pair of Levi's was actually made comma or what it looks like

  • @beeeennnnnnn
    @beeeennnnnnn 4 місяці тому +1

    YOOO WHAT A COLLAB

  • @messyg-tar2251
    @messyg-tar2251 3 місяці тому

    Your goddamn domain has expired for the shop. How am i meant to buy shirts? Anyone would think that the hosts have been busy or something

  • @jakescott5302
    @jakescott5302 3 місяці тому

    We need William and Kevin on Chuckle Sandwich now

  • @moarjank
    @moarjank 4 місяці тому

    Ted at 10:10 be like nah I'd win

  • @dimike96
    @dimike96 4 місяці тому +1

    Ted is so gooey this episode

  • @hunterc1168
    @hunterc1168 3 місяці тому

    Another Allen free epi. Hard to complain

  • @nadsozinc
    @nadsozinc 4 місяці тому

    Such a polite young man!

  • @coldmicrowave345
    @coldmicrowave345 4 місяці тому

    Edp recording a fight in old country buffet

  • @coolcoolercoolest212
    @coolcoolercoolest212 3 місяці тому

    The 50th time he said "apple gooey keyboard" i wanted to thtpw my phone out the window. Was he drunk or something?

  • @michaelmoorrees3585
    @michaelmoorrees3585 4 місяці тому

    If this is how all AI works, then our jobs are safe ! Also explains why self driving cars really aren't happening any time soon. Of course, they could just replace the HR department with AI, then we're all screwed !

  • @Oosh21
    @Oosh21 4 місяці тому +1

    Cock is a small valve. Incidentally the wiki page for Stopcock says it's not to be confused with Cockblock. Not sure if this comment will survive.

  • @Star_2507
    @Star_2507 4 місяці тому +2

    111

  • @safrimmons2956
    @safrimmons2956 4 місяці тому +2

    I miss allen

  • @stephend3610
    @stephend3610 4 місяці тому

    My two favorite podcasts 🤩

  • @EpicManaphyDude
    @EpicManaphyDude 4 місяці тому +1

    tenivision on safteythird??

  • @ft6637
    @ft6637 3 місяці тому

    The American school system and especially sex ed seems so fucked up to us Europeans 😂

  • @maxjerome33
    @maxjerome33 3 місяці тому

    Ted is ridiculously high

  • @Pollux99135
    @Pollux99135 4 місяці тому

    I don’t think engineering sucks ass i find it really interesting actually. I really enjoy what I do

  • @irohsteacup
    @irohsteacup 4 місяці тому +1

    It's impressive how disgusting the eating noises were

    • @bueb8674
      @bueb8674 4 місяці тому +1

      Your headphones are too expensive

    • @irohsteacup
      @irohsteacup 4 місяці тому

      @@bueb8674 I wish. Just a cheap Bluetooth. I'm aware I'm whining though.

  • @JayWillis2120
    @JayWillis2120 4 місяці тому

    Wait, did the dumpster get smaller???

  • @maximilianocarrillo7592
    @maximilianocarrillo7592 4 місяці тому

    Hey jaimie pull it up, look up human bites

  • @bmmbooshoot
    @bmmbooshoot 4 місяці тому +1

    why is so much of this some boomer looking for a keyboard

  • @markelfbrandt3000
    @markelfbrandt3000 4 місяці тому +1

    My podcasts are merging

  • @Trade4Lewt
    @Trade4Lewt 3 місяці тому

    another week another podcast bogged down by youtube, still not recommended whatsoever to me had to manually search safety third

  • @izot1061
    @izot1061 4 місяці тому

    Kevin like me fr

  • @JustinFecked
    @JustinFecked 2 місяці тому

    What AI app is Ted using?

  • @kylekyle4505
    @kylekyle4505 4 місяці тому

    Is that a human leg in the background? Im new here…

  • @Ugadyn-qi2mi
    @Ugadyn-qi2mi 4 місяці тому

    Where's Allen?????????????????

  • @Thedillpickle69
    @Thedillpickle69 4 місяці тому +1

    Where tf is allen

  • @Pallerim
    @Pallerim 4 місяці тому

    Jeans gang assemble!

  • @senfdame528
    @senfdame528 4 місяці тому

    Back Door scientist

  • @rajshree_dahariya
    @rajshree_dahariya 4 місяці тому +3

    Open saauuuuuuucccceeeeee

  • @lucasjose7547
    @lucasjose7547 4 місяці тому

    Okay, now that the gates have been open when will we see Tucker ????

  • @breadman32398
    @breadman32398 4 місяці тому

    This guy's like a pg13 sam Hyde.

  • @revanas_9593
    @revanas_9593 3 місяці тому

    can someone find di apple gooey keyboard? thanks

  • @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred
    @Fredfredfredfredfredfredfred 4 місяці тому

    Lower standard of guest

  • @mikeofalltrades6293
    @mikeofalltrades6293 4 місяці тому

    Why has peter sripol never been on? 🤷‍♂️

    • @Voyajer.
      @Voyajer. 4 місяці тому

      He has, not recently though from what I remember

  • @Industry-insider
    @Industry-insider 4 місяці тому

    8:43 that’s called being on the internet too much or worrying about everything you hear without any proof, I’ve never gotten anything from fast food or buffet restaurants or known anyone that did

  • @williamcates3650
    @williamcates3650 4 місяці тому +2

    I think its GUI not gooey, like the onscreen keyboard. I think idk im retarted

  • @ChristianGregersJørgensen
    @ChristianGregersJørgensen 4 місяці тому

    Gooey

  • @LekkerNootje
    @LekkerNootje 4 місяці тому +1

    Letsgoooooo

  • @sterbot5584
    @sterbot5584 4 місяці тому

    Is ted drunk this episode? Or is this just how he talks?

  • @DutchieZx
    @DutchieZx 4 місяці тому

    Stop bullying the AI

  • @AMan-xz7tx
    @AMan-xz7tx 4 місяці тому

    43:30
    when you guys started talking about babies being cute or ugly I thought back to the video called "cute minecraft baby names" or something
    for anyone that hasn't seen it, the video has calm minecraft music in the background and starts off with cute photos of babies with the caption "blaze" or "clay" on top, but then it starts transitioning to weird names like "gravel" or "stone button" or "crimson fungus", all with different faces photoshopped onto them (my favorite is one with an old person's face photoshopped on with the caption "suspicious stew", I have it set to my phone's background)

  • @plutonasa
    @plutonasa 4 місяці тому

    At this point, I still have no clue what ted means by gooey (gui?) keyboard. Like, wtf does gooey mean? Use real words, man!

    • @noodlelynoodle.
      @noodlelynoodle. 4 місяці тому

      Gooey is a real word lol

    • @plutonasa
      @plutonasa 4 місяці тому

      @@noodlelynoodle. I know it is a real word. it lost any kind of meaning as Ted kept saying it.

  • @ippanpedrozo1162
    @ippanpedrozo1162 4 місяці тому +1

    btw bret from ghost town living is most probably a grifter. just watch some videos searching 'ghost town living grifter'. i recommend the video 'off-grid grifters: the reality revealed' in which he has a segment about him. maybe your mind will be changed, maybe not, but something to think about

    • @Voyajer.
      @Voyajer. 4 місяці тому +2

      The vid from maggie? People have been poking holes through her conclusions almost as soon as she made it. Also the safety third crew has been to Cerro Gordo themselves.