What's In Hillary's Purse?
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- Опубліковано 25 кві 2016
- Hillary Clinton has something in her bag for every demographic.
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She actually said, "Is it working?"
lmao
+Arawak plausible deniability.
+rocker4577 She has a great sense of humor.
Isn't it wonderful!
+LCarefortheworld I like how some people are all butthurt over a joke.
They should've made her prove that she actually carries around hot sauce
+MissMaddieMakeup That'll be the least of her problems when the FBI are done with her.
+samwiseshanti true
+samwiseshanti Let's hope they have hot sauce in jail.
+samwiseshanti Let's hope they have hot sauce in jail.
She was going in to a room of black people so she knew to leave her handbag in the car
Man, Hillary creeps me out
+MegaFunnymonkey123 shes sooo fkin cringy
She's like your senile grandma trying to be cool. And trump is the drunk uncle. Bernie is the cool grandpa.
+MegaFunnymonkey123 Cackle Laugh
+Spanishdog17 No, my senile grandma was not a sociopath
and trump is?
Bernie Sanders is the only candidate who can pass a polygraph test.
+Ryan Sandoval Polygraph tests are a scam/joke. Clinton could pass it because she's so good at lying, and that's all you need to be able to bypass it - to manipulate your biological readings which is not hard to do for someone trained on that (or just believe what you say).
+Ryan Sandoval and trump would pass it because he believes he's right
+Ryan Sandoval check this out www.redstate.com/absentee/2016/04/13/bernie-sanders-lies-verizon-totally-busted-lies-anyway-video/
+Ryan Sandoval When they ask Hillary to take a polygraph test, she'll think they mean polyunsaturated fat test. She'd fail that one, too.
+LCarefortheworld dig more. it may be true that Verizon paid taxes these passed 2 years, but the years before that it didn't pay any taxes while still making huge profits. and in one of those high profit years it also got a half a million dollar refund.
so that's where my baby sister went...
😭
+Gabriel A. Haha dem eyes widening O.O cute as hell :)
That's right Hillary haves her for her brain washing. The government will take care of you
Pseudonayme 77 That baby was scared shitless... but yeah cute as hell :)
She might as well have said, "fried chicken and watermelon."
+Cloe Jarozenski No Bill does that lol :P
+Cloe Jarozenski I am only replying because you said fried chicken and watermelon. I love watermelon and Tabasco, too. I am white. East Texan.
Watermelon (good ones) and Tabasco are both addictive to me in my opinion (not applied to each other, though).
+Andi Amador Guess What? East Texas is really close to Louisiana.
+Cloe Jarozenski She had a massive hot sauce collection at the white house. So your comment just make you look racist.cloe
Hooligan Δ
Yep. So is Arkansas.
"No, but seriously, some of my best employees are black. And I also like the hip hop."
That’s some sick shit
Stephen Colbert holding and cuddling a baby.
I think my ovaries just exploded.
The most important question is: Does that BLT have enough tomatoes?
+Tyler Lewis i prefer my BLT with double the bacon, lettuce, tomato, and bread
A BBLLTT you may call it
+Infinite Scratch That's all wrong, i like my blts with triple the bacon, hold the tomatoes, lettuce, mayo and bread. It's delicious.
He throwin them symbols.
No cap Colbert a creep like the rest of em
Dont forget the binders full of poll tested talking points
+Political Junkie News And women.
biden2020
You forgot the stacks of 100 dollar bills from Goldman Sachs with love.
He didn't steal it. Her purse, like everything else, is available to the highest bidder.
Bradley Chowles he stole it from her bathroom. Everything important is kept safe there lol
more like the Highest Biden
what's in her purse? depends on who she's around.
That's the point of this segment...
hahahaha captain obvious
+hello
Depends are in her purse....
I don't believe she carries hot sauce. Mostly because I've never seen her carry a purse
+lukassnakeman it's not just any hot sauce it is jim crow hot sauce
She lug it in them shoes...it's for the FONKIE HOT FLAVAH!
Where did you get a baby
Amazon
+Collin Thomas From Hillary's purse.
Paid cash for it
Goldman Sachs
Babys R Us, duh!
Uugghh, Hillary . . "Is it working?" SO CRINGEY.
wait....for how many episodes have you had that baby under your desk Stephen? O_o
+stiimuli The baby's a prop from way back on the Report. He's had it for years.
I've never seen anyone pet a baby like it was a puppy before.
That's what that reminded me of. He held and petted that child like it was a Labrador.
+Arioch IV I know that shit was too much for me to handle.
That was very weird
Have you ever heard of joe biden? He does that
Imagine being the person that borrowed their baby to Stephen Colbert. Like yeah you can borrow my baby here take it
4 years later and I hope people understand that she was referring to adrenochrome.
At the end they were telling u what was in the "hot sauce" bottle
She didn't actually lied. Hot Sauce is the brand of the Pepper Spray that she uses against the ones that she calls "super predators".
+Connor Hawke-Queen (Green Arrow)
Says a random youtube master debater.
Jing Li It's a joke. Not everything is about politics.
Connor Hawke-Queen I made one too. now laugh.
Jing Li There is no Master Debater on youtube. They are mostly on Redtube.
Connor Hawke-Queen
I didnt know what "super predators" means and I just googled. Sorry about that.
I'm just glad she stopped before she pulled Fried Chicken and Watermelon out of her purse
SPOILER ALERT!
I can honestly say I was not expecting that baby. LOL.
Andracrome
I'm surprised that bag doesn't have a picture of Monica Lewinsky to vandalize...
LOL and Hilary calls herself not a 'natural politician'
"18-34 year old white male college graduate"
Yep, Bernie won all those states he won by appealing to that single demographic. Give me a break, Stephen.
+fffan9391 Agreed. Like how he won Hawaii, the least white state in the Union, by large margins. I don't get how this "Bernie Bro" myth is still around. It's very disrespectful to all the women and people of color who vote for him.
+fffan9391 Comedy mate. If he's joking about Hillary, he can simultaneously joke about Bernie.
You're not gonna last very long if you're triggered that easily by something that clearly was not bashing sanders.
so funny how offended you are, especially considering your Renaissance baby pic or whatever that is. Thanks for the laughs!
+fffan9391 It is funny how Hillary Supporters show up online now after New York. Yes they could have built coalitions with Bernie supporters around shared values during this primary. Instead they show up to kick you in the face, tell you your vote doesn't matter, but then that their candidate deserves it. Again not because of anything they stand for, inertia, but because how bad either trump or cruz will be.You people are brilliant just brilliant.
Hillary is grossing me out. Bernie all day.
But if Bernie falls, will you vote for Hillary?
Then the republicans win.
+That One Amiibo Hoarder we'll write in Bernie
Bernie would want you to vote for Hillary if it weren't him. Her policies are like Diet versions of Bernie's policies.
+Chorp Squatch, Yeah the racist who treats women like trash and who likes to throw tantrums when things don't go his way would make a much better president.
Now, he won't tell you where he got the baby, but let's just say he kidnapped it. Interpret that as you may.
🤣🤣🤣
“kidnap” first appeared in England in the late 1600s, it not only meant “to steal and carry off children,” but very specifically to snatch children and other young people in order to ship them off to the colonies in North America or the Caribbean to serve as servants or laborer- GOOGLE also these kids where usually homeless and napping when they took them,.
Ok, Now I'm scared, what else is under that desk of his?
+CAX 117 Come to think of it, they haven't had Wheel of News in a while... maybe Brandon has been liberated.
Or maybe his last name is Button.
Evan Khan not jokes
Ok so that baby was just vibing there in the pitch dark under the desk all the while?
Where the hell'd the poor baby come from
+Vaishnavi V. you know how other people has desks? colbert's desk its own basement and spa below
***** That makes sense. Thanks. XD
Terncote You aren't wrong, technically. But you're telling me a man and a woman were fornicating under that table and instantly birthed a baby. Not sure what to believe there.
...
.... On another note, I've been laughing for the longest time and I doubt I'll be stopping anytime soon, despite how stupid the joke was, so thank you for that.
Terncote Will be sure to call on you if needed. :)
The look on the baby’s face, she clearly was hoping to be on Last Week Tonight with
John Oliver.
+ForestOwlEnt Stephen starts grabbing tits. REPORTED
Wow the baby was quiet the whole time she was in the purse AMAZING!!!!
Im pretty sure the baby girl wasnt in the bag but under the desk the whole time!
let me think.....uhhhhh....no!
I'm actually a Sanders supporter, but I heard in an interview around 2012 that Hillary actually does like hot sauce and raw peppers because she says it's good for her health. Dont get me wrong, she panders, but the one about hot sauce is true.
+Fernanda Azaria They all pander. And quite frankly, Bernie more so than Hillary
Mikhail Kalashnikov example?
+Mikhail Kalashnikov lol no.
yea fuck hillary. but yea its true, her love of hot sauce is actually documented.
+Mikhail Kalashnikov Yeah, and they're all racist. And quite frankly, Bernie more so than Trump.
does she have the transcripts in there too????????
+Sara Alouh No, she went all surfin bird with it years ago.
isn't this what's in Hillary's pockets from college humor
it's just the same thing just changed it to purse
That little scene with the breakfast club makes me despise her even more.
+Aero FC But you got to giver her staff credit for staying on top of what interests demographics she cares about.
TheJBerg
Lol the Clintons will say and do anything to get into Office. Did you know that when she was in College, she was a Republican? And she worked for a guy that voted against the Civil Rights bill.
This and Hispandering is proof that her Rhetoric changes with the polls. Oh, and she also wanted to deport poor Central American children too.
Oh, FUCK! I shat my pants when he showed that baby! Dude! What the actual fuck?!
No...she carries a baby so that she may sacrifice it to her 1% overlords...
"Is it working?"
Holy shit, that was like an SNL sketch.
"18 to 34 white male college graduate". Oh look, mainstream media failing to report the fact that women largely support Bernie over Hillary.
the Bernie bumper sticker oh my god
He went full racist to apologize for Hillary's racist pandering.
I'm here again since Joe whipped out despocito.
Democrats are extremely cringe.
"oh look! inside her bag she has a video from college humor that was posted weeks ago with the same exact idea!"
More like months ago, and was funnier
"Is it working?"
Hilary stahp pls
She is really the perfect match for Donald Trump, each pandering to a different demographic.
+Kuhoin Kurenai Spike.
The only panderer is the demagogue, Sanders.
She doesn't beat Trump by much, those votes could easily be going towards Trump if she becomes nominee.
+coffeescup BS. They are all panderers and you know it.
+coffeescup
Lol, SANDERS is a Demagogue? Don't be ridiculous. Since when is exposing Big Brother's corruption Demagoguery?
HOT SAUCE IS PEPPER SPRAY.
+NatAnn64 Pepper spray for food!
+NatAnn64 Mmmmm....incapacitating
Pelvic Thrust Mace Belt?
His writers appear to copy every trending video idea.
The baseball bat made me jump.
Notice how "unusually" fast Hillary answers the what's in your hand bag question, 1:00 any faster and her answer would have overlapped the question, she knew the question and answer before it was asked.
this "hotsauce" shes talking about is adrenochrome. Blood of tortured child, that is a strong drug when consummed (even help to not get old). Now you understand why the presentator is holding a baby from her purse ... Think about it twice
That baby looks incredibly frightened.
is nobody gonna mention the baby out of nowhere
+Eliseo Castellanos I was screaming at the screen. its absolutely the most adorable of thiings
Stephen HAS kids, why is he holding one like it's the first time he's ever seen one?
What's In Hillary's Purse? vince foster, jimmy hoffa, and the tardis
+Robert Jordan ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bernie Sanders: The force Awakens
Donald Trump: The Phantom Menace
Hillary Clinton: Attack of the clones
Ted Cruz: Revenge of the Sith
Jill Stein: A New Hope
Are you sure Hillary's "hot sauce" isn't really her can of pepper spray?
that baby was unexpected, but not unwelcome! so cute!
Hot sauce, also good for your spirit cooking sessions
Pulling out the Bernie sticker upside down just made me burst out! XD
She actually said she carries hot sauce in her bag and hot peppers in the 90s way before she was running
+cutiexoxoxo1 so is it working??
This literally had me in stitches! Well done, Colbert!
Hope u matured in 7 years
You mean to tell me that the baby was under the desk at Stephen's feet all this time!!
+Sathvik Rachakulla Did you not watch the video? It was clearly in Hillary's purse, like it always is!
Geoff B Haha!! good one!! :p
What about her unsecure blackberry?
Oh she probably lost it.
+Ryan Evans (TotallyMagic) I hope she wiped it clean!
Katz ownlee You know she didn't.
hot sauce cleans Bill's stains faster.... 😊
She's carrying around a Cyanide pill now
no she did during the election in case she had to retreat to her bunker to commit suicide with Bill.
They have mini Tabasco Sauce bottles that you can put on your key chain.
Hillary Vs Trump : A flipflop contest...
And yet Bernie fans still thinks Stephen is bias to Hillary after 1 dodo joke..
+許錦文 Flocks with passion usually can't take a joke
Stephen is awesome! #Generalizing
+許錦文
We're not fans, we're supporters, and its obviously safe for Stephen to make fun of her now, she's most likely got the nomination wrapped up.
bloggs24
Oh, because Colbert never made fun of Hillary in the past two years?
Look, we all knew that comparing to Hillary, Berine has much fewer support from major medias, but doesn't mean a comedy show like this one has to take care of him. A comedy show does a comedy show does: tell you jokes. You can laugh for it or curse upon it, but this is their job.
+bloggs24 Of course it is...and before the nomination he NEVER made fun of Hillary...
Man, is she ever playing black people for fools. Like she really carries hot sauce in her purse, come on.
+Robert Hickson Maybe she does. I can guarantee you, if I carried a purse, I'd have hot sauce in it.
+Robert Hickson
I would honestly be more impressed if she said she had 9,000 old receipts in her purse, because that's what's in my purse and every other woman under 30's purse.
They should have asked her to pull out the bottle.
He had me in stiches when he took out the baseball bat.
did you find the Goldman Sachs money in the purse ?
+JarJar Binks I was expecting a money joke too, but Colbert/his tv channel loves Hillary too much. Instead we get the false narrative of only white males voting for Bernie.
+JarJar Binks Just a Cayman Island bankbook.
hahaha well played
Random viewer: Who would give Stephen a baby?
Me: Who wouldn't give Stephen a baby?
Now show what's in Trump's purse.
Liberals tears
+route99
Replacement toupees.
Oh wait, he said all that hair was "real"... so probably a bottle of GroGain.
+route99 Handcuffs for hillary, a copy of the communist manifesto for Sanders and a job application for Cruz
Aww that baby looks adorable with Stephen
So we know now that ‘hot sauce’ is slang for adrenachrome. She actually said ‘is it workin’?!? I’ve never heard anyone ask if their damn Tabasco was ‘workin’!
We know what’s going on give it up you cannot win in the end!
And she always carries around a baby whattttt?!?!? You don’t think we all know what you meant by that?!?! Get real!
My God!
“The good guys win. Read the book! It’s in the end!”
RIP Isaac Kappy 💔 you are a hero!
💚🧚♀️
And nice throwing up the devil horns and 666 ok signs at 3:03 for God’s sake do you think we don’t know? Please!!!
And at 3:03 to boot huh? There you go again coding the 33 please!
It’s really getting old!
❤️
Yebo!
I am a great admirer of your work.
Thankyou so much for what you are doing for children. I hope you are doing well.
🕊🤍
I cant believe they did all this in our faces and we didn't know what was happening I'm traumatized by tell lie vision
Destini X Shakur
I know...
It’s traumatizing.
I hope you’re alright.
This is so hard to bear.
God bless
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That is a Mary Poppins bag XD
My favorite part is knowing that there's just a baby sitting under the desk for the first 3 and a half minutes of this video, and it's probably been there even longer
However, her predilection for hot sauce has been talked about since her Sec. of State days, when it was reported she even stocked hot sauce on her Air Force plane (2012 Wall Street Journal article) and collected over 100 types of hot sauces, and eats raw chilies as part of health diet. I don't see it as pandering if it's true and she's been saying it for years.
Wow, just wow...I cant understand how anyone can see that clip of Clinton and be like, "yeah, I totally support her". Seriously, what a terrible human being. There's pandering and then theres racist stereotype pandering. Shes such a slimy politician, good lord.
Where's Bill balls? You know they're in there.
1:06- She puts that (beeps) on everything!
Where the hell did the baby. one from? How long was it there?!?
"No, seriously. Is it working?"
I think we can all agree that Steven's desk is secretly a magic portal.
I want to know what's all under that desk of his.
she did not make that Up. she said the same thing in a spanish interview before she run for president.
Salvador Parra her long time friend's son said he's always remembered Hillary putting hot sauce on eggs. I don't actually know any black people who like hot sauce that much lol I must not have enough creole friends :P
"Whose actual baby is this?" -John Oliver-
+Hector Lloyd no way really? lol. I wouldn't be surprised if oliver did let him use his baby
+Dan Raza lol
Wow, the very end with the baby is dark af lmao
This seems a lot like the College Humor video of what's in Hillary Clinton's pockets.
that baby looked terrified
An audience full of people looking at her, laughing, and clapping. Many adults thrust into that situation unawares get terrified - let alone a baby who has completely no frame of reference for what is happening.
It was in Hillary's purse. It must've seen some plans to destroy America.
no one is talking about the fact that she got hot sauce + "babies" in her purse?? Look for adrenochrome on internet...
Carrying around hot sauce? So... is Hillary Clinton a zombie?
sick iZombie reference bro
Guess we know NOW the real hidden meaning of some of those items. 🤢
Where did he hide the baby?
Impressive! What a quiet baby!
Collegehumor's "what's in Hillary's pockets" was similar
+Karina Spivak but with a lot of money felling out of her sleeves.
*better, not paid for by Hillary blood money
Does she have a bottle of Night Train and a pack of Newports?