Kellyanne Conway has to be one of the most annoying, dishonest, passive aggressive liar I have ever had to unintentionally catch clips of. What the hell is her motivation and how does she live with herself?
rebekah shoop Bigger question, why does CNN continue to engage this thirsty heifer? She’s an excuse to change the channel and watch BBC News, who’d chew her up and spit her out.
she reminds me of my stepmother. ...my stepmother tried to kill me once. i can see kellyanne conway going off the deep end in a manic attack and killing her own kids.
@@IAmValenwind - She's not that bad. O.o You should see her stand-up routine. There are also videos of when she was paid to be anti-Trump before she was paid to be pro-Trump. She'll say whatever she has been paid to say.
So, I spoke to my fifth grader nephew...and he was DEEPLY resentful at being compared to the Dotard in Chief, Pres. David Dennison. "Hey, I never paid any hookers or porn stars off..ANOMINOMINSLY!" he explained. "I knew in second grade that it's pronounced anonymous, for Christ's sake." Kid's got a point. #BILLY2020! BIGLY!
past tense: excoriated; past participle: excoriated 1. formal censure or criticize severely. "the papers that had been excoriating him were now lauding him" 2. MEDICINE damage or remove part of the surface of (the skin). synonyms: abrade, rub away, rub raw, scrape, scratch, chafe; More
Yeah the best at being dumb ass criminals... I wouldn't be surprised if they all appear on the show World's Dumbest... It's just crazy how they don't even try to have any finesse about pulling off their crime. Damn
aprilwearsgucci❤💋 they’ll say that he’s part of the big deep state conspiracy including most news outlets, media, authors, majority of the humans on earth, etc.
You fool Brisn! You've been tricked, it's not the lizard people, it's the mole people. They're the ones behind all this and they're trying to blame it on their mortal enemies the lizard people! It's a distraction! Always look down... they're underneath us... listening to us... planning!
5:30 Trump has been anonymous plenty of times. For about a decade he acted as he own spokesperson and publicist under a couple of different pseudonyms.
But the lie detector results are the Big Headlines: 100% of suspects test positive for calling President a moron Search continues amid revelation that all suspects called Trump a moron Jeff Sessions admits that he can not prosecute everyone that said the same things he's already said...
I think it was written by several people all trying to restrain Trump. That way, when asked "did you write it?" any one of the authors could truthfully day "no". That's because he/she only wrote paragraphs 3-5, not the _entire_ op ed.
By two vacant grinning bimbos gurning for the camera. It's really shameless. But it's a republican rally for the orange buffoon so, I mean, what were we expecting? Plaidshirtguy spiked the absurd pomposity of the rally headshot perfectly. And The Stepford Replacers are a perfect phoney inditement of the self-obsesssion with image.
+New Message I bet it will just be 2 balloons with nipples drawn on, that you can blow up, glued to the pages. Nothing special. Maybe an address and instructions on how to donate to Donald Trumps Fund for the Support of Self Employed women who suffer from a need to talk too much.
But that was only once ( we know it was once, hmmm or do we??-maybe he ain't her babys daddy), and it was a long time ago......Something about your hubby ridin porn stars bareback, can be a little off putting!! That's why she's in NYC or separate room??? Where is she? She hasn't been seen in a while....
Stopping at 5:00 & 7:00 Is it just me, or did they replace the three straight faced, unenthusiastic people directly behind Trump with three smiling, happy faced people mid-speech?
Plaid shirt Guy, Girl with Black Glasses, and White T-Shirt with Big Chest Guy... all three replaced by grinning females who should have taken the torch and continued what the first three did. They missed their chance.
secret service held plaid shirt guy, a 17 year old, for hours against his will in a room away from everyone. no one knew where he wasn't allowed to notify anyone of his whereabouts. they love detaining people against their will and not letting anybody know where they are.
Such a to-do about a message that appears to be true. Too bad Trump won’t show this level of concern for the little children ripped away from their parents, and lost to them forever. To me, this is the unforgivable crime.
Who the hell taught Trump the word "excoriated"? Lincoln's iconic speech was over & done in under two minutes and the person who spoke for two _hours_ before him said he wished *he'd* written what Lincoln had said. The difference between Lincoln and Trump is that people listened to what Lincoln had to say and took time to digest the meaning but listening to the marmalade Mussolini for under two minutes generally makes a person nauseous and puts them off digesting _anything!_
dude, i wear dentures *without* adhesives, and i'm a poor speaker, and even *i* don't mangle my words that badly. that's just simple dumbassery, not dentures.
Morty Sanchez. They try and teach him one new word a year and he’s like a toddler who has just completed potty training! Look what I can do all by myself!!
I was surprised that "excoriated" wasn't picked up. How many people at the rally know what it means (including #45 himself)? Well, plaid shirt guy, for one, but any more?
@@stevieinselby Seriously though its not about the words for them, he could start making up big words and they would still cheer at all the right points Bglgkdbsbdk Locker Her Up! _woooooot_ Hsgshwjwbdi Build That Wall! _woooooot_ Gsvsvahakk MAGA! _woooooooooooot_
Jeff Weiss His people hired the people that filled the lobby when he rode the elevator in Trump Tower to announce he was running for president! So what about plaid shirt guy is either surprising or significant?
Plaid shirt guy is a HS student, who thought it would be cool to go to his rally and see what he was talking about. Don Lemon interviewed him. Him and some friends went to check it out, and found Chump lying like a rug, and he was making those faces...they replaced him and the guy to the right of Chump in the white shirt. He said they detained him for about 10 min, then asked him to leave.
In case you weren’t clear, Kellyanne really has no idea, as she went to great lengths to emphasise. Neither does her boss, of course, but Congress doesn’t seem to care, because they are too focussed on clinging onto power. With the current Republicans, service to country always come second to naked self interest.
8:09 Reminds me of that Simpson's episode where Homer takes a lie detector test and when Scully and Mulder ask him if he understood how the test works, he answers "yes" and the machine explodes Hahahahah No offends to Homer, he's got a good heart
In the words of Inspector Clouseau, "I will solv-ed the case of the anonymous op-ed. It won't be easy, I have failed where many have succeeded. Now, I must go to the pho-en to call Yheff."
And so he did demand. He ranted and threw a temper tantrum but no matter how much he howled or bawled, they did not give in to the pathetic demands of the useless Orange. He was forced to sit there with his paltry face and abnormally thin skin and get over it.
I really hope that name sticks. Or another name that's something like it. Imagine if 20 years from now, Trump is universally referred to as "President Spanky McBonespurs". That would be an amusing end to this colossal nightmare.
6:00 -- This is a fundamental problem with our system. The skills required to get a job like the Presidency are entirely different from those required to actually _do_ the job. We've actually been lucky until Trump.
That's a lie it was anything but short. lol Here we go sir, ah,: Let's see I think it goes something like this. Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate-we cannot hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. Somebody is this correct? I think it is. anyway I tried.
What if the writer of the op-ed is non other than Trump himself? What? That would be absolutely ridiculous and make no sense you say? Only a crazy person would do that you say? Yea....Exactly.
Any lie detector used in that white house should go to a museum even if it just by having it near these people it gets damaged, it should be in a Museum
I love how Kellyanne keeps saying, "I don't have any idea and you don't either." Just because you tell someone that they're just as stupid as you, it doesn't make it true.
Excuse me. Trump IS national security? Could somebody/anybody please explain what that means, in words that resemble those used by 9th or 10 graders? And know how to pronounce the word "anomisss" correctly?
Pepe The Green Frog Chorus - By Lol McBarkney (Is "Anonymous" Confirmit the Frog or one of the other muppets at the White House?) Amomomous boop boo de boo boo Amomomous boop boo de boo Amomomous boop boo de boo boo De boo boo, de boo boo De boo de boo de boop boop op-ed boop
@@judioregan4210 Yeah, excellent copy job... Jimmy Fallon did it two days ago: ua-cam.com/video/e_L1DpoPEsw/v-deo.html _(it starts 30 seconds into the video)_
Judi O'Regan O.k. I admit it... I plagiarised it ..... ua-cam.com/video/8N_tupPBtWQ/v-deo.html Though when I was looking for that I found this ... ua-cam.com/video/vZnlz-b2NnY/v-deo.html .... Donald and the green frog go back a long way - and nothing is original it seems.
Kellyanne Conway has to be one of the most annoying, dishonest, passive aggressive liar I have ever had to unintentionally catch clips of. What the hell is her motivation and how does she live with herself?
rebekah shoop Bigger question, why does CNN continue to engage this thirsty heifer? She’s an excuse to change the channel and watch BBC News, who’d chew her up and spit her out.
Unless she wrote the OP ed??? 🤔
she reminds me of my stepmother.
...my stepmother tried to kill me once. i can see kellyanne conway going off the deep end in a manic attack and killing her own kids.
Come on guys... Don't be mean to YZMA....LMAO
@@IAmValenwind - She's not that bad. O.o You should see her stand-up routine. There are also videos of when she was paid to be anti-Trump before she was paid to be pro-Trump. She'll say whatever she has been paid to say.
"The fact is, calling Donald Trump an incompetent moron is not a crime. It's not even new information."
-Seth Meyers, 2018
Iconic
Which is why it's not a national secret.
I could tell you that trump is bonkers and i live across an ocean
I hear people take stuff off trumps desk because he is so stupid he forgets and won't sign. I think he should re sign.
Love Seth Meyers, 2018!
Who to believe; Donald “My inauguration crowds were the biggest” Trump or the journalist who brought down Nixon? Hmmm....
Donald "Anolumous" or a journalist who writes about facts for a living
they were huuuge..lol
Strange, no one giggled when he mispronounced 'anonymous.' ...unless they feared being kicked out of the rally !
+Blessing John Chelliah most of them struggle with 3 syllable words and that's a 5 syllable word, they were impressed that he managed this much
Good point. Is going to be a rough one.
The only thing I don't like about Woodward's new book is the cover: Trump isn't red; he's orange.
Guzeebo 😄😄😄😄😱
All Putin’s puppets are commie red.
It is probably red for red flag or Russian red.
True.... but his bestie from the Kremlin is RED... hint, hint.... :-)
😁😁😁😁😁
Conway: "From what I understand..."
Question: What do you understand?
that Twittler in Chief is the Supreme Leader and his word is the law, especially if his word goes against facts, logic or laws of physics
Answer. Nada!
She understands giving support like that keeps her lavish lifestyle going... So, she'll still be doing it well past Trump's age.
Thank you Seth for making me laugh during these troubling times. 👍✌🖖
When have times not been troubling? Honestly.
@@transsexual_computer_faery I'd have to say during the Obama administration.
Right , so during those years, poverty, war, famine, rape, drug abuse, bullying, political corruption, corporate fraud etc etc didn't exist? gtfo
Phobe Laxu I didn’t say that It didn’t. I just said times were better under Obama then the Trumptard.
No; you said times were not troubling during Obama admin. In case you misspoke, fine.
So, I spoke to my fifth grader nephew...and he was DEEPLY resentful at being compared to the Dotard in Chief, Pres. David Dennison. "Hey, I never paid any hookers or porn stars off..ANOMINOMINSLY!" he explained. "I knew in second grade that it's pronounced anonymous, for Christ's sake."
Kid's got a point. #BILLY2020!
BIGLY!
Even Donald Duck is ashamed of his name now and he want to change it..
"Elementary, my dear Watson.. My education level is elementary.."
New Message 😂😂💀
Not to mention his behavior and petty insults and nicknames. It truly reminds me of my days in grade school.
New Message "We have to gather clues, but first get me a Diet Coke"
New Message Or perhaps „alimentary“?
Pre-elementary my dear Watson.
Are you kidding me, Trump didn't even write that tweet - not unhinged and redundant enough and big words like barrage are not in Trump's vocabulary.
Big words like ,And and the,are not in that idiots Vocabulary
How can those people go to those rallies and not realize what a self indulgent, incompetent and vile man he is? Are they brain dead?
Most of those people are paid to be there.
I thought it was $50 just to show up.
Phil Ricci you couldn’t pay me enough to be there.
Yep. Pretty much.
Goomer well apparently that's what they like about him. His ego is what makes him popular with certain people. Yeah, i know it is sick.
Trump can be a stand up comedian, all he has to do is stand there and we all would start laughing 😂
Who gave him the word excoriated? He has no idea what that means.
We Are Legion How is it he can’t pronounce the easier word anonymous?
i bet he has a Word Of The Day calendar, and it popped up the day prior.
@@IAmValenwind No way he's even smart enough to have one of those. Someone totally wrote that for him. 😂
past tense: excoriated; past participle: excoriated
1.
formal
censure or criticize severely.
"the papers that had been excoriating him were now lauding him"
2.
MEDICINE
damage or remove part of the surface of (the skin).
synonyms: abrade, rub away, rub raw, scrape, scratch, chafe; More
@@JadenKaye
He has an issue with the letter N because it involves puffing air between his teeth. Most likely, he has some issue in his mouth.
I thought that Trump only hires the best! And that we would be tired of winning. SAD!!!
Anonunmunmous!
Optimus Prime yes only the best third and fourth stingers now.
if this is winning, yeah... i'm pretty tired of it, and would rather go back to losing. lol
I have to say I am exhausted.
Yeah the best at being dumb ass criminals... I wouldn't be surprised if they all appear on the show World's Dumbest... It's just crazy how they don't even try to have any finesse about pulling off their crime. Damn
Trump supporters good luck trying to discredit Bob Woodward?
"What does Woodward know about impeachment???"
"Uh, Watergate."
"NO COLLUSION!"
**smh**
aprilwearsgucci❤💋 they’ll say that he’s part of the big deep state conspiracy including most news outlets, media, authors, majority of the humans on earth, etc.
hes one of the communist pedophile lizard people from mars that are running the deep state, or deep fryer or what ever it is this week
You fool Brisn! You've been tricked, it's not the lizard people, it's the mole people. They're the ones behind all this and they're trying to blame it on their mortal enemies the lizard people! It's a distraction! Always look down... they're underneath us... listening to us... planning!
They'll claim he's a pedophile in 3...2....1....
Seth's A Closer Look's get more brilliant with each installment. This one is off the charts.
That "No.", had me legit choking on my cornflakes trying to swallow/laugh.
Goddamn Seth. A little warning next time!
5:30 Trump has been anonymous plenty of times. For about a decade he acted as he own spokesperson and publicist under a couple of different pseudonyms.
That's the reason why he never trusts anonymous sources - he lied all those times he acted as an anonymous source 😂😂😂
Yeah, but other people's pseudonyms for him are based on reality!!
@@f_USAF-Lt.G
That's not what a pseudonym is...
Even if they find the op-ed author that won't change anything and someone else will take its place and so on.
Hail Hydra!
But the lie detector results are the Big Headlines:
100% of suspects test positive for calling President a moron
Search continues amid revelation that all suspects called Trump a moron
Jeff Sessions admits that he can not prosecute everyone that said the same things he's already said...
@@f_USAF-Lt.G they should put the lie detector on Trump. That thing would probably catch fire.
let's all cheer for plaid shirt guy!! He is a true American!
"stubby meat paws"... I'm dying! XD
The guy who could not pronounce Anonymous is the president of the United Shhhtates.
I, personally, do not have all the best words, but I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "the United Shesh".
LibHunk #damshame
Trump will have a lot of time to write his book from prison!
YOU THINK HE CAN WRITE?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Mein Trumpf"
Khadijah Johnson he may asks his jail mate to write his book under his name hahaha. ...
I think it was written by several people all trying to restrain Trump. That way, when asked "did you write it?" any one of the authors could truthfully day "no". That's because he/she only wrote paragraphs 3-5, not the _entire_ op ed.
Brad Hansen say not day, but good theory
New hero: Plaid shirt guy
plaid shirt guy rules
Calling it a Trump rally isn't right call it what it really is a "CLAN rally".
And the guy to trumps left gets replaced for his expressions in the middle of the Montana rally
By two vacant grinning bimbos gurning for the camera.
It's really shameless.
But it's a republican rally for the orange buffoon so, I mean, what were we expecting?
Plaidshirtguy spiked the absurd pomposity of the rally headshot perfectly. And The Stepford Replacers are a perfect phoney inditement of the self-obsesssion with image.
Trump's book will certainly be a pop-up... And the Stormy Daniels chapter will be EPIC.
If it's a pop-up I may read it! Lol
I think that page will look more like braille.
+New Message I bet it will just be 2 balloons with nipples drawn on, that you can blow up, glued to the pages. Nothing special.
Maybe an address and instructions on how to donate to Donald Trumps Fund for the Support of Self Employed women who suffer from a need to talk too much.
HE'S GOT LOTS MORE STORMYS TO COME BETTER SAVE HIS PENNIES CAUSE PUTIN WON'T EVEN COME TO US HE BETTER NOT. VOTE BLUE
The only well oiled machine is Malania's vibrator.
I dont think she is capable of having a sex drive after getting mounted by Trump
But that was only once ( we know it was once, hmmm or do we??-maybe he ain't her babys daddy), and it was a long time ago......Something about your hubby ridin porn stars bareback, can be a little off putting!! That's why she's in NYC or separate room??? Where is she? She hasn't been seen in a while....
oh lord
@@kendomyers have you seen the way she looks at Obama?..lol she wants the BBC.
FN- 2187
Who’s “Malania”?
Kellyanne looks freshly ironed tonight, I see.
The meth lady.
She used her hair dryer before the interview.
On her face?
Botox.
Charles Peak, Jr entire bottle of Botox
He is comparing his rants to one of the greatest speeches in American History oh he's stale all right SMH
Well stable genius obviously. Whaddayakno next time he'll be comparin' himself to Albert Einstein.
Stopping at 5:00 & 7:00
Is it just me, or did they replace the three straight faced, unenthusiastic people directly behind Trump with three smiling, happy faced people mid-speech?
Oh, yes they did!
6:07 Godspeed Plaid shirt Guy, godspeed
Disappeared quickly
he lasted about an hour tho. a truly epic hour. even if he doesnt get paid, the trippy experience he just had beats any shrooms he would have bought
Plaid shirt Guy, Girl with Black Glasses, and White T-Shirt with Big Chest Guy... all three replaced by grinning females who should have taken the torch and continued what the first three did. They missed their chance.
brilliant
secret service held plaid shirt guy, a 17 year old, for hours against his will in a room away from everyone. no one knew where he wasn't allowed to notify anyone of his whereabouts. they love detaining people against their will and not letting anybody know where they are.
Trump rallies now sound like they use simulated/pre-recorded cheers and applause, because I did not see anyone cheering or applauding.
the look on Trump's face as he tries to pronounce anonymous ..... I could watch it over and over...it never gets old....lol
Such a to-do about a message that appears to be true. Too bad Trump won’t show this level of concern for the little children ripped away from their parents, and lost to them forever. To me, this is the unforgivable crime.
Who the hell taught Trump the word "excoriated"? Lincoln's iconic speech was over & done in under two minutes and the person who spoke for two _hours_ before him said he wished *he'd* written what Lincoln had said. The difference between Lincoln and Trump is that people listened to what Lincoln had to say and took time to digest the meaning but listening to the marmalade Mussolini for under two minutes generally makes a person nauseous and puts them off digesting _anything!_
Trump doesn't even know how the Gettysburg address begins
.. to be here dessicated, like coconuts ....
Sure he does..Four whores and seven prostitutes ago😙☝️
Also a Geiger counter, which has at its heart a Geiger-*Müller* tube? That's the kind of finely engineered shade I like to see.
5:01 - Yo son! Better hit up CVS and grab some extra strength Poligrip. You gotta up your denture game, for real! 🎃
#Amonymush
dude, i wear dentures *without* adhesives, and i'm a poor speaker, and even *i* don't mangle my words that badly. that's just simple dumbassery, not dentures.
Drugs?
He can say excoriated but not anonymous?!?!
Morty Sanchez. They try and teach him one new word a year and he’s like a toddler who has just completed potty training! Look what I can do all by myself!!
Morty Sanchez S is his Achilles heel.
God Blesh the United Schtatsches
Anominous
I was surprised that "excoriated" wasn't picked up. How many people at the rally know what it means (including #45 himself)? Well, plaid shirt guy, for one, but any more?
@@stevieinselby
Seriously though its not about the words for them, he could start making up big words and they would still cheer at all the right points
Bglgkdbsbdk Locker Her Up!
_woooooot_
Hsgshwjwbdi Build That Wall!
_woooooot_
Gsvsvahakk MAGA!
_woooooooooooot_
No mention of the plaid shirt guy?
The plaid shirt guy needs no introduction.
Jeff Weiss
His people hired the people that filled the lobby when he rode the elevator in Trump Tower to announce he was running for president! So what about plaid shirt guy is either surprising or significant?
PSG kept a straight face when he said "I think I'm pretty competent!"
Better than I could've done..
Also, minor nitpick above, it was an escalator.
F that guy. He didn't do nothing
Plaid shirt guy is a HS student, who thought it would be cool to go to his rally and see what he was talking about. Don Lemon interviewed him. Him and some friends went to check it out, and found Chump lying like a rug, and he was making those faces...they replaced him and the guy to the right of Chump in the white shirt. He said they detained him for about 10 min, then asked him to leave.
I saw the plaid shirt guy
We're all PSG!
Awww man he didn't mention the plaid shirt guy 😂
WTH is his issue with Ibrahim Lincoln? Or is he the only former president he knows of? 😂
Amomynous
An anomylnmouss...
Really, an anonehmuss....
I have the best words in the United Shates.
no no... he meant "An Amish"
Amomymoose. Doot doo dee doot. Amomymoose. Doot doo doo doo. Amomymoose.
Amomynous covfefe
In case you weren’t clear, Kellyanne really has no idea, as she went to great lengths to emphasise. Neither does her boss, of course, but Congress doesn’t seem to care, because they are too focussed on clinging onto power. With the current Republicans, service to country always come second to naked self interest.
8:09 Reminds me of that Simpson's episode where Homer takes a lie detector test and when Scully and Mulder ask him if he understood how the test works, he answers "yes" and the machine explodes Hahahahah
No offends to Homer, he's got a good heart
In the words of Inspector Clouseau, "I will solv-ed the case of the anonymous op-ed. It won't be easy, I have failed where many have succeeded. Now, I must go to the pho-en to call Yheff."
And so he did demand. He ranted and threw a temper tantrum but no matter how much he howled or bawled, they did not give in to the pathetic demands of the useless Orange. He was forced to sit there with his paltry face and abnormally thin skin and get over it.
First condemnation of the Confederacy that Trump has issued.
Southern Republicans LOVE the Confederacy, but still love blaming the Democrats for slavery and racism, and being "the party of Lincoln".
Jessica Lee yah dispite the fact that the confederacy was the ENEMY OF LINCOLN.
How can "unnamed and enenomonous... enenmanamous...anonymous" sources be disproven?
Max Maxwell Spell check!
?
Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Covfefe...
reasons.
Faaaaaaaatheerrr!! NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!
🍸🍸😱😱😱😱🚾
Is that u Eric?
Trump and Ted Nugent both draft dodgers
New thought Eric wrote the op-ed.
Spanky McBonespurs needs to go!
I really hope that name sticks. Or another name that's something like it.
Imagine if 20 years from now, Trump is universally referred to as "President Spanky McBonespurs". That would be an amusing end to this colossal nightmare.
@@UTU49 Agreed! I don't have twitter, FB, etc. I guess if you want to help the cause, maybe tweet #ImpeachSpankyMcBonespurs :)
so Kellyanne wants to go on a fishing expedition!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hopefully it's a Three hour tour...a three hour tour.... Oh No!! She's *NO MARY ANN!*
Jose Arturo
They would never make it to the Island not with the Skipper they have on charge they would all drown LOL
lol
Payne_is_good R.J. She wants an investigation in search of a crime.
Inspodreams
Which is not how it works There is suppose be some evidence of a crime at least then an Investigation
6:00 -- This is a fundamental problem with our system. The skills required to get a job like the Presidency are entirely different from those required to actually _do_ the job. We've actually been lucky until Trump.
Is anyone tired of all the winning yet?
Who could get tired of this 4yr rain of "Snickers Bars?"
I try my best to not miss this segment. Keep up the excellent job Seth!
She's right. She does have no idea.
I think it's incredibly annoying when someone tells me what I think or feel about an issue- as do you...
Plaid shirt guy LOL!
The Silly Putty joke was hilarious
That's a lie it was anything but short. lol Here we go sir, ah,: Let's see I think it goes something like this. Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth, on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived, and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting-place for those who here gave their lives, that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But, in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate-we cannot hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Somebody is this correct? I think it is. anyway I tried.
Little man, YOU are the joke! You can’t read a book, let alone write one.
The Plaid Shirt Guy is no longer amonymous.
He's still hot AF tho
I had tears of laughter rolling down my face...absolutely brilliant.
What if the writer of the op-ed is non other than Trump himself? What? That would be absolutely ridiculous and make no sense you say? Only a crazy person would do that you say? Yea....Exactly.
The dumbing down of America.
Thank, Orange Comb Over.
I would love to see Trump try to write a book. I wouldn't read it - I'd just enjoy watching him try.
Miss ya on "Weekend Update," Seth. But am enjoying this presentation!
Trump out there saying anonymous like Rob Schneider says hippopotamus in big daddy
LMAO!!!!! 😁😂🤣
The typing scene made me burst out laughing.
Any lie detector used in that white house should go to a museum even if it just by having it near these people it gets damaged, it should be in a Museum
I love how Kellyanne keeps saying, "I don't have any idea and you don't either." Just because you tell someone that they're just as stupid as you, it doesn't make it true.
Can you imagine Kelly Ann Conway and her husband going to bed at night....I hear Crickets lol
Separate bedrooms.
That's one of the best "Closer look" sections I have ever seen. Kudos @SethMeyers
ANONYMISH.....ANONYMOUSH
Seth Meyers is vintage genius...extraordinary and real..thank God for UA-cam 🙂
Can we please just end it with a boxing match? Trump vs Mueller?
Muller Is a Marine. Trump is a draft-dodger. That would be such a unfair one-sided figh.... Oh I see what you're doing!
AKmanKA How about the two of them in a Steel-Cage match?
John Cena could be Special Referee.
"Many of us know it by memory." "No." just that killed me
beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙
beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙 beto 💙
texas U.S. senator 🇺🇸🏅👏👏👏👏
Still notable and odd that there was sneering for a bit at O'Rourke going by Beto, while Cruz uses Ted. (Then they remembered that Ted is Rafael.)
Hope so. That would be something! And without PAC money.
When he asked the crowd if he was competent.....no one behind him cheered
Is it just me? The female who replaced Plaid shirt guy looks quite similar to the one behind Kavanaugh doing the cult finger signs.
Best reporting ever Seth. Savage. Funny. Informative. Awesome.
AMONOMUS ANONMOMRULNS STROKE??!!!!
Payne_is_good R.J. Mini stroke
Curtis Joseph
Yeah he seems to have them a lot Remember Cofefe and United Shaaashts
Excuse me. Trump IS national security? Could somebody/anybody please explain what that means, in words that resemble those used by 9th or 10 graders? And know how to pronounce the word "anomisss" correctly?
Trump's presidency is so messed up, i would like to see a movie about it in a few decades
"An anomissshhh..." Damn Tump got the Bobby Brown Jaw something fierce😂😂😂😂
Pepe The Green Frog Chorus - By Lol McBarkney
(Is "Anonymous" Confirmit the Frog or one of the other muppets at the White House?)
Amomomous boop boo de boo boo
Amomomous boop boo de boo
Amomomous boop boo de boo boo
De boo boo, de boo boo
De boo de boo de boop boop op-ed boop
A Wee Scots Dog - another little gem. Excellent work! 😄
@@judioregan4210
Yeah, excellent copy job...
Jimmy Fallon did it two days ago:
ua-cam.com/video/e_L1DpoPEsw/v-deo.html _(it starts 30 seconds into the video)_
Ollie B Not a copy job. Just coincidence. Can’t help it if someone else thought of a similar idea. It is a fairly obvious joke though.
A Wee Scots Dog - well said.
Judi O'Regan O.k. I admit it... I plagiarised it ..... ua-cam.com/video/8N_tupPBtWQ/v-deo.html
Though when I was looking for that I found this ... ua-cam.com/video/vZnlz-b2NnY/v-deo.html .... Donald and the green frog go back a long way - and nothing is original it seems.
Dude, you can just call it "The Gettysburg Address". Calling it the "The Gettysburg Address speech" is redundant and stupid.
Anomonis covfefe
He's struggling with the word anonymous... Iconic
Didnt bill Maher make that exact same shaggy joke on Friday?
Kind of obvious
Lee Aguera Chuck Todd also did it on Meet the Press😂
Everytime Seth mentions Eric, i wait for the "Father, noooo..."
Ja moin. The us is doomed
Thank you Seth for injecting some sanity. Comedians win again!
#25thThe45th
I was impressed that 45 used the word “excoriated “ properly.
#plaidshirtguy
Another accurate impression of orange dude! 😂😂😂
How do you have 32 views and 92 likes?
Fredy Arguello They didn’t just do a double take?
They liked it 3x as much as anything else?